#225:Mudboy Slim
To: palo verde, backfin, mel_living, (#23)
"Immigrant Nation!!" (To be sung to Paul Revere And The Raiders' "Indian Reservation")
Say, truth be told, we're a free nation... Hospitable to all persuasions... Folks invade US, that ain't Right!! They take our jobs, not our will to fight!!
They use our schools, but they don't pay... They flood our hospitals and jails... They march our streets...rights, they don't have... ILLEGALS' lives are ContraBand!!
American people, Immigrant Pride... Give power to "them", and freedom dies!!
We are a proud Immigrant Nation... Justice dawns, we must be patient... Though I seem so gawldurned white... MUD's still part-injun deep inside!!
American people, immigrant pride... Respect our laws...or fear our might!!
Folks, maybe someday Left will learn... Immigrant nation always yearns... Freedom's earned... Freedom's earned... Freedom's earned... Freedom's earned!!
#227:Mudboy Slim
To: A K A Stone, palo verde, goldilucky(#52)
"The Right Must Drive Dem Lib'rals Out!!" (To be sung to the Band's "The Night They Drove Ol' Dixie Down")
Mudboy Slim is my name and I FReeped with that DeeCee gang... 'Til ModSquad's zealotry reigned and told us our rants caused shame. Now I'm singin' with Goldi-Lox, sure we're orn'ry but freedom rocks!! My guns ain't spent...Richmond's so swell... It's our time 'cuz November's Leftists' hell!!
The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Lib'rals!! The Right must show we'll devolve power...folks, the sheeple are central. We sang...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...
RATS seem to fight 'gainst liberty...what have they against the free?! Dubyuh, Slick's a freak...why won't you join our FReep? Now I know why freedom's good...sheeple shall care that Dem Lib'rals are fools... We got what we need...our nation's best... But Fed's big spending ain't passing the righteous test!!
The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Lib'rals!! The Right must show we'll devolve power...folks, the sheeple are central. We sang...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...
Like forefather's before ye, we shall make our stand!! Despite Dem lib'rals who bore me, I sing fer rebel bands!! Taxes're just obscene...Power's insane... Damn Dem yankees...land of the Brave. I swear by God, I shall always freep... Right must raise a Cain...rise up!! Ain't no time to sleep!!
The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Lib'rals!! The Right must show we'll devolve power...folks, the sheeple are central. We sang...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...
The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Lib'rals!! The Right must show we'll devolve power...folks, the sheeple are central. We sang...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...
"RATS Love the U.S.S.R.!!" (To be sung to the Beatles' "Back in the U.S.S.R.")
Screw 'em...they're ObamaGeeks...BOAC!!** Lib'rals just don't know what's Right!! NooYawkSlimes' a faithless rag fer Tyranny... Man, we gotta win this fight!! Barack loves the USSR!! You don't know how Marxist RATS are, boy... RATS love the USSR...yeah!!
Seen Barry too much...folks, I can't stand that face... Gee, he's even in my home!! Leftists thrive on sorrow...RATS inflaming race!! Lib'rals love their Marxist tomes!! Barack loves the USSR!! You don't know how Marxist RATS are, boy... Right loves the US... RATS loathe the US... RATS love the USSR!!
Well, Dem lib'ral gals really knock me out... They live some whacky lives!! MUD's rockstar life makes Left whine and pout... RAT-Networks're always sellin' lie-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie-LIES!!! Oh, come on...
(BigMan freakin' it on guitar)
(Hoo Hey Hoo, hey, ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Barack loves the USSR!! You don't know how Marxist RATS are, boys... RATS love the USSR!!
Well, Dem lib'ral gals really knock me out... They live some whacky lives!! MUD's "rockstar life" makes Left whine and pout... RAT-Networks're always sellin' lie-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie-LIES!!!
Folks, Right needs yer help so prepare...we'll punch Statists in the mouth!! Help me to raise the alarm... Let me hear all good patriots singing out... Come and hear Rush Limbaugh's charm!! Barack loves the USSR!! Hey, you don't know how Marxist RATS are, boy... RATS love the USSR!! Folks, Lib'rals are too funny!!
"Black is Back!!" (To be sung to Los Bravos' "Black Is Black")
Black is back... I want my Nation back. We say, "Let's pray." Guv'ment, go away!! Oh-oh, what can we do?? 'Cuz I-I-I-I-I, I'm feelin' blue.
If Left has its way, Freedoms stripped away. Big Guv'ment's not Right... Reject the Network spin-in-in... Oh-oh, what can we do?!! 'Cuz I-I-I-I-I, I'm feelin' blue.
[We] gotta choose... Freedom's much to lose!! Marxists are wrong... Why would we give up liberty?! What did Right do wrong?!
Bad is bad, Dem Marxists are so sad. Let's fight fer Right... Let us find peace of mind. Oh oh. what can I do?! 'Cuz I-I-I-I-I, I'm feelin' blue.
[We] gotta choose... Freedom's much to lose!! Marxists are wrong... Why would we give up liberty?! What did Right do wrong?!
Black is back... I want my Nation back. It's gray, it's gray, More taxes ain't The Way!! Oh-oh, what can we do?! Guess I-I-I-I-I, I'll sing my tunes... Guess I-I-I-I-I, I'll sing my tunes...
"Devolution!!" (To be sung to the Beatles' "Revolution")
Aaarrrggghhh!! RATS say they want a revolution... Well, you know... We all want to change the world!! Truth is we need a devolution... 'Cuz you know... RightWing wants to save the world. But Left is all about destruction.... RATS don't know we'll fight Guv'ment Power!! Still, you know we're gonna be all right, We're Right...Far Right!!
