Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:350241 Comments:4422
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
"TRUTH's Right, RAT-Slime!!" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Good Times, Bad Times")
Ain't ashamed, I'm uncouth... Still, I know to be free, must make yer stand!! Obama's all the rage... Media LIES!! 'Cuz it's Big Guv'ment that they demand. Dem Marxists, how they try... To steal my pay fer all their RAT programs!!
Truth's Right, RAT-slime!! Defeat the Left's nightmare!! 'Cuz Obama snorts blow...He's a Marxist man!! Networks still don't seem to care.
Eighteen: I fell in awe... Of a man as wise as could be. Reagan whupped up on Gorbachev... Dutch gave folks liberty!! But now each year, Fed takes what's mine... Big Guv'ment spends and spends!! Rush Limbaugh counseled, "Don't believe... RAT-Media's Leftist spin...NO!!"
Truth's Right, RAT-Slime!! You leeches steal yer share!! Then, Dem Lib'rals git stoned... Tout their Marxist plans... But Voters ain't unaware!!
(BigMan kickin' it on guitar)
Truth's Right!! Let's Fight!! Now we got our Veep, Sarah!! Gov'ner Palin's no joke... She says, "Drill ANWR!!" Devolve Power to the States!!
MUD knows what it means to FReep alone... But now we're in the Limbaugh Zone!! We don't care what RAT-Networks say... Right's gonna whup Left, each and every day. RATS shall fear the songs of the Syntaurs!! Realize, SlickBarry, we're gonna break yer Marxist heart!!
Mudboy Slim (6 September 2008)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Obama's Bold Push!!" (To be sung to Neil Young's "After The Goldrush")
Yes, they dreamed they saw a righteous army pleadin', Prayin' fer things from their King. There were Leftists kneelin' and young girls squealin'... Sang, "Barack is Liberty!! 'Cuz we got Big Change comin'...Dubyuh's DONE!!" Our youth's voting fer a dream!! Hope that Brother Barry is "The One"... Who can keep this Country free!! Pray that Prez'dent Barry is "The One"... Who will keep my Nation free!!
Press was lyin' fer their Lord Messiah... A tingle ran up their thighs. Networks swear that they ain't biased... Whilst ignoring Barry's lies. The Syntaurs' band's playin' in my head... RightWing felt like getting high. I was thinking about what Li'l Bill had said... He''s believin' the Media's lies. Thinking about what Obama said... But I reckon it was a lie.
(Reprise)
Folks, Left dreams of raising income taxes higher... Sosh'lists take yer raise fer Big Guv!! There were Lib'rals cryin', "Raise taxes higher!! Obama's the "Chosen One!!"" It's all a dream, George Soros' dream... Big Guv'ment's what they love. Prayin' Brother Barry's power greed... Ain't got freedom on the run. Standin' against Leftists' growing needs... 'Til forever.
Mudboy Slim (17 November 2008)
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Hey Mr. Stone...did I ever tell EWE eye usrdta think I had a future playing professional basketball in the NBA?! Yep...this white boy can jump!! And shoot the hell outta some threes...and I am a MFer on defense...nobody can score on me.
