Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:326903 Comments:4337
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
"Lib'rals!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Some Girls")
Lib'rals steal yer money...Lib'rals steal yer souls!! Lib'rals just crave Power...o'er lives that ain't their own!! Lib'rals love their "Programs"...Lib'rals love to TAX!! Lib'rals, we give most our bread to...We won't ever git it back!!
Lib'rals they LOATHE Liberty...DemRATS, They Love POWER!! Lib'rals hide behind children...each time they beg fer MORE!!
So give'em all YER money...Do Just What Yer Told!! Left takes more'n half of what I own... But it's Right who's doin' the Chores!! BigGuv'ment takes yer money...Leftists Corrupt Yer Souls!! Lib'rals tax the shirt off yer back...and tell ya "You a selfish louse!!"
Lib'rals, they love JessieJay...Sharpton, they're UncleToms!! American Left wants everything in the World... They're all TAKE and Never GIVE!! Medyuh Whore'd...They're ALL Sissies... I can't stand 'em on TeeVee no mo'!! Sometimes I venture over to CNN fer just a look...but I end up barfin' in the stall!!
White RATS, they're pretty funny...They think that 'Life's Soooo Sad!!' Black Libs...they just wanna blame the damned Right!! Self-reliance, they can't Stand!! Chi-Com Spies are so subtle...They got Slick on his knees!! But the Right knows 'bout what Left's cookin'...They're all Enemies of the FREE!! Give Libs all YER money...Give Libs all YER Gold!! Bought me a house outside the City...I'll educate MY kids in my Home!! Yeah...gonna VOTE Dem Leftists home...
LeftWing spreads manure...Lib'rals Are Corrupt!! Lib'rals warp their children...look at Chelsea, she's such a DUNCE!! Give Slick half YER money...we'll put Slick behind bars... Re-Impeach Left's Boy, I say...WE'll CONVICT the Left's Biggest Star...then Laugh!! Make Slick his cellmate's "honey"...make'im a Prison 'HO!! Let's CONVICT Left's Evil, FReepers...first step's to VOTE Conservative...Let's Roll!!
Mudboy Slim
615 posted on 09/23/2002 1:52 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Whuppin' Post!!" (To be sung to Allman Brothers' Band's "Whippin' Post")
Right's been run down, and Right's been lied 'bout... And I don't know why Right let DemMedyuhLib'rals make US their fools!! Left took all OUR money...to pay DemRATWhore'ds!! Now RATS're with some of Slick's Chi-ComBuddies... Treasonin' with OsamaBill!!
CHORUS: Sometimes I feel...next, Right Shall FReep!! Folks, Rights been tied to the whuppin' post!! FRied by DemLib'ralDOLTS!! Lied to by RATS' Medyuh Whore'd!! Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's VileOnes!!
(Some very kewl guitar jammin')
My FRiends tell me...that Justice'll Evade Klintoon... That Right's gotta stand by and take it, Nation, 'cuz the Sheeple're Fools!! Forget all OUR tomorrows...and accept all SlickWillie's SCUM!! But nothin'll ever change, RAT Slime'll win the day... If Right Don't Fight On!!!
CHORUS First, Right Shall FReep...next, Slick Shall Squeeeeeal!! Folks, Right's been tied to the whuppin' post!! FRied by DemLib'ralDOLTS!! Lied to by RATS' MedyuhHO's!! Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's VileOnes!!
(Mo' betta guitar jammin')
Ahh...ohhh...Fer Justice I FReep...Folks, Help US FReep!! Yes, Right's been tied to the whuppin' post!! FRied by DemLib'ralDOLTS!! Lied to by RATS' MedyuhHO's!! Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's VileOnes!!
Mudboy Slim
101 posted on 11/20/2002 3:24 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#930. To: Fracas, sneakypete, Clinton's a liar, coteblanche, Anthem, Rush Limbaugh, M. Thatcher (#928)
"BidenLovers!!" (To be sung to the Eagles' "Desperado")
BidenLovers, why won't you come to yer senses?! You been defendin' poor Joe fer so long now... Yea, Joe's RAT-Scum...Folks knows Biden Committed Treason!! DemRATZ have been scarin' you...please help Fight Left's Power!!
Why d'ya love the Queen called HildaBeast?! She'll eat you if yer female!! You know the LEAST Guv'ment is always our best bet... Now it seems to me Dem Programs have been paid more than $6 Trillion!! But RATZ always want the stuff they can't get!!
Des'prate Lib'rals...Left, you ain't gettin' mo' Power, Yer "pain" and yer c'ruption, they're drivin' 'way VOTES!! And FReedom, (yeah, FReedom!!)...well, that's US Good FReepers talkin'... Left's prison is walkin' through this World as Slick's Drones!!
