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Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..."
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Black XVI
URL Source: https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts
Published: Oct 18, 2021
Author: Mudboy Slim
Post Date: 2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim
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How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... Mudboy Slim
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power?
How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!!
How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries?
How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
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#389. To: All (#388)
Betty White DEAD at 99...very funny lady, she shall be missed. Rest In Peace to a grand ol' dame...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Happy New Year to all..my gut tells me 2022 is going to be a vast improvement over 2021, and as a conservative Virginia voter, 2021 turned out to be a remarkably GOOD Year...which can only mean 2022 has gotta B GREAT!! RegardZ 2 ALL...MUD33 "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
BTTT...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Krazy East Coast weather these days...spent half of the past two weeks wearing shorts and flip-flops, including yesterday. Now, they are predicting 3-7 inches of snow by lunch today....looking at almost a foot of snow hitting the counties just northwest of Richmond...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Good on all of YOU...MUD33 "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Got 3-4 inches, but it is the real heavy stuff that is barely melting as the temperature hovers in the mid-30s and is certain to refreeze tonight. Worst hazard, though, are the idiotic drivers who have no clue how to drive on snow-covered roads...I prefer to park it and walk wherever I can...and God help those poor souls left stranded on I-95 for OVER 24 hours now...a 48-mile stretch of cars in a standstill...madness. "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Muslims..." Muslims...my FRiends... Allah...is innocent...yeah... (Haunting keyboard solo) So...daughters, gently sleep... 'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls... FReegards...MUD BTW...MUD has often been described as having many desirable Jedi traits...LOL!! 3 Posted on 09/18/2001 08:44:26 PDT by Mudboy Slim "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
ROFLMAO...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Once upon a time, there was a Magical Kingdom, wherein a God-fearin', industrious People flourished, enjoying their Lives, their Liberty, and their Pursuit of Happiness. These good People were empowered by their Trust in a Guv'ment of Constitutionally-limited Powers, the inherent Goodness of their Democratically-chosen Leaders, and their belief that Justice and the Rule of Law triumphs over all. This Great Kingdom, led by the patriot Reagan, fought the Great Crusade against the evil, totalitarian Red Fiefdom accross the Sea, and were Victorious, inspiring other Sheeples--longing fer FReedom--to look upon the Kingdom as a Shining City on the Hill. Until one day, a devious cabal of Power-hungry men and womyn infiltrated the Kingdom, casting a wicked spell of Fear, Cynicism, and Doubt that steadily enslaved ever-increasing numbers of these fine People in the Shackles of Dependency and Entitlement. And the Power of these Despoilers of FReedom--who called themselves Lib'rals--grew immense, as they wrested control of the Halls of Enlightenment, the Chroniclers of Information, the Ministry of Culture, and the gargantuan Bureaucracy of Regulators. As the Great Reagan and his many strong Knights returned from vanquishing the Despots of the Red Fiefdom, they wearily attempted to resist this Vast, LeftWing Conspiracy and the sinister Tide of Pessimism that had permeated the Soul of their once-great Kingdom. However, Reagan had grown weak and ill from his heroic efforts, and the Defenders of Liberty--who called themselves Conservatives--found themselves without a strong Leader, and temporarily without direction. And the Sheeple were spell-bound and silent... Into this breach strode the vile, boorish ruler, Slick Willie...a charlatan without a Soul, devoid of Character, and driven only by a shameless Lust Fer Power (and fer Harlots to whom he was not Betrothed). The Lib'rals hailed his tyrannical reign and excused his treasonous crimes, as the self-styled "Effete Elite" secretly despised the Kingdom's granting of FReedom and Liberty to the peasant Sheeple, for by empowering their subjects, the Lib'rals tenuous claim on Power was undercut. The corrupt Slick Willie--who came to be known as Billzabubba the Cruel--sought to further the Enslavement of the once-strong People by not-so-secretly colluding with the Despots of a new, totalitarian Red Fiefdom accross the Sea, and conspired to increase his countrymen's dependence upon the Omnipotent Diety of Government. Still, the Sheeple remained spell-bound and largely silent... Until, gloriously, a wise man of Noble, yet Humble, descent--who came to be known as the Maja Rushdie--arose from amongst the Masses, and spread accross the Kingdom his message of The Way Things Ought To Be!! An heir to the Optimism of Reagan, the Maja Rushdie inspired Millions to awake from their Mellow Apathy and strike out against the tyrannical rule of the Lib'rals and the reign of the EVIL BillzaBubba. Still, most of the Sheeple remained spell-bound and largely without harmony... Finally, a young balladeer--who came to be known as Mudboy Slim--[and his Faithful sidekick, LoneGreenEyeshade] joined the Great Crusade against Slick Willie!! This Dashingly-Brash Patriot combined the optimism of Reagan with the Wisdom of the Maja Rushie, vocalizing many great folk songs that enlivened the Masses, causing the corrupt, Lib'ral spell to be broken and BillzaBubba and his Lib'ral Apologists to be Vanquished from Power...FOREVERMORE!!!! Thus, there dawned a great new libertarian era of ever-shrinking Governmental Authority and ever-growing Individual Liberty and Personal Responsibility. Herein are compiled but a few of those songs that have been passed down through the Ages, "The Ballads Of Mudboy Slim" We're ALL SuperHeroes When We Choose To Be...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Fight Tyranny...Bold Warriors of the Right!! We must ignore the Media Whore'd, they sold out long ago... Right's Winning...the Truth will come to light!! Slick, watch my dreams come true!! Bill, your wife...berates you...Slick, we will soon judge... (Reprise) Ignore the Left's protests...they love Slick 'cuz Left's ALL VILE! FReegards...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
