Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:350915 Comments:4422
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
"Justa Prison Drone" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Like a Rollin' Stone")
Once upon a time, you spewed yer lies... Danced the Bubba Jive with yo' wife...I WARNED YOU!! Mudboy wrote and sang, "Beware, BOY, yer bound to fall..." What ya think?! [that] I wuz...kiddin' you?!!
You used to...prance about... Brain-dead Elitists...hangin' out. Now, FOB's don't talk so loud... Now they don't seem so proud... About knowin' yer cellmate, Bubba, makes you squeeeal!!! How does it feeel?! Slick, how does it feeel?! Knowin' Prison's yer home...just a rock-crushin' ho'!! Justa Prison Drone!!!
Ahhh...you went to the finest schools... Alright, Slick Willie, but you know you only used to get...JUICED IN 'EM!! You never learned, BOY, how to live within walls concrete... And now yer gonna have to get...used to it!! You say you never told them lies... Never raped Lady J...didn't know about the spies... We're not buyin' yer ol' alibis... Slick, we'll avenge all them children...YOU have fried!! Now, you say, "Do we want to...Make A Deal?!!" I DON'T THINK SO!!! How does it feeel?! Bill, how does it feeel?!! To be on yer own...with yer whole Legacy Blown... Do ya hear me now?! Yer just a Chi-Com HO!!!
Ahh you...never turned around to see the frowns... On yer spokesmen and yer clowns who all did...tricks fer you. Slick, it's understood that you ain't no good... Real Men wouldn't let Ol' Butch Reno take yer...licks fer you!! You used to ride on Air Force One with ol' Arafat... Then you sold all our nukes to them Chinese cats... Ain't it hard...when you discover that... You really ain't, BOY, where it's at?!! Tell me, Slick, whatcha want fer yer last meal?!! HOW DOES IT FEEL?! Gonna make you kneel... Willie, yer on yer own...in the FReeper Zone!! Yep...a complete unknown...YOU, WE SHALL DETHRONE!!
Ahhh...wake up, all of you Sheeple...FReep the Elites... They're all partyin'...thinkin' Slick's...got it made!! Showerin' Slick with precious gifts... Where Slick's goin' them cellmates don't like TRAITORS... They don't take kindly to RAPE!! You used to be...so amused... At my Mudboy Songs and my "Radical RightWing Views"... Come to me...and kneel down...let's make some News!! Slick, beg to me, "Mudboy, please don't tighten the noose!!" Yer vulnerable now...and all yer secrets, we'll reveal! HOW DOES IT FEEL?!! Bill, HOW DOES IT FEEL?!!! To know you'll be DETHRONED!! Knowin' Prison's yer next home!! Just a rock-crushin' 'HO!!! JUSTA PRISON DRONE!!!!
"Right's Battle Against Left's Whore'D!!" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "The Battle of Evermore")
The King of Lyin' smugly bows... "Respect the Prez," we're told... "Protests shall cease...he'll be gone soon... Just leave Ol' Slick alone!!"
Has the Right lost its mind?! DETHRONE THE WHORE!! Lib'rals kill with great delight... The Right must fight this War... Folks, throw down the gauntlet now... Rest not 'til Slick's DETHRONED!! Side-by-side, we'll FReep and fight... Right shall win this Culture War!! Ohh-oh-ah-oahhhhh...
Hey...Dems gotta wonder... How far protectin' Slick they'll go! I'm waitin' fer some Righteous Republicans... To stand up and Re-Impeach Left's 'HO!! The Wisdom of the Forefathers told... "Preserve Equal Justice!!" Imprison Slick 'cuz Law don't care... 'Tween naif or President...No nooooo!! This Country is worth the fight... Truth shall CONDEMN Left's Blight!! Lib'rals enslave folks brown and black... The Med'yuh feeds their dread...ohhhh... Fear is the Lib'rals' Plight... Publik-skewl-ignorantized!!! This World is filled with Good and Bad... How will our children know?! Ohh...now...ohh-oh-ohhh...
Orwell, yer book wuz WRONG... Bold FReepers taught me so... Fine time fer an uprise... LET'S IMPEACH RATZ CHI-COM 'HO!! The Pain of War cannot exceed... Waco's burnt stench of Death!! Our drums shall shake the White House halls... Our guitars shall steal Slick's breath!! Fight on...sing fer our Nation...Fight on... VOTE RIGHT...the Left shall fall!! No need for Fear...we'll set things Right... Our Might'll transform the World!! Dance with the FReepin' Right... Sing 'til the mornin' lights!! History looms...be Strong and Bold... We'll bring True Justice back!! Bring it back...
