Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:976360 Comments:6317
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
"RATZ're Dolts!!" (To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Catapult")
Ooooohhh...FReep Dem Lib'ral boys!! Ooooohhh...FReep Dem Lib'ral girls!!
The Left's in shock...America's turned Dems "OFF"!! Cowards with no soul...ugly cows!! Question... "Do RATZ diss anything?! Does Left regret a thing?! Why's Slick still their King?! Don't the Truth mean a thing?!" RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!! RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!!
Ooooohhh...Whup Dem Lib'ral boys!! Ooooohhh...Teach Dem Lib'ral girls!!
Let's FRee Iraq, let's fry that damned Saddam!! Cowards Fear Right's Roll...shut their mouths!! Osama bil Clinton, yer mother regrets her kids!! Fear the Power of the Right!! Some questions... "Did Slick KILL wantonly?! Why did Bill bite her lip?! Voters, 'tis YOU I blame!! This year, please vote fer change!!!" RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!! RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATz're Dolts!!
Folks...FReedom hearkens... TRUMP...shall seek Justice!! RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!! RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!!
Ooooohhh...FReep Dem Effete Boys!! Ooooohhh...FReep Dem Airhead Girls!! The Left's in Shock...Networks have been turned off... Cowerin' in White Towers, losin' Power!! Right Shall Makes Its Stand!! Forefathers, they went thru this... Fear the Power of Our Roll...NO question... "House, it shall RE-IMPEACH!! Senate shall then CONVICT!! Next, We'll INDICT Left's Creeps!! Jury Shall then CONVICT!!" RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) Prison 'HO!! RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) Slick's a 'HO!!
Mudboy Slim (19 August 2002)
6 posted on 10/17/2002, 12:14:49 AM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Legend of Mudboy Slim" (To be sung to Charlie Daniels' Band's "Legend of Wooley Swamp")
Folks, if you ever go back to the BonAir Swamp... Well, you oughtta just do what's Right!! There's things out there in the middle of them woods That make Dem Lib'rals cry from fright. RATZ still crawl and Med'yuh lies and Clinton sleeps around on the town... And they say the ghost of Mudboy Slim gets up and he FReeps around.
Limbaugh couldn't believe it!! Rush just had to find out for hisself. MattDrudge couldn't conceive it!! The dude never seemed to listen to nobody else. Dubyuh couldn't believe it!! Dude just had to find out for hisself... There's some things in this world you just can't explain.
[Spoken:] Ol' Mudboy lived in the Virginny Swamp, back in his cave in the woods. He never did do a lotta harm to the world, 'cuz he always tried doin' Good. People didn't think too much of MUD...they all thought he acted funny. Ol' Mudboy didn't care 'bout DemSheeple anyway... All he cared about was gettin' JUSTICE!! He'd write it all down on FReeper threads and he'd bury it all around. And on certain nights, if the moon was Right, he'd sing it out loud, with no sound... Slim'd pour his heart out on the threads he called "Black!!" and run his vocals through it. Yeah, Mudboy Slim was an orn'ry young man and that's all that there was to it!!
Dem RINOZ couldn't believe it. They just had to find out for themselves. Med'yuh couldn't conceive'it...'cause DemRATZ never would have listened to nobody else. JimRob, sure, he [had sincere doubts]!! Jim just had to find out for hisself... There's some things in this world you just can't explain.
[Spoken:] DemClintons was white trash. They forced most of US FReeper's to FReep. They were mean as Butch Reno and sneaky as RATZ and quite arrogant when they'd speak. One night Ol' Slickboy Willie said, "Y'all meet me at Ol' Muddy's Cave later. We'll take old Mudboy's Justice and we'll feed him to the Litigators." They found Ol' Mudboy out in the back with a guitar in his hand, Thirteen RightWing FReeper songs were just dug up out of the sand. Then, T-Mac went crazy and he beat Ol' Mudboy, and Slick picked him up off of the ground. Threw MUD in Left's Swamp and stood there and laughed as the Black water sucked him down. Then they turned around and went back to MUDZ shack and picked up MUDZ Justice and ran. Slick hadn't gone nowhere when they realized they were publicizing MUDZ Band. McAuliffe struggled and Slick squealed but they couldn't get away and just before they went under They could hear Ol' Mudboy laughing and a voice say, "Fear Righteous Justice!!!"
