Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:326920 Comments:4337
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
"Lib'rals Love to HATE!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Simple Twist of Fate")
The RATZ they gather in the Park... To march against "Dubyuh's War"... RAT-Mediaz spin keeps missing the mark... FReep them with yer VOTES!! Give Left hell 'til they're gone... RATZ wish that they weren't freaks... Left's washed up...folks, why must Lib'rals HATE?!
Our Father knows, sosh'lists are banal... Mudboy's righteous tunes keep givin' RATZ hell... We'll rock the world 'cuz freedom's swell... Liberty is burnin' bright!! RATZ fear the dreams of the Right... Biden is Left's Traitor... Truth is Lib'rals simply love to HATE!!
A megaphone and our flag displayed... The DeeCee FReepers a ruckus made... 'Cuz we're Right...Left's losers're afraid... We're free, we're acting up!! We fought against Slick Willie's scum... Too bad Senate didn't rate... RATZ forget about that Waco Act of HATE!!
(MUD on harp...)
Folks, wake up...real freedom's rare... Life is good, but it ain't fair. Just tell yerself, "BigGuv'ment Cares!!" Bush is Lib'ral, he ain't Right!! Reagan's Amnesty was vile... Lib'rals, they just cannot relate... Tell me why...why must DemocRATZ HATE?!
Our fabric's rippin'...gate ain't locked... We'll stalk all Dem Lib'rals...Liberty ROCKS!! Sons are gone...still, the Lib'ral Left taunts... RATZ do favors fer Chi-Coms!! Please don't believe the Medyuh spin... Freedom is our fate!! Once more, why must Lib'ral RATbots HATE?!
FReepers tell me, MUD ain't "in"... 'Cuz MAF is mean, while JimRob grins... The nation grieved...we lost the Twins!! Dubyuh's reigned supreme... Amnesty's his dream... But Right is just too great... Fame is but a fickle twist of fate!!
(MUD takin' it home on harmonica...)
Mudboy Slim (6/3/06)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Whether it be for blatant incompetence or pure TREASON, TraitorJoe SHALL BE IMPEACHED in 2023!! And DemRATZ will be joining in to Support Bidenz Removal from the Oval Orifice.
Guaranteed...unless Joe dies via Hillary-cide, of course...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
While FReepin', we're fightin' fer a BetterWorld... Fight RATZ Slime, my FRiends!! 'Cuz we're Right...we'll Fight BigGuv'mentWaste... 'Cuz we don't wanna lose OUR Country to Left's HATE!! FReedom is a hunger...to control our own Fates!! Shun Left's LIES!! DemRATZ we'll Liberate!! Folks, let's ROLL there!! Can't let RATZ escape!! Come on, REJECT FEAR!! Weak SnowFlakes WE AIN'T!! Biden is a LIAR!! 'Tis our Fate...INDICT RATZ Schemes!! DemRATZ're all LIARS!! 'Tis YER Fate...FER Justice FReep!!
Good folks, WE...shall ride the Winds of Change... To help FRee MinionsOfState!! Fer Right(s), we shall FReep!! 'Cuz, my FRiends, we'd sacrifice all that's Right... If WE "MovedOn"...Failed to Impeach RATZ Shame!! The Goal is to Imprison RATZ... Proclaim Slick's Disgrace...fer Bill's Rape!! Folks, let's ROLL there!! Shan't let Slick escape!! Come on, REJECT FEAR!! WEAK SnowFlakes WE AIN'T!! Biden is a LIAR!! 'Tis our Fate...INDICT RATZ Schemes!! DemRATZ're all LIARS!! 'Tis YER Fate...FER Justice FReep!!
So let's ROLL, men...DETHRONE Joe!! C'mon, Let's Go, FRiends...FER Justice We FReep!! MUDZ High...I feel like RIGHT's Alive...been a Very LOOONG Time!! Yes, MUDZ Right!! We're strong enough to Make OUR Dreams... Convict RATZ Slime!!
(The BigMan and CM on duelin' lead guitars)
Said MUDZ High...Right's strong enough to Make OUR Dreams!! Convict RATZ Slime!! Biden is a LIAR!! 'Tis our Fate...INDICT RATZ Schemes!! DemRATZ're all LIARS!! 'Tis YER Fate...FER Justice FReep!! Joe's SOLD OUT to China!! 'Tis our Fate...INDICT RATZ Schemes!! FER Justice WE Aspire!! 'Tis OUR Fate...FER Justice FReep!!
FReegards...MUD
BTW...goldi, we are only without the Power to change things for the better if we refuse to stand up to those who would gladly subjugate our will. Real positive change is tough, but I'll never believe WeThePeople, as FReePersons, are not capable of instilling OUR wills on the BodyPolitic...
If that makes me NAIVE, I hope I never grow outta it!!
