Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:351091 Comments:4422
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
You should come up with a song about Lia Thomas, the male swimmer who "won" the NCAA Women's championship, set to the tune of "Lola" by the Kinks.
Government is in the last resort the employment of armed men, of policemen, gendarmes, soldiers, prison guards, and hangmen. The essential feature of government is the enforcement of its decrees by beating, killing, and imprisoning. Those who are asking for more government interference are asking ultimately for more compulsion and less freedom.
Oh gosh...been a long time since I did a request...but I really respect YOU and this suggestion. Wow...this will be fun. Thank you for pinging my Oh-So-Lonely thread, my friend. Please don't make it a One&Done...I totally support and encourage links to other particularly interesting threads you may like to spread the word about.
Regards...MUD
BTW...I will ping you to my LOLA parody once completed and posted.
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Dutch's Home!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Thunder Road")
Effete Whore'd's damned...Reagan's hearse waits... RATS' derision towards Nancy, the Right ignores... As Sean Hannity raves!! Liberator's fightin' fer "the lowly"... Hey, I'm FReer 'cuz what Reagan showed me!! Dutch's headin' home again...Right claims his grace...we're not alone!! We gathered outside...Leftists, you know just what we're here for!! RATS're scair't 'cuz they're thinkin'...our Nation ain't listenin' to FOOLS anymore!! Show a little faith, there's passion on the Right!! RATS're poltroonish...we'll win the Big Fight!! Folks, FReedom's all Right to me!!
Left ain't Right...we'll recover...RATZ loss is our gain!! Right's awestruck...cut Big Guv'ment...shed programs to the States!! Wasteful Guv'ment is FReedom's Bane!! Righteous saviors, conspire...help US FReep!! Normal folks...not "heroes"...we fight fer Good!! At each election, VOTE Fer FReedom, World!! Liberty is always Good!! It's our chance to fight RATS' Lust Fer Power!! Dutch, what else can we do now?!! We'll educate Dem Lib'rals...reject Left's spin...show that Right cares!! 'Cuz the Right's future's hopeful...this Nation rejects Left's feeble fears!! We've got one more chance to seal the deal... We'll make that City on a Hill!! Right's on track...Heaven's callin' "Dutch" Reagan back!! Oh oh...come join our stand!! Fightin' fer what's Right...come hear our Righteous band!! Oh oh...Dutch is home...folks, Dutch is Home!!Yeah, 'neath the Dome!! Standing out here, gettin' scorched by the sun... Still, we'll stand and wait...we love Reagan like his sons!! Lord, Dutch is Home!! We're Right...we're Bold!! Dutch is Home!!
Yes, Reagan was our star...he outsmarted Ol' Gorbachev!! Got the Country on track...now Gip's ready to take that long walk... To where folks, they live in Peace!! The gates're open...say "Howdy" to Saint Pete!! We know Nancy's lonely...her loving heart is broken!! But tonite Ronnie's FRee...after Righteous words were spoken... There are tears in our eyes...fer all the dreams he liberated!! We'll honor Gip's memory 'til we're olde...by rededicatin' our lives to Reagan's aims!!
[We'll] revere his name each time when we FReep!! Ron's Revolution's grown...fight DemRATZ 'til we're FRee!! 'Cuz all Dem Leftist fools don't know Ron... RATS fear the RightWing's soaring dawn... 'Cuz when we fight righteous wars, Left's gone!! Fight RATZ spin...John Kerry can't win!! DeeCeeTowne's full of LOSERS...but, fer the Gip, the RightWing Shall Win!!
Mudboy Slim
On Thursday, 10 June 2004, I took a half-day off and went to pay my respects to "The Greatest President in MY Lifetime!!" as he laid in State at the U.S. Capital Building. After getting in line just after 4:30 P.M., it took until right around 8:00 before I entered the great dome, and gazed upon the flag-draped coffin of The Great Liberator!! It's a day I will NEVER forget!! While I waited in line, I FReeped this song dedicated to the Reagan Legacy and the man who brought it about!!
