Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:352019 Comments:4422
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
"Slime!!" (To be sung to the Five Man Electrical Band's "Signs")
Guv'ment said, "Right-wing, Christian people need not apply." So I buried my views down deep in my heart, and I went in to ask Bill, "Why?" He said, "You look like a fine Left-leanin' young man, I think you'll do!" So I called out to Slick, sang, "It'd make me sick, PUNK, me workin' for you!"...Woah!! Slime, slime, ALL DemRATZ are slime, Obstructin' inquiries, trashin' what's Right! Do this, don't do that...Lib'rals blow my mind!!
And Carville said, "Anybody caught dissentin' best be ready to FIGHT!" So I jumped on the stage and I yelled at the louse, "James, what gives you the right... To put up a Wall to keep the Truth out, or to keep this Vile Prez'dent in? If Reagan was well, he'd tell ya to your face, 'Boy, you're some kind of sinner!'" Slime, slime, ev'rywhere there's slime, Attackin' good Americans for doin' what's Right! What's this, DemocRATZ, don't EWE feel contrite?!
Well, hey Whorealdo, can't you read? How much did the White House pay EWE off to deceive? We can't bear to watch, NO! Damn the Elites...keep their Power preyin' on our fears! "TIME" says, "You gotta have a Socialist Card to report their lies...Unhh!
But the Right says, "Ev'rybody's welcome to come in, kneel down and pray... But since the Left's Bias corrupts it all, our views don't get any airplay. So I got me a pen and a paper, and I made up my own little songs... I said, "Thank you, Lord, for thinkin' 'bout me...I'm alive and Rightin' Wrongs..." Wooo!! It's high time Right showed a li'l spine... Insist on Re-Impeachment, raze this Wall of Slime... Do this, and you'll find that...Ol' Slick'll RESIGN!! Slime, slime...In Prison, Slick Shall Die!! Slime...slime, slime...
Mudboy Slim
"Insist on Re-Impeachment, Raze RATZ Wall of Slime..."
MUD
1 Posted on 07/07/1999 20:11:21 PDT by Mudboy Slim (hang'em@high)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#812. To: DiscoDave, holdonnow, Jeff Head, Dukie, Tinman, poet, Landru, M. Thatcher, BADJOE, backhoe (#810)
"Lib'rals!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Some Girls")
Lib'rals steal yer money... Lib'rals sell their souls!! Lib'rals just crave Power... O'er lives that ain't their own!! Lib'rals love their "Programs"... Lib'rals ride yer backs... Lib'rals, we give all our bread to... We won't ever git it back!!
Lib'rals they loathe Liberty... DemRATZ just Love POWER... Lib'rals hide behind children... Each time they beg fer MORE!!
(little guitar jam)
So give'em all yer money... Do Just What Yer Told!! Ya take more'n half of what I own... But it's me who's doin' the Chores!!
BigGuv'ment takes yer money... Lib'rals Corrupt Yer Souls!! Lib'rals tax the shirt off yer back... And tell ya "You a selfish louse!!"
Lib'rals, they love JessieJay... Sharpton, they're UncleToms!! American Left wants everything in the World... RATZ're all TAKE and Never GIVE!!
Media Whore'd...They're ALL Wussies... I can't stand 'em on TeeVee no mo'!! Sometimes I venture over to CNN fer just a look... But I end up barfin' in the stall!!
WhiteRATZ...they're pretty funny... They think that 'Life's Soooo Sad!!' Black Libs...they just wanna blame the damned Right!! Self-reliance, they can't Stand!! Chi-Com Spies are so subtle... Got TraitorJOE on his knees!! But the Right knows 'bout what Left's cookin'... RATZ're all Enemies of the FREE!! Give Libs all yer money... Give Libs all yer Gold!! Buy me a house outside the City... I'll educate MY kids in MY Home!! Yeah...gonna help Defeat RATZ drones...
Lib'rals act sooo pure... Lib'rals Are Corrupt!! Lib'rals kill their children... Aborting kids is what DemRATZ LOOOVE!! Give RATZ half YER money... Give RATZ half YER cars... Give RATZ half of everything... TraitorJOE is the Chi-Comz WHORE!! Give RATZ all YER money... Give RATZ all YER Gold...
FReegards...MUD
90 posted on 9/14/2002, 2:53:15 AM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Folks, Let's ROLLL!!" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Rock and Roll")
It's been a long time since Right rock an' rolled. It's been a long time since Right Won the War!! Ooh, help US get it back, help US get it back, help US get it back, Mmmm-Patriots, let's whup Left's SCUM!!
It's been a long time, gotta show some spine, been too long... Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time!! Yes it has...
