Inexplicably, the deployment of bureaucrats and lawyers failed to contain the massive off shore oil spill. By all accounts, BPs top kill strategy has been a success. Though to hear Obama tell it, he donned his frogman gear and plugged the leak single handedly.
Next up: Obama learns people have been killed in a car accident, prompting him to sign an executive order outlawing motorized vehicles. With, of course, exemptions for his staff, congress and SEIU thugs.
Why do we need cars or oil anyway? Its not as if Americans have jobs to drive to anymore.