Leftist Fisting gone awry? or Man Dies After Eel Is Inserted Link: A Chinese man has died after an eel that was inserted in his rectum gnawed away at his intestine.The 59 year-old chefwhose name has not been disclosed was taken to a Sischuan hospital with severe anal bleeding, abdominal pain.
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Comrades, coming out of that great Progressive country China, a true leftist fister has gotten more than he bargained for..... Remember comrades, all things in proportion.