Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:351684 Comments:4422
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
#475. To: Geezerette, amom, mommadooo3, PhiKapMom, Cincinatus' Wife, AnnaZ, Mia T, AuntB (#473)
"SlickWillie LIES!! (under oath)" (To be sung to Elvis Presley's "Suspicious Minds")
Slick's just like The Clap...Slick Won't Stay DOWN... Becuz Bill Loves US sooo much, Ladies!! Folks, won't you see?! EX-Prez'dent Clinton's "Guilty!!" Networks LIE...don't believe a word Left's sayin'!!
We must DETHRONE Bill Clinton...must CONVICT Slick's LIES!! (IMPEACH Left's LIES....)** Folks, we can't build our "bridge" when OUR EX-Prez'dent's LYIN'!! So, c'mon FReepers, let's go!! Right's gotta DETHRONE Left's 'HO!! We gonna teach DemLib'rals 'bout OUR Rights!! 'Cuz once we DETHRONE Slick...and keep Ol' Dubyuh in, Slick'll spend many years in Jail fer SPYIN'!! (Folks, keep fightin'....)** World shall go on without Slick...Tyranny's Left's CRIME!! (Slick we'll INDICT!!)** We'll shatter all Left's dreams...De-Brainwash Left's Minds!! Left retails Fear and Lies...Fer OUR Country We Shall Fight!! We won't let Liberty die... Seek Justice, you know just what we gotta do!! Ummm...uhmmmm...yeah...yeah...
JOEZ caught in our TRAP...let's FReep him down!!
Becuz a Traitor Can't Be Prez'dent!! It's so clear to me...gotzta Fight to be FRee!! (Ooh-ahhh-oooohh)** Don't y'all care what yer grandchildren[/forefathers] say?!
Now, FReepers, SING IT!! Slick's Caught in OUR Trap!!...Slick We'll INDICT!! Limbaugh Shall Sing the Truth, sweet Nation!! Ohhh...can't just feel it?! Slick's just like The Clap...gotta shut Left out...
(Repeat...fade to finish)
Thank ya...thankyaverymuch...MUD
**(FReeperGal Chorus, of course!!)
139 posted on 1/2/02 11:36 PM Eastern by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#477. To: Cyber-Band, goldilucky, MeeknMing (#475)(Edited)
"Liars!!" (To be sung to Creed's "Higher")
While FReepin', we're fightin' fer a BetterWorld... Fight RATS' Slime, my FRiends!! 'Cuz we're Right...we'll fight BigGuv'mentWaste... 'Cuz we don't wanna lose OUR Country to Left's HATE!! FReedom is a hunger...to control our own Fates!! Shun the LIES!! DemRATS we'll Liberate!! Folks, let's ROLL there!! Can't let Slick escape!! Come on, REJECT FEAR!! Mitt Romney WE AIN'T!! Clinton is a LIAR!! 'Tis our Fate...INDICT RATS' Schemes!! DemRATZ're all LIARS!! 'Tis YER Fate...FER Justice FReep!!
Good folks, we...shall ride the Winds of Change... To help FRee MinionsOfState!! Fer Right(s), we shall FReep!! 'Cuz, my FRiends, we'd sacrifice all that's Right... If WE "MovedOn"...Failed to Re-Impeach RATS' Shame!! The Goal is to Imprison Slick... Proclaim Slick's Disgrace...fer Bill's Rape!! Folks, let's ROLL there!! Shan't let Slick escape!! Come on, REJECT FEAR!! RAT Marxists WE AIN'T!! BIDEN is a LIAR!! 'Tis our Fate...INDICT RATZ Schemes!! DemRATZ're all LIARS!! 'Tis YER Fate...FER Justice FReep!!
So let's ROLL, men...DETHRONE RATZ!! C'mon, Let's Go, FRiends...FER Justice We FReep!! Up high I feel like I'm alive for the very first time Said Up high I'm strong enough to take these dreams Convict RATZ Slime!!
(The BigMan and CM on duelin' lead guitars)
Said, MUDZ high...MUDZ strong enough to make these dreams... Convict RATZ Slime!! BIDEN is a LIAR!! 'Tis our Fate...INDICT RATZ Schemes!! DemRATZ're all LIARS!! 'Tis YER Fate...FER Justice FReep!! BIDEN is a LIAR!! 'Tis our Fate...INDICT RATZ Schemes!! FER Justice WE Aspire!! 'Tis OUR Fate...FER Justice FReep!!
FReegards...MUD
BTW...goldi, we are only without the Power to change things for the better if we refuse to stand up to those who would gladly subjugate our will. Real positive change is tough, but I'll never believe we, as FReePersons, are not capable of instilling OUR wills on the BodyPolitic... If that makes me NAIVE, I hope I never grow outta it!!