Boy, was I deluded...lol. As a mostly-white, barely Native American dude who topped out at 5'11" in sneakers, I could never quite dunk a fully-inflated regulation basketball, although it was not for a lack of trying. But after dominating and terrorizing recreation leagues from Annandale to West Springfield to Virginia Beach throughout the 1970's, it all culminated in my senior year at Kempsville High School in the 1980-81 school year. It wasn't even a sure thing that I would even make this talented squad of future stars, as my good friend Harris Pezzella was every bit as good as me and wanted that last spot just as much as I did. But we also had Chris Sherrer at point guard, fastest white boy this side of the Mississippi, bar none, Chris was a track star, a rugged defender, great in the fast break, but not much of a scoring threat from outside. Brian Penn was our two guard, and that dude could shoot and make from anywhere, a great athlete with a smooth game, Brian could also play tight D, when motivated. At swing guard/forward we had Michael West, 6'2" blonde Adonis sorta dude with a chiseled jaw to match his chiseled body that the Girls basketball team just drooled over...lol. Mike is a very good dude and had a very solid game with a decent midrange jumper and he always played good D. The there was our volatile, but uber- talented, Todd Black, who was equally adept at both forward positions. Strong on the boards, tough to stop inside, and not a bad shot from long range. At power forward, we had young stud, D.J. Dozier, who eventually was a 5-star RB recruit to Penn State, and after setting some records in Happy Valley, he was a number one pick for the Minnesota Vikings and did all right for a few years, but D.J. could also play baseball (well enough to be drafted) and D.J. was a monster on the offensive boards. For depth inside, we had the twin towers, John and Mark, a pair of 6'5" Batzel brothers born 16 months apart...the younger one went on to set a number of scoring and rebounding records at William and Mary. But our star player was Leroy Shecut, an uber- gifted, 6'8" leaper with a nice shooting touch from midrange and the hops to take it to the hoop and throw it down..We even got a royal visit to practice one day from Clarence BigHouse Gaines, who was interested in Leroy early on. Alas, Leroy was a gentle giant, but never much of a student and his grades made him ineligible after 1 January 1981. We also had me and Mr. Mungo, backup shooting/point guards, mostly mop up duty. I tell folks I was the 10th man in a nine man rotation, except for when someone is sick or injured, then I became the 9th man in a 8-man rotation, then, the 8th man in a 7- man rotation. Thank God injuries never got Ed me to be the 5th man in a 4-man rotation...THAT woulda been embarrassing.
Please feel free to play your favorite LIVE version of Bruce Springsteenz "Glory Days" and throw rotten fruit at...MUD33
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
I was actually at my best in Pre-Game Warmups...at home games, it got to be a thing that when I wanted to rain in a long shot from the outside, I would look at my buddies in the stands and holler, "Lloyd!!"
To which my buddies called out, "World BEEEeee..."
And if I drained my patented Rainbow 3-pointer (before there WERE 3-pointers, mind you), then this one particular section of the stands would drunkenly call out in unison, "FREEEEEEeee...!!". And EYE wood Tri- naught 2 grin...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Oh yeah...forgot our coach, Richard "Dick" Ponti, who went on to become the long-time Principal of Kempsville High School. After the season was over, Coach Ponti and his wife had us down to his Beach house down around 72nd Street where the beach road turns into Shore Drive and heads towards First Landing/Seashore State Park. I specifically recall him asking what I was doing the following year, and when I told him I had accepted early admission at the University of Virginia School of Architecture, he looked at me, trying to hide his surprise, and said, "I had no idea you were smart...". I laughed and said "Thankyouverymuch!!"...I never had much use for folks I considered "Brainiacs'...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Was the Fauci Prosecution Poll too much? No problem, but I was making sure to make clear that I want to go thru the legal process of bringing Fauci to Justice, and specifically spoke out against vigilantism. You know best though...no skin off my balls.
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Looks like another snowstorm blowing into central Virginia...latest prognostications say 1-3" at the MUDcave...3-7" a bit further west of I-95, and 7-10" out near Charlottesville and Staunton.
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Dude, this thread--and this web forum--needs more than just Stone and MUD. I know I have been.on my politest behavior and am not TRYING to scare folks off, so I reckon it must be EWE, Stone. Have you ever considered brushing your teeth AND using a strong mouthwash every once in a blue moon? Perhaps a mint might be in order, good sir...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Lee-Jackson-King Day was celebrated as a single holiday in the Old Dominion until 2000, when those Virginians who were Aggrieved by this Linking of MLK to these long-deceased Heroes of the South's infamous (and somewhat sad and pathetic, not dangerous, IMHO) "Lost Cause". So in 2000, after months and years of lobbying their elected State reps, these folks followed the noble lead of Thurston Marshall and so many other great Black lawyers of yesteryear, and they got the Legislature to stand up and be counted, and today, Virginia has a separate holiday for Martin Luther King and while Lee-Jackson Day may still exist, it ain't a PAID State holiday.
By contrast, in 2020, a racist DemocRAT Governor and a braindead DOOfuss DemocRAT Mayor have CONSPIRED with the TwinTowerz of DemocRATic Domestic Terrorism--Antifa and BLM, inc.--and the lapdog, Marxist DeeCee RATmedia WHOREZ to terrorize neighborhoods, destroy family-owned businesses (indiscriminate of Race, Creed, or Color), trashed and under- funded our local police force, and wantonly- vandalized public monuments, knowing the racist, KKK-inspired PowerzThatBe in this vile anti- American DemocRATic Party had their backs. Then, DemRATZ simply ignored all laws, and tore down these statues becuz they could. Pure unadulterated Fascism on Parade!!!