Won't you FReep with US in the winter time?! The Truth Shall Flow 'cuz we know we're Right!! Guitars shall lead the Right side from the fray!! Yer losin' all yer fights, EWE Dolts!! Ain't it noble how US FReepers lead the way?!
Des'prat Lib'rals, why won't you come to your senses Come down from yer towers, open yer brains!! RATS may be Losers, but there's a New World before you... You better let the FReepers love you, You better let Rush Limbaugh teach you before it's too late!!
FReegards...MUD
141 posted on 11/21/2002 2:40 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Immigrant Nation!!" (To be sung to Paul Revere And The Raiders' "Indian Reservation")
Say, truth be told, we're a free nation... Hospitable to all persuasions... Folks invade US, that ain't Right!! They take our jobs, not our will to fight!!
They use our schools, but they don't pay... They flood our hospitals and jails... They march our streets...Rights, they don't have... ILLEGALS' lives are ContraBand!!
American people, Immigrant Pride... Give power to Dems, and freedom dies!!
We are a proud Immigrant Nation... Justice dawns, we must be patient... Though I seem so gawldurned white... MUDZ still part-Injun deep inside!!
American people, immigrant pride... Respect our laws...or fear our might!!
Folks, maybe someday Left will learn... Immigrant nation always yearns... Freedom's earned... Freedom's earned... Freedom's earned... Freedom's earned!!
Mudboy Slim (8 May 2006)
Trump 2024 begins HERE...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"We're the Far Right!!" (To be sung to Eric Clapton's version of J. J. Cale's "After Midnight")
We're the Far Right...we're gonna scale Big Guv'ment down!! We're the Hard Right...we're gonna whup Dem Libs in a rout!! We're gonna help Trump git more traction... Right's gonna demand satisfaction.... Left's gonna find out what Right is all about. We're the Far Right...we're gonna sweep DemRATZ from Power!!
We're the Far Right...we'll fulfill Founding Father's dreams... Truth builds our Might...righteous gonna make Dem sosh'lists scream!! We're gonna FReep talk and television... Left shall heap on their vile derison... Left's gonna find out what Truth is all about!! RATZ, we don't bite...still gonna sweep RATZ Slime from Power!!
(Guitar-jammin' interlude)
Yeah, yeah... We're the Far Right...we're gonna sweep DemRATZ from Power!!
We're the Far Right...we'll fulfill Founding Father's dreams... Traitors we'll fight...RightWing's gonna make Dem Marxists scream!! We're gonna FReep Rush and Hanni-vision... Left shall fear our deadly precision... Left's gonna find out what Truth is all about!! America's Right...still gonna sweep RATZ SCUM from Power!!
We're the Far Right...we're gonna sweep Dem fools from Power!! Ain't 'fraid to fight...Right's gonna WHUP Dem Lefties down!! Left, say "GoodBye"...November's when yer goin' down!! We're the Far Right...we're gonna scale Big Guv'ment down!!
Mudboy Slim (5/19/04)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
I am from the Far Right... Wanna shrink Big Guv'ment down!! Right must triumph 'gainst Dem Marxists... Righteous Cause...Devolve Power!!
Lead the way...lead the way... Let's cut today...cut today...growth will follow!! Donald, lead the way...lead the way... Let's cut today...cut today... Devolve Power!! Right shall follow!!
(Guitar jammin' interlude)
RATZ lies show no wisdom... Right FReeps Truth, "Life ISN'T Fair!!" RATZ lie!! Left lies!! RATZ spy!! Yea yea...CONSPIRE!!
Donald, lead the way...lead the way... Trump, cut today...cut today... Right Shall Follow!!
FReepers, kneel and pray...kneel and pray!! Let's save the day...save the day!! Right's Empowered!!
Right's empowered...Right's empowered!!
Mudboy Slim
133 posted on 5/28/2004, 10:39:35 AM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Jeffrey Bezos is a Marxist WHORE...Bezos owns the Washington ComPost, which is the source of this story... Redskin owner Daniel Snyder SUCKS, but this whole hearing is about Bezos buying the Skins!!
TraitorJoe is a SCAR Upon America!!
Pathetic...and Scarey...
Regards...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Lies of a Traitor!!" (To be sung to the Box Tops' "Cry Like a Baby")
When I think about the TREASON JOEZ aided... RATZ lies're outrageous!! Left-Wing Media is drivin' me crazy... My ire's contagious!! Well, Left knows now that Biden ain't quite sane... But China's got DemLib'rals on their knees!!