LOL...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Regards, All...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Rush Limbaugh used to quote his grandfather, also named Rush Limbaugh, who said, "Character is what is EXPOSED when you think no one is looking.". There is a distinct difference between those who believe there is a Higher Power versus those who are atheists or agnostics, and that difference is that Deists of every stripe BELIEVE there is ALWAYS someone watching, while the God-loathing RATZ are largely leeches, liars, thieves and no- account Scumbagz!! IMHO...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Rush also repeatedly spoke about how Character is REVEALED in witnessing how people treat other folks who can do nothing to help them. All DeeCee RATZ and RINOZ are two-faced, back- stabbing, PowerWhorez who would gladly throw their RAT-minionz to the wolves if it would enrich them personally. And for the record, the term "Essential DeeCee BureaucRAT" is an oxymoron...Very FEW non- Military Federal BureaucRATZ are the least bit ESSENTIAL to a functioning economy and/or Nation...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
DeeCee bureaucRATZ are overpaid, underworked, and largely detrimental to the Nation as a whole. RATZ are unaccountable paper-pushers and brown-nosers, and we can replace 80% of them with robots and computers. Then we can rehire DemRATZ as ditchdiggers and toll- takers, etc. Fire ALL DemRATZ....MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Regards...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Here Was A Man" "Here was a man...a man who was born in a small village, the son of a peasant woman. He grew up in another small village. Until He reached the age of thirty, He worked as a carpenter; then, for three years, He was a travelling minister. But He never travelled more than two hundred miles from where He was born, and where He did go, He usually walked. He never held political office, He never wrote a book, He never bought a home, He never had a family, He never went to college, and He never set foot inside a big city, yet...here was a man. Here was a man...though He never did one of those things that you usually associate with greatness, He had no credentials but Himself. He had nothing to do with this World, except through the Divine Purpose that brought Him to this World. While He was still a young man, the Tide of Popular Opinion turned against Him. Most of His FRiends ran away...one of them denied Him, one of them betrayed Him and turned Him over to his Enemies. Then, He went through the mockery of a Trial and was nailed to a Roman Cross between two thieves. And even while He was dying, His executioners gambled for the only piece of property He had in this World, and that was His robe, His Purple Robe. When He was dead, He was taken down from the cross and laid in a borrowed grave, provided by a compassionate FRiend. More than Nineteen Centuries have come and gone, and today He's the Centerpiece of the Human Race, Our Leader, and the Column to Human Destiny. And I think I'm well within the mark when I say that All of the Armies that Ever Marched, All of the Navies that Ever Sailed, All of the Legislative Bodies that Ever Sat, and All of the Kings that Ever Reigned...All of Them Put Together have not affected the Life of Man on this Earth so Powerfully as that One Solitary Life... Here was a man." My six-year-old daughter and I were driving along yesterday, listening to our new Christmas CD we had just picked up from Staples Office Supply, when this "song" came on and we both stopped chatting and listened intently. I explained--halfway through--that Mr. Cash was talking about Jesus. Then, after the song was over, JessieLee looked up at me and said, "Daddy, why didn't Jesus have a family?" Temporarily shocked by her natural inquisitiveness, I mumbled a silly answer about not meeting the right mommy, but the question has been on my mind ever since. So, Jessica, here's the answer Daddy meant to say, "Jesus never had a family because All of Us are His Family, All of Us are His Brothers and Sisters, All of Us are His Children!!" Whether you celebrate Christmas, Hannukah, Kwanzaa, Ramadan or not... Cheerfully Humble FReegards...MUD 1 posted on 12/3/2001, 4:46:05 AM by Mudboy Slim "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
The NastySkank HildaBeest Cheerleading Squad...lol!! Word...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Country finds ourselves in times of trouble, God know the patriotic people... Let US Be...Let US Be...Let US Be...Let US Be... Let US Be...Let US Be...Let US Be...Let US Be... Folks, when the Right is doubted... Mudboy Slim (31 December 2021) "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
ZackLEE...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
I love the E-I-B... Now look at Rush Limbaugh, that's the way to do it... Rush's show ain't no Oprah-style "love-in"... Oww!...Groovy Croonin'...hunh!... See that Peter Jennings with the blowdry and the makeup... We gotta expose Guv'ment corruption... Lookatdat, lookatdat... They're Lib'rals all...reject Media Bias... Owww...listen here! Algore's a...Socialist! (Chorus...to fade) Quite Sincerely--MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
RATZ B SCREWED in November 2022...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
