Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:639391 Comments:5525
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
"MAC-Auliffe Came Down to Richmond" (To be sung to the Charlie Daniels Band's "The Devil Went Down to Georgia")
McAuliffe came down to Richmond, He was lookin' for some votes to steal, He was in a bind 'cuz RATZ're always lyin', And he was willin' to make a deal! Then he came accross this young man, Sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot... Left's Klinton Klone jumped up on an ol' Dogwood stump, And growled, "Boy, let me tell you what... Perhaps you didn't know it, but I'm a politician, too, And if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you. Now you play pretty good fiddle, boy, but give this Lib'ral his due... I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, cuz I think I'm better 'n you!"
Ol' MUD said, "My name's Mudboy and I don't trust yer spin... But I'll take your bet and you're gonna regret, 'Cuz I'm Righter'n you ever been!"
(Chorus) Mudboy, you rosin up your bow and play yer fiddle hard, 'Cuz Hell's broke loose in Richmond and Big Guv'ment deals it hard. And if you win you'll get that shiny fiddle made of gold, But if you lose, Dem Lib'rals get your soul.
Terry PUNK opened up his case and said, "I'll start this show!" Slick's Bile spewed from his lyin' lips as he rosined up his bow... And he pulled the bow accross the strings and it made an Evil hiss! The Lib'ral Medyuh joined in and it sounded somethin' like this...
When Slick, Jr. finished, Mudboy said, "Well, yer pretty good, Vile One, But sit down in that chair right there, And I'll show you how it's done!!
"Spies in Slick's White House, Leftist Scum... Slick's sold us out to the China-men! Sickenin' true Americans, bangin' Dem Whores, Lib'ral Bastards gonna Hear MUD Roar!!
(Mudboy solo)
McAuliffe bowed his head becuz he knew that he'd been beat, And he laid that gilded crown on the ground at Mudboy's feet. Mudboy said, "Lib'ral, you come on back if you ever want to try again, I done told you once, you sonofabitch, I'm Righter'n you ever been!"
Mud sang, "Spies in Slick's White House...Vile TREASON!! Willie sold his soul to the Evil One! Slick's goin' to prison, takin' his WHORE'd, Medyuh's whinin', "Who couldda known?!"
An oldie but a goodie...MUD
1 Posted on 08/08/1999 23:30:42 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Pictures of Ziang Zemin" (To be sung to Camper Van Beethoven's "Pictures of Matchstick Men")
When Slick was called to Viet Nam... Bill spewed his lies and turned a shade of yellow!! Rush feeds my head...I FReep with dead... When we meet Slick's spine shall turn to Jell-O!! He'll quake...he'll tremble...RIGHT's day's dawnin'... Slick'll curse my face...but I'll be his Shadow!!
Posters of Jiang Zemin and you... Images of chop stix, yen, and nukes... All Bill's TREASON'll be made clear to you!!
Right rejected yer election... Next, we'll start an insurrection...NOW!!! Slix Rapings haunt the FRee... My Faith won't let me leave Bill alone!!
Posters of Waco's dead, you fools... Images of Kosovo's dead, too... Why can't RATZ Med'yuh tell US the Truth?!
Willard...you'd best RESIGN... And face yer crimes...do yer Jail Time!! Willie...IT'S JUSTICE TIME!! Sic Semper Fi...you shouldda RESIGNED!!!
(hauntin' formal fiddle)
Let me take, CarVile, men... Take Whorealdo fer a spin... Headbutt ol' Sweet Jennings... Slap BrokeJaw 'till it stings... Jack Rather on the chin... Handcuff O.J. Simpson... Endoscope Perky Kate...[yuck!!] Next, Ol' MUD will Legislate!!!
FReegards, all...MUD
41 Posted on 09/26/2000 18:33:43 PDT by Mudboy Slim
579 posted on 11/1/2003, 12:58:09 PM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bill Clinton!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"TRUTH's Right, RATZ-Slime!!" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Good Times, Bad Times")
Ain't ashamed, I'm uncouth... Still, I know to be free, must make yer stand!! Obama's all the rage... Media LIES!! 'Cuz it's Big Guv'ment that they demand. Dem Marxists, how they try... To steal our pay fer all their RAT programs!!
Truth's Right, RATZ-slime!! Defeat the Left's nightmare!! 'Cuz Obama snorts blow...He's a Marxist man!! Networks still don't seem to care.
