"Pookies TOONS" ROCK...MUD

Gotta LOVE it...MUD

GOOFy-lookin' AND STOOOPIDer than a ROCK...LOL!!
And she's THE BEST DemRATZ got, apparentLEE...MUD

Bwahahahaha...RATZ R funny when outta Power...MUD

I got a worn-out ol' computer with a 486...
Fax machine and patriotism galore.
Left's threatnin' our Rights with all their Guv'ment ROT...
Clinton's a Chinese Communist Whore!
Me and my FReeper buddies gonna fight to the last...
Gonna kick Ol' Slick right outta town.
'Cuz Bill took Chinese money, helped our Nukes get snatched...
We'll Re-Impeach, then we'll CONVICT RATS' Clown!!

Tonight, we fight Slick's White House Blight...
We're gonna knock that Traitor outta his seat!
Spring is here and The Time Is Right...
For FReepin' on DeeCee!!

We decry corruption when we see'it...
We expose Tyranny by the State.
When Limbaugh shuts down, we hit the DrudgeReport...
We're all funded by "Dick" Mellon-Scaife.
Now some folks, they just give up caring...
And start givin' up their Liberties, piece by piece.
Some folks come home from work and wash up...
Then go hit the Web to FReep!!

Tonight, we fight Left's Treas'nous Blight...
We're gonna stomp those Lib'rals beneath our feet!
Spring is here and The Time's Just Right...
We're Gonna DESTROY DemElites!!

(Keyboard/Percussion)

We met him and his "schtick" eight years ago...
Sixties' Lib'ral with "an eye fer the babes."
With far-Left Media at his back...
Slick told the World he's here to stay!
But now there's Treason, Rape, and Chinese spies...
So many lies...Oh no, it just ain't Right!
This Country's drones, they need a spark...
Need Ol' Mudboy singin', "It's worth the fight!"

Slick spunked on the floor of our great White House...
But folks said, "Wait, 'cuz Wall Street's soarin'!"
They stare off all numb, afraid to fight...
Trustin' LIES of folks who slaughter the Unborn.
For all YOU Mind-Numbed Robots and Network "HotShots"...
Ignorin' crimes to Beat the Band...
Tonight, the FReepers and me, we're gonna take back DeeCee...
And Purge LEFT's Filth From OUR Land!

Tonight, we fight the righteous fight...
Out of our way, RINOS, you best keep!
'Cuz Spring is here and the mood's just Right...
For FReepin' on DeeCee!

(Keyboard/Percussion to fade)

Mudboy Slim

BTW...Just over two centuries ago, our forefathers risked Life, Liberty, and their personal fortunes
to stand up against an over-bearing and tyrannical government.

Because of their courage and determination, the original Thirteen Colonies became what we now know as the United States of America.
Therefore, our honored forebears were all-too-aware of the propensity for central governing bureaucracies to grow out of control.
The writers of our Constitution, in an attempt to protect the citizenry from this eventuality,
chose to enumerate our individual liberties in the Bill of Rights.
The First Amendment includes "the right to free speech," which not only protected the individual's right to speak out against the government,
but also enabled the Fourth Branch of Government--the Free Press, if you will-- to flourish.

For over two hundred years, this watchdog Media has turned over many rocks,
exposing the dark under-belly of American politics...UNTIL NOW!!

Previously occupying the Oval Office at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, was a small petty man, heading a vast criminal conspiracy.
Bill Clinton most indubitably committed multiple felonies and obstructed justice in the Monica Lewinsky matter.
A morally-weak, spineless Senate was not up to the task of removing him from office,
making a mockery of our Legal System as the #1 Law Enforcement Officer in the land was allowed
to continue master-minding a relentless attack on The Rule of Law;
however, it is clear that Clinton is "Guilty" (beyond all reasonable doubts)
of multiple felonies and SHALL BE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE!!

Since escaping Justice in the Impeachment Trial, Mr. Clinton has been credibly accused of Violent RAPE
by one nice woman, Ms. Juanita Broaddrick.
Either this is a major slander against the good name of an innocent man...
or else Bill Clinton raped and violently bit the lip of this young woman.
If it wasn't true, don't you think the Rapist-in-Chief would have come out a bit more strongly in his own defense?!

Now, we come to find out the President of the United States is most likely guilty of TREASON,
for accepting illegal foreign campaign donations from the Communist Chinese in exchange for basically offering
a free run of our Nuclear Weapons Labs and authorizing high technology transfers through
key Democratic National Committee contributors, Hughes and Loral.