Folks, Liberty's our real solution... Guv'ment blows... Devolvin' Power is the plan!! RATS beggin' fer tax contributions... Left don't know... We're givin' all we can!! If you want money fer sheeple with minds that hate... Socialist minions, irrelevancy's yer fate!! Still, you know we're gonna be all right, We're Right...Far Right!!
(guitar jammin')
Left wants to shelve the Constitution!! Well, you know... Barry's Marxist ways are dead!! RATS wanna kill our institutions... Still, we know... Our precious freedoms sosh'lists dread. But if you go carrying pictures of BarryO... Yer just a RAT loser, that's what good patriots know!! Folks, you know we're gonna be all right, We're Right...Far Right!!
"Over the next 66 days, the Obamanation shall die a slow, agonizing (and rather fun to watch) political death, imho..."
Posted 2008-08-29
Sheeesh...I totally whiffed on exactly HOW horrible a candidate John McStain would turn out to be. My expectations for him were very low and he absolutely failed to live up to them. Cost America 8 years of Obama purgatory...MUD
"RATS' Stain!!" (To be sung to Arlo Guthrie's "Last Train")
We gotta stand up and fight on fer our Nation... RightWing must git ourselves prepared... 'Cuz Lib'rals are just stains on our Glory... Good folks, you must become aware!!
Reagan, he ain't here to show the Right Way... Fool RATS been lyin' that "they care"!! But Justice is the cost of our Glory... FReedom's the answer to our prayers!!
(A little guitar pickin')
DemonRATS been lyin' 'bout all their "programs"... Enslavin' the Hungry and Poor... FReepin's our ticket to a vast, future Glory!! Meet that "stranger" whose been FReepin' right next door!!
Right, make yer stand fer good tomorrows... RATS, they'll be trouble 'til they're gone!! We are all just messengers fer the Lord's Faith and Glory... Fightin' fer a bright new dawn!!
We gotta stand up and fight on fer our Nation... RightWing, it's time to show we care!! We are on a quest fer Truth'n'Glory... FReedom's the answer to our prayers!!
#255:Mudboy Slim
To: Landru, The Scourge of Yazid, FreeTheHostages, cherry_bomb88, M. Thatcher, holdonnow, dirtboy(#254)
"Eve of Destruction!!" (To be sung to Barry McGuire's "Eve Of Destruction")
Mideastern world...tyrants implodin'... RATS dispairin'...Right's emboldened!! Reject John Kerry's swill...be righteous voters... Decry the need fer War...believe the SwiftVetBoaters... 'Cuz without soldiers fer FReedom, FReedom's verboten!!
Lib'rals tell me... Over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!"...my FRiends... Folks, I don't believe...we're on the Eve of Destruction!!
Join our righteous band, we're just dyin' to play... Must reject RATS' fears...and FReepin's the way!! When the Lib'rals are crushed...it's a true glory day!! Gotta Country to save...put fascists in their graves!! Lib'ral kooks astound ya, boy...TRUTH's bound to scare you, boy!!
Mudyuh tells me... Over and over, "It's over, we're dead!!"...my FRiends... Still, I won't believe...we're on the eve of destruction!!
Sure. Ol' MUD's so mad...at Left's belly-achin'... RATS peddle Fear...Left's Power's fadin'... Medyuh twists the Truth...monopoly is breakin'!! Two blow-dried Senators...DemRATS must be quakin'!! Dem marchers are stoned...virtue's been forsaken... All humans expect...Righteous Liberation!! Thw whole Lib'ral World...let's just eradicate it!!
Sosh'lists tell me... Over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!", my FRiends... Right, we can't believe...we're on the Eve of Destruction!!
Next, we'll liberate...people of Red China... Ron Reagan showed US how...by whuppin' Commie Russia!! Dem Lib'rals fear the whole human race... Sosh'lism's been spurned...Guv'ment's been disgraced!! Great devolution's come...cede Power to the States!! Bureaucracy's tax-fed...Income Tax erased!! Love yer next-door neighbor...and don't fergit to say Grace!!
RATS tell me... Over and over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!"...my FRiends... Folks now believe...Left's on the Eve of Extinction!!" Mmmm, yes folks, Liberty...demands the Lib'rals' destruction!!
#257:Mudboy Slim
To: FallGuy, George From Brooklyn Park, heavyd, MarkSnyder, PhiKapMom, Askel5, AuntB, Gone_Postal(#256)
"Short-Haired Country Boy" (To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Long-Haired Country Boy")
People say I'm no good, crazy as a loon... 'Cuz I sing songs after midnight, trash Clinton in ev'ry tune! Cuz Slick's like my Ol' Horn'Dog Hound... He likes to play the field gettin' laid! You may not think I'm funny, but I damn-sure got it made...
'Cuz I ain't askin' my guv'ment fer nuthin'... Folks, I can get it on my own! So if you don't like the songs I'm singin'... LIB'RALS, leave this short-haired country boy alone!
Prez'dent's squawkin' on TeeVee, trashin' some Camels named "JOE"... Smirks while betraying our Nation, slaughters innocents in Kosovo!! Left says, "Clinton walks on water," but I don't think that's true. Some of us think Slick's Demon-RATS will be doin' a little walkin' soon!!!