He's all wrong, this loathsome liar, The Beast From Arkansas... See, here's the scam...crimes been bold, my FRiends... Well, the Lib'rals are so arrogant...Left's got no Moral Code! Here's The Plan, get control again... Out there on your jobsites...you think ev'rything's "Okay"... FReegards...MUD (circa 1999) "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
I was six years old, American flag in my hand... Back in Ninety-Five, Prez'dent's tellin' lies and breakin' rules! Now White House's stonewallin' Congress, showin' no remorse... So, Right, don't delay, seize the day, condemn Bill's Tyranny! Mudboy Slim -------------------------------------------------- Please pardon the vanity; however, with two young children, my wife and I don't get to the movies much anymore and I'm just getting around to watching "Saving Private Ryan." I must say, while I can't stand Spielberg's politics, he does tell one Hell of a story. As coincidence would have it, we rented this movie on Memorial Day weekend, and I was floored by the sacrifice our forefathers made in the fight against Tyranny and Injustice. My hat is off to all those Freepers out there who have fought in defense of our Country and our Liberty, as well as those who have lost loved ones in the line of duty. To quote Abraham Lincoln, "I pray that our Heavenly Father may assuage the anguish of your bereavement, and leave you only the cherished memory of the loved and lost, and the solemn pride that must be yours to have laid so costly a sacrifice on the Altar of Freedom." And to those of you who are losing heart in our ongoing battle against Tyranny and Injustice in our own Country, please remember the sacrifices our predecessors made...and realize that Bill Clinton is no match for the progeny of our honored forebears. MUD Posted by: Mudboy Slim (fight4justice) Seems like yesterday, my FRiends...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Riders on the Storm...Right-Wing's gotta Swarm... Slick's "The Killer of Waco"...Butch Reno's nuthin' but his 'HO'... (Kewl Guitar Jammin') Folks, we gotta fight Clinton...folks, we gotta take Slick down... (Keyboard/Guitar Jammin') Right is gonna Swarm...the Vile should be forewarned... Right-Wing's gonna swarm...Right-Wing's gonna swarm... FReegards...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Ev'ryone considered Slick the Coward of the Country. Slick was only ten years old when his daddy whupped his mama. Promise me, MUD, not to do the things I've done. This Country's for ev'ryone...and Mudboy loves this Country. Mudboy opened up his eyes and saw his Country reelin'. Dem SlickButtBoys just laughed at MUD when he walked into the barroom. Forty years of Stalin was bottled up inside'em. "I promised you, Dad, not to do the things you done. Ev'ryone considered Slick the Coward of the Country. FReegards...MUD 214 posted on 12/13/2001, 11:03:35 PM by Mudboy Slim "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
I like Dana Lash, but I still miss Rush Limbaugh...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Watch the Leftist's bridges burn... [To Slick Willie hisse'f] Right's been on your case so lo-o-ong... Nixon's ghost has been revived... Mudboy Slim ---------------------------------------------- 1 Posted on 08/30/1999 20:52:08 PDT by Mudboy Slim "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"SlickWillie's RightHand!!" About the time MUDZ daddy left to fight in VietNam... So I asked if I could whup Slick someday when I grew up... Chorus: MUD whupped his first Lib'rals 'cuz DemLefties're all Dolts!! So then I went and taught Slick's PUNK how Slick Willie LIES!! The devil's right hand, Bill Clinton's right hand... (Mudboy on harp) Well, MUD joined JimRob's Band and they went to town!! PUNK's trial was shown on TeeVee, and Truth rang within Mac's head... Limbaugh said McAuliffe is SlickWillie's RightHand!! Mudboy Slim (12/06/02) "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Why do ALL Marxist RATZ HATE America?! Pookies TOONS Rock...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Hildabeast, yer soul's empty... Girl, my band you can trust... Folks, it's OUR country and socialism ain't US!! Oh won’t you stay just a little bit longer? Girl, yer vile hubby don’t mind... Mudboy Slim (5 June 2008) "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Regards...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Mudboy Slim is my name and I FReeped with that DeeCee gang... The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Lib'rals!! RATS seem to fight 'gainst liberty...what have they against the free?! The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Lib'rals!! Like forefather's before ye, we shall make our stand!! The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Lib'rals!! The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Lib'rals!! Mudboy Slim (4 October 2006) "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
TraitorJoe is a blithering IDIOT and a Chi-Com TOOL...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Well, RATZ think it's the new Camelot... Left's odder than Dem 60's freaks... All you patriots hear me...let's take a stand... You Dittoheads hear me...gonna make our stand... Right's gonna win this with our Truth... Liberty defines our tunes... Yes, you and me, Nation...gonna make our stand... Yes, you hear me, Barry...MUD's righteous band... RATZ fakin' like Obama's... Left's odder than Dem 60's freaks... Yes, you and me, Nation...gonna make our stand... Yes, you hear me, Barry...MUD's righteous band... Mudboy Slim (17 July 2008) "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Time for WeThePeople to STAND UP and DISEMPOWER the EffeteElite PlutocRATZ by DEFUNDING the DeeCee Swamp and Devolving Power Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals, as prescribed in the United States Constitution. RATZ are VILE, Greedy, Mass-Murdering, Lowlife SCUMBAGZ and shall be DEFEATED, DENOUNCED, and DEPOSED by any means necessary...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
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#391. To: The Captain, TheKid, Darren Carr-Lott, KEYvonKaye (#40)
#392. To: Vinny (#377)
#393. To: Vinny (#377)
(Compliments of the Linux FortuneBuilderZ program.)
