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Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..."
Source: Black XVI
URL Source: https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts
Published: Oct 18, 2021
Author: Mudboy Slim
Post Date: 2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim
Keywords: None
Views: 308051
Comments: 4163

"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")

How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?
How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power?
How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!

The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!

How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee?
How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!!
How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!

The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs,
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!

How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE?
How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries?
How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!

The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin...
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)

Mudboy Slim

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#4046. To: pookie18 (#4044)


Make RFK, Jr. the new CIA Director...


Dem DeeCeeSwampRATZ are incestuous...

Pookies Toons ROCK...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2024-08-22   10:47:28 ET  (14 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4047. To: All (#4045)

"Black XXIII"

"Tombstone Blues"
(Written and performed by Robt. "Bob Dylan" Zimmerman)

The sweet pretty things are in bed now of course
The city fathers they're trying to endorse
The reincarnation of Paul Revere's horse
But the town has no need to be nervous

The ghost of Belle Starr she hands down her wits
To Jezebel the nun she violently knits
A bald wig for Jack the Ripper who sits
At the head of the chamber of commerce

Mama's in the fact'ry
She ain't got no shoes
Daddy's in the alley
He's lookin' for the fuse
I'm in the streets
With the tombstone blues

The hysterical bride in the penny arcade
Screaming she moans, "I've just been made"
Then sends out for the doctor who pulls down the shade
Says, "My advice is to not let the boys in"

Now the medicine man comes and he shuffles inside
He walks with a swagger and he says to the bride
"Stop all this weeping, swallow your pride
You will not die, it's not poison"

Mama's in the fact'ry
She ain't got no shoes
Daddy's in the alley
He's lookin' for the fuse
I'm in the streets
With the tombstone blues

Well, John the Baptist after torturing a thief
Looks up at his hero the Commander-in-Chief
Saying, "Tell me great hero, but please make it brief
Is there a hole for me to get sick in?"

The Commander-in-Chief answers him while chasing a fly
Saying, "Death to all those who would whimper and cry"
And dropping a bar bell he points to the sky
Saving, "The sun's not yellow it's chicken"

Mama's in the fact'ry
She ain't got no shoes
Daddy's in the alley
He's lookin' for the fuse
I'm in the streets
With the tombstone blues

The king of the Philistines his soldiers to save
Puts jawbones on their tombstones and flatters their graves
Puts the pied pipers in prison and fattens the slaves
Then sends them out to the jungle

Gypsy Davey with a blowtorch he burns out their camps
With his faithful slave Pedro behind him he tramps
With a fantastic collection of stamps
To win friends and influence his uncle

Mama's in the fact'ry
She ain't got no shoes
Daddy's in the alley
He's lookin' for the fuse
I'm in the streets
With the tombstone blues

The geometry of innocent flesh on the bone
Causes Galileo's math book to get thrown
At Delilah who sits worthlessly alone
But the tears on her cheeks are from laughter

Now I wish I could give Brother Bill his great thrill
I would set him in chains at the top of the hill
Then send out for some pillars and Cecil B. DeMille
He could die happily ever after

Mama's in the fact'ry
She ain't got no shoes
Daddy's in the alley
He's lookin' for the fuse
I'm in the streets
With the tombstone blues

Where Ma Raney and Beethoven once unwrapped their bed roll
Tuba players now rehearse around the flagpole
And the National Bank at a profit sells road maps for the soul
To the old folks home and the college

Now I wish I could write you a melody so plain
That could hold you dear lady from going insane
That could ease you and cool you and cease the pain
Of your useless and pointless knowledge

Mama's in the fact'ry
She ain't got no shoes
Daddy's in the alley
He's lookin' for the fuse
I'm in the streets
With the tombstone blues

Copyright © 1965; renewed 1993 Special Rider Music

Pre...MUD

26 posted on 12/28/2003, 12:23:28 AM by Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2024-08-23   10:50:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4048. To: All (#4046)

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2024-08-23   11:00:39 ET  (13 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4049. To: All (#4047) (Edited)

"Link"

"Walk On The VILE Side!!"
(To be sung to Lou Reed's "Walk On the Wild Side")

Willie came from Little Rock, A-R-K...
Politicked his way across the U-S-A.
RAPED some women on the way...
Killed his "friends" 'cuz he was the Prez - Slick said:
"Hey Knaves, take a walk on the Vile Side!!"
Said "Hey Country, take a walk on the Vile Side!!"

John Huang came from Beijing in Red China.
In Slick's White House, Illegal Funds he laundered!!
But Huang never lost the Prez...
'Cuz Slick's TREASON required bread - Huang said...
"Hey Bill, sell yer NUKES to the Chi-Coms!!"
Said, "Hey Willie, Sell the Rope to hang yer side!!"
And Left's MedyuhShills go,
"Doo dodoo doo dodoo doo dodoo doo dodoo doo dodoo doo dodoo doo dodoo..."

Tobackky Al never once gave it away,
Chi-Com monks hadta pay and pay!!
Corruption here fer some TREASON there...
Clinton's White House is the place where they said:
"Hey kids, take a walk on the VileSide!!"
Said "Waco kids, we'll send tanks to make YOU FRY!!"

BourbonBirch Teddy picked up Mary Jo...
Looking for some lovin' from his two-bit HO!!
Drove into the Chappaquiddick, drowned his date then split the scene
Ted said:
"Hey Bobby, Kennedy's can't commit crimes..."
Said, "Hey Jack, DemocRATZ...Ain't We ALL Vile?!!"

HildaBeast's just fading away,
Thought she was VeePee in her day.
Lib'ral Wretch, she covets cash,
Prison's where RAT BI+C#'ll breathe her last - she said:
"Hey Hubbell, thanks fer sirin' my only child!!"
MUD Said, "NooYawkers, Don't Y'all Got Any Pride?!"
And the DemocRATZ go,
"Doo dodoo doo dodoo doo dodoo doo dodoo doo dodoo doo dodoo doo dodoo..."

Mudboy Slim...first FReeped 20 July 1997
(Updated 18 February 2003)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2024-08-23   11:10:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4050. To: All (#4048) (Edited)

"Four Thousand FITTY"

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2024-08-23   11:23:39 ET  (16 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4051. To: All (#4049) (Edited)

"More MUD!!"

"Climb Ev'ry Mountain!!"
(To be sung to Marshall Tucker Band's "Fire on the Mountain")

Spread my wisdom around from my Ol' Virginny home...
I FReeped amongst the best, then MUD had to roam.
Twelve long months there L-Postin' Left to Hell!!
They shovel their RATbot spin...so far it's been swell!!
Yes, we'll climb ev'ry mountain...worlds we'll liberate!!
Fight's on the Hill...and the RightWing shall be there!!

We were FReepin' and singin' from time to time...
Tellin' everyone how proud men, they fought and died!!
Bold must FReep, we're like soldiers in a War!!
Lib'rals love their sinners...Kamala is their star!!
Yes, we'll fight ev'ry Marxist...Freedom's always fair!!
Fight's on the Hill...and the RightWing shall be there!!

RATbot world loves our enemies...
Lefty colleges say, "MUDZ vile!! The gutter's where MUD FReeps!!"
Men were shot down...Foster's fate was Ron Brown's!!
The Just shan't fear Mudboy, but Ol' Slim loves his guns!!
Next, we'll fight ev'ry Marxist...show DemRATZ we care!!
Fight's on the Hill...and the RightWing shall be there!!

Next, Kamala shall serve as MUDZ prey...
RATZ can't see...theirs are souls who could be saved!!
Won't y'all just help MUD...we'll have fun and stay sane!!
Left is just useless and no- good...Truth's their bane!!

Sang we'll fight ev'ry Marxist...World's we'll liberate!!
Fight's on the Hill and the RightWing shall be there!!
Climb ev'ry mountain...Freedom's always fair!!
Fight's on the Hill...and the RightWing shall be there!!
Righteous shall be there!!

Mudboy Slim (20 March 2006)

Updated today...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2024-08-23   11:36:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4052. To: All (#4050) (Edited)

"Views: 296603"

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2024-08-23   11:52:47 ET  (17 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4053. To: All (#4052)

"Views: 297877"

"Black XXVI"

"Justa Criminal"
(To be sung to "U2's 'SO cruel'")

Slick crossed the line...Greed pushed him over!!
Justice don't matter to you...it matters to me!!
Nation's adrift...but Right's voting!!
MUDZ only singin' songs...to force Marxists down...
FReedom!!