120 posted on 4/10/2003, 2:20:12 PM by Mudboy Slim (Let's Just Add William Jefferson Clinton to... Dubyuh's Axis of Evil and Git It Over With!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#479. To: ConservativeMan55, W04Man, dubyagee, Liz, summer, mommadooo3 (#477)
Sun-Tzu:
"Warfare is the Way of deception. Therefore, if able, appear unable, if active, appear not active, if near, appear far, if far, appear near.
"If they have advantage, entice them; if they are confused, take them, if they are substantial, prepare for them, if they are strong, avoid them, if they are angry, disturb them, if they are humble, make them haughty, if they are relaxed, toil them, if they are united, separate them.
"Attack where they are not prepared, go out to where they do not expect. This specialized warfare leads to victory, And may not be transmitted beforehand."
Ahhhh, soooo...MUD
32 posted on 10/17/2002 2:23 PM EDT
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#480. To: cherry_bomb88, conservativemusician, yankhater, Landru, sultan88, Happygal, ohioWfan (#477)
"Tyranny!!" (To be sung to Pearl Jam's "Jeremy")
At home, whackin' willard o'er vanities...Ol' Slick's new "job." Yellow-bellied SCUM!! Bill Loathes the Military. (That's ME!!) Children slayed by tools of Butch Reno!! Medyuh didn't give attention...ohhh, to the fact that Bubba didn't care!! King Osama bil Clinton Fooled Left's Whore'd!!
Tyranny Woke and RATS Shall Pay!! McAuliffe Broke Laws...Indict Today!!
Clearly, Slick remembers...sickenin' Mudboy. Seems that intern sure could suck... Oooh...but Slick Unleashed a Lion!!! JimRob FReeped and Limbaugh's Legions Craved Justice!! How could we "forget?"!! 'Cuz Slick's hit US with his evil best!! My jaw ain't hurting, Slick's wide open. Just like the day...like the day we learn'd.... Daddies shouldn't give affection (NO!!) to interns the same age as Chelsea-dear. Queen HildaBeest the Wicked rules Slick's World.
"The Legend of Mudboy Slim" (To be sung to Charlie Daniels' Band's "Legend of Wooley Swamp")
Well, if you ever go back to the BonAir Swamp, well, you oughtta just do what's Right!! There's things out there in the middle of them woods that make DemLib'rals cry from fright. RATZ still crawl and Med'yuh lies and Clinton sleeps around on the town... And they say the ghost of Mudboy Slim gets up and he FReeps around.
Landru couldn't believe it!! Boy just had to find out for hisself. Sultan couldn't conceive'it!! The dude never would have listened to nobody else. MizBunny couldn't believe it!! She just had to find out for herself... There's somethings in this world you just can't explain.
Spoken: Ol' Mudboy lived in the Virginny Swamp, back in his cave on the woods. He never did do a lotta harm to the world, 'cuz he always tried doin' Good. People didn't think too much of MUD...they all thought he acted funny. Ol' Mudboy didn't care 'bout DemSheeple anyway...All MUD cared about was gettin' JUSTICE!! He'd stuff his songs down in remote threads and he'd bury tunes all around. And on certain nights if the moon was Right he'd dig 'em up out with their sounds.... Slim'd pour his heart out on the floor of his cave and run his vocals through it. Yeah, Mudboy Slim was an ORNERY old man and that's all that there was to it!!
DemRINOZ couldn't believe it. They just had to find out for themselves. Med'yuh couldn't conceive'it 'cause DemRATZ never would have listened to nobody else. JimRob wouldn't believe it. He just had to find out for hisself... There's somethings in this world you just can't explain.
DemClintons was white trash. They forced most of US FReeper's ta FReep. They were mean as Butch Reno and sneaky as RATS and quite arrogant when they'd speak. One night Ol' Slickboy Willie said, "Y'all meet me at Ol' Muddy's Cave later. We'll take old Mudboy's Justice and we'll feed him to the Litigators." They found Ol' Mudboy out in the back with a guitar in his hand, Thirteen RightWing FReeper songs was just dug up out of the sand. Then, T-Mac went crazy and he beat Ol' Mudboy, and Slick picked Slim up off of the ground. Threw MUD in Left's Swamp and stood there and laughed as the BlackWater sucked him down. Then they turned around and went back to MUDZ shack and picked up MUDZ Justice and ran. Slick hadn't gone nowhere when they realized they were publicizing MUDZ Band. McAuliffe struggled and Slick squealed but they couldn't get away and just before they went under They could hear Ol' Mudboy laughing and a voice say, "Fear MUDZ Justice!!!"