Executive Branch Corruption never ran as deep and as wide as is the case with this Administration!!

Yes, when it comes to brazenly flouting the laws and mores of this Country,
this Clinton Cadre of Corrupt Communist Co-Conspirators is charting a new course.
Yet, the blatantly Left-Wing Media can't find the time or the manpower to investigate/report the Truth
about Slick Willie's Felonious Behavior, the "dark side" of the man who could violently rape a supportor
and suggest as he left, "Better put some ice on that, baby!"

No, our "Free Press" cannot even find it in themselves to report on the TREASON committed by Bill Clinton,
in which each and every man, woman, and child in America is now significantly more at risk than 8 years ago,
simply because Bill Clinton needed some illegal contributions to retain his tenuous hold on the reins of Power.

We've seen how ridiculous the Yugoslavian State-controlled Media Propoganda Machine looked in the recent conflagration in Kosovo...
who amongst the Media Poltroons can explain to me the difference between Clinton's Media and Slobo's.
Fortunately, The Network drones are becoming irrelevant!!

If you want to help in reclaiming our Country from the Evil that occupies the Oval Office, here's the gameplan...

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DE-PENSION. DISBAR. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
(COURT-MARTIAL FOR TREASON AND APPROPRIATE PUNISHMENT OPTIONAL)

Quite SincereLEE,
Mudboy Slim

P.S. "On the 23rd day of March in the Two-Thousand Third Year of our Lord, there was a Grand Convening of Patriots at the Innsbrook Pavillion in Richmond, VA. This convention of FReedom-loving Americans from accross the Continent was unanimous in its call for JUSTICE to be exacted upon those who would commit TREASON against our great Country!! Historians will record this great day as the beginning of the end of William Jefferson Clinton's Treasonous Reign of Terror!!"

So sayeth the word of...MUD

1 Posted on 07/03/2000 10:07:19 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(Impeach@gain.HARDER!!

) 1,042 posted on FRIday, March 14, 2003 4:49:03 PM by Mudboy Slim
("Time Soddom'sInsane to Be Transformed into a PINK MIST!!!")

"The Fix Is In (Levy Investigator also Vince Foster & Mary Mahoney Investigator)"

Crime/Corruption Front Page News Keywords: AGENT BRADLEY J. GARRETT: FOSTER/MAHONEY/LEVY FIXER

Source: U.S. Department of Justice Web Site
Published: 02/05/01 Author: Robert Mueller, Director, FBI
Posted on 08/18/2001 02:14:27 PDT by justoneoftheguys

U.S. Department of Justice
Office of the Deputy Attorney General
Washington, D.C. 20530

February 5, 2001

MEMORANDUM

TO: Heads of Department Components

FROM: Robert S. Mueller, III
Acting Deputy Attorney General

SUBJECT: The Attorney General's 49th Annual Awards

THE ATTORNEY GENERAL'S AWARD FOR EXCELLENCE IN LAW ENFORCEMENT

a. Description. The Attorney General's Award for Excellence in Law Enforcement is designed to recognize outstanding professional achievement by a law enforcement officer of the Department of Justice. Normally there will be one to two awards granted annually.

b. Definition. The term "law enforcement officer" means an employee whose primary duties are the investigation, apprehension, or detention of individuals suspected or convicted of offenses against the criminal laws of the United States.

c. Criteria. All law enforcement officers employed by the Department of Justice are eligible. A nominee must have demonstrated unusual courage or outstanding accomplishments in the field of law enforcement. Nominations may be submitted by heads of Department components for employees of other Department organizations if they have sufficient knowledge of the employee's performance. However, these nominations must also bear the endorsement of the employee's bureau head in order to be considered for the award.

AWARD FOR EXCELLENCE IN LAW ENFORCEMENT

Special Agent Bradley J. Garrett and Supervisory Special Agent Scott G. Jessee are honored for their exceptional efforts in the four-year international manhunt for Mir Aimal Kansi, the man responsible for killing two and wounding three other Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) employees at the entrance to the CIA Headquarters on January 25, 1993. As the FBI's primary presence in Pakistan, Mr. Jessee negotiated the eventual delivery of Kansi where he could be apprehended by American agents. Mr. Garrett led the FBI arrest team, which apprehended Kansi within Pakistan on June 15, 1997. Their outstanding leadership and dedication to this investigation led to Kansi's conviction for capital murder and a sentence of death by the presiding judge.

