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Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:352024 Comments:4422
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
Sometimes, I feel Left's Fear of... RATZ Implosion...Then I Cheer!! And I can't help but ask myself WHY Schmucks... Would let Left's Fear make their lives soooo queer?!!!
Reject the Medyuh Whore'd!! DemRATZ seemed to have a Faint, Shallow Mass Appeal!! But lately I am beginning to find that I... Should be the one making Left squeeeal!!
Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there... With well-stocked arms and lidless eyes, yeah!! Whatever Dem Marxists sing, I'll be there... RATZ, BEWARE!!!
Oh yes I...decide to decline my... Chance to Believe the Left's Jive!! Yes, I'll choose FReedom over whine... And Fight Left's Whore'd and Drive!! Oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhhh!!
Right Must Defeat Left's Whore'd!! Justice seems to be the way... That Tyranny can be brought down!! Folks, lately I'm beginning to find that... When we Fight 2 Win...Lord's Light Joins OURS!!
Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there... With well-stocked arms and lidless eyes, yeah!! Whatever Progressivez bring, I'll be there... RATZ, BEWARE!!!
Shouldn't YOU choose more FReedom and less whine?! LET'S IMPEACH RATZ Crimes!!
Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there... With well-stocked arms and lidless eyes, yeah!! Whatever Dem Marxists bring, I'll be there... RATZ, BEWARE!!!
"I just have to meet the gal that said "I do" to you!"
We can't tell her yer coming then, 'cuz she KNOWS all you FReepers are Trailer-Park Trash who are gonna steal the MudCave as soon as we leave fer work the next day...LOL!!! No, the Missuz has met one FReeper other than me in her life...and it scair't the dickens outta her!!
Here's my version of the story...but both Dirty Harry and the Missuz might add a little spin to it!!
Me and the Missuz rented out a cabin one summer out at Hungry Mother State Park in Marion, Virginia and I'd been telling some of my Southwest Virginia FRiends that we needed to get together sometime when I got out to their neck of the woods. Well, Dirty Harry knew my name, and I told him we were heading out to a cabin in Hungry Mother and that he should page me and we'd get together for lunch or something. Somehow our wires get crossed and he comes a day earlier than I'm expecting and both he and my family are sitting out on the Beach all day but neither of us has any clue what the other looks like...LOL!! Anyway, we go back to the cabin only to find out we're outta toilet paper so while Renee and the kids are showering up, I book on over to the MainOffice to get ourselves some TP. While I'm gone, Dirty Harry pulls up to our cabin on his Harley!!! And this is where it gets a little hazy...the Missuz claims that Harry's wearing nuthin' but a red,white&blue speedo when he hops off that hog and askes "Is Mudboy Slim here?!"
The Missuz 'bout had a heart attack gettin' the young'uns back into the cabin, safe from this apparent MADMAN!! Luckily, I show up a coupla minutes later and meet DirtyHarry, one of the most genuinely nice dudes you'd ever wanna meet--and a Nebraska Cornhusker to boot- -and he was wearin' cut-off jeans over whatever bathing suit he was wearing underneath, and I didn't ask to see them as the RW&B Speed-O story wasn't relayed to me until after DH leaves...LOL!!
So, jla, you'll be only the third FReeper my wife has ever met, and she sincerely believes the first two are raving lunatics...so please behave!!
FReegards...MUD
113 posted on 12/18/2002, 1:37:17 AM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Limbaugh Lowered the Boom!!" (To be bellowed to the IrishFolkSong, "Clancy Lowered the Boom!!")
Yes, Mudboy was a peaceful man... As he stalked the Lib'ral Scene. The cops arrested the Peace-niks... After Mudboy whupped Dem Greens!! He never looked for trouble... That's a fact you can assume. But never-the-less when Marxists would bi+c#... Mudboy lowered the boom!!
Chorus: Oh, that Limbaugh...Oh that Mudboy... Whenever RATZ got Slim's Irish up, Mudboy bellowed a tune!!
Slick Willie is a gutless man, Lib'rals thought Bill was tough, He strutted 'round the HarlemHood... A-shootin' off his pud!! Slick picked a fight with Mudboy, Then and there Slick sealed RATZ Doom... Before Left could shout "Slick Willie, look out!!" Mudboy lowered the boom!!
Chorus: All Hail JimRob...Go El Rushbo!! Whenever RATZ got Right's Irish up, Limbaugh lowered the boom!!
"PUNK" McAuliffe wuz Prez'dent of Vice... A Treasonous Chi-Com RAT!! PUNK sold out OUR Country and SMILED... An EVIL PlutocRAT!! One day, We'll CATCH Terrie... JUSTICE'll have T-MAX carcass entombed!! Before RATZ could say Left's LIES each day, JUSTICE lowered the boom!!
Chorus: YO, RATZ, Fear TRUTH...Fear MUDZ Justice!! Whenever RATZ got Slim's Irish up, Mudboy lowered the boom!