Eighteen: I fell in awe... Of a man as wise as could be. Reagan whupped up on Gorbachev... Dutch gave folks liberty!! But now each year, Fed takes what's mine... Big Guv'ment spends and spends!! Rush Limbaugh counseled, "Don't believe... RAT-Media's Leftist spin...NO!!"
Truth's Right, RATZ-Slime!! You leeches steal yer share!! Then, Dem Lib'rals git stoned... Tout their Marxist plans... But Voters ain't unaware!!
(BigMan kickin' it on guitar)
Truth's Right!! Let's Fight!! Now we got our Veep, Sarah!! Gov'ner Palin's no joke... She says, "Drill ANWR!!" Devolve Power to the States!!
MUD knows what it means to FReep alone... But now we're in the Limbaugh Zone!! We don't care what RAT-Networks say... Right's gonna whup Left, each and every day. RATZ shall fear the songs of the Syntaurz!! Realize, SlickBarry, we're gonna break yer Marxist heart!!
Mudboy Slim (6 September 2008)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
Mudboy Slim posted on 2008-09-06 13:11:27 ET
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"The Times They Are A'Changin'!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "The Times They Are A-Changin'")
Come gather round, Sheeple...in office and home... And admit that corruption in DeeCee has grown!! Then, demand Deep State's TREASON shall not be condoned!! WE MUST FIGHT!! OUR Nation's worth savin'!! Country, better stop sleepin' or yer souls RATZ will own... Folks, the times they are a'changin'...
Come, blow-dried twit Networks who tyrannize with your "spin"... Our Guv'ment has LIED...WE MUST PROSECUTE Dems!! And Indict Swamp's goons...then WE'LL IMPRISON SLICK!! Yes, Limbaugh's sellin' TRUTH 'bout Slick's TREASON!! Left's poltroons, they know, Right'll be FReepin' the Net!! Press, the times they are a'changin'...
Come Senators, Congressmen, please heed our call... Please stand up fer Justice...please tear down Left's walls!! Folks, watch how you vote...'cuz we're watchin' y'all!! Battle fer hearts and minds rages... We'll soon FReep yer meetings and clatter yer halls... Pols, the times they are a'changin'...
Come mothers and fathers throughout the Land... Look in yer kids' eyes...they are yer Scottish Clan... Yer sons and yer daughters...look to you, MAKE YER STAND!!! Left's Cold War has moved to this Nation!! Please get out and help US...AIN'T PATRIOTISM GRAND?!! Parents, the times they are a'changin'...
(Excellent harp jammin')
The line has been drawn...foundation's been cast!! WE'LL DE-FAME LEFT NOW...THEN, IMPRISON SLICK LAST!! Welcome Prez'dent Trump...Bondi, Kick Some A$$!! New World Order is rapidly fadin'!! And the People's Power'll be returned at last... Ohhh, the times they are a'changin'!!
Mudboy Slim and the Syntaurz
BTW...The Times Are A'Changin'... THE LEFT'S DEAD!!! Long Live What's Right!!
76 posted on 11/6/2003, 8:49:51 AM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"FReeper!!" (To be sung to Jethro Tull's "Teacher")
Golden Age is dawning... As we smite Big Guv'ment's Hell!! We sing, "Our Aim is Freedom... Put Dem Lib'rals on the shelf!!" Must teach Left a lesson... Socialism is fer FOOLS!! Fed'ral Power's regressin'... Far Right must be FReedom's tool!!
Pumped up, 'gainst the Power... Got Left on the run!! DemRATZ are spreadin' fear...Haters, every one. Our stand's the Right one...'cuz our castle is our home... LeftWing ain't worth nuthin'...when Big Guv'ment's done!!
It's a Righteous Journey... Lib'ral world, it loathes the FRee!! Limbaugh is our teacher... Truth's been spun 'gainst Tyranny!!
Hey man, what's yer plan?! Our whole Country's "red"?! Come, stand, Righteous Band...Marxist Left is DEAD!! Left tries to tyrannize, but Right fer FReedom fights!! Truth's what we're looking for...Behold the Righteous Right!!
(Mudboy on Irish whistle)
Men, good FReepers taught me... RightWing Forum's more than fun!! Thank you, Mr. JimRob... Fer all that you have done!!
Hey man, what's yer plan?! Why's Lib'ralism dead?!? Come stand, Fight "TheMan"...LIARS, Truth they dread!! Left tries to tyrannize, but Right fer FReedom fights!! Defeat RATZ Lib'ral WHORE'd...Behold the Righteous Right!!