[To Slick Willie hisse'f]
Country's been fearin' you...You sold our Security!!
Folks gave you everything you ever wanted...
Death really what you wanted?!!
Women who love you, you hurt the most...
You've got no soul, yer just a ghost!!
The Left loves you...but yer TREASON is Left's Despair!!
Willie...yer nowhere!!

Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules...
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...yer a Criminal!!

Lib'ralism is a tender trap...Destroys Hope every time!!
Left's Poverty Pimps...enslave DemWimps...Left's Vic-tim-ized!!!
Slick's time in Jail will inevitably come...
Bill's cellmates're achin' fer his love!!
Hell'ry'll make Slick beg her fer her stuff...
Bill may need her icy hugs!!

Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Slick thinks, fer him, there are no rules...
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...Yer Despicable!!

Slick spit his love on that Huge Blue Dress...
While Slick's pud-whackin'...bin Laden schemed many deaths!!
Left's SCUM!! Folks, we need a shower...
SCUM...Libs're Whores fer Power!!

Aaaahhh-Haaahhhhh!!

[To SlickMYbi+c#, personally, again]
Slick, you must know, you must fear my desires...
Danger's the drug that takes you higher!!
Head of heaven, fingers...in the mire
Yer heart is racing...you can't keep up
The Right is FReepin' fer Justice!!
Between the horses of love and lust...
You'll be trampled...underfoot!!

Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules...
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Med'yuh...Leftist Tools!!

Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...To "Just Move On" we'd be damned fools!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Clinton's...Justa Criminal!!

Mudboy Slim (18 October 1999)

Updated...MUD

487 posted on 02/09/2002 2:49 AM EST by Mudboy Slim

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2024-08-26   10:01:52 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4054. To: All (#4052)


If we give DeeCeeRATZ more POWER, they are guaranteed to ABUSE it!!

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2024-08-26   10:11:27 ET  (9 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4055. To: Diva Betsy Ross (#4053)

"Link"

"CrossRoads!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's version of Robert Johnson's "Crossroads")

America's at the crossroads...fightin' to stay FRee!!
Yeah, America's at a crossroads...Defend Liberty!!
Ask the Lord above for patience..."Please, folks, help US FReep!!"

Yes, Iraq's at a crossroads...Left says, "Run and Hide!!"
Right says, "Folks, we can't quit now...FReedom's ALWAYS Right!!"
John Kerry, yer a poltroon...even YOU must know we're Right!!

We're goin' down to DeeCee...Take some riders by yer side.
Right's comin' up to DeeCee...fer our FReedoms, we shall fight!!
GOP controls the house, Nation...Fight the Righteous Fight!!!

You can run, you can run, tell my friend-boy Willie Slick.
You can run, you can run, tell my friend-boy Slick the pri**!!
RINOZ're standing at the crossroads...
Believe Right's weilding POWER!!

Mudboy Slim (5/19/04)

681 posted on 5/19/2004, 1:30:04 PM by Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2024-08-26   10:20:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4056. To: All (#4054)


DeeCeeRATZ LOOOVE Aborting Babies!!

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2024-08-26   10:29:56 ET  (10 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4057. To: Cyber-Band, stand watie, FreeTheHostages, BillF, Coop, sauropod, Pippin (#4055)

"Link"

"Rage!!"
(To be sung to Cream's "Badge")

Thinkin' 'bout the time Left screwed Viet Nam...
Thinkin' that RATZ might sabotage this War?!
RATZ, I'm thinkin' yer just SCUM!! Yer Power we'll disable!!

Right told Berg not to wander 'round in Iraq.
Most Lib'rals are just pawns...live their lives in the dark.
Lemme tell you 'bout it, Libs...Fox is King of the Cable!!

Left, I told you that the Right is gaining Power...
'Course you'll notice when Kerry goes down!!
But RATZ better pick themselves up off the ground...
RAT-whore'd, we'll fight 'til Terror's gone!!
We'll RE-IMPEACH...we'll bring Bill Clinton down!!

Yooo-hoooo...get up get up...

Yeah yeah yeah....yeah yeah!!

Talkin' 'bout the Swamp...RATZ are gawl-durned fools!!
Slick Willie committed crimes...should do jailtime, too!!
Slick FRIED innocent life, sent the tanks into Waco!!