BWAHAHAHAHA...MUD
128 posted on 12/18/2002, 2:19:31 PM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"FReedom!!" (To be sung to PokerFace's "FReedom"...written by Paul Topete)
FREEEEEEDOM!!! Ain't just a word fer me... It means everything!! I shout, "Vive Libertad!!" Open yer eyes...Big Brother's no dream!! Kick Left OUT!!! GIVE THEM...NOTHIN' BUT $#!+!!! Why won't you see...what they're doin' to me?! They'll soon be doin' to you!! You won't believe...that they're comin' fer me... Left is gonna be comin' fer you-ou-ou!! Yeaaaaahhhhhhh...
Float on by...down this River of Life... You live yer Life...like yer Dead in it!! Don't burn that flag...right in front of me... Unless EWE WANT ME...to KICK YER A$$!!
Why won't you see...what they're doin' to me?! They'll soon be doin' to you!! You won't believe...that they're comin' fer me... Left is gonna be comin' fer you-ou-ou!! Yeaaaaahhhhhhh...
FReedom...not just words to me... It means everything...I just love my Liberties!!! Don't bust Ol' MUD...just fer smokin' his Joe... Let MUD live...LET FREEDOM REIGN!!!
Why won't you see...what they're doin' to me?! They'll soon be doin' to you!! You won't believe...that they're comin' fer me... RATZ are gonna be comin' fer you-ou-ou!! Yeaaaaahhhhhhh...
Hey Paul...Great song, mi amigo...MUD
161 posted on 09/24/2001 3:40 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim (Israelis DID NOT Bomb the WTC!!!)
"Could not find anybody named 'pokerkid'"
Hmmmmmmm...MUD
99 posted on 2/24/2003, 4:39:53 AM by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., BONO..."We SHALL RE-Impeach, CONVICT and Imprison Slick!!" )
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#837. To: jla, Taxman, FBD, Landru, Sultan88, leadpenny, trueblackman, holdonnow, M. Thatcher (#834)
"Right is Gonna Swarm!!" (To be sung to the Doors' "Riders on the Storm")
Riders on the Storm...Right-Wing's gotta Swarm... Trash the White House with scorn...DemRATZ has been forewarned... Joe's a dawg without a soul, that Traitor'll be dethroned... Right is gonna Swarm...
Slick's "The Killer of Waco"...Jan Reno's nuthin' but his 'HO'... Heed not what the Med'yuh say...Truth'll win the day! If we let this Tyrant slide, our Freedom it will die... Will ya help me, folks?!...yeaaahhhh...
(Kewl Guitar/Synthesizer Jammin')
Folks, we gotta fight TheSwamp...folks, we gotta take RATZ down... Heed our Righteous Band...make Left understand... The World on you depends...fer RATZ to meet their end... Gotta fight BIDEN...yeaaahhhh...
(Keyboard/Guitar Jammin')
Right is gonna Swarm...Marxists should be forewarned... It's OUR White House JOEZ scorned...in Jail, RATZ shall be thrown... Left LOVES Satan and RAT-HOs, Dem Lib'rals sold their souls... Right is gonna swarm...
Right-Wing's gonna swarm...Righteous gonna swarm... MUDZ views will be the norm...Sheeple'll know RATZ harm...
FReegards...MUD
105 posted on 2/24/2003, 5:16:36 AM by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., RAT-bastards..."We SHALL RE-Impeach, CONVICT and Imprison Slick!!")
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"If I Were the President..." (To be sung to the Four Tops' "If I were a Carpenter")
If I were the President...and you hurt my Nation... Would you label me IGNORANT?! Why'd you label Bush IGNORANT?!!** Won't you bite me, Medyuh?!! If I'd SLAUGHTERED Waco's kids...would you still love me? Ohhhh...considerin' the necks I'd break...don't reckon you'd like me much...
[To Slick Willie hisself] SHAME on you fer Kosovo...SHAME on you fer Waco!! Boy, now yer dealin' with Justice Time...MUD'll haunt all yer tomorrows!! If I sang across this Land...could ya still IGNORE ME?! I'm tellin' ya, Willie, "RUSH IS GOOD!!" I'd love you to LOATHE ME!!!
If I wuz a Builder...could Left's thugs find me?! We'll overthrow Vile DemocRATZ...SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!! If I were the Governor...and you were a lady... Well, now...would ya deny me, silly wench?! Won'tcha ICE THAT DOWN, BABY!?!
If I were the President, and you were my Jewel... Now, would ya Kiss My Flame? (Would you, Fragile Flame?)** Won'tcha love me, lady?!