Mudboy Slim (11/24/2004)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Lib'rals Love to HATE!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Simple Twist of Fate")
DemRATZ they gather in the Park... To march against "Dubyuh's War"... RAT-Media's spin keeps missing the mark... FReep them with yer VOTES!! Give Left hell 'til they're gone... RATZ wish that they weren't freaks... Left's washed up...folks, why must Lib'rals HATE?!
Our Father knows, sosh'lists are banal... Mudboy's righteous tunes keep givin' RATZ hell... We'll rock the world 'cuz freedom's swell... Liberty is burnin' bright!! RATZ fear the dreams of the Right... Biden is Left's Traitor... Truth is Lib'rals simply love to HATE!!
A megaphone and our flag displayed... The DeeCee FReepers a ruckus made... 'Cuz we're Right...Left's losers're afraid... We're free, we're acting up!! We fought against Slick Willie's scum... Too bad Senate didn't rate... RATZ forget about that Waco Act of HATE!!
(MUD on harmonica...)
Folks, wake up...real freedom's rare... Life is good, but it ain't fair. Just tell yerself, "BigGuv'ment Cares!!" Bush is Lib'ral, he ain't Right!! Reagan's Amnesty was vile... Lib'rals, they just cannot relate... Tell me why...why must DemocRATZ HATE?!
Our fabric's rippin'...gate ain't locked... We'll stalk all Dem Lib'rals...Liberty ROCKS!! Sons are gone...still, the Lib'ral Left taunts... RATZ do favors fer Chi-Coms!! Please don't believe the Medyuh spin... Freedom is our fate!! Once more, why must Lib'ral RATbotz HATE?!
FReepers tell me, MUD ain't "in"... 'Cuz MAF is mean, while JimRob grins... The nation grieved...we lost the Twins!! Dubyuh's reigned supreme... Amnesty's his dream... But Right is just too great... Fame is but a fickle twist of fate!!
(MUD takin' it home on harmonica...)
Mudboy Slim (6/3/06)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Mama, Im Coming Home" (Song by Ozzy Osbourne ‧ 1991)
Times have changed and times are strange Here I come but I ain't the same Mama, I'm coming home
Times go bye, seems to be You could have been a better friend to me Mama, I'm coming home
You took me in and you drove me out Yeah, you had me hypnotized, yeah Lost and found and turned around By the fire in your eyes
You made me cry, you told me lies But I can't stand to say goodbye Mama, I'm coming home
I could be right, I could be wrong It hurts so bad it's been so long Mama, I'm coming home
Selfish love yeah we're both alone The ride before the fall, yeah But I'm gonna take this heart of stone I just got to have it all
I've seen your face a hundred times Everyday we've been apart And I don't care about the sunshine, yeah 'Cause mama, mama, I'm coming home I'm coming home
You took me in and you drove me out Yeah, you had me hypnotized Lost and found and turned around By the fire in your eyes
I've seen your face a thousand times Everyday we've been apart And I don't care about the sunshine, yeah 'Cause mama, mama, I'm coming home I'm coming home, I'm coming home I'm coming home
Pre...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Justa Criminal" (To be sung to "U2's 'SO cruel'")
Slick crossed the line...Greed pushed him over!! Justice don't matter to you...it matters to me!! Nation's adrift...but Right's voting!! MUDZ only singin' songs...to force Leftists down... FReedom!!
[To Slick Willie hisse'f] Country's been fearin' you...You sold our Security!! Folks gave you everything you ever wanted... Death really what you wanted?!! Women who love you, you hurt the most... You've got no soul, yer just a ghost!! The Left loves you...but yer TREASON is Left's Despair!! Willie...yer nowhere!! Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules... Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...yer a Criminal!!
Lib'ralism is a tender trap...Destroys Hope every time!! Left's Poverty Pimps...enslave Dem Wimps...Left's Vic-tim-ized!!! Slick's time in Jail will inevitably come... Bill's cellmates're achin' fer his love!! Hell'ry'll make Slick beg her fer her stuff... Bill may need her icy hug!! Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Slick thinks, fer him, there are no rules... Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo- Waaahhh...Willie...Yer Despicable!!
Slick spit his love on that Huge Blue Dress... While Slick's pud- whackin'...bin Laden schemed many deaths!! Left's SCUM!! Folks, we need a shower... SCUM...Libs're Whores fer Power!!
Aaaahhh-Haaahhhhh!!