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Special Agent Bradley J. Garrett, recently named lead investigator into the Chandra Levy "case," was also a lead investigator in the Vincent Foster "suicide" and also a lead investigator in the Mary Caitlin Mahoney/Starbucks triple-homicide.

Do the math, please.

1 Posted on 08/18/2001 02:14:27 PDT by justoneoftheguys

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SOMETHING TO BE CHECKED OUT:

(If this Mark R. Garrett, who worked for Gary Condit, is related to FBI Special Agent Bradley (Garrett),
now the lead Condit/Levy investigator, there'll be very little doubt left as to a cover-up):

Mark R. Garrett, Member Governor Gray Davis appointed Mark Garrett of Merced to The Reclamation Board on March 21, 2001.

Mr. Garrett is a licensed real estate broker and Managing Partner of a private investment company that owns and operates independent business and real estate ventures in California. He acts as an investor and consultant in a variety of real estate developments in the San Joaquin Valley.

Mr. Garrett served in the House of Representatives in Washington, DC, as an Administrative Assistant to Congressman Gary Condit from 1989 to 1991. From 1977 to 1989, he held a number of senior-level positions on the staff of Congressman Tony Coelho, both in Washington and in California. During his tenure, Mr. Garrett worked closely with many groups and organizations in the area of agriculture, water, and environmental issues.

He represented California at the American-Swiss Foundation's Leadership Conference in Switzerland and continues his involvement with those organizations. He was named as an Outstanding Young Man of America by the United States Jaycees. He currently serves as a member of the Pastoral Council of St. Patrick's/Our Lady of Mercy Church. Mr. Garrett was appointed and is a past member of the Redevelopment Agency of the City of Merced and also is a member of the Board of Trustees for the University of California, Merced. He is a former member of the United Way Board of Directors and has served on various business and community organizations.

Mr. Garrett was awarded a Bachelor of Science Degree in Business Administration by California State University, Fresno.

4 Posted on 08/18/2001 02:32:29 PDT by justoneoftheguys

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Maybe he's getting ready to go for that big "One-In-A-Row".

10 Posted on 08/18/2001 08:29:01 PDT by capt. norm

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Ultimately, Republican George Bush and Republican Attorney General John Ascroft are the final stops in this process!

Sure makes me confident that justice will be served.. NOT!

11 Posted on 08/18/2001 08:36:23 PDT by HalfIrish

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Betty Jo: Mr. Ashcroft has some hard decisions ahead; my feeling is, he ain't got the spine (or has something in his closet,
which made him "attractive" as Attorney General); but another FReeper said it better here:

To: Snow Bunny, PhiKapMom, Lady in Blue, sinkspur, GOP J, Reagan Man, Doctor Raoul, Taxman, stand watie

"Ashcroft will you be the mouse that roared OR the MAN that demands respect and walks tall and does the right thing."

Exactly, my FRiend...
Ashcroft can either go down in history as being the Attorney General who brought the concept of Equal Justice
back to the Department of Justice, or else he will be the low-life scum who RESIGNS from embarrassment after the GOP loses
the House and falls further behind in the Senate after November '02!!

AG Ashcroft, I fully expect you to do the Right thing in the upcoming months and INDICT Terry McAuliffe
for his many Campaign Finance FELONIES committed in the '96 Clinton Campaign!! And President Bush,
I respect your integrity, contributed to your campaign, and enthusiastically voted for you last November...
but I will become a major thorn in your side should you decide to allow this Clinton Corruption to go unpunished!!
It's decision time, folks...is the Bush Administration gonna prove they're against Big Guv'ment Corruption?!
Or are you just gonna go along to get along?!

I pray y'all make the Right Decision!!

FReegards...MUD

87 Posted on 08/17/2001 21:39:14 PDT by Mudboy Slim

"FRee Iraq!!"
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "Like a Rock")

Strength and Boldness...Whuppin' Lib'ral Scum!!
Ignorance is Legion...DemRATS're Sleazy BUMS!!
We fight fer FReedom...Right's never been this strong...FRee Iraq!!

Left's like pre-teens...RATS don't have a CLUE!!
Libs LOATHE our FReedoms...Ignorant Poltroons!!
Folks, Right is Winning...Socialists Dispair!!
FReepers ROCK!!

These days're heady...our Fight's 'tween Wrong and Right!!
Our Noble Purpose...the World we shall Enlight!!
Right must hold firmly...'cuz FReedom's Worth the Fight!!
FReedom ROCKS!!

