Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:738929 Comments:5858
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
"Justa Criminal!!" (To be sung to U2's "So Cruel")
Slick crossed the line...Greed pushed him over!! Justice don't matter to you...it matters to me!! Nation's adrift...but Right's voting!! MUDZ only singin' songs...to force Marxist's down... FReedom!!
[To Slick Willie hisse'f] Country's been fearin' you...You sold our Security!! Folks gave you everything you ever wanted... Death really what you wanted?!! Women who love you, you hurt the most... You've got no soul, yer just a ghost!! The Swamp loves you...but yer TREASON is Left's Despair!! Willie...yer nowhere!! Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules... Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...yer a Criminal!!
Lib'ralism is a tender trap...Destroys Hope every time!! Left's Poverty Pimps...enslave DemWimps...Left's Vic-tim-ized!!! Slick's time in Jail will inevitably come... Bill's cellmates're achin' fer his love!! Hell'ry'll make Slick beg her fer her stuff... Bill may need her icy hug!! Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Slick thinks, fer him, there are no rules... Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...Yer Despicable!!
Slick spit his love on that Huge Blue Dress... While Slick's pud-whackin'...bin Laden schemed many deaths!! Left's SCUM!! Folks, we need a shower... SCUM...Libs're Whores fer Power!!
Aaaahhh-Haaahhhhh!!
[To SlickMYbi+c#, personally, again] Slick, you must know, you must fear my desires... Hatred's's the drug that makes RATZ LIARZ!! Head of heaven, fingers...in the mire Yer heart is racing...you can't keep up The Right is FReepin' fer Justice!! Between the Justice in God We Trust... RATZ'll be trampled...underfoot!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules... Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Med'yuh...Leftist Tools!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...To "Just Move On" we'd be damned fools!! Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Clinton's...Justa Criminal!!
Mudboy Slim (18 October 1999)
Updated...MUD
487 posted on 02/09/2002 2:49 AM EST by Mudboy Slim
541 posted on 3/7/2003, 4:56:10 PM by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends... "DemocRATZ and RINOZ LOATHE Liberty!!")
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"A Farewell to Sleaze!!" (To be sung to Rush's "A Farewell to Kings")
When they write the pages of history... And Clinton's Crimes have long been exposed, Will they write of US with disgust... For the deeds that we let go?!!
We turned our gaze from vile scandals by the Clintons... Eyes cast down on the path of least resistance!! Lib'rals full of Hatred, Fear, and LIES!!! DemocRATZ are FOOLS to ignore Slick's Spies!! Treas'nous Demons cloaked in White House guise... Trashin' all our liberties, while abortin' Unborn lives!!
The DemocRATZ are slandering the Sacred Halls of Truth... Public Schools unburdening Left's bitterness on Youth!! Can't we heed the Laws that made US strong?!! Ohhh, can't we learn to tell what's Right from what's Wrong?!! WHAT'S WRONG?!!
(Reprise)
Lib'rals full of Hatred, Fear, and LIES!!! Socialists protectin' Chi-Com SPIES!! TeeVee Demons fawning 'bout their guys... Slayin' all that's True and Good, while scoffin' at The Wise!! Woah...Can't we raise OUR Voice and make a start?!! Can't we find the Will to blast Slick's Stonewall apart?!!
Mudboy Slim (9 July 1998)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-04-22 16:16:29 ET
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Willie and the Hand Jive" (To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Willie and the Hand Jive")
I know a RAT named Ol' Slick Willie... Gotta fat ol' chick named BigAss Hill'ry! She's a squawkin', dried-up, worn-out shrew... So Slick just plays that ol' skin flute! Look out, Country, it's an intern 'ho'... Doin' Slick's hand jive...knees to the flo'! Media's havin' a pretty good time... 'Cuz Left don't see where cheatin's a crime. Hand jive, hand jive, hand jive... Slap that monkey blind!
Slick was a young Ozark A.G... When he ambushed poor Juanita B!! Sex Fiend Willie gave her quite a treat... When he raped that lady, her lip did bleed. Quaint style, Slick's VILE, he smiles, "Baby, get yo'self some ice!!"
(FreakJam ensues...)
