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Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..."
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Black XVI
URL Source: https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts
Published: Oct 18, 2021
Author: Mudboy Slim
Post Date: 2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim
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How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... Mudboy Slim
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power?
How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!!
How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries?
How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
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#467. To: All (#2)
Views: 3333 Just getting started...the Best is yet to come...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#FryFauci!! Then fillet his psycho A$$...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"W's Promise!!" Sultan's workin' fer Victory...the BigMan works downtown... Folks, we won't haveta challenge Left by ourselves... Right won big once off the Normandy coast... Mudboy Slim YO!! EVERYBODY!!! Y'all are invited to the Richmond Rally FER America at the Innsbruck Pavilion in scenic Henrico Country, just West of Richmond on I-64...come out and join US on Sunday, 23 March 2003 (1-3 EST)... FReegards...MUD 1 posted on 3/19/2003, 12:06:11 AM by Mudboy Slim "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
RichmondTowne, RichmondTowne... Mudboy lives in RichmondTowne... RichmondTowne's Confederate!! Me and my pals, we love fun... RichmondTowne's a lazy afternoon... RichmondTowne, RichmondTowne... Welcome to Richmond, y'all...MUD 1165 posted on 03/18/2003 11:10 PM EST by Mudboy Slim "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Regards...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
(Compliments of the Linux FortuneBuilderz program.) Hmmm...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"FRee Iraq!!" Strength and Boldness...Whuppin' Lib'ral Scum!! Left's like pre-teens...RATS don't have a CLUE!! These days're heady...our Fight's 'tween Wrong and Right!! FReepers ROCK!! RightWing's Strong 'cuz we are FRee!! God is GOOD, God is Great!! In His Hands we trust our Fate!! (ConservativeMusician and/or the BigMan killin' it on guitar... Forty years, Lord...Where'd they go?! And sometimes late at night...ohhh, when I'm FReepin' by candlelight... FRee Iraq!! FReedom's the World's Fate!! FReepers ROCK!!! Treason's why we FReep Slick!! Mudboy Slim (2 months before the Big Four-Oh!!) BTW...RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. FReegards...MUD 1 posted on 4/9/2003, 11:00:05 AM by Mudboy Slim "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Pookies TOONS ROCK...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Slick's just like The Clap...Slick Won't Stay DOWN... We must DETHRONE Bill Clinton...must CONVICT Slick's LIES!! JOEZ caught in our TRAP...let's FReep him down!! Becuz a Traitor Can't Be Prez'dent!! Now, FReepers, SING IT!! (Repeat...fade to finish) Thank ya...thankyaverymuch...MUD **(FReeperGal Chorus, of course!!) 139 posted on 1/2/02 11:36 PM Eastern by Mudboy Slim "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Regards...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
While FReepin', we're fightin' fer a BetterWorld... Good folks, we...shall ride the Winds of Change... So let's ROLL, men...DETHRONE RATZ!! (The BigMan and CM on duelin' lead guitars) Said, MUDZ high...MUDZ strong enough to make these dreams... FReegards...MUD BTW...goldi, we are only without the Power to change things for the better if we refuse to stand up to those who would gladly subjugate our will. 120 posted on 4/10/2003, 2:20:12 PM by Mudboy Slim "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Bwahahahaha...DeeCeeRATZ B STOOOPID!! "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Warfare is the Way of deception. "If they have advantage, entice them; "Attack where they are not prepared, Ahhhh, soooo...MUD 32 posted on 10/17/2002 2:23 PM EDT "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
At home, whackin' willard o'er vanities...Ol' Slick's new "job." Tyranny Woke and RATS Shall Pay!! Clearly, Slick remembers...sickenin' Mudboy. Tyranny's Woken...WhupRATZ Today!! Try to forget this...try to erase this from the blackboard. FReegards...MUD 5 posted on 09/29/2002 2:48 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Bring it ON, Hillary!! YOU Nasty Skank WHORE!! Deplorably Yours...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"The Legend of Mudboy Slim" Well, if you ever go back to the BonAir Swamp, well, you oughtta just do what's Right!! Landru couldn't believe it!! Boy just had to find out for hisself. Spoken: DemRINOZ couldn't believe it. They just had to find out for themselves. DemClintons was white trash. They forced most of US FReeper's ta FReep. And that's been fifty years ago and you can go by there yet. BWAHAHAHAhahaha...MUD 179 posted on 4/11/2003, 11:07:52 AM by Mudboy Slim "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Sad, but TRUE...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
HeirRATZstockRATZsee....spoiled, rotten TrustFund Terrorists....aka Marxist ManDaterz, Tyrants, and SOCIAL DemocRATZ, promoters of Hate, Fear, and EnSLAVEment...aka ANTIFA and BLM, Inc. Time 2 drive a STAKE thru the Heart of Marxist MORONICism once and for all!! Little Johnnie, little Suzie...ignore your RAT teachers, kids, RATZ are self-loathing lowlifes HOO blame Society for their own inadequacies...Pay DemRATZ no heed...we will find you a BETTER environment for learning than the current PubliK Skewel System...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Fire ALL DemRATZ....MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Ain't Jokin'!!" Dem sheeple call MUD a spaced-out boy.....yeah... Sheeple squawk, "Let Willie Be!!" 'Cuz MUD's a FReeper...MUD's a grinnin'... I ain't jokin'...Laws've been broken... (CM and the BigMan workin' the guitars) Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see... Folks, keep FReepin'...'gainst Bill Clinton!! I ain't jokin'...Truth's unspoken... (Mo' funky guitar) WOO HOOO WOOO HOOOO...!! Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...MUD BTW...RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. Slick Willie's a Serial Rapist... 1 posted on 6/12/2003, 12:25:54 AM by Mudboy Slim "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
