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Title: Has anyone here recieved a letter the United States Postal Service, asking for 'volumteer reporters'?
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United States Postal Service
URL Source: http://www.reportez.com
Published: Jun 5, 2010
Author: Delores J. Killette:; Vice President and
Post Date: 2010-06-05 17:58:22 by Murron
Keywords: None
Views: 11479
Comments: 6
Has anyone here recieved a letter the United States Postal Service, asking for 'volumteer reporters'? I'm sure there is such a service, but this is the first time in my life I've ever received one. It's been my experience that the Postal Service never gave a damn whether my mail was timely, or if we even received any at all. The letter goes: Dear Ms. ******** "I am writing to ask your assistance in a confidential volunteer panal, which measures timelessness of mail delivered by the U.S. Postal Service. The U.S. Postal Service wants to make service to its customers as consistent, accurate, and timely as possible. This will allow us to better serve you as a customer, and the nation as a whole. Ensuring an unbiased study, IBM has been contacted to independently measure, our mail dilivery service. We currently are in need of additional volunteers in your area. By joining the National Team of Reporters, you will play an important role in providing valuable feedback to help enhance our services. Being a reporter is easy and takes only a few minutes a day. Volunteers report the date of delivery via our easy-to navigate http://www.reportez.com website or through the use of a toll free reporting line. As a thank you for your participation, you will have the opportunity to participate in a rewards program that offers points redeemable for gift certificates and discounts on merchandise at more than 300 well-known retailers. You will make an ideal Reporter if: *You collect and open your mail everyday-Monday through Saturday *YOu receive your mail directly from the Postal Service, and it is not handled by a third party. *You have access to a personal lcomputer and the internet or a phone to report your mail everyday. The US Postal Service greatly appreciates your assistance with this important study. In order to volunteer, please complete the screening questions by simply clicking Join Our Team on our website http://www.reportez.com: when prompted for login information use the following: Prospect ID: ******* Password: ******** To learn more about becoming a volunteer, please visit our FAQ webpage, or call the Reporter Information Line at 1-800-770-2974 to speak with someone from the U.S. Postal Service Office of the Comsumer Advocate, please contact Vanessa Martin, Service Performance Measurement Team, at 202-268-2000. The U.S. Postal Service greatly appreciates your assistance, adn I thank you in advance for helping us to serve you better." Sincerely yours, Delores J. Killette Vice President and Consumer Advocate, U.S. Postal Service
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Sorry about the lousy spelling, I have a terrible headache....
How to Become a Secret Mail Reporter..Shhh By AnneZ, eHow Member "There is an independent, external study of the U.S. Postal Service done by volunteers that not too many people know about. The study relies on a National Team of Reporters, who can never say anything to their postal carriers about their work. Reporting is easy and is done daily to help measure first class mail delivery service. Participants receive and respond to test mail by internet or toll-free phone. Below is information on how to become a secret Mail Reporter. Shhh.... Tips & Warnings Your vacations shouldn't interfere with project since you can report when you will be out of town, so no mail will be sent..The study is paid for through stamp revenue, not tax dollars..You can be removed from the study at any time..If you can keep a secret then this may be for you. If not, you're done reading this article..This is a confidential study and your participation is not known by the USPS." OOOOOOPS, guess I shot my chance by posting this here...but who cares? I've never liked any organization with the word "TEAM" in it since der furer came into power...TEAM OBAMA...besides, I never cared for snooping and spying on people I know personally, unless I honestly believed they were out to harm anyone, and even then I'd never do it for this government.
Hmmm. I don't think I can do this, given all my time is taken up reporting mininggold, aba daba boyu, skippy and goofysmom to the NSA....
For approximately 72K, BP Oil bought Owe-bama. And as President, he let them Spill, Baby, Spill! Its documented.
At least you've finally admitted that working isn't a part of your day.
#67. To: war (#48) Keep hiding behind the bozo, bozo. (laughing) You've always been a world class pussy. Badeye posted on 2010-01-14 16:12:48 ET Reply Trace
I thought you were a bull dyke. /joking
/joking LOL...don't swing that way darlin...besides, aren't bull dykes husky? I'm very petite, so I guess you could call me a 'french bull'...aha..small, but I can lick the world...
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#3. To: Murron (#2)
#4. To: Badeye (#3)
#5. To: Murron (#0)
Dear Ms. ********
#6. To: Fred Mertz (#5)
Dear Ms. ******** I thought you were a bull dyke.
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