[To SlickMUDZbi+c#, personally, again] Slick, you must know, you must fear my desires... Danger's the drug that takes you higher!! Head of heaven, fingers...in the mire Yer heart is racing...you can't keep up The Right is FReepin' fer Justice!! Between the horses of love and lust... You'll be trampled...underfoot!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules... Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Med'yuh...Marxist Tools!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...To "Just Move On" we'd be damned fools!! Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Clinton's...Justa Criminal!!
Mudboy Slim (18 October 1999)
Updated...MUD
487 posted on 02/09/2002 2:49 AM EST by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Rockin' Cave!!" (To be sung to the Band's "Rockin' Chair")
Hang around, silly BO!! Don't you raise RATZ wails anymore?! That's fer sure...Right's spent our whole lives achievin'!! Cap'n's pushin' age seventy three... Cave's the only MUD place singin' "Liberty!!"
Folks, Mudboy's home again... Down in old Virginny!! With my very best friends... We're singin', "RATZ are silly!!" We're spreadin' TRUTH, RATZ say, "Patriots are WEIRD!!" Right's gonna sweep away all of Left's fears... Ol' Slim's Rockin' Cave shall be laid bare!!
Vote NOW, Patriots!! OUR HEARTS gonna WHUP Dem Marxist TOOLS!! It's true...and I believe MUD knows what we should do. Right the stern...Defeat Left's WHORE'd... RATZ TYRANNY shan't bury US no more!!
Folks, Mudboy's home again... Down in ol' Virginny!! With my very best friends... We're singin', "RATZ are silly!!" Right, don't wait, let Left dispair!! Dip'n SKOAL, MUD don't have no cares!! Ol' Slim's Rockin' Cave...VOTE MUD fer Mayor!! ;)
Hear our sounds, feel our joy... MUDZ beatin Limbaugh to the green!! That's MUDZ belief... The TRUTH is, "Barry LIES!!" Church Hill's MUDZ dream to Right!! Every day that remains, fight the Good Fight!!
Folks, Mudboy's home again... Down in ol' Virginny... With my very best friends... We're singin', "RATZ are silly!!" Gonna be nice just t'see good folks... Listen, my friends...Ganjah Barry SMOKES!! Ol' Slim's Rockin' Cave knows life ain't fair!!
Right must heed Founders, "Save Liberty!!" Still, you know where MUD wantsta be... YO Barry, can't you dig MUDZ sound?! Down In Old Virginny... Gotta git our Country's feet back on the ground!! Power DEVOLVED to many... And I'd love to see my very best friends... We'll rock Dem Lib'rals silly!! I believe MUDZ Rockin' Cave's taught me...
Mudboy Slim (28 February 2010)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
Mudboy Slim posted on 2010-02-28 20:56:08 ET
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Already Gone!!" (To be sung to the Eagles' "Already Gone")
Folks, I heard Rush Limbaugh talkin' just the other day... And Rush said, "RATZ're gonna put Slick on the shelf!! But let me tell you...MUDZ got some news for you... And you'll soon find out The Truth... 'Cuz Slick's gonna haveta eat his lunch in a JailCell!!
'Cuz Slick's already bombed... And Right's feelin' strong!! MUD shall sing his Vict'ry songs... Woo, hoo,hoo,woo,hoo,hoo!!
This Prez'dent fer whom RATZ voted...made me stop and wonder "WHY?!!" But I reckon that we'll just haveta set things Right!! Just remember this, Lib'ral, when ya listen to those who LIE... You can be RATstars and still not know what's Right (WE're Right!!)
And Left's already done... The Right's feelin' strong!! Right shall sing this Vict'ry song... Woo, hoo,hoo,woo, hoo,hoo!!!
FReepers know it was YOU FOOLS who gave Slick Power... Clinton knows it shall be YOU who helps US FReep!! So often times it happens that YOU live yer lives in chains... And YOU never even knew YOU have the key!!
But me, I'm already gone!! And Right's feelin' strong!! I Shall Sing this Vict'ry Song... 'Cuz Slick's Already Bombed!!
Yes, RATZ're already gone... And Right's feelin' strong!! Right shall sing this Vict'ry song... 'Cuz RATZ're already done!!
Yes, Slick's already buggered... Slick's squeeeeelin' fer more!! All Right, Let's Fight the Fight!!
BWAHAHAHAHA...MUD
8 posted on 2/23/2004, 2:49:14 PM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Lies of a Traitor" (To be sung to the Box Tops' "Cry Like a Baby")
When I think about the TREASON by Barry... BO's lies're outrageous!! Marxist Medyuh is drivin' US crazy... Our ire's contagious!! Well, Slick knows now that interns ain't playthings... But Ol' Barry's got Dem Lib'rals on their knees!!