Slick and Hill'ry...they're having a ball... Abusin' their Power and that ain't all, 'Cuz they committed TREASON and it's plain to see... Slick's sellin' Dem big lies on TeeVee. Slick LIES, Slick SPIES, he'll Resign... And do that Prison Time.
Hey...hey-ey
This one's gotta FUNKY BEAT...MUD
Mudboy Slim (10/29/01)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Lib'rals, Yer Dumb!!" (To be sung to Cat Stevens' "Father and Son")
Libs, it's time to make a change... Yer just dumb...Media's fault... There's so much you still don't know. FReep the World!! Save yer Town!! Leftists want...vote 4 bennies... But you see, TraitorJOE...he LIES badly!!
All Left cares about is Power, their corruption does not please US!! RATZ're Wrong...Sheeple Power...Tyranny is Wrong!! RAT-media's slime...LIES a lot... Why?! Power's the only thing they've got!! Freedom must prevail more tomorrow... MAGA's dreams are hot!!
Libs, please let Mudboy explain... Face the Truth, reject Dem's Lib'ral spin!! Dem socialists are lame...pray fer Glory!! 'Cuz the moment Limbaugh talked, World was destined to listen... The Right's the way...don'tcha know?! We'll help Freedom grow...today!! We'll grow...fer FReedom's soul--ahh-ohhh!!
(Nice little guitar breakout)
Libs, it's time you make a change... Justice-bound, we'll FReep boldly!! Left's quite dumb...Networks' fault... Only schmucks believe Media's "truth"!! FReep the World!! Save yer town!! Tell yer friends, "Don't Vote Terrie!!" Liberty's fer the Bold...and the scrappy!!
Righteous Right, fight with pride... We wield the Truth...it's by design!! Fight's hard...so Dem Lib'rals ignore $#it... Come join the Right...help US FReep!! Help US spread our Liberty!! Fer Justice pray!! And you know...that the Truth shall win the day!! I know...DemRATZ don't know!!
Mudboy Slim
122 posted on 9/26/2004, 10:16:58 PM by Mudboy Slim (Girleymen HATE Bush!!)
Minor updates today...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-08-04 11:42:22 ET
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Heathen Slime!!" (To be sung to the Velvet Underground's "Pale Blue Eyes")
Liberty makes me happy... Sosh'lism...it is bad. Lib'rals ain't never happy... They're Marxists who are oh so mad... Patriots must REJECT Left's SCAM!! Just move on, you Chi-Com spies... Left is WRONG...Come join the Right!!
Sing it out from the mountain tops... "Liberty for the Meek!!" Lib'ral fools love enslavement... It's YOUR money Leftists seek!! It's yer Freedom RATZ seek!! Just move on...Dem Marxists LIE!! Left is WRONG...come join our fight!!
If we could tell the World the TRUTH 'bout DemRATZ' Tyranny... Righteous shall ne'er bear it!! Stand up fer Liberty!! Stand tall because you're FRee!! Just move on...Joe Biden's slime... RATZ are WRONG!! Come join the Right!!
(Reprise)
Vote fer Life and Freedom!! Whup Dem Lib'rals' butts!! We say, "Justice is Right On this time... Joe LIES...his gig is up!!" Down for FOOLS is UP!! Can't move on...RATZ Treas'nous Spies!! Left is WRONG!! RINOZ ain't Right!!
It is GOOD that Right IMPEACHED Willie... Right must do it once again!! Must fight Dem Lib'ral FEYries... Fight fer TRUTH, my LF friends... MUD ain't foolin'...we'll git Ol' Slick!! Shan't move on...Swamp's Heathen Slime!! Left is WRONG...Come Join the Right!!
Mudboy Slim (03/25/2005)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-08-02 14:17:29 ET
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Slick Willie's Right Hand!!" (To be sung to the Highwaymen's "The Devil's Right Hand")
About the time MUDZ daddy left to fight fer VietNam... I hear that Bill Clinton ran away like a girl... Ran away like a girl, with his girley-man squeeeeeal... Thought Slick was the punkest wimp country's ever seen!!
So I asked if I could whup Slick someday when I grew up... Limbaugh dropped ten dozen hints...MUD really knew Rush!! MUD often heard Rush...and MUD strove to understand... Limbaugh said McAuliffe is Slick Willie's Right Hand!!