And that's been fifty years ago and you can go by there yet. There's a spot in the yard out back behind MUDZ shack where the ground is always wet. And on summer nights, if the moon is right down by that dark footpath, You can hear Slick Willie sqeeeeeealin'...You can hear Ol' Mudboy laugh!!!
BWAHAHAHA...MUD
367 posted on 10/14/02 1:08 AM Eastern by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Right's 'Bout HONOR!!" (To be sung to Jewel's "Life Uncommon")
Don't worry Gran'ma...we'll be alright... And don't worry brothers, say your prayers and sleep tight!! And it'll be fine, sweet wife of mine...MUD'll be just fine!
Lend your voices only to Songs of FReedom!!! No Longer Bend Right's Strength fer that which We Wish to be FRee FRom!! Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery... And ALL shall learn...the Right's 'bout HONOR!!
We've heard Left's anguish... I've heard Left's "hearts" whine out!! Right is tired...yes, We're weary, but We Aren't Worn Out!!!! Set down your chains...'til only Faith remains... Set down Left's chains!!!
And lend your voices only to Songs of FReedom... No longer lend your Strength to that which you wish to be FRee from... Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery... And We Shall Build...a World of Honor!!
There are plenty of Sheeple who Pray fer Peace... But if praying were enough our dreams wouldda come to be. Left's Programs Enslave and Numb!! Yet, the Heavens will hush themselves to hear... Our voices ring out clear...with Songs of FReedom... Songs of FReedom!!
Come on, you Lurkin' FReepers...join in and come play!! There is a Good Army coming and we are Armed with Faith... To Live...We SHALL Give...Justice!!
And lend our voices only to Songs of FReedom!! No longer lend our Strength to that which we wish to be FRee from... Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...and Right shall lead... Lend our voices only to Songs of FReedom!! No longer lend our strength to that which we wish to be FRee from... Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery... And Right Shall Prove That Truth's Worth Honorin'!!
"God is watching over U.S.!!"
FReegards...MUD
52 posted on 11/16/2001 4:15 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-03-04 11:47:20 ET
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"FReepin' Fer Our FReedom!!" (To be sung to Merle Haggard's "Okie from Muskogee")
We don't care who smokes if they are grown-ups... We don't git our kicks bein' Elites!! And we don't burn our draft cards like Bill Clinton... 'Cuz we like livin' Right, and bein' FRee!!
We don't like RATZ Party 'cuz they're Sosh'lists... But we like takin' stands and whuppin' Tools!! We don't like our Guv'ment big and flabby... Like Dem Lib'rals out in San Francisco do!!
CHORUS: And I'm proud to be a FReeper fer our FReedom!! RATZ race to call US squares and diss our drawl... We still wave Old Glory out front of OUR House... 'Cuz America's still the Greatest Nation of all!!
Marxist Dolts are Sick and Vile...We Stand Against Dems!! Treason and RAT scandals are obscene!! Football's still the funnest sport on TeeVee... Whuppin Sosh'list RATZ is MUDZ Righteous Dream!!
And I'm proud to be a FReeper fer our FReedom!! Left can call US squares, but we have a ball... We still wave Old Glory out on our front porch!! And Tequila's still the biggest thrill of all!!
We still wave Old Glory out front of OUR House... We Shall Convict ALL Dem Traitors...Let's Roll Today!!
Mudboy Slim
410 posted on 12/9/2002, 2:07:02 PM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Black-Hearted Lib'rals!!" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Black Country Woman")
Shall we roll it JimRob? We're rolling on ah...[Number one.] One? Ah one again. A-hah. I'm tryin'a get this aeroplane off. Nah, leave it. Yeah.
Hey, hey Lib'rals...what's the matter here?! Hey, hey Lib'rals...why y'all act so queer?!! Ya didn't have to tell US that ya love Slick so... Right's gonna haveta whup ya, Commies...Let US ROLL!! Hey, hey Lib'rals...what'chu really FEAR?!! Ya didn't have to be such a National Disgrace... Ya didn't have to make US put OUR fists in yer face. Hey, hey Lib'rals...why ya act so queer?! Folks, it's all Right...We're Voting 'Gainst Left's Fears!!