'Cuz Emperor Bill ain't clothed in nuthin'... GrandPa says, "You reap what you have sown!" If you don't like the Truth I'm singin'... You just leave this "Mad Libertarian" ALONE!!
(reprise)
Reno tries to delay, but us FReepers got the dirt... DemocRATS run fer cover, but Rush Limbaugh's words must hurt. The Lib'rals say, "Ev'rything is fine!" But each politician needs yer Vote. Slick's holdin' on by the skin of his balls... But his Party's become a joke!!
No, I ain't tellin' you Lib'rals nuthin'... That ya'll shouldn't know on your own! So if you don't like the "MUD" I'm slingin'... You just leave onery Ol' Mudboy ALONE!!
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 07/09/1999 06:16:36 PDT by Mudboy Slim (upt@no.good!)
The blatant bias of the RAT-Media WHORE'd is beyond debate except for those braindead Leftists whose very existence depends upon an ever-expanding Federal Leviathan.
#262:Mudboy Slim
To: Landru, Clarity, Arator, Paul Cruce, Michael Rivero, Black Jade, ChaseR, Ward Smythe, Twodees(#261)
"Black IV"
"I'm Gonna Be Rush Limbaugh!!" (To be sung to Travis Tritt's "I'm Gonna Be Somebody")
Mudboy played his guitar 'gainst Slick's LeftWing Sacred Cows... Folks, it's hard for a PoorBoy to find the Money!! MUD Loved Persperation, he had Pure Heart and Soul. Mudboy knew he was born to sing!!!
Sheeple said, "Get a Real Job...Support Yer Family... 'Cuz there's No Future in them songs yer singin'!!!" Ol' MUD never said a word, that FReeper just kept goin'... Late at Night, Deaf Could Hear MUD sing!!! MUD said...
(FReeperGal CHORUS) I'm gonna be somebody!!! One of these days...We're gonna break Left's Chains!!! I'm gonna be like Reagan...someday!!! You can bet your hard-earned dollar I will!!
The Road Was a Struggle, took him four years to the top... But now MUD's Number One on Eee-Eye-Bee Radio... Still can't believe how FReepers come from miles around... When it seemed like only yesterday...MUD was sayin'...
"I'm wanna be Rush Limbaugh!!! One of these days...We'll just erase Left's Shame!! I'm gonna be like Rushbo...someday!!! You can bet yer hard-earned dollar I will!!"
Mudboy played Right's HO'Down, one full moon August night... MUD saw his boy out in the front row...singin'... It's MUD's pride'n'joy--JakeyBoy--with same Ol' Hungry Eyes... Looked up at Daddy and sang...
"I'm gonna be like Daddy!!! One of these days...We'll just erase Left's Shame!! I'm gonna be Rush Limbaugh...someday!!! You can bet yer hard-earned dollar I will!!"
You can bet your hard-earned dollar I will.
Dedicatin' this one to my Ol' Man...MUD
290 posted on 11/20/2001, 9:33:56 PM by Mudboy Slim
#264:Mudboy Slim
To: contintental op, Neil McIver, Ragin1, Coral Snake, SMOKESCREEN(#262)
"Oppression's Wrong!!" (To be sung to Bob Marley's "Redemption Song")
Ohh, pat'riots...Left, they rob US... Bold Right, shed yer chains for whips!! Minions chatter while we fight... RATS are socialist wimps!! Folks, MUD's band shall stand strong... As we strike the High and Mighty!! Move forward...go "X"-Generation...triumphantly!! Won't you help US sing... MUD's songs of Freedom?! 'Cuz the Right's takin' stands... Oppression's Wrong!! Defeat Left's SCUM!!
Emancipate yerself from Left's enslavement... Some like Limbaugh shall FReep fer Right!! Have no fear of sources of energy... Next, Mudboy's gonna break Left's spine!! How long shall RATS steal my profits... As we subsidize Left's KOOKS?! Ooh!! Come play, let's be a part of it... Recall the day NooYawk shook!!
Won't you help MUD sing... Bold songs of FReepin'?! Folks, RightWing's takin' stands!! Corruption's Wrong!! Oppression's Wrong!! Big Guv'ment's Wrong!!
(BigMan on guitar)
Emancipate yerself from Left's enslavement... Some like Limbaugh shall FReep fer Right!! Woah!! Have no fear of sources of energy... Next, Righteous gonna break Left's spine!! How long shall RATS steal my profits... As we subsidize Left's KOOKS?! Ooh!! Come play, let's be a part of it... Recall the day DeeCee shook!! Won't you help MUD sing... Dese songs of FReepin'?! Folks, RightWing's takin' stands!! Big Guv'ment's Wrong!! All y'all join the Band... Oppression's Wrong!! We sing of FReedom... Songs of FReedom!!
"Where Has All Left's Power Gone?!!" (To be sung to Pete Seeger's "Where Have All the Flowers Gone?")
Where has all Left's Power gone? Left's time's passing. Where are all the new programs? Slash spending...NOW!! Where has all Left's Power gone? Clinton tricked Dems, ev'ry one!! Lib'rals will never learn!! Leftists will never learn!!
Where have all the Lib'rals gone? Left's time's passing. Where have all the Lib'rals gone? RATS' slime must go!! Where have all the Lib'rals gone? RATS loathe FReedom, Commie SCUM!! Lib'rals will never learn!! Why won't Left ever learn?!
Where have all the Tyrants gone? Soddom's gassing!! Where have all the Tyrants gone? They live in holes. Where have all the Tyrants gone? Righteous soldiers bravely won!! Tyrants shall always burn!! Tyrants will always burn!!