FReegards...MUD
1 posted on 6/12/2004, 12:14:20 AM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Slick's DemonRATZ!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springteen's "Pink Cadillac")
RATZ may think we're foolish... Fer the righteous things we do. Slick, you wonder why We LOATHE You... Why you insult our values like you do. Slick Willie, you are a SCUMBAG... There ain't no secret 'bout that!! So, come on over here and LISTEN... Willie, I'll spill the facts! Slick Willie, it ain't yer Country... Next month'll be proof of that!! We loathe you fer yer Waco Attack... Nukes to Chinese... Rapin' Broaddrick... Uzi'in' down the FRee... Skankin' on young girls... Bullyin' the Right... Spendin' all OUR Money on yer Overseas Flights!! Willie, I just wonder... Why Lib'rals still cut you slack... With yer knife in their backs... Slick's DemocRATZ!!!
Bill Clinton desecrates his Bible... Bombs Nations justa hide his Wrongs!! There's always another temptress... Prez'dent really oughtta know doin' interns is WRONG!! Chi-Coms bought you, Bill, with Silver... Slick, you sold OUR NUKES fer Gold!! Tyrants BRIBE Ol' Slick with treasures... National Security's been SOLD!! Lewinsky tempted Clinton with her strap thong... Slick said, "Lemme snort a li'l crack!!" Just another of Slick's DemocRATZ!! Must RE-IMPEACH... Senate SHALL CONVICT!! Then, INDICT RATZ Creep!! Prison's Slick's New World... Prison's only right... Savin' all Billz lovin' fer a cellmate named Dwight!! Willie, I just wonder if you'll sleep well in yer rack... Or will EWE simply crack?!
Now some folks say MUDZ too BOLD... I should "show more class." Some folks say MUDZ too old... DemRATZ can kiss MUDZ A$$!! This Country is bigger than Bill Clinton... It's bigger than the Med'yuh, too!! Clinton, there's only one thing... That I must say to you... "Slick Willie...Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!" Patriots, we must go on the attack... And kick the butts of Ol' Slick's DemocRATZ!!
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#619. To: AuntB, PhiKapMom, Victoria Delsoul, mommadooo3, Irma, Happygal, iceskater, LonePalm, conservativemusician (#617)
(Slick Ain't) "Tuff Enuff!!" (To be sung to the Fabulous Thunderbird's "Tuff Enuff")
I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees... Ain't no doubt about it, WillieBoy, Right Shall RE-Impeach!! We'll wrestle with yer Liars in Left's Medyuh Whore'd... It's all Right, Willie...you Chi-Com Whore!!
Slick ain't tuff enough!! Left ain't tuff enough!! RATZ ain't tuff enough!! Marxists like it Rough!!
Fer the Truth, Willie, I shall always FReep!! Nothin' we'll do to you that's too much fer me!! Slick caused Waco's burnin' buildings and young children Bill hurt... We'll FReep Willie 'til he's six feet under dirt!!
Slick ain't tuff enough!! Left ain't tuff enough!! RATZ ain't tuff enough!! Slick, Right Shall Be Rough!!
(conservativemusician rippin' it on guitar)
I shall FReep 24 hours, 7 days a week... So the Sheeple know it's Justice We Seek!! I LOATHE Slick fer his TREASON and I LOATHE Slick fer RATZ Goons!! I know Justice is Right...Rush Shall Play MUDZ Tunes!!
Slick ain't tuff enough!! Left ain't tuff enough!! RATZ ain't tuff enough!! Slick, Right Shall Be Rough!!
Bill, take yer hands of the money that I've earned... Bite me, all you Effete Lib'rals...Left's Been Spurned!! We'll fight the Lib'ral state...Fight Osama Willie!! Just to git some Justice, don't you see?!!
Slick ain't tuff enough!! Left ain't tuff enough!! RATZ ain't tuff enough!! Slick, Right Shall Be Rough!! Slick ain't tuff enough!! Left ain't tuff enough!! RATZ ain't tuff enough!! Marxists like it Rough!! YEAH!!
(Guitar jammin' to fade...)
Mudboy Slim (12/09/2002)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Right Must Now Lead the World!!" (To be sung to Ten Years After's "I'd Love to Change the World")
Everywhere, Left's FReeaks are scary... Fight RAT-fairies, tell me "Wha' 'bout Liberty?!" RATS, they bitch, plead fer more... Must defeat the Lib'ral Whore'd!!
Right must now change the world... Rush'll tell you what to do... Folks, we'll FReep with George Dub-YOO!!
Righteous nation, Trump is leading... Save the needy...promote FReedom, why won't Left see?! Time is money...future's sunny... FReepin's funny...Truth is stunnin'...fight Tyranny!!