Hey, hey Networks...why you treat Right mean? Oh, oh DeepState, why won't you come clean?! Oh yeah. Ah yeah. Ya didn't have to slaughter children like you did... Ya didn't have to tell me "MUD, yer just a kid." Hey, hey Lib'rals...why'd ya treat Right mean?! Ya didn't have to say you'd support FELONS with Pride... Ya didn't have to tell Slick, "Left Approves ArkanCide!!" Hey, hey Lib'rals...why you treat chicks mean?! Folks, that's all Right, you'll know dumb Chelsea, too!!
Oh yeah, Let's ROLL!!
Ya didn't have to tell US that ya love Slick so, Ya didn't have to leave US, Lib'rals...yer Slick's HO's!! Hey, hey Lib'rals...what is wrong with you?! Ya didn't have to make yerselves a National Disgrace... Ya didn't have to make US put OUR fists in yer face!! Hey, hey Lib'rals...what is wrong with you?! Ahh but that's alright, we'll git yer Treasonous TOOLZ!!
Oh yeah-yo. Roll Man! ROLL!!
Hey there Lib'rals...you didn't have to crucify Truth like you did... Ya didn't have to tell MUD I was just some kid. Hey, hey Lib'rals, what'chu really FEAR?!! Ya didn't have to sell our NUKES to Chi-Com Scum!! We shouldn't have to deal with you T'WITS...Let US ROLL!! Hey, hey Lib'rals...what is wrong with you? FReepers'll Fight...you'll know HildaBeast, too.
"Hell's In JOEZ Mirror!!" (To be sung to Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit")
Load up on puns, my FLAMEr FRiendz... We shall not lose this Culture War!! Right's victory is pre-ordained... Oh no..."Truth" ain't a dirty word!!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?! Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?! We Know!! We Know!! We Know!! How so?! You'll know!! You'll know!! You'll know!!
We're all Right now...we're not dangerous. Fear our throng, though...we're educated!! Left is STOOOPID...and outrageous!! Hear MUDZ songs now...educatin'!!
All aboard now...to the Right, folks... HOO's yer Leader?! Fight 'gainst TREASON!! Yeah!!
(guitar jammin' interlude)
Power-grubbin's what RATZ do best... And fer this grift, Right is Blessed!! Our patriot group has always been... And always will 'til tyrant's death!!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?! Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?! We Know!! We Know!! We Know!! How so?! You'll know!! You'll know!! You'll know!!
We're the RightWing...we're quite courageous!! It's OUR turn now...don't enrage US!! Here Right is now...entertaining!! All aboard now...to the Right, folks... HOO's yer Leader?! Fight Fer FReedom!! Yeah!!
(long guitar jam)
We shan't fergit...Swamp's such a waste!! Hell yeah...we'll whup RATZ with our guile!! Our work is hard...but we sure don't mind... Oh well, whatever...ever Right!!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?! Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?! We Know!! We Know!! We Know!! How so?! You'll know!! You'll know!! You'll know!!
We're the Right, folks...we're contagious!! Hear MUDZ songs now...educatin'!! Left is STOOOPID...just outrageous... Right's THE Truth, folks...we're bodacious!! Devolve Power...to the States, folks... It's OUR FReedom...Folks trust US, bro'!!
"RichmondTowne!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Oxford Town")
RichmondTowne, RichmondTowne... Ev'rybody's got our chests bowed out!! George Dubyuh's Right to Force Soddom Down!! Celebrate OUR Troops in RichmondTowne!!
Mudboy lives in RichmondTowne... Soccer games and Brownie Scouts!! Party with folks red and brown... Lib'rals, stay away from Mudboy now...
RichmondTowne's Confederate!! Klinton's THE Chi-Coms' Whore... We SHAN'T let RATZ Win!! All becuz Slick Committed Treason!! What do you think about that, my FRiends?!!
Me and my pals, we love fun... WE WHUP RATZ 'Cuz We Think They're Dumb!! I don't even know why RATZ come... Go on back where y'all came from!!
RichmondTowne's a lazy afternoon... Mudboy Slim's singin' sum powerful tunes!! Thousands died 'cuz SlickWillie is a Goon!! Attorney General...Investigate SOON!!