120 posted on 4/10/2003, 2:20:12 PM by Mudboy Slim (Let's Jist Add William Jefferson Clinton to Dubyuh's Axis of Evil and Git It Over With!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Chi-Com Spies!!" (To be sung to the Eagles' "Lyin' Eyes")
Lib'ral Pols just seem so gawl-durned squirrelly... SlickWillie's Whore'd says, "Trust the Commies' Bile!!" Effete ol' men, will go now to the Jury... They'll fess up and disgrace Left's Elite Style. Late last night, most DemocRATZ felt lonely... Reckon every Dolt knows Clinton isn't Right!! And it breaks MUDZ heart to think RATZ love is only... Given to Dem folks who stand fer Rape and Vice!! So RATS tell Slick they must Vote NOW fer their Country... To support their Nation that the Left's torn down... But Slick knows where RATS're goin' as they're leavin'... Left is headed for the FReepin' side of town!!
{start_of_chorus} You can't hide yer ChiComSpies!! Yes...Left's Vile and lost, passion-wise!! I thought by now RATS'd realize... There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!
On the other side of town, Mudboy is waitin'... With fiery eyes and dreams no RAT shall steal!! He types on through the night, anticipatin'... 'Cuz Slick makes MUD FReep away RATS' sleazy schpiel!! Left rushes to Slick's arms, they'll fall together!! MUD whispers that Bill's goin' to be tried!! RATS swear that soon they'll be comin' back, emboldened... MUD laughs away and sings "McAuliffe's FRIED!!"
RATS can't hide their ChiComSpies... And Slick's guile is a thin disguise!! I thought by now Left'd realize... There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!
RATS, wake up and pour yerself a strong one... You know now that Left's Stars just keep on LYIN'!! Come Join the Right...We're gonna FReep the Wrong Ones!! Slick's bed is made...we'll hang him fer his crimes!! Left wonders how it ever got this crazy... RATS think about the dreams they dreamed in school. Did Left get tired or were RATS always crazy?! They're so far gone, Left seems just like they're fools!! My, oh my, RATS sure seem now like deranged things... Press set it up so well, so carefully... Ain't it funny how Left's new life didn't change things Left's still the SocialistShills they've always been!!
RATS can't hide their ChiComSpies... And Slick's guile is a thin disguise!! I thought by now Left'd realize... There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!
MudboySlim (GOP Tsunami +12hours)
325 posted on 11/06/2002 4:27 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Ain't Jokin'!!" (To be sung to Steve Miller Band's "The Joker")
Dem sheeple call MUD a spaced-out boy.....yeah... 'Cuz I see a future that's Just. Some FReepers call me Moe Reese... 'Cuz I seek the Imprisonment of S.C.U.M.**!!
DemRATZ squawk, "Let Willie Be!!" Say Right's tellin' you wrong, steerin' you wrong... Well, don't you worry, Nation, don't worry... Cause MUDZ right here--fightin'--right here where he belongs!!
'Cuz MUDZ a FReeper...MUDZ a grinnin'... Slick's a Felon...should be in prison... We'll FReep Left's music 'gainst RATZ S.C.U.M.**!!
I ain't jokin'...Laws've been broken... DemRATZ are misspoken... Demand Justice fer Slick's TREASON!! Wooo Hooooo Wooo Hooo...!!
(CM and the BigMan workin' the guitars)
Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see... Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!! Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time... Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!
Folks, keep FReepin'...'gainst Bill Clinton!! Slick's a Felon...must be imprisoned... We'll sing MUDZ music for Ol' Rush!!
I ain't jokin'...Truth's unspoken... Slick's a Crim'nal Joker!! Nation, REJECT RATZ Commie S.C.U.M.**!!
(Mo' funky guitar by CM and BM and DiscoDave)
WOO HOOO WOOO HOOOO...!! FReepers keep talking about Slick Willie... 'Cuz Ol' Slick did US all wrong-ong... Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry, Country!! Cause MUDZ right here...Slick's TOAST!!
Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see... Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!! Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time... Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!
#729. To: Snow Bunny, AuntB, Clinton's a liar, PhiKapMom, Taxman, Ragtime Cowgirl, Alamo-Girl, ELS, stand watie, BufordP (#727)
"New Bridge to FReedom!!" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Stairway To Heaven")
(TheBigMan on twelve-string...MUD on flute...)
WeThePeople are sure... All Left's Minions Are Dolts... They're defilin' Nation's Bridge to FReedom. When Left first hears...they know... Media Whore'd is RATZ Ho!! HollyWeirdSlick will git what he raped for. Ooh~ooh~ooh Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh. And RATZ're lyin' 'bout Slick Willie's Treason. There are signs RATZ Shall Fall!! 'Cuz Truth haunts Left fer sure... And you know Biden's words have no meaning. In a cave, reading books, there's a Patriot who sings... "Marxists, all of yer thoughts are Barb Streisand!!"