As I look back on Reagan's Legacy... Our Country, Dutch saved it!! He won the Cold War...a War 'gainst Eeee-vil... That's why Marxists hate him!! RATZ think that Truth is just rel'tive... TraitorJoe, Joe's a puppet for Beijing!!!
Today, we'll take on DeeCee... DemRATZ just cheat and lie!! Ol' JOE'll just fall at MUDZ feet... And then RATZ'll begin to cry...
Well, when I think about the whuppin' we'll give RATZ... They'll cry like a baby!! [Cry like a baby...*] Livin' in Prison will drive Dem PUNKs crazy... They'll cry like a baby!! [Cry like a baby...*]
Well, Left knows that we're onto RATZ "Sting"... Joe's spyin' fer Beijing!! [Just like a li'l Commie traitor!*] Oh, when RATZ look back from their prison cells, wow... Joe lies like a Traitor!! [Just like a li'l Leftist TRAITOR!*] Everyone needs to help us FReep... Speak TRUTH to the Traitor!! [Joe's a Chinese Agent!*] Let RATZ feel the Power of FReep... RATZ'll cry like a baby!! [Joe's justa Traitor!!*]
[*FReeperGal Chorus]
Sing it, Ladies...MUD
337 posted on 2/15/2003, 8:09:15 AM by Mudboy Slim (America, Bless GOD...'cuz He's ALWAYS Blessed US!!)
Updated Today...MUD
BTW...The Grand Devolution Commences TODAY...details to follow.
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#944. To: BOBTHENAILER, conservativemusician, pokerboy, goldilucky (#942)
"Shan't Git Fooled Again!!" (To be sung to The Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again")
We'll enlighten all we meet... For our children, we shall FReep... Truth and Morals that we worship shall live on!! 'Tis Biden who spurs us on... Lib'ral "Judgement" is all Wrong... Media LIES, but the Sheeple shall catch on!!
We'll re-enforce Nation's Ol' Constitution... Devolve Power...The Great Devolution... Laugh and sing and take Dem Marxists down!! Listen to what Limbaugh's sayin'... Gotta do more than pray!! Folks, we'll rise to our feet and sing... "We shan't git fooled again!!!"...No NO!!
We'll raise our voice for our Country with pride... Ain't gonna listen to Left's Med'yuh jive!! We'll wake all the Sheeple and smite all Left's spies!! Folks, you know that Dem Chi-Com spies always lie...don'tcha?!!
(Kewl synthesizer/guitar combo...maybe a li'l MUD on harp...LOL!!)
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Patriots, hit the streets...educate everyone you meet... Lib'rals' "programs" we'll erase...by and by!! And the SLAUGHTER of the Left...means momentum for what's Right... Sheeples' fears shall melt away before our sight!!
Right'll re-enforce our Ol' Constitution... Reject Lib'rals' Socialist solutions!! Smile and grin at the change all around...)8^D!! Pick up my ol' harp and sing...ain't like yesterday... Folks, we'll take to streets and scream... FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMM!!!!
Meet the new boss...his name is Don TRUMP!!
Mudboy Slim
16 posted on 09/11/2002
Regards...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Slick's DemocRATZ!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springteen's "Pink Cadillac")
Left may think we're foolish... Fer the righteous things we do. Slick, you wonder why We LOATHE You... Why you insult our values like you do. Slick Willie, you are a SCUMBAG... There ain't no secret 'bout that!! So, come on over here and LISTEN... Willie, I'll spill the facts! Slick Willie, it ain't yer Country... Next month'll be proof of that!! We loathe you fer yer Waco Attack... Nukes to Chinese... Rapin' Broaddrick... Uzi'in' down the FRee... Skankin' on young girls... Bullyin' the Right... Spendin' all OUR Money on yer Overseas Flights!! Willie, I just wonder... Why Lib'rals still cut you slack... With yer knife in their backs... Slick's DemocRATZ!!!
Bill Clinton desecrates his Bible... Bombs Nations justa show he's strong!! There's always another temptress... Prez'dent really oughtta know doin' interns is WRONG!! Chi-Coms bought you, Bill, with Silver... Slick, you sold our NUKES fer Gold!! Tyrants BRIBE Ol' Slick with treasures... National Security's been SOLD!! Lewinsky tempted Clinton with her strap thong... Slick said, "Lemme snort a li'l crack!!" Just another of Slick's DemocRATZ!! Must RE-IMPEACH... Senate SHALL CONVICT!! Then, INDICT the Creep!! Prison's Slick's New World... Prison's only right... Savin' all his lovin' fer a cellmate named Dwight!! Willie, I just wonder if you'll sleep well in yer rack... Or will YOU simply crack?!