(Chorus:(All together) Slick Willie's Right Hand...Bill Clinton's Main Man... Mudboy sang, "McAuliffe is Slick Willie's Right Hand!!"
MUD whupped his first Lib'rals 'cuz Dem Lefties're all Dolts!! McAwful acts frightnin' but he knows he's mighty slow... RAT PUNK's mighty slow and soon he found out... Slick can get you into trouble, then he won't help you out!!
So then I went and taught Slick's PUNK how Slick Willie LIES!! Slick's the Stainmaker, but RATZ never knew why... RAT Chairman did DIE, Terry didn't understand... 'Cuz Ron Brown said, "Bill Clinton is the Devil's Right Hand!!"
The devil's right hand, Bill Clinton's right hand... Mudboy said RAT Punkster is Slick Willie's Right Hand!! Slick Willie's Right Hand, RAT RAPIST's MainMan... Mudboy sings, "McAuliffe is Slick Willie's Boyfriend!!"
(Mudboy on harp)
Well, MUD joined JimRob's Band and they went to town!! Caught Dem Lib'rals cheatin'...FReepers, hunt Dem dawgs down!! Walk Dem PUNKS down...help RATZ Punk fall... Terrie struck at Mudboy, then Ol' MUD had a Ball!!
PUNK's trial was shown on TeeVee, and Truth rang within Mac's head... Asked him how he pleaded, "Slick's Guilty!!" MUD said. "PUNK's Guilty!!" MUD said, "PUNK loves Slick's cute arse..." Voters polled the Lib'rals, but Bill Clinton's no Man... Slick Willie's no man, Bill Clinton's just BAD!! Mudboy says, "BillzaBubba's the Devil's Left Hand!!"
Limbaugh said McAuliffe is Slick Willie's Right Hand!!
Mudboy Slim (12/06/2002)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Duelin' With Slick!!" (To be sung to the Eagles' "Doolin Dalton")
We wuz duelin'...with Bill Clinton!! Truth shall flow...DemRATZ, be shamed!! Slick loves money and faithless women, Fat Lewinskey soothed Slick's pain...
Come now, Bill Clinton...Let's Fulfill God's Will!! Fool Lib'rals' Party's DEAD in FReeperville!! MUDZ voice it sings fer Justice, "Slick's a HOOD!!" Lay down your lawbooks, Slick, yer no damn good!! Better keep on movin', SlickBoy Willie... WE're yer shadow...yer MUD's BEACH!! If yer fast and if yer lucky, You might never see that hangin' tree!!
Well, my FRiends, spread out and FReep Dem Lib'rals' stain!! RAT Medyuh's filled with fool drones...kneelin' for their King. Folks, FReepers shall use our backs and use our brains, Lib'rals shall go stir crazy, Lord, 'cause BigGuv'ment Shall Be Razed!! Yes, Bill Clinton met Mudboy Slim... Muddy sung and FReep'd, just fightin' crimes. Then MUD laughed and sang, "Yer MUD's HO, boy!!" And then he left that FReepin' Life behind.
Work in progress...MUD
506 posted on 12/13/2002, 10:25:01 AM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Beast Called Rodham!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Beast of Burden")
You ever seen that Beast called Rodham?! She seeks yer vote, RATZ kiss her bottom... All RATZ want is fer you to vote "HILLARY!!"
Yes, I know, Liberty's a burden... DemRATZ're SLIME...Slick Willie's squirtin'!! All RATZ want is fer you to vote "HILLARY!!"
Slick ain't strong enuff... Hill ain't smart enuff... Sure, she'll BITCH'n'bluff... Right's not too blind to see-ee-ee...
You ever seen the Beast in Harlem?! The LeftWing's stoned...Slick's presence mars 'em!! Syntaurz on the radio...Come on, Nation, vote 'gainst Hillary!!
Slick ain't bold enuff... Hill ain't bright enuff... Truth's a BI+C#, Life's rough... Right must now fight fer free-ee-ee!!
