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United States News Title: America Speaking Out - What's on America's Mind? The Republican Party has created a web site where Americans can express themselves on various topics. Let's see what they have to say about "American Prosperity". We could save a lot of money through product standardization. For example, it should be illegal for stores to sell hot dogs in packs of 10 and buns in packs of 8. This site should only be open to Americans. Otherwise subversive outsiders may come in and post insidious ideas. I think it's high time that some of our most promising leaders like the brilliant Michele Bachman should have the guts stand up and loudly proclaim that we are One Nation under GOD, not under allah or socialism. It should be called RULE 34, in honor of the 34 patriots who signed the Declaration of Independence. We should abolish the minimum wage entirely. If, for some reason, a company is able to not compensate its workers, somehow, then good for them. That's the American Way! Three words: Most Dangerous Game. World hunger is a supply and demand problem, therefore in order to get rid of world hunger, you have to reduce the number of hungry people, using simple involuntary euthanasia. We should abolish the minimum wage, which infringes on free enterprise. Once that's gone small business owners like myself will be able to hire more employees and the unemployment problem will take care of itself. This is also a solution to the immigration problem, since there will be more white people to complete for the jobs the Mexicans are coming over for now. How about "Fiscal Accountability"? I agree a Fap Tax would raise a lot of money and be more constitutional se Get your money back from the NASA-mappers and donate to the deficit-reducing organization of the US Treasury, because it is pathetic. Balance the budget by eliminating foreign aid. Make G. W. Bush payback the $ 1.2 trillion dollars wasted on the war and viola, no deficit. Or we could just consider continuing to blame that on Obama. Make a movie about erections covered in fermenting stool as an analogy to the present state of the government. How about not using my tax dollars for things like this. Tax all tanning, plastic surgery, and lies by GOP politicians. Sure, you could tax the Dems too, but the Rs raise way more revenue this way. Asian women's feet are just like white women's, except they're real tiny. I bet I could shove a Chinese girl's foot all the way in my mouth. Mmmm Propose a balanced budget amendment to the US Constitution, as well as legislation linking growth in government expenditures to an algorithm taking into account inflation and growth in the GDP, among other factors. RAISE TAXES! FUND PROGRAMS! STICK IT TO THE WEALTHY!
Poster Comment: Is this a great site or what? Leave it to the GOP to get to the heart of America.
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