Where have all the Sosh'lists gone? Far Right's massing. Where have all the Sosh'lists gone? Left's reign is o'er!! Where have all the Sosh'lists gone? The mass graveyards we've undug. Why won't the Commies learn?! Tyrants will always burn!!
Where have all the Patriots gone? RightWing's FReepin'!! Where has Ronald Reagan gone? He's Right Above!! Where has all Left's Power gone? Devolve Power...ev'ry one!! When will y'all ever learn? Tyrants shall always BURN!!
"Lib'rals Love to HATE!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Simple Twist of Fate")
The RATS they gather in the Park... To march against "Dubyuh's War"... The Medyuh spin keeps missing the mark... FReep them with yer VOTES!! Give Left hell 'til they're gone... RATS wish that they weren't freaks... Left's washed up...folks, why must Lib'rals HATE?!
Our Father knows, sosh'lists are banal... Mudboy's righteous tunes keep givin' RATS hell... We'll rock the world 'cuz freedom's swell... Liberty is burnin' bright!! RATS fear the dreams of the Right... Clinton is Left's Traitor... Truth is Lib'rals simply love to HATE!!
A megaphone and our flag displayed... The DeeCee FReepers a ruckus made... 'Cuz we're Right...Left's losers're afraid... We're free, we're acting up!! We fought against Slick Willie's scum... Too bad Senate didn't rate... RATS fergit about that Waco Act of HATE!!
(Mud on harp...)
Folks, wake up...real freedom's rare... Life is good, but it ain't fair... Just tell yerself, "BigGuv'ment Cares!!" Bush is Lib'ral, he ain't Right!! Reagan's Amnesty was vile... Lib'rals, they just cannot relate... Tell me why...why must DemocRATS HATE?!
Our fabric's rippin'...gate ain't locked... We'll stalk all Dem Lib'rals...Liberty ROCKS!! Sons are gone...still, the Lib'ral Left taunts... RATS do favors fer Chi-Coms!! Please don't believe the Medyuh spin... Freedom is our fate!! Once more, why do Lib'ral RATbots HATE?!
FReepers tell me, MUD ain't "in"... 'Cuz MAF is mean, while JimRob grins... The nation grieved...we lost the Twins!! Dubyuh's reigned supreme... Amnesty's his dream... But Right is just too great... Fame is but a fickle twist of fate!!
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Dittos...MUD
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#225: Mudboy Slim To: palo verde, backfin, mel_living, (#23)
(To be sung to Paul Revere And The Raiders' "Indian Reservation")
Say, truth be told, we're a free nation...
Hospitable to all persuasions...
Folks invade US, that ain't Right!!
They take our jobs, not our will to fight!!
They use our schools, but they don't pay...
They flood our hospitals and jails...
They march our streets...rights, they don't have...
ILLEGALS' lives are ContraBand!!
American people, Immigrant Pride...
Give power to "them", and freedom dies!!
We are a proud Immigrant Nation...
Justice dawns, we must be patient...
Though I seem so gawldurned white...
MUD's still part-injun deep inside!!
American people, immigrant pride...
Respect our laws...or fear our might!!
Folks, maybe someday Left will learn...
Immigrant nation always yearns...
Freedom's earned...
Freedom's earned...
Freedom's earned...
Freedom's earned!!
Mudboy Slim (8 May 2006)
Trump 2020 begins HERE...MUD
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#226: Mudboy Slim To: pookie (#225)
Pookies Toons STILL Rock...MUD
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#227: Mudboy Slim To: A K A Stone, palo verde, goldilucky (#52)
(To be sung to the Band's "The Night They Drove Ol' Dixie Down")
Mudboy Slim is my name and I FReeped with that DeeCee gang...
'Til ModSquad's zealotry reigned and told us our rants caused shame.
Now I'm singin' with Goldi-Lox, sure we're orn'ry but freedom rocks!!
My guns ain't spent...Richmond's so swell...
It's our time 'cuz November's Leftists' hell!!
The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Lib'rals!!
The Right must show we'll devolve power...folks, the sheeple are central.
We sang...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...
RATS seem to fight 'gainst liberty...what have they against the free?!
Dubyuh, Slick's a freak...why won't you join our FReep?
Now I know why freedom's good...sheeple shall care that Dem Lib'rals are fools...
We got what we need...our nation's best...
But Fed's big spending ain't passing the righteous test!!
The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Lib'rals!!
The Right must show we'll devolve power...folks, the sheeple are central.
We sang...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...
Like forefather's before ye, we shall make our stand!!
Despite Dem lib'rals who bore me, I sing fer rebel bands!!
Taxes're just obscene...Power's insane...
Damn Dem yankees...land of the Brave.
I swear by God, I shall always freep...
Right must raise a Cain...rise up!! Ain't no time to sleep!!
The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Lib'rals!!
The Right must show we'll devolve power...folks, the sheeple are central.
We sang...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...
The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Lib'rals!!
The Right must show we'll devolve power...folks, the sheeple are central.
We sang...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...
Mudboy Slim (4 October 2006)
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#228: Mudboy Slim To: JHoffa_, meguro, buckeroo (#227)
Trump 2020 ROX...MUD
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#229: Mudboy Slim To: All (#228)
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Back in the U.S.S.R.")
Screw 'em...they're ObamaGeeks...BOAC!!**
Lib'rals just don't know what's Right!!
NooYawkSlimes' a faithless rag fer Tyranny...