No longer a matter of "IF" TraitorJOE Biden RESIGNZ, just a matter of "WHEN?!" Quite SincereLEE...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
SlickWillie FOOLS, you make US fight... Do you wanna help MUD Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!! Left's all Wrong, but We're ALL Right!! Do you wanna help MUD Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!! (Purty jammin' by TheBigMan) Do you wanna help MUD Dethrone RATZ Whorez?!! Do You?!! JoeBidenFOOLS, tell RATZ "Good-Bye!!" Do you wanna help MUD Dethrone RATZ Whore'd?!! Do You?!! Mudboy Slim BTW...Bill Clinton Shall Be Dethroned When Leftist demRATZ Reject His Faux Populism!! RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. Quite Sincerely...MUD 1 posted on 11/20/2002 5:45 AM EST by Mudboy Slim "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
We got it covered for now, President Trump...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
25 Signs You've Grown Up... 1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. Heh heh heh...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Billy, King from Arkansas, it's not tooo early fer leavin'... Well, I'm just a lone EX-DemocRAT [not really], home-building's my trade... No, the White House ain't fer TRAITORS... Billy, King from Arkansas. your vile spin is deceivin'... But I know a place where you can go, JOEY... Mudboy Slim (9/9/99) "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Sorry...but I just threw up in my mouth, just a little...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
I wuz drivin' home, early Sunday mornin', thru DeeCeeTowne... Slick had an arrangement to meet a girl... So if Ol' Hell'ry won't suck... Well, the Lib'rals keep right on sayin'... But next week, they'll play MUDZ songs on the ray-dee-oh... So now Slick's down on his luck... Mudboy Slim 97 Posted on 09/29/2000 08:37:21 PDT by Mudboy Slim "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Calls for Bidenz Impeachment/Resignation shall reach a roaring Crescendo in the Spring and Summer of 2023, imho... "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) I feel the same way about chilled, decent-quality, 100% Blue Agave tequila...MUD BTW...I don't drink much these days, either, but if/when you do, what is your liquor of choice? "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
And I would do anything for love, But I'll never forget the way you feel right now, Anything for love And some days, it don't come easy And maybe I'm crazy As long as the planets are turning That I would do anything for love I would do anything for love And somedays I pray for silence And some nights I lose the feeling And maybe I'm lonely As long as the wheels are turning That I would do anything for love But I'll never do it better then I do it with you I would do anything for love I would do anything for love I would do anything for love I would do anything for love I would do anything for love I would do anything for love I would do anything for love But I'll never stop dreaming of you every night of my life Will you raise me up? I can do that! Will you hold me sacred? I can do that Will you make me some magic with your own two hands? Now I can do that Will you cater to every fantasy I got? Now I can do that After a while to forget everything I won't do that I know the territory I won't do that! Anything for love Pre...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Trump/DeSantis 4 America the GreatAGAIN in 2024...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Come Together!!" Here comes the RightWing...We been buildin' up slowly... Left fears the Righteous...Libs got whupped at the polls!! DemRATS're destructin'...Libs love Eeeee-vil Tyrants!! Right!! Yo... Keep rollin', Justice...we got Soddom runnin'!! Oh... Mudboy Slim BTW...Please help Support OUR Troops in the War Against Lib'ral Terrorism NEVER FERGIT...MUD 1 posted on 9/11/2003, 12:03:46 AM by Mudboy Slim "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
BWAHAHAHAhahaha...demRATZ B STOOOPID...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Lib'rals steal yer money...Lib'rals steal yer souls!! Lib'rals they LOATHE Liberty...DemRATZ, They Love POWER!! So give'em all YER money...Do Just What Yer Told!! Lib'rals, they love JessieJay...Sharpton, they're UncleToms!! White RATS, they're pretty funny...They think that 'Life's Soooo Sad!!' LeftWing spreads manure...Lib'rals Are Corrupt!! Mudboy Slim 615 posted on 09/23/2002 1:52 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Let's GO, Brandon!! Pudding POPS 4 EVERYONE...yeeaaay, JOE...smh. How did we get here?! "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
McAuliffe came down to Richmond, Ol' Mud said, "My name's Mudboy and I don't trust yer spin... (Chorus) Terry PUNK opened up his case and said, "I'll start this show!" (McAuliffe fiddle solo...Leftist Med'yuh keyboards in) When Slick, Jr. finished, Mudboy said, "Spies in Slick's White House, Leftist Scum... (Mudboy solo) McAuliffe bowed his head becuz he knew that he'd been beat, Mud sang, "Spies in Slick's White House, Vile TREASON!! An oldie but a goodie...MUD 1 Posted on 08/08/1999 23:30:42 PDT by Mudboy Slim "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#Fire&FryDocFauci!!" Regards...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
After escaping the vile clutches of MUDZ hopelessLEE Leftist EX-wife, I can honestLEE say beyond a shadow of a doubt, that "I won't do THAT" with another DemocRAT minion. Life is too short, and RATZ are just too STOOOPID to sleep with, IMHO...MUD BTW...not saying a bunch of hot, young Marxist RATladies have been pounding the doors of the MUDcave, clamoring to get in, but even an old fart like me needs to set SOME standards. "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Kerry's Party!!" Dem Lib'rals yappin'...they're all deadbeats!! (Chorus) FReeper gals flirtin' while they FReep... (Chorus) [Mudboy on sax, CM on guitar] Folks, keep fighting fer what's Right...ignore the pain!! FReegards...MUD 1 posted on 2/23/2004, 10:41:20 AM by Mudboy Slim "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Regards...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
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#468. To: All (#456)
Dem DeeCee RATZ shall RUE the day TraitorJoe made this an "US versus THEM" Scenario...