Now some folks say "MUDZ 2 BOLD"... I should "show more class." Some folks say I'm too old... Well, RATZ can kiss my a$$!! This Country is bigger than Bill Clinton... It's bigger than the Med'yuh, too!! Clinton, there's only one thing... That I must say to you... "Slick Willie...Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!" Patriots, we must go on the attack... And kick the butts of Ol' Slick's DemocRATZ!! Slick's DemocRATZ...Slick's DemocRATZ...Slick's DemocRATZ...
(Fade to finish...)
FReegards...MUD
16 Posted on 10/02/2000 13:44:58 PDT by Mudboy Slim (The Boss Still RULEZ!!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#948. To: The SynTaurz, William Jefferson Clinton, MurryMom, ACross (#946)
"Marchin' on DeeCee!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Racin' in the Streets")
I got a worn-out ol' computer with a 486... Fax machine and patriotism galore. Left's threatnin' our Rights with all their Guv'ment ROT... Clinton's a Chinese Communist Whore! Me and my FReeper buddies gonna fight to the last... Gonna kick Ol' Slick right outta town. 'Cuz Bill took Chinese money, helped our Nukes get snatched... We'll Re-Impeach, then we'll CONVICT RATZ Clown!!
Tonight, we fight Slick's White House Blight... We're gonna knock that Traitor outta his seat! Spring is here and The Time Is Right... For FReepin' on DeeCee!!
We decry corruption when we see'it... We expose Tyranny by the State. When Limbaugh shuts down, we hit the DrudgeReport... We're all funded by "Dick" Mellon-Scaife. Now some folks, they just give up caring... And start givin' up their Liberties, piece by piece. Some folks come home from work and wash up... Then go hit the Web to FReep!!
Tonight, we fight Left's Treas'nous Blight... We're gonna stomp those Lib'rals beneath our feet! Spring is here and The Time's Just Right... We're Gonna DESTROY DemElites!!
(Keyboard/Percussion)
We met him and his "schtick" eight years ago... Sixties' Lib'ral with "an eye fer the babes." With far-Left Media at his back... Slick told the World he's here to stay! But now there's Treason, Rape, and Chinese spies... So many lies...Oh no, it just ain't Right! This Country's drones, they need a spark... Need Ol' Mudboy singin', "It's worth the fight!"
Slick spunked on the floor of our great White House... But folks said, "Wait, 'cuz Wall Street's soarin'!" They stare off all numb, afraid to fight... Trustin' LIES of folks who slaughter the Unborn. For all YOU Mind-Numbed Robots and Network "HotShots"... Ignorin' crimes to Beat the Band... Tonight, the FReepers and me, we're gonna take back DeeCee... And Purge LEFT's Filth From OUR Land!
Tonight, we fight the righteous fight... Out of our way, RINOZ, you best keep! 'Cuz Spring is here and the mood's just Right... For FReepin' on DeeCee!
(Keyboard/Percussion to fade)
Mudboy Slim
BTW...Just over two centuries ago, our forefathers risked Life, Liberty, and their personal fortunes to stand up against an over-bearing and tyrannical government. Because of their courage and determination, the original Thirteen Colonies became what we now know as the United States of America. Therefore, our honored forebears were all-too-aware of the propensity for central governing bureaucracies to grow out of control. The writers of our Constitution, in an attempt to protect the citizenry from this eventuality, chose to enumerate our individual liberties in the Bill of Rights. The First Amendment includes "the right to free speech," which not only protected the individual's right to speak out against the government, but also enabled the Fourth Branch of Government--the Free Press, if you will--to flourish. For over two hundred years, this watchdog Media has turned over many rocks, exposing the dark under-belly of American politics...UNTIL NOW!!
Previously occupying the Oval Office at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, was a small petty man, heading a vast criminal conspiracy. Bill Clinton most indubitably committed multiple felonies and obstructed justice in the Monica Lewinsky matter. A morally-weak, spineless Senate was not up to the task of removing him from office, making a mockery of our Legal System as the #1 Law Enforcement Officer in the land was allowed to continue master-minding a relentless attack on The Rule of Law; however, it is clear that Clinton is "Guilty" (beyond all reasonable doubts) of multiple felonies and SHALL BE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE!!
Since escaping Justice in the Impeachment Trial, Mr. Clinton has been credibly accused of Violent RAPE by one nice woman, Ms. Juanita Broaddrick. Either this is a major slander against the good name of an innocent man...or else Bill Clinton raped and violently bit the lip of this young woman. If it wasn't true, don't you think the Rapist-in-Chief would have come out a bit more strongly in his own defense?!