OuterBanksMUDrevisited...9/18/01
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Recently I have noticed a cooling of fervor among the media and talking heads on television. They are criticizing our presidents handling of the war and act as if we had already lost. It makes me want to throw up when I hear some self proclaimed intellectual or expert who barely has enough practical sense to tie his shoes criticizing people like Donald Rumfeld and Colin Powell who have been there and done that. These puffed up chowder heads know as much about fighting a war as a hog knows about an airplane. Yet they sit back in their lofty ivory towers and remind us every time a civilian gets killed in Afghanistan what a terrible thing were doing to their country. Wake up you detestable gas bags, if this war goes on for ten years well never kill as many Afghans as the Taliban has. We will be doing the Afghan people a tremendous favor getting rid of these self righteous thugs who beat women with sticks and execute anyone who doesnt believe the same way they do. How dare you bunch of overeducated cabbage heads try to make the citizens of this country think that were losing the war in Afghanistan. Weve barely gottn started and if we were the same kind of people that you idiots are, the war would have been over the first couple of days because we would have dropped a couple of neutron bombs and come back home. But thats not the kind of people we are. We are humane and caring and take every precaution we can to keep from hurting innocent people. Its just a sad fact that there will always be innocent people hurt and killed in wars. Its bound to happen but we dont need you self aggrandizing pimple brains to keep on reminding us how deplorable it is. We know already. We know because of the carnage we suffered in New York and Washington on September 11th. When I see one of you draft card burning love and peace flower children spouting off about what we are doing in Afghanistan or criticizing our government for their efforts on the home front Id like to pick you up by the nap of your soft neck and shake you like a bulldog shakes a rat. Dont you people realize what youre doing? Dont you realize that there is nothing short of absolute victory acceptable in this war? Dont you know or care that if we dont finish this we will leave a world to our children and grandchildren a world we dont even want to think about? Can you imagine a six year old kid carrying a gas mask to school? Our government is straining every nerve to protect us and eradicate the menace we face no matter what you think about it. And they dont need a bunch of non combat arm chair generals telling the population that they dont know what theyre doing. They know what theyre doing . I have been from coast to coast since the tragedy of September 11th and I find a totally different attitude among the hard working, tax paying, salt of the earth people of this country. Theyre ready to fight , sacrifice and do whatever else it takes to defeat our enemy. You people are so out of touch with the vast part of the population of this nation. You live in an intellectually incestuous world. You never see anybody except each other and you wouldnt know a sledge hammer from a plowshare much less the people who work with them. That ole boy from Texas aint going to give in to your incessant needling. Hes made of stouter stuff than the last poll propelled draft dodger who disgraced the Oval Office. Every time you doubt that this war is righteous take a look at the file footage of the Trade Towers coming down and think about the children whose mommies and daddies wont be coming home anymore.
What do you think?
God Bless America...Charlie Daniels
Copyright 2001 Charlie Daniels All rights under copyright reserved.
I think that pretty well sums it up.
1 posted on 11/08/2001 10:42 PM EST by Socraticus
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#842. To: FBD, goldilucky, Landru, jla, Flora McDonald, iceskater, AdSimp, Taxman, Beverly Hill (#839)
"Right's 'Bout HONOR!!" (To be sung to Jewel's "Life Uncommon")
Don't worry Gran'ma...we'll be alright... And don't worry brothers, say your prayers and sleep tight!! And it'll be fine, sweet wife of mine...MUD'll be just fine!
Lend your voices only to Songs of FReedom!!! No Longer Bend Right's Strength fer that which We Wish to be FRee FRom!! Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery... And ALL shall learn...the Right's 'bout HONOR!!
We've heard Left's anguish... I've heard RATZ "hearts" whine out!! Right is tired...yes, We're weary, but We're NOT Worn Out!!! Set down your chains...'til only Faith remains... Set down Left's chains!!!
And lend your voices only to Songs of FReedom... No longer lend your Strength to that which you wish to be FRee from... Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery... And We Shall Build...a World of Honor!!
There are plenty of Sheeple who Pray fer Peace... But if praying were enough our dreams wouldda come to be. RATZ Programs Enslave and Numb!! Yet, the Heavens will hush themselves to hear... Our voices ring out clear...with Songs of FReedom... Songs of FReedom!!
Come on, you Lurkin' FReepers...join in and come play!! There is a Good Army coming and we are Armed with Faith... To Live...We SHALL Give...Justice!!
And lend our voices only to Songs of FReedom!! No longer lend our Strength to that which we wish to be FRee from... Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...and Right shall lead... Lend our voices only to Songs of FReedom!! No longer lend our strength to that which we wish to be FRee from... Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery... And Right Shall Prove That Truth's Worth Honorin'!!
FReegards...MUD
52 posted on 11/16/2001 4:15 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Letters to the Editor Richmond Times-Dispatch Box 85333 Richmond, VA 23293 Attn.: Mr. Ross Mackenzie
Re: "What Happened To All The Good Protest Songs?"
Editor, Times-Dispatch:
To quote the Honorable Robert H. Bork, "The [1968 Left-Wing] radicals, expecting stern opposition, were astounded by, and contemptuous of, the universities' rapid surrender. They learned that ours is a soft culture with a bad conscience; MORAL INTIMIDATION WORKS! (emphasis mine)" The Radical Left/Liberal Movement has arrogantly, yet disingenuously, assumed the mantle of moral superiority, and good patriotic Americans have been meekly kowtowing to their paternalistic demands for the last 35 years!