At last, Reagan'll be smilin'... At Guv'ment small and nice. We have caged The Butcher of Christians... Sic Semper Tyrannis!!! Ahhh...ee-eye-ohhhh...ahhh-ah-ahh...
Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT... Bring it back...INDICT Slick...bring it back...then CONVICT...
Oh now...oh now...oh now...YES, NOW...oh now...oh now...oh now... Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT...bring it back... Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW ooh... Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW SING IT!! Sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it....
Mudboy Slim
23 March 2003, 1 PM-3 PM...March FER America...Richmond, VA (Innsbruck Pavilion in the Scenic WestEnd)... Be there if you still think this Country's worth Fightin' Fer!!!
FReegards...MUD
1 Posted on 09/01/2000 08:44:48 PDT by Mudboy Slim (The Anti-Clinton!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
DeeCeeRATZ are OUT OF CONTROL!! WeThePeople Must--and SHALL--DE-Fund Dem SwampRATZ!!
We need Senate and House committees created in the GOP-dominated 2023- 2024 Congress to do a deep dive investigation into RAT Sedition, Treason, and Mass-Murder as applicable for Doc Fauci, Clapper, Brennan, Comey, McAuliffe, ALL those FBI Co-Conspirators, a handful of corrupt Bidenz, and the granddaddy of all RATscum Marxist Sellouts, Slick Willie Klinton and his skank WHORE wife, the HildaBeest. Then when President Trump brings in his own Department of Justice in 2025, we need to see Mass Indictments, Prosecutions, Convictions, and some very lengthy prison sentences for these Marxist minions.
WeThePeople and our Thrice-elected Champion, Donald John Trump, shall make an example of ALL these Anti-American, Commie RATZ!!
Regards...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Right's Been Fergotten!!" (To be sung to the Moody Blues' "Nights in White Satin")
Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend... Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!
"Truth ain't what we're about"..."Clinton LIED before!!" "Justice will ruin US...Right shan't care anymore!!" Bless George Dub-YOOOOOO!! We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh... Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh-ohh....
Some try to sell me...dreams of gracious Guv'ment!! Bush, save our liberty...rule like Reagan did!! Then, we'll love YOOOOO... Yes, Right'll love YOOOOO... We love George Dub-YOOOOO!!
(Mudboy kickin' it on Irish Whistle)
Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend... Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!
Truth, it's got RightWing pissed...must even the score... Justice and truth IS...Right shan't wait anymore!! Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh... We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh... Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh... Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh... We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh... Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...
Please FReep..."The Gathering" Looms... HardRight's Fate...we're Lib'rals' Doom!! Embittered Sheeple...shall rise and repent... The Lib'ral haze lifted...energy well-spent!! Compassionate Dubyuh...wrestles 'gainst S.C.U.M.!!* ModerateMan cries "Dubyuh, yer The One!!" Bush Senior's the oak...the acorn, his son... FReeper denizens, fight like yer young... Bold-hearted George just rules fer Right!! Remove Big guv'ment from our site... Left is Dead...behold what's Right!! Next, we decide when to fight... Or become a Colluder?!!
#598. To: Cyber-Band, SynTaurz, Three Dog Night (#596)
"DeeCeez 4 reTARDZ!!" (To be sung to Three Dog Night's "Easy to be Hard")
How can people be so heartless? How can people be so cruel? Easy to be hard Easy to be cold
How can people have no feeling? How can they ignore their friends? Easy to be proud Easy to say no
Especially people who care about strangers Who care about evil and social injustice Do you only care about the bleeding crowd? How about a needed friend? I need a friend
How can people be so heartless? You know I'm hung up on you Easy to be proud Easy to say no
Especially people who care about strangers Who care about evil and social injustice Do you only care about the bleeding crowd? How about a needed friend? We all need a friend
How can people be so heartless? How can people be so cruel? Easy to be proud Easy to say no Easy to be cold Easy to say no
Come on, easy to give in Easy to say no Easy to be cold Easy to say no Much too easy to say no
Pre...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Devolution!!" (To be sung to the Beatles' "Revolution")
Aaarrrggghhh!! RATS say they want a revolution... Well, you know... We all want to change the world!! Truth is we need a Devolution... 'Cuz you know... RightWing wants to save the world. But Left is all about destruction.... RATS don't know we'll fight Guv'ment Power!! Still, you know we're gonna be all right, We're Right...Far Right!!