And that's been fifty years ago and you can go by there yet. There's a spot in the yard in the back of MUDZ shack where the ground is always wet. And on summer nights, if the moon is right down by that dark footpath, You can hear Slick Willie sqeeeeeealin'. You can hear Ol' Mudboy laugh!!!
BWAHAHAHAhahaha...MUD
179 posted on 4/11/2003, 11:07:52 AM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
HeirRATZstockRATZsee....spoiled, rotten TrustFund Terrorists....aka Marxist ManDaterz, Tyrants, and SOCIAL DemocRATZ, promoters of Hate, Fear, and EnSLAVEment...aka ANTIFA and BLM, Inc.
Time 2 drive a STAKE thru the Heart of Marxist MORONICism once and for all!!
Little Johnnie, little Suzie...ignore your RAT teachers, kids, RATZ are self-loathing lowlifes HOO blame Society for their own inadequacies...Pay DemRATZ no heed...we will find you a BETTER environment for learning than the current PubliK Skewel System...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#485. To: All dem BureaucRATZ and PltocRATZ HOO continue to POLLUTE the DeeCee Swamp... (#404)
"DeeCee bureaucRATZ are overpaid, underworked, and largely detrimental to the Nation as a whole. These SwampRATZ are unaccountable paper-pushers and brown-nosers, and we can replace 80% of them with robots and computers. Then we can rehire DemRATZ as ditchdiggers and toll- takers, etc.
Fire ALL DemRATZ....MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Ain't Jokin'!!" (To be sung to Steve Miller Band's "The Joker")
Dem sheeple call MUD a spaced-out boy.....yeah... 'Cuz I see a future that's Just. Some FReepers call me Moe Reese... 'Cuz I seek the Imprisonment of S.C.U.M.**!!
Sheeple squawk, "Let Willie Be!!" Say Right's tellin' you wrong, steerin' you wrong... Well, don't you worry, Nation, don't worry... Cause MUD's right here--fightin'--right here where he belongs!!
'Cuz MUD's a FReeper...MUD's a grinnin'... Slick's a Felon...should be in prison... We'll FReep Left's music 'gainst RATS' S.C.U.M.**!!
I ain't jokin'...Laws've been broken... DemRATS' are misspoken... Demand Justice fer Slick's TREASON!! Wooo Hooooo Wooo Hooo...!!
(CM and the BigMan workin' the guitars)
Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see... Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!! Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time... Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!
Folks, keep FReepin'...'gainst Bill Clinton!! Slick's a Felon...must be imprisoned... We'll sing MUDZ music with Ol' Rush!!
I ain't jokin'...Truth's unspoken... Slick's a Crim'nal Joker!! Nation, REJECT RATS' Commie S.C.U.M.**!!
(Mo' funky guitar)
WOO HOOO WOOO HOOOO...!! FReepers keep talking about Slick Willie... 'Cuz Ol' Slick did US all wrong-ong... Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry, Country!! Cause MUDZ Right HERE...Slick's TOAST!!
Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see... Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!! Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time... Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!
#488. To: sultan88, 88, XXX88XXX, cherry_bomb88, 88 Vestal Virginz, icesk8r, 88 Bottlez of BEER on the Wall, goldilucky, poet, coteblanche (#486)
"JoeBiden FOOLS!!" (To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Bellbottom Blues")
SlickWillie FOOLS, you make US fight... Right ain't gonna lose this feeling!! And if I could choose...a rage to ignite... It would be 'gainst YOU, Bubba!!!!
Do you wanna help MUD Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!! Are ya gonna FReep Slick ev'ry time ya can?! I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz... We can't let Slick git away!! Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!! We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!! In their hearts, Libs don't like RAPE!!
Left's all Wrong, but We're ALL Right!! The Nation's still healthy, Patriots!! Ahh-hmmmm... RightWing is Strong, and We'll Win The Fight!! RATScum best git usedta LOSIN'!!
Do you wanna help MUD Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!! Are ya gonna FReep Slick ev'ry time ya can?! I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz... We can't let Slick git away!! Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!! We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!! In their hearts, Libs don't like RAPE!!
(Purty jammin' by TheBigMan)
Do you wanna help MUD Dethrone RATZ Whorez?!! Do You?!! Are ya gonna FReep RATZ ev'ry time ya can?! I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz... We can't let RATZ git away!! Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!! We can't let Marxists Sanction HATE!! In their hearts, RATZ love ManDatez!!
JoeBidenFOOLS, tell RATZ "Good-Bye!!" We're surely gonna FReep as "FRiends"... And when we do, don't act surprised... When you hear Slick loves his CellMatezBuggerin'!! OOO-oooH!!