As I look back on Reagan's Legacy... Our Country, Dutch saved it!! He won the Cold War...a War 'gainst Eeee-vil... That's why Lib'rals hate him!! RATZ think that Truth is just rel'tive... Lyin' Boyz, Left's just puppets fer Beijing!!!
Today, we'll take on DeeCee... Deep State just cheats and lies!! Barack'll just fall at Bondi's feet... And then RATZ'll begin to cry...
Well, when I think about the lesson we'll give Barry... He'll cry like a baby!! [Cry like a baby...*] Livin' in Prison will drive Barack crazy... He'll cry like a baby!! [Cry like a baby...*]
Obama knows that we're onto his "Sting"... BO's fightin' fer Beijing!! [Just like a li'l Commie traitor!*] Folks, when Barry looks back from his prison cell, wow... Barry lies like a Traitor!! [Just like a li'l Leftist TRAITOR!*] Everyone needs to help US FReep... Speak TRUTH to the Traitor!! [Barry's a Sosh'list Agent!*] Let RATZ feel the Power of FReep... Left'll cry like a baby!! [Barry's a Traitor!!*]
[*FReeperGal Chorus]
Updated 3/15/04...MUD 759 posted on 3/15/2004, 2:06:55 PM by Mudboy Slim
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"RightWing Rager!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "My Back Pages")
Guv'ment Crimes fire up my peers, RATZ're vile & flighty scamps!! Doused in bile from Network Ho's, using Rush-tapes as my maps... "We'll FReep fer Justice soon," said I, proud to fight Left's Power!! Yes, 'cuz I was so much bolder then, I'm wiser than that now.
Righteously pro-Justice, I leap't forth, "RE-IMPEACH Slick!!" MUD screamed... Right knows TRUTH is Black and White...RATZ Lib'ral bull's been FReeped!! Listened to words of Rush fer years...conservatives got Power!! Folks, the World is FRee 'cuz soldier-men... Stood strong and never cowered!!
Slick's face, it fueled my Righteous Wrath fer Marxist Tyranny!! MUDZ memorizing politics...and ancient history!! Libs LOATHE Christian evangelists...denying our Lord's Power... Ah, the Right must act much bolder, FRiends... Reject JOE and his pals!!
Joe Biden's just treas'nous scum...still, Hillary's no fool... Disguises her past tyranny, she's just Socialism's tool!! "Equity!!" I spoke Left's word, as if a brainless sow. Ah, but RATZ produce such girley-men, Left's helpless without Power!!
In a soldier's stance, I aimed my words, at the Medyuh WHORE'd who preached... Fear thee not that I'll become thy enemy, 'cuz it's the Truth that I teach!! Forefathers bled so that we could vote...can't y'all see we need Right now?! Ah, the fight was so much wilder then, Right's fightin' Marxists now!!
Yes, Dubyuh stood strong 'gainst Terror threats to cities Lib'rals wreck... The Peaceniks are just weaklings, spineless Commies we reject!! Good and Bad, I define these terms...fight Fear and Doubt right now... Yes, the Right must be much bolder, men... Let's thwart RATZ Marxist Power!!
Mudboy Slim (03/11/2005)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-07-28 10:57:04 ET
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"BushLeaguer!!" (To be sung to Pearl Jam's "Bushleaguer")
How does he do it? How do they do it? Uncanny and immutable. This is such a happening tailpipe of a party. Like sugar, the guests are so refined.
A confidence man but why so beleagured? He's not a leader he's a Texas leaguer. Swinging for the fence. Got lucky with a strike. Drilling for fear makes the job simple. Born on third. Thinks he got a triple.
Blackout weaves its way through the cities. Blackout weaves its way through the cities. Blackout weaves its way.
I remember when you sang that song about today. Now it's tomorrow and everything has changed.
A think tank of aloof multiplication. A nicotine wish and a columbus decanter. Retrenchment and hoggishness. The aristocRATZ choir sings, "What's the ruckus?" The haves have not a clue. The immenseness of suffering. And the odd negotiation. A rarity. With onionskin plausibility of life. And a keyboard reaffirmation.
Blackout weaves its way through the cities. Blackout weaves its way through the cities. Blackout weaves its way.
I remember when you sang that song about today. Now it's tomorrow and everything has changed.