Oooh...it makes me wonder. Ooooh...don't it make YOU wonder?!
There's a feelin' I get...when I study the Left... And my spirit starts laughing, "They're dimwits!!" Yes, MUDZ thoughts Right Shall Sing... Rings of smoke from MUDZ cave... Heed the voices of those who KNOW Limbaugh!!
Oooh...Rush makes me wonder. Oooh...don't Truth make Left shudder?!
Next, MUD whispered that soon..."If Right all sings in tune... Then, George Dubyuh shall lead US with Reason!!" And a new day will dawn...for those who stand strong... And our children will burst out in laughter!! (Do Any Marxists Remember Laughter?!!)
If there's a question in your head, folks...don't be alarmed now... It's a reaction to the RAPE-King!! Yes, there are two paths you can go by... And, my Lib'ral FRiends, Folks, there's still time to change the road you're on!!
Folks, it makes me wonder. Ahhh~ah-oh~hoh.
Biden is floundering but "RATZ LOVE JOE!!" Nowhere's where Left's goin'...Prez'dent Trump's callin' you to join him!! Sweet ladies, can you hear Left's Lies Flow?! And did you know... Yer FReedom lies with the RighteousRightWi~hahh~ah-ohh?
And as we Fight DemLib'ral HO's... Dutch Reagan's larger than Left knows. 'Cuz we're a Nation Strong and Bold!! Who knows what's Right...WE want to show... How America's future is gold!! Folks, if you listen very hard... MUDZ tunes will come to you at last. When all are O.N.E. and Guv'ment's small-yeah... 'Cuz Right Shall Rock and Then We'll Ro__ll!!
And Right's Building a New Bridge to FReedom!!
FReegards...MUD
1 posted on 11/15/2002 4:06 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"RightWing's Passionate!!" (To be sung to Neil Young's "Are You Passionate?")
RightWing's passionate!! Good folks livin' like we talk... Righteous dreamin' now!! Syntaurs goin' to the top!! RATZ are negative... Love fer Guv'ment never stops!! Learned Poltroons...Spurnin' Liberty!! Lib'rals are TOOLS!!
Ain't YOU loving it?! RATZ shall never git enuff of Slim!! Truth is everything... Folks, Mudboy'll never stop!! Come learn the Truth!! Freedom AIN'T free!! Help teach our YOUTH!!
Fight on, righteous soldiers... Folks enlightened 'cuz we're Right!! Righteous patriots kept singin', "Liberty!!" Guv'ment GROWS until it KILLS US!! Parents, let yer MESSAGE fly!! Right rejects Marxist SCUM... RATS are not free!!
(The BigMan playin' his guitar awful purty...)
Welfare makes folks prisoners... Mudboy's working from his truck... Cleaned up fer public display. MUD looks at those around me... And shares that, "We're all free..." MUD lets you see his soul ev'ry day!!
Are you SCAIR'T of MUD? Do you wish that Slim would stop? Does Truth bother you?! Do you LIKE when you are mocked?! Folks, MUDZ ripe with Truth!! Gotta fight Dem FOOLS!! MUDZ working fer FREE!! Right's sportin' the Truth!! Let's WHUP Tyranny!!
Take US home, BigMan...
Mudboy Slim (1 March 2010)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
JakeyBoy asked if I could "play that fiddlin' song again, daddy" so here goes...
"MacAuliffe Came Down to Richmond!!" (To be sung to the Charlie Daniels Band's "The Devil Went Down to Georgia")
McAuliffe came down to Richmond, He was lookin' for some votes to steal, He was in a bind 'cuz RATZ're always lyin', And he was willin' to make a deal! Then he came accross this young man, Sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot... Left's KlintonKlone jumped up on an ol' Dogwood stump, And growled, "Boy, let me tell you what... Perhaps you didn't know it, but I'm a politician, too, And if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you. Now you play pretty good fiddle, boy, but give this Lib'ral his due... I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, cuz I think I'm better 'n you!"
Ol' Mud said, "My name's Mudboy and I don't trust RATZ spin... But I'll take your bet and you're gonna regret, 'Cuz I'm Righter'n you ever been!"
(Chorus) Mudboy, you rosin up your bow and play yer fiddle hard, 'Cuz Hell's broke loose in Richmond and Big Guv'ment deals it hard. And if you win you'll get that shiny fiddle made of gold, But if you lose, the Lib'rals get your Soul.
TerriePUNK opened up his case and said, "I'll start this show!" Slick's Bile spewed from his lyin' lips as he rosined up his bow... And he pulled the bow accross the strings and it made an Evil hiss! The Lib'ral Media joined in and it sounded somethin' like this...
When Slick, Jr. finished, Mudboy said, "Well, yer pretty good, Vile One, But sit down in that chair right there, And I'll show you how it's done...