WRONG, EWE RAT-bitches!! All of them anti- Liberty PlutocRATZ deserve AT LEAST a Life Prison Term, for this crime and a Multitude of others...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
All DemRATZ relish using Federal Power and Insider Knowledge to ENRICH demSelvez, their Family, and their fellow Marxist Comrades. WeThePeople are the LEAST of the DeeCee.bureaucRATZ concerns..All DemRATZ care about is enriching themselves at OUR expense.
Long.overdue for the Time when Atlas Shrugz and WeThePeople put a permanent end to all this MORONic talk of Marxism as anything other than the Ultimate Tool for all WouldBe mass- murdering Tyrants to accomplish the Left's Vile Master Plan of World Domination and Conquest.
Quite SincereLEE...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#469. To: Sultan88, BigMan, conservativemusician, Poker Face, poker boy, Dr. MonDremo, JazzyJosh, Disco Dave, JayMo, LittleBill' Fingerz, Mordecai, Beren Erchamion, HUAN!!! (#120)
"W's Promise!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "The Promise")
Sultan's workin' fer Victory...the BigMan works downtown... CM works in a rock and roll band, Lookin' for that diff'rence-makin' sound!! We've gotta li'l job up in DeeCeeTown... We're Right, THAT I know!! Some nights, I FReep with Black's judges...some nights, I write songs... We'll follow our dreams just like those RATS do way up on TeeVee!! We'll Whup RATS' Challengers 'til Left's Benign... Screw the Sosh'lists' and DemonRATS' FReaks!! Lib'rals' Promise's been broken... DemRATZ ain't gonna git MUDZ Dreams!!
Folks, we won't haveta challenge Left by ourselves... Righteous folks got somethin' that we'll embolden!! I lived a secret...I should'a kept to myself!! But I got drunk one night and I smoked it... All our lives, WE Fight Fer Right... The Fight that Mankind must ALWAYS Win!! Every day, it just seems hard to believe... The LIES RATS're believing in!! Lib'rals're DO-O-OLTS!!! Yo, FReepers, you are so Right!! Clinton's a HO-O-O!! SlickWillie's Lyin' and Slick Righteous Shall Smite!!
Right won big once off the Normandy coast... But somehow FRench fergot our loss!! It's TIME Right fights like we wuz makin' up fer broken spirits... Of all the liberties we've lost!! Lib'rals' promise's been broken...RATZ Defend TREASON!! BigGuv'ment steals something from down in your soul!! Fight when the TRUTH is spoken and the RATS say, "NO JUSTICE!!" Something in OUR Heart Grows Bold!! We'll Defend the FRee from dem Sosh'list RATZ... WHUP the HollyWeirdo Stars!! 'Cuz when the LeftWing hath Broken...We'll Defend Our Righteous Home!! FReepin' Fer the Soldiers Who'll Liberate Iraq!! Lib'rals are DO-O-OLTS!!...for the lost lovers and all the fixed games Thunder Road, for the tires rushing by in the rain Thunder Road, Billy and me we'd always say Thunder Road, we were gonna take it all and throw it all away
Mudboy Slim
YO!! EVERYBODY!!!
Y'all are invited to the Richmond Rally FER America at the Innsbruck Pavilion in scenic Henrico Country, just West of Richmond on I-64...come out and join US on Sunday, 23 March 2003 (1-3 EST)... BE THERE or BE SQUARE!!
FReegards...MUD
1 posted on 3/19/2003, 12:06:11 AM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#470. To: ConservativeMan55, sultan88, Landru (#469)
"RichmondTowne!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Oxford Town")
RichmondTowne, RichmondTowne... Ev'rybody's got their chests bowed out!! George Dubyuh's Right to Force Soddom Down!! Celebrate OUR Troops in RichmondTowne!!
Mudboy lives in RichmondTowne... Soccer games and Brownie Scouts!! Party with folks red and brown... Lib'rals, stay away from Mudboy now...
RichmondTowne's Confederate!! Klinton's THE Chi-Coms' Whore...We SHAN'T let RATS Win!! All becuz Slick Committed Treason!! What do you think about that, my FRiends?!!