Pre...MUD
722 posted on 4/26/2004, 2:35:27 PM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"A Farewell to Sleaze!!" (To be sung to Rush's "A Farewell to Kings")
When they write the pages of history... And Clinton's Crimes have long been exposed, Will they write of US with disgust... For the deeds that we let go?!!
We turned our gaze from vile scandals by the Clintons... Eyes cast down on the path of least resistance!! Lib'rals full of Hatred, Fear, and LIES!!! DemocRATZ are FOOLS to ignore Slick's Spies!! Treas'nous Demons cloaked in White House guise... Trashin' all our liberties, while abortin' Unborn Lives!!
The DemocRATZ are slandering the Sacred Halls of Truth... Public Schools unburdening their bitterness on Youth!! Can't we heed the Laws that made US strong?!! Ohhh, can't we learn to tell what's Right from what's Wrong?!! WHAT'S WRONG?!!
Lib'rals full of Hatred, Fear, and LIES!!! Socialists protectin' Chi-Com SPIES!! TeeVee Demons fawning 'bout their guys... Slayin' all that's True and Good, while scoffin' at The Wise!! Woah...Can't we raise OUR Voice and make a start?!! Can't we find the Will to blast Slick's Stonewall apart?!!
Mudboy Slim (9 July 1998)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"I'm Sooo Happy!!" (To be sung to Nirvana's "Lithium")
I'm so happy 'cuz today...I'm proud, my FRiends!! Truth's in my head... Left's so ugly, but that's Okay, 'cuz RATZ breed fools!! Conquer our fears... Each day's morning it's JusticeDay becuz I care... I ain't scair't...Lord, my candle shall not fade!! 'Cuz I've found God...Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!!
I'm a Voter, we'll rule the day...(or) I'll shave my head!! Then, we'll be glad... Justice, ladies, it's a shame Slick Walks FRee upon this earth!! Let's git excited!! Right can't wait to FReep Jean there...we won't be fair!! I'm past forty, but we'll make haste!! Our goals are pure!! Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!!
We're RightWing...we're not gonna crack... I'd kiss you...but we're on attack!! We'll love you...just hang out on Black!! Left kills you...it's a well-known fact!! We're RightWing...we're not gonna crack... If yer brave, come hang out on Black... George Dub-YOO...get US back on track!! Slick killed knaves...we must pay Bill ba-a-a-ack!!
I'm so happy 'cuz today...I'm proud, my FRiends!! Truth's in my head... Left's so ugly, but that's Okay, 'cuz RATZ breed fools!! Conquer our fears... Each day's morning it's JusticeDay becuz I care... I ain't scair't...Lord, my candle shall not fade!! 'Cuz I've found God...Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!!
We're RightWing...we're not gonna crack... I'd kiss you...but we're on attack!! We'll love you...just hang out on Black!! Left kills you...it's a well-known fact!! We're RightWing...we're not gonna crack... If yer brave, come hang out on Black... George Dub-YOO...get US back on track!! Slick killed knaves...we must pay Bill ba-a-a-ack!!
FReegards...MUD (03/27/2004)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-05-02
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"MAGA...Right's on a Roll!!" (To be sung to Ozzy Osbourne's "Mama, I'm Coming Home")
Times have changed...and lives been saved... Hero's Trump, but Right ain't the same!! MAGA...Right's on a roll!!
Chi-Com spies...Tyranny!! RATZ shouldda cared about our Liberty!! MAGA...Right's on a roll!!
Tools fed USA spin, so we spit Dems out!! Yeah, Swamp had US terrprized...yeah!! Lost their Power, then turned Cowards... Tyrant whiners spreadin' lies!!
RATZ made US cry...Press sold US lies... But Right rejects RATZ alibis!! MAGA...Right's gotta soul!!
Freedom's our Right...Marxism's Wrong... Networks are mad...Right's grown strong!! MAGA...Right's on a roll!!
Leftism's SCUM...DemRATZ are stoned... Our rights bestowed by God...yeah!! Next, Right's gonna drain this Swamp we've grown... DeeCee Power shall be devolved!!
Swamp's been disgraced a thousand times... Every "victim" plays plays their part. And Right don't careabout RATZ Trump lies...nahhh... 'Cuz MAGA...MAGA, Right's on a roll!! Right's in "The Zone"!!
(Syntaurz FreakJam ensues...)
Tools fed US spin and earned our doubts... Media sold US Marxist LIES...yeah!! Lost their power, then turned cowards... RATZ conspire spreadin' LIES!!