It's been a long time since Right whupped Left's SCUM!! Right must reverse the Fears of RATZ Blight, that ain't "LOVE"!! FReepers, Let's Act!! FReepers Must Act!! FReepers ATTACK!! Mmmm-Nation, it needs Right's help!! Whoah~ooh~oh ~whoah~ooh~ooh~hohh.
OUR Country's been SLIMED...RATZ Commit CRIMES...Left is WRONG... Boldly, boldly, boldly...Folks, IT'S JUSTICE TIME!!
Ahhh-ahh~ahh ahh~ahh...
Hohhh, it seems so long since Truth beamed in the sunlight, RATmedia cowers 'cuz Left KNOWS RATZ ain't Right!! Hahh-yeah! Holster your arms, holster your arms, holster your arms, Mm- Nation, let yer VOTE help landslidin'. Let it!
OUR Country's been SLIMED...RATZ Commit CRIMES...Left is WRONG... Boldly, boldly, boldly...Folks, IT'S JUSTICE TIME!!
Yeah~hey. Yeah~ay~ay. Yeah hey. Yeah hey.
Ooh-yeah, ooh~ooh-yeah. Ooh-yeah, ooh~ooh-yeah.
OUR Country's been SLIMED...RATZ Commit CRIMES...Left is WRONG... Boldly, boldly, boldly...Folks, IT'S JUSTICE TIME!!
FReegards...MUD
1 posted on 10/16/2002, 11:50:03 PM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#817. To: EdZep, Cyber-Band, Paul Cruce, Sultan88, dead, Landru, jla, HappyGal, yankhater (#815)
"DeeCee FReeper Bop!!" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Misty Mountain Hop")
Singin' like a lark just the other day, patriots, Whattaya, whattaya think I saw?!! Crowds of Sheeple sittin' smokin' grass with greasy, smelly hair said... "Mudboy, won'tcha join our Cause?!!"
Left don't know how it is... RATZ really don't know what slime Slick is, Lib'ral Whore'd!! So I asked 'em if Left could shed Slick's bile!!
I didn't notice but it had got very dark and MUD was really, Really into RATZ minds... Just then Dem RINObots stepped up to me asked US, said, "Please, hey would we care...to all move along?" "Move along?!!"
FReepers know... We ask y'all to stay and FReep and have some fun, Right's on a ROLL!! You know that yer FRiends will all drop by. Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh.
DemocRATZ, take a good look at yourself... EWE can't like what you see. DemMarxists, RINOZ'n'RATZ, do ya like it?!! There you sit, sittin' scair't like a wart on a hog, trustin', Ahhh...not tryin' to fight it!!!
Left really don't care that we're comin', Hoh-hoh-hoah. We know that it's only they're weak of spine. Oh, oh, oh. Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh.
If you come down to the FReep today, Lurkers, you'd better... You'd better open your eyes!!! Whoah~ooh~oh yeah. Folks down here really do care, really do care, Right cares, really do... Which, which way Truth 'n' Justice li__es.
So I've decided what I'm gonna do now. So I'm packin' my bags to join the DeeCee FReepers... Where the Patriots go now. Up to Capitol Hill where good spirits fl__y.
Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh. Help Dubyuh...Let's Roll!! Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh hooh~ooh~ooh. The Sheeple Shall Know!!
Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh. Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh. Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh hooh~ooh~ooh. The Sheeple Shall Know!!
Work in progress...MUD
132 posted on 10/21/2002, 3:02:09 PM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Pennsylvania Ave.!!" (To be sung to Heart's "Cherry Blossom Road")
Hildabeast has come and gone... Right sees November comin' on!! DemRAT Marxists SHALL not win... Lord, I want though, ANWR drillin' soon begin. Screw the Media and LeftWing RATZ...Fight fer Pennsylvania Ave.!!
Folks, Left's Effete...but Right is Good!! We'll SLASH Big Guv'ment 'cuz we should!! Right scoffs at LeftWing Media fears... Liars tell us, "When you need it, BigBrother'll be there!!" Don't give yer future to DemRATZ... Fight fer Pennsylvania Ave...ooooh, yea!!
Good folks, let's WIN!! Just reject the RAT-whore'd!! Forsake RATZ spin!! Yeah... Just walk away from Lib'rals. (Rock with me!!) Just walk away from Marxists. (Rock with me!!) Walk away. (Rock with me!!) Walk away. (Rock with me!!) Walk away. (Rock with me!!) Walk away. (Rock with MUD!!) Oooh, yeah...