Man, we gotta win this fight!!
Barack loves the USSR!!
You don't know how Marxist RATS are, boy...
RATS love the USSR...yeah!!
Seen Barry too much...folks, I can't stand that face...
Gee, he's even in my home!!
Leftists thrive on sorrow...RATS inflaming race!!
Lib'rals love their Marxist tomes!!
Barack loves the USSR!!
You don't know how Marxist RATS are, boy...
Right loves the US...
RATS loathe the US...
RATS love the USSR!!
Well, Dem lib'ral gals really knock me out...
They live some whacky lives!!
MUD's rockstar life makes Left whine and pout...
RAT-Networks're always sellin' lie-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie-LIES!!!
Oh, come on...
(BigMan freakin' it on guitar)
(Hoo Hey Hoo, hey, ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Barack loves the USSR!!
You don't know how Marxist RATS are, boys...
RATS love the USSR!!
Well, Dem lib'ral gals really knock me out...
They live some whacky lives!!
MUD's "rockstar life" makes Left whine and pout...
RAT-Networks're always sellin' lie-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie-LIES!!!
Folks, Right needs yer help so prepare...we'll punch Statists in the mouth!!
Help me to raise the alarm...
Let me hear all good patriots singing out...
Come and hear Rush Limbaugh's charm!!
Barack loves the USSR!!
Hey, you don't know how Marxist RATS are, boy...
RATS love the USSR!!
Folks, Lib'rals are too funny!!
Mudboy Slim (23 September 2009)
BTW...**B.O.A.C. = Barack Obama AIN'T Christ!!
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#234: Mudboy Slim To: Coral Snake, taipan (#164)
Well then, welcome to you both...MUD
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Yer welcome...MUD
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#237: Mudboy Slim To: All (#235)
(To be sung to Los Bravos' "Black Is Black")
Black is back...
I want my Nation back.
We say, "Let's pray."
Guv'ment, go away!!
Oh-oh, what can we do??
'Cuz I-I-I-I-I, I'm feelin' blue.
If Left has its way,
Freedoms stripped away.
Big Guv'ment's not Right...
Reject the Network spin-in-in...
Oh-oh, what can we do?!!
'Cuz I-I-I-I-I, I'm feelin' blue.
[We] gotta choose...
Freedom's much to lose!!
Marxists are wrong...
Why would we give up liberty?!
What did Right do wrong?!
Bad is bad,
Dem Marxists are so sad.
Let's fight fer Right...
Let us find peace of mind.
Oh oh. what can I do?!
'Cuz I-I-I-I-I, I'm feelin' blue.
[We] gotta choose...
Freedom's much to lose!!
Marxists are wrong...
Why would we give up liberty?!
What did Right do wrong?!
Black is back...
I want my Nation back.
It's gray, it's gray,
More taxes ain't The Way!!
Oh-oh, what can we do?!
Guess I-I-I-I-I, I'll sing my tunes...
Guess I-I-I-I-I, I'll sing my tunes...
Mudboy Slim (22 November 2008)
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LOL...a true Lion in the Senate...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2020-02-01 10:55:48 Reply Private Reply
#239: Mudboy Slim To: All (#237)
(To be sung to Eddie and the Cruisers' "Tender Years")
Country's screwed with BarryO...
RATS tax everything in sight!!
Liberty's closer and closer...
There is passion on the Right!!
Our freedom's gone...vile tyranny...
Must fight this Marxist throng!!
Right's got heart, we got dreams...
Big Guv'ment's most always wrong!!
Folks, ignore Statist peers...
Guv'ment's grown too many years!!
Devolution is near...
Don't believe Leftist fears!!
RATS say we're done, that freedom's bad...
Deficits, they plague the land!!
Fer the Truth, we aspire...
Liberty is oh so grand!!
Folks, ignore Statist peers...
Guv'ment's grown too many years!!
Devolution is near...
Don't believe Leftist fears!!
Mudboy Slim (3 August 2009)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2020-02-01 11:03:58 Reply Private Reply
#240: Mudboy Slim To: pookie, palo verde, mel_living (#239)
Pookie's Toons ROCK...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2020-02-01 11:10:29 Reply Private Reply
#241: Mudboy Slim To: All (#229)
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Revolution")
Aaarrrggghhh!!
RATS say they want a revolution...
Well, you know...
We all want to change the world!!
Truth is we need a devolution...
'Cuz you know...
RightWing wants to save the world.
But Left is all about destruction....
RATS don't know we'll fight Guv'ment Power!!
Still, you know we're gonna be all right,
We're Right...Far Right!!
Folks, Liberty's our real solution...
Guv'ment blows...
Devolvin' Power is the plan!!
RATS beggin' fer tax contributions...
Left don't know...
We're givin' all we can!!
If you want money fer sheeple with minds that hate...
Socialist minions, irrelevancy's yer fate!!
Still, you know we're gonna be all right,
We're Right...Far Right!!
(guitar jammin')
Left wants to shelve the Constitution!!
Well, you know...
Barry's Marxist ways are dead!!
RATS wanna kill our institutions...
Still, we know...
Our precious freedoms sosh'lists dread.
But if you go carrying pictures of BarryO...
Yer just a RAT loser, that's what good patriots know!!
Folks, you know we're gonna be all right,
We're Right...Far Right!!