#394. To: All (#392)
"...predicting 3-7 inches of snow by lunch today."
#395. To: KLT, dwbh, MurryMom, Cincinatus' Wife, mommadooo3, AuntB, seattlesue, classygreeneyedblonde, victoria delsoul (#120)
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Angie")
When will yer Jihad disappear?!
Arabs...my bro's...
Help tell Dem zealots, "NEVER HERE!!"
With good Allah in their souls...
Saudi money...EVIL goals!!
Please explain why them folks died!!
But Muslims...my FRiends...
'Twas fer FReedom them Sheeple died!!
Koran's Right...put HATE aside!!
Muslims...we'll still love ya...
Lord Allah ain't fer gen-o-cide!!
All Left's dreams they were so close...
But they all went up in smoke!!
Let me whisper in yer ear,
"Osama...bin Laden...YOU SHALL JOIN ALLAH THIS YEAR!!!"
Fer yer futures, Right does FReep!!
Avenge bin Laden's shameless crimes!!
And my FRiends...FReepers, ain't no way I'll say "Goodbye!"
And there's Honor in our goals!!
Fer yer FReedom we shall fight!!
'Cuz Muslims...FReepers love ya, Kabul...
Everywhere Left looks, they'll fear our Might!!
We won't let Lib'rals git their claws in you...
C'mon FReepers, join our fight!! Allah...Allah...ain't it good to be alive?!
Muslims...my FRiends...you can't say MUD never tried...
(Left's NO MATCH fer a Righteous Man with a Righteous Plan!!)
#396. To: All (#387)
#397. To: KaptainKrab?!! (#396)
#398. To: Victoria Delsoul (#395)
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Nightswimming")
Spins the Truth backwards so the Sheeple doze.
Clinton, he ain't Right...to Tyrants, Liberty's a curse!
Nation needs The Right to lead her...we'll SLAUGHTER Hatred first...
That's our solemn pledge! Slick's goons must feel our might!!
Must make sure all the Sheeple understand.
We shan't let Traitors go...Bill Clinton must be caught!!
We'll avenge the Waco Slaughter...this Emperor, he's naked!
Bill's crimes won't go away...seek Justice ev'ryday!!
Right's winning...remember as we fight...
November's coming soon...Right's shooting for the moon!!
Re-Impeached by Congress...convicted of Treason!!
Your vile style forever shunned...it's God's design...Right's Winning!!
Guilty of Vile Tyranny!! I sit here laughin' quietly...
MUD predicted this...Right's Winning!!
Right's winning...come join the Noble Right...
Come join our Righteous Fight!!
#399. To: All (#397)
#400. To: All (#399)
#401. To: Mudboy Slim (#400)
#402. To: A K A Stone (#401)
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#403. To: All (#402)
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#404. To: All (#403)
#405. To: All (#399)
#406. To: JessieLee (#400)
(To be spoken--Johnny Cash-like--over a lonely keyboard version of "Joy to the World")
Happy Holy Days to Each and Every One of You Wonderful Patriots...
You have become MY extended family!!
(Justice@in't.NEGOTIABLE!!!)
#407. To: All (#405)
#408. To: Dr. MondreMo, JazzyJosh, DiscoDave, BigMan, Fingers, Skeeter, JayMo, LittleBill, Steve Dallas, MUDmonSKY (#406)
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Let It Be")
Guvment forces threaten me.
Pleading words of wisdom, "Let US Be!!"