Historians will validate that the 1992 Presidential Election will prove to be the Left's most glorious triumph, as an unabashedly sexually- deviant, draft-dodging, morally-repugnant, pot-smoking fiend assumed the most powerful political office on earth. However, Bill Clinton and his Vile Administration, so utterly lacking in basic character and moral underpinnings, will prove to be the Left's Waterloo, as Slick Willie dramatically exposes the hypocrisy of the Liberal Lie to ever-increasing numbers of American voters. The Democrats have already lost both Houses of Congress and over a dozen Statehouses, long-time Democrats have abandoned the Party in droves, and Conservatives/Libertarians have been emboldened to act with a passion reminiscent of Liberals from a bygone era. All we are missing now are a few good old-fashioned Right-Wing protest songs...
Thank you, Slick Willie! Lib'ral DemocRATZ, bending over backwards in defense of your corrupt Presidency, have abandoned all claims on moral superiority, exposing the Effete Elite as the self-serving PowerMongers they have been all along! And the best is yet to come...for those Democrats who hold too long to the Clinton line, we will witness historic Republican gains come November 00. Then, we get to go after Ol' Billzabubba with Impeachment II!! With all due respect, Mr. President, you're soon to be yesterday's news!!
Quite Sincerely,
Mudboy Slim
FReep On, my righteous brothers and sisters...MUD
1 Posted on 08/19/1999 13:25:58 PDT by Mudboy Slim
Too much fun...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Friends of Slick Willie" (To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Friend of the Devil")
We abhor Butch Reno...and we'll take Slick Willie down. Honor 'tis to FReep fer Right till Big Guv'ment's not around. Ya think I'm funnin' as I make my rhymes... But friends of Slick Willie ain't no FRiends of mine!! Leftist HO's defend Slick's Blight... TREASON's why we FReep tonigh-ight!!
Clinton is Pure Evil, knaves...Slick snowed Dem-Medyuh shills!! Cowed the Right from action...let's be Brave and DETHRONE Bill!! Future's Sunny, but we'll first smite Slime... No friend of Bill Clinton is a FRiend of mine!! Leftists know Clinton's not Right...
Justice's why we FReep...tonigh-ight!!
I drove on up to DeeCee...brain-dead Lib'rals fought me there. Took my hard-earned dollar bill but we vanquished their PUNK, Terrie. Think I'm funnin' but MUD knows what's Right... DemFriends of Bill Clinton shall be Doin' Time!! I set goals...ain't 'fraid ta Fight... Justice's why I FReep tonigh-ight!!!
Got two reasons why I stay awake each lonely night. The first one's named Sweet Liberty and she's my heart's delight. Second one is Justice, Willie, Ol' Mudboy's on yer tail!! And when MUD catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!
Gotta wife and children, Slick, but yer thugs shan't cow me!!! Broaddrick says Slick raped her, Tom, but Brokaw said, "BITE ME!!!" Lib'rals' Love Him, but I think Slick's SLIME!! No friend of Slick Willie shall be FRiends o' mine. I set goals, ain't 'fraid ta fight...Justice's why MUD FReeps tonight!!!
(BigMan on guitar, Fireman John on mandolin...justa cookin'!!)
Got two reasons why I FReep away each doggone night. The first one's named Sweet Liberty, by God, I know I'm Right!! Second one is Justice, Terrie, MUD knows yer Sordid Tale... And when Truth catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!
Gotta wife and children, Bill, and you got Hillary... Chelsea knows she's not yer child, Webb Hubbell's genes flow free. Think I'm funnin' but Slick's arse is mine!! No friend of Bill Clinton, boy, Justice Be Thine!! Bill can roam...but Slick can't hide!! Justice makes MUD FReep fer Righ-ight!!
Mudboy Slim
BTW...I know where Terrie "ThePUNK" McAuliffe lives... We must FReep him repeatedly this Spring, Summer, and Fall!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Gonna be a Good Nine Months....MUD
BTW...Lib'ralism's DEAD!! And William JeffersonBlythe Clinton's Legacy Shall Be The De-Legitimization of the DemocRATic Party!!
Nine Months to the Mid-Term Elections...Let's Not Waste a Single Day!!
So Sayeth the Word of...MUD
1 posted on 02/10/2002 2:06 AM EST by Mudboy Slim (Justice@in't.negotiable!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Coward of the Country" (To be sung to Kenny Rogers' "Coward of the County")
Ev'ryone considered Slick the Coward of the Country. He'd never stood one single time to prove them FReepers wrong. His mama named him Billie, most folks just called Slick "Yella!!" But something always told me they were reading Billie wrong.
Slick was only ten years old when his daddy whupped his mama. Bill looked on laughin' 'cause he hated all women. I still recall the final words Slick's mama said to Mudboy: "MUD, my life is over, but yers shall smite my son!!
"Promise me, MUD, not to do the things Bill's done. Fend away all trouble, if you can. It won't mean you're meek if you turn the other cheek. I hope you're old enough to understand: Slim, Slick YOU'll have to fight to be The Man."