(music stops)
Now, in my Richmond City home... We ain't slaves like DemRAT drones!! Right knows Reaganism lives today. And I know that "We Shall Drill, Reject RATZ Hate!!" Let's change THIS, 'cuz Right rejects RATZ... Fight fer Pennsylvania Ave.!! Oh Ya!
GO VOTE!! We'll win!! Folks, forsake the RAT-whore'd!! Reject Left's spin, just walk away from Lib'rals (rock with me). Walk away, RINOZ, (rock with me), Walk away, (rock with MUD)....
Mudboy Slim (11 May 2008)
BTW...14 years, O.N.E.** day ago...lol!!
BTW2...**Operation Noble Eagle!!
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"New Bridge to FReedom!!" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Stairway To Heaven")
(TheBigMan on twelve-string...MUD on flute...)
RATZ're a Party who's sure... All Left's Minions Are Dolts... They're defilin' Right's New Bridge to FReedom. When folks first hear, they know... Media WHORE'd is RATZ HO!! HollyWeirdSlick will git what he raped for. Ooh~ooh~ooh Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh. And RATZ're lyin' 'bout Joe Biden's Treason. There are signs Left Shall Fall!! 'Cuz Truth haunts Left fer sure... And you know Marxists' words have no meaning. In a cave, reading books, There's a Patriot who sings... "Lib'rals, all of RATZ Schems are PURE TREASON!!"
Oooh...it makes me wonder. Ooooh...don't it make YOU wonder?!
There's a feelin' I get... When I look at the Left... And my spirit starts crying "They're dimwits!!" Yes, MUDZ thoughts Right Shall Sing... Rings of smoke from MUDZ cave... Heed the voices of those who HEAR Limbaugh!!
Oooh...Rush makes me wonder. Oooh...don't Rush make Left shudder?!
Next, MUD whispered that soon... "If Right all sings in tune... Next, TheDonald shall lead us with Reason!!" And a new day will dawn... For those who stand strong... And our children will burst out in laughter!! (Does Anybody Remember Laughter?!)
If there's a question in your head, folks, Must GET Informed now... Left's just attractive to RATZ Lazy!! Yes, there are two paths you can go by, And, my Lib'ral FRiends, Folks, there's still time to change the road you're on!!
Folks, it makes me wonder. Ahhh~ah-oh~hoh.
The Left is drownin' and RATZ don't know... Just where Ol' JOEZ goin'!! DeSantis's callin' you to join him!! Sweet ladies, can you hear Left's Lies Flow?! And did you know... Yer FReedom lies with the RighteousRightWi~hahh~ah-ohh?
And as we Fight DemLib'ral HO's... Dutch Reagan's larger than Left knows. There walks a Nation Strong and Bold... Who knows what's Right...WE want to show... How America's future is GOLD... And if you listen very hard... MUDZ tunes will come to you at last. When all are O.N.E. and Guv'ment's small-yeah... 'Cuz Syntaurz Rock and Right Shall Ro__ll!!
And Right's Building a New Bridge to FReedom!!
Mudboy Slim
1 posted on 11/15/2002, 4:06:27 PM by Mudboy Slim
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#823. To: conservativemusician, BigMan, DiscoDave (#821)
"Tyranny!!" (To be sung to Pearl Jam's "Jeremy")
At home, whackin' willard o'er vanities...Ol' Slick's new "job." Yellow-bellied SCUM!! Bill Loathes the Military. (That's ME!!) Children slayed by tools of Butch Reno!! Medyuh didn't give attention...ohhh, to the fact that Bubba didn't care!! King Osama bil Clinton RULED Left's Whore'd!!
Tyranny Woke and RATZ Shall Pay!! McAuliffe Broke Laws...Indict Today!!!
Clearly, Slick remembers...sickenin' Mudboy. Seems that intern sure could suck... Oooh...but RATZ Unleashed a Lion!!! JimRob FReeped and Limbaugh's Legions Craved Justice!! How could we "forget?"!! 'Cuz Slick's hit US with his evil best!! My jaw ain't hurting, Slick's wide open... Just like the day...like the day we learn'd... Daddies shouldn't give affection (NO!!) to interns the same age as Chelsea-dear. Queen HildaBeast the Wicked rules Slick's World.
#825. To: KLT, Landru, conservativemusician, M. Thatcher, holdonnow (#823)
"Whuppin' Post!!" (To be sung to Allman Brothers' Band's "Whippin' Post")
Right's been run down, and Right's been lied 'bout... And I don't know why Right let DemMediaMarxists make US their fools!! Left takes all OUR money...to pay DemRATWhore'ds!! Now RATZ're with JoeBidenz Chi-Com Buddies... Treasonin' with OsamaBill!!