Theres nothing wrong with Capitalism Theres nothing wrong with free enterprise Dont try to make me feel guilty Im so tired of hearing you cry
Theres nothing wrong with making some profit If you ask me Ill say its just fine Theres nothing wrong with wanting to live nice Im so tired of hearing you whine About the revolution Bringin down the rich When was the last time you dug a ditch, baby!?!
If it aint one thing Then its the other Any cause that crosses your path Your heart bleeds for anyones brother Ive got to tell you youre a pain in the a**
You criticize with plenty of vigor You rationalize everything that you do With catchy phrases and heavy quotations And everybody is crazy but you
Youre just a middle class socialist brat From a suburban family and you never really had to work And you tell me that weve got to get back To the struggling masses (whoever they are) You talk, talk, talk about suffering and pain Your mouth is bigger than your entire brain What the h*ll do you know about suffering and pain
Pre...MUD
787 posted on 3/31/2003, 6:28:06 PM by cherry_bomb88
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Fight 'Gainst RATZ Lust Fer Power!!" (To be sung to Jimi Hendrix's version of "All Along the Watchtower")
"There must be some kind of way to Fight FEAR..." Said Rush Limbaugh to OUR Chief!! "There's too much corruption... Clinton Shall Not Go FRee!!! Bus'nessMen...'tis JusticeTime!! Plowmen...Hear MUDZ Words!! MUD Shall Never Compromise... Nobody else here should!!
Fer Treason we shall Indict Slick... The Swamp...RATZ Shall Implode!! There are many RATZ amongst us... Who "feel" Pro-Life is but a Joke!! But you and I we've been through that... Gittin' JUSTICE is OUR Fate!! So let US stop talking falsely now... RATZ Power We'll Abate!!
(FReakJam ensues...)
Tyrants...RATZ Lust Fer Power!! Leftists HATE the TRUTH!! While all the Lib'rals came to chant... BrainDead IDIOT TOOLZ!! Outside in a cold cavern... Ol' Mudboy DOTH Growwwwwllllll... TruthWriters are approaching... As Ol' Slim Began To HOWL!!
Fight Against RATZ Lust Fer Power!!
Join US On The Watchtower!!
Fight Against Big Guv'ment Power!!
ROCK Dem RATZ into SUBMISSION!!!
FReegards...MUD
1069 posted on 01/22/2003 12:06 PM EST by Mudboy Slim (Bill Clinton is THE RAPIST of America!!!)
771 posted on 3/31/2003, 2:51:33 PM by Mudboy Slim (The DemocRAT Party Prefers Authoritarianism to FReedom... THAT's UN-American!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Chi-Com Spies!!" (To be sung to the Eagles' "Lyin' Eyes")
Lib'ral Pols just seem so gawl-durned squirrelly... Slick Willie's WHORE'd says, "Trust the Commies' Bile!!" Effete ol' men, will go now to the Jury... They'll fess up and disgrace RATZ Elite Style. Late last night, most DemocRATZ felt lonely... Reckon every Dolt knows Clinton isn't Right!! And it breaks MUDZ heart to think RATZ love is only... Given to Dem folks who stand fer Rape and Vice!! So Dems tell Slick they must Vote NOW fer their Country... To support their Nation that the Left's torn down... But Slick knows where RATZ're goin' as they're leavin'... Left is headed for the FReepin' side of town!!
{start_of_chorus} You can't hide yer ChiCom Spies!! Yes...Left's Vile and lost, passion-wise!! I thought by now RATZ'd realize... There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!
On the other side of town, Mudboy is waitin'... With fiery eyes and dreams no RAT shall steal!! He types on through the night, anticipatin'... 'Cuz Slick makes him FReep away RATZ sleazy spiel!! Swamp rushes to Slick's arms, they'll fall together!! MUD whispers that Bill's goin' to be tried!! RATZ swear that soon they'll be comin' back, emboldened... MUD laughs away and sings "McAuliffe's FRIED!!"
RATZ can't hide their ChiComSpies... And Slick's guile is a thin disguise!! I thought by now Left'd realize... There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!