#469. To: Sultan88, BigMan, conservativemusician, Poker Face, poker boy, Dr. MonDremo, JazzyJosh, Disco Dave, JayMo, LittleBill' Fingerz, Mordecai, Beren Erchamion, HUAN!!! (#120)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "The Promise")
CM works in a rock and roll band,
Lookin' for that diff'rence-makin' sound!!
We've gotta li'l job up in DeeCeeTown...
We're Right, THAT I know!!
Some nights, I FReep with Black's judges...some nights, I write songs...
We'll follow our dreams just like those RATS do way up on TeeVee!!
We'll Whup RATS' Challengers 'til Left's Benign...
Screw the Sosh'lists' and DemonRATS' FReaks!!
Lib'rals' Promise's been broken...
DemRATZ ain't gonna git MUDZ Dreams!!
Righteous folks got somethin' that we'll embolden!!
I lived a secret...I should'a kept to myself!!
But I got drunk one night and I smoked it...
All our lives, WE Fight Fer Right...
The Fight that Mankind must ALWAYS Win!!
Every day, it just seems hard to believe...
The LIES RATS're believing in!!
Lib'rals're DO-O-OLTS!!! Yo, FReepers, you are so Right!!
Clinton's a HO-O-O!! SlickWillie's Lyin' and Slick Righteous Shall Smite!!
But somehow FRench fergot our loss!!
It's TIME Right fights like we wuz makin' up fer broken spirits...
Of all the liberties we've lost!!
Lib'rals' promise's been broken...RATZ Defend TREASON!!
BigGuv'ment steals something from down in your soul!!
Fight when the TRUTH is spoken and the RATS say, "NO JUSTICE!!"
Something in OUR Heart Grows Bold!!
We'll Defend the FRee from dem Sosh'list RATZ...
WHUP the HollyWeirdo Stars!!
'Cuz when the LeftWing hath Broken...We'll Defend Our Righteous Home!!
FReepin' Fer the Soldiers Who'll Liberate Iraq!!
Lib'rals are DO-O-OLTS!!...for the lost lovers and all the fixed games
Thunder Road, for the tires rushing by in the rain
Thunder Road, Billy and me we'd always say
Thunder Road, we were gonna take it all and throw it all away
BE THERE or BE SQUARE!!
#470. To: ConservativeMan55, sultan88, Landru (#469)
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Oxford Town")
Ev'rybody's got their chests bowed out!!
George Dubyuh's Right to Force Soddom Down!!
Celebrate OUR Troops in RichmondTowne!!
Soccer games and Brownie Scouts!!
Party with folks red and brown...
Lib'rals, stay away from Mudboy now...
Klinton's THE Chi-Coms' Whore...We SHAN'T let RATS Win!!
All becuz Slick Committed Treason!!
What do you think about that, my FRiends?!!
WE WHUP RATS 'Cuz We Think They're Dumb!!
I don't even know why RATS come...
Go on back where y'all came from!!
Mudboy Slim's singin' sum powerful tunes!!
Thousands died 'cuz SlickWillie is a Goon!!
Attorney General...Investigate SOON!!
Ev'rybody's got their chests bowed out!!
Ol' MUD do write some Righteous sounds...
Ain't a-goin' stop 'til Slick's DETHRONED!!
#471. To: All (#468)
#472. To: All (#463)
-- Mark Twain
#473. To: A K A Stone, AuntB, Arator, Aragorn, AlTheTreeGore, Anti-Capitaslist, Athiestz, Agnostix, AustralianZ (#438)
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "Like a Rock")
Ignorance is Legion...DemRATS're Sleazy BUMS!!
We fight fer FReedom...Right's never been this strong...FRee Iraq!!
Libs LOATHE our FReedoms...Ignorant Poltroons!!
Folks, Right is Winning...Socialists Dispair!!
FReepers ROCK!!
Our Noble Purpose...the World we shall Enlight!!
Right must hold firmly...'cuz FReedom's Worth the Fight!!
FReedom ROCKS!!
FReep Iraq!! Liberate the WHOLE MidEast!!
FRee Iraq, Sheeple Blossom When FRee...FRee Iraq!!