Mudboy Slim

690 posted on 5/20/2004, 10:30:56 AM by Mudboy Slim

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2024-08-26   10:39:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4058. To: All (#4056)

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2024-08-26   10:46:48 ET  (9 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4059. To: sultan88, jla, Landru, joanie-f, MeekOneGOP, Happygal, cherry_bomb88 (#4057)

"Link"

If you know someone who thinks that the moniker "religion of peace" still has any merit, please ask them to judge for themselves, the differance between Jesus, and the "Prophet Muhammed".

.............

Jesus:
"Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."
"Blessed are those who mourn, for they shall be comforted."
"Blessed are the gentle, for they shall inherit the earth."
"Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness, for they shall be satisfied."
"Blessed are the merciful, for they shall receive mercy."
"Blessed are the pure in heart, for they shall see God."
"Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called sons of God."
"Blessed are those who have been persecuted for the sake of righteousness, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."
"Blessed are you when {people} insult you and persecute you, and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of Me."
"Rejoice and be glad, for your reward in heaven is great; for in the same way they persecuted the prophets who were before you."

(Matthew 5:3-12)

Jesus did not once, advocate violence, intead He advised: "Turn the other cheek." Neither did any of the prophets in the Bible, they were never involved in in the biblical battles that you read about.

Not so with Muhammed, who killed over 700 people.

....................

Now, compare the Beatitudes of Jesus, with words of the the "Prophet" Muhammed:

FROM THE KORAN:
"O ye who believe! Take not the Jews and the Christians for friends."
[al-Ma'idah 5:51.11]

Verses in the Quran concerning fighting and killing for the cause of Allah- Here are but a few passages:

-Muslims are encouraged to be wholly occupied (Sura 2:273) with fighting for Allah's cause. - Allah will give "a far richer recompense to those who fight for him" (Sura 4:96).

- Regarding infidels (unbelievers), they are the Muslim's "inveterate enemies" (Sura 4:101).

Muslims are to "arrest them, besiege them and lie in ambush everywhere" (Sura 9:5) for them.

They are to "seize them and put them to death wherever you find them, kill them wherever you find them, seek out the enemies of Islam relentlessly" (Sura 4:90).

"Fight them until Islam reigns supreme" (Sura 2:193).

"Cut off their heads, and cut off the tips of their fingers" (Sura 8:12).

- If a Muslim does not go to war, Allah will kill him (Sura 9:39). He is to be told, "the heat of war is fierce, but more fierce is the heat of Hell-fire" (Sura 9:81).

- A Muslim must "fight for the cause of Allah with the devotion due to him" (Sura 22:78)

- Muslims must make war on the infidels (unbelievers) who live around them (Sura 9:123).

- Muslims are to be "ruthless to unbelievers" (Sura 48:29).

- A Muslim should "enjoy the good things" he has gained by fighting (Sura 8:69).

- A Muslim can kill any person he wishes if it be a "just cause" (Sura 6:152).

- Allah loves those who "fight for his cause" (Sura 61:3).
Anyone who fights against Allah or renounces Islam in favor of another religion shall be "put to death or crucified or have their hands and feet cut off alternative sides" (Sura 5:34).

- "Whoever changes his Islamic religion, kill him."- Sahih Al-Bukhari (9:57)

- Slay the idolaters wherever you find them, and take them captives and besiege them and lie in wait for them in every ambush. (Koran 9:5)

- ( the unbeliever)Take him and fetter him and expose him to hell fire. (Koran 69:30-37)

- I will instill terror into the hearts of the unbelievers, Smite ye above their necks and smite all their finger tips of them. (Koran 8:12)

- They should be murdered or crucified or their hands and their feet should be cut off on opposite sides. (Koran 5:33)

- "Know that paradise is under the shades of swords." - Sahih al- Bukhari Vol 4 p55

...Please keep this in your files, as a reminder, when you hear about new atrocities committed "in the name of Allah."

649 posted on 5/18/2004, 12:30:40 PM by FBD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2024-08-26   11:00:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4060. To: All (#4058)

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2024-08-27   9:11:16 ET  (9 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4061. To: Landru, sultan88, FBD, ForGod'sSake, Happygal, cherry_bomb88, Tinman (#4059)

"Black XXVII"

"FReep Dem Lib'rals!!"
(To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young's "Teach Your Children")

You...must protect yer home...
Must fight the folks who want you to die.
Let's roll...apply yerselves...
Because Dem RATZ promote the Big Lie!!
FReep Dem Lib'rals well...
Big Guv'ment's hell...must slowly decline.
Right feeds...good folks with dreams,
This World we'll fix...taxes are too high!!
Don't you ever quit the fight...'cuz if we do, Truth will die!!
Folks, just stand fer what is Right...and know God loves you.

