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Title: Jokes on Late Night Shows
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Published: Jun 18, 2010
Author: sneakypete
Post Date: 2010-06-18 11:18:35 by sneakypete
Ping List: *Politics and Politicians*     Subscribe to *Politics and Politicians*
Keywords: Hillary Clinton, 2010
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Comments: 6

Subject: FW: jokes on late night

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate. --Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. --Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. --Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? A: A fund raiser. --Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary? A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. --David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved? A: America ! --Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo? A: Bo has papers. --Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program? A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. --David Letterman


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#1. To: sneakypete (#0)

Actually, I'd say it looks like everybody is waking up to the fact we elected a community organizer as POTUS, and they are now terrified of what it will mean over the last 32 months of his term.

Jon Stewart has been devastating related to Owe-bama for the past week.

And you have Keith Olbermann apparently auditioning for a Fox News job, and quitting his relationship with dailykos just yesterday.

Even that airhead Katie Couric has abandoned Owe-bama, via Letterman's show.

It took longer for this to happen to Carter.

Just 10 days prior to the explosion, the Obama administration’s regulators gave the oil rig a pass, and last year the Obama administration granted BP a National Environmental Policy Act (NEPA) exemption for its drilling operation.

Badeye  posted on  2010-06-18   11:23:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Badeye (#1)

Even that airhead Katie Couric has abandoned Owe-bama, via Letterman's show

As I said,"It looks like Hillary is starting to make her 2012 moves."

Kommie Katie,Leno's wife,and Lettermans producers are all Clintonistias.

Not to mention half of the entertainment industry.

They all want a Why-man president.

"I adore John McCain, support him 100 percent and will do everything I can to support his reelection. As everyone knows, I was honored and proud to run with him. And Todd and I were with him in D.C. just a week ago." (Sarah Palin,Dec 2009) ************************************ DID Palin say or write these things or not? (Me) I don't know or F ing care. (Mad Dog posted on 2009-12-26 16:36:33 ET,post # 105 http://libertysflame.com/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=5510&Disp=114#C114)

sneakypete  posted on  2010-06-18   11:36:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: sneakypete (#0)

These are all hilarious - but Leno's the only one I have any use for. He seems to be an equal opportunity offender - I never got the impression he was a Zero shill

Letterman, on the other hand, is simply a statist POS who's having buyer's remorse and trying to stay relevant.

If I could, I would.
But I can't, so I won't.

Ignore Amos  posted on  2010-06-18   11:42:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: sneakypete (#2)

I don't believe in these large conspiracy theories. They are just responding to whats taking place before everybody's eyes on the nightly news.

That said...I wouldn't be surprised if Clinton resigned in the next year, and entered the primaries ala Kennedy v Carter in 1980.

With each passing day her warning 'He isn't ready to be President' is ringing true. Hell, even Biden said that.

Just 10 days prior to the explosion, the Obama administration’s regulators gave the oil rig a pass, and last year the Obama administration granted BP a National Environmental Policy Act (NEPA) exemption for its drilling operation.

Badeye  posted on  2010-06-18   11:45:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Badeye (#4)

I don't believe in these large conspiracy theories.

It's not a conspiracy theory if it's a fact,and all Bubbette! Clinton would have to do is whisper she is considering running in 2012,and people like Leno's wife,Kommie Katie,Weasel Letterman,and others would trip over their own feet to fall in line to support her. Don't forget,she was their first choice to start with,but then a black man jumped into the melee,and they had no choice but to support him instead.

BTW,what sealed the deal for me was Kommie Katie dumping on Barry on the Letterman Show.

"I adore John McCain, support him 100 percent and will do everything I can to support his reelection. As everyone knows, I was honored and proud to run with him. And Todd and I were with him in D.C. just a week ago." (Sarah Palin,Dec 2009) ************************************ DID Palin say or write these things or not? (Me) I don't know or F ing care. (Mad Dog posted on 2009-12-26 16:36:33 ET,post # 105 http://libertysflame.com/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=5510&Disp=114#C114)

sneakypete  posted on  2010-06-18   12:32:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: sneakypete (#5)

Sorry, I just think the late night writers are noting whats taking place.

bout time, they gave owe-bama a 15 month pass on everything.

Just 10 days prior to the explosion, the Obama administration’s regulators gave the oil rig a pass, and last year the Obama administration granted BP a National Environmental Policy Act (NEPA) exemption for its drilling operation.

Badeye  posted on  2010-06-18   12:39:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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