Now, we come to find out the President of the United States is most likely guilty of TREASON, for accepting illegal foreign campaign donations from the Communist Chinese in exchange for basically offering a free run of our Nuclear Weapons Labs and authorizing high technology transfers through key Democratic National Committee contributors, Hughes and Loral. Executive Branch Corruption never ran as deep and as wide as is the case with this Administration!!
Yes, when it comes to brazenly flouting the laws and mores of this Country, this Clinton Cadre of Corrupt Communist Co-Conspirators is charting a new course. Yet, the blatantly Left-Wing Media can't find the time or the manpower to investigate/report the Truth about Slick Willie's Felonious Behavior, the "dark side" of the man who could violently rape a supportor and suggest as he left, "Better put some ice on that, baby!" No, our "Free Press" cannot even find it in themselves to report on the TREASON committed by Bill Clinton, in which each and every man, woman, and child in America is now significantly more at risk than 8 years ago, simply because Bill Clinton needed some illegal contributions to retain his tenuous hold on the reins of Power.
We've seen how ridiculous the Yugoslavian State-controlled Media Propoganda Machine looked in the recent conflagration in Kosovo...who amongst the Media Poltroons can explain to me the difference between Clinton's Media and Slobo's. Fortunately, The Network drones are becoming irrelevant!!
If you want to help in reclaiming our Country from the Evil that occupies the Oval Office, here's the gameplan...
RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. DE-PENSION. DISBAR. DE-LEGITIMIZE. INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY. (COURT-MARTIAL FOR TREASON AND APPROPRIATE PUNISHMENT OPTIONAL)
Quite Sincerely, Mudboy Slim
P.S. "On the 23rd day of March in the Two-Thousand Third Year of our Lord, there was a Grand Convening of Patriots at the Innsbrook Pavillion in Richmond, VA. This convention of FReedom-loving Americans from accross the Continent was unanimous in its call for JUSTICE to be exacted upon those who would commit TREASON against our great Country!! Historians will record this great day as the beginning of the end of Soddom'sInsane's/OsamabilClinton/William Jefferson Clinton's Treasonous Reign of Terror!!"
So sayeth the word of...MUD
1 Posted on 07/03/2000 10:07:19 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Impeach@gain.HARDER!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"MUDZ Brothers!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Blood Brothers")
We played King of the Mountain...I'd always win. Those boyz came chargin' up the hill...and I'd whup 'em into MEN!! Now we've only so much time...fight or our Liberty'll Fade Away!! We have our own roads to ride...and choices we gotta make!! We'll stand side by side...each one fightin' fer the other... We said until we died, we'd always be BloodBrothers!!
Folks, there's VILEness in this World...don'let it grind yer dreams away!!! Joe Biden FOOLS're jokes!! Dudes, Fer Justice We Shall Pray!! 'Cuz what once seemed Black and White...Lib'rals turned to shades of gray... We lose ourselves in work to do and bills to pay... It's been a wild, wild ride...and there ain't much cover... Yer the ones helpin' me stay Right...yer MUDZ brothers!!
(Mudboy on harp)
Some of my FReeper FRiends're dead...others left and shan't be back. Still, we're movin' ahead...MUD ain't never lookin' back!! Bros, I know just how you feel...I know YOU know "We're Doing Right!!" If you've fallen for Left's schpiel, if you've lost or you've gained sight... I don't even know why, I don't know why I wrote this song... Or if any of this matters anymore after all....
But the Gipper's burnin' bright...livin' history uncovered... MUD'll keep grooooovin' through the dark...with y'all in my heart... Yer MUDZ brothers!!
(Mudboy takin' it home on the harmonica...Slick Willie impersonator on saxaphone)
Sic Semper Tyrannis...MUD
BTW...this is dedicated to my three younger bro's, the oldest of whom is an AF Captain over in the Iraqi theatre, away from his wife and two boys who are based in Ramstad, Germany. Springsteen ROCKS...I rest my case.
655 posted on 03/11/2003 5:03 AM EST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."DemonRATZ and RINOZ LOATHE Justice Fer ALL!!")
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Free Iraq!!" (To be sung to Bob Seger's "Like a Rock")
Strength and Boldness...Whuppin' Lib'ral Scum!! Ignorance is Legion...DemRATZ're Marxist BUMS!! We fight fer FReedom...Right's never been this strong...FRee Iraq!!