CHORUS: Sometimes I feel...next, Right Shall FReep!! Folks, Rights been tied to the whuppin' post!! FRied by DemLib'ralDOLTS!! Lied to by RATZ Media Whore'd!! Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's Traitors!!
(Some very kewl guitar jammin')
My FRiends tell me...that Justice'll Evade DemRATZ... That Right's gotta stand by and take it, Nation, 'cuz the Sheeple're Fools!! Forget all OUR tomorrows...and accept all JoeBidenz SCUM!! But nothin'll ever change, RAT Slime'll win the day... If Right Don't Fight On!!!
CHORUS First, Right Shall FReep...next, RATZ Shall Squeeeal!! Folks, Right's been tied to the whuppin' post!! FRied by DemLib'ralDOLTS!! Lied to by RATZ Media HO's!! Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's TRAITORS!!
(Mo' betta guitar jammin')
Ahh...ohhh...Fer Justice I FReep...Folks, Help US FReep!! Yes, Right's been tied to the whuppin' post!! FRied by DemLib'ralDOLTS!! Lied to by RATZ MediaHO's!! Good Lord, Right Must Fight RATZ TRAITORS!!
Mudboy Slim
101 posted on 11/20/2002, 3:24:31 PM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Sometimes, I feel Left's Fear of... RATZ Implosion...Then I Cheer!! And I can't help but ask myself WHY Schmucks... Would let Left's Fear make their lives soooo queer?!!!
Reject the Medyuh Whore'd!! DemRATZ seemed to have a Faint, Shallow Mass Appeal!! But lately I am beginning to find that I... Should be the one making Left squeeeal!!
Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there... With well-stocked arms and lidless eyes, yeah!! Whatever Dem Marxists sing, I'll be there... RATZ, BEWARE!!!
Oh yes I...decide to decline my... Chance to Believe the Left's Jive!! Yes, I'll choose FReedom over whine... And Fight Left's Whore'd and Drive!! Oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhhh!!
Right Must Defeat Left's Whore'd!! Justice seems to be the way... That Tyranny can be brought down!! Folks, lately I'm beginning to find that... When we Fight 2 Win...Lord's Light Joins OURS!!
Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there... With well-stocked arms and lidless eyes, yeah!! Whatever Progressivez bring, I'll be there... RATZ, BEWARE!!!
Shouldn't YOU choose more FReedom and less whine?! LET'S IMPEACH RATZ Crimes!!
Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there... With well-stocked arms and lidless eyes, yeah!! Whatever Dem Marxists bring, I'll be there... RATZ, BEWARE!!!
"I just have to meet the gal that said "I do" to you!"
We can't tell her yer coming then, 'cuz she KNOWS all you FReepers are Trailer-Park Trash who are gonna steal the MudCave as soon as we leave fer work the next day...LOL!!! No, the Missuz has met one FReeper other than me in her life...and it scair't the dickens outta her!!
Here's my version of the story...but both Dirty Harry and the Missuz might add a little spin to it!!
Me and the Missuz rented out a cabin one summer out at Hungry Mother State Park in Marion, Virginia and I'd been telling some of my Southwest Virginia FRiends that we needed to get together sometime when I got out to their neck of the woods. Well, Dirty Harry knew my name, and I told him we were heading out to a cabin in Hungry Mother and that he should page me and we'd get together for lunch or something. Somehow our wires get crossed and he comes a day earlier than I'm expecting and both he and my family are sitting out on the Beach all day but neither of us has any clue what the other looks like...LOL!! Anyway, we go back to the cabin only to find out we're outta toilet paper so while Renee and the kids are showering up, I book on over to the MainOffice to get ourselves some TP. While I'm gone, Dirty Harry pulls up to our cabin on his Harley!!! And this is where it gets a little hazy...the Missuz claims that Harry's wearing nuthin' but a red,white&blue speedo when he hops off that hog and askes "Is Mudboy Slim here?!"
The Missuz 'bout had a heart attack gettin' the young'uns back into the cabin, safe from this apparent MADMAN!! Luckily, I show up a coupla minutes later and meet DirtyHarry, one of the most genuinely nice dudes you'd ever wanna meet--and a Nebraska Cornhusker to boot- -and he was wearin' cut-off jeans over whatever bathing suit he was wearing underneath, and I didn't ask to see them as the RW&B Speed-O story wasn't relayed to me until after DH leaves...LOL!!
So, jla, you'll be only the third FReeper my wife has ever met, and she sincerely believes the first two are raving lunatics...so please behave!!
FReegards...MUD
113 posted on 12/18/2002, 1:37:17 AM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Limbaugh Lowered the Boom!!" (To be bellowed to the IrishFolkSong, "Clancy Lowered the Boom!!")