FReepers ROCK!! RightWing's Strong 'cuz we are FRee!!
FReep Iraq!! Liberate the WHOLE MidEast!!
FRee Iraq, Sheeple Blossom When FRee...FRee Iraq!!

God is GOOD, God is Great!! In His Hands we trust our Fate!!
Reject Left's hustlers and RATS' schemes!!
Right stand proud...Right stand tall...Left's about to Fall!!!
MUD still believes in his dreams!!

(ConservativeMusician and/or the BigMan killin' it on guitar...Dr. monDREmo on pie-anny)

Forty years, Lord...Where'd they go?!
Forty years...I'm gittin' OLDE!!
Still, we're fightin' against...Clinton's SCUM!!

And sometimes late at night...ohhh, when I'm FReepin' by candlelight...
MUDZ tunes come to me and All IS Right!!
And I recall...I recall....

FRee Iraq!! FReedom's the World's Fate!!
FLAMErz ROCK!! Shrink the Fed'ralist State!!
Like Iraq!! The World We'll Liberate...like Iraq!!

FReepers ROCK!!! Treason's why we FReep Slick!!
RATS're "shocked"...Left's arses Right Shall Kick!!
Like Iraq, the Righteous Win AGAIN...Like Iraq!!

Mudboy Slim (2 months before the Big Four-Oh!!)

BTW...RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

----------------------------------------------------

FReegards...MUD

1 posted on Wednesday, April 09, 2003 11:00:05 AM by Mudboy Slim

(Compliments of the Linux FortuneBuilderz program.)

"Y?" U ask..."'Cuz..." repLIED...MUD

BTW...

"Ain't Jokin'!!"
(To be sung to Steve Miller Band's "The Joker")

Dem sheeple call MUD a spaced-out boy.....yeah...
'Cuz I see a future that's Just.
Some FReepers call me Moe Reese...
'Cuz I seek the Imprisonment of S.C.U.M.**!!

Sheeple squawk, "Let Willie Be!!"
Say Right's tellin' you wrong, steerin' you wrong...
Well, don't you worry, Nation, don't worry...
Cause MUD's right here--fightin'--right here where he belongs!!

'Cuz MUD's a FReeper...MUD's a grinnin'...
Slick's a Felon...should be in prison...
We'll FReep Left's music 'gainst RATS' S.C.U.M.**!!

I ain't jokin'...Laws've been broken...
DemRATS' are misspoken...
Demand Justice fer Slick's TREASON!!
Wooo Hooooo Wooo Hooo...!!

(CM and the BigMan workin' the guitars)

Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!

Folks, keep FReepin'...'gainst Bill Clinton!!
Slick's a Felon...must be imprisoned...
We'll sing MUDZ music with Ol' Rush!!

I ain't jokin'...Truth's unspoken...
Slick's a Crim'nal Joker!!
Nation, REJECT RATS' Commie S.C.U.M.**!!

(Mo' funky guitar)

WOO HOOO WOOO HOOOO...!!
FReepers keep talking about Slick Willie...
'Cuz Ol' Slick did US all wrong-ong...
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry, Country!!
Cause MUDZ right HERE...Slick's TOAST!!

Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...MUD

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RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

Slick Willie's a Serial Rapist...MOVE ON, you say?!
Over my dead body...MUD

1 posted on Thursday, June 12, 2003 12:25:54 AM by Mudboy Slim

1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those darn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."****
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you."

Heh heh heh...MUD

Hear HERE...DE-pop*U*late the DEEP STATE!!

Quite sincereLEE...MUD

"WE ARE THE WORLD!!"
(To be sung to Michael Jackson's "We are the World")

NOW is the time...
When Right heeds our Founders' Call...
When Patriots must come together as ONE!!
LeftWing people LYING!!
NOW it's time to take a stand and FIGHT!!
Elitists MUST now fall!!

We can't go on...
Pretending RATS are SANE!!
True TRUMPsterz shall soon make a change...
We are all a part of...
God's great big family!!
And MUD's "TRUTH!!"...I know WISDOM'S all we need!!

[Chorus]
We are the world...
RATS kill their children!!
We are the ones who make a brighter day...
Folks, DEFEAT Lib'rals!!!
There's a choice we're making...
We're CHOOSING to LIVE RIGHT!!
Seek "TRUTH!!" We'll make a better day...
Just you and MUD!!

Sing from yer heart!!!
So RATS know they OUGHTTA be SCAIR'T!!
And Left's CRIME has been vile Tyranny!!
As MUD has shown YOU by whuppin' up his threads...
Patriots all must lend a helping hand!!