Do you wanna help MUD Dethrone RATZ Whore'd?!! Do You?!! Are ya gonna FReep RATZ ev'ry time ya can?! I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz... We can't let RATZ git away!! Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!! We can't let Marxists Sanction HATE!! In their hearts, RATZ love ManDatez!! We shan't let Lib'ralz Sanction HATE!! In their hearts, RATZ love ManDatez!!
Mudboy Slim
BTW...Bill Clinton Shall Be Dethroned When Leftist demRATZ Reject His Faux Populism!! Until then, the DemonRAT Party will continue to IMPLODE!!!
1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up. 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those darn kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM. 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach. 19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests. 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."**** 21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again." 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar. 25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you.
Heh heh heh...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Billy, King from Arkansas" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Mary, Queen of Arkansas")
Billy, King from Arkansas, it's not tooo early fer leavin'... The Country's grown tired of yer scumbag style... And yer Outlaw "Charm"'s become unseemly!! Billy, Left's King, your Untruths are revilin'... No, yer not too great to denigrate, the Nation's just realizin'...
Well, I'm just a lone EX-DemocRAT [not really], home-building's my trade... But I've been sickened by your scand'lous acts, You're a Danger to the State!! Willie, VILE King, your blows 'gainst FReedom are missin'!! No-o-o, you're not Man enough for me to hate, so wisen up and listen!!
No, the White House ain't fer TRAITORS... You're supposed to be PROTECTIN' our borders! Yeah...while your close friends serve as martyrs, You're the one who's givin' the orders!! No, Left cannot go on livin' this LIE... And you're not fit fer leadin'!! Ohhh...you let the Red Chinese infiltrate... While Lady Justice's bleedin'....
Billy, King from Arkansas. your vile spin is deceivin'... And your schtick's so great, I took the bait, And you almost had me believin'. But in your face, Willie, I can see a likeness to "TheJuice"!! No, I don't know how y'ALL can look US in the eye, While obstructin' the goddamn truth!!
But I know a place where you can go, JOEY... Where you can get a new job and start all over again, "clean"!! Ohhh, you got contacts deep in China, boy... Where Tyrants slaughter folks like me....!!
Mudboy Slim (9/9/99)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Thunderous Thighs" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Faraway Eyes")
I wuz drivin' home, early Sunday mornin', thru DeeCeeTowne... List'nin' to Ol' Mick Jagger on the AM radio station... And the DeeJay said, "You know you always got the Left by your side!" And I wuz so pleased to be informed of this... That I drove thru Slick's Whore House with my four-wheel!! Thank ya, Clinton!! Thank ya, Gore!!
Slick had an arrangement to meet a girl... Another intern date... But Bill thought by the time he got there... She'd be off, she'd be doin' the nearest Senator she could find!! Much to his surprise, there she wuz...pickin' at her thong-wear... Big Mo' Lewinsky, blue beret on her head... Justa girl...with thunderous thighs!!
So if Ol' Hell'ry won't suck... 'Cuz the First Dame don't do guys... Find a girl with thunderous thighs!! And if you're horny and dusty... 'Cuz your wife don't do the jam... Getta girl with thunderous thighs!! Well...
Well, the Lib'rals keep right on sayin'... That all you need to do is send more tax money to the... "Sacred" DeeCee Whores of Guv'ment... Located somewhere in downtown District of Columbia!!
But next week, they'll play MUDZ songs on the ray-dee-oh... And all Right's dreams shall come true!! RATZ're dead...and next week, Lord hear my prayer... Hear me, world...folks, you know what kinda lies RATZ spout... But I'll tell ya...
So now Slick's down on his luck... 'Cuz Ol' Hell'ry don't do guys... Hired a girl...with thunderous thighs!! Now, if you're downright disgusted... And you're tired of Slick's scam... Hire a girl to prove that Slick lies! Yes, now Bill's down on his luck... In jail, Ol' Slick'll soon reside... He'll be the "girl" with pasty white thighs!!
Mudboy Slim
97 Posted on 09/29/2000 08:37:21 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Calls for Bidenz Impeachment/Resignation shall reach a roaring Crescendo in the Spring and Summer of 2023, imho... And Marxist SocialDemocRATZ shall be amongst the LOUDEST calling for TraitorJoez HEAD on a Platter...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Meat Loaf...dead at 72. May he rest in peace...MUD
"Id Do Anything for Love (But I Wont Do That)" (Song by Meat Loaf)
And I would do anything for love, I'd run right into hell and back I would do anything for love, I'll never lie to you and that's a fact
But I'll never forget the way you feel right now, Oh no, no way. And I would do anything for love, But I won't do that No I won't do that
Anything for love Oh I would do anything for love, I would do anything for love But I won't do that No I won't do that
And some days, it don't come easy And some days it don't come hard Some days it don't come at all And these are the days that never end And some nights you're breathing fire And some nights you're carved in ice Some nights you're like nothing I've ever seen before Or will again
And maybe I'm crazy Oh it's crazy and it's true I know you can save me No one else can save me now but you
As long as the planets are turning As long as the stars are burning As long as your dreams are coming true You better believe it
That I would do anything for love I'll be there till the final act And I would do anything for love! And I'll take the vow and seal a pact But I'll never forgive myself if we don't go all the way Tonight And I would do anything for love Oh I would do anything for love Oh I would do anything for love But I won't do that No I wont do that
I would do anything for love Anything you've been dreaming of But I just won't do that I would do anything for love Anything you've been dreaming of But I just won't do that I would do anything for love Anything you've been dreaming of But I just won't do that
And somedays I pray for silence And somedays I pray for soul Somedays I just pray to the God of Sex and Drums and Rock 'N Roll.