And in this hour of darkness...
We are standing up 'gainst Tyranny,
Singing words of wisdom, "Let US Be!!"
Let US Be...Let US Be...Let US Be...Let US Be...
Founders words of wisdom, "Let folks BE!!"
Living in the World agree...
"Freedom is The Answer...Let US Be!!"
For though Left seems retarded,
There is still a chance some RATZ will see...
Freedom is the Answer...Let US Be!!
Let US Be...Let US Be...Let US Be...Let US Be...
Freedom is the Answer..."LIBERTY!!"
Reagan's Word of Wisdom..."LIBERTY!!"
Limbaugh's Word of Wisdom..."LIBERTY!!"
TRUTH is still the Light that guids the Free!!
Shine on through tomorrow...Let US Be!!
Right, wake up to Left's Power-Abusing...
Guvment tyrants KILL the Meek!!
Singing words of Wisdom...Let US Be!!
Let US Be...Let US Be...Let US Be...Let US Be...
Jesus' Word of Wisdom..."LIBERTY!!"
Let US Be...Let US Be...Let US Be...Let US Be...
Good Lord's Word of Wisdom..."LIBERTY!!"
#409. To: All (#407)
Nasty Marxist SKANK!!
#410. To: Cyber-Band, FallGuy, Snow Bunny, Landru, Black Jade, KLT, goldilucky, dead, EdZep, Angelwood (#408)
(To be sung to Dire Straits' "Money For Nothing")
Hosts a talkshow trashin' Hypocrisy.
Rush ain't working, tells the Left to screw it...
Beholden to no one...spoutin' philosophy!
No, Rush ain't workin', that's the way you do it...
Lemme tell ya, Ol' Rush ain't dumb...
Ceegah danglin' from nicotine-stained fingers...
Gonna help exposin' Lib'ral Scum!!
Got us brain-washed from noon-to-three-ee-ee!
You choose the issue, and we'll debate it...
We learn the Truth from the E-I-B!!
Tom Brokaw's vacuous stare...
That Lib'ral Rather's got his own jet airplane...
Those IDIOTS...they're all millionaires!!
Gotta defend our Libertie-ie-ies!
We're talkin' TREASON...the Left, they hate us...
Won't trust the news from Network TeeVee!!
Right's gotta learn to fight like Dem-Whores...
Right's gotta yearn to crush Dem-Bums!
Wake up, you Sheeple!! Big Guv'ment's threatnin' all your Liberties...
Man, that Slick's just pond scum!!
But Limbaugh's out there...what's that?! Chain-sawin' noises?!
Carvin' up those Lib'rals...it's brain surgery!
Folks, it's workin'...tell the Left to screw it!!
Robs YOUR money for Guv'ment...sells Nukes to Beijing!
Left-Wing bitchin', "Big Guv'ment, save me-e-ee!"
We gotta oust those meek commentators...
We gotta IGNORE our State-run TeeVee!! Lord!
Big Guv'ment ain't workin'...corruption runs all thru it...
It's time we devolved Power outta DeeCee!!
Folks, it's workin'...next election's gonna do it.
Right-Wing holds Congress...retakes the Prez'dency!!
Money ain't nuthin'...without Liberty!
I said, money ain't nuthin'...if your kids ain't free!
I want my...I need my...I love my Lib-er-ty!!
#411. To: All (#409)
CNN = Communist News Network
Farewell, Brandon!!
#412. To: Cyber-Band, Landru, Snow Bunny, KLT, Victoria Delsoul, backhoe, stand watie, Taxman (#410)
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "Turn the Page")
Can you condone Ol' Slick's intern moanin'...humpin' Bill's four-inch Ceegah?!
Can you ignore how he treats women...
Or the girls Willie's Lust destroyed?!
Folks, your thoughts must soon be wondering...the way mine always do...
"Why'd we give Slick so much Power...when he's such a gawl-durned fool?"
Now you know why folks missed Reagan...
I'm just glad Clinton's term is through...mmmmmm...
More than a Man...humpin' his page...
He must go!! CONVICT Slick, my FRiends...
Must be BOLD...Left'll feel our RAGE!
Still, they spew their lies and "spin you"...
As if you just got off the Boat!
You pretend the Press don't bother you...
But you just want to explode...!!!
Most times you can't hear 'em talk...other times you can...
All the same ol' cliches..."Radical Christian"..."Righteous Man".
But, you always seem outnumbered...Right don't dare make a stand.
Fight da Man, show'em your Rage...
LEFT MUST KNOW!! JAIL their WHORE, my FRiends...
When we're BOLD, we'll turn the page...
While bit by bit your Liberties...are slowly sucked away!
As the cash flows from your wallet...you stay just beneath the fray.
Later in the evening, as you lie awake in bed...
