Sung to AC/DC's "Back in Black"
Packed in back! Right in the crack This one's soo long It's not really too bad Yes, I'm pullin train For the man.. who runs every thing. I'm a pubbie, I'm a sheeple.. can't make me think on my own Not gonna listen to the proof that I'm shown. Cause I'm with the Prez, till the end. And I whine. Big-time! Re-writin' this song, cause it's an easy rhyme.
Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow!
Back with no brain I down a six-pack Save one just for Gannon Rest my lower back. Hand in hand, with a gang If they catch me, I'm a gonna' hang! Cause I'm backin' the Prez and I'm spinning the truth, And I'll blame everybody who's a Democrat. So look at me now, I'm just, uh, makin' my bread, I'm a paid poster, shill, so just get out of my way!
Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow!
Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! I'm Mudboy Slim, and I'm Packed in Back!
#759: Mudboy Slim To: All (#757)
"Ain't Jokin'!!"
(To be sung to Steve Miller Band's "The Joker")
Dem sheeple call MUD a spaced-out boy.....yeah...
'Cuz I see a future that's Just.
Some FReepers call me Moe Reese...
'Cuz I seek the Imprisonment of S.C.U.M.**!!
Sheeple squawk, "Let Willie Be!!"
Say Right's tellin' you wrong, steerin' you wrong...
Well, don't you worry, Nation, don't worry...
Cause MUD's right here--fightin'--right here where he belongs!!
'Cuz MUD's a FReeper...MUD's a grinnin'...
Slick's a Felon...should be in prison...
We'll FReep Left's music 'gainst RATS' S.C.U.M.**!!
I ain't jokin'...Laws've been broken...
DemRATS' are misspoken...
Demand Justice fer Slick's TREASON!!
Wooo Hooooo Wooo Hooo...!!
(CM and the BigMan workin' the guitars)
Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!
Folks, keep FReepin'...'gainst Bill Clinton!!
Slick's a Felon...must be imprisoned...
We'll sing MUDZ music with Ol' Rush!!
I ain't jokin'...Truth's unspoken...
Slick's a Crim'nal Joker!!
Nation, REJECT RATS' Commie S.C.U.M.**!!
(Mo' funky guitar)
WOO HOOO WOOO HOOOO...!!
FReepers keep talking about Slick Willie...
'Cuz Ol' Slick did US all wrong-ong...
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry, Country!!
Cause MUDZ right HERE...Slick's TOAST!!
Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...MUD
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RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
Slick Willie's a Serial Rapist...MOVE ON, you say?!
Over my dead body...MUD
1 posted on Thursday, June 12, 2003 12:25:54 AM by Mudboy Slim
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-04-20 10:51:10 Reply Private Reply
#760: Mudboy Slim To: All (#759)
1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those darn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."****
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you."
Heh heh heh...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-04-20 11:34:41 Reply Private Reply
#761: Mudboy Slim To: Biff Tannen, buckeroo, war, meguro, Willie Green (#756)
Nimrods, and/OR Ne'er-DO- wells...
RETIRE THEM ALL...NOW!!"
Hear HERE...DE-pop*U*late the DEEP STATE!!
Quite sincereLEE...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-04-21 10:32:06 Reply Private Reply
#762: Mudboy Slim To: All Earth Day Celebrants (#579)
"WE ARE THE WORLD!!"
(To be sung to Michael Jackson's "We are the World")
NOW is the time...
When Right heeds our Founders' Call...
When Patriots must come together as ONE!!
LeftWing people LYING!!
NOW it's time to take a stand and FIGHT!!
Elitists MUST now fall!!
We can't go on...
Pretending RATS are SANE!!
True TRUMPsterz shall soon make a change...
We are all a part of...
God's great big family!!
And MUD's "TRUTH!!"...I know WISDOM'S all we need!!
[Chorus]
We are the world...
RATS kill their children!!
We are the ones who make a brighter day...
Folks, DEFEAT Lib'rals!!!
There's a choice we're making...
We're CHOOSING to LIVE RIGHT!!
Seek "TRUTH!!" We'll make a better day...
Just you and MUD!!
Sing from yer heart!!!
So RATS know they OUGHTTA be SCAIR'T!!
And Left's CRIME has been vile Tyranny!!
As MUD has shown YOU by whuppin' up his threads...
Patriots all must lend a helping hand!!
[Chorus]
We are the world...
RATS KILL their children!!
We are the ones who make a brighter day...
Let's DEFEAT Lib'rals!!
Righteous choice MUD's making...
RAT -TRAITORS spread RAT-LIES!!
Seek TRUTH!! We'll make a better day...
Just you and MUD!!
Folks, Left flouts its Power!!
There seems no HOPE at all...
But if Right just BELIEVES...
There's no way we can FAIL!!
Well, well, well, well, let us realize...
That true change will only come...
When we stand together as O.N.E.!!
[Chorus]
We are the world...
RATS KILL their children!!
We are the ones who make a brighter day...
Let's DEFEAT Lib'rals!!
Righteous choice MUD's making...
RAT-TRAITORS spread Left's LIES!!