And some nights I lose the feeling And some nights I lose control Some nights I just lose it all when I watch you dance and the thunder rolls
And maybe I'm lonely That's all I'm qualified to be There's just one and only The one and only promise I can keep
As long as the wheels are turning As long as the fires burning As long as your prayers are coming true You better believe it
That I would do anything for love And you know it's true and that's a fact And I would do anything for love And there'll never be no turning back
But I'll never do it better then I do it with you So long So long And I would do anything for love Oh I would do anything for love I would do anything for love But I won't do that No, no, no I won't do...
I would do anything for love Anything you've been dreaming of But I just wont do that
I would do anything for love Anything you've been dreaming of But I just wont do that
I would do anything for love Anything you've been dreaming of But I just wont do that
I would do anything for love Anything you've been dreaming of But I just wont do that
I would do anything for love Anything you've been dreaming of But I just wont do that
I would do anything for love Anything you've been dreaming of But I just wont do that
I would do anything for love Anything you've been dreaming of But I just wont do that
But I'll never stop dreaming of you every night of my life No way And I would do anything for love Oh I would do anything for love Oh I would do anything for love But I won't do that No I won't do that
Will you raise me up? Will you help me down? Will you get me right out of this Godforsaken town? Will you make it all a little less cold?
I can do that! Oh I can do that!
Will you hold me sacred? Will you hold me tight? Can you colorize my life I'm so sick of black and white? Can you make it all a little less old?
I can do that Oh oh now i can do that
Will you make me some magic with your own two hands? Can you build an emerald city with these grains of sand? Can you give me something I can take home?
Now I can do that Oh now I can do that
Will you cater to every fantasy I got? Will you hose me down with holy water, if I get too hot! (HOT)? Will you take me places I've never known?
Now I can do that Oh, oh now I can do that!
After a while to forget everything It was a brief interlude and a midsummer night's fling And you'll see that its time to move on
I won't do that I won't do that
I know the territory I've been around It'll all turn to dust And we'll all fall down And sooner or later you'll be screwing around
I won't do that! No, I won't do that!
Anything for love Oh I would do anything for love I would do anything for love But I won't do that No I won't do that
Pre...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#498. To: Angelwood, tgslTakoma, kristinn, BufordP, TrueBlackMan, Alan Keyes, Mark Levin, Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck, Dana Lash, ReaganMan, Landru, jla, cherry_bomb88, Snow Bunny, Victoria Delsoul (#120)
"Come Together!!" (To be sung to the Beatles' "Come Together")
Here comes the RightWing...We been buildin' up slowly... We got Dubyuh leadin'...got our troops a'rollin'!! We got Rush on the Eee-eye-bee; Mudboy Slim ain't jokin', Right's got RATS on their knees!!
Left fears the Righteous...Libs got whupped at the polls!! RATS love RapistWillie...Slick kills little children!! Left's all naive fools...braindead freaks. One thing Right must tell Dems is folks gotzta be FRee!! Come Together, Right NOW...in DeeCee!!
DemRATS're destructin'...Libs love Eeeee-vil Tyrants!! Left's got zero morals...Left's RAT-spine's a crackin'!! RATS got FReeped down becuz Right's FRee!! Fight the A.N.S.W.E.R. Commies 'cuz we loathe Tyranny!! Come together, Right NOW...help US FReep!!
Right!! Yo...
Keep rollin', Justice...we got Soddom runnin'!! Next, git O. bin Laden and that bozo Clinton!! We say, "One and one and one is three!!" RATS think Slick's good-lookin', but in Jail, Slick Shall SQUEEEEEAL!! Come together, Right NOW!! RE-IMPEACH!!
Oh... Come together...yeah!! Come together...yeah!! Come together...yeah!! Come together...yeah!! Come together...yeah!! Come together...yea-eah-eahh!! Come together...yea-eah-eahh!! Come together...yeah!!