With the echoes of EX-Prez'dent's lies...ringin' in your head...
How you try, but you just can't forget...
All your forefathers who bled...
They bled for you...we didn't want a King...
We've got laws...put Slick in a Cage!!
Left don't know...how to feel our pain!
When we VOTE, they'll know our rage!!
Ah, there Slick is...in the News again...
DemocRATS, where's YOUR outrage?!
SLICK MUST GO!! Right's in charge again!!
There Slick goes...Where? Think I know-ow!
#413. To: All (#411)
Many Democrats shall join the "Impeach Biden!!" campaign...
#414. To: stand watie, BufordP, kristinn, ironman, Clinton's a Liar, holdonnow, M. Thatcher, goldilucky, sneakypete, Fred Mertz, buckeroo (#412)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "My Hometown")
Dockside, watched that ship return my Pa from Viet Nam.
Ma cried, then laughed, 'cuz he'd made it through it...
We cheered as Dad's feet touched ground...
He tousled my hair, said, "Son, take a good look around...
This here's Blessed Ground, and it's your home now,
Do your Country proud, this is your hometown!"
Political fights between The Wrong and The Right...
Networks treat us like we're fools.
As Justice obstructs, Clinton passes the buck,
While sellin' secrets to Commie scum...
Algore grasps their illegal cash, sordid times had come...
To our Country...Won't you see? Liberty, it ain't free!!
Seems like there ain't nobody values Character no more.
Still, we're closin' in to prove Slick's guilt, while Elitists fret...
FReepers say, "These Bums're already TOAST, they just don't know it YET!!"
It's our turn now, let's show 'em how...
To devolve Power, to your hometown.
Forcin' out these crooks, it's OUR Destiny!
I'm Thirty-Five, got two kids of my own now...
Last night, set 'em up o'erlookin' the Sea..
I said, "Kids, take a good look around...this here's Blessed Ground!"
1 05/28/1999 22:36:48 PDT
#415. To: All (#413)
(To be sung to the Doors' "Riders on the Storm")
Trash ex-White House with scorn...Ol' Slick has been forewarned...
Slick's a dawg without a soul, that Traitor'll be dethroned...
Right is gonna Swarm...
Heed not what the Med'yuh say...Truth'll win the day!
If we let this Tyrant slide, our Freedoms they will die...
Will ya help me, folks?!...yeaaahhhh...
Heed my merry band...make Slick understand...
The World on you depends...fer Slick to meet his end...
Gotta fight Clinton...yeaaahhhh...
It's our White House Slick's scorned...in Jail, Slick will be thrown...
Just a Rapist and his drones, the Lib'rals sold their souls...
Right is gonna swarm...
MUD's views shall be the norm...Sheeple'll know Slick's harm...
#416. To: Cyber-Band, M Kehoe, jla, Twodees, Coop, hchutch, LiberteeBell, sultan88, ChaseR, Black Jade (#120)
(To be sung to Kenny Rogers' "Coward of the County")
He'd never stood one single time to prove them FReepers wrong.
His mama named him Billie, most folks just called Slick "Yella!!"
But something always told me they were reading Billie wrong.
Bill looked on laughin' 'cause he hated all women.
I still recall the final words Slick's mama said to Mudboy:
"MUD, my life is over, but yers shall thwart my son!!"
Fend away all trouble, if you can.
It won't mean you're meek if you turn the other cheek.
I hope you're old enough to understand:
Slim, Slick YOU'll have to fight to be The Man."
When we're armed, we shouldn't have to prove who's more the man.
One day while MUD was workin'...that Clinton boy KILLED CHILDREN!!
Slick took turns at ladies....There was Scores of THEM!!!
The spunked dress, the Clinton spooks were more than he could stand.
He reached above the fireplace and took down grand-daddy's picture.
As his tears fell on grandpappy's face, MUD heard these words again:
"Promise me, MUD, not to do the things I've done.
Counteract Left's trouble when you can.
Folks don't pay fer "MEEK"...Make DemLeftists Turn Their Cheeks!!
I hope you're old enough to be a man...
MUD, you best learn to fight if yer a man."
Whorealdo got up and met Slim halfway 'cross the floor.
When Mudboy turned around they said, "Hey look! Ol' Mudboy's FReepin'."
But you coulda heard a pin drop when Mudboy stopped and whupped DemWhores!!!
We wasn't holdin' nothin' back; we had ourselves a ball.
When Mudboy left the barroom not a Clinton 'Ho was standin'.
MUD said, "This one's fer Waco!!" as he watched each Lib'ral fall.
And I heard him say,
I walk away from trouble when I can.
Now please don't think I'm weak, I didn't turn the other cheek,
Good Papa, I sure hope you understand:
Hell, Yeah!! I'm gonna fight 'cuz I'm a man!!"