Mudboy Slim (23 September 2009)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2020-02-01 11:34:50 Reply Private Reply
#242: Mudboy Slim To: All (#240)
Heh heh heh...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2020-02-01 11:41:33 Reply Private Reply
#243: Mudboy Slim To: All (#242)
Amen...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2020-02-01 11:44:32 Reply Private Reply
#244: Mudboy Slim To: All (#156)
Sorta sums Obama up in a jiffy...lol.
Mudboy Slim posted on 2020-02-01 12:46:13 Reply Private Reply
#245: Mudboy Slim To: All (#158)
Posted 2008-08-29
Sheeesh...I totally whiffed on exactly HOW horrible a candidate John McStain would turn out to be. My expectations for him were very low and he absolutely failed to live up to them. Cost America 8 years of Obama purgatory...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2020-02-01 15:15:46 Reply Private Reply
#246: goldilucky To: Mudboy Slim (#222)
Cheers
goldilucky
goldilucky posted on 2020-02-02 01:46:29 Reply Private Reply
#247: Mudboy Slim To: goldilucky (#246)
Regards...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2020-02-02 05:47:30 Reply Private Reply
#248: Mudboy Slim To: AKA Stone (#247)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2020-02-02 07:38:43 Reply Private Reply
#249: Mudboy Slim To: Biff Tannen (#197)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2020-02-02 08:08:56 Reply Private Reply
#250: Mudboy Slim To: All (#249)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2020-02-02 08:09:36 Reply Private Reply
#251: Mudboy Slim To: All (#248)
Regards...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2020-02-02 20:31:31 Reply Private Reply
#252: Mudboy Slim To: goldilucky (#246)
Reckon so...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2020-02-03 15:17:31 Reply Private Reply
#253: Mudboy Slim To: LiberteeBell, MeekOneGOP, stand watie, cherry_bomb88, FBD, Taxman, staytrue, tgslTakoma, 88 (#252)
"Black III"
"RATS' Stain!!"
(To be sung to Arlo Guthrie's "Last Train")
We gotta stand up and fight on fer our Nation...
RightWing must git ourselves prepared...
'Cuz Lib'rals are just stains on our Glory...
Good folks, you must become aware!!
Reagan, he ain't here to show the Right Way...
Fool RATS been lyin' that "they care"!!
But Justice is the cost of our Glory...
FReedom's the answer to our prayers!!
(A little guitar pickin')
DemonRATS been lyin' 'bout all their "programs"...
Enslavin' the Hungry and Poor...
FReepin's our ticket to a vast, future Glory!!
Meet that "stranger" whose been FReepin' right next door!!
Right, make yer stand fer good tomorrows...
RATS, they'll be trouble 'til they're gone!!
We are all just messengers fer the Lord's Faith and Glory...
Fightin' fer a bright new dawn!!
We gotta stand up and fight on fer our Nation...
RightWing, it's time to show we care!!
We are on a quest fer Truth'n'Glory...
FReedom's the answer to our prayers!!
Mudboy Slim (12/03/2004)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2020-02-03 15:30:16 Reply Private Reply
#254: Mudboy Slim To: All (#253)
Trans conservative, certainly...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2020-02-03 15:35:46 Reply Private Reply
#255: Mudboy Slim To: Landru, The Scourge of Yazid, FreeTheHostages, cherry_bomb88, M. Thatcher, holdonnow, dirtboy (#254)
(To be sung to Barry McGuire's "Eve Of Destruction")
Mideastern world...tyrants implodin'...
RATS dispairin'...Right's emboldened!!
Reject John Kerry's swill...be righteous voters...
Decry the need fer War...believe the SwiftVetBoaters...
'Cuz without soldiers fer FReedom, FReedom's verboten!!
Lib'rals tell me...
Over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!"...my FRiends...
Folks, I don't believe...we're on the Eve of Destruction!!
Join our righteous band, we're just dyin' to play...
Must reject RATS' fears...and FReepin's the way!!
When the Lib'rals are crushed...it's a true glory day!!
Gotta Country to save...put fascists in their graves!!
Lib'ral kooks astound ya, boy...TRUTH's bound to scare you, boy!!
Mudyuh tells me...
Over and over, "It's over, we're dead!!"...my FRiends...
Still, I won't believe...we're on the eve of destruction!!
Sure. Ol' MUD's so mad...at Left's belly-achin'...
RATS peddle Fear...Left's Power's fadin'...
Medyuh twists the Truth...monopoly is breakin'!!
Two blow-dried Senators...DemRATS must be quakin'!!
Dem marchers are stoned...virtue's been forsaken...
All humans expect...Righteous Liberation!!
Thw whole Lib'ral World...let's just eradicate it!!
Sosh'lists tell me...
Over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!", my FRiends...
Right, we can't believe...we're on the Eve of Destruction!!
Next, we'll liberate...people of Red China...
Ron Reagan showed US how...by whuppin' Commie Russia!!
Dem Lib'rals fear the whole human race...
Sosh'lism's been spurned...Guv'ment's been disgraced!!
Great devolution's come...cede Power to the States!!
Bureaucracy's tax-fed...Income Tax erased!!
Love yer next-door neighbor...and don't fergit to say Grace!!
RATS tell me...
Over and over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!"...my FRiends...
Folks now believe...Left's on the Eve of Extinction!!"
Mmmm, yes folks, Liberty...demands the Lib'rals' destruction!!
Mudboy Slim (09/02/2004)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2020-02-03 15:41:31 Reply Private Reply
#256: Mudboy Slim To: All (#255)
Believe it or not, this is MY VA State Senator...MUD
BTW...and y'all wonder why I graffiti my own house...lol.