"Spies in Slick's White House, Leftist Scum... Slick's sold us out to the China-men! Sickenin' true Americans, bangin' Dem Whores, Marxist bassTURDZ gonna Hear MUD Roar!!
(Mudboy solo)
McAuliffe bowed his head becuz he knew that he'd been beat, And he laid that gilded crown on the ground at Mudboy's feet. Mudboy said, "Lib'ral, you come on back if you ever want to try again, I done told you once, you sonofabitch, I'm Righter'n you ever been!"
MUD sang, "Spies in Slick's White House, Vile TREASON!! Willie sold his soul to the Evil One!! Slick's goin' to prison, takin' his Whore, Media's whinin', "Who couldda known?!"
An oldie but a goodie...MUD
1 Posted on 08/08/1999 23:30:42 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#735. To: Disco Dave, TheMaestro, BigMan, Dr. MonDremo, JazzyJosh, TheHawk, Fingers, Skeeter, Snake, Cuzzin John (#719)
"Already Gone!!" (To be sung to the Eagles' "Already Gone")
Folks, I heard Rush Limbaugh talkin' just the other day... And Rush said, "RATZ're gonna put Slick on the shelf!!" But let me tell you...MUDZ got some news for you... And you'll soon find out Right's True... 'Cuz Slick's gonna haveta eat his lunch in a JailCell!!
'Cuz Slick's already bombed... And Right's feelin' strong!! MUD shall sing his Vict'ry songs... Woo, hoo,hoo,woo,hoo,hoo!!
This Prez'dent fer whom RATZ voted...made me stop and wonder "WHY?!!" But I reckon that we'll just haveta set things Right!! Just remember this, Lib'ral, when ya listen to those who LIE... You can be RATstars and still not know what's Right...(WE're Right!!)
And Left's already done... And Right's feelin' strong!! Right shall sing this Vict'ry song... Woo, hoo,hoo,woo, hoo,hoo!!!
Willie know it was EWE FOOLS who gave Slick Power... Clinton knows it shall be YOU who helps US FReep!! So often times it happens that YOU live yer lives in chains... And YOU never even knew YOU have the key!!
But me, I'm already gone!! And I'm feelin' strong!! Right Shall Sing this Vict'ry Song... 'Cuz Slick's Already Bombed!!
Yes, RATZ're already gone... And Right's feelin' strong!! Right shall sing this Vict'ry song... 'Cuz RATZ're already done!!
Yes, Slick's already buggered... Slick's squeeeeelin' fer more!! All Right, Let's Fight the Fight!!
BWAHAHAHAHA...MUD
295 posted on 12/29/2002 12:02 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#738. To: Stoner, tankumo, A K A Stone, Vicomte13, Declare, BorisY, jeremiad, Hank Reardon, goldilucky, Hondo68, WWG1WWA (#615)(Edited)
"...too many of America's political, tech, and finance elites share an infatuation with dictatorship. They seem quite content with--indeed, even endorse--the notion that we should trust people to pick their breakfast cereal but not their government leaders. They believe the Beijing dictatorship is more efficient--even a better system overall--than representative democracy. Their endorsements are often quoted by Chinese government media. In short, American elites are granting legitimacy to the Chinese government and are rewarded with large financial deals."
Peter Schweizer, "Red*Handed"
Follow the Money... DemRATZ & RINOZ are Chi-Com AppaRATchix...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"RightWing's Got The Passion!!" (To be sung to R.E.M.'s "talk about the passion")
Leftist Whores...Socialist Slime... DemocRATZ back-trackin'!! Empty Soul...Eunuch Spouse... Slick's lookin' fer some action!! NOT...everyone can alter the Fate of the World... NOT...everyone can SLAUGHTER Six Thousand Kosovars!!!
Talkin' Prosecution...ahh hunhhh!! Talkin' 'Bout Castration!!! No One Cares...Press went South... IGNORIN' OUR DEV-O-LUTION!! Sheep Shall Care...We'll Rise Up... OUR Cultural Revolution!!
FReepers WIN!!! FReepers WIN!!! US Whackos'll Own This Town...ahhhhh... Must INDICT Slick fer TREASON...Left's Fear has scorned OUR Nation...ahh henh....
YES...Everyone can alter the Fate of their World... NOT...Everyone can condone the Lies of a Felon... INDICT Slick...DETHRONE HIM!! Hunt Slick 'til he's GONE!! Talkin' RE-Impeachment...what's happened to Our Nation?!! Slick's facin' Incarceration...what's happ'nin' to Our Nation?!! Slick'll Face Eternal Damnation!!!
FReegards...MUD
27 posted on 11/4/2003, 1:09:39 PM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"We Are the RightWing!!" (To be sung to Kid Rock's "I Am The Bullgod")
Right is OUR Future...Right is FRee... Follow me...Right's all 'bout Liberatin'!! Right's gonna win you!! LeftWing's fer FOOLS!! Right's gonna save you!!