Me and my pals, we love fun... WE WHUP RATS 'Cuz We Think They're Dumb!! I don't even know why RATS come... Go on back where y'all came from!!
RichmondTowne's a lazy afternoon... Mudboy Slim's singin' sum powerful tunes!! Thousands died 'cuz SlickWillie is a Goon!! Attorney General...Investigate SOON!!
RichmondTowne, RichmondTowne... Ev'rybody's got their chests bowed out!! Ol' MUD do write some Righteous sounds... Ain't a-goin' stop 'til Slick's DETHRONED!!
Welcome to Richmond, y'all...MUD
1165 posted on 03/18/2003 11:10 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"FRee Iraq!!" (To be sung to Bob Seger's "Like a Rock")
Strength and Boldness...Whuppin' Lib'ral Scum!! Ignorance is Legion...DemRATS're Sleazy BUMS!! We fight fer FReedom...Right's never been this strong...FRee Iraq!!
Left's like pre-teens...RATS don't have a CLUE!! Libs LOATHE our FReedoms...Ignorant Poltroons!! Folks, Right is Winning...Socialists Dispair!! FReepers ROCK!!
These days're heady...our Fight's 'tween Wrong and Right!! Our Noble Purpose...the World we shall Enlight!! Right must hold firmly...'cuz FReedom's Worth the Fight!! FReedom ROCKS!!
FReepers ROCK!! RightWing's Strong 'cuz we are FRee!! FReep Iraq!! Liberate the WHOLE MidEast!! FRee Iraq, Sheeple Blossom When FRee...FRee Iraq!!
God is GOOD, God is Great!! In His Hands we trust our Fate!! Reject Left's hustlers and RATS' schemes!! Right stand proud...Right stand tall...Left's about to Fall!!! MUD still believes in his dreams!!
(ConservativeMusician and/or the BigMan killin' it on guitar... Dr. MonDremo on pie-anny)
Forty years, Lord...Where'd they go?! Forty years...I'm gittin' old!! Still, we're fightin' against...Clinton's SCUM!!
And sometimes late at night...ohhh, when I'm FReepin' by candlelight... The tunes come to me and All IS Right!! And I recall...I recall....
FRee Iraq!! FReedom's the World's Fate!! FReepers ROCK!! Shrink the Fed'ralist State!! Like Iraq!! The World We'll Liberate...like Iraq!!
FReepers ROCK!!! Treason's why we FReep Slick!! RATS're "shocked"...Left's arses Right Shall Kick!! Like Iraq, the Righteous Win AGAIN...Like Iraq!!
#475. To: Geezerette, amom, mommadooo3, PhiKapMom, Cincinatus' Wife, AnnaZ, Mia T, AuntB (#473)
"SlickWillie LIES!! (under oath)" (To be sung to Elvis Presley's "Suspicious Minds")
Slick's just like The Clap...Slick Won't Stay DOWN... Becuz Bill Loves US sooo much, Ladies!! Folks, won't you see?! EX-Prez'dent Clinton's "Guilty!!" Networks LIE...don't believe a word Left's sayin'!!
We must DETHRONE Bill Clinton...must CONVICT Slick's LIES!! (IMPEACH Left's LIES....)** Folks, we can't build our "bridge" when OUR EX-Prez'dent's LYIN'!! So, c'mon FReepers, let's go!! Right's gotta DETHRONE Left's 'HO!! We gonna teach DemLib'rals 'bout OUR Rights!! 'Cuz once we DETHRONE Slick...and keep Ol' Dubyuh in, Slick'll spend many years in Jail fer SPYIN'!! (Folks, keep fightin'....)** World shall go on without Slick...Tyranny's Left's CRIME!! (Slick we'll INDICT!!)** We'll shatter all Left's dreams...De-Brainwash Left's Minds!! Left retails Fear and Lies...Fer OUR Country We Shall Fight!! We won't let Liberty die... Seek Justice, you know just what we gotta do!! Ummm...uhmmmm...yeah...yeah...
JOEZ caught in our TRAP...let's FReep him down!!
Becuz a Traitor Can't Be Prez'dent!! It's so clear to me...gotzta Fight to be FRee!! (Ooh-ahhh-oooohh)** Don't y'all care what yer grandchildren[/forefathers] say?!