Mudboy Slim
BTW...Please help Support OUR Troops in the War Against Lib'ral Terrorism At the "DeeCee Counter-Protest...25 October 2003!!"
NEVER FERGIT...MUD
1 posted on 9/11/2003, 12:03:46 AM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Lib'rals!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Some Girls")
Lib'rals steal yer money...Lib'rals steal yer souls!! Lib'rals just crave Power...o'er lives that ain't their own!! Lib'rals love their "Programs"...Lib'rals love to TAX!! Lib'rals, we give most our bread to...We won't ever git it back!!
Lib'rals they LOATHE Liberty...DemRATZ, They Love POWER!! Lib'rals hide behind children...each time they beg fer MORE!!
So give'em all YER money...Do Just What Yer Told!! Left takes more'n half of what I own... But it's Right who's doin' the Chores!! BigGuv'ment takes yer money...Leftists Corrupt Yer Souls!! Lib'rals tax the shirt off yer back...and tell ya "You a selfish louse!!"
Lib'rals, they love JessieJay...Sharpton, they're UncleToms!! American Left wants everything in the World...They're all TAKE and Never GIVE!! Medyuh Whore'd...They're ALL Sissies...I can't stand 'em on TeeVee no mo'!! Sometimes I venture over to CNN fer just a look...but I end up barfin' in the stall!!
White RATS, they're pretty funny...They think that 'Life's Soooo Sad!!' Black Libs...they just wanna blame the damned Right!! Self-reliance, they can't Stand!! Chi-Com Spies are so subtle...They got Slick on his knees!! But the Right knows 'bout what Left's cookin'...They're all Enemies of the FREE!! Give Libs all YER money...Give RATZ all YER Gold!! Bought me a house outside the City...I'll educate MY kids in my Home!! Yeah...gonna VOTE Dem Marxists home...
LeftWing spreads manure...Lib'rals Are Corrupt!! Lib'rals warp their children...look at Chelsea, she's such a DUNCE!! Give Slick half YER money...we'll put Slick behind bars... Re-Impeach Left's Boy, I say...WE'll CONVICT the Left's Biggest Star...then Laugh!! Make Slick his cellmate's "honey"...make'im a Prison 'HO!! Let's CONVICT Left's Evil, Patriots... First step's to VOTE Conservative...Let's Roll!!
Mudboy Slim
615 posted on 09/23/2002 1:52 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"JakeyBoy asked if I could "play that fiddlin' song again, daddy" so here goes..."
"Mac-Auliffe Came Down to Richmond" (To be sung to the Charlie Daniels Band's "The Devil Went Down to Georgia")
McAuliffe came down to Richmond, He was lookin' for some votes to steal, He was in a bind 'cuz RATS're always lyin', And he was willin' to make a deal! Then he came accross this young man, Sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot... Left's KlintonKlone jumped up on an ol' Dogwood stump, And growled, "Boy, let me tell you what... Perhaps you didn't know it, but I'm a politician, too, And if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you. Now you play pretty good fiddle, boy, but give this Lib'ral his due... I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, cuz I think I'm better 'n you!"
Ol' Mud said, "My name's Mudboy and I don't trust yer spin... But I'll take your bet and you're gonna regret, 'Cuz I'm Righter'n you ever been!"
(Chorus) Mudboy, you rosin up your bow and play yer fiddle hard, 'Cuz Hell's broke loose in Richmond and Big Guv'mentz 4 reTARDZ. And if you win you'll get that shiny fiddle made of gold, But if you lose, the Lib'rals get your soul.
Terry PUNK opened up his case and said, "I'll start this show!" Slick's Bile spewed from his lyin' lips as he rosined up his bow... And he pulled the bow accross the strings and it made an Evil hiss! The Lib'ral Medyuh joined in and it sounded somethin' like this...
When Slick, Jr. finished, Mudboy said, "Well, yer pretty good, Vile One, But sit down in that chair right there, And I'll show you how it's done!!
"Spies in Slick's White House, Leftist Scum... Slick's sold us out to the China-men! Sickenin' true Americans, bangin' Dem Whores, Marxist bassTURDZ gonna Hear MUD Roar!!
(Mudboy solo)
McAuliffe bowed his head becuz he knew that he'd been beat, And he laid that gilded crown on the ground at Mudboy's feet. Mudboy said, "Lib'ral, you come on back if you ever want to try again, I done told you once, EWE effeminate BITCH, I'm Righter'n you ever been!"
Mud sang, "Spies in Slick's White House, Vile TREASON!! Willie sold his soul to the Evil One! Slick's goin' to prison, takin' his Whore, Medyuh's whinin', "Who Couldda Known?!"