RATZ, wake up and pour yerself a strong one... You know now that Left's Stars just keep on LYIN'!! Come Join the Right...We're gonna FReep Dem Wrong Ones!! Slick's bed is made...we'll hang him fer his crimes!! Left wonders how it ever got this crazy... RATZ think about the dreams they dreamed in school. Did Left get tired or are RATZ just damned lazy?! They're so far gone, Dems seem just like they're fools!! My, oh my, RATZ sure seem now like deranged things... Press set it up so well, so carefully... Ain't it funny how Left's new fights didn't change things... Left's still the Socialist Shills they've always been!!
RATZ can't hide their ChiCom Spies... And Slick's guile is a thin disguise!! I thought by now Left'd realize... There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!
Mudboy Slim (GOP Tsunami +12hours)
325 posted on 11/06/2002 4:27 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Scam 'em All!!" (sung to the tune of Van Halen's "Panama")
Jump back, whats that sound? Justice comes, full blast & gavel down Hot Slick, burnin down in DeeCee Town Awful citizen, zero discipline
Dont ya know Slick justices comin to you Youll lose this time You cant . Scam em all, Scam em all Scam em all, Scam em all
Aint nothing like it, Slick's tiny scheme Hes got the feel for real, keeps a lyin bout things Hot seat, burning down in DeeCee town Got a jail cell reserved just for him
Dont ya know Slick justices comin to you Youll lose this time You cant .
Scam em all, Scam em all. Yow! Scam em all, Scam em all oh oh oh Woo!
(guitar solo)
Yeah, yer runnin out of lies tonight Ya can barely get away with the heat comin on You know that were savin A special kinda trail for you now get yer lyin butt back Hes tellin your lyin Book in bout the oval office now Got to be fearin, Patterson n Questions poppin', justice not stoppin now
Scam em all, Scam em all Scam em all, Scam em all oh oh oh oh Scam em all, Scam em all oh oh oh oh Scam em all
cherry_bomb88
996 posted on 4/29/2003, 8:49:25 PM by cherry_bomb88 (No one cares how much you know until they know how much you care. )
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Right Side of the Tunes!!" (To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Brain Damage/Eclipse")
Sex lunatic EX-President...Vile Miscreant EX-President... Those phone sex games and semen stains can't stand!! Got to make Bill Clinton feel OUR Wrath!!
Young intern kneels in Bill's Hall...EX-President is lookin' small!! The Networks know their Vile Creation's just a WHORE... And every day, they enable Slick still more!!
But soon Left's dam'll break open...many Libs'll be RUINED... While GOOD Leaders rule upon the Hill... And when Dem RATZ implode...the World shall start anew... I'll meet you on the Right Side of the Tunes!!
EX-President has lost his head... Slick's debauchery we shan't accept!! We'll raise a Cain...we'll force "The Change"!! We'll re-arrange Dem Lib'rals' brains!! We'll storm the doors...Slick's got no files on ME!! In prison, Slick'll die, he shan't go FRee!!
And if yer heart hurts, you can't trust your own ears... You sing out, yet no one seems to hear!! Those DemocRATZ promote Slick's lifestyle...RAT Party lies in ruins!! Please join MUD on the Right Side of the Tunes!!
(Eclipse)
Slick LIES so much...Slick LIES with ease... It leaves a bad taste...Monica kneels... She was in love...Bill's "TastyFlake"... Slick's rosy palm...fraudulently-raised!!
To all you Libs...it ain't a big deal... ALL Lib'rals LIE, BEG, BORROW, and STEAL!!
Left can't create...Left just destroys... Socialist FOOLS...they'll learn someday... The Leftist Elites...are totally Effete!! Come join the Right...we're winnin' the fight!! We'll DEVOLVE Power...bureaucracies gone... All this will come...with Liberty under Man's Law...yes, it's TRUE!! The Lib'ral LIE exposed by our Tunes!!
Mudboy Slim (24 September 1998)
644 posted on 4/18/2003, 4:37:30 PM by Mudboy Slim (DemocRATZ continue to Defend the Indefensibile and Assail the Unassailable!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Justa Criminal!!" (To be sung to "U2's 'SO cruel'")
Slick crossed the line...Greed pushed him over!! Justice don't matter to you...it matters to me!! Nation's adrift...but Right's voting!! MUDZ only singin' songs...to force Leftist's down... FReedom!!