Reject Left's hustlers and RATS' schemes!!
Right stand proud...Right stand tall...Left's about to Fall!!!
MUD still believes in his dreams!!
Dr. MonDremo on pie-anny)
Forty years...I'm gittin' old!!
Still, we're fightin' against...Clinton's SCUM!!
The tunes come to me and All IS Right!!
And I recall...I recall....
FReepers ROCK!! Shrink the Fed'ralist State!!
Like Iraq!! The World We'll Liberate...like Iraq!!
RATS're "shocked"...Left's arses Right Shall Kick!!
Like Iraq, the Righteous Win AGAIN...Like Iraq!!
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
#474. To: pookie18 (#471)
CHU SUX...MUD
#475. To: Geezerette, amom, mommadooo3, PhiKapMom, Cincinatus' Wife, AnnaZ, Mia T, AuntB (#473)
(To be sung to Elvis Presley's "Suspicious Minds")
Becuz Bill Loves US sooo much, Ladies!!
Folks, won't you see?! EX-Prez'dent Clinton's "Guilty!!"
Networks LIE...don't believe a word Left's sayin'!!
(IMPEACH Left's LIES....)**
Folks, we can't build our "bridge" when OUR EX-Prez'dent's LYIN'!!
So, c'mon FReepers, let's go!! Right's gotta DETHRONE Left's 'HO!!
We gonna teach DemLib'rals 'bout OUR Rights!!
'Cuz once we DETHRONE Slick...and keep Ol' Dubyuh in,
Slick'll spend many years in Jail fer SPYIN'!!
(Folks, keep fightin'....)**
World shall go on without Slick...Tyranny's Left's CRIME!!
(Slick we'll INDICT!!)**
We'll shatter all Left's dreams...De-Brainwash Left's Minds!!
Left retails Fear and Lies...Fer OUR Country We Shall Fight!!
We won't let Liberty die...
Seek Justice, you know just what we gotta do!!
Ummm...uhmmmm...yeah...yeah...
It's so clear to me...gotzta Fight to be FRee!!
(Ooh-ahhh-oooohh)**
Don't y'all care what yer grandchildren[/forefathers] say?!
Slick's Caught in OUR Trap!!...Slick We'll INDICT!!
Limbaugh Shall Sing the Truth, sweet Nation!!
Ohhh...can't just feel it?!
Slick's just like The Clap...gotta shut Left out...
#476. To: All (#474)
Heh heh heh...
OUCH!!
#FireFry&FilletDocFauci!!
Spread the Word...
#477. To: Cyber-Band, goldilucky, MeeknMing (#475)
(Edited)
(To be sung to Creed's "Higher")
Fight RATS' Slime, my FRiends!!
'Cuz we're Right...we'll fight BigGuv'mentWaste...
'Cuz we don't wanna lose OUR Country to Left's HATE!!
FReedom is a hunger...to control our own Fates!!
Shun the LIES!! DemRATS we'll Liberate!!
Folks, let's ROLL there!!
Can't let Slick escape!!
Come on, REJECT FEAR!!
Mitt Romney WE AIN'T!!
Clinton is a LIAR!!
'Tis our Fate...INDICT RATS' Schemes!!
DemRATZ're all LIARS!!
'Tis YER Fate...FER Justice FReep!!
To help FRee MinionsOfState!!
Fer Right(s), we shall FReep!!
'Cuz, my FRiends, we'd sacrifice all that's Right...
If WE "MovedOn"...Failed to Re-Impeach RATS' Shame!!
The Goal is to Imprison Slick...
Proclaim Slick's Disgrace...fer Bill's Rape!!
Folks, let's ROLL there!!
Shan't let Slick escape!!
Come on, REJECT FEAR!!
RAT Marxists WE AIN'T!!
BIDEN is a LIAR!!
'Tis our Fate...INDICT RATZ Schemes!!
DemRATZ're all LIARS!!
'Tis YER Fate...FER Justice FReep!!
C'mon, Let's Go, FRiends...FER Justice We FReep!!
Up high I feel like I'm alive for the very first time
Said Up high I'm strong enough to take these dreams
Convict RATZ Slime!!
Convict RATZ Slime!!
BIDEN is a LIAR!!
'Tis our Fate...INDICT RATZ Schemes!!
DemRATZ're all LIARS!!
'Tis YER Fate...FER Justice FReep!!
BIDEN is a LIAR!!
'Tis our Fate...INDICT RATZ Schemes!!
FER Justice WE Aspire!!
'Tis OUR Fate...FER Justice FReep!!
Real positive change is tough, but I'll never believe we, as FReePersons, are not capable of instilling OUR wills on the BodyPolitic...
If that makes me NAIVE, I hope I never grow outta it!!
(Let's Just Add William Jefferson Clinton to...
Dubyuh's Axis of Evil and Git It Over With!!)
#478. To: All (#476)
Wonder how Ol' CornPop is doing...probably the same as Barry Obama's brother...LOL!!