Left's been disgraced ten thousand times... Every way, RATZ fall apart!! Anbd Right don't care about Left's "Trump lies"... 'Cuz MAGA...MAGA, Right's on a roll!! RATZ have no souls...Trump's in "The Zone"!! Right's on a roll!!
Mudboy Slim (25 July 2025)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Dutch's Home!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Thunder Road")
Media WHORE'dz damned...Reagan's hearse waits... RATZ derision towards Nancy, the Right ignores... As Sean Hannity raves!! Liberator's fightin' fer "the lowly"... Hey, I'm FReer 'cuz what Reagan showed me!! Dutch's headin' home again...Right claims his grace...we're not alone!! We gathered outside...Leftists, you know just what we're here for!! RATZ're scair't 'cuz they're thinkin'...our Nation ain't listenin' to FOOLS anymore!! Show a little faith, there's passion on the Right!! RATZ're poltroonish...we'll win the Big Fight!! Folks, FReedom's all Right to me!!
Left ain't Right...we'll recover...RATZ loss is our gain!! Right's awestruck...cut Big Guv'ment...shed programs to the States!! Wasteful Guv'ment is FReedom's Bane!! Righteous saviors, conspire...help US FReep!! Normal folks...not "heroes"...we fight fer Good!! At each election, VOTE Fer FReedom, World!! Liberty is always Good!! It's our chance to fight RATZ Lust Fer Power!! Dutch, what else can we do now?!! We'll educate Dem Lib'rals...reject Left's spin...show that Right cares!! 'Cuz the Right's future's hopeful...this Nation rejects Left's feeble fears!! We've got one more chance to seal the deal... Let's make that City on a Hill!! Right's on track...Heaven's callin' "Dutch" Reagan back!! Oh oh...come join our stand!! Fightin' fer what's Right...come hear our Righteous band!! Oh oh...Dutch is home...folks, Dutch is Home!! Yeah, 'neath the Dome!! Standing out here, gettin' scorched by the sun... Still, we'll stand and wait...we love Reagan like his sons!! Lord, Dutch is Home!! We're Right...we're Bold!! Dutch is Home!!
Yes, Reagan was our star...he outsmarted Ol' Gorbachev!! Got the Country on track...now Gip's ready to take that long walk... To where folks, they live in Peace!! The gates're open...say "Howdy" to Saint Pete!! We know Nancy's lonely...her loving heart is broken!! But tonite Ronnie's FRee...after Righteous words were spoken... There are tears in our eyes...fer all the dreams he liberated!! We'll honor Gip's memory 'til we're olde...by rededicatin' our lives to Reagan's aims!!
[We'll] revere his name each time when we FReep!! Ron's Revolution's grown...fight DemRATZ 'til we're FRee!! 'Cuz all Dem Leftist fools don't know Ron... RATZ fear the RightWing's soaring dawn... 'Cuz when we fight righteous wars, Left's gone!! Fight RATZ spin...John Kerry can't win!! DeeCeeTowne's full of LOSERS...but, fer the Gip, the RightWing Shall Win!!
Mudboy Slim
On Thursday, 10 June 2004, I took a half-day off and went to pay my respects to "The Greatest President in MY Lifetime!!" as he laid in State at the U.S. Capital Building. After getting in line just after 4:30 P.M., it took until right around 8:00 before I entered the great dome, and gazed upon the flag-draped coffin of The Great Liberator!! It's a day I will NEVER forget!! While I waited in line, I FReeped this song dedicated to the Reagan Legacy and the man who brought it about!!
FReegards...MUD
1 posted on 6/12/2004, 12:14:20 AM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Right's All 'Bout TRUTH!!" (To be sung to the Who's "Gettin' In Tune")
Right's seekin' yer Vote 'cuz Big Guv'ment's Hell!! Sosh'list WHORE'd Right's slayin'... Right shall defend our hard-earned FReedoms!! DemRATZ are just feeble Traitors!!
Righteous throng is inspired, as Reagan would say... "We don't want Big Guv'ment!!" And when we hear all Left's LIES, DemRATZ love Tyranny... Left loathes self-empow'rment!!
Right's FReepin' fer Truth...Right's 'bout Truth!! Fight fer Truth...the Right's all 'bout Truth!! RightWing's 'bout Truth!! (RightWing's 'bout Truth) RightWing is Good!! (RightWing is Good) Right's all 'bout Truth!!