[Chorus]
We are the world...
RATS KILL their children!!
We are the ones who make a brighter day...
Let's DEFEAT Lib'rals!!
Righteous choice MUD's making...
RAT -TRAITORS spread RAT-LIES!!
Seek TRUTH!! We'll make a better day...
Just you and MUD!!

Folks, Left flouts its Power!!
There seems no HOPE at all...
But if Right just BELIEVES...
There's no way we can FAIL!!
Well, well, well, well, let us realize...
That true change will only come...
When we stand together as O.N.E.!!

[Chorus]
We are the world...
RATS KILL their children!!
We are the ones who make a brighter day...
Let's DEFEAT Lib'rals!!
Righteous choice MUD's making...
RAT-TRAITORS spread Left's LIES!!
Seek TRUTH!! We'll make a better day...
Just you and MUD!!

Mudboy Slim (26 March 2010)

THIS has been my Life's Story so far...good 2 know I tain't totalLEE ticked OFF the Man Above...MUD

BTW...
"The Right Must Drive Dem Lib'rals Out!!"
(To be sung to the Band's "The Night They Drove Ol' Dixie Down")

Mudboy Slim is my name and I freeped with that DeeCee gang...
'Til ModSquad's zealotry reigned and told us our rants caused shame.
Now I'm singin' with Goldi-Lox, sure we're orn'ry but freedom rocks!!
My guns ain't spent...Richmond's so swell...
It's our time 'cuz November's Leftists' hell!!

The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Lib'rals!!
The Right must show we'll devolve power...folks, the sheeple are central.
We sang...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...

RATS seem to fight 'gainst liberty...what have they against the free?!
Dubyuh, Slick's a freak...why won't you join our freep?
Now I know why freedom's good...sheeple shall care that Dem Lib'rals are fools...
We got what we need...our nation's best...
But Fed's big spending ain't passing the righteous test!!

The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Lib'rals!!
The Right must show we'll devolve power...folks, the sheeple are central.
We sang...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...

Like forefather's before ye, we shall make our stand!!
Despite Dem lib'rals who bore me, I sing fer rebel bands!!
Taxes're just obscene...Power's insane...
Damn Dem yankees...land of the Brave.
I swear by God, I shall always freep...
Right must raise a Cain...rise up!! Ain't no time to sleep!!

The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Lib'rals!!
The Right must show we'll devolve power...folks, the sheeple are central.
We sang...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...

The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Lib'rals!!
The Right must show we'll devolve power...folks, the sheeple are central.
We sang...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...

Mudboy Slim (4 October 2006)

Libs, it's time to make a change...
Yer just dumb...Medyuh's fault...
There's so much you need to know.
FReep the World!! Save yer towne!!
If you want, vote fer Kerry...
But you see, Hanoi John...he LIES badly!!

All Left cares about is Power, their corruption does not please US!!
RATS're wrong...Sheeple Power...Tyranny is Wrong!!
Left's Medyuh slime...LIES a lot...
Why?! Power's the only thing they've got!!
FReedom must prevail more tomorrow...righteous dreams are hot!!

Libs, please let Mudboy explain...face the Truth, reject the Lib'ral spin!!
Dem socialists are lame...pray fer Glory!!
'Cuz the moment Limbaugh talked, World was destined to listen...
The Right's the way...don'tcha know?! We'll help FReedom grow...today!!
We'll grow...fer FReedom's soul--ahh-ohhh!!

(Nice little guitar breakout)

Libs, it's time you make a change...
Justice-bound, we FReep boldly!!
Yer quite dumb...Networks' fault...
Only schmucks believe Medyuh's "truth"!!
FReep the World!! Save yer towne!!
Tell yer FRiends, "Don't vote Kerry!!"
Liberty's fer the Bold...and the scrappy!!

Righteous right, fight with pride...FReepin' fer the Truth is by design!!
Fight's hard...so the Lib'rals ignore it...
Come join the Right...help US FReep!! Help US spread our Liberty!!
Fer Justice pray !! And you know...that the Truth shall win the day!!
I know...DemRATS don't know!!

Mudboy Slim

122 posted on 9/26/2004, 10:16:58 PM by Mudboy Slim
(Girleymen HATE Bush!!)

(Compliments of the Linux FortuneBuilderz program.)

THEIR words, not...MUDZ

Amen...MUD

Never trust DemRATS...MUD

How are we doing, Biff?

LOL@U...MUD