Not the WISEST, but definitely the Most CLEVER, of OUR Founding Fathers, imho...MUD
#479. To: ConservativeMan55, W04Man, dubyagee, Liz, summer, mommadooo3 (#477)
Therefore, if able, appear unable,
if active, appear not active,
if near, appear far,
if far, appear near.
if they are confused, take them,
if they are substantial, prepare for them,
if they are strong, avoid them,
if they are angry, disturb them,
if they are humble, make them haughty,
if they are relaxed, toil them,
if they are united, separate them.
go out to where they do not expect.
This specialized warfare leads to victory,
And may not be transmitted beforehand."
#480. To: cherry_bomb88, conservativemusician, yankhater, Landru, sultan88, Happygal, ohioWfan (#477)
(To be sung to Pearl Jam's "Jeremy")
Yellow-bellied SCUM!! Bill Loathes the Military. (That's ME!!)
Children slayed by tools of Butch Reno!!
Medyuh didn't give attention...ohhh, to the fact that Bubba didn't care!!
King Osama bil Clinton Fooled Left's Whore'd!!
McAuliffe Broke Laws...Indict Today!!
Seems that intern sure could suck...
Oooh...but Slick Unleashed a Lion!!!
JimRob FReeped and Limbaugh's Legions Craved Justice!!
How could we "forget?"!! 'Cuz Slick's hit US with his evil best!!
My jaw ain't hurting, Slick's wide open.
Just like the day...like the day we learn'd....
Daddies shouldn't give affection (NO!!) to interns the same age as Chelsea-dear.
Queen HildaBeest the Wicked rules Slick's World.
McAuliffe Broke Laws...Indict Today!!
SlickWillie's Spokesmen...Be Quite Afraid!!
MudboySlim'll Smoke Slick...RATS Beware!!
#481. To: All (#478)
(Edited)
RATZ Lie!! RATZ Cheat!! RATZ Steal Electionz!!
RATZ Mass-Murder MillionZ!! 
#482. To: cherry_bomb88, sultan88, jla, iceskater, Corin Stormhands, Administrative Simplification, AdSimp, Landry (#480)
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels' Band's "Legend of Wooley Swamp")
There's things out there in the middle of them woods that make DemLib'rals cry from fright.
RATZ still crawl and Med'yuh lies and Clinton sleeps around on the town...
And they say the ghost of Mudboy Slim gets up and he FReeps around.
Sultan couldn't conceive'it!! The dude never would have listened to nobody else.
MizBunny couldn't believe it!! She just had to find out for herself...
There's somethings in this world you just can't explain.
Ol' Mudboy lived in the Virginny Swamp, back in his cave on the woods.
He never did do a lotta harm to the world, 'cuz he always tried doin' Good.
People didn't think too much of MUD...they all thought he acted funny.
Ol' Mudboy didn't care 'bout DemSheeple anyway...All MUD cared about was gettin' JUSTICE!!
He'd stuff his songs down in remote threads and he'd bury tunes all around.
And on certain nights if the moon was Right he'd dig 'em up out with their sounds....
Slim'd pour his heart out on the floor of his cave and run his vocals through it.
Yeah, Mudboy Slim was an ORNERY old man and that's all that there was to it!!
Med'yuh couldn't conceive'it 'cause DemRATZ never would have listened to nobody else.
JimRob wouldn't believe it. He just had to find out for hisself...
There's somethings in this world you just can't explain.
They were mean as Butch Reno and sneaky as RATS and quite arrogant when they'd speak.
One night Ol' Slickboy Willie said, "Y'all meet me at Ol' Muddy's Cave later.
We'll take old Mudboy's Justice and we'll feed him to the Litigators."
They found Ol' Mudboy out in the back with a guitar in his hand,
Thirteen RightWing FReeper songs was just dug up out of the sand.
Then, T-Mac went crazy and he beat Ol' Mudboy, and Slick picked Slim up off of the ground.
Threw MUD in Left's Swamp and stood there and laughed as the BlackWater sucked him down.
Then they turned around and went back to MUDZ shack and picked up MUDZ Justice and ran.
Slick hadn't gone nowhere when they realized they were publicizing MUDZ Band.
McAuliffe struggled and Slick squealed but they couldn't get away and just before they went under
They could hear Ol' Mudboy laughing and a voice say,
"Fear MUDZ Justice!!!"
There's a spot in the yard in the back of MUDZ shack where the ground is always wet.
And on summer nights, if the moon is right down by that dark footpath,
You can hear Slick Willie sqeeeeeealin'. You can hear Ol' Mudboy laugh!!!
#483. To: All (#481)
#484. To: All (#482)
(Edited)
#485. To: All dem BureaucRATZ and PltocRATZ HOO continue to POLLUTE the DeeCee Swamp... (#404)
These SwampRATZ are unaccountable paper-pushers and brown-nosers, and we can replace 80% of them with robots and computers.
Then we can rehire DemRATZ as ditchdiggers and toll- takers, etc.
#486. To: BigMan, conservativemusician, Stevie Miller (#120)
(To be sung to Steve Miller Band's "The Joker")
'Cuz I see a future that's Just.
Some FReepers call me Moe Reese...
'Cuz I seek the Imprisonment of S.C.U.M.**!!
Say Right's tellin' you wrong, steerin' you wrong...
Well, don't you worry, Nation, don't worry...
Cause MUD's right here--fightin'--right here where he belongs!!
Slick's a Felon...should be in prison...