Left's like pre-teens...RATZ don't have a CLUE!! Libs LOATHE our FReedoms...Ignorant Poltroons!! Folks, Right is Winning...Socialists Dispair!! FReepers ROCK!!
These days're heady...our Fight's 'tween Wrong and Right!! Our Noble Purpose...the World we shall Enlight!! Right must hold firmly...'cuz FReedom's Worth the Fight!! FReedom ROCKS!!
FReepers ROCK!! RightWing's Strong 'cuz we are FRee!! FReep Iraq!! Liberate the WHOLE MidEast!! FRee Iraq, Sheeple Blossom When FRee...FRee Iraq!!
God is GOOD, God is Great!! In His Hands we trust our Fate!! Reject Left's hustlers and RATZ schemes!! Right, stand proud...Right, stand tall...Left's about to Fall!!! MUD still believes in his dreams!!
(ConservativeMusician and/or the BigMan killin' it on guitar...Dr. Mondremo on pie-anny)
Forty years, Lord...Where'd they go?! Forty years...I'm gittin' old!! Still, we're fightin' against...Marxist SCUM!!
And sometimes late at night...ohhh, when MUDZ FReepin' by candlelight... The tunes come to me and All IS Right!! And I recall...I recall....
FRee Iraq!! FReedom's the World's Fate!! FReepers ROCK!! Shrink Big Guv'ment's stake!! Like Iraq!! The World We'll Liberate...like Iraq!!
FReepers ROCK!!! Treason's why we FReep Slick!! RATZ're "shocked"...Left's arses Right Shall Kick!! Like Iraq, the Righteous Win AGAIN...Like Iraq!!
While FReepin', we're fightin' fer a Better World... Fight RATZ Slime, my FRiends!! 'Cuz we're Right...we'll fight BigGuv'mentWaste... 'Cuz we don't wanna lose OUR Country to Left's HATE!! FReedom breeds a hunger...to control our own Fates!! Shun the LIES!! DemRATZ we'll Liberate!! Folks, let's ROLL there!! Can't let RATZ escape!! Come on, REJECT FEAR!! Weak Leftists WE AIN'T!! Biden is a LIAR!! 'Tis our Fate...INDICT RATZ Schemes!! DemRATZ're all LIARS!! 'Tis OUR Fate...FER Justice FReep!!
Good folks, we...shall ride the Winds of Change... To help FRee MinionsOfState!! Fer Right(s), we shall FReep!! 'Cuz, my FRiends, we'd sacrifice all that's Right... If WE "MovedOn"...Failed to Impeach RATZ Shame!! The Goal is to Imprison crooks... Proclaim Left's Disgrace...fer RATZ Hate!! Folks, let's ROLL there!! Shan't let RATZ escape!! Come on, REJECT FEAR!! Soft WOKEsterz WE AIN'T!! Biden is a LIAR!! 'Tis our Fate...INDICT RATZ Schemes!! DemRATZ're all LIARS!! 'Tis OUR Fate...FER Justice FReep!!
So let's ROLL, men...DETHRONE RATZ!! C'mon, Let's Go, FRiends...FER Justice We FReep!! We're high and feel like Right's alive for the very first time... Said MUDZ high...we're strong enough to make our dreams!! Convict RATZ Slime!!
(The BigMan and CM on duelin' lead guitars)
Said MUDZ high...Right's strong enough to make our dreams... Convict RATZ Slime!! Biden is a LIAR!! 'Tis our Fate...INDICT RATZ Schemes!! DemRATZ're all LIARS!! 'Tis OUR Fate...FER Justice FReep!! DemRATZ are all LIARs!! 'Tis our Fate...INDICT RATZ Schemes!! FER Justice WE Aspire!! 'Tis OUR Fate...FER Justice FReep!!
FReegards...MUD
BTW...goldi, we are only without the Power to change things for the better if we refuse to stand up to those who would gladly subjugate our will. Real positive change is tough, but I'll never believe we, as FReePersons, are not capable of imprinting OUR wills on the BodyPolitic...if that makes me NAIVE, I hope I never grow outta it!!
120 posted on 4/10/2003, 2:20:12 PM by Mudboy Slim (Let's Just Add William Jefferson Clinton to Dubyuh's Axis of Evil and Get It Over With!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Ain't Jokin'!!" (To be sung to Steve Miller Band's "The Joker")
Dem sheeple call MUD a spaced-out boy...yeah... 'Cuz I see a future that's Just. Some FReepers call me Moe Reese... 'Cuz I seek the Imprisonment of S.C.U.M.**!!
Sheeple squawk, "Let Willie Be!!" Say Right's tellin' you wrong, steerin' you wrong... Well, don't you worry, Nation, don't worry... Cause MUDZ right here--fightin'--right here where he belongs!!
