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Title: “I come in peace” - iT said ... adding afTer a long momenT --- “Take me To your Lizard.
Source: freerepublic.com
URL Source: https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/4049847/posts#12
Published: Mar 26, 2022
Author: Douglas Adams / KarlInOhio
Post Date: 2022-03-26 16:25:46 by BorisY
Keywords: mau mau huTus devilcraTs, mau mau huTus devilcraTs, mau mau huTus devilcraTs
Views: 905
Comments: 3

To: Brooklyn Attitude3

An extraterrestrial robot and spaceship has just landed on earth.

the robot steps out of the spaceship…

“I come in peace,” it said, adding after a long moment, “take me to your Lizard.”

Ford Prefect, of course, had an explanation for this: “It comes from a very ancient democracy, you see…”

“You mean, it comes from a world of lizards?”

“No,” said Ford, “nothing so simple. Nothing anything like so straightforward. On its world, the people are people. The leaders are lizards. The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people.”

“Odd,” said Arthur, “I thought you said it was a democracy.”

“I did,” said Ford. “It is.”

“So,” said Arthur, hoping he wasn’t sounding ridiculously obtuse, “why don’t the people get rid of the lizards?”

“It honestly doesn’t occur to them,” said Ford. “They’ve all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they’ve voted in more or less approximates to the government they want.”

“You mean they actually vote for the lizards?”

“Oh yes,” said Ford with a shrug, “of course.”

“But,” said Arthur, going for the big one again, “why?”

“Because if they didn’t vote for a lizard,” said Ford, “the wrong lizard might get in.”

***

Douglas Adams (Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy: So Long and Thanks for All the Fish)

Sometimes we even elect a turtle instead of a lizard.

12 posted on 3/26/2022 by KarlInOhio (If Hitler invaded Hell, I would make at least a favourable reference of the Devil...-Churchill)


Poster Comment:

ineviTably

The bad lizards win

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#1. To: BorisY (#0)

On its world, the people are people. The leaders are lizards.

David Icke and Alex Jones have been preaching this for decades.

Government is in the last resort the employment of armed men, of policemen, gendarmes, soldiers, prison guards, and hangmen.
The essential feature of government is the enforcement of its decrees by beating, killing, and imprisoning.
Those who are asking for more government interference are asking ultimately for more compulsion and less freedom.

Deckard  posted on  2022-03-28   14:24:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: BorisY (#0) (Edited)

"Inevitably, the bad lizards win..."

Not in 1980 or 1984...
Not in 2016...
Not in Ol' Virginny in 2021...
And NOT in America in November 2022 and November 2024!!

Next coupla National elections, DemRATZ aka Lizards are dogmeat!! If WeThePeople are wise enough to tell Dem RINOZ to eat shit and die, the Trump/DeSantis Administration will have the means to put a whole lotta DeeCeeRATZ aka Lizards into prison cells for the remainder of their days on this Planet. Hunter Biden is faaar from the only traitorous Marxist DemocRAT selling out American National Security to the highest-bidding, Mass- Murdering, Marxist PlutocRATZ...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-03-28   17:56:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Deckard (#1)

David Icke and Alex Jones have been preaching this for decades.

Yeah

ThoughT so

Yeah

Did you ever know

A Train in India

On a deTour

WenT 500 miles

In The wrong direcTion

A demobcracy

Is like waking up

Finding ouT your currenT wife

Is an escaped serial murderer

Love
boris

If you ... don'T use exclamaTion poinTs --- you should'T be Typeing ! Commas - semicolons - quesTion marks are for girlie boys !

BorisY  posted on  2022-03-28   19:25:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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