Mudboy Slim posted on 2020-02-03 15:47:17 Reply Private Reply
#257: Mudboy Slim To: FallGuy, George From Brooklyn Park, heavyd, MarkSnyder, PhiKapMom, Askel5, AuntB, Gone_Postal (#256)
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Long-Haired Country Boy")
People say I'm no good, crazy as a loon...
'Cuz I sing songs after midnight, trash Clinton in ev'ry tune!
Cuz Slick's like my Ol' Horn'Dog Hound...
He likes to play the field gettin' laid!
You may not think I'm funny, but I damn-sure got it made...
'Cuz I ain't askin' my guv'ment fer nuthin'...
Folks, I can get it on my own!
So if you don't like the songs I'm singin'...
LIB'RALS, leave this short-haired country boy alone!
Prez'dent's squawkin' on TeeVee, trashin' some Camels named "JOE"...
Smirks while betraying our Nation, slaughters innocents in Kosovo!!
Left says, "Clinton walks on water," but I don't think that's true.
Some of us think Slick's Demon-RATS will be doin' a little walkin' soon!!!
'Cuz Emperor Bill ain't clothed in nuthin'...
GrandPa says, "You reap what you have sown!"
If you don't like the Truth I'm singin'...
You just leave this "Mad Libertarian" ALONE!!
(reprise)
Reno tries to delay, but us FReepers got the dirt...
DemocRATS run fer cover, but Rush Limbaugh's words must hurt.
The Lib'rals say, "Ev'rything is fine!"
But each politician needs yer Vote.
Slick's holdin' on by the skin of his balls...
But his Party's become a joke!!
No, I ain't tellin' you Lib'rals nuthin'...
That ya'll shouldn't know on your own!
So if you don't like the "MUD" I'm slingin'...
You just leave onery Ol' Mudboy ALONE!!
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 07/09/1999 06:16:36 PDT by Mudboy Slim (upt@no.good!)
)=^D...DiabolicalMUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2020-02-03 15:57:10 Reply Private Reply
#258: Mudboy Slim To: All (#257)
More MUD!!
Heh heh heh...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2020-02-03 16:02:06 Reply Private Reply
#259: buckeroo To: Mudboy Slim (#228)
buckeroo posted on 2020-02-03 23:37:41 Reply Private Reply
#260: Mudboy Slim To: buckeroo (#259)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2020-02-04 07:38:24 Reply Private Reply
#261: Mudboy Slim To: meguro, Biff Tannen (#260)
The blatant bias of the RAT-Media WHORE'd is beyond debate except for those braindead Leftists
whose very existence depends upon an ever-expanding Federal Leviathan.
Curse (and ignore) them...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2020-02-04 16:26:33 Reply Private Reply
#262: Mudboy Slim To: Landru, Clarity, Arator, Paul Cruce, Michael Rivero, Black Jade, ChaseR, Ward Smythe, Twodees (#261)
"I'm Gonna Be Rush Limbaugh!!"
(To be sung to Travis Tritt's "I'm Gonna Be Somebody")
Mudboy played his guitar 'gainst Slick's LeftWing Sacred Cows...
Folks, it's hard for a PoorBoy to find the Money!!
MUD Loved Persperation, he had Pure Heart and Soul.
Mudboy knew he was born to sing!!!
Sheeple said, "Get a Real Job...Support Yer Family...
'Cuz there's No Future in them songs yer singin'!!!"
Ol' MUD never said a word, that FReeper just kept goin'...
Late at Night, Deaf Could Hear MUD sing!!! MUD said...
(FReeperGal CHORUS)
I'm gonna be somebody!!!
One of these days...We're gonna break Left's Chains!!!
I'm gonna be like Reagan...someday!!!
You can bet your hard-earned dollar I will!!
The Road Was a Struggle, took him four years to the top...
But now MUD's Number One on Eee-Eye-Bee Radio...
Still can't believe how FReepers come from miles around...
When it seemed like only yesterday...MUD was sayin'...
"I'm wanna be Rush Limbaugh!!!
One of these days...We'll just erase Left's Shame!!
I'm gonna be like Rushbo...someday!!!
You can bet yer hard-earned dollar I will!!"
Mudboy played Right's HO'Down, one full moon August night...
MUD saw his boy out in the front row...singin'...
It's MUD's pride'n'joy--JakeyBoy--with same Ol' Hungry Eyes...
Looked up at Daddy and sang...
"I'm gonna be like Daddy!!!
One of these days...We'll just erase Left's Shame!!
I'm gonna be Rush Limbaugh...someday!!!
You can bet yer hard-earned dollar I will!!"
You can bet your hard-earned dollar I will.
Dedicatin' this one to my Ol' Man...MUD
290 posted on 11/20/2001, 9:33:56 PM by Mudboy Slim
Mudboy Slim posted on 2020-02-04 16:39:48 Reply Private Reply
#263: Mudboy Slim To: pookie (#262)
What Impeachment?!! RATS will rue the day...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2020-02-04 16:46:53 Reply Private Reply
#264: Mudboy Slim To: contintental op, Neil McIver, Ragin1, Coral Snake, SMOKESCREEN (#262)
(To be sung to Bob Marley's "Redemption Song")
Ohh, pat'riots...Left, they rob US...
Bold Right, shed yer chains for whips!!
Minions chatter while we fight...
RATS are socialist wimps!!
Folks, MUD's band shall stand strong...
As we strike the High and Mighty!!
Move forward...go "X"-Generation...triumphantly!!