Right must now save the World... From Dem fascist Guv'ment tools!! Folks, yer FReedom's up to you!! Oh yeah!!
(Sweet guitar jammin')
Power DEvolution's...the Right solution!! Constitution...brings absolution!! Yes, Black is Right...RATZ are whores!! Right is just...Win THIS War!!
Right must now lead the world... To a future Right and True!! Folks, yer children look to you...
Mudboy Slim
326 posted on 11/16/2004, 3:46:50 PM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH the HildaBeast's Hubby!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#624. To: Cyber-Band, FBD, BraveMan, ForGod'sSake, scholar, Landru, jla, Corin Stormhands, dead (#333)
Email from a co-worker...
"A History Lesson"
The division of the human family into its two distinct political branches occurred some 10,000 years ago, when humans coexisted as members of small bands of nomadic hunter/gatherers.
The pivotal event of societal evolution was the invention of beer. This epochal event was both the foundation of modern civilization and the occasion of the bifurcation of humanity into its two distinct subgroups:
Liberals and Conservatives.
Once beer was discovered, it required grain, and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so it was necessary to stick close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed.
Some men spent their days killing animals to barbecue at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of the conservative movement.
Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting, learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly barbecues and doing the sewing, fetching and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the liberal movement.
An interesting evolutionary side note: some of these early liberal men eventually evolved into women. (Girlie men? Prehistoric Transgenders?)
Liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the trade union, the invention of group therapy and group hugs, and the concept of democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that the conservatives provided.
Over the years, conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth.
Liberals are symbolized by the jackass.
Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare.
Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men.
Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't "fair" to make the pitcher also bat.
Conservatives drink domestic beer, They eat red meat, and still provide for their women Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumber jacks, construction workers, medical doctors, police officers, corporate executives, soldiers, athletes, NASCAR drivers, and generally anyone who works productively outside government. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.
Liberals produce little. They like to "govern" the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America. They crept in after the wild west was tamed and created a business of trying to get MORE for nothing
Hence; this brings us to where we are today! Here ends the lesson in world history.
Well-stated, IMHO...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"VOTE Your Rage!" (To be sung to Bob Seger's "Turn the Page")
He's all wrong, this loathsome liar, The Beast From Arkansas... Can you condone Ol' Slick's intern moanin'...humpin' Bill's four-inch Ceegah?! Can you ignore how he treats women... Or the girls Willie's Lust destroyed?! Folks, your thoughts must soon be wondering...the way mine always do... "Why'd we give Slick so much Power...when he's such a gawl-durned fool?" Now you know why folks miss Reagan... I'm just glad Clinton's term is through...mmmmmm...
See, here's the scam...lies been told again... One Bad Man, humpin' his page... He must go!! Fell Left's Whore, my FRiends... We must vote...burnin' with rage!
Well, the Lib'rals are so arrogant...Left's got no Moral Code! Still, they spew their lies and "spin you"... As if you just got off the Boat! You pretend the Press don't bother you... But you just want to explode...! Most times you can't hear 'em talk...other times you can... All the same ol' cliches..."Radical Christian"..."Righteous Man". But, you always seem outnumbered...Right don't dare make a stand.
Here's the plan, get control again... Fight da Man, show'em your Rage... SLICK MUST GO!! FReep yer Congressmen... When we VOTE, we'll turn the page...
Out there on your jobsites, you think ev'rything's "Okay"... While bit by bit your Liberties...are slowly sucked away! As the cash flows from your wallet...you stay just beneath the fray. Later in the evening, as you lie awake in bed... With the echoes of Bill Clinton's lies...ringin' in your head... How you try, but you just can't forget... All your forefathers who bled!
They bled for you...we didn't want a King... We've got laws...put Slick in a Cage!! Left don't know...how to feel our pain! When we vote, they'll know our rage!! Ah, there Slick is...on the road again... DemonRATS, where's YOUR outrage?! SLICK MUST GO!! MARCH WITH ME, my FRiends... There Slick goes...Where?! I think I know-ow-ow!!!
Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
VP Kamala Harris accepts her nomination to the SCOTUS after Bidenz quota spot's first nominee, Dr./Ms. I.M. NotAbiologist fails to pass Senate confirmation. Then, TraitorJoe Biden, in the name of bringing the Country together, names Donald J. Trump as his Vice President... Then, after the GOP Tsunami of November 2022, Biden reads the tea leaves and decides he will RESIGN from Office On a mid-January date to be determined, thereby allowing the rightful winner of the 2020 Presidential election To serve the Second half of his rightful term, then running as an Incumbent in the 2024 Presidential election.
