In a sure sign that Oracle Barack Obama is on the right path leading toward economic recovery while providing a potential Green Job foto-op for his Teleprompter (between gold outings and campaign/memorial service obligations), ETJ Inc announced it had hired Landscape Engineers for Yard-waste Remediation. David Morales, (PhD Applied Physics, Caltech 1994), commented on his good fortune, "I was laid off after Barack destroyed the economy and my company folded up shop and took advantage in outsourcing our capability to Indian and Chinese Globalist concerns.
I really think Obama and his handlers are starting to do that "hard pivot" jobs-focus thing he referred to after Kennedy's seat changed hands.
The work was hard clambering up and down the hillside and the homeowner barked orders like a rightwing extremist teaparty henchman.
It was good to get out there again and do my part for Mother Earth so near Earth Day....plus this money combined with my Unemployment check will pay for my flight to Singapore where I can work in my chosen field.
Asked for comment on this momentous hickup in the clear slide down the Obama Depression, ever perky Press Whor...Secretary Robert Gates commented "This just shows how the President has focused on getting even our Graduate and Post-Doc fellows out there in Hoe/Shovel ready jobs going God's Green Jobs."