An oldie but a goodie...MUD
1 Posted on 08/08/1999 23:30:42 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
After escaping the vile clutches of MUDZ hopelessLEE Leftist EX-wife, I can honestLEE say beyond a shadow of a doubt, that "I won't do THAT" with another DemocRAT minion. Life is too short, and RATZ are just too STOOOPID to sleep with, IMHO...MUD
BTW...not saying a bunch of hot, young Marxist RATladies have been pounding the doors of the MUDcave, clamoring to get in, but even an old fart like me needs to set SOME standards.
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Kerry's Party!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sherry Darlin'")
Dem Lib'rals yappin'...they're all deadbeats!! Tell 'em it's all over...gonna be so sweet... Next November's mournin', yer gonna be goin' down to the unemployment agency!! 'Cuz each morning Right be fightin'...no, we won't give up... 'Til Dubyuh wins...traitors, just shut up!! Gonna be the last time DemRATS gonna be threatnin' the FRee!!
(Chorus) Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent... The dude's gawky and he's houndin' Dem young chicks!! She can take yer guilt trip back to yer ghetto tonight!! 'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin's "FRee"... Kerry's a fool, stop his blasphemy!! Hey, Willie, why're you slayin' Kerry's Party?!!
FReeper gals flirtin' while they FReep... They got great minds...and they know how to teach!! There'll be no backtrackin' out here in Flyover Country!! John Kerry, Left's love for you ain't real... Boy, yer just fillin' in fer Hillary!! Jane Kerry, RAT Party has its hero, Slick Willie!!
(Chorus) Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent... Dude looks gawky while he's bird-doggin' Dem phat chicks!! You can take yer morals back to the ghetto tonight!! 'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin' "FRee"... Kerry's a FOOL, Hanoi John's tyranny!! Hey, Hill'ry, why you playin' Kerry's Party?!!
[Mudboy on sax, CM on guitar]
Folks, keep fighting fer what's Right...ignore the pain!! Let the bleedin'-hearted spew their spin!! Kerry, you can run, but be warned, "Be Wary of the Right!!" Tell Dem Lib'rals down in Central Park... And all you politicos who're missin' the mark... Say, Slick Willie, won't you pray fer yer Party?! Hey, Willie, why'd you slay Kerry's Party?!
FReegards...MUD
1 posted on 2/23/2004, 10:41:20 AM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#507. To: backhoe, George W. Bush, Budge, quidam, drudge (#505)
"Already Gone!!" (To be sung to the Eagles' "Already Gone")
Folks, I heard Rush Limbaugh talkin' just the other day... And Rush said, "RATS're gonna put Slick on the shelf!! But let me tell you...MUD's got some news for you... And you'll soon find out Right's True... 'Cuz Slick's gonna haveta eat his lunch in a JailCell!!
'Cuz Slick's already bombed... And Right's feelin' strong!! MUD shall sing his Vict'ry songs... Woo, hoo,hoo,woo,hoo,hoo!!
This Prez'dent fer whom RATS voted...made me stop and wonder "WHY?!!" But I reckon that we'll just haveta set things Right!! Just remember this, Lib'ral, when ya listen to those who LIE... You can be RATstars and still not know what's Right (WE're Right!!)
And Left's already done... And Right's feelin' strong!! Right shall sing this Vict'ry song... Woo, hoo,hoo,woo, hoo,hoo!!!
Willie know it was YOU FOOLS who gave Slick Power... Clinton knows it shall be YOU who helps US FReep!! So often times it happens that YOU live yer lives in chains... And YOU never even knew YOU have the key!!
But me, I'm already gone!! And I'm feelin' strong!! Right Shall Sing this Vict'ry Song... 'Cuz Slick's Already Bombed!!
Yes, RATS're already gone... And Right's feelin' strong!! Right shall sing this Vict'ry song... 'Cuz RATS're already done!!
Yes, Slick's already buggered... Slick's squeeeeelin' fer more!! All Right, Let's Fight the Fight!!
BWAHAHAHAHA...MUD
8 posted on 2/23/2004, 2:49:14 PM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Keep OUR Votes to Ourselves!!" (To be sung to the Georgia Satellites' "Keep Yer Hands to Yerself")
We gotta little change in the offin'...gonna fight fer the RightWing... Gonna call you on the telephone, Dubyuh...fer the Right we shall sing!! 'Cuz each time Right votes, we get the same old thing... Always mo' guv'ment, mo' spending, well, we shan't fergit our dreams!! Now Dubyuh, now Congress, don't put our trust upon no shelf... We say, "Don't feed US no lies...we'll keep our votes to ourselves!!"