Yes, Mudboy was a peaceful man... As he stalked the Lib'ral Scene. The cops arrested the Peace-niks... After Mudboy whupped Dem Greens!! He never looked for trouble... That's a fact you can assume. But never-the-less when Marxists would bi+c#... Mudboy lowered the boom!!
Chorus: Oh, that Limbaugh...Oh that Mudboy... Whenever RATZ got Slim's Irish up, Mudboy bellowed a tune!!
Slick Willie is a gutless man, Lib'rals thought Bill was tough, He strutted 'round the HarlemHood... A-shootin' off his pud!! Slick picked a fight with Mudboy, Then and there Slick sealed RATZ Doom... Before Left could shout "Slick Willie, look out!!" Mudboy lowered the boom!!
Chorus: All Hail JimRob...Go El Rushbo!! Whenever RATZ got Right's Irish up, Limbaugh lowered the boom!!
"PUNK" McAuliffe wuz Prez'dent of Vice... A Treasonous Chi-Com RAT!! PUNK sold out OUR Country and SMILED... An EVIL PlutocRAT!! One day, We'll CATCH Terrie... JUSTICE'll have T-MAX carcass entombed!! Before RATZ could say Left's LIES each day, JUSTICE lowered the boom!!
Chorus: YO, RATZ, Fear TRUTH...Fear MUDZ Justice!! Whenever RATZ got Slim's Irish up, Mudboy lowered the boom!
BWAHAHAHAHA...MUD
128 posted on 12/18/2002, 2:19:31 PM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"FReedom!!" (To be sung to PokerFace's "FReedom"...written by Paul Topete)
FREEEEEEDOM!!! Ain't just a word fer me... It means everything!! I shout, "Vive Libertad!!" Open yer eyes...Big Brother's no dream!! Kick Left OUT!!! GIVE THEM...NOTHIN' BUT $#!+!!! Why won't you see...what they're doin' to me?! They'll soon be doin' to you!! You won't believe...that they're comin' fer me... Left is gonna be comin' fer you-ou-ou!! Yeaaaaahhhhhhh...
Float on by...down this River of Life... You live yer Life...like yer Dead in it!! Don't burn that flag...right in front of me... Unless EWE WANT ME...to KICK YER A$$!!
Why won't you see...what they're doin' to me?! They'll soon be doin' to you!! You won't believe...that they're comin' fer me... Left is gonna be comin' fer you-ou-ou!! Yeaaaaahhhhhhh...
FReedom...not just words to me... It means everything...I just love my Liberties!!! Don't bust Ol' MUD...just fer smokin' his Joe... Let MUD live...LET FREEDOM REIGN!!!
Why won't you see...what they're doin' to me?! They'll soon be doin' to you!! You won't believe...that they're comin' fer me... RATZ are gonna be comin' fer you-ou-ou!! Yeaaaaahhhhhhh...
Hey Paul...Great song, mi amigo...MUD
161 posted on 09/24/2001 3:40 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim (Israelis DID NOT Bomb the WTC!!!)
"Could not find anybody named 'pokerkid'"
Hmmmmmmm...MUD
99 posted on 2/24/2003, 4:39:53 AM by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., BONO..."We SHALL RE-Impeach, CONVICT and Imprison Slick!!" )
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#837. To: jla, Taxman, FBD, Landru, Sultan88, leadpenny, trueblackman, holdonnow, M. Thatcher (#834)
"Right is Gonna Swarm!!" (To be sung to the Doors' "Riders on the Storm")
Riders on the Storm...Right-Wing's gotta Swarm... Trash the White House with scorn...DemRATZ has been forewarned... Joe's a dawg without a soul, that Traitor'll be dethroned... Right is gonna Swarm...
Slick's "The Killer of Waco"...Jan Reno's nuthin' but his 'HO'... Heed not what the Med'yuh say...Truth'll win the day! If we let this Tyrant slide, our Freedom it will die... Will ya help me, folks?!...yeaaahhhh...
(Kewl Guitar/Synthesizer Jammin')
Folks, we gotta fight TheSwamp...folks, we gotta take RATZ down... Heed our Righteous Band...make Left understand... The World on you depends...fer RATZ to meet their end... Gotta fight BIDEN...yeaaahhhh...
(Keyboard/Guitar Jammin')
Right is gonna Swarm...Marxists should be forewarned... It's OUR White House JOEZ scorned...in Jail, RATZ shall be thrown... Left LOVES Satan and RAT-HOs, Dem Lib'rals sold their souls... Right is gonna swarm...
Right-Wing's gonna swarm...Righteous gonna swarm... MUDZ views will be the norm...Sheeple'll know RATZ harm...