Now, FReepers, SING IT!! Slick's Caught in OUR Trap!!...Slick We'll INDICT!! Limbaugh Shall Sing the Truth, sweet Nation!! Ohhh...can't just feel it?! Slick's just like The Clap...gotta shut Left out...
(Repeat...fade to finish)
Thank ya...thankyaverymuch...MUD
**(FReeperGal Chorus, of course!!)
139 posted on 1/2/02 11:36 PM Eastern by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#477. To: Cyber-Band, goldilucky, MeeknMing (#475)(Edited)
"Liars!!" (To be sung to Creed's "Higher")
While FReepin', we're fightin' fer a BetterWorld... Fight RATS' Slime, my FRiends!! 'Cuz we're Right...we'll fight BigGuv'mentWaste... 'Cuz we don't wanna lose OUR Country to Left's HATE!! FReedom is a hunger...to control our own Fates!! Shun the LIES!! DemRATS we'll Liberate!! Folks, let's ROLL there!! Can't let Slick escape!! Come on, REJECT FEAR!! Mitt Romney WE AIN'T!! Clinton is a LIAR!! 'Tis our Fate...INDICT RATS' Schemes!! DemRATZ're all LIARS!! 'Tis YER Fate...FER Justice FReep!!
Good folks, we...shall ride the Winds of Change... To help FRee MinionsOfState!! Fer Right(s), we shall FReep!! 'Cuz, my FRiends, we'd sacrifice all that's Right... If WE "MovedOn"...Failed to Re-Impeach RATS' Shame!! The Goal is to Imprison Slick... Proclaim Slick's Disgrace...fer Bill's Rape!! Folks, let's ROLL there!! Shan't let Slick escape!! Come on, REJECT FEAR!! RAT Marxists WE AIN'T!! BIDEN is a LIAR!! 'Tis our Fate...INDICT RATZ Schemes!! DemRATZ're all LIARS!! 'Tis YER Fate...FER Justice FReep!!
So let's ROLL, men...DETHRONE RATZ!! C'mon, Let's Go, FRiends...FER Justice We FReep!! Up high I feel like I'm alive for the very first time Said Up high I'm strong enough to take these dreams Convict RATZ Slime!!
(The BigMan and CM on duelin' lead guitars)
Said, MUDZ high...MUDZ strong enough to make these dreams... Convict RATZ Slime!! BIDEN is a LIAR!! 'Tis our Fate...INDICT RATZ Schemes!! DemRATZ're all LIARS!! 'Tis YER Fate...FER Justice FReep!! BIDEN is a LIAR!! 'Tis our Fate...INDICT RATZ Schemes!! FER Justice WE Aspire!! 'Tis OUR Fate...FER Justice FReep!!
FReegards...MUD
BTW...goldi, we are only without the Power to change things for the better if we refuse to stand up to those who would gladly subjugate our will. Real positive change is tough, but I'll never believe we, as FReePersons, are not capable of instilling OUR wills on the BodyPolitic... If that makes me NAIVE, I hope I never grow outta it!!
120 posted on 4/10/2003, 2:20:12 PM by Mudboy Slim (Let's Just Add William Jefferson Clinton to... Dubyuh's Axis of Evil and Git It Over With!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#479. To: ConservativeMan55, W04Man, dubyagee, Liz, summer, mommadooo3 (#477)
Sun-Tzu:
"Warfare is the Way of deception. Therefore, if able, appear unable, if active, appear not active, if near, appear far, if far, appear near.
"If they have advantage, entice them; if they are confused, take them, if they are substantial, prepare for them, if they are strong, avoid them, if they are angry, disturb them, if they are humble, make them haughty, if they are relaxed, toil them, if they are united, separate them.
"Attack where they are not prepared, go out to where they do not expect. This specialized warfare leads to victory, And may not be transmitted beforehand."
Ahhhh, soooo...MUD
32 posted on 10/17/2002 2:23 PM EDT
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#480. To: cherry_bomb88, conservativemusician, yankhater, Landru, sultan88, Happygal, ohioWfan (#477)
"Tyranny!!" (To be sung to Pearl Jam's "Jeremy")
At home, whackin' willard o'er vanities...Ol' Slick's new "job." Yellow-bellied SCUM!! Bill Loathes the Military. (That's ME!!) Children slayed by tools of Butch Reno!! Medyuh didn't give attention...ohhh, to the fact that Bubba didn't care!! King Osama bil Clinton Fooled Left's Whore'd!!