We'll FReep Left's music 'gainst RATS' S.C.U.M.**!!
DemRATS' are misspoken...
Demand Justice fer Slick's TREASON!!
Wooo Hooooo Wooo Hooo...!!
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!
Slick's a Felon...must be imprisoned...
We'll sing MUDZ music with Ol' Rush!!
Slick's a Crim'nal Joker!!
Nation, REJECT RATS' Commie S.C.U.M.**!!
FReepers keep talking about Slick Willie...
'Cuz Ol' Slick did US all wrong-ong...
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry, Country!!
Cause MUDZ Right HERE...Slick's TOAST!!
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
MOVE ON, you say?! Over my dead body...MUD
#487. To: All (#483)
Big Pharma is a TOOL of DemRATZ in DeeCee and Commies in Beijing!!
Too TRUE...
#488. To: sultan88, 88, XXX88XXX, cherry_bomb88, 88 Vestal Virginz, icesk8r, 88 Bottlez of BEER on the Wall, goldilucky, poet, coteblanche (#486)
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Bellbottom Blues")
Right ain't gonna lose this feeling!!
And if I could choose...a rage to ignite...
It would be 'gainst YOU, Bubba!!!!
Are ya gonna FReep Slick ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We can't let Slick git away!!
Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In their hearts, Libs don't like RAPE!!
The Nation's still healthy, Patriots!! Ahh-hmmmm...
RightWing is Strong, and We'll Win The Fight!!
RATScum best git usedta LOSIN'!!
Are ya gonna FReep Slick ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We can't let Slick git away!!
Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In their hearts, Libs don't like RAPE!!
Are ya gonna FReep RATZ ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We can't let RATZ git away!!
Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Marxists Sanction HATE!!
In their hearts, RATZ love ManDatez!!
We're surely gonna FReep as "FRiends"...
And when we do, don't act surprised...
When you hear Slick loves his CellMatezBuggerin'!! OOO-oooH!!
Are ya gonna FReep RATZ ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We can't let RATZ git away!!
Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Marxists Sanction HATE!!
In their hearts, RATZ love ManDatez!!
We shan't let Lib'ralz Sanction HATE!!
In their hearts, RATZ love ManDatez!!
Until then, the DemonRAT Party will continue to IMPLODE!!!
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
#489. To: All TRUMPsterz (#487)
DemocRATZ have ALWAYS been the Party of Racial Hatred...and always will be.
I smell Hildabeeest...
"Little Red Lying Tool"...
Shameful--and SHAMEless--human, imho.
#490. To: All (#488)
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those darn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."****
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you.
#491. To: All (#120)
"JOEY, CREEP from Delaware...?"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Mary, Queen of Arkansas")
The Country's grown tired of yer scumbag style...
And yer Outlaw "Charm"'s become unseemly!!
Billy, Left's King, your Untruths are revilin'...
No, yer not too great to denigrate, the Nation's just realizin'...
But I've been sickened by your scand'lous acts,
You're a Danger to the State!!
Willie, VILE King, your blows 'gainst FReedom are missin'!!
No-o-o, you're not Man enough for me to hate, so wisen up and listen!!
You're supposed to be PROTECTIN' our borders!
Yeah...while your close friends serve as martyrs,
You're the one who's givin' the orders!!
No, Left cannot go on livin' this LIE...
And you're not fit fer leadin'!!
Ohhh...you let the Red Chinese infiltrate...
While Lady Justice's bleedin'....
And your schtick's so great, I took the bait,
And you almost had me believin'.
But in your face, Willie, I can see a likeness to "TheJuice"!!
No, I don't know how y'ALL can look US in the eye,
While obstructin' the goddamn truth!!
Where you can get a new job and start all over again, "clean"!!
Ohhh, you got contacts deep in China, boy...
Where Tyrants slaughter folks like me....!!
#492. To: All (#489)
Folks no longer FEAR the Hildabeeest...WeThePeople PITY IT...!!
#493. To: All (#491)
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Faraway Eyes")
List'nin' to Ol' Mick Jagger on the AM radio station...
And the DeeJay said, "You know you always got the Left by your side!"
And I wuz so pleased to be informed of this...
That I drove thru Slick's Whore House with my four-wheel!!
Thank ya, Clinton!! Thank ya, Gore!!
Another intern date...
But Bill thought by the time he got there...
She'd be off, she'd be doin' the nearest Senator she could find!!
Much to his surprise, there she wuz...pickin' at her thong-wear...
Big Mo' Lewinsky, blue beret on her head...
Justa girl...with thunderous thighs!!
'Cuz the First Dame don't do guys...
Find a girl with thunderous thighs!!
And if you're horny and dusty...
'Cuz your wife don't do the jam...
Getta girl with thunderous thighs!!
Well...
That all you need to do is send more tax money to the...
"Sacred" DeeCee Whores of Guv'ment...
Located somewhere in downtown District of Columbia!!
And all Right's dreams shall come true!!
RATZ're dead...and next week, Lord hear my prayer...
Hear me, world...folks, you know what kinda lies RATZ spout...
But I'll tell ya...
'Cuz Ol' Hell'ry don't do guys...
Hired a girl...with thunderous thighs!!