Then, I woke up...lol.
HEY!! It could happen...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Rockin' Cave!!" (To be sung to the Band's "Rockin' Chair")
Hang around, silly BO!! Don't you raise RATZ wails anymore?! That's fer sure...Right's spent our whole lives achievin'!! Cap'n's pushin' age seventy three... Cave's the only MUD place singin' "Liberty!!"
Folks, Mudboy's home again... Down in old Virginny!! With my very best friends... We're singin', "RATZ are silly!!" We're spreadin' TRUTH, RATZ say, "Patriots are WEIRD!!" Right's gonna sweep away all of Left's fears... Ol' Slim's Rockin' Cave shall be laid bare!!
Vote NOW, Patriots!! OUR HEARTS' gonna WHUP Dem Marxist TOOLS!! It's true...and I believe MUD knows what we should do. Right the stern...Defeat Left's WHORE'd... RATZ TYRANNY shall bury US no more!!
Folks, Mudboy's home again... Down in ol' Virginny!! With my very best friends... We're singin', "RATZ are silly!!" Right, don't wait, let Left dispair!! Dip'n SKOAL, MUD don't have no cares!! Ol' Slim's Rockin' Cave...VOTE MUD fer Mayor!! ;)
Hear our sounds, feel our joy... MUDZ beatin' Limbaugh to the green!! That's MUDZ belief... The TRUTH is, "BIDEN LIES!!" Church Hill's MUDZ dream to Right!! Every day that remains, fight the GoodFight!!
Folks, Mudboy's home again... Down in ol' Virginny... With my very best friends... We're singin', "RATZ will KILL ya!!" Gonna be nice just t'see good folks... Listen, my friends...GanjahBarry SMOKES!! Ol' Slim's Rockin' Cave knows life ain't fair!!
Right must heed Founders, "Save Liberty!!" Still, you know where MUD wantsta be... YO Brandon, can EWE dig MUDZ sound?! Down In Old Virginny... Gotta git our Country's feet back on the ground!! Power DEVOLVED to many... And I'd love to see my very best FRiends... We'll rock Dem Lib'rals silly!! I believe MUDZ Rockin' Cave's taught me...
Mudboy Slim (28 February 2010)...)8^D!!
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#630. To: PhiKapMom, blackie, sauropod, Pippin, kristinn, BillF, BufordP, Fred Mertz, dead (#628)
"A Patriot Looks at Forty!!" (To be sung to Jimmy Buffett's "A Pirate Looks at Forty")
C'mon JusticeLovers...please heed our call. Ever since that Waco Slaughter, we've known Ol' Slick hadta fall!! Please heed the call, Clinton must fall!!
Watched as "men" who ruled you...sold OUR Nukes to Beijing... Sold out this Country fer Chi-Com treasures, [Slick's] Treason threatens the FRee!! Medyuh won't see...must ignore TeeVee...
Yes, I am a Patriot, two hundred years too late... MUDZ Ballads, they wonder..."What spell folks're under... To ignore the Left's Crimes 'Gainst the State?!!" Folks say I'm too late...Truth's never too late!!
The enemy's BigGuv'ment...we gotta whup RATZ ass!! Left's taxed so much money to end poverty, but they pissed it away so fast!! Liberty's made to last, FReedom has gotta last.
Yes, I've been sleepless for over two weeks... I pass out, then I rally and I find a way to FReep!! But we gotta stop bitchin', we gotta stop wishin'... Gotta FReep fer Justice again!! Just a few FRiends, Dethronin' Slick!!
(Justa pickin' and a grinnin'...)
Yes, I've known my share of Lib'rals...listened to their Marxist Bile. Some, I ran 'em away...still more I taught to think... Some even manage to smile...)8^D!! We'll change their minds, just takes a while.
C'mon all you Patriots...time we took Big Guvment down!! Come on, Lady of Justice weeps...adjudication's what I want now!! Guv'ment's goin' down...Devolve Power NOW!! Guv'ment's goin' down...Devolve Power NOW!!
Mudboy Slim (07/10/2002)
BTW...in a year, I will be able to do a "Pirate Looks at 60"...YIKES!!