This Country's for ev'ryone...and Mudboy loves this Country. When we're armed, we shouldn't have to prove who's more the man. One day while MUD was workin'...that Clinton boy KILLED CHILDREN!! Slick took turns at ladies....There was Scores of THEM!!!
Mudboy opened up his eyes and saw his Country reelin'. The spunked dress, the Clinton spooks were more than he could stand. He reached above the fireplace and took down grand-daddy's picture. As his tears fell on grandpappy's face, MUD heard these words again:
"Promise me, MUD, not to do the things I've done. Counteract Left's trouble when you can. Folks don't pay fer "MEEK"...Make Dem Marxists Turn THEIR Cheeks!! I hope you're old enough to take a stand... MUD, you best learn to fight if yer a man."
The SlickButtBoys just laughed at MUD when he walked into the barroom. Whorealdo got up and met Slim halfway 'cross the floor. When Mudboy turned around they said, "Hey look! Ol' Mudboy's FReepin'." But you coulda heard a pin drop when Mudboy stopped and whupped DemWhores!!!
Forty years of Stalin was bottled up inside'im. We wasn't holdin' nothin' back; we had ourselves a ball. When Mudboy left the barroom not a Clinton 'Ho was standin'. MUD said, "This one's fer [Linda/Chandra/Waco/Allah/Mena/Foster/Ron Brown/Chelsea/Algore/JimRob/Limbaugh/Ronnie]," as he watched each Lib'ral fall. And I heard him say,
"I promised you, Dad, not to do the things you done. I walk away from trouble when I can. Now please don't think I'm weak, I didn't turn the other cheek, Good Patriots, I sure hope you understand: Hell, Yeah!! I'm gonna fight 'cuz I'm a man!!"
Ev'ryone considered Slick the Coward of the Country.
FReegards...MUD
160 posted on 3/5/2003, 11:48:51 PM by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."KorruptKlintonKlan DemocRATZ LOVE Terrorists!!")
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#850. To: Landru, Sultan88, jla, FBD, iceskater, AdSimp, yankhater, dead, Clinton's a Liar, Angelwood, kristinn, goldilucky, Biff Tannen, buckeroo, Jhoffa_, Fred Mertz, Coral Snake, RebelGal, A K A Stone, TLBSHOW, x (#849)
"Obama Tune!!" (To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Man on the Moon")
Barry's Prez'dent...Dem's the facts of Life. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Axelrod, he wears the Rovian mask. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Monopoly, twenty one, checkers, and chess. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Hillary Clinton in her Sunday best. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah We like Change and we need Hope. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah DeeCee keeps borrowin' but our country's broke. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey Barry, did you hear about this one? Tell me, what's the deal with Big Guv? Hey Barry, why you goofin' on Lincoln? Hey Nation, why're we so damned dumb?!! If you believe this country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then Marxists shall rule!!
Barry starts talkin' and it sounds so good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Networks they seem to be gettin' wood. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Iran is troubling 'cuz nukes are in their grasp. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Is our President really up to the task? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey Barry, did you hear about this one? Tell me, why you dissin' on Rush?!! Hey Barry, are you workin' fer Soros? Hey Nation, are we losing touch? If you believe our country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then lawyers shall rule!!...COME ON!!
Here's a little nugget fer the Freedom-believer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Here's a little post fer our Liberty. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Guv'ment must stop spendin' like drunk sailors. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah David Axelrod, he has a Rovian task. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey Barry, do you hear me sing this one? Tell me, why you dissin' on Rush?!! Hey Barry, don't you wanna just save US? Hey Barry, spending way too much!! If you believe, our country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then Tyranny's cool?!!......COOL?!!
If you believe, this country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then sosh'lists shall rule!! If you believe, our country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then lawyers shall rule!!... If you believe, our country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then Tyranny's cool?!!......COOL?!!
Mudboy Slim (27 January 2009)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"MUDZ Brothers!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Blood Brothers")
We played King of the Mountain...I'd always win. Those boyz came chargin' up the hill...and I'd whup 'em into MEN!! Now we've only so much time...fight or our Liberty'll Fade Away!! We have our own roads to ride...and choices we gotta make!! We'll stand side by side...each one fightin' fer the other... We said until we died, we'd always be BloodBrothers!!
Folks, there's VILEness in this World...don'let it grind yer dreams away!!! SlickWillieFOOLS're jokes!! Dudes, Fer Justice We Shall Pray!! 'Cuz what once seemed Black and White...Lib'rals turned to shades of gray... We lose ourselves in work...to do and bills to pay It's been a wild, wild ride...and there ain't much cover... Yer the ones helpin' me stay Right...yer MUD's brothers!!
(Mudboy on harp)
Some of my FReeper FRiends're dead...others left and shan't be back. Still, we're movin' ahead...MUD ain't never lookin' back!! Bros, I know just how you feel...I know YOU know "We're Doing Right!!" If I've fallen 'neath the wheel, if I've lost or I've gained sight I don't even know why, I don't know why I wrote this song Or if any of this matters anymore after all....