Fight 'til Guv'ment's shackles are shed... We're FReepin' 'til Lib'ralism's dead!! Mudboy's bangin' on his new piano... Right's FReepin' fer Truth and we shan't be mellow!! (FReepin' fer Truth and we shan't be mellow) FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz RATZ vision's narrow!! (FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz RATZ vision's narrow) Yeah, Right's FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz the Left loves Traitors!! (FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz the Left loves Traitors)
Right's seekin' yer Vote 'cuz Big Guv'ment's Hell... And RATZ Power is reelin'!! We're 'bout Liberty...reject fear from your hearts... FReedom is appealing!!
Right's FReepin' fer Truth...Right's 'bout Truth!! Fight fer Truth...the Right's all 'bout Truth!! RightWing's 'bout Truth!! (RightWing's 'bout Truth) RightWing is Good!! (RightWing is Good) Right's all 'bout Truth!!
Fight 'til Guv'ment's shackles are shed... We're FReepin' 'til Lib'ralism's dead!! Mudboy's bangin' on his new piano... Right's FReepin' fer Truth and we shan't be mellow!! (FReepin' fer Truth and we shan't be mellow) FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz RATZ vision's narrow!! (FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz RATZ vision's narrow) Yeah, Right's FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz the Left loves Traitors!! (FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz the Left loves Traitors)
Mudboy Slim
710 posted on 7/27/2004, 3:22:58 PM by Mudboy Slim
Twenty-One Years Old Yesterday...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Shed Powers!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Dead Flowers")
Folks, when you're sitting there, thinkin' 'bout supportin' Kerry... Votin' fer some rich bloke you don't know... Well, Hanoi John LOATHES the FRee...prefers Sosh'list Tyranny!! He's a Massachusetts Marxist to the bone!!
Devolve Power, Prez'dent Dubyuh!! Devolve Power!! Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!! That's Right...we can Devolve Power to Individuals... Must Devolve Power to the States... States, Devolve Power to the Counties... Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Now hear me, DemocRATZ...Right did Liberate Iraq!! Folks're FRee 'cuz George Dubyuh led the way!! Ol' MUD'll be in his basement room, laughin' while FReepin' Leftist tunes...)8^D!! In a Righteous Quest fer Independence Day!!
Devolve Power, RightWing Congress!! Devolve Power!! Our Righteous dreams can be real if Trump leads US now!! That's Right...we can Devolve Power to Individuals!! Must Devolve Power to the States!! States, Devolve Power to the Counties!! Trump, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A. - yeah!!
(guitar-pickin' and strummin' interlude)
Devolve Power, Prez'dent Donald!! Devolve Power!! Our Righteous dreams can be real if Trump leads US now!! That's Right...we can Devolve Power to Individuals!! Must Devolve Power to the States!! States, Devolve Power to the Counties!! Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!! Trump, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Mudboy Slim
1 posted on 7/29/2004, 9:51:44 AM by Mudboy Slim
Updated today, exactly 21 years since originally parodied...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Fer Righteous Truths we will fight you... Fer Justice, we'll give all we have!! The RightWing, we'll triumph ev'ry time...NOW WE'RE MAD!!
Dem RATZ support Vice...they like Tyrants!! Left's words are just Socialist swill!! Fer Power, RATZ're STOOOPID, olde, and sad!!
The Left promotes TREASON... Reject Dem Marxist RATZ!! Dethrone Big Guv'ment RATZ!!
Trump's boldly standin' and fightin'... Our FReedoms have been dearly bought... Fer Justice, Trump's gotta Indict RATZ we caught!!
Media's sellin' LIES just to trick you... Marxist spin's no good...Fight The Man!! RATZ LIED to you, 'bout Joe Biden's Corruption SCAMS!!
Trump must fight 'gainst Treason... The Swamp LOVES Tyranny!! Dem RATZ LOATHE Liberty!!
The Left's all 'bout Power... The whole Human Race shall be better... Our wealth is worth nuthin'...if we lose. Left's just Commie SCUM, don't be fooled... Left's PRO-sedition!! But Right's working to preserve Liberty!! The Trumpsters need YOU!!
Trump's boldly standin' and fightin'... Our FReedoms have been dearly bought... Our Nation...depends on soldiers atop the Wall!!
Right'll pay any price just to win this... Culture War's 'bout Good against Bad!! Must fight fools...Right can't empower RATZ Marxist Trans!!
Right shall win with Honor!! Rejoice...Lib'ralism's DEAD!! Rejoice...Socialism's DEAD!!
Mudboy Slim
70 posted on 8/2/2004, 4:19:08 PM by Mudboy Slim
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"