Now, if you're downright disgusted...
And you're tired of Slick's scam...
Hire a girl to prove that Slick lies!
Yes, now Bill's down on his luck...
In jail, Ol' Slick'll soon reside...
He'll be the "girl" with pasty white thighs!!
#494. To: All (#492)
(Edited)
And Marxist SocialDemocRATZ shall be amongst the LOUDEST calling for TraitorJoez HEAD on a Platter...MUD
#495. To: A K A Stone (#438)
-- Mark Twain, on whiskey
#496. To: Meat Loaf, ALL Meat Loaf Fans (#490)
Meat Loaf...dead at 72. May he rest in peace...MUD
(Song by Meat Loaf)
I'd run right into hell and back
I would do anything for love,
I'll never lie to you and that's a fact
Oh no, no way.
And I would do anything for love,
But I won't do that
No I won't do that
Oh I would do anything for love,
I would do anything for love
But I won't do that
No I won't do that
And some days it don't come hard
Some days it don't come at all
And these are the days that never end
And some nights you're breathing fire
And some nights you're carved in ice
Some nights you're like nothing I've ever seen before
Or will again
Oh it's crazy and it's true
I know you can save me
No one else can save me now but you
As long as the stars are burning
As long as your dreams are coming true
You better believe it
I'll be there till the final act
And I would do anything for love!
And I'll take the vow and seal a pact
But I'll never forgive myself if we don't go all the way
Tonight
And I would do anything for love
Oh I would do anything for love
Oh I would do anything for love
But I won't do that
No I wont do that
Anything you've been dreaming of
But I just won't do that
I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of
But I just won't do that
I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of
But I just won't do that
And somedays I pray for soul
Somedays I just pray to the God of Sex and Drums and Rock 'N Roll.
And some nights I lose control
Some nights I just lose it all when I watch you dance and the thunder rolls
That's all I'm qualified to be
There's just one and only
The one and only promise I can keep
As long as the fires burning
As long as your prayers are coming true
You better believe it
And you know it's true and that's a fact
And I would do anything for love
And there'll never be no turning back
So long
So long
And I would do anything for love
Oh I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love
But I won't do that
No, no, no I won't do...
Anything you've been dreaming of
But I just wont do that
Anything you've been dreaming of
But I just wont do that
Anything you've been dreaming of
But I just wont do that
Anything you've been dreaming of
But I just wont do that
Anything you've been dreaming of
But I just wont do that
Anything you've been dreaming of
But I just wont do that
Anything you've been dreaming of
But I just wont do that
No way
And I would do anything for love
Oh I would do anything for love
Oh I would do anything for love
But I won't do that
No I won't do that
Will you help me down?
Will you get me right out of this Godforsaken town?
Will you make it all a little less cold?
Oh I can do that!
Will you hold me tight?
Can you colorize my life I'm so sick of black and white?
Can you make it all a little less old?
Oh oh now i can do that
Can you build an emerald city with these grains of sand?
Can you give me something I can take home?
Oh now I can do that
Will you hose me down with holy water, if I get too hot! (HOT)?
Will you take me places I've never known?
Oh, oh now I can do that!
It was a brief interlude and a midsummer night's fling
And you'll see that its time to move on
I won't do that
I've been around
It'll all turn to dust
And we'll all fall down
And sooner or later you'll be screwing around
No, I won't do that!
Oh I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love
But I won't do that
No I won't do that
#497. To: pookie18 (#494)
#498. To: Angelwood, tgslTakoma, kristinn, BufordP, TrueBlackMan, Alan Keyes, Mark Levin, Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck, Dana Lash, ReaganMan, Landru, jla, cherry_bomb88, Snow Bunny, Victoria Delsoul (#120)
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Come Together")
We got Dubyuh leadin'...got our troops a'rollin'!!
We got Rush on the Eee-eye-bee;
Mudboy Slim ain't jokin', Right's got RATS on their knees!!
RATS love RapistWillie...Slick kills little children!!
Left's all naive fools...braindead freaks.
One thing Right must tell Dems is folks gotzta be FRee!!
Come Together, Right NOW...in DeeCee!!
Left's got zero morals...Left's RAT-spine's a crackin'!!
RATS got FReeped down becuz Right's FRee!!
Fight the A.N.S.W.E.R. Commies 'cuz we loathe Tyranny!!
Come together, Right NOW...help US FReep!!
Next, git O. bin Laden and that bozo Clinton!!
We say, "One and one and one is three!!"
RATS think Slick's good-lookin', but in Jail, Slick Shall SQUEEEEEAL!!
Come together, Right NOW!! RE-IMPEACH!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yea-eah-eahh!!
Come together...yea-eah-eahh!!
Come together...yeah!!
At the "DeeCee Counter-Protest...25 October 2003!!"
#499. To: All (#497)
#500. To: sultan88, Landru, cherry_bomb88, FBD, goldilucky, jla, AdSimp, MeeknMing, conservativemusician (#498)
FIVE HUNNERD....
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Some Girls")
Lib'rals just crave Power...o'er lives that ain't their own!!
Lib'rals love their "Programs"...Lib'rals love to TAX!!
Lib'rals, we give most our bread to...We won't ever git it back!!
Lib'rals hide behind children...each time they beg fer MORE!!
Left takes more'n half of what I own...
But it's Right who's doin' the Chores!!
BigGuv'ment takes yer money...Leftists Corrupt Yer Souls!!
Lib'rals tax the shirt off yer back...and tell ya "You a selfish louse!!"
American Left wants everything in the World...They're all TAKE and Never GIVE!!
Medyuh Whore'd...They're ALL Sissies...I can't stand 'em on TeeVee no mo'!!
Sometimes I venture over to CNN fer just a look...but I end up barfin' in the stall!!
Black Libs...they just wanna blame the damned Right!!
Self-reliance, they can't Stand!!
Chi-Com Spies are so subtle...They got Slick on his knees!!
But the Right knows 'bout what Left's cookin'...They're all Enemies of the FREE!!
Give Libs all YER money...Give RATZ all YER Gold!!
Bought me a house outside the City...I'll educate MY kids in my Home!!
Yeah...gonna VOTE Dem Marxists home...
Lib'rals warp their children...look at Chelsea, she's such a DUNCE!!
Give Slick half YER money...we'll put Slick behind bars...
Re-Impeach Left's Boy, I say...WE'll CONVICT the Left's Biggest Star...then Laugh!!
Make Slick his cellmate's "honey"...make'im a Prison 'HO!!
Let's CONVICT Left's Evil, Patriots...
First step's to VOTE Conservative...Let's Roll!!
#501. To: All (#499)
(Edited)
Follow the Money...the ChiComz and Big Pharma p'OWN the Biden Administration!! 
The Architect KNOWZ..... 
#502. To: JakeyBoy, Cyber-Band, Marysecretary, Ragtime Cowgirl, PhiKapMom, Pippin, FreeTheHostages, GunsareOK (#500)
"JakeyBoy asked if I could "play that fiddlin' song again, daddy" so here goes..."
(To be sung to the Charlie Daniels Band's "The Devil Went Down to Georgia")
He was lookin' for some votes to steal,
He was in a bind 'cuz RATS're always lyin',
And he was willin' to make a deal!
Then he came accross this young man,
Sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot...
Left's KlintonKlone jumped up on an ol' Dogwood stump,
And growled, "Boy, let me tell you what...
Perhaps you didn't know it, but I'm a politician, too,
And if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
Now you play pretty good fiddle, boy, but give this Lib'ral his due...
I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, cuz I think I'm better 'n you!"
But I'll take your bet and you're gonna regret,
'Cuz I'm Righter'n you ever been!"
Mudboy, you rosin up your bow and play yer fiddle hard,
'Cuz Hell's broke loose in Richmond and Big Guv'mentz 4 reTARDZ.
And if you win you'll get that shiny fiddle made of gold,
But if you lose, the Lib'rals get your soul.
Slick's Bile spewed from his lyin' lips as he rosined up his bow...
And he pulled the bow accross the strings and it made an Evil hiss!
The Lib'ral Medyuh joined in and it sounded somethin' like this...
"Well, yer pretty good, Vile One,
But sit down in that chair right there,
And I'll show you how it's done!!
Slick's sold us out to the China-men!
Sickenin' true Americans, bangin' Dem Whores,
Marxist bassTURDZ gonna Hear MUD Roar!!
And he laid that gilded crown on the ground at Mudboy's feet.
Mudboy said, "Lib'ral, you come on back if you ever want to try again,
I done told you once, EWE effeminate BITCH, I'm Righter'n you ever been!"
Willie sold his soul to the Evil One!
Slick's goin' to prison, takin' his Whore,
Medyuh's whinin', "Who Couldda Known?!"
#503. To: All (#501)
#504. To: All (#496)
(Edited)
#505. To: All (#120)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sherry Darlin'")
Tell 'em it's all over...gonna be so sweet...
Next November's mournin', yer gonna be goin' down to the unemployment agency!!
'Cuz each morning Right be fightin'...no, we won't give up...
'Til Dubyuh wins...traitors, just shut up!!
Gonna be the last time DemRATS gonna be threatnin' the FRee!!
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
The dude's gawky and he's houndin' Dem young chicks!!
She can take yer guilt trip back to yer ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin's "FRee"...
Kerry's a fool, stop his blasphemy!!
Hey, Willie, why're you slayin' Kerry's Party?!!
They got great minds...and they know how to teach!!
There'll be no backtrackin' out here in Flyover Country!!
John Kerry, Left's love for you ain't real...
Boy, yer just fillin' in fer Hillary!!
Jane Kerry, RAT Party has its hero, Slick Willie!!
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
Dude looks gawky while he's bird-doggin' Dem phat chicks!!
You can take yer morals back to the ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin' "FRee"...
Kerry's a FOOL, Hanoi John's tyranny!!
Hey, Hill'ry, why you playin' Kerry's Party?!!
Let the bleedin'-hearted spew their spin!!
Kerry, you can run, but be warned, "Be Wary of the Right!!"
Tell Dem Lib'rals down in Central Park...
And all you politicos who're missin' the mark...
Say, Slick Willie, won't you pray fer yer Party?!
Hey, Willie, why'd you slay Kerry's Party?!
#506. To: All (#503)
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