But the Gipper's burnin' bright...livin' history uncovered... MUD'll keep grooooovin' through the dark...with y'all in my heart... Yer MUD's brothers!!
(Mudboy takin' it home on the harmonica...Slick Willie impersonator on saxaphone)
Sic Semper Tyrannis...MUD
BTW...this is dedicated to my three younger bro's, the oldest of whom is an AF Captain over in the Iraqi theatre, away from his wife and two boys who are based in Ramstad, Germany. Springsteen ROCKS...I rest my case.
655 posted on 03/11/2003 5:03 AM EST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."DemonRATS and RINOS LOATHE Justice Fer ALL!!")
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"FRee Iraq!!" (To be sung to Bob Seger's "Like a Rock")
Strength and Boldness...Whuppin' Lib'ral Scum!! Ignorance is Legion...DemRATZ're Sleazy BUMS!! We fight fer FReedom...Right's never been this strong...FRee Iraq!!
Left's like pre-teens...RATZ don't have a CLUE!! Left LOATHES our FReedoms...Ignorant Poltroons!! Folks, Right is Winning...Socialists Dispair!! Freedom ROCKS!!
These days're heady...our Fight's 'tween Wrong and Right!! Our Noble Purpose...the World we shall Enlight!! Right must hold firmly...'cuz FReedom's Worth the Fight!! FReedom ROCKS!!
FReepers ROCK!! RightWing's Strong 'cuz we are FRee!! FReep Iraq!! Liberate the WHOLE MidEast!! FRee Iraq, Sheeple Blossom When FRee...FRee Iraq!!
God is GOOD, God is Great!! In His Hands we trust our Fate!! Reject Left's hustlers and RATZ schemes!! Right stand proud...Right stand tall...Left's about to Fall!!! MUD still believes in his dreams!!
(The BigMan killin' it on guitar...Dr. MonDremo on pie-anny)
Forty years, Lord...Where'd they go?! Forty years...I'm gittin' old!! Still, we're fightin' against...Clinton's SCUM!!
And sometimes late at night...ohhh, when I'm FReepin' by candlelight... The tunes come to me and All IS Right!! And I recall...I recall....
FRee Iraq!! FREEDOM'S the World's Fate!! FReepers ROCK!! Shrink the Fed'ralist State!! Like Iraq!! The World We'll Liberate...like Iraq!!
FReepers ROCK!!! Treason's why we FReep Slick!! Mediaz "shocked"...RATZ arses Right Shall Kick!! Like Iraq, the Righteous Win AGAIN...Like Iraq!!
#855. To: diotima, Paul Cruce, Bob J, amom, FallGuy, Saundra Duffy, John Lenin (#853)
Trump's "Gonna Win California!!" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Goin' to California")
Spend my days FReepin' with Lib'rals' minds, Smoked my stuff an' drank all my wine. Made up my mind, make a new start, Goin'a California with Dutch Reagan in my heart. Limbaugh told me there're Lib'rals out there... Right'll open their eyes...RAT Powers're unaware!!
LeftWing dances but RATZ Soul is Shamed!! Never let Press tell ya the Parties're all the same. Hohh...DemRATZ're TRAITORZ, Left's Med'yuh won't say, RATZ wonder how Left's Heroes could ever follow Willaaaay!! Th' mountains an' the canyons gonna tremble an' shake, When children in LA...begin to awake...Watch out!!
It seems that Left's Hate fer my God got a punch on the nose... But Truth's startin' to flow, I think RATZ might be sinkin'!! RATZ, We'll INDICT...Let's IMPEACH...It Is Time!! Help FReep everywhere...folks, Truth's Path Runs Straight and Right!!
The HildaBeast's without her King... Left says they'll Save the World... "Left LIES!!" MUD sings!! La la la la. Fight the TruthHATERZ who Abolished God!! Tryin'a find RATZ Savior who'll never, never, never be born. Standin' on Church Hill with MUDZ mountain of dreams, Tellin' my FRiends, "It's not that hard, folks...Please help US FReep!!" Mmm-ahh~ahh.
"LawBreaker!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones "Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo (Heartbreaker)")
US FReepers done nailed Slick Willie... We've chased Algore 'cuz he's a DORK!! Usin' McAwful, Chairman of the DNC... Right'll make Osama Bill's cellmate bark!!
LawBreakers...with RATZ Medyuh Whore'd... Right's gonna tear Left's World apart!! RINO punks...yer just Blueblood Bores... Christ's gonna quench yer ravenous void!!
Each vacuous Lib'ral is our FReepin' goal, y'all... Tell 'em, "Bring it to JimRob's Forum!!" Slick lied...he ain't dirt...yer MUDZ gallery... Dem Marxists said, "MUD has no chance...no chance!!"
LawBreakers...LawBreakers... You know our Rage shan't be denied!! LawBreakers...StainMakers... Smite thy Leftists' Ignorance Desired!!!
#859. To: cherrybomb88, Mudboy Slim, Landru, sultan88, conservativemusician, FBD (#857)
CB88: Alright .....I had some downtime while my whinies are taking their exam.....first rough draft of my song....any suggestions will be taken into consideration and then shredded.