Yes, you, gotta end Left's fears...
We'll whup RATZ rears...'til the Effete resign!!
We know Socialists...they are fools...
We seek the Truth, not DemocRAT lies.
FReep Dem Lib'rals well...Swamp's Sosh'list Hell, we'll slowly decline!!
Let's teach Dems 'bout our dreams...
Nation, we'll fix...RATZ TREASONOUS LIES!!
We won't ever quit the Fight...Reagan told you, "We Are Right!!"
RE-IMPEACH Slick fer his crimes...'cuz Jesus loves you!!

Mudboy Slim (5/13/2004)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2024-08-27   9:22:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4062. To: All (#4060)


DemRATZ Lie, Cheat, and Steal Elections...it is who they are.

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2024-08-27   9:33:11 ET  (9 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4063. To: Diva Betsy Ross, Landru, sultan88, jla, FBD, Corin Stormhands, Coop, Happygal, dead (#4061)

"Link"

"Freedom is THE Way!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Lonely Stranger")

Right remains divisible...
'Cuz our thinking's FRee!!
I have joined...in many FReeps...
Defendin' Liberty!!

Right was born with a righteous quest...
Wise hunger to be FRee!!
Parents taught, "Never Fear!!"
RATZ disspirit me.

'Cuz Right is only Nat'ral, Left...
FReedom is THE Way!!
Sheeple must learn what’s goin’ on...
Truth shall win the day!!
Yes, it will...yes, it will...yes, it will...

Walk the walk...stand and fight!!
FReedom is not FRee!!
Left, it tries...to stoke our fears...
Can't just let RATZ be!!

Leftists say, "Big Guv'ment's GOOD!!"
RINOZ, they agree...
RATZ're hooked...on Welfare pay...
That’s not Right to me.

'Cuz Right must overcome Left's fears...
FReedom is THE Way!!
Med'yuh don’t know what’s goin’ on...
Folks, Right shall make Swamp pay!!
Yes, it will...yes, it will...yes, it will...
Yes, it will...yes, it will...
"FReedom is THE Way!!"

Mudboy Slim

117 posted on 5/27/2004, 6:09:02 AM by Mudboy Slim

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2024-08-27   9:56:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4064. To: All (#4062)

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2024-08-27   10:04:11 ET  (9 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4065. To: Diva Betsy Ross, MoJo2001, ohioWfan, lowbridge, Brad's Gramma, Iowa Granny, Reagan Man (#4063)

"Link"

"Right's Empowered!!"
(To be sung to U2's "I Will Follow")

Right shall follow...

I am from the RightWing, RINOZ say,
"Mudboy, come vote fer me-ee!!"
But I'm lookin' fer Guv'ment...
That's benign, yet keeps me FRee!!

Patriots try hard to make a stand...
'Gainst Lib'rals who CORRUPT this Land!!
Won'tcha stop and think...RATZ always LIE!!
Left LIES!!!

Donald, lead the way...lead the way...
Trump, win the day...win the day...
Right will follow!!

Donald, cut today...cut today...
Yeah, Left'll cave...Left'll cave...
Right's Empowered!!"

I am from the Far Right...
Wanna shrink Big Guv'ment down!!
Right must triumph 'gainst Dem Lib'rals...
Righteous Cause...Devolve Power!!

Lead the way...lead the way...
Let's cut today...cut today...growth will follow!!
Donald, lead the way...lead the way...
Let's cut today...cut today...Devolve Power!!
Right shall follow!!

(Guitar jammin' interlude)

RATZ lies show no wisdom...
Right FReeps Truth, "Life ISN'T Fair!!"
RATZ lie!! Left lies!! RATZ spy!!
Yea yea...CONSPIRE!!

Donald, lead the way...lead the way...
Yeah, cut today...cut today...
Right Shall Follow!!

Patriots, kneel and pray...kneel and pray!!
Let's save the day...save the day!!
Right's Empowered!!

Right's empowered...Right's empowered!!