[To Slick Willie hisself] Country's been fearin' you...You sold our Security!! Folks gave you everything you ever wanted...This really what you wanted?!! Women who love you, you hurt the most... You've got no soul, yer just a ghost!! The Left loves you...but yer TREASON is Left's Despair!! Willie...yer nowhere!! Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules... Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...yer a Criminal!!
Lib'ralism is a tender trap...Destroys Hope every time!! Left's Poverty Pimps...enslave Dem Wimps...Left's Vic-tim-ized!!! Slick's time in Jail will inevitably come... Bill's cellmates're achin' fer his love!! Hell'ry'll make Slick beg her fer her stuff... Bill may need her icy hug!! Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Slick thinks, fer him, there are no rules... Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...Yer Despicable!!
Slick spit his love on that Huge Blue Dress... While Slick's pud-whackin'...bin Laden schemed many deaths!! Left's SCUM!! Folks, we need a shower... SCUM...RATZ're Whores fer Power!!
Aaaahhh-Haaahhhhh!!
[To SlickMUDZbi+c#, personally, again] Slick, you must know, you must fear my desires... Danger's the drug that takes you higher!! Head of heaven, fingers...in the mire Yer heart is racing...you can't keep up The Right is FReepin' fer Justice!! Between the choices of love and lust... You'll be trampled...underfoot!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules... Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Med'yuh...Yer just TOOLS!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...To "Just Move On" we'd be damned fools!! Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Clinton's...Justa Criminal!!
Mudboy Slim (18 October 1999)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"King of the Ho's" (To be sung to Roger Miller's "King of the Road")
Traitor EX-President... Nukes sold to ChinaMen... Waco...we shant fergit!! Toddlers charred like cigarettes!! Yeah, Slick...snorts coke like a vacuum... Bill puts...his ol' friends in their tombs!! Still Slick's...Lib'rals kneel fer their King... King of the Ho's!!!
Slick's ceegars sure do stink... Masturbatin' in his sink. Hill's a worn-out, dried-up shrew... Bill ain't touched her in many moons!! Yes, folks...li'l Willard gets around... Short...and not too big around! Left prays...to their King on their knees... King of the Ho's!!
Slick bombed Kosovo, li'l Sudan, and Saddam Hussein... Killed many young children but hasn't no shame!! Slick's got his hand out in every town... Yet, we'll FReep the House and FReep the Senate and we'll bring him down!! I sing...Traitor EX-President... Nukes sold to ChinaMen... Waco...we shant fergit!! Toddlers charred like cigarettes!!
Yeah, Slick...snorts coke like a vacuum... Bill puts...his ol' friends in their tombs!! Still Slick's...Lib'rals kneel fer their King... King of the Ho's!!! Traitor EX-President... Nukes sold to ChinaMen... Waco...we shant fergit!! Toddlers charred like cigarettes!!
FReegards...Mudboy Slim (circa 1999)
Updated today...MUD
740 posted on 9/9/2003, 1:01:48 PM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Let's Be Bold!!" (To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Let It Grow")
Country's at a crossroads, fightin' to do what's Right... Folks, tell me which way I should vote to fight Left's cancer. Commence the righteous show... Stand fer love and let RATZ know...
Rock'n'roll saves yer soul... Freedom's awesome, Good Lord knows!! Lib'ral scum, Left hates US so... Love this Country...Let's be Bold!!
RATbots defend treason...the Left has lost its mind... R-RINO** whores shall fret and spin, but there's a rout on!! FRiends, BigGuv'ment's cover's blown... Ain't it fun to stand and Post?!
Rock'n'roll saves yer soul... FReedom's awesome, Allah knows!! Leftist scum, they hate US so... Love OUR Country...Let's be Bold!!
(BigMan on guitar...)
Right is gettin' orn'ry...patriots got much to do... Whup Dem a$$ and foolish twits shall learn our meaning... Our best shall learn MUDZ tunes... RightWing's love forever shown!!
Rock'n'roll saves yer soul... FReedom's awesome, Jesus knows!! RATbot scum, Left hates US so... Love OUR Country...Let's be Bold!!