"Hell Is For Liberals!!" (To be sung to Pat Benatar's "Hell is for Children")
They lie all the time, to increase their polls They tread in the wrong & we pay their tolls Tax ya and spend it, thats their style Yours and mine become one in the same In the eyes of a liberal... Because Hell... Hell is for liberals!! And you know that their little lies they will never confess Hell!! Hell is for liberals!! And you shouldnt have to suffer to live The American way with your hard earned pay
Its all so confusing, this taxation abusing Youre Stalins prodigy, and we wont let Rush bother you Be a good little Rat and youll be Slicks new toy Tell the people the rumors are true
Because Hell Hell is for liberals!! And you know that their little lies they will never confess Hell!! Hell is for liberals!! And you shouldnt have to pay all the money you made into taxes & SSI
No, Hell is for liberals!!
Hell!! Hell is for Hell... Hell is for Hell... Hell is for liberals!! Hell!! Hell is for Hell... Hell is for Hell... Hell is for liberals!! Hell!! Hell is for Hell... Hell is for Hell... Hell is for liberals!!
Written by the FReeper, cherrybomb88...
216 posted on 4/11/2003, 3:44:29 PM by cherry_bomb88 (Are you on the right side of the wrong issue or on the wrong side of the right issue???)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#861. To: conservativemusician, ElRushbo, Rush Limbaugh (#857)
This song is easily adaptable for going after TraitorJoeBiden...
"Stranglehold!!" (To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold")
Here we come again, Bill Clinton... Gonna RE-Impeach!! Medyuh FReaks got No SAY, Slick Willie!! Clinton's Gonna Git FReeped!! Slick, Right's been stalkin' you so long... You know Truth's here to stay!! Got you in a stranglehold, Willie... RINOZ, Git Outta OUR Way!!!
Slick, you married a bitch now, din'tcha?! What were YOU thinkin', you hound?! Soiled OUR House, You Villainous TRAITOR... Dig Syntaurz Righteous Sound!!! Folks, Yer Forefather's DIED fer you to be FRee... Socialism's sooooo passe'!! Got RATZ in a stranglehold now, Country... Let's DETHRONE Slick TODAY!!!
(The BigMan kickin' it on guitar like only GONZO hisself can!!)
FReepers, we gotta Git JUSTICE!! Limbaugh, it's time YOU said so!! The Sheeple think Right and Left are the same... They're CONFUSED...Slick's TREASON Must Be Shown!!
Come on...FReepersUP!! Come on...FReepersUP!! Come on...Fight RATZ SCUM!! Come on...Slickz a BUM!! Come on come on come on come on, Patriots!! Come on come on come on come on up!! Come on come on come on come on, Nation!! Come on, Trumpsterz, COME ON!!!
Marxist views are fer PhatCows!! DemLib'rals LUST Fer RAT-Power!! If Ashcroft gits in our way, Dubyuh... You know Right'll force him OUT!!
Good Patriots they died to protect me... Yes, FReedom's Here To Stay!! Got Slick in a Stranglehold, Lib'rals... Right's Gonna Whup Yer A$$!!!
(Gonzo Jammin' 'til we're done!!)
Slick Willie's PREY...MUD
1 posted on 02/10/2003 6:26 AM EST by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
1. U.S. acceptance of coexistence as the only alternative to atomic war. 2. U.S. willingness to capitulate in preference to engaging in atomic war. 3. Develop the illusion that total disarmament [by] the United States would be a demonstration of moral strength. 4. Permit free trade between all nations regardless of Communist affiliation and regardless of whether or not items could be used for war. 5. Extension of long-term loans to Russia and Soviet satellites. 6. Provide American aid to all nations regardless of Communist domination. 7. Grant recognition of Red China. Admission of Red China to the U.N. 8. Set up East and West Germany as separate states in spite of Khrushchev's promise in 1955 to settle the German question by free elections under supervision of the U.N. 9. Prolong the conferences to ban atomic tests because the United States has agreed to suspend tests as long as negotiations are in progress. 10. Allow all Soviet satellites individual representation in the U.N. 11. Promote the U.N. as the only hope for mankind. If its charter is rewritten, demand that it be set up as a one-world government with its own independent armed forces. (Some Communist leaders believe the world can be taken over as easily by the U.N. as by Moscow. Sometimes these two centers compete with each other as they are now doing in the Congo.) 12. Resist any attempt to outlaw the Communist Party. 13. Do away with all loyalty oaths. 14. Continue giving Russia access to the U.S. Patent Office. 15. Capture one or both of the political parties in the United States. [The DemonRATZ and the RINOZ!!] 16. Use technical decisions of the courts to weaken basic American institutions by claiming their activities violate civil rights. 17. Get control of the schools. Use them as transmission belts for socialism and current Communist propaganda. Soften the curriculum. Get control of teachers' associations. Put the party line in textbooks. 18. Gain control of all student newspapers. 19. Use student riots to foment public protests against programs or organizations which are under Communist attack. 20. Infiltrate the press. Get control of book-review assignments, editorial writing, policymaking positions. 