Now, Dubyuh and the RINOZ, why you wanna treat US this way?! Bush, Right's still yers to employ...DemonRATZ can't feel our pain!! Righteous shall remake history...yer The Man of the Hour!! Right says, "Slash spending, cut Guv'ment...if you wanna stay in Power!!" Now Dubyuh, our Nation, don't put our trust upon no shelf... Right says, "Don't feed US no lies...or we'll keep our votes to ourselves!!"
(ConservativeMusician workin' the axe!!...MUD on harp...)
C'mon, Dubyuh, let's go.........oh yeah!!
Ya see, Right wants it real bad and Left's about to give in... Now's when we start a'talkin' 'bout less pork...make our Guv'ment more Slim!! Right says, "Dubyuh, we'll support ya fer the rest of our lives!!" We said, "Big Guv'ment's fer sissies...don't you make it yer life!!" Now Dubyuh, now Congress, don't put our trust upon no shelf!! Right said, "Don't feed US no lies...or we'll keep your votes to ourselves!!"
(CM jammin' BIG-TIME...........plus MUD on harp)
Hell, yeah...MUD
695 posted on 12/23/2003
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Vile Corruption" (To be sung to Aerosmith's "Sweet Emotion")
Vi-i-ile corru-u-uption...Re-e-eno-o's obstru-u-uctin'... I sing about Slick, seems nobody cares... Writing these songs, but nobody hears. You can say I ain't sane, but I wanna make clear, That scumbag, Willie, Slick's Dethronement's Near!!
Slick's a sweet-talkin' Lib'ral with a Socialist bent, But his power base's gone...China money's all spent! Well, it ain't really news, Bill's a real good liar... But with Chris Cox's Report...Clinton's term will expire!
Re-e-eno's obstru-u-uctin'...vi-i-ile corru-u-uption... Slick's pulled no punches attackin' Ken Starr, Jim Carville said, "We fight dirty...'cuz this here's WAR!" Bill's springin' them leaks, 'cuz he's tryin' to hide... The obscene extent to which Slick's folks have spied! Tyranny!!!
So you say we oughtta just give Bill a pass... But Slick ain't a King...that's why we kicked Britain's ass! That Billzabubba, he's a very bad man... But Mudboy's on his case...Clinton doesn't stand a chance!! Oww!!!!
Mudboy Slim
5 Posted on 08/15/1999 20:20:05 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#513. To: Reagan Man, ArneFufkin, coteblanche, Sabertooth, ravinson (#511)
"Truckin'!!" (To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Truckin'")
Truckin'...Help the Righteous Win!! Keep Truckin'...like that Limbaugh man... Together - more or less in line Right keeps Truckin' ah-ah-ah-ah-On...
Angelwood, JeffHead, and JimRob they FReepOut on Main Street Chicago, New York, DeeCee, it's all parta the same FReep!! Atypical Patriots involved in a typical day-FReep... Git Ol' Slick and see what tomorrow brings!!
Dallas - got a soft machine Houston - too close to New Orleans New York - got the ways and means but just won't let you be
Most of the RATS you meet on the street speak of True Love Most of the time, they're sittin' and whinin' at home!! One of these days, RATS know they gotta get goin'... Dethrone Left's Whore, come join our FReeps, or Git Stoned!!
Truckin' - like that Limbaugh man Once told me you got to play your hand RINOs - the Power ain't worth a dime... If you don't lay 'em down!!
Sometimes, the Truth's soo simple to see... Other times, RATS assault the FRee!! Lately it occurs to me What a long strange trip it's been!!
What in the world ever became of Slick Will? Slick lost his office, and now he isn't the same!! Living with RATS, the HildaBeast and Cocaine... All the World could say is "Ain't it a shame?!!"
Dubyuh -- help take Soddom Down... Been thinkin' - we gotta whup Left's HO's!! Takes time - you pick a place to go... And just keep Truckin' on!!
Sitting and staring at the burnin' Twin Towers... Gotta fight...or they're gonna strike Our Country again!! I'd like to get some FReepin' 'fore we rumble... 'Cuz we are the GoodGuys, ya know the coppers are OUR FRiends!!
Rushbo...Come and Help US FReeP!! Bake Sale...just like Dan's again!! ROCK now!! We shall defeat Left's spin!! Left just won't let you be-ee-ee-ee...
You're sick of hanging around and you'd like to travel... Come and help us, join US in DeeCeeTown!! You know they can't revoke our votes, Left's trying... DETHRONE DemRATS' Whore...FReep out and dance to Right's sound!!
Sometimes the light's all shining on me Other times I can barely see Lately it occurs to me what a long strange trip it's been
Truckin - I'm goin home Whoa-oh baby, back where I belong Back home - sit down and patch my bones and get back Truckin on
Almost done...MUD
146 posted on 3/1/2004, 11:27:31 AM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"