Folks, Liberty's our real solution... Guv'ment blows... Devolvin' Power is the plan!! RATZ beggin' fer tax contributions... Left don't know... We're givin' all we can!! If you want money fer sheeple with minds that hate... Socialist minions, irrelevancy's yer fate!! Still, you know we're gonna be all right, We're Right...Far Right!!
(guitar jammin')
Left wants to shelve the Constitution!! Well, you know... Barry's Marxist ways are dead!! RATS wanna kill our institutions... Still, we know... Our precious freedoms sosh'lists dread. But if you go carrying pictures of BarryO... Yer just a RAT loser, that's what good patriots know!! Folks, you know we're gonna be all right, We're Right...Far Right!!
Mudboy Slim (23 September 2009)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Stranglehold!!" (To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold")
Here we come again, Joe Biden...We're Gonna Impeach!! Medyuh RATZ got NO SAY, SwampRapists!! Biden's Gonna Git Creamed!! Joe, Right's been knowin' EWE soo long...RATZ FEAR TRUTH's here to stay!! Got EWE in a stranglehold, JOEY...RINOZ, Git Outta OUR Way!!!
JOE, EWE married a bitch now, din'tcha?! What were EWE thinkin', EWE hound?! Soiled OUR House, EWE Villainous TRAITOR...Dig Syntaurz Righteous Sound!!! Folks, Yer Forefather's DIED fer you to be FRee...Socialism's sooo passe'!! Got RATZ in a stranglehold now, Country...DETHRONE DemRATZ TODAY!!!
(The BigMan/DEiscoDave kickin' it on guitar like only GONZO hisself can!!)
Patriots, we gotta Git JUSTICE!! Limbaugh, Rush Boldly said so!! The Sheeple think Right and Left are the same...They're CONFUSED... RATZ TREASON Shall Be Shown!!
Come on...FReepersUP!! Come on...FReepersUP!! Come on...Fight RATZ SCUM!! Come on...JOEZ a BUM!! Come on come on come on come on, Patriots!! Come on come on come on come on up!! Come on come on come on come on, Nation!! Come on, TRUMPsterz, COME ON!!!
Marxist views are fer PhatCows!! DemLib'rals LUST Fer RAT-Power!! If RINOZ git in our way, SnowFLAKES, You know Right'll force them OUT!!
Good Patriots they died to protect me...Yes, FReedom's Here To Stay!! Got RATZ in a Stranglehold, Lib'rals...Right's Gonna Whup Yer A$$!!!
(Gonzo Jammin' 'til we're done!!)
Heh heh heh...MUD
360 posted on 1/30/2004, 2:02:34 PM by Mudboy Slim (RE- IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#605. To: The Syntaurz, DiscoDave, BigMan, Dr. MonDremo, JazzyJosh, p Snake, Stumpfy, conservativemusician (#603)(Edited)
"DeeCeez Satanz HO!!" (To be sung to Three Dog Night's "Easy to be Hard")
How can DeeCee be so heartless? Why must DeeCee be so cruel? DeeCeez 4 reTARDZ!! DeeCeez Satanz HO!!!
How can Sheeple forfeit Freedoms?! How can RATZ betray their "friends"?! DeeCeez WAAAY Too Proud!! DeeCeez Satanz HO!!!
DemRATZ are Marxists who Brainwash OUR Children!! ANTIFA's Pure EVIL...Must Bring RATZ to Justice!! DemRATZ only care about their Greed and Power!! Big Guvment AIN'T OUR Friend... Right Shall NOT Bend!!
How can DeeCee be so heartless? Why does DeeCee Breed Such FOOLZ?! WAAAY Too Proud!! DeeCeez Satanz HO!! Freedom's for the BOLD!! Fight Dem Marxist HO's!!
Patriots, DeeCee LIES and "Spins"!! DeeCeez Satanz HO!! Freedom's for the BOLD!! DeeCeez Satanz HO!! Must believe me, RATZ Must GO!!