Right's like a train...we roll hard, FReepin' fer our dreams!! We watch FoxNewsChannel and Limbaugh FReeps...maybe!! We reject Left's fools...RATZ ain't FRee!! But Right be whuppin' butt 'gainst Leftist Tyranny!! Right gotz soul...like the Gip!! Back in '96, man, I was FReepin' 'gainst Slick!! 'Cuz Right can rumble...FarRight, hit the bricks!! Fer our righteous dreams, we shall never quit!! Press, ask REAL questions...know Joe Biden lies... RATZ are WEAK and STOOOPID with blood-shot eyes... Slick spanks his junk...Right shall next RE-IMPEACH!! We'll CONVICT Slick Willie...Bill'll be Prison Queen!! 'Cuz Right's like bulldogs...we gotta plan!! Marxism's [an] illegitimate scourge of man... RATZ S-O-P is vile Tyranny... FReep the G-O-P fer more Liberty!! Folks, we're FReepin'...unh unh...yes, we're FReepin'!!
We are the RightWing...we are FRee!! And we FReep...watch the Right reawaken!! Right's gonna help you!! Reject Left's fools!! Right's gonna win you!!
A lotta FReepers poke fun and that's alright... But when I start pokin back, Gramps gits all uptight...Hunh!! MUD can rap with this KidRock punk... So just Devolve Power before DemRATZ wake up!! Yes, I'm a FReeper...my FRiends call me "MUD"... And Ol' Slim, he ain't aFRaid...gonna mix it up!! I'm gonna flood the world with my righteous thoughts... Sweep the Left away...FReedom can't be bought!! Unh!! FReepersUP!! Biden's LYIN' SCUM!! We gotta let sheeple know that LeftWing's DONE!! So grab you a Walkman and listen to Rush... And listen to Hannity or read Matt Drudge!! 'Cuz we're the RightWing...you'll understand... We're a legitimate righteous band!! RATZ S-O-P is vile Tyranny... FReep the G-O-P fer more Liberty!! Folks, we're FReepin'...yeah, we're FReepin'!!
We are the RightWing...we are FRee!! The World needs patriots liberatin'!! Liberate US...yeah!!
RATZ are VERMIN!!
FReee-eeee....Yeah yeah yeah!! Come on, get on up!! Come on, FReepersUP!! Come on, don't let up!!
We are the RightWing...we are FRee!! This World needs more righteous liberation!! We are the RightWing...we are FRee!! And we feed on sweet Justice!!
I love my FReepin' fer Peace...gonna show what's Right!! DemRATZ say it ain't fair...Left just begs and whines... Left's thoughts are scams...RATZ make no sense... Left abhors all that's Right...RAT-power's past tense!! Raisin' Cain on the internet... NooYawkSlimes, here we come, we're takin' stands!! I've gotta band of gypsies, we're set to stun... Listen to Limbaugh...havin' fun!! DemLib'rals seem so odd... Lefty's veins are popping, whinin' "Life's SOOO Hard!!" I am just Mudboy, you'll understand... Right here in my head is Right's Master Plan!!
Unhh!! Right's gonna FRee you!! Left's freaks fool you!! Right wantsta help you...Right's yer future!!
Mudboy Slim
BTW...first "rap song" I've ever FReeped!!
185 posted on Sunday, August 15, 2004 12:16:57 PM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#743. To: sultan88, 88, cherrybomb88, xxx88xxx, FBD, jla, Landru, Reagan Man, dead (#741)
"OUR Promised Land!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "The Promised Land")
(MUD on harmonica...)
In my East Richmond MudCave in the urban core, I earn ALL my money and reject Statist Power!! Driving cross the Chesterfield county line... I got the radio on and I'm just makin' rhymes!! Working all day fightin' Biden's barrage... Fightin' fer Right, erasin' Left's mirage... Pretty soon, Progressives, Right's gonna take charge!!
DemRATZ in DeeCee cower...'cuz Left understands... When folks awake, we're voting and taking stands!! Lib'rals, call me MUDboy, but I'm a man... The Right believes this's OUR Promised Land!!
I've done my best to live the Right way... MUD gets up every morning and goes to work each day. Still, RATZ LIES R VILE and BigGuv'ment's GROWN... Sometimes, Dem Marxist FREAKS make me wanna explode!! Explode and DEVOLVE POWER, let's start... Sing the Truth and cut spending...do yer part!! Find somebody, teach'em, FREEDOM's in our hearts!!
DemRATZ in DeeCee cower...'cuz Left understands... ONCE folks awake, we're voting and taking stands!! Marxists call me MUDboy, but I'm a man... AND Right believes it's OUR Promised Land!!