(Reprise)
Ol' Hill'ry grifter... She loves pretty pretty pretty pretty petty girls... Slick loves pretty petty young'uns pretty pretty petty girls... Come on, Voters, please please please!!
I'll tell ya... Ron Brown killed, no doubt... Arkancide!! Slick's a lout... First, Slick RAPED, Dem RATZ lied!! Folks, help me out, Help US Out!! Vote her out 'cuz of Tyranny!! Yeah...
Yes, RATZ breed sickness... Right must SUCK IT UP!! Throw Left's LIES at me... We shall shrug it off!! There's one thing, Nation... That you should understand... Dem RATZ love Hillary... She SHAN'T be Prez-uh-dent!!
Slick ain't rough enuff... Hill ain't tough enuff... Sure, she'll BI+C# and bluff... RATZ love it rough...OOH OOH...OOOH...
You ever seen the Beast called Rodham?! She seeks yer vote, RATZ kiss her bottom!! Never never never never never be...
You ever seen that Beast called Rodham?! She seeks yer vote, RATZ kiss her bottom!! All Left wants is Power fer more tyranny!!
Mudboy Slim (18 May 2007)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-08-17 14:18:30 ET
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
From the Halls of Montezuma, To the shores of Tripoli, We fight our country's battles In the air, on land and sea. First to fight for Right and Freedom, and to keep our honor clean; We are proud to claim the title of UNITED STATES MARINE.
Our flag's unfurled to every breeze From dawn to setting sun. We have fought in every clime and place Where we could take a gun. In the snow of far off northern lands and in sunny tropic scenes, You will find us always on the job, THE UNITED STATES MARINES.
Here's health to you and to our Corps Which we are proud to serve. In many a strife we've fought for life And never lost our nerve. If the Army and the Navy Ever look on Heaven's scenes, They will find the streets are guarded by UNITED STATES MARINES
HOOOYYYYAAAAHHHH!!!!!
FReegards...MUD
1,138 posted on 2/3/2003, 1:51:55 PM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Come Together!!" (To be sung to the Beatles' "Come Together")
Here comes the RightWing...we've been buildin' up slowly... Got TheDonald leadin'...got our troops a'rollin'!! We got Rush on the Eee-eye-bee; Mudboy Slim ain't jokin', Trump's got RATZ on their knees!!
Left fears the Righteous...Libs got whupped at the polls!! RATZ love MarxistBernie...RATZ kill unborn children!! Left's all naive tools...braindead freaks. One thing Right must tell Dems is folks gotzta be FRee!! Come Together, Right NOW...in DeeCee!!
DemRATZ're destructin'...Libs love Eeeee-vil Tyrants!! Left's got zero morals...Left's RAT-spine's a crackin'!! RATZ got FReeped down becuz Right's FRee!! Fight the LeftWing Commies 'cuz we loathe Tyranny!! Come together, Right NOW...help US FReep!!
Right!! Yo...
Keep rollin', Justice...we got Bill Barr diggin'!! Next, git RATboy Comey and that bozo Brennan!! We say, "One and one and one is three!!" RATZ love Guv'ment freebies, cast their votes on their knees!! Come together, Right NOW!! Drain DeeCee!!
Oh... Come together...yeah!! Come together...yeah!! Come together...yeah!! Come together...yeah!! Come together...yeah!! Come together...yea-eah-eahh!! Come together...yea-eah-eahh!! Come together...yeah!!
Never Fergit...MUD
1 posted on 9/11/2003, 12:03:46 AM by Mudboy Slim
Updated 21 February 2020...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
Mudboy Slim posted on 2020-02-21 16:13:59 ET
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Where's Yer Shame, Lib-uh-Rulls?!!" (To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "What's Your Name?")
Folks, It's Time To ROCK, RATZ're noisey, I should know!! We'll be yer FReedomWriters... Dubyuh, lead US to the show. Right done made some plans for movin' US to the Right!! So, find a Lib'ral dweeb... And I know Y'ALL Can Teach Her Right!!
(Chorus) Where's yer shame, Lib-uh-rullz?!! Where's RATZ shame?!! Children you ain't, Leftist girls!! Won't you act yer age?!!