Mudboy Slim (3/23/22...0633 EST)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#607. To: jeremiad, palo verde, AuntB, GrandmaC, mel_living, mel- ferret, ferret mike, meguro, Jhoffa_ stand watie, ANGELWOOD, bUFORDp (#580)
"Walk On The VILE Side!!" (To be sung to Lou Reed's "Walk On the Wild Side")
Willie came from Little Rock, A-R-K... Politicked his way across the U-S-A. RAPED some women on the way... Killed his "friends" 'cuz he was the Prez - Slick said: "Hey Knaves, take a walk on the Vile Side!!" Said, "Hey Country, take a walk on the Vile Side!!"
John Huang came from Beijing in Red China. In Slick's White House, Illegal Funds he laundered!! But Huang never lost the Prez... 'Cuz Slick's TREASON required bread - Huang said... "Hey Bill, sell yer NUKES to the Chi-Coms!!" Said, "Hey Willie, Sell the Rope to hang yer side!!" And Left's MedyuhShills go, doo dodoo (7x on F C)
Tobackky Al never once gave it away, Chi-Com monks hadta pay and pay!! Corruption here fer some TREASON there... Clinton's White House is the place where they said: "Hey kids, take a walk on the VileSide!!" Said "Waco kids, we'll send tanks to make YOU FRY!!"
BourbonBirch Teddy picked up Mary Jo... Looking for some lovin' from his Intern "HO"!! Drove into the Chappaquiddick, drowned his date then split the scene - Ted said: "Hey Bobby, Kennedy's can't commit crimes..." Said, "Hey Jack, DemocRATZ...Ain't We ALL Vile?!!"
HildaBeest's just fading away, Thought she was VeePee in her day. Lib'ral Wretch, she covets cash, Prison's where RAT BI+C#'ll breathe her last - she said: "Hey Hubbell, thanks fer sirin' my only child!!" MUD Said, "NooYawkers, Don't Y'all Got Any Pride?!" And the RATmedia goes, doo dodoo (7x on F C)
Mudboy Slim...first FReeped 20 July 1997... (re-FReeped 18 February 2003)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
You should come up with a song about Lia Thomas, the male swimmer who "won" the NCAA Women's championship, set to the tune of "Lola" by the Kinks.
Government is in the last resort the employment of armed men, of policemen, gendarmes, soldiers, prison guards, and hangmen. The essential feature of government is the enforcement of its decrees by beating, killing, and imprisoning. Those who are asking for more government interference are asking ultimately for more compulsion and less freedom.
Oh gosh...been a long time since I did a request...but I really respect YOU and this suggestion. Wow...this will be fun. Thank you for pinging my Oh-So-Lonely thread, my friend. Please don't make it a One&Done...I totally support and encourage links to other particularly interesting threads you may like to spread the word about.
Regards...MUD
BTW...I will ping you to my LOLA parody once completed and posted.
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Dutch's Home!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Thunder Road")
Effete Whore'd's damned...Reagan's hearse waits... RATS' derision towards Nancy, the Right ignores... As Sean Hannity raves!! Liberator's fightin' fer "the lowly"... Hey, I'm FReer 'cuz what Reagan showed me!! Dutch's headin' home again...Right claims his grace...we're not alone!! We gathered outside...Leftists, you know just what we're here for!! RATS're scair't 'cuz they're thinkin'...our Nation ain't listenin' to FOOLS anymore!! Show a little faith, there's passion on the Right!! RATS're poltroonish...we'll win the Big Fight!! Folks, FReedom's all Right to me!!
Left ain't Right...we'll recover...RATZ loss is our gain!! Right's awestruck...cut Big Guv'ment...shed programs to the States!! Wasteful Guv'ment is FReedom's Bane!! Righteous saviors, conspire...help US FReep!! Normal folks...not "heroes"...we fight fer Good!! At each election, VOTE Fer FReedom, World!! Liberty is always Good!! It's our chance to fight RATS' Lust Fer Power!! Dutch, what else can we do now?!! We'll educate Dem Lib'rals...reject Left's spin...show that Right cares!! 'Cuz the Right's future's hopeful...this Nation rejects Left's feeble fears!! We've got one more chance to seal the deal... We'll make that City on a Hill!! Right's on track...Heaven's callin' "Dutch" Reagan back!! Oh oh...come join our stand!! Fightin' fer what's Right...come hear our Righteous band!! Oh oh...Dutch is home...folks, Dutch is Home!!Yeah, 'neath the Dome!! Standing out here, gettin' scorched by the sun... Still, we'll stand and wait...we love Reagan like his sons!! Lord, Dutch is Home!! We're Right...we're Bold!! Dutch is Home!!