(MUD on saxaphone lead, then a little harmonica)
There's a dark cloud rising from Big Guv'ment WHORES... MUD sings his songs...cheerleading folks gatherin' to swarm!! Gather each November 2 VOTE...DEVOLVE Left's POWER!! Let's shrink down TheState...RAT-minions cower!! Vote away...Dem FREAKS that tear U.S. apart!! Vote away...RAT-dreams of enacting Marx!! Vote away...Left's LIES that leave folks hungry fer Truth... Let's hope yer smart, kids...
DemRATZ in DeeCee cower...'cuz Left understands... Once folks awake, we're voting and taking stands!! Statists, call me MUDboy, but I'm a man... YES!! Right believes it's OUR Promised Land!!
Mudboy Slim (24 February 2010)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Keep OUR Votes to Ourselves!!" (To be sung to the Georgia Satellites' "Keep Yer Hands to Yerself")
We gotta little change in the offin'...gonna fight fer the Righteous... Gonna call you on the telephone, Dubyuh...fer the Right we shall sing!! 'Cuz each time Right votes, we get the same old thing... Always MO Guv'ment, MO Spending, well, we shan't fergit OUR dreams!! Now Dubyuh, now Congress, don't put our trust upon no shelf... We say, "Don't feed US no lies...we'll keep OUR votes to ourselves!!"
Now, Dubyuh and EWE RINOZ, why EWE wanna treat US this way?! Bush, Right's still yers to employ...DemocRATZ can't feel our pain!! Righteous shall remake history...yer The Man of the Hour!! Right says, "Slash spending, Cut Guv'ment...if you wanna stay in Power!!" Yo Dubyuh, this Nation, don't put OUR trust upon no shelf... Right says, "Don't feed US no lies...or we'll keep OUR votes to ourselves!!"
(ConservativeMusician workin' the axe!!...MUD on harp...)
C'mon, Dubyuh, let's go.........oh yeah!!
Ya see, Right wants it real bad and Left's about to give in... Now's when we start a'talkin' 'bout less pork...make our Guv'ment more Slim!! Right says, "Dubyuh, we'll support ya fer the rest of OUR lives!!" We said, "Big Guv'mentz fer sissies...don't you make it yer life!!" Now Dubyuh, now Congress, don't put OUR trust upon no shelf!! Right said, "Don't feed US more lies...or we'll keep OUR votes to ourselves!!"
(CM jammin' BIG-TIME...........plus MUD on harp)
Hell, yeah...MUD
695 posted on 12/23/2003
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"MUD has often been described as having many desirable Jedi traits..."
LoneGreenEyeshade: "I DO AGREE:
THE ABILITIES OF A JEDI APPRENTICE
Force Speed- Feel the Force flowing through you, quickening your limbs so they move with the speed of thought... translated into song.
Force Jump- All distances become small in the vastness of the Force. ... and EVERY offense under scrutiny.
Force Pull- Your reach is far with the Force as your ally, and weapons may be whisked away from under your enemies' feet or even torn from their unsuspecting grasp ... your allies are many.
Seeing- Stretch out with your feelings. Let go, and the presence of your enemies will be revealed to you. ...your clarity is invaluable!
ThE LIGHT SIDE ABILITIES
Healing- One alive with the force can mend bone and flesh as though it were reborn anew. ...and you bring broken confidence to hope.
Persuasion- The Force has a strong influence on the weak minded, rendering your actions inscrutable to all but the strongest of wills. ...and expose the weak by inscrutable integrity.
Blinding- The terrifying light of truth may blind the dark eyes of the sleeping... Until we see them smashed.
Absorb- Use your opponent's energy to your own advantage; waste nothing! And may you never miss our opporents blunders!
THE DARK SIDE ABILITIES
Force Throw- Crush and humiliate your opponent by striking from all directions with flying debris... and a few lyrics, too!
The Grip- The disturbing lack of faith in the Force by the ignorant is easily renewed... Because you keep on telling it like it is!
Thunder Bolts- No Jedi will underestimate the power of the dark side once it's living spark surges through their very bones. BUT
Destruction- Your hate will make you strong, it's deadly vehemence lashing forth... To cut your enemies to their knees!
Go for it...and thanks.
LOL,LGE"
510 posted on Friday, November 16, 2001 4:14:04 PM by LoneGreenEyeshade
Nuff sed...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Joe Biden's comment on putting an end to fossil fuels is laughable. Someday, we will all be fossils as fuel leaving nothing but our carbon imprints behind.
#751. To: Snow Bunny, Billie, amom, Victoria Delsoul, PhiKapMom, AuntB, Irma, Mia T, Mercuria, YaYa123 (#745)
"JoeBidenz Final Scene!!" (To be sung to Bob Seger's "The Famous Final Scene")
Watch Dem Leftist's bridges burn... Yes, JOEZ TREASON, it must end!!! Politicians rise and fall... Marxist spies shall fall, my FRiends!! Ev'ry fool must face his End... Like this Prez'dent and DemWhores!! Lib'rals, no it's not a dream... And MUDZ viewpoint's not extreme... It's Joe Bidenz Final Scene!!