Left Can Go to HELL!! Lord, DemRATZ are a mess!! It seems that one of Slick's crew... Hadta go and hadta CONFESS, oh yes!! Well, the police said, "Slick Can't Rape Anymore!!" What a shame... Won't you come and FReep, World... And meet Ol' MUD the ClintonBane!!
Where's yer shame, Fascist WHORE'd?! Where's yer shame?! Shootin' you straight, little girl... Left's Hands're Bloody-Stained!!
(Chorus) Why Must YOU Rape, WillieBoy?! Why d'ya RAPE?! Whuppin' you straight, SlickWillie... Yer Just Mudboy's Game!!!
(Guitar Jammin')
(Chorus) Where's yer SHAME, Lib'uh-rullz? Fer Viet Nam?!! Marxists are FREAKS, don'tcha know?! Voters, don't be lame!!
Gonna ROCK the Next Age... Right, Git Ready to ROLL!! We got Sick Tyrant Thugs to SMITE... Damn Networks Won't Know, oh no... Gonna git Slick a Prison Home... Won't that be grand?! When it comes parole each year... We're Gonna FReep Slick Again...and AGAIN!!
POWER is RATZ Aim, Lib-uh-rullz... Left, Show Shame!! Confessin' is GREAT, Mindless WHORE'd... Ignorance ain't no shame!!! Just Show Yer Shamed...by the Left!! Show Yer Shame!! Socialists HATE...LIBERTY!! Don't YOU Join RATZ Shame!!
Black XIV FReegards...MUD
1 posted on 1/25/2003, 10:39:43 AM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
They don't eat, don't sleep They don't feed, they don't seethe Bare their gums when they moan and squeak Lick the dirt off a larger one's feet They don't push, don't crowd Congregate until they're much too loud F**k to procreate till they are dead Drink the blood of their so called best friend
They don't scurry when something bigger comes their way Don't pack themselves together and run as one Don't shit where they're not supposed to Don't take what's not theirs, they don't compare
They don't scam, don't fight Don't oppress an equals given rights Starve the poor so they can be well fed Line their holes with the dead ones bread
They don't scurry when something bigger comes their way } Don't pack themselves together and run as one } (2x) Don't shit where they're not supposed to } Don't take what's not theirs, they don't compare... }
Rats...They don't compare (2x) Ben, the two of us need look no more (5X)
Pre...MUD
836 posted on 2/9/2003, 1:57:46 PM by Mudboy Slim (RATZ're Ignorant DOLTS...TRUTH is the Left's Number One ENEMY!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Let's Be Bold!!" (To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Let It Grow")
Country's at a crossroads, fightin' to do what's Right... Folks, tell US which way we must vote to fight Left's cancer. Commence the righteous show... Stand fer Love 'til DemRATZ know...
Rock'n'roll saves yer soul... Freedom's awesome, Good Lord knows!! Leftist SCUM, they hate US so... Love OUR Country...Let's be Bold!!
RATbotz defend Treason...the Left has lost its mind... R-RINO** whores shall fret and spin, but there's a rout on!! FRiends, BigGuv'ment's cover's blown... Ain't it fun to Stand Yer Post?!
Rock'n'roll saves yer soul... FReedom's awesome, Allah knows!! Marxist SCUM, RATZ hate US so... Love OUR Country...Let's be Bold!!
(BigMan on guitar...)
Right is gettin' orn'ry...patriots got much to do... Whup some a$$ and Marxist twits shall learn our meaning... Our best shall learn MUDZ tunes... RightWing's love forever shown!!
Rock'n'roll saves yer soul... FReedom's awesome, Jesus knows!! RATbot SCUM, Left hates US so... Love OUR Country...Let's be Bold!!
Rock'n'roll saves yer soul... FReedom's awesome, good God knows!! Medyuh SCUM, RATZ hate US so... Love OUR Country...Let's be Bold!!
Mudboy Slim (6/13/06)
BTW...**Reagan-RepublicansInNameOnly
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-10-15 17:27:35 ET
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"JUST A COMMON SOLDIER" (A Soldier Died Today) by A. Lawrence Vaincourt
He was getting old and paunchy and his hair was falling fast, And he sat around the Legion, telling stories of the past. Of a war that he had fought in and the deeds that he had done, In his exploits with his buddies; they were heroes, every one.