Yes, Reagan was our star...he outsmarted Ol' Gorbachev!! Got the Country on track...now Gip's ready to take that long walk... To where folks, they live in Peace!! The gates're open...say "Howdy" to Saint Pete!! We know Nancy's lonely...her loving heart is broken!! But tonite Ronnie's FRee...after Righteous words were spoken... There are tears in our eyes...fer all the dreams he liberated!! We'll honor Gip's memory 'til we're olde...by rededicatin' our lives to Reagan's aims!!
[We'll] revere his name each time when we FReep!! Ron's Revolution's grown...fight DemRATZ 'til we're FRee!! 'Cuz all Dem Leftist fools don't know Ron... RATS fear the RightWing's soaring dawn... 'Cuz when we fight righteous wars, Left's gone!! Fight RATZ spin...John Kerry can't win!! DeeCeeTowne's full of LOSERS...but, fer the Gip, the RightWing Shall Win!!
Mudboy Slim
On Thursday, 10 June 2004, I took a half-day off and went to pay my respects to "The Greatest President in MY Lifetime!!" as he laid in State at the U.S. Capital Building. After getting in line just after 4:30 P.M., it took until right around 8:00 before I entered the great dome, and gazed upon the flag-draped coffin of The Great Liberator!! It's a day I will NEVER forget!! While I waited in line, I FReeped this song dedicated to the Reagan Legacy and the man who brought it about!!
FReegards...MUD
1 posted on 6/12/2004, 12:14:20 AM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Slick's DemonRATZ!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springteen's "Pink Cadillac")
RATZ may think we're foolish... Fer the righteous things we do. Slick, you wonder why We LOATHE You... Why you insult our values like you do. Slick Willie, you are a SCUMBAG... There ain't no secret 'bout that!! So, come on over here and LISTEN... Willie, I'll spill the facts! Slick Willie, it ain't yer Country... Next month'll be proof of that!! We loathe you fer yer Waco Attack... Nukes to Chinese... Rapin' Broaddrick... Uzi'in' down the FRee... Skankin' on young girls... Bullyin' the Right... Spendin' all OUR Money on yer Overseas Flights!! Willie, I just wonder... Why Lib'rals still cut you slack... With yer knife in their backs... Slick's DemocRATZ!!!
Bill Clinton desecrates his Bible... Bombs Nations justa hide his Wrongs!! There's always another temptress... Prez'dent really oughtta know doin' interns is WRONG!! Chi-Coms bought you, Bill, with Silver... Slick, you sold OUR NUKES fer Gold!! Tyrants BRIBE Ol' Slick with treasures... National Security's been SOLD!! Lewinsky tempted Clinton with her strap thong... Slick said, "Lemme snort a li'l crack!!" Just another of Slick's DemocRATZ!! Must RE-IMPEACH... Senate SHALL CONVICT!! Then, INDICT RATZ Creep!! Prison's Slick's New World... Prison's only right... Savin' all Billz lovin' fer a cellmate named Dwight!! Willie, I just wonder if you'll sleep well in yer rack... Or will EWE simply crack?!
Now some folks say MUDZ too BOLD... I should "show more class." Some folks say MUDZ too old... DemRATZ can kiss MUDZ A$$!! This Country is bigger than Bill Clinton... It's bigger than the Med'yuh, too!! Clinton, there's only one thing... That I must say to you... "Slick Willie...Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!" Patriots, we must go on the attack... And kick the butts of Ol' Slick's DemocRATZ!!
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#619. To: AuntB, PhiKapMom, Victoria Delsoul, mommadooo3, Irma, Happygal, iceskater, LonePalm, conservativemusician (#617)
(Slick Ain't) "Tuff Enuff!!" (To be sung to the Fabulous Thunderbird's "Tuff Enuff")
I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees... Ain't no doubt about it, WillieBoy, Right Shall RE-Impeach!! We'll wrestle with yer Liars in Left's Medyuh Whore'd... It's all Right, Willie...you Chi-Com Whore!!
Slick ain't tuff enough!! Left ain't tuff enough!! RATZ ain't tuff enough!! Marxists like it Rough!!