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#632. To: Cyber-Band, DiscoDave, BigMan, Dr. MonDremo, JazzyJosh Bonham, Fingers, Snake, Cuzzin John, TheHawk, (#630)
"Patriots HOO're Free!!" (To be sung to Don Williams' "Good Ol' Boys Like Me")
When I was a kid, both my parents would fill up my head... With the hist'ry of Dover, Kansas, where both had lived. Then Granny came in to teach her little man... "Small guv'ment is best and Ron Reagan is TheMan!!" Gip talked about honor and Truths we should know... Country staggered a little when Carter ran the show!!
I can still hear the vile, Lib'ral spin on Network TeeVee... But that Limbaugh dude, he's fightin' 'gainst Tyranny...Stand fer Liberty!! I guess we're all gonna be what we're gonna be... So what'll RATZ do with Patriots HOO're Free?!
Left loves Statist Power..it ain't Right..nutjobs spin US!! But we ain't afraid to tread Washington mud..Right's Just Cause!! Press sells Left's disasters..Truth's RATZ Tragedy!! Glenn Beck and El Rushbo EXPOSE TYRANNY!! Righteous fight against BarryO..fight Left's dread... Sean Hannity hollerin', "Marx is DEAD!!"
I can still see ol' Dutch Reagan's grin each time we VOTE FREE!! And that Limbaugh dude, he's fightin' 'gainst Tyranny...Stand fer Liberty!! I guess we're all gonna be what we're gonna be... So what'll RATZ do with Patriots HOO're Free?!
JoeBidenz a FOOL...Tyrants got him whupped 'cuz JOEZ weak!! Media watched him praise himself just 'cuz RATZ champion Freaks!! The RightWing's smarter than most...trash Network News... Learned to IGNORE DemRATZ sellin' socialist views!! When MUD was eighteen, Lord, I hit the road... Folks, yer Freedoms oughtta matter...that much I know!!
You can still see the p'OWNED Network T'WITS sellin' LIES JOE needs... But that Limbaugh dude, he's fightin' 'gainst Tyranny...Stand fer Liberty!! I guess we're all gonna be what we're gonna be... So what do RATZ do with Patriots HOO're Free?! Folks, First what we'll do is Vote fer Liberty!!
Mudboy Slim (12 July 2010)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Behind RATZ Lies" (To be sung to The Who's "Behind Blue Eyes")
No one knows what it's like... To be Left's BagMan...to be Slickz Stag, man...Behind Left's Spies!! No one knows what it's like... To be hated, Lib'rally-jaded, spewin' all Dem LIES!!
Folks, MUDZ dreams...fer "T." McAuliffe... Help my Prescience come to be!! Righteous Power, weilded boldly... Right's Goal is Justice...fer Tyranny!!
No one knows what it's like... To feel these feelings...like I do...and I blame EWE!! No one bites back this hard on their anger... None of my pain and woe...can show through!!
Folks, MUDZ dreams...they aren't that risky... Heed MUDZ prescience...Follow Thee!! Po' McAuliffe, he's MUDZ only... Our GOAL is Justice...fer Tyranny!!
When DemRATZ RULE US, Borderz open... Marxists are LOSERZ and brainwashed TOOLZ!! Networks LIE, selling their FakeNews... Ignore DemRATZ and let's whup DemFOOLZ!! And if you swallow RAT-Mediaz EVIL... FOOLZ should lose the Right to Vote!! When RATZ whimper, we'll DeFund RATZ pensions... Left loves Marx, DeeCeez just a JOKE!!
No one knows what it's like...to be the bad man... To be the mad man, behind RATZ Lies!!
Before and...MUD
BTW...Heh heh heh...T-Maxx the route to Slick Willie... Everything Terry McAuliffe did vis a vis the FunnyMoney, William Jefferson Blythe Clinton did the same!! We take down McAuliffe "under-the-radar" of the Ignorant Masses and the EX-Traitor-in-Chief goes to Prison NEXT!!!
FReepers, Let's ROCK!!!
FReegards...MUD
1 posted on 11/13/2001, 11:08:44 PM by Mudboy Slim (Justice@in't.NEGOTIABLE!!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#636. To: George W. Bush, Reagan Man, d14truth, AuntB, Buckeroo, AAPATRIOT, Paul Cruce, bayourod (#634)
"Mr. Prez'dent" (To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Mr. Banker")
Ummm yeah...oooh...