And tho' sometimes, to his neighbors, his tales became a joke, All his Legion buddies listened, for they knew whereof he spoke. But we'll hear his tales no longer for old Bill has passed away, And the world's a little poorer, for a soldier died today.
He will not be mourned by many, just his children and his wife, For he lived an ordinary and quite uneventful life. Held a job and raised a family, quietly going his own way, And the world won't note his passing, though a soldier died today.
When politicians leave this earth, their bodies lie in state, While thousands note their passing and proclaim that they were great. Papers tell their whole life stories, from the time that they were young, But the passing of a soldier goes unnoticed and unsung.
Is the greatest contribution to the welfare of our land A guy who breaks his promises and cons his fellow man? Or the ordinary fellow who, in times of war and strife, Goes off to serve his Country and offers up his life?
A politician's stipend and the style in which he lives Are sometimes disproportionate to the service that he gives. While the ordinary soldier, who offered up his all, Is paid off with a medal and perhaps, a pension small.
It's so easy to forget them for it was so long ago, That the old Bills of our Country went to battle, but we know It was not the politicians, with their compromise and ploys, Who won for us the freedom that our Country now enjoys.
Should you find yourself in danger, with your enemies at hand, Would you want a politician with his ever-shifting stand? Or would you prefer a soldier, who has sworn to defend His home, his kin and Country and would fight until the end?
He was just a common soldier and his ranks are growing thin, But his presence should remind us we may need his like again. For when countries are in conflict, then we find the soldier's part Is to clean up all the troubles that the politicians start.
If we cannot do him honor while he's here to hear the praise, Then at least let's give him homage at the ending of his days. Perhaps just a simple headline in a paper that would say, Our Country is in mourning, for a soldier died today.
"Short-Haired Country Boy" (To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Long-Haired Country Boy")
People say I'm no good, crazy as a loon... 'Cuz I sing songs after midnight, trash Clinton in ev'ry tune! Cuz Slick's like my Ol' Horn-Dog Hound... He likes to play the field gettin' laid! You may not think I'm funny, but I damn-sure got it made...
'Cuz I ain't askin' my guv'ment fer nuthin'... Folks, I can get it on my own! So if you don't like the songs I'm singin'... Lib'rals, leave this short-haired country boy alone!
Prez'dent's squawkin' on TeeVee, trashin' some Camels named "JOE"... Smirks while betraying our Nation, slaughters innocents in Kosovo!! Left says, "Clinton walks on water," but I don't think that's true. Some of us think Slick's DemocRATZ will be doin' a little walkin' soon!!!
'Cuz Emperor Bill ain't clothed in nuthin'... GrandPa says, "You reap what you have sown!" If you don't like the Truth I'm singin'... You just leave this "Mad Libertarian" ALONE!!
(reprise)
Reno tries to delay, but us FReepers got the dirt... DemocRATZ run fer cover, but Rush Limbaugh's words must hurt. Dem Lib'rals say, "Ev'rything is fine!" But each politician needs yer Vote. Slick's holdin' on by the skin of his balls... But his Party's become a joke!!
No, I ain't tellin' you Lib'rals nuthin'... That y'all shouldn't know on your own! So if you don't like the "MUD" I'm slingin'... You just leave ornery Ol' Mudboy ALONE!!