Tyranny Woke and RATS Shall Pay!! McAuliffe Broke Laws...Indict Today!!
Clearly, Slick remembers...sickenin' Mudboy. Seems that intern sure could suck... Oooh...but Slick Unleashed a Lion!!! JimRob FReeped and Limbaugh's Legions Craved Justice!! How could we "forget?"!! 'Cuz Slick's hit US with his evil best!! My jaw ain't hurting, Slick's wide open. Just like the day...like the day we learn'd.... Daddies shouldn't give affection (NO!!) to interns the same age as Chelsea-dear. Queen HildaBeest the Wicked rules Slick's World.
"The Legend of Mudboy Slim" (To be sung to Charlie Daniels' Band's "Legend of Wooley Swamp")
Well, if you ever go back to the BonAir Swamp, well, you oughtta just do what's Right!! There's things out there in the middle of them woods that make DemLib'rals cry from fright. RATZ still crawl and Med'yuh lies and Clinton sleeps around on the town... And they say the ghost of Mudboy Slim gets up and he FReeps around.
Landru couldn't believe it!! Boy just had to find out for hisself. Sultan couldn't conceive'it!! The dude never would have listened to nobody else. MizBunny couldn't believe it!! She just had to find out for herself... There's somethings in this world you just can't explain.
Spoken: Ol' Mudboy lived in the Virginny Swamp, back in his cave on the woods. He never did do a lotta harm to the world, 'cuz he always tried doin' Good. People didn't think too much of MUD...they all thought he acted funny. Ol' Mudboy didn't care 'bout DemSheeple anyway...All MUD cared about was gettin' JUSTICE!! He'd stuff his songs down in remote threads and he'd bury tunes all around. And on certain nights if the moon was Right he'd dig 'em up out with their sounds.... Slim'd pour his heart out on the floor of his cave and run his vocals through it. Yeah, Mudboy Slim was an ORNERY old man and that's all that there was to it!!
DemRINOZ couldn't believe it. They just had to find out for themselves. Med'yuh couldn't conceive'it 'cause DemRATZ never would have listened to nobody else. JimRob wouldn't believe it. He just had to find out for hisself... There's somethings in this world you just can't explain.
DemClintons was white trash. They forced most of US FReeper's ta FReep. They were mean as Butch Reno and sneaky as RATS and quite arrogant when they'd speak. One night Ol' Slickboy Willie said, "Y'all meet me at Ol' Muddy's Cave later. We'll take old Mudboy's Justice and we'll feed him to the Litigators." They found Ol' Mudboy out in the back with a guitar in his hand, Thirteen RightWing FReeper songs was just dug up out of the sand. Then, T-Mac went crazy and he beat Ol' Mudboy, and Slick picked Slim up off of the ground. Threw MUD in Left's Swamp and stood there and laughed as the BlackWater sucked him down. Then they turned around and went back to MUDZ shack and picked up MUDZ Justice and ran. Slick hadn't gone nowhere when they realized they were publicizing MUDZ Band. McAuliffe struggled and Slick squealed but they couldn't get away and just before they went under They could hear Ol' Mudboy laughing and a voice say, "Fear MUDZ Justice!!!"
And that's been fifty years ago and you can go by there yet. There's a spot in the yard in the back of MUDZ shack where the ground is always wet. And on summer nights, if the moon is right down by that dark footpath, You can hear Slick Willie sqeeeeeealin'. You can hear Ol' Mudboy laugh!!!
BWAHAHAHAhahaha...MUD
179 posted on 4/11/2003, 11:07:52 AM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
HeirRATZstockRATZsee....spoiled, rotten TrustFund Terrorists....aka Marxist ManDaterz, Tyrants, and SOCIAL DemocRATZ, promoters of Hate, Fear, and EnSLAVEment...aka ANTIFA and BLM, Inc.
Time 2 drive a STAKE thru the Heart of Marxist MORONICism once and for all!!