Won't you help US sing...
MUD's songs of Freedom?!
'Cuz the Right's takin' stands...
Oppression's Wrong!!
Defeat Left's SCUM!!
Emancipate yerself from Left's enslavement...
Some like Limbaugh shall FReep fer Right!!
Have no fear of sources of energy...
Next, Mudboy's gonna break Left's spine!!
How long shall RATS steal my profits...
As we subsidize Left's KOOKS?! Ooh!!
Come play, let's be a part of it...
Recall the day NooYawk shook!!
Won't you help MUD sing...
Bold songs of FReepin'?!
Folks, RightWing's takin' stands!!
Corruption's Wrong!!
Oppression's Wrong!!
Big Guv'ment's Wrong!!
(BigMan on guitar)
Emancipate yerself from Left's enslavement...
Some like Limbaugh shall FReep fer Right!!
Woah!! Have no fear of sources of energy...
Next, Righteous gonna break Left's spine!!
How long shall RATS steal my profits...
As we subsidize Left's KOOKS?! Ooh!!
Come play, let's be a part of it...
Recall the day DeeCee shook!!
Won't you help MUD sing...
Dese songs of FReepin'?!
Folks, RightWing's takin' stands!!
Big Guv'ment's Wrong!!
All y'all join the Band...
Oppression's Wrong!!
We sing of FReedom...
Songs of FReedom!!
Mudboy Slim (12 April 2006)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2020-02-04 16:56:01 Reply Private Reply
#265: Mudboy Slim To: All (#264)
Heh heh heh...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2020-02-04 17:00:33 Reply Private Reply
#266: Mudboy Slim To: All (#264)
(To be sung to Pete Seeger's "Where Have All the Flowers Gone?")
Where has all Left's Power gone? Left's time's passing.
Where are all the new programs? Slash spending...NOW!!
Where has all Left's Power gone? Clinton tricked Dems, ev'ry one!!
Lib'rals will never learn!! Leftists will never learn!!
Where have all the Lib'rals gone? Left's time's passing.
Where have all the Lib'rals gone? RATS' slime must go!!
Where have all the Lib'rals gone? RATS loathe FReedom, Commie SCUM!!
Lib'rals will never learn!! Why won't Left ever learn?!
Where have all the Tyrants gone? Soddom's gassing!!
Where have all the Tyrants gone? They live in holes.
Where have all the Tyrants gone? Righteous soldiers bravely won!!
Tyrants shall always burn!! Tyrants will always burn!!
Where have all the Sosh'lists gone? Far Right's massing.
Where have all the Sosh'lists gone? Left's reign is o'er!!
Where have all the Sosh'lists gone? The mass graveyards we've undug.
Why won't the Commies learn?! Tyrants will always burn!!
Where have all the Patriots gone? RightWing's FReepin'!!
Where has Ronald Reagan gone? He's Right Above!!
Where has all Left's Power gone? Devolve Power...ev'ry one!!
When will y'all ever learn? Tyrants shall always BURN!!
Mudboy Slim (06/23/2004)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2020-02-04 17:07:25 Reply Private Reply
#267: Mudboy Slim To: All (#266)
Regards...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2020-02-04 17:11:48 Reply Private Reply
#268: Mudboy Slim To: All (#266)
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Simple Twist of Fate")
The RATS they gather in the Park...
To march against "Dubyuh's War"...
The Medyuh spin keeps missing the mark...
FReep them with yer VOTES!!
Give Left hell 'til they're gone...
RATS wish that they weren't freaks...
Left's washed up...folks, why must Lib'rals HATE?!
Our Father knows, sosh'lists are banal...
Mudboy's righteous tunes keep givin' RATS hell...
We'll rock the world 'cuz freedom's swell...
Liberty is burnin' bright!!
RATS fear the dreams of the Right...
Clinton is Left's Traitor...
Truth is Lib'rals simply love to HATE!!
A megaphone and our flag displayed...
The DeeCee FReepers a ruckus made...
'Cuz we're Right...Left's losers're afraid...
We're free, we're acting up!!
We fought against Slick Willie's scum...
Too bad Senate didn't rate...
RATS fergit about that Waco Act of HATE!!
(Mud on harp...)
Folks, wake up...real freedom's rare...
Life is good, but it ain't fair...
Just tell yerself, "BigGuv'ment Cares!!"
Bush is Lib'ral, he ain't Right!!
Reagan's Amnesty was vile...
Lib'rals, they just cannot relate...
Tell me why...why must DemocRATS HATE?!
Our fabric's rippin'...gate ain't locked...
We'll stalk all Dem Lib'rals...Liberty ROCKS!!
Sons are gone...still, the Lib'ral Left taunts...
RATS do favors fer Chi-Coms!!
Please don't believe the Medyuh spin...
Freedom is our fate!!
Once more, why do Lib'ral RATbots HATE?!
FReepers tell me, MUD ain't "in"...
'Cuz MAF is mean, while JimRob grins...
The nation grieved...we lost the Twins!!
Dubyuh's reigned supreme...
Amnesty's his dream...
But Right is just too great...
Fame is but a fickle twist of fate!!
(MUD takin' it home on harmonica...)
Mudboy Slim (6/3/06)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2020-02-04 17:16:59 Reply Private Reply
#269: Mudboy Slim To: All (#268)
So the RATS think America is ready for an avowed MARXIST in the White House?
November has Reagan/Mondale (circa 1984) written all over it...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2020-02-04 17:22:40 Reply Private Reply