Fer the Truth, Willie, I shall always FReep!! Nothin' we'll do to you that's too much fer me!! Slick caused Waco's burnin' buildings and young children Bill hurt... We'll FReep Willie 'til he's six feet under dirt!!
Slick ain't tuff enough!! Left ain't tuff enough!! RATZ ain't tuff enough!! Slick, Right Shall Be Rough!!
(conservativemusician rippin' it on guitar)
I shall FReep 24 hours, 7 days a week... So the Sheeple know it's Justice We Seek!! I LOATHE Slick fer his TREASON and I LOATHE Slick fer RATZ Goons!! I know Justice is Right...Rush Shall Play MUDZ Tunes!!
Slick ain't tuff enough!! Left ain't tuff enough!! RATZ ain't tuff enough!! Slick, Right Shall Be Rough!!
Bill, take yer hands of the money that I've earned... Bite me, all you Effete Lib'rals...Left's Been Spurned!! We'll fight the Lib'ral state...Fight Osama Willie!! Just to git some Justice, don't you see?!!
Slick ain't tuff enough!! Left ain't tuff enough!! RATZ ain't tuff enough!! Slick, Right Shall Be Rough!! Slick ain't tuff enough!! Left ain't tuff enough!! RATZ ain't tuff enough!! Marxists like it Rough!! YEAH!!
(Guitar jammin' to fade...)
Mudboy Slim (12/09/2002)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Right Must Now Lead the World!!" (To be sung to Ten Years After's "I'd Love to Change the World")
Everywhere, Left's FReeaks are scary... Fight RAT-fairies, tell me "Wha' 'bout Liberty?!" RATS, they bitch, plead fer more... Must defeat the Lib'ral Whore'd!!
Right must now change the world... Rush'll tell you what to do... Folks, we'll FReep with George Dub-YOO!!
Righteous nation, Trump is leading... Save the needy...promote FReedom, why won't Left see?! Time is money...future's sunny... FReepin's funny...Truth is stunnin'...fight Tyranny!!
Right must now save the World... From Dem fascist Guv'ment tools!! Folks, yer FReedom's up to you!! Oh yeah!!
(Sweet guitar jammin')
Power DEvolution's...the Right solution!! Constitution...brings absolution!! Yes, Black is Right...RATZ are whores!! Right is just...Win THIS War!!
Right must now lead the world... To a future Right and True!! Folks, yer children look to you...
Mudboy Slim
326 posted on 11/16/2004, 3:46:50 PM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH the HildaBeast's Hubby!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#624. To: Cyber-Band, FBD, BraveMan, ForGod'sSake, scholar, Landru, jla, Corin Stormhands, dead (#333)
Email from a co-worker...
"A History Lesson"
The division of the human family into its two distinct political branches occurred some 10,000 years ago, when humans coexisted as members of small bands of nomadic hunter/gatherers.
The pivotal event of societal evolution was the invention of beer. This epochal event was both the foundation of modern civilization and the occasion of the bifurcation of humanity into its two distinct subgroups:
Liberals and Conservatives.
Once beer was discovered, it required grain, and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so it was necessary to stick close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed.
Some men spent their days killing animals to barbecue at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of the conservative movement.
Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting, learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly barbecues and doing the sewing, fetching and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the liberal movement.
An interesting evolutionary side note: some of these early liberal men eventually evolved into women. (Girlie men? Prehistoric Transgenders?)
Liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the trade union, the invention of group therapy and group hugs, and the concept of democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that the conservatives provided.
Over the years, conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth.
Liberals are symbolized by the jackass.
Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare.
Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men.
Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't "fair" to make the pitcher also bat.
Conservatives drink domestic beer, They eat red meat, and still provide for their women Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumber jacks, construction workers, medical doctors, police officers, corporate executives, soldiers, athletes, NASCAR drivers, and generally anyone who works productively outside government. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.
Liberals produce little. They like to "govern" the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America. They crept in after the wild west was tamed and created a business of trying to get MORE for nothing
Hence; this brings us to where we are today! Here ends the lesson in world history.
Well-stated, IMHO...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"VOTE Your Rage!" (To be sung to Bob Seger's "Turn the Page")
He's all wrong, this loathsome liar, The Beast From Arkansas... Can you condone Ol' Slick's intern moanin'...humpin' Bill's four-inch Ceegah?! Can you ignore how he treats women... Or the girls Willie's Lust destroyed?! Folks, your thoughts must soon be wondering...the way mine always do... "Why'd we give Slick so much Power...when he's such a gawl-durned fool?" Now you know why folks miss Reagan... I'm just glad Clinton's term is through...mmmmmm...