'Cuz MUDZ a FReeper...MUDZ a grinnin'... Slick's a Felon...should be in prison... We'll FReep Left's music 'gainst RATZ S.C.U.M.**!!
I ain't jokin'...Laws've been broken... DemRATZ are misspoken... Demand Justice fer Slick's TREASON!! Wooo Hooooo Wooo Hooo...!!
(CM and the BigMan workin' the guitars)
Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see... Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!! Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time... Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!
Folks, keep FReepin'...'gainst Bill Clinton!! Slick's a Felon...must be imprisoned... We'll sing MUDZ music with Ol' Rush!!
I ain't jokin'...Truth's unspoken... Slick's a Crim'nal Joker!! Nation, REJECT RATZ Commie S.C.U.M.**!!
(Mo' funky guitar)
WOO HOOO WOOO HOOOO...!! FReepers keep talking about Slick Willie... 'Cuz Ol' Slick did US all wrong-ong... Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry, Country!! Cause MUDZ Right, dears...Slick's TOAST!!
Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see... Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!! Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time... Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...MUD
BTW...**"S.C.U.M." = Socialist Communist Un-American Marxists
JOEZ "Already Gone!!" (To be sung to the Eagles' "Already Gone")
Folks, I heard Rush Limbaugh talkin' just the other day... And Rush said, "RATZ're gonna drive US straight to HELL!!" But let me tell you...MUDZ got some news for you... And you'll soon find out Right's Truth... 'Cuz RATZ're gonna haveta eat their lunch in a JailCell!!
'Cuz JOEZ already GONE... And Right's feelin' strong!! MUD shall sing his Lib'rty songs... Woo, hoo, hoo, woo, hoo, hoo!!
This Prez'dent fer whom RATZ voted...makes me stop and wonder "WHY?!!" But I reckon that we'll just haveta set things Right!! Just remember this, Lib'rals, when ya listen to RATZ who LIE... You can be all "WOKE" and still not know what's Right...(WE're Right!!)
Yes, Left's already done... And Right's feelin' strong!! Right shall sing this Vict'ry song... Woo, hoo, hoo, woo, hoo, hoo!!!
Voters know it was YOU FOOLS who gave JOE Power... Biden knows it shall be US who bring him down!! So often times it happens that RATZ live their lives in chains... Marxists never can admit, Freedom's the key!!
But me, I'm already gone!! And I'm feelin' strong!! Right Shall Sing this Vict'ry Song... 'Cuz JOEZ Already Bombed!!
Yes, RATZ're already gone... And Right's feelin' strong!! Right shall sing this Vict'ry song... 'Cuz RATZ're already done!!
Yes, Slick's already buggered... Slick's squeeeeelin' fer more!! All Right, Let's Fight the Fight!!
Mudboy Slim
295 posted on 12/29/2002 12:02 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"RichmondTowne!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Oxford Town")
RichmondTowne, RichmondTowne... Ev'rybody's got their chests bowed out!! George Dubyuh's Right to Force Soddom Down!! Celebrate OUR Troops in RichmondTowne!!
Mudboy lives in RichmondTowne... Soccer games and Brownie Scouts!! Party with folks red and brown... Lib'rals, stay away from Mudboy now...
RichmondTowne's Confederate!! Bidenz THE Chi-Comz Whore... We SHAN'T let RATZ Win!! All becuz JOE Committed Treason!! What do you think about that, my FRiends?!!
Me and my pals, we love fun... WE WHUP RATZ 'Cuz We Think They're Dumb!! I don't even know why RATZ come... Go on back where y'all came from!!
RichmondTowne's a lazy afternoon... Mudboy Slim's singin' some powerful tunes!! Millions died 'cuz DocFauci is a Goon!! GOP Congress...Investigate SOON!!
RichmondTowne, RichmondTowne... Ev'rybody's got their chests bowed out!! Ol' MUD does write with Righteous soul... Ain't a-goin' stop 'til Left's entombed!!
Welcome to Richmond, y'all...MUD
1165 posted on 03/18/2003 11:10 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#962. To: AAABEST, cardinal4, Ragtime Cowgirl (#960)
"Ripple!!" (To be sung to The Grateful Dead's "Ripple")
If my words did flow...from talk radio with Limbaugh... And my tunes were played...on that M-TeeVee... Would you hear my views comin' through the music?! Would you hold them near as if they were yer own?
I can't help myself...my thoughts must be spoken... Perhaps they're better left unsung. )8^D Yes, I know...folks don't really care... Still, FReedom songs'll soon fill the air!!