Mr. Prez'dent...Dubyuh, please... How much does Justice mean?! Won't you please INDICT McAuliffe?! Won't you do this thing fer me?!
Got yer White House...you got the Power!! All I got, George...is my guitar!! But you can have that, Mister Prez'dent... When you INDICT McAuliffe fer me!! Oh Mister Prez'dent, please...
Listen to how it sounds...
(MUD harpin' fer his dinner and The Big Man puttin' a hurtin' on his Les Paul)
One more time... I should not be here...on my knees... But hey, Mister Prez'dent...Justice means that much to me!! Won'tcha reconsider, Dubyuh... Won't you just INDICT Terrie?!
I told ya, Dubyuh... Got yer White House...you got the Power!! Clinton killed them Waco children...Slick left a scar!! Won't ya help us, Prez'dent Dubyuh... Won't you INDICT McAuliffe fer me?! Oh, Mister Prez'dent, please...
Mudboy Slim and the Syntaurz
BTW...John Ashcroft may--nominally--be the one who will actually issue the Indictments necessary to hold Terry McAuliffe accountable for the many crimes he has committed in the name of Bill Clinton and the Democratic National Committee; however, it is obviously President George W. Bush who'll have the final say as to if--and when--this eventuality occurs. I voted for Dubyuh and believe he's done an admirable job in office to date. Still, if he fails to unleash the Powers of Justice upon those who committed rampant crimes in the previous Administration, IMHO, his will go down in history as a failed Presidency for allowing unprecedented Executive Branch Corruption to go unpunished. What a tragedy that would be.
So before all you blindered BushBackers go attackin' me fer undermining a President of whom I think quite highly, please consider how you will defend Dubyuh's inaction in '04 were Ashcroft to fail to do what we all know in our hearts must be done with respect to the Felons of the previous Administration...
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
FReegards...MUD
49 posted on 11/16/2001, 4:15:49 PM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#638. To: Landru, backhoe, yankhater, jla, iceskater, Flora McDonald, staytrue, kristinn, Angelwood, ironman, x (#636)
"Shan't Git Fooled Again" (To be sung to The Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again")
We'll enlighten all we meet... For our children, we shall FReep... Truth and Morals that we worship shall live on!! 'Tis Clinton who spurs us on... Lib'ral Judgement is all Wrong... Media LIES, but the Sheeple shall catch on!!
We'll re-enforce Nation's Ol' Constitution... Devolve Power...The Great Devolution... Laugh and sing and take Slick Willie down!! Listen to what Limbaugh's sayin'... Gotta do more than prayin'!! Folks, we'll rise to our feet and sing... "We shan't git fooled again!!!"...No NO!!
We'll raise our voice for our Country with pride... Ain't gonna listen to Left's Med'yuh jive!! We'll wake all the Sheeple and smite all Left's spies!! Folks, you know that the Chi-Com spies always lie...don'tcha?!!
(Kewl synthesizer/guitar combo...maybe a li'l MUD on harp...LOL!!)
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
FReepers, hit the streets...educate everyone you meet... Lib'rals' "programs" we'll erase...by and by!! And the SLAUGHTER of the Left...means momentum for the Right... Sheeplez fears shall melt away before our sight!!
Right'll re-enforce our Ol' Constitution... Reject Lib'rals' Socialist solutions!! Smile and grin at the change all around...)=^D!! Pick up my ol' harp and sing...ain't like yesterday... Folks, we'll take to streets and scream... FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMM!!!
Meet the new boss...his name is George Bush!!
Mudboy Slim
Anybody know how to play this on the synthesizer?! I'm practicin' my Roger Daultrey...