Rock'n'roll saves yer soul... FReedom's awesome, good God knows!! Medyuh scum, Left hates US so... Love OUR Country...Let's be Bold!!
Mudboy Slim (6/13/06)
BTW...**Reagan-RepublicansInNameOnly
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
Mudboy Slim posted on 2008-05-14 11:09:32 ET
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"What Good Am I?!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "What Good Am I?")
What good am I...if I'm like all the rest? If I just turn away...when Slick's slaughterin' kids... If I shut myself off...sit 'n' bitch, moan, and whine... What...good...am...I?!
Why, tell me why...won't the Press tell the Truth? 'Bout Slick's deal with Beijing...'bout the Dead Slick's thugs shoot? Should I just drink my beer...forget Slick's TREASON and his LIES?! Whose...FOOL...am...I?!
What good am I...if I fail to FReep?! Should I lay down in bed...try to restlessly sleep? When I've seen Waco pictures...children carelessly FRIED... What...good...am...I?!
Do I tell my kids...that Dad failed the FRee?! FOLKS, WE MUST MAKE OUR STAND...LET'S DETHRONE WILLIE!!! Prosecute all his crimes...let's send Slick to Prison!! Soon, Slick'll wear chains...then, we'll RE-IMPEACH!!!
What good am I...if I bless foolish things? If I cower in the face of...Vile Tyranny?! Shall I just turn my back...while our Liberties die?! I...would...rather...die!!
Patriotic FReegards...MUD
1 Posted on 08/03/2000 08:21:55 PDT by Mudboy Slim
23 posted on 12/28/2003 12:05:49 AM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Walk On Dem's VILE Side!!" (To be sung to Lou Reed's "Walk On the Wild Side")
Willie came from Little Rock, A-R-K... Politicked his way across the U-S-A. RAPED some women on the way... Killed his "friends" 'cuz he was the Prez - Slick said: "Hey Knaves, take a walk on my Vile Side!!" Said "Hey Country, take a walk on the Vile Side!!"
John Huang came from Beijing in Red China. In Slick's White House, Illegal Funds he laundered!! But Huang never lost the Prez... 'Cuz Slick's TREASON required bread - Huang said... "Hey Bill, sell yer NUKES to the Chi-Coms!!" Said, "Hey Willie, Sell the Rope to hang yer side!!" And Left's MedyuhShills go, "doo dodoo doo dodoo doo dodoo doo Dodoo doo dodoo doo dodoo doo dodoo..."
Tobackky Al never once gave it away, Chi-Com monks hadta pay to play!! Corruption here fer some TREASON there... Clinton's White House is the place where they said: "Hey kids, take a walk on Demz VileSide!!" Said "Waco kids, we'll send tanks to make YOU FRY!!"
BourbonBirch Teddy picked up Mary Jo... Looking for some lovin' from his intern "HO"!! Drove into the Chappaquiddick, drowned his date then split the scene - Ted said: "Hey Bobby, Kennedy's can't commit crimes..." Said, "Hey Jack, DemocRATZ...Ain't We ALL Vile?!!"
HildaBeast's just fading away, Thought she was VeePee in her day. Lib'ral Wretch, she covets cash, Prison's where RAT BI+C#'ll breathe her last - she said: "Hey Hubbell, thanks fer sirin' my only child!!" MUD Said, "NooYawkers, Don't Y'all Got Any Pride?!" And the DemocRATZ go, "doo dodoo doo dodoo doo dodoo doo Dodoo doo dodoo doo dodoo doo dodoo..."
Mudboy Slim
(FReeped 20 July 1997; then re-FReeped 18 February 2003)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Right!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Night")
MUD gets up every morning and he's wound up as hell... He's gotta work late 'cuz BigGuv'ment's ringin' his bell!! Don't you pout...yer yer father's son!! Winning's the start of a beautiful run!! Yes, Mudboy's Right!! Patriots, stock up yer house... Stand up and fight...folks, rise up and DO WHAT'S RIGHT!! Leftists' world is busting at its seams... Right's rejecting Obama's Marxist schemes... Holding on to what's Right...folks, we'll work all day... Let's blow Left away 'cuz we're RIGHT!!