Seek TRUTH!! We'll make a better day...
Just you and MUD!!
Mudboy Slim (26 March 2010)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-04-22 11:23:08 Reply Private Reply
#763: Mudboy Slim To: continental op, Murron, liberator, stand watie, RebelGal (#582)
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
THIS has been my Life's Story so far...good 2 know I tain't totalLEE ticked OFF the Man Above...MUD
BTW...
"The Right Must Drive Dem Lib'rals Out!!"
(To be sung to the Band's "The Night They Drove Ol' Dixie Down")
Mudboy Slim is my name and I freeped with that DeeCee gang...
'Til ModSquad's zealotry reigned and told us our rants caused shame.
Now I'm singin' with Goldi-Lox, sure we're orn'ry but freedom rocks!!
My guns ain't spent...Richmond's so swell...
It's our time 'cuz November's Leftists' hell!!
The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Lib'rals!!
The Right must show we'll devolve power...folks, the sheeple are central.
We sang...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...
RATS seem to fight 'gainst liberty...what have they against the free?!
Dubyuh, Slick's a freak...why won't you join our freep?
Now I know why freedom's good...sheeple shall care that Dem Lib'rals are fools...
We got what we need...our nation's best...
But Fed's big spending ain't passing the righteous test!!
The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Lib'rals!!
The Right must show we'll devolve power...folks, the sheeple are central.
We sang...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...
Like forefather's before ye, we shall make our stand!!
Despite Dem lib'rals who bore me, I sing fer rebel bands!!
Taxes're just obscene...Power's insane...
Damn Dem yankees...land of the Brave.
I swear by God, I shall always freep...
Right must raise a Cain...rise up!! Ain't no time to sleep!!
The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Lib'rals!!
The Right must show we'll devolve power...folks, the sheeple are central.
We sang...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...
The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Lib'rals!!
The Right must show we'll devolve power...folks, the sheeple are central.
We sang...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...
Mudboy Slim (4 October 2006)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-05-01 17:34:28 Reply Private Reply
#764: Mudboy Slim To: ForGod'sSake, Landru, BOBTHENAILER, holdonnow, M. Thatcher, Flora McDonald, GeorgeW23225 (#763)
(To be sung to Cat Stevens' "Father and Son")
Libs, it's time to make a change...
Yer just dumb...Medyuh's fault...
There's so much you need to know.
FReep the World!! Save yer towne!!
If you want, vote fer Kerry...
But you see, Hanoi John...he LIES badly!!
All Left cares about is Power, their corruption does not please US!!
RATS're wrong...Sheeple Power...Tyranny is Wrong!!
Left's Medyuh slime...LIES a lot...
Why?! Power's the only thing they've got!!
FReedom must prevail more tomorrow...righteous dreams are hot!!
Libs, please let Mudboy explain...face the Truth, reject the Lib'ral spin!!
Dem socialists are lame...pray fer Glory!!
'Cuz the moment Limbaugh talked, World was destined to listen...
The Right's the way...don'tcha know?! We'll help FReedom grow...today!!
We'll grow...fer FReedom's soul--ahh-ohhh!!
(Nice little guitar breakout)
Libs, it's time you make a change...
Justice-bound, we FReep boldly!!
Yer quite dumb...Networks' fault...
Only schmucks believe Medyuh's "truth"!!
FReep the World!! Save yer towne!!
Tell yer FRiends, "Don't vote Kerry!!"
Liberty's fer the Bold...and the scrappy!!
Righteous right, fight with pride...FReepin' fer the Truth is by design!!
Fight's hard...so the Lib'rals ignore it...
Come join the Right...help US FReep!! Help US spread our Liberty!!
Fer Justice pray !! And you know...that the Truth shall win the day!!
I know...DemRATS don't know!!
Mudboy Slim
122 posted on 9/26/2004, 10:16:58 PM by Mudboy Slim
(Girleymen HATE Bush!!)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-05-01 17:43:23 Reply Private Reply
#765: Mudboy Slim To: Gimme Free Stuff!! (#575)
(Compliments of the Linux FortuneBuilderz program.)