FReegards...MUD
98 posted on 11/16/2001, 4:22:43 PM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Hillary, "STAY!!" (To be sung to Jackson Browne's "Stay")
Hildabeest, yer soul's empty... While yer hubby craves the stage... RATS can fuss, but it's yer crown!! Barry's late to come and he should leave... Work it, you got justified rage!! The DemocRATS, they're letting you down... Yer fight's with people who ain't Right!! You waited fer yer time... Then, when you got up, RAT voters screamed "BarryOhhh!!" Obama's weak... That young punk ain't been 'round... The Media Whore'd seems unaware... Girl, you've known Power he'll never know!! So, drink that whiskey shot and make yer stand... Dress Tim Russert down and tell'em you got cramps!! 'Cause when it comes to saving you, You know Rush Limbaugh's yer champ!! But when that last stump speech's been packed away... You know the Right still wants to play. So just make sure you got it all set to go... Before you come for MUDZ piano. (Raucous cheers)
Girl, my band you can trust... To Denver We Shall Go!! We're gonna freep fer Right and throw some mud on Barack Ohhh!! And his wife, I don't know... HorseFace Mark Warner's just a RAT HO!! And these songs all show Left's shame... RATZ believe Left's lies on street corner shrooms... And wander 'round Lame-brained!! Folks, the Right shall come and we'll lead great crowds... 'Cuz we know Reagan thought the same!! (Crowd goes wild)
Folks, it's OUR country and socialism ain't US!! Liberty, it's our credo...effete RATZ and RINOZ embarrass US!! We'll whup Marxist Greens & make a scene!! You've got suckers all 'round DeeCee... You've got Rev'rend Wright on the video!! You've got time to think, Big Guv'ment you love... But yer Power'll blow away!! Girl, it's only Right, RATS' time is short... 'Cuz the Right says, "Freedom shall reign!!" Sheeple, we've got the power over what we do!! You can sit there and whine... Or you can pull US through!! Come along, sing MUD's songs... You know ol' Slim ain't wrong!! 'Cuz when RATS' Media Scum tears Dubyuh down... You just remember, they're all clowns!! But Rush'll be scheduled to appear... To millions of pairs of eager ears!! Hill'ry stay...just a little bit longer!! We want to play -- just a little bit longer!! Now all Dem voters don't mind... And RATZ Unions don't mind... If you take yer merry time... Girl, just pay DemRATZ no mind and sing... One more song!! Oh, wont you stay just a little bit longer? Please, please, please say you will... Say you will!!
Oh wont you stay just a little bit longer? Ohh, won't you stay just a little bit longer? Hey-ey-ey...
Girl, yer vile hubby wont mind... And the Networks wont mind... If you take yer precious time... Hell, let's leave it all behind and sing... One more song!!
Mudboy Slim (5 June 2008)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Can't You See?!" (To be sung to Marshall-Tucker Band's "Can't You See")
(Mudboy on lead fife, BigMan on Lead Guitar)
We're gonna 'rase the Left's stain, focus our Enragement, folks... Right don't care fer Slick's 'HO's. Gonna climb US a mountain, the highest mountain, Lord, Gonna sing out, make all Dem Sheeple know!!
Can't you see...woah, can't you see... What them Lib'rals, Lord, they been doin' to me? Can't you see, can't you see... That DemMarxists been killin' the Meek?!
Gonna find me...Slick's 'Ho' TerryMac... Gonna taunt that punk to fight!! Slick Willie's pal, femme li'l ClintonPUNK... He gonna wish he would die!! Can't you see, ohhhhhh...can't you see... That Dem Lib'rals, Lord, they just hate You and me?! Can't you see, can't you see... That Dem Marxists, folks, loathe our Liberty?!
(BigMan pickin' on the guitar)
Gonna find me some Lib'rals now...Gonna Take me a Stand... Gotta stay on the Attack!! Got US a Band now...our next gig's TheGreatOne's Show... RATZ Beware!! Left we'll attack!!
Can't you see, ohhhhhh...can't you see... That them Lib'rals, Lord, they just hate You and me?! Can't you see, can't you see... That Dem Marxists loathe our Liberty?!
(Guitar-jammin'...)
Can't you see, ohhhhhh...can't you see... That them Lib'rals, Lord, they just hate You and me?! Can't you see, can't you see... That Dem Marxists loathe our Liberty?! Can't you see, ohhhhhh...can't you see... That them Lib'rals, Lord, they just hate You and me?! Can't you see, can't you see... That Dem Marxists loathe our Liberty?!
Mudboy Slim (updated today)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"NO ObamaNation!!" (To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "Californication")
Slick's a spy fer China... Leftists' zeal's to smite FReeNations!! Lib-uh- rulls love Sweden... Dreams of Amsterdam libations!! Obama wants Big Guv'ment dreams... Right, Rally Fer Our Nation!!
We're the...Beacon fer the world... Pride of the western civilization... We're warriors fightin' fer Peace!! Unleash the wisdom derived via liberation!! Left's oh so queer...RATS're HollyWeird!! Folks, Rally Fer Our Nation!!
BigJohn's surgin' very well...November 4th awaits US!! Reject the Left's spin...help FReedom win... 'Tis Culture War we're waging!!