FReegards...MUD
105 posted on 2/24/2003, 5:16:36 AM by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., RAT-bastards..."We SHALL RE-Impeach, CONVICT and Imprison Slick!!")
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"If I Were the President..." (To be sung to the Four Tops' "If I were a Carpenter")
If I were the President...and you hurt my Nation... Would you label me IGNORANT?! Why'd you label Bush IGNORANT?!!** Won't you bite me, Medyuh?!! If I'd SLAUGHTERED Waco's kids...would you still love me? Ohhhh...considerin' the necks I'd break...don't reckon you'd like me much...
[To Slick Willie hisself] SHAME on you fer Kosovo...SHAME on you fer Waco!! Boy, now yer dealin' with Justice Time...MUD'll haunt all yer tomorrows!! If I sang across this Land...could ya still IGNORE ME?! I'm tellin' ya, Willie, "RUSH IS GOOD!!" I'd love you to LOATHE ME!!!
If I wuz a Builder...could Left's thugs find me?! We'll overthrow Vile DemocRATZ...SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!! If I were the Governor...and you were a lady... Well, now...would ya deny me, silly wench?! Won'tcha ICE THAT DOWN, BABY!?!
If I were the President, and you were my Jewel... Now, would ya Kiss My Flame? (Would you, Fragile Flame?)** Won'tcha love me, lady?!
OuterBanksMUDrevisited...9/18/01
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Recently I have noticed a cooling of fervor among the media and talking heads on television. They are criticizing our presidents handling of the war and act as if we had already lost. It makes me want to throw up when I hear some self proclaimed intellectual or expert who barely has enough practical sense to tie his shoes criticizing people like Donald Rumfeld and Colin Powell who have been there and done that. These puffed up chowder heads know as much about fighting a war as a hog knows about an airplane. Yet they sit back in their lofty ivory towers and remind us every time a civilian gets killed in Afghanistan what a terrible thing were doing to their country. Wake up you detestable gas bags, if this war goes on for ten years well never kill as many Afghans as the Taliban has. We will be doing the Afghan people a tremendous favor getting rid of these self righteous thugs who beat women with sticks and execute anyone who doesnt believe the same way they do. How dare you bunch of overeducated cabbage heads try to make the citizens of this country think that were losing the war in Afghanistan. Weve barely gottn started and if we were the same kind of people that you idiots are, the war would have been over the first couple of days because we would have dropped a couple of neutron bombs and come back home. But thats not the kind of people we are. We are humane and caring and take every precaution we can to keep from hurting innocent people. Its just a sad fact that there will always be innocent people hurt and killed in wars. Its bound to happen but we dont need you self aggrandizing pimple brains to keep on reminding us how deplorable it is. We know already. We know because of the carnage we suffered in New York and Washington on September 11th. When I see one of you draft card burning love and peace flower children spouting off about what we are doing in Afghanistan or criticizing our government for their efforts on the home front Id like to pick you up by the nap of your soft neck and shake you like a bulldog shakes a rat. Dont you people realize what youre doing? Dont you realize that there is nothing short of absolute victory acceptable in this war? Dont you know or care that if we dont finish this we will leave a world to our children and grandchildren a world we dont even want to think about? Can you imagine a six year old kid carrying a gas mask to school? Our government is straining every nerve to protect us and eradicate the menace we face no matter what you think about it. And they dont need a bunch of non combat arm chair generals telling the population that they dont know what theyre doing. They know what theyre doing . I have been from coast to coast since the tragedy of September 11th and I find a totally different attitude among the hard working, tax paying, salt of the earth people of this country. Theyre ready to fight , sacrifice and do whatever else it takes to defeat our enemy. You people are so out of touch with the vast part of the population of this nation. You live in an intellectually incestuous world. You never see anybody except each other and you wouldnt know a sledge hammer from a plowshare much less the people who work with them. That ole boy from Texas aint going to give in to your incessant needling. Hes made of stouter stuff than the last poll propelled draft dodger who disgraced the Oval Office. Every time you doubt that this war is righteous take a look at the file footage of the Trade Towers coming down and think about the children whose mommies and daddies wont be coming home anymore.
What do you think?
God Bless America...Charlie Daniels
Copyright 2001 Charlie Daniels All rights under copyright reserved.
I think that pretty well sums it up.
1 posted on 11/08/2001 10:42 PM EST by Socraticus
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#842. To: FBD, goldilucky, Landru, jla, Flora McDonald, iceskater, AdSimp, Taxman, Beverly Hill (#839)
"Right's 'Bout HONOR!!" (To be sung to Jewel's "Life Uncommon")
Don't worry Gran'ma...we'll be alright... And don't worry brothers, say your prayers and sleep tight!! And it'll be fine, sweet wife of mine...MUD'll be just fine!