Yes, DeeCee's filled with Truth Evaders... Obama LIES!! DemRATZ are vile invaders!! But "He's so pretty" say the Hollyweird stars... Too bad Hope and Change won't power our cars!! So, stand up and fight...fulfill Reagan's bold dreams... Armed with faith in Liberty...proudly sing and do what's Right!!
Yes, we're in love with the riches Freedom brings... Progressive Guv'ment retards righteous dreams... Still, know MUDZ way is Right... MUD works nine to five and somehow he's reminded what's Right!! 'Tis OUR day...Left's mighty corrupt, RATZ are sooo VILE!! We're FarRight!! We're gonna Devolve Power 'til DemRATZ cry!! Our future is Right!! We're the FarRight!! Tyranny, we shall SMITE!!
And you know MUD shall be stalking Barry... And we'll trap him somehow, I swear... I swear we're Right! We LOVE Liberty!! Lib'rals, all y'all shall KNEEL to what's Right!!
(Saxaphone to end...)
Mudboy Slim
(Commenced 10 January 2010...completed 27 February 2010)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-04-07 15:58:18 ET
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Already Done!!" (To be sung to the Eagles' "Already Gone")
Folks, I heard Rush Limbaugh talkin' just the other day... And Rush said, "RATZ're gonna put Slick on the shelf!! But let me tell you...MUDZ got some news for you... And you'll soon find out Right's Truth... 'Cuz Slick's gonna haveta eat his lunch in a JailCell!!
'Cuz Slick's already bombed... And Right's feelin' strong!! MUD shall sing his Vict'ry songs... Woo, hoo,hoo,woo,hoo,hoo!!
This Prez'dent fer whom RATZ voted...made me stop and wonder "WHY?!!" But I reckon that WE'll just haveta set things Right!! Just remember this, Lib'ral, when ya believe in those who LIE... You can be RATZ 'tardz and still not know what's Right (WE're Right!!)
And Swampz already done... And Right's feelin' strong!! Right shall sing this Vict'ry song... Woo, hoo,hoo,woo, hoo,hoo!!!
Willie know it was EWE FOOLZ who gave Slick Power... Clinton knows it shall be YOU who helps US FReep!! So often times it happens that YOU live y'allz lives in chains... And YOU never even knew YOU have the key!!
But me, I'm already gone!! And I'm feelin' strong!! Right Shall Sing OUR Vict'ry Songs... 'Cuz Slick's Already Bombed!!
Yes, RATZ're already gone... And Right's feelin' strong!! Right shall sing this Vict'ry song... 'Cuz RATZ're already done!!
Yes, Slick's already buggered... Slick's squeeeeelin' fer more!! All Right, Let's Fight the Fight!!
BWAHAHAHAHA...MUD
8 posted on 2/23/2004, 2:49:14 PM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
MAGA's "Gotta Win California!!" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Goin' to California")
Spend my days justa FReepin' fer Right, Smoked my stuff an' drank...Kamala wine. Made up my mind, make a new start,
Goin'ta California with Dutch Reagan in my heart. Limbaugh told me there're Lib'rals out there... Right'll open their eyes...RATZ Powers, they don't care!!
LeftWing dazzles but RATZ Souls are Maimed!! Never let Press tell ya the Parties're all the same. Hohh...DemRATZ are Reds, Left's Med'yuh won't say, RATZ wonder how Left's "Heroes" could ever follow "Willaaaay!!" RATZ Elites an' their minions start to tremble an' shake, When children in LA...begin to awake...WATCH OUT!!
We FReep 'cuz Left's Hate fer what's Good's like a Punch to MY Nose... But Truth's startin' to flow, I think Slick might be sinkin'!! Slick, we'll INDICT...RE-IMPEACH...Fight RATZ Slime!! Help FReep everywhere...folks, Truth's Path Runs Straight and Right!!
The HildaBeast's without her King... Left says they'll Save the World... "Left LIES!!" MUD sings!! La la la la. Slick's Left's Nightmare 'cuz RATZ Power's all gone... Tryin'a find RAT-Saviors who'll never, never, never be born. Help US Build that World Shinin' Proudly and FRee!! Tellin' my FRiends, "It's not that hard, folks...Please help US FReep!!" Mmm-ahh~ahh.