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 07/09/1999 06:16:36 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Hillary, "STAY!!" (To be sung to Jackson Browne's "Stay")
Hildabeast, yer soul's empty... While yer hubby craves the stage... RATZ can fuss, but it's yer crown!! Barry's late to come and he should leave... Work it, you got justified rage!! The DemocRATZ, they're letting you down... Yer fight's with people who ain't Right!! You waited fer yer time... Then, when you got up, RAT voters screamed "BarryOhhh!!" Obama's weak... That young punk ain't been 'round... The Media WHORE'd seems unaware... Girl, you've known Power he'll never know!! So, drink that whiskey shot and make yer stand... Dress Tim Russert down and tell'em you got cramps!! 'Cause when it comes to saving you, You know Rush Limbaugh's yer champ!! But when that last stump speech's been packed away... You know the Right still wants to play. So just make sure you got it all set to go... Before you come for MUDZ piano. (Raucous cheers)
Girl, my band you can trust... To Denver We Shall Go!! We're gonna freep fer Right and throw some mud on Barack Ohhh!! And his wife, I don't know... HorseFace Mark Warner's just a RAT HO!! And these songs all show Left's shame... RATZ believe Left's lies on street corner 'shrooms... And wander 'round Lame-brained!! Folks, the Right shall come and we'll lead great crowds... 'Cuz we know Reagan thought the same!! (Crowd goes wild)
Folks, it's OUR country and socialism ain't US!! Liberty, it's our credo...effete RATZ and RINOZ embarrass US!! We'll whup Marxist Greens & make a scene!! You've got suckers all 'round DeeCee... You've got Rev'rend Wright on the video!! You've got time to think, Big Guv'ment you love... But yer Power'll blow away!! Girl, it's only Right, RATZ time is short... 'Cuz the Right says, "Freedom shall reign!!" Sheeple, we've got the power over what we do!! You can sit there and whine... Or you can pull US through!! Come along, sing MUDZ songs... You know ol' Slim ain't wrong!! 'Cuz when RATZ Media Scum tears Dubyuh down... You just remember, they're all clowns!! But Rush'll be scheduled to appear... To millions of pairs of eager ears!! Hill'ry stay...just a little bit longer!! We want to play -- just a little bit longer!! Now all Dem voters don't mind... And the Unions don't mind... If you take yer merry time... Girl, just pay DemRATZ no mind and sing... One more song!! Oh, wont you stay just a little bit longer? Please, please, please say you will... Say you will!!
Oh wont you stay just a little bit longer? Ohh, won't you stay just a little bit longer? Hey-ey-ey...
Girl, yer vile hubby dont mind... And the Networks wont mind... If you take yer precious time... Hill, let's leave it all behind and sing... One more song!!
Mudboy Slim (5 June 2008)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
Mudboy Slim posted on 2013-03-05 11:59:10 ET
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Slick's DemocRATZ!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springteen's "Pink Cadillac")
Left may think we're foolish... Fer the righteous things we do. Slick, you wonder why We LOATHE You... Why you insult our values like you do. Slick Willie, you are a SCUMBAG... There ain't no secret 'bout that!! So, come on over here and LISTEN... Willie, I'll spill the facts! Slick Willie, it ain't yer Country... Next month'll be proof of that!! We loathe you fer yer Waco Attack... Nukes to Chinese... Rapin' Broaddrick... Uzi'in' down the FRee... Skankin' on young girls... Bullyin' the Right... Spendin' all OUR Money on yer Overseas Flights!! Willie, I just wonder... Why Lib'rals still cut you slack... With yer knife in their backs... Slick's DemocRATZ!!!
Bill Clinton desecrates his Bible... Bombs Nations justa show he's "strong"!! There's always another temptress... Prez'dent really oughtta know doin' interns is WRONG!! Chi-Coms bought you, Bill, with Silver... Slick, you sold our NUKES fer Gold!! Tyrants BRIBE Ol' Slick with treasures... National Security's been SOLD!! Lewinsky tempted Clinton with her strap thong... Slick said, "Lemme snort a li'l crack!!" Just another of Slick's DemocRATZ!!
Must RE-IMPEACH... Senate SHALL CONVICT!! Then, INDICT the Creep!! Prison's Slick's New World... Prison's only right... Savin' all his lovin' fer a cellmate named Dwight!! Willie, I just wonder if you'll sleep well in yer rack... Or will YOU simply crack?!
Now some folks say I'm too BOLD... I should "show more class." Some folks say I'm too old... Well, Left can kiss my a$$!! This Country is bigger than Bill Clinton... It's bigger than the Med'yuh, too!! Clinton, there's only one thing... That I must say to you... "Slick Willie...Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!" FReepers, we must go on the attack... And kick the butts of Ol' Slick's DemocRATZ!! Slick's DemocRATZ...Slick's DemocRATZ... Slick's DemocRATZ...
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FReegards...MUD
16 Posted on 10/02/2000 13:44:58 PDT by Mudboy Slim (The Boss Still RULEZ...NOT!!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"