See, here's the scam...lies been told again... One Bad Man, humpin' his page... He must go!! Fell Left's Whore, my FRiends... We must vote...burnin' with rage!
Well, the Lib'rals are so arrogant...Left's got no Moral Code! Still, they spew their lies and "spin you"... As if you just got off the Boat! You pretend the Press don't bother you... But you just want to explode...! Most times you can't hear 'em talk...other times you can... All the same ol' cliches..."Radical Christian"..."Righteous Man". But, you always seem outnumbered...Right don't dare make a stand.
Here's the plan, get control again... Fight da Man, show'em your Rage... SLICK MUST GO!! FReep yer Congressmen... When we VOTE, we'll turn the page...
Out there on your jobsites, you think ev'rything's "Okay"... While bit by bit your Liberties...are slowly sucked away! As the cash flows from your wallet...you stay just beneath the fray. Later in the evening, as you lie awake in bed... With the echoes of Bill Clinton's lies...ringin' in your head... How you try, but you just can't forget... All your forefathers who bled!
They bled for you...we didn't want a King... We've got laws...put Slick in a Cage!! Left don't know...how to feel our pain! When we vote, they'll know our rage!! Ah, there Slick is...on the road again... DemonRATS, where's YOUR outrage?! SLICK MUST GO!! MARCH WITH ME, my FRiends... There Slick goes...Where?! I think I know-ow-ow!!!
Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
VP Kamala Harris accepts her nomination to the SCOTUS after Bidenz quota spot's first nominee, Dr./Ms. I.M. NotAbiologist fails to pass Senate confirmation. Then, TraitorJoe Biden, in the name of bringing the Country together, names Donald J. Trump as his Vice President... Then, after the GOP Tsunami of November 2022, Biden reads the tea leaves and decides he will RESIGN from Office On a mid-January date to be determined, thereby allowing the rightful winner of the 2020 Presidential election To serve the Second half of his rightful term, then running as an Incumbent in the 2024 Presidential election.
Then, I woke up...lol.
HEY!! It could happen...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Rockin' Cave!!" (To be sung to the Band's "Rockin' Chair")
Hang around, silly BO!! Don't you raise RATZ wails anymore?! That's fer sure...Right's spent our whole lives achievin'!! Cap'n's pushin' age seventy three... Cave's the only MUD place singin' "Liberty!!"
Folks, Mudboy's home again... Down in old Virginny!! With my very best friends... We're singin', "RATZ are silly!!" We're spreadin' TRUTH, RATZ say, "Patriots are WEIRD!!" Right's gonna sweep away all of Left's fears... Ol' Slim's Rockin' Cave shall be laid bare!!
Vote NOW, Patriots!! OUR HEARTS' gonna WHUP Dem Marxist TOOLS!! It's true...and I believe MUD knows what we should do. Right the stern...Defeat Left's WHORE'd... RATZ TYRANNY shall bury US no more!!
Folks, Mudboy's home again... Down in ol' Virginny!! With my very best friends... We're singin', "RATZ are silly!!" Right, don't wait, let Left dispair!! Dip'n SKOAL, MUD don't have no cares!! Ol' Slim's Rockin' Cave...VOTE MUD fer Mayor!! ;)
Hear our sounds, feel our joy... MUDZ beatin' Limbaugh to the green!! That's MUDZ belief... The TRUTH is, "BIDEN LIES!!" Church Hill's MUDZ dream to Right!! Every day that remains, fight the GoodFight!!
Folks, Mudboy's home again... Down in ol' Virginny... With my very best friends... We're singin', "RATZ will KILL ya!!" Gonna be nice just t'see good folks... Listen, my friends...GanjahBarry SMOKES!! Ol' Slim's Rockin' Cave knows life ain't fair!!
Right must heed Founders, "Save Liberty!!" Still, you know where MUD wantsta be... YO Brandon, can EWE dig MUDZ sound?! Down In Old Virginny... Gotta git our Country's feet back on the ground!! Power DEVOLVED to many... And I'd love to see my very best FRiends... We'll rock Dem Lib'rals silly!! I believe MUDZ Rockin' Cave's taught me...
Mudboy Slim (28 February 2010)...)8^D!!
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"