#417. To: All (#413)
#418. To: Snow Bunny, Billie, amom, Victoria Delsoul, PhiKapMom, AuntB, Irma, Mia T, Mercuria, YaYa123 (#0)
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "The Famous Final Scene")
Yes, Bill's TREASON, it must end!!!
Politicians rise and fall...
Clinton's spies shall fall, my FRiends!!
Ev'ry fool must face his End...
Like the Prez'dent and DemWhores!!
Lib'rals, no it's not a dream...
Folks, MUD's viewpoint's not extreme...
It's Slick Willie's Final Scene!
Slick, how you tried to make it work...
Did you really think it could?
How you LIED to make it last...
Did you really think it would?
DemocRATS, Left's stayed too long...
Now it's finally time Slick bleeds.
Boy, it's finally time you leave!
BOYYYY, you know just what I mean...
It's Slick's RE-Impeachment Scene!!
Lib'rals put on quite a sho-o-ow.
Their Socialist Values are reviled...
Right-Wing knew that long ago!
Now the Medyuh's all upset...
And Slick's lies are getting old...
Next election'll soon be here...
And Slick's Adversaries VO-O-OTE!!!
And Slick knows it in his heart!!
Next, the polls fall through the floor.
When Bill's gone, the healing starts.
As Slick Willie hits the road,[must update]
Bill looks different...looks deranged...
Flying from his gilded cage![must update]
Now the Right takes center screen...
It's the Lib'ral's Final Scene!!!
This is the song I want Rush Limbaugh to play on the not-too-distant day Slick Willie RESIGNS from office and departs--to destinations unknown-- for the last time aboard Air Force One!! Wave bye-bye, Billy Jeff, you scum-suckin', Chi-Com-aidin'n'abettin', child-slaughterin', civilian- bombin', Juanita-rapin', Power-Abusin', TREAS'NOUS MURDERIN' LYIN' SOCIOPATH!!! You best be gittin' your butt on down the road...NOW!!
(The.bane.of.Lib'r@ls.existence)
#419. To: Mudboy Slim (#418)
#420. To: A K A Stone (#419)
(To be sung to the Highwaymen's "The Devil's Right Hand")
I hear that Bill Clinton ran away like a girl...
Ran away like a girl, with his girley-man squeeeeeal...
Thought Slick was the punkest wimp WhiteHouse's ever seen!!
Limbaugh dropped ten dozen hints...MUD really knew Rush!!
MUD often heard Rush...and MUD strove to understand...
Limbaugh said McAwful is SlickWillie's RightHand!!
SlickWillie's RightHand...Bill Clinton's MainMan...
Mudboy sang, "McAuliffe is SlickWillie's RightHand!!"
McAwful acts frightnin' but he knows he's mighty slow...
RAT PUNK's mighty slow and soon he found out...
Slick can get you into trouble, then he won't help you out!!
Slick's the Stainmaker, but RATS never knew why...
RAT Chairman did DIE, Terry didn't understand...
'Cuz Ron Brown said, "Bill Clinton is the Devil's Right Hand!!"
Mudboy said RAT Punkster is SlickWillie's RightHand!!
SlickWillie's RightHand, RAT RAPIST's MainMan...
Mudboy sings, "McAuliffe is SlickWillie's BoyFriend!!"
Caught the Lib'rals cheatin'...Patriots, hunt the dawgs down!!
Walk Dem PUNKS down...help RATS' Punk fall...
Terry punched at Mudboy, then Ol' MUD had a Ball!!
Asked him how he pleaded, "Slick's Guilty!!" MUD said.
"PUNK's Guilty!!" MUD said, "PUNK loves Slick's cute arse..."
Voters polled the Lib'rals, but Bill Clinton's no Man...
Slick Willie's no man, Bill Clinton's just BAD!!
Mudboy says, "BillzaBubba's the Devil's LeftHand!!"
#421. To: All (#417)
Twitter is for Marxist MORONZ!!
Preach it, Sister!!
The POTUS Wears Depends...Putin must be SOOO intimidated...sheeesh!! 
#422. To: All (#420)
(To be sung to Jackson Browne's "Stay")
While yer hubby craves the stage...
RATS can fuss, but it's yer crown!!
Barry's late to come and he should leave...
Work it, you got justified rage!!
The DemocRATS, they're letting you down...
Yer fight's with people who ain't Right!!
You waited fer yer time...
Then, when you got up, RAT voters screamed "BarryOhhh!!"
Obama's weak...
That young punk ain't been 'round...
The Media Whore'd seems unaware...
Girl, you've known Power he'll never know!!
So, drink that whiskey shot and make yer stand...
Dress Tim Russert down and tell'em you got cramps!!
'Cause when it comes to saving you,
You know Rush Limbaugh's yer champ!!
But when that last stump speech's been packed away...