21. Gain control of key positions in radio, TV, and motion pictures. 22. Continue discrediting American culture by degrading all forms of artistic expression. An American Communist cell was told to "eliminate all good sculpture from parks and buildings, substitute shapeless, awkward and meaningless forms." 23. Control art critics and directors of art museums. "Our plan is to promote ugliness, repulsive, meaningless art." 24. Eliminate all laws governing obscenity by calling them "censorship" and a violation of free speech and free press. 25. Break down cultural standards of morality by promoting pornography and obscenity in books, magazines, motion pictures, radio, and TV. 26. Present homosexuality, degeneracy and promiscuity as "normal, natural, healthy." 27. Infiltrate the churches and replace revealed religion with "social" religion. Discredit the Bible and emphasize the need for intellectual maturity which does not need a "religious crutch." 28. Eliminate prayer or any phase of religious expression in the schools on the ground that it violates the principle of "separation of church and state." 29. Discredit the American Constitution by calling it inadequate, old- fashioned, out of step with modern needs, a hindrance to cooperation between nations on a worldwide basis. 30. Discredit the American Founding Fathers. Present them as selfish aristocrats who had no concern for the "common man." 31. Belittle all forms of American culture and discourage the teaching of American history on the ground that it was only a minor part of the "big picture." Give more emphasis to Russian history since the Communists took over. 32. Support any socialist movement to give centralized control over any part of the culture--education, social agencies, welfare programs, mental health clinics, etc. 33. Eliminate all laws or procedures which interfere with the operation of the Communist apparatus. 34. Eliminate the House Committee on Un-American Activities.
FWIW...perhaps America needs to RE-ESTABLISH the House Committee on Un- American Activities!!
35. Discredit and eventually dismantle the FBI. 36. Infiltrate and gain control of more unions. 37. Infiltrate and gain control of big business. 38. Transfer some of the powers of arrest from the police to social agencies. Treat all behavioral problems as psychiatric disorders which no one but psychiatrists can understand [or treat]. 39. Dominate the psychiatric profession and use mental health laws as a means of gaining coercive control over those who oppose Communist goals. 40. Discredit the family as an institution. Encourage promiscuity and easy divorce. 41. Emphasize the need to raise children away from the negative influence of parents. Attribute prejudices, mental blocks and retarding of children to suppressive influence of parents. 42. Create the impression that violence and insurrection are legitimate aspects of the American tradition; that students and special-interest groups should rise up and use ["]united force["] to solve economic, political or social problems. 43. Overthrow all colonial governments before native populations are ready for self-government. 44. Internationalize the Panama Canal. 45. Repeal the Connally reservation so the United States cannot prevent the World Court from seizing jurisdiction [over domestic problems. Give the World Court jurisdiction] over nations and individuals alike."
The Commie DemonRATS have accomplished much of their Agenda but America is striking back with a vengenace now...that's why the RATZ and the FrenchSurrenderists and the NaziKrauts are worried...MUD
343 posted on 02/15/2003 9:43 AM EST by Mudboy Slim (Git the US Outta the UN...and Git the UN Outta the US!!!)
407 posted on 4/15/2003, 2:57:40 PM by Mudboy Slim (Let America PROPOSE a NEW League of Nations...The League of FReeNations!!)
Regards...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Come Together!!" (To be sung to the Beatles' "Come Together")
Here comes the RightWing...We been buildin' up slowly... We got Donald leadin'...got our troops a'rollin'!! We got Rush on the Eee-eye-bee... Mudboy Slim ain't jokin', Right's got RATZ on their knees!!
Left fears the Righteous...Libs got whupped at the polls!! RATZ LOOOVE JoeBiden...RATZ kill unborn children!! Left's all naive fools...braindead freaks. One thing Right must teach Dems is folks gotzta be FRee!! Come Together, Right NOW...'GAINST DeeCee!!
DemRATZ're destructin'...Libs love Eeeee-vil Tyrants!! RATZ got ZERO morals...DemRATZ spine's a crackin'!! RATZ got FReeped down becuz Right's FRee!! Fight the A.N.S.W.E.R. Commies 'cuz we loathe Tyranny!! Come together, Right NOW...help US FReep!!
Right!! Yo...
Keep rollin', Trumpsterz...we got Marxists runnin'!! Next, git TraitorBrandon and RATZ bozo Clinton!! RATZ say, "One and one and one is three!!" RATZ know JOEZ a Goof-Ball...facing Jail, RATZ Shall SQUEEEAL!! Come together, Right NOW!! LET'S IMPEACH!!
Oh... Come together...yeah!! Come together...yeah!! Come together...yeah!! Come together...yeah!! Come together...yeah!! Come together...yea-eah-eahh!! Come together...yea-eah-eahh!! Come together...yeah!!
Mudboy Slim
BTW...Never Fergit...MUD
1 posted on 9/11/2003, 12:03:46 AM by Mudboy Slim
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"