[Chorus:] Airborne...uniform...br> MUD's corps...just war... FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! Defeat the ObamaNation!!
Barry's a girl...effete fairy, he's annoyed... Ain't done nothin' to help this Nation!! Obama LIED...he loves the Leftist side... Reject RATS' mis-information!! Fight 'gainst the Press Whore'd...we'll tear Left apart... RATS LIE to the whole Nation!!
TRUTH is what the Lib'rals most fear... Should be shamed by their Michael Moore baseness!! Limbaugh, you shall hear fer years... Righteous songs on yer AM stations!! Our liberties are here to stay... We're FReepin' fer our Nation!!
Oooh-ahh-ooooh...oooh-ahh-ooooh...
RATS're stained...they chose their way... Devolve Power to the States, men... Everybody, we're due fer Right's righteous liberation!!
[Chorus:] War-torn...Desert Storm... Must win...fight sin... FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! Defeat the ObamaNation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! Defeat the ObamaNation!!
(BigMan puttin' a hurtin' on his ax)
Corruption breeds 'cuz Dem Lib'rals WON'T know... But the Voters rule this Nation!! 'Cuz God looks out fer those hearts so stout... We're just another freedom station!! Come, righteous waves, Truth'll save the world... FReep fer our Liberation!!
Ooohh-ahh-oooohh...ooohh-ahh-oooohh...
BigJohn's surgin' very well... November 4th awaits US!! Slick's takin' a rest...Hussein's a pest... 'Tis Clinton's scalp MUD's craving!!
[Chorus:] War-torn...Desert Storm... Must win...fight sin... FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! Defeat the ObamaNation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! Defeat the ObamaNation!!
Mudboy Slim (09/15/2004...updated 06/09/08)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"FWIW...The Righteous Shall Triumph!!" (To be sung to Buffalo Springfield's "For What It's Worth")
There's somethin' happenin' here...it ain't Right...Vile Left, they Rule by Fear!! ATF men in a tank over there, slaughterin' kids whilst they knelt in prayer!! It's high time we INDICT T-Mac...PUNK Dem's Clown!! DNC Chairman...who killed Ron Brown?!!
There's bad men doin' Wrong...They'll win The Fight, unless the Right is Strong!! Bold people must speak OUR minds...we're gettin' too much resistance from OUR side!! It's time we ROUT Lib'rals, TRASH DemClowns!! High time fer Justice to NOW Rebound!!
Clinton feels he can't be beat...Med'yuh Poltroons, they're Effete!! Forgivin' wrongs, Press parrots Slick's LIES!! Most of them say, "Slick Willie's OUR GUY!!" It's time we STOP DemRATZ...Stop DemClownz!! Big Guv'ment's shakin' OUR Country down!!
Rev-o-lutions start slow...but Limbaugh's Legions shall grow!! Evil Wins when the Good are afraid!! Step outta line...the time's come fer Right to hold sway!! We shall INDICT T-Mac...Stop Left's Clown!! All ya good Patriots, come help US out!! We gotta STOP Clinton...Crush Slick's Crown!! Ev'rybody help what's goin' down!! We're gonna STOP Marxists...STOP DemClowns!! Expose RATZ Racism...let's do it NOW!!
(12/29/2001...Happy Birthday, MamaMUD!!)
BTW...Terrance P.(unk) McAuliffe is Complicit with ALL the EX-Traitor- in-Chief's Campaign Finance Abuse Felonies and TREASON!!! It's High Time the Right INDICTED DNC Chairman Terry "Punk" McAuliffe, IMHO, of course!!
Slick Willie is a Liar/Felon/Rapist/Mass- Murderer/WarCriminal/Traitor/Tyrant... But he had a whole lotta help from the Left. The Vast LeftWing Medyuh Whore'd will Defend the Indefensible--again--at their own peril!! When we INDICT DNC Chairman Terry McAuliffe, the BrainDead Lib'ral DemRAT Minionz won't have a clue That we are actually beginning The Discovery Stage for Slick Willie's INDICTMENT... But the well-informed RightWing shall know, because we'll make it happen!!
FReepers, it's time to flex our muscles and show the Left who controls the GOP!! And it ain't McStainz RINOZ!!!
Let's ROCK...MUD
1 posted on 12/29/2001, 4:35:20 AM by Mudboy Slim (Justice@in't.negotiable!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"