Ripples in still water... If Left feels no sense of loss...they have no soul!! Raise up yer voice...tell Slick why you're angry!! Once the Truth is known, we'll see Slick's End!! Let it be known...It's Prison for Clinton!! 'Cuz we have Laws, WE'LL CONVICT this "man."
Bill must be told...to take the highway... GIT OUT!! BE GONE!! Folks, we'll make it RIGHT!! And once Slick goes, Lib'rals will follow... BIG GUV'MENT POWER, WE SHALL DISOWN!!
Ripples in still water... When you fail to raise your voice...no one will know!! You can choose...to keep yer silence... But once Slick falls, y'all be on yer own!! FReepers make yer stand...let The Right Guide you... Yes, I know the way...Right will take you home!!
La de da da da...La da ah da da da ahhh... La da dahh da dah da da da ahhhh... La de da da da...La da ah da da da ahhh... La da dahh da dah da da da ahhhh...
Mudboy Slim (8/17/98)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Once upon a time, there was a magical Kingdom, where a God-fearing, industrious people flourished, enjoying their Lives, their Liberty, and their Pursuit of Happiness. These good people were empowered by their trust in a Government of Constitutionally-limited powers, the inherent goodness of their Democratically-chosen Leaders, and their belief that Justice and the Rule of Law ultimately triumphs over all. This Great Kingdom, led by the patriot Reagan, fought the Great Crusade against the evil, totalitarian Red Fiefdom across the Sea, and were Victorious, inspiring other Peoples--longing for FReedom--to look upon the Kingdom as a Shining City on the Hill!
Until one day, a devious cabal of power-hungry men and womyn infiltrated the Kingdom, casting a wicked spell of Fear, Cynicism, and Doubt that steadily enslaved ever-increasing numbers of these good people in the shackles of Dependency and Entitlement. And the power of these despoilers of freedom--who called themselves Lib'rals--grew immense, as they wrested control of the Halls of Enlightenment, the Chroniclers of Information, the Ministry of Culture, and the gargantuan Bureaucracy of Regulators. As the Great Reagan and his many strong Knights returned from vanquishing the despots of the Red Fiefdom, they wearily attempted to resist this Vast, Left-Wing Conspiracy and the sinister tide of Pessimism that had permeated the Soul of their once-great Kingdom. However, Reagan had grown weak and ill from his heroic efforts, and the defenders of Liberty--who called themselves Conservatives--found themselves without a strong leader, and temporarily without direction. And the Sheeple were spell-bound and silent...
Into this breach strode the vile, boorish ruler, Slick Willie, a charlatan without a soul, devoid of character, and driven only by a shameless Lust for Power (and for young harlots to whom he was not betrothed). The Lib'rals hailed his tyrannical reign and excused his TREASONOUS crimes, as this self-styled "Effete Elite" secretly despised the Kingdom's granting of FReedom and Liberty to the peasant folk, for it empowered their subjects and undercut the Lib'rals' claim on Power. The corrupt Slick Willie--who came to be known as Billzabubba--sought to further the enslavement of the once-strong Sheeple by secretly colluding with the despots of a new, totalitarian Red Fiefdom accross the Sea, and conspired to increase his countrymen's dependence on the Omnipotent Diety of Guv'ment. Still, the Sheeple remained spell-bound and largely silent...
Until, gloriously, a wise man of Noble, yet Humble, descent--who came to be known as the Maja Rushi--arose from the masses, and spread accross the Kingdom his message of "The Way Things Ought To Be". An heir to the optimism of Reagan, the Maja Rushi inspired millions to awake from their Mellow Apathy and strike out against the tyrannical rule of the Lib'rals and the reign of the evil Billzabubba. Still, most of the Sheeple remained spell-bound and largely silent...
Finally, a young balladeer--who came to be known as Mudboy Slim--joined the Great Crusade against Slick Willie! This young Patriot combined the optimism of Reagan with the wisdom of the Maja Rushi. Mudboy and MUDzMerryMinstrels vocalized many great folk songs that enlivened the Masses, causing the corrupt, Lib'ral spell to be broken and Billzabubba and his Lib'ral apologists to be vanquished from Power!!
Thus, there dawned a great new Libertarian Era of ever-shrinking governmental authority and an ever-expanding emphasis on Individual Liberty and Personal Responsibility.
Herein are compiled but a few of those songs that have been passed down through the Ages, The Ballads of Mudboy Slim...
1 Posted on 07/27/1999 22:20:57 PDT by Mudboy Slim
So Sayeth the Word of...MUD
BTW...one week short of 23 years ago...sheesh.
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"