Mudboy Slim

133 posted on 5/28/2004, 10:39:35 AM by Mudboy Slim

Updated today...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2024-08-27   10:13:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4066. To: All (#4064) (Edited)

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2024-08-28   9:50:46 ET  (13 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4067. To: Eener, JessieLee, JakeyBoy (#4065)

In honor of the new "Reagan" movie coming out this weekend...

"Black XXVIII"

"Dutch's Home!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Thunder Road")

DeeCee WHORE'dz damned...Reagan's hearse waits...
RATZ derision towards Nancy, the Right ignores...
As Sean Hannity raves!!
Liberator's fightin' fer "the lowly"...
Hey, I'm FReer 'cuz what Reagan showed me!!
Dutch's headin' home again...Right claims his grace...we're not alone!!
We gathered outside...Leftists, you know just what we're here for!!
RATZ're scair't 'cuz they're thinkin'...
Our Nation ain't listenin' to FOOLS anymore!!
Show a little faith, there's passion on the Right!!
RATZ're poltroonish...we'll win the Big Fight!!
Folks, FReedom's just Right to me!!

Left ain't Right...we'll recover...RATZ loss is our gain!!
Right's awestruck...cut Big Guv'ment...shed programs to the States!!
Wasteful Guv'ment is FReedom's Bane!!
Righteous saviors, conspire...help US FReep!!
Normal folks...not "heroes"...we fight fer Good!!
At each election, VOTE Fer FReedom, World!!
Liberty is always Good!!
It's our chance to fight RATZ Lust Fer Power!!
Dutch, what else can we do now?!!
We'll educate Dem Lib'rals...reject Left's spin...
Show that Right cares!!
'Cuz the Right's future's hopeful...this Nation rejects Swamp's feeble fears!!
We've got one more chance to seal the deal...
Let's make that City on a Hill!!
Right's on track...Heaven's callin' "Dutch" Reagan back!!
Oh oh...come join our stand!!
Fightin' fer what's Right...come hear our Righteous band!!
Oh oh...Dutch is home...folks, Dutch is Home!! Yeah, 'neath the Dome!!
Standing out here, gettin' scorched by the sun...
Still, we'll stand and wait...we love Reagan like his sons!!
Lord, Dutch is Home!! We're Right...we're Bold!!
Dutch is Home!!

Yes, Reagan was our star...he outsmarted Ol' Gorbachev!!
Got the Country on track...now Gip's ready to take that long walk...
To where folks, they live in Peace!!
The gates're open...say "Howdy" to Saint Pete!!
We know Nancy's lonely...her loving heart is broken!!
But tonite Ronnie's FRee...after Righteous words were spoken...
There are tears in our eyes...fer all the dreams he liberated!!
We'll honor Gip's memory 'til we're olde...
By rededicatin' our lives to Reagan's aims!!

[We'll] revere his name each time when we FReep!!
Ron's Revolution's grown...fight DemRATZ 'til we're FRee!!
'Cuz all Dem Leftist fools don't know Ron...
RATZ fear the RightWing's soaring dawn...
'Cuz when we fight righteous wars, Left's gone!!
Fight RATZ spin...John Kerry can't win!!
DeeCeeTowne's full of LOSERS...
But, fer the Gip, the RightWing Shall Win!!

Mudboy Slim

P.S. On Thursday, 10 June 2004, I took a half-day off and went to pay my respects to "The Greatest President in MY Lifetime!!" as he laid in State at the U.S. Capital Building. After getting in line just after 4:30 P.M., it took until right around 8:00 before I entered the great dome, and gazed upon the flag-draped coffin of The Great Liberator!! It's a day I will NEVER forget!! While I waited in line, I FReeped this song dedicated to the Reagan Legacy and the man who brought it about!!

FReegards...MUD

1 posted on 6/12/2004, 12:14:20 AM by Mudboy Slim

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2024-08-28   10:04:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4068. To: All (#4066)


If EWE ain't voting 4 Kamala, U ain't a mind-NUMBED, Marxist MORON!!

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2024-08-28   10:14:38 ET  (13 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4069. To: RonaldReagan (#4067)

"Link"

"Reagan!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's acoustic version of "Layla")

What did we do to deserve Ronnie?!
Communicatin' fer what's Right...
Gip's been suff'rin' and fightin' much too long...
But now he's sittin' by His side!!

Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Gipper showed you win by being Right!!

Gave the Oppressed liberation...
While Dem Leftists just tore you down!!
RATZ're fools!! Right fell in love with you!!
Changed the whole world...Righteous Power!!

Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Ronnie proved you win by being Right!!

Found humor in ev'ry situation...
Yer quips drove DemocRATZ INSANE!!
FReepers say, "We'll meet again someday!!"
Heaven rejects the Lib'rals' pain!!

Reagan!! Created Liberty!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Dutchman showed you win by being Right!!

Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Gipper proved you win by being Right!!

Most Reverent FReegards...MUD (06/06/2004)

2 posted on 6/12/2004, 12:29:47 AM by Mudboy Slim
(Rest in Peace, Dutch Reagan!!)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2024-08-28   10:20:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4070. To: All (#4068)

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2024-08-28   10:31:32 ET  (14 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4071. To: Diva Betsy Ross, MoJo2001, MeekOneGOP, Luis Gonzalez, stand watie, ironman, FreeTheHostages (#4069)

"Link"

"RATZ Loathe Liberty!!"
(To be sung to U2's "Shadows and Tall Trees")

Out on the cold DeeCee streets we fight...
I FReep to myself 'bout empowerin' the Right!!
We counter-protest...our bravest ain't lame...
Rejectin' Left's Power's the name of the game!!

Who loves Left's Power?!!
Oppressin' what's Right...
RATZ want folks on their knees...
Sedition's unwise!!
Left mocks Christ's pain...Reagan's Liberty!!
Rush'll talk o'er Left's spin...
Right shall FReep fer the FRee!!

Yes, I know...you'll know...
Truth be told...Right's BOLD!!
Yes, I know...

RATZ LOATHE Liberty...
Right loves bein' FRee...
RATZ LOVE Tyranny...
Right loves Liberty!!

Life's not fer Lib'rals...
Left KILLS...no shame...
Ronald Brown's MURDER is SlickWillie's stain!!
RATZ mock and blame...Reagan's Legacy!!
We shall FReep fer the FRee!!

Yes, I know...you know...
Must be bold...good folks...
'Cuz Right knows!!

(Git there...)

Do YOU fear bein' FRee?!
Slav'ry thwarts big dreamin'...
'Tis why LeftWing's squealin'!!
Socialists deny Hope...
That's why Left is reelin'!!

Yes, I know...you'll know...
Go and VOTE...yes, VOTE!!
Right shall vote!!

RATZ LOATHE Liberty!!
Right loves bein' FRee!!
RATZ LOVE Tyranny!!
Right loves Liberty!!

FReedom!! FReedom!! FReedom!!
FReedom!! FReedom!! FReedom!!

RATZ LOATHE Liberty!!
Right loves bein' FRee!!
I LOVE LIBERTY!!

FReegards...MUD

24 posted on 6/14/2004, 11:31:21 AM by Mudboy Slim
(Revive the Reagan Revolution...NOW!!)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2024-08-28   10:40:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4072. To: All (#4070) (Edited)

"Reagan: The Movie"

ScreenRant: "The 40th President of the United States has a new movie about his life, and there are different options for where to watch Reagan. The 2024 movie stars Dennis Quaid as Ronald Reagan, with the film navigating the majority of his life. Whether it is time before, during, or after being the President of the United States of America, Reagan gave Quaid a chance to bring the notable political figure to life. The film pulls from Ronald Reagan's real life and experiences, but it is also inspired by Paul Kengor's book The Crusader: Ronald Reagan and the Fall of Communism.

Dennis Quaid and director Sean McNamara are hardly the first people to bring Ronald Reagan's life to a movie or TV show, as feature films, documentaries, and TV shows have all tackled him previously. While the attempted assassination of Ronald Reagan played a prominent role in previous creations, Reagan is more so focused on showcasing his rise to power and the influence that he had on America and the world as the President of the United States. And with Dennis Quaid's picture-perfect casting, interest in watching Reagan and another movie about American presidents exists."

Limited Showings starting 30 August 2024...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2024-08-28   10:58:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4073. To: All (#4070)


As Ronald Reagan famously said...
"I didn't leave the DemocRAT Party, the DemocRAT Party left me."


DeeCeeRATZ ALWAYS accuse their Opposition
Of that which they are already doing!!