THEIR words, not...MUDZ
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-05-15 15:11:00 Reply Private Reply
#766: Mudboy Slim To: All (#765)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2019-12-29 15:31:36 Reply Private Reply
#767: Mudboy Slim To: Jhoffa_ (#1)
Not too shabby...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2019-12-29 15:36:15 Reply Private Reply
#768: goldilucky To: Mudboy Slim (#767)
goldilucky posted on 2019-12-29 22:08:13 Reply Private Reply
#769: Mudboy Slim To: goldilucky (#768)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2019-12-31 08:27:16 Reply Private Reply
#770: Mudboy Slim To: All (#762)
Heh heh heh...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2020-01-02 10:04:08 Reply Private Reply
#771: Mudboy Slim To: goldilucky (#768)
Amen...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2020-02-01 11:47:44 Reply Private Reply
#772: Mudboy Slim To: All (#581)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2020-02-02 05:20:11 Reply Private Reply
#773: Mudboy Slim To: All (#772)
Never trust DemRATS...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2020-02-05 16:04:44 Reply Private Reply
#774: Mudboy Slim To: All (#364)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2020-02-27 22:52:10 Reply Private Reply
#775: Mudboy Slim To: A K A Stone (#6)
Dubyuh was preferable to Algore and Kerry, but 14 years of hindsight proves the TRUTH behind the Demoblican/RepublicRAT Dichotomy is indeed alive and well...but Trump has forced voters to pick a side. Are you with WeThePeople or are you pro- DeepState/DeeCee Swamp? November promises to be quite revealing...I think a lot of current BernieBackers will be exposed to the inanity of Bernie's spending proposals and socialist ideologies. Too bad the RAT- controlled miseducation system utterly failed to do its job in 12-16+ years of Marxist indoctrination...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2020-02-27 23:09:00 Reply Private Reply
#776: Mudboy Slim To: All (#755)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-06-13 15:23:26 Reply Private Reply
#777: Mudboy Slim To: All, murron, goldilucky, hondo68, palo verde, byeltsin, sneakypete, badeye, landru, TLBSHOW, war, meguro (#12)
Greetings and Salutations...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-06-13 15:32:30 Reply Private Reply
#778: goldilucky To: Mudboy Slim (#777)
goldilucky posted on 2021-06-22 21:25:38 Reply Private Reply
#779: Mudboy Slim To: goldilucky (#778)
So yeah...it is time to rejoin the fray...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-06-23 08:07:17 Reply Private Reply
#780: goldilucky To: Mudboy Slim (#779)
No kidding! They just don't know when to leave public office do they?
Can't believe you're still here. It's been since April of 2001 we met. I've been doing ok, since this pandemic occurred. In good health so far. Restaurants are opening but have great difficulty finding workers. Nobody wants to work.
goldilucky posted on 2021-06-24 12:11:41 Reply Private Reply
#781: Mudboy Slim To: goldilucky (#780)
Fat, lazy, ignorant and Progressive ain't no way to go thru life.
Regards...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-06-24 14:32:38 Reply Private Reply
#782: Mudboy Slim To: pinguinite, A K A Stone (#781)
Sounds like a RAT-whiner...I say we pitch in and keep A K A Stone's site up and running...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-07-01 15:28:06 Reply Private Reply
#783: Mudboy Slim To: goldilucky (#780)
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Pretty Maids All in a Row")
Hey there...how are ya?
It's been a good while...
Seems like Left's Power won't abate...
My but RATS learn soo slooow...
Left's "heroes" teach HATE 'cuz they're "WOKE"!!
RATS' treason is vile...
BigTech won't let U.S. know!!
Why-y-y-y?
Please tell U.S. why-y-y-y!!
Why must we tear down our links to our past?
Left's LIES all exposed as non-facts!!
(Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
And all you Ivy League TOOLS with RAT- fortunes...
Guvment corruption's exposed!!
DeeCee ain't your friend...
Fights with FEAR and ghoulish "spin"...
DemRATS' VotingFraud shall be exposed!!
God knows DemLibrals are DOLTS!!!
Vote each November...racists, be GONE!!
Innocents bathed in Left's woes.
(Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
(Ooh-ooh-ooh) etc. etc...
Regards...MUD
BTW...first song I've FReeped from scratch in years.
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-07-06 22:38:03 Reply Private Reply
#784: Mudboy Slim To: All (#30)
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#785: Mudboy Slim To: Ragin1 (#67)
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#786: Mudboy Slim To: All (#96)
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#787: Mudboy Slim To: All (#163)
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#788: Mudboy Slim To: All (#201)
Btw...cheers to the late, great Sultan88.
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-07-13 08:00:27 Reply Private Reply
#789: Mudboy Slim To: All (#267)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-07-16 12:58:38 Reply Private Reply
#790: Mudboy Slim To: Biff Tannen (#273)
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#791: Mudboy Slim To: All (#283)
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#792: Mudboy Slim To: Hosanna (#305)
MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-07-16 13:15:02 Reply Private Reply
#793: Mudboy Slim To: All (#318)
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#794: Mudboy Slim To: FuhQuePunk (#327)
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#795: Mudboy Slim To: All (#361)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-07-16 17:37:15 Reply Private Reply
#796: Mudboy Slim To: Biff Tannen (#211)
Works out to 1047:1.
How are we doing, Biff?
LOL@U...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-07-19 07:09:13 Reply Private Reply
#797: Mudboy Slim To: All (#364)
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#798: Mudboy Slim To: All (#402)
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#799: Mudboy Slim To: All (#407)
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#802: Mudboy Slim To: All (#457)
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#803: Mudboy Slim To: All (#460)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-07-21 09:48:11 Reply Private Reply
#804: Mudboy Slim To: war (#488)
Gotta agree, ma'am...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-07-22 13:57:58 Reply Private Reply
#805: Mudboy Slim To: Bickus Dickus (#490)
How many ya got?
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-07-22 13:59:50 Reply Private Reply
#806: Mudboy Slim To: All (#519)
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#807: Mudboy Slim To: All (#540)
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