Lend your voices only to Songs of FReedom!!! No Longer Bend Right's Strength fer that which We Wish to be FRee FRom!! Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery... And ALL shall learn...the Right's 'bout HONOR!!
We've heard Left's anguish... I've heard RATZ "hearts" whine out!! Right is tired...yes, We're weary, but We're NOT Worn Out!!! Set down your chains...'til only Faith remains... Set down Left's chains!!!
And lend your voices only to Songs of FReedom... No longer lend your Strength to that which you wish to be FRee from... Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery... And We Shall Build...a World of Honor!!
There are plenty of Sheeple who Pray fer Peace... But if praying were enough our dreams wouldda come to be. RATZ Programs Enslave and Numb!! Yet, the Heavens will hush themselves to hear... Our voices ring out clear...with Songs of FReedom... Songs of FReedom!!
Come on, you Lurkin' FReepers...join in and come play!! There is a Good Army coming and we are Armed with Faith... To Live...We SHALL Give...Justice!!
And lend our voices only to Songs of FReedom!! No longer lend our Strength to that which we wish to be FRee from... Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...and Right shall lead... Lend our voices only to Songs of FReedom!! No longer lend our strength to that which we wish to be FRee from... Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery... And Right Shall Prove That Truth's Worth Honorin'!!
FReegards...MUD
52 posted on 11/16/2001 4:15 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Letters to the Editor Richmond Times-Dispatch Box 85333 Richmond, VA 23293 Attn.: Mr. Ross Mackenzie
Re: "What Happened To All The Good Protest Songs?"
Editor, Times-Dispatch:
To quote the Honorable Robert H. Bork, "The [1968 Left-Wing] radicals, expecting stern opposition, were astounded by, and contemptuous of, the universities' rapid surrender. They learned that ours is a soft culture with a bad conscience; MORAL INTIMIDATION WORKS! (emphasis mine)" The Radical Left/Liberal Movement has arrogantly, yet disingenuously, assumed the mantle of moral superiority, and good patriotic Americans have been meekly kowtowing to their paternalistic demands for the last 35 years!
Historians will validate that the 1992 Presidential Election will prove to be the Left's most glorious triumph, as an unabashedly sexually- deviant, draft-dodging, morally-repugnant, pot-smoking fiend assumed the most powerful political office on earth. However, Bill Clinton and his Vile Administration, so utterly lacking in basic character and moral underpinnings, will prove to be the Left's Waterloo, as Slick Willie dramatically exposes the hypocrisy of the Liberal Lie to ever-increasing numbers of American voters. The Democrats have already lost both Houses of Congress and over a dozen Statehouses, long-time Democrats have abandoned the Party in droves, and Conservatives/Libertarians have been emboldened to act with a passion reminiscent of Liberals from a bygone era. All we are missing now are a few good old-fashioned Right-Wing protest songs...
Thank you, Slick Willie! Lib'ral DemocRATZ, bending over backwards in defense of your corrupt Presidency, have abandoned all claims on moral superiority, exposing the Effete Elite as the self-serving PowerMongers they have been all along! And the best is yet to come...for those Democrats who hold too long to the Clinton line, we will witness historic Republican gains come November 00. Then, we get to go after Ol' Billzabubba with Impeachment II!! With all due respect, Mr. President, you're soon to be yesterday's news!!
Quite Sincerely,
Mudboy Slim
FReep On, my righteous brothers and sisters...MUD
1 Posted on 08/19/1999 13:25:58 PDT by Mudboy Slim
Too much fun...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Friends of Slick Willie" (To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Friend of the Devil")
We abhor Butch Reno...and we'll take Slick Willie down. Honor 'tis to FReep fer Right till Big Guv'ment's not around. Ya think I'm funnin' as I make my rhymes... But friends of Slick Willie ain't no FRiends of mine!! Leftist HO's defend Slick's Blight... TREASON's why we FReep tonigh-ight!!
Clinton is Pure Evil, knaves...Slick snowed Dem-Medyuh shills!! Cowed the Right from action...let's be Brave and DETHRONE Bill!! Future's Sunny, but we'll first smite Slime... No friend of Bill Clinton is a FRiend of mine!! Leftists know Clinton's not Right...
Justice's why we FReep...tonigh-ight!!
I drove on up to DeeCee...brain-dead Lib'rals fought me there. Took my hard-earned dollar bill but we vanquished their PUNK, Terrie. Think I'm funnin' but MUD knows what's Right... DemFriends of Bill Clinton shall be Doin' Time!! I set goals...ain't 'fraid ta Fight... Justice's why I FReep tonigh-ight!!!
Got two reasons why I stay awake each lonely night. The first one's named Sweet Liberty and she's my heart's delight. Second one is Justice, Willie, Ol' Mudboy's on yer tail!! And when MUD catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!
Gotta wife and children, Slick, but yer thugs shan't cow me!!! Broaddrick says Slick raped her, Tom, but Brokaw said, "BITE ME!!!" Lib'rals' Love Him, but I think Slick's SLIME!! No friend of Slick Willie shall be FRiends o' mine. I set goals, ain't 'fraid ta fight...Justice's why MUD FReeps tonight!!!
(BigMan on guitar, Fireman John on mandolin...justa cookin'!!)
Got two reasons why I FReep away each doggone night. The first one's named Sweet Liberty, by God, I know I'm Right!! Second one is Justice, Terrie, MUD knows yer Sordid Tale... And when Truth catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!
Gotta wife and children, Bill, and you got Hillary... Chelsea knows she's not yer child, Webb Hubbell's genes flow free. Think I'm funnin' but Slick's arse is mine!! No friend of Bill Clinton, boy, Justice Be Thine!! Bill can roam...but Slick can't hide!! Justice makes MUD FReep fer Righ-ight!!
Mudboy Slim
BTW...I know where Terrie "ThePUNK" McAuliffe lives... We must FReep him repeatedly this Spring, Summer, and Fall!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Gonna be a Good Nine Months....MUD
BTW...Lib'ralism's DEAD!! And William JeffersonBlythe Clinton's Legacy Shall Be The De-Legitimization of the DemocRATic Party!!
Nine Months to the Mid-Term Elections...Let's Not Waste a Single Day!!
So Sayeth the Word of...MUD
1 posted on 02/10/2002 2:06 AM EST by Mudboy Slim (Justice@in't.negotiable!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Coward of the Country" (To be sung to Kenny Rogers' "Coward of the County")
Ev'ryone considered Slick the Coward of the Country. He'd never stood one single time to prove them FReepers wrong. His mama named him Billie, most folks just called Slick "Yella!!" But something always told me they were reading Billie wrong.
Slick was only ten years old when his daddy whupped his mama. Bill looked on laughin' 'cause he hated all women. I still recall the final words Slick's mama said to Mudboy: "MUD, my life is over, but yers shall smite my son!!
"Promise me, MUD, not to do the things Bill's done. Fend away all trouble, if you can. It won't mean you're meek if you turn the other cheek. I hope you're old enough to understand: Slim, Slick YOU'll have to fight to be The Man."
This Country's for ev'ryone...and Mudboy loves this Country. When we're armed, we shouldn't have to prove who's more the man. One day while MUD was workin'...that Clinton boy KILLED CHILDREN!! Slick took turns at ladies....There was Scores of THEM!!!
Mudboy opened up his eyes and saw his Country reelin'. The spunked dress, the Clinton spooks were more than he could stand. He reached above the fireplace and took down grand-daddy's picture. As his tears fell on grandpappy's face, MUD heard these words again:
"Promise me, MUD, not to do the things I've done. Counteract Left's trouble when you can. Folks don't pay fer "MEEK"...Make Dem Marxists Turn THEIR Cheeks!! I hope you're old enough to take a stand... MUD, you best learn to fight if yer a man."
The SlickButtBoys just laughed at MUD when he walked into the barroom. Whorealdo got up and met Slim halfway 'cross the floor. When Mudboy turned around they said, "Hey look! Ol' Mudboy's FReepin'." But you coulda heard a pin drop when Mudboy stopped and whupped DemWhores!!!
Forty years of Stalin was bottled up inside'im. We wasn't holdin' nothin' back; we had ourselves a ball. When Mudboy left the barroom not a Clinton 'Ho was standin'. MUD said, "This one's fer [Linda/Chandra/Waco/Allah/Mena/Foster/Ron Brown/Chelsea/Algore/JimRob/Limbaugh/Ronnie]," as he watched each Lib'ral fall. And I heard him say,
"I promised you, Dad, not to do the things you done. I walk away from trouble when I can. Now please don't think I'm weak, I didn't turn the other cheek, Good Patriots, I sure hope you understand: Hell, Yeah!! I'm gonna fight 'cuz I'm a man!!"
Ev'ryone considered Slick the Coward of the Country.
FReegards...MUD
160 posted on 3/5/2003, 11:48:51 PM by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."KorruptKlintonKlan DemocRATZ LOVE Terrorists!!")
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"