[To TraitorJoe hisse'f] Joe, how EWE tried to make it work... Did EWE really think it could? How EWE LIED to make it last... Did YEW really think it WOOD? DemocRATZ, Left's stayed too long... Folks, it's finally time RATZ grieve... JOE, it's finally time EWE leave!! BOYYY, EWE know just what I mean... TraitorJoez Impeachment Scene!!
Right's been on your case so lo-o-ong... Mediotz put on quite a sho-o-ow. Their Marxist Values are reviled... Right-Wing knew that long ago! WeThePeople're ALL Upset... And RATZ LIES are getting olde... Next election'll soon be here... And JOEZ Adversaries VO-O-OTE!!!
Nixon's ghost has been revived... And JOE knows it in his heart!! Next, the polls fall through the floor... When JOEZ gone, the healing starts. Chi-Com SPYIN' took its toll... JOE looks different...looks deranged... Flying from his gilded cage! Now TRUMPsters take center screen... It's Dem Lib'ralz Final Scene!!!
Mudboy Slim
---------------------------------------------- This is the song I want Rush Limbaugh to play on the not-too-distant day Slick Willie RESIGNS from office And departs--to destinations unknown--for the last time aboard Air Force One!!
Wave bye-bye, Billy Jeff, you scum-suckin', Chi-Com-aidin'n'abettin', child- slaughterin', civilian-bombin', Juanita-rapin', Power-Abusin', TREAS'NOUS MURDERIN' LYIN' SOCIOPATH!!!
You best be gittin' your butt on down the road...NOW!!
1 Posted on 08/30/1999 20:52:08 PDT by Mudboy Slim (The.bane.of.Lib'r@ls.existence)
Gotta update some of the words, but y'all git the gist...MUD
BTW...The Syntaurz now have a piannie... Watch Out, TraitorJOE Biden, EWE MUDZ B!+C#!!!
294 posted on Monday, December 17, 2001 2:42:25 AM by Mudboy Slim
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Ol' Waco!!" (To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young's "Ohio")
Kids slaughtered and Clinton's bloody... The blame it is all Left's own!! That April, Bill fried the cheeeldren... Scores dead in Ol' Waco!! Folks, we shan't bow to him... Righteous shall remove Slick's crown... Shouldda RESIGNED long ago... What did Slick do when "Reno" blitzkreig'd the Carmel Compound?! Rapist-in-Chief cheered his 'HO!!!
La la la la la la la la... La la la la la la la... La la la la la la la la... La la la la la la la...
Sic Semper Tyrannis...Patriots, we must force Slick out!!! History shall record it so!! What did Media do when 78 folks were torched to the ground?! How could Gore run when he knows?!
Kids BUTCHERED by Clinton's bombin'... Why DID we RAZE Kosovo?! War Criminals demand Justice!! [Thousands of] Serbs dead in Kosovo... Kids dead in Kosovo... Four dead in Ohio?! Scores dead in Ol' Waco!! How many more?!! Why weren't the Sheeple told?! IGNORE RATZ MEDIA WHORES!!!
Mudboy Slim
"Fight the Fight Fer Freedom!!" (To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young's "Find the Cost of FReedom")
Fight the fight fer FReedom...Help force Biden out... Righteous Lord shall guide US through...PROSECUTION NOW!!! RIGHT must fight fer FReedom...Tear RATZ Stonewall down... Countrymen, Right calls on you...DEMAND JUSTICE NOW!!!!
FReegards...MUD
1 Posted on 09/18/2000 13:47:07 PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE...NOW!!!)
MUDflashback...
178 posted on Monday, September 24, 2001 12:53:21 PM by Mudboy Slim (Nixon was BAD...Clinton IS MUCH MUCH WORSE!!!)
MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Whatta beautiful weekend here in the Capital of the ConFEDeracy...I almost felt guilty every minute I wasn't outside enjoying the glorious sunshine and cool breeze. There were folks out and about everywhere, just enjoying the day. I know we bitch and whine and moan about how tough times are "OUT THERE", and I know not everything is Hunky-Dory on this planet, but relative to the conditions faced by our ancestors, there really aren't a lot of eras of which I would rather be part.
YOLO...enjoy your days...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"More Than $2 Trillion!!" (To be sung to Boston's "More Than a Feeling")
The LeftWing's in mourning 'cuz SlickWillie's gone... RATZ have no future...with Jean Kerry!! Right votes fer Strength, not like Spain Done Wrong... Still, our liberties are stripped away-ay-ay-ay!!
