Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land.
Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the Promised Land.
Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., so I called Lifeline, the suicide help line. I got a call center located in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck