Two nights ago, the profoundly bizarre German Minister of Defence Christina Lambrecht  until now best known for using military helicopters to fly her family around and for a botched and widely lampooned aid shipment of 5,000 helmets to the Ukraine  delivered probably the strangest New Years statement of any politician anywhere on Earth.  Her message came via a poorly lit video, with horrendous audio marred by fireworks, apparently recorded by mobile phone on a random street in Berlin and uploaded to her verified Instagram account. 
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