Little Johnnie, little Suzie...ignore your RAT teachers, kids, RATZ are self-loathing lowlifes HOO blame Society for their own inadequacies...Pay DemRATZ no heed...we will find you a BETTER environment for learning than the current PubliK Skewel System...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#485. To: All dem BureaucRATZ and PltocRATZ HOO continue to POLLUTE the DeeCee Swamp... (#404)
"DeeCee bureaucRATZ are overpaid, underworked, and largely detrimental to the Nation as a whole. These SwampRATZ are unaccountable paper-pushers and brown-nosers, and we can replace 80% of them with robots and computers. Then we can rehire DemRATZ as ditchdiggers and toll- takers, etc.
Fire ALL DemRATZ....MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Ain't Jokin'!!" (To be sung to Steve Miller Band's "The Joker")
Dem sheeple call MUD a spaced-out boy.....yeah... 'Cuz I see a future that's Just. Some FReepers call me Moe Reese... 'Cuz I seek the Imprisonment of S.C.U.M.**!!
Sheeple squawk, "Let Willie Be!!" Say Right's tellin' you wrong, steerin' you wrong... Well, don't you worry, Nation, don't worry... Cause MUD's right here--fightin'--right here where he belongs!!
'Cuz MUD's a FReeper...MUD's a grinnin'... Slick's a Felon...should be in prison... We'll FReep Left's music 'gainst RATS' S.C.U.M.**!!
I ain't jokin'...Laws've been broken... DemRATS' are misspoken... Demand Justice fer Slick's TREASON!! Wooo Hooooo Wooo Hooo...!!
(CM and the BigMan workin' the guitars)
Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see... Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!! Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time... Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!
Folks, keep FReepin'...'gainst Bill Clinton!! Slick's a Felon...must be imprisoned... We'll sing MUDZ music with Ol' Rush!!
I ain't jokin'...Truth's unspoken... Slick's a Crim'nal Joker!! Nation, REJECT RATS' Commie S.C.U.M.**!!
(Mo' funky guitar)
WOO HOOO WOOO HOOOO...!! FReepers keep talking about Slick Willie... 'Cuz Ol' Slick did US all wrong-ong... Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry, Country!! Cause MUDZ Right HERE...Slick's TOAST!!
Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see... Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!! Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time... Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!
#488. To: sultan88, 88, XXX88XXX, cherry_bomb88, 88 Vestal Virginz, icesk8r, 88 Bottlez of BEER on the Wall, goldilucky, poet, coteblanche (#486)
"JoeBiden FOOLS!!" (To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Bellbottom Blues")
SlickWillie FOOLS, you make US fight... Right ain't gonna lose this feeling!! And if I could choose...a rage to ignite... It would be 'gainst YOU, Bubba!!!!
Do you wanna help MUD Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!! Are ya gonna FReep Slick ev'ry time ya can?! I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz... We can't let Slick git away!! Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!! We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!! In their hearts, Libs don't like RAPE!!
Left's all Wrong, but We're ALL Right!! The Nation's still healthy, Patriots!! Ahh-hmmmm... RightWing is Strong, and We'll Win The Fight!! RATScum best git usedta LOSIN'!!
Do you wanna help MUD Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!! Are ya gonna FReep Slick ev'ry time ya can?! I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz... We can't let Slick git away!! Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!! We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!! In their hearts, Libs don't like RAPE!!
(Purty jammin' by TheBigMan)
Do you wanna help MUD Dethrone RATZ Whorez?!! Do You?!! Are ya gonna FReep RATZ ev'ry time ya can?! I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz... We can't let RATZ git away!! Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!! We can't let Marxists Sanction HATE!! In their hearts, RATZ love ManDatez!!
JoeBidenFOOLS, tell RATZ "Good-Bye!!" We're surely gonna FReep as "FRiends"... And when we do, don't act surprised... When you hear Slick loves his CellMatezBuggerin'!! OOO-oooH!!
Do you wanna help MUD Dethrone RATZ Whore'd?!! Do You?!! Are ya gonna FReep RATZ ev'ry time ya can?! I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz... We can't let RATZ git away!! Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!! We can't let Marxists Sanction HATE!! In their hearts, RATZ love ManDatez!! We shan't let Lib'ralz Sanction HATE!! In their hearts, RATZ love ManDatez!!
Mudboy Slim
BTW...Bill Clinton Shall Be Dethroned When Leftist demRATZ Reject His Faux Populism!! Until then, the DemonRAT Party will continue to IMPLODE!!!
1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up. 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those darn kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM. 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach. 19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests. 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."**** 21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again." 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar. 25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you.
Heh heh heh...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"