The RightWing needs FReepin'...(more than $2 Trillion!!) When we hear Big Guv'ment's been holdin' sway (more than $2 Trillion!!) RightWing needs FReepers (almost $3 Trillion!!) 'Til we see Big Guv'ment melt away... We'll see OUR Liberties fadin' away!!
So many FReepers have come and gone... Their mem'ry fades as the years go by. Yet I still recall list'nin' to Limbaugh... Each year when we vote, Fed budget's too hi-i-igh!!
The RightWing needs FReepin'...(more than $2 Trillion!!) Folks, I've heard Dem ol' excuses still today (more than $2 Trillion!!) RightWing needs FReepin' (almost $3 Trillion!!) 'Til we see Big Guv'ment melt away... High time that Conservatives win the day!!
(Guitar jammin' interlude)
When I'm tired and feelin' old... I think about Reagan, who saved the day!! And dream of the men who used to know... If we close our eyes, FReedom'll slip away!! DemRATZ must pay!! Right must hold sway!!
The LeftWing is reelin'!! (more than $2 Trillion!!) Folks, we've heard RATZ ol' songs they always play... (more than $2 Trillion!!) The RightWing needs FReepin'...(almost $3 Trillion!!) 'Till we see KerryMan slink away... We Shan't Let Slick Willie Git Away !!
The drumbeat continues...MUD
1 posted on 3/17/2004, 1:38:56 PM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#759. To: PhiKapMom, AuntB, Brad's Gramma, ohioWfan, rintense, DrDeb, goldilucky, Vesuvius, Fast Eddie (#757)
"I'll Have To Sing 'I LOATHE YOU' In A Song!!!" (To be sung to Jim Croce's "I'll Have to Say I Love You In a Song")
Well, I know it's Wrong ta Hate... Mudboy don't wanna scare ya. But what I gotta say can't wait... You've gotta understand. Ev'ry time I tried to tell EWE the words just came out wrong... So I'll have to sing "I LOATHE BILL!!" in a song.
Yeah, I Know MUDZ kinda strange... But ev'ry time I'm FReepin', I just run out of things to say... Right's gotta make a Stand. Ev'ry time I tried to tell you the words just came out Wrong... Country's gotta say "WE LOATHE SLICK!!" 'cuz he's Wrong!!
("Fast Eddie" Vesuvius pickin' and grinnin'....)
Ev'ry time Left slimez what's Right, All the World just seemed All Wrong... Country'll have to sing "WE LOATHE DemRATZ!!" in a song.
Yeah, I Know it's Wrong ta Hate, (It's Wrong To Hate...)** I hope Truth doesn't SCARE you... But there's something that we just gotta say, (Just Gotta Say...)** Right's gotta make its Stand. Now's the time to RE-IMPEACH... Must PROSECUTE Slick's Wrongs!! So I'll tell Ol' Slick "CONVICT YOU!!" in a song.
(MUD on Harp...HOOtin' it like he means it....)
FReegards...MUD
**FReeperGal Chorus
151 posted on 12/10/2001 12:07 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#761. To: Matt Drudge, quidam, FBD, sultan88, ForGod'sSake, Landru, blackie, jla, Rush Limbaugh, George W. Bush, Donald J. Trump (#759)
"Hey Quidam!!" (To be sung to Johnny Cash's "Hey Porter")
Hey Quidam, ol' Matt Drudge...where you been all this time? How much longer will it be 'til you relink our FReeper Forum, guy? Dude, we're Right...gotta tell yer faithful fans to FReep on down!! Or better still, just ping on in and be "quidam" fer a spell.
El Rushbo...Rush Limbaugh...my time's yers each day!! You are the Power and the Glory...help US see the Righteous Way!! Yer 'bout to hit sixty...stay well, Conservatives must toll the bell!! Sir, ask everybody, "Please help US FReep!!" We'll give the DemRATZ Hell!!
(guitar pickin')
Hey Cheney...Dick Cheney...we gotta fight this time!! Yer ol' heart is pumpin' strong...and you'll haveta cream Left's lies!! I thank you, Dickie C., fer yer servin' most selflessly. Then, we'll start fresh in Year '08, and we'll choose who next shall lead!!
Hey Dubyuh...George Dubyuh...please cut Guv'ment fer me... I need no experts to tell me how much we love Liberty!! Sir, beat that ClintonFear...we'll make Traitor Slick Willie scream!! Right's in the FReeperZone...sir, we'll be Kerry's nightmare dream!!
(mo' guitar pickin')
Hey Reagan...Dutch Reagan...you opened up the door!! When they call fer heroes, I always name you first!! Dutch showed the way, the Goal!! Tell these hero-man I said, "Thanks a lot!!" And we'll bear the load from here. Right's gonna stand and FReep...our Passions boil!! We'll FReep with Righteous flair!!