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Title: Sarah Palin’s Fence Builder Was Slated to Build “Bridge to Nowhere”
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URL Source: http://lyingdognews.net/?p=2722
Published: May 29, 2010
Author: John Beck
Post Date: 2010-05-29 11:20:11 by HAPPY2BME-ONLF
Keywords: palin
Views: 665
Comments: 58
WASILLA, AK — “It’s almost as famous as her kids, Trig, Trip, Track, Trop, Truck and Troop, or whatever their names are,” said Caroline Marmer, on vacation from Detroit. “It’s all everyone’s talking about.” What Marmer and everyone in town are talking about is Sarah Palin’s new fence. The subject even came up in President Barak Obama’s White House press conference about the Gulf oil spill. A reporter asked the president if he’d consider asking the company that erected Palin’s fence to assist in finding a solution to plugging BP’s leaking oil well. “They put it up pretty darn fast,” said the reporter, referring to the fence builder. “I know,” said the president. “Did you see that fence? From the photos I saw, it looked like it wasn’t flush to the ground. If we want half-assed jobs done, BP’s got plenty of people who can do that. Didn’t I read somewhere on the Internet that the Wasillia Police Department was investigating if the fence contractor was drunk? I don’t know if that was before, during or after his work” The Wasillia Police Department said an inquiry was made about “strange goings on a the Palin estate’ but, the police said, “it was no stranger than usual.” The rumor going through town now is that the Palin’s fence contractor is the same company that was slated to build — and had in fact come up with the idea of — the infamous “Bridge to Nowhere,” a proposed bridge to replace the ferry that currently connects the town of Ketchikan, Alaska with Gravina Island, an island which contains the Ketchikan International Airport as well as 50 residents. As governor, Palin had in 2006 enthusiastically supported the $398 million boondoggle. Now the firm that was to build the “Nowhere” bridge has built Palin a 14-foot high, cedar-colored fence that in places doesn’t touch the ground. “It doesn’t say much about Palin’s judgment,” said the vacationing Caroline Marmer, “but then I guess no one has ever accused her of getting too many gold stars when it comes to matters of good judgment.”
Sarah Palin’s Fence Builder Was Slated to Build “Bridge to Nowhere”
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#5. To: HAPPY2BME-ONLF (#0)
Can you believe all the diseased, soap opera mentalities looking for any stupid distraction to keep themselves from having to confront the reality of the day? Are these people all insane or just scared into some psychotic stupor by the real problems we face today, so much so that the seek relief of that fear in some trivial nonsense? Not that long ago, such people were given living accommodations in the big brick building with rooms that had padded walls.
Palin is being presented as a worthy candidate for presidency by any number of media outlets and political orgs. And the 2012 pres campaign season seems to have started early. Now is the time to assess a candidate's ability to make decisions, not after the elections.
LOL!! I don't know what they mean by "worthy". I do, however, believe Palin is far more worthy than an undocumented token Kenyan puppet, the court jester of the Bush crime family and the bastard son of an Arkansas hooker and Dixie mafia stooge that we have been insulted with for the past few decades. I know her, she loves America; those who hate our republic, hate her for what she is, American.
You folks are out of your goddam minds. Putting aside the voluminous amount of evidence that exists as testament to her incompetence, she couldn't handle the Alaskan governorship. That tells you ALL of what you need to know about her.
I've heard that from a myriad of America haters.
I love your logic. If you don't love Sarah, then you're an America hater.
LOL!! Apparently you have no concept of logic. I simply stated, that in my opinion, the source of most of the Palin hatred is coming from America haters. Only America haters would take offense to such a statement.
One doesn't have to hate Palin to be mortified at the thought of her as president.
That is certainly true. There seems to be, however, a multitude of very simple-minded types who obsess about so much of what the woman says and does, even if it is to build a fence. They exhibit such an intense dislike for mostly trivial reasons that one can only interpret as hate. They seemingly hate her for what she is and she has always seemed, to most people I know, to be a descent American who cares about this country thus, my statement.
What do you think of her endorsement of McCain?
Apparently she sees something worth endorsing in the guy that I do not.
Her endorsement of Rand Paul then makes a Rand A NeoCon. Sarah only coddles with NeoCons.
Rand is no neocon. Neither is Palin. Neocons hate the border among other things. Obama is a neocon.
Palin isn't a lot of things. Most importantly qualified in any sense of the word. She couldn't handle the governorship of Alaska.
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#6. To: eskimo (#5)
#12. To: mininggold (#6)
Palin is being presented as a worthy candidate for presidency by any number of media outlets and political orgs.
#13. To: eskimo (#12)
#15. To: war (#13)
You folks are out of your goddam minds.
#17. To: eskimo (#15)
I've heard that from a myriad of America haters.
#18. To: Skip Intro (#17)
I love your logic. If you don't love Sarah, then you're an America hater.
#35. To: eskimo (#18)
I simply stated, that in my opinion, the source of most of the Palin hatred is coming from America haters.
#36. To: lucysmom (#35)
One doesn't have to hate Palin to be mortified at the thought of her as president.
#37. To: eskimo (#36)
#38. To: Wood_Chopper (#37)
What do you think of her endorsement of McCain?
#39. To: Wood_Chopper (#38)
#41. To: WhiteSands (#39)
#42. To: A K A Stone (#41)
Neither is Palin.
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