You know the Right still wants to play.
So just make sure you got it all set to go...
Before you come for MUDZ piano.....
(Raucous cheers)
To Denver We Shall Go!!
We're gonna freep fer Right and throw some mud on Barack Ohhh!!
And his wife, I don't know...
HorseFace Mark Warner's just a RAT HO!!
And these songs all show Left's shame...
RATS believe Left's lies on street corner shrooms...
And wander 'round Lame-brained!!
Folks, the Right shall come and we'll lead great crowds...
'Cuz we know Reagan thought the same!!
(Crowd goes wild)
Liberty, it's our credo...effete RATZ and RINOZ embarrass US!!
We'll whup Marxist Greens & make a scene!!
You've got suckers all 'round DeeCee...
You've got Rev'rend Wright on the video!!
You've got time to think, Big Guv'ment you love...
But yer Power'll blow away!!
Girl, it's only Right, RATS' time is short...
'Cuz the Right says, "Freedom shall reign!!"
Sheeple, we've got the power over what we do!!
You can sit there and whine...
Or you can pull US through!!
Come along, sing MUD's songs...
You know ol' Slim ain't wrong!!
'Cuz when RATS' Media Scum tears Dubyuh down...
You just remember, they're all clowns!!
But Rush'll be scheduled to appear...
To millions of pairs of eager ears!!
Hill'ry stay...just a little bit longer!!
We want to play -- just a little bit longer!!
Now all Dem voters don't mind...
And the Union don't mind...
If you take yer merry time...
Girl, just pay DemRATS no mind and sing...
One more song!!
Oh, won’t you stay just a little bit longer?
Please, please, please say you will...
Say you will!!
Ohh, won't you stay just a little bit longer? Hey-ey-ey...
And the Networks won’t mind...
If you take yer precious time...
Hil, let's leave it all behind and sing...
One more song!!
#423. To: All (#421)
WHO are the ignorant RAT-minions who vote these BOZOS into office?! 
AOC is a DemocRAT Marxist Chi-Com WHORE!!
#424. To: TLBSHOW, palo verde, goldilucky, sneakypete, war, meguro, nolu_chan, Jhoffa_, ferret mike (#422)
(To be sung to the Band's "The Night They Drove Ol' Dixie Down")
'Til ModSquad's zealotry reigned and told us our rants caused shame.
Now I'm singin' with Goldi-Lox, sure we're orn'ry but freedom rocks!!
My guns ain't spent...Richmond's so swell...
It's our time 'cuz November's Leftists' hell!!
The Right must show we'll devolve power...folks, the sheeple are central.
We sang...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...
Dubyuh, Slick's a freak...why won't you join our FReep?
Now I know why freedom's good...sheeple shall care that Dem Lib'rals are fools...
We got what we need...our nation's best...
But Fed's big spending ain't passing the righteous test!!
The Right must show we'll devolve power...folks, the sheeple are central.
We sang...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...
Despite Dem lib'rals who bore me, I sing fer rebel bands!!
Taxes're just obscene...Power's insane...
Damn Dem yankees...land of the Brave.
I swear by God, I shall always freep...
Right must raise a Cain...rise up!!
Ain't no time to sleep!!
The Right must show we'll devolve power...folks, the sheeple are central.
We sang...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...
The Right must show we'll devolve power...folks, the sheeple are central.
We sang...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...
#425. To: All (#423)
#FryFauci!!
Farewell, Brandon!!
#426. To: All (#424)
(To be sung to Widespread Panic's "Bowlegged Woman")
Press loves BarryO...
Tells US He's the next Messiah...
They're all just Marxist HO's!!
Big Guv'ment just ain't Right!!
If we don't find the will to cut back...
Revolution we shall fight!!
'Gainst that bowlegged Lib'ral, and her Marxist man!!
'Gainst that bowlegged Lib'ral, and her Marxist man!!
Make Dem sheeple cry!!
We love freedom deep inside...
Beware Slick's Arkancide!!
Folks, Big Guv'ment comin' down!!
Make yer fortune...live yer life...
Don't want B ig Brother hangin' 'round!!
'Gainst that bowlegged Leftist, and her Marxist man!!
Wife's a bowlegged Lib'ral...yer a Marxist man!!
The Earth's next Messiah!!
Lyin' just so to tax you more, Nation...
RATZ are Big Guv'ment HO's!!
Big Guv'ment just ain't Right!!
If we don't find the will to cut back...
Revolution we shall fight!!
'Gainst that bowlegged Leftist, and her Marxist man!!
Wife's a bowlegged Lib'ral...yer a Marxist man!!
#427. To: All (#425)
DeeCee BureaucRATZ are Wholly-Owned Agents of Big Pharma!!
The EVIL Hildabeest is rising from the Dead...
#428. To: A K A Stone (#419)
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