Another reason to Abolish the DeeCeeRATZ Dept. of Education!!

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2024-08-29   9:41:58 ET  (11 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4074. To: All (#4071)

"Black XXIX"

"Shed Powers!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Dead Flowers")

Folks, when you're sitting there, thinkin' 'bout supportin' Harris...
Votin' fer some Marxist from Frisco...
Well, Kamala LOATHES the FRee...prefers Sosh'list Tyranny!!
Se's a California Commie to the bone!!

Devolve Power, Prez'dent Donald!! Devolve Power!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Trump leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals...
Must devolve Power to the States...
States, devolve Power to the Counties...
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!

Now hear US, DemocRATZ...human rights Guv'ment Attacks!!
Folks're FReer 'cuz Dutch Reagan led the way!!
Ol' MUD'll be in his basement room,
Laughin' while FReepin' Leftist tunes...)8^D!!
In a Righteous Quest fer Independence Day!!

Devolve Power, RightWing Congress!! Devolve Power!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Trump leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!!
Must devolve Power to the States!!
States, devolve Power to the Counties!!
Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A. - yeah!!

(guitar-pickin' and strummin' interlude)

Devolve Power, Prez'dent Donald!! Devolve Power!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real when Trump retakes power!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!!
Must devolve Power to the States!!
States, devolve Power to the Counties!!
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Trump, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!

Mudboy Slim

1 posted on 7/29/2004, 9:51:44 AM by Mudboy Slim

Updated today...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2024-08-29   9:55:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4075. To: All (#4073)


Drain the DeeCeeSwamp!!


Tampon Tim Walz is a habitual, unrepentant LIAR!!

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2024-08-29   10:05:31 ET  (11 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4076. To: HawkeyeLonewolf, Landru, FBD, jla, MeekOneGOP, BraveMan, ForGod'sSake, Happygal, dead (#4074)

For the record, I have never parodied a Peter Cetera song...lol...

"Link"

"The Power of John!!"
(parody of "The Glory of Love" by Peter Cetera)
By Kevin L. Kitchens

Tonight it's very clear,
My record's what I fear.
There's so many things
I have to hide
I gotta make up something.
Something that those losers will buy.

Sometimes I just forget,
Say things that contradict.
But everyone knows
that I'm still lying.
I don't wanna lose now.
I could never find a real job.

I am the man who will fabricate honor.
I'll be the hero the left's looking for.
Married for money.
It's not my S.U.V., but I
Do it all for the glory of John.

I was in Vietnam.
I'm sure you've heard that song. [I wasn't there fer long?]
Took a camera so they'd believe me.
Faked a few injuries;
Shot a running kid in the back.

I am the man who will fabricate honor.
I'll be the hero the left's looking for.
Three purples hearts;
Who cares how I got them, but I
Did it all for the glory of John.

On a dock off of Martha's Vineyard,
Many, many years ago.
Just in time I did save the day:
I kept all the drowning hamsters safe.

I am the man who will fabricate honor.
Flipping and flopping, which one you voting for?
Vote for John Kerry;
Though like Lurch I'm scary, but I
Do it all for the glory of John.

So what I'm a liar
And my pants are on fire, but I
Do it all for the glory of John...

Ooo ooo ooo ooo.

I did it for for John...
I do it all for John...
Teresa's like my mom...
She loves her little John...

© 2004 Kevin L. Kitchens, All Rights Reserved

Good stuff, Newbie...MUD

164 posted on 8/12/2004, 7:36:38 PM by Mudboy Slim

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2024-08-29   10:15:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4077. To: All (#4075)


Time for Canada to END this Marxist Trudeau's political career!!

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2024-08-29   10:33:57 ET  (12 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4078. To: Landru, Jeff Head, joanie-f, Common Tator, M. Thatcher, Ragtime Cowgirl, jla, FBD, dead (#4076)

"Link"

"Holy God is Right!!"
(To be sung to Kid Rock's "Only God Knows Why")

Right's 'bout fightin' fear...tryin' to whup the Left.
Harris LIES to herself...Country must re-find itself!!
Justice ain't 'bout payback...it's so RATZ don't come back!!
Right says that "Ev'ry man needs Liberty!!"
DemRATZ're freakish Commie SCUM...we know RATZ ain't Right!!
I love my only son...I pray he won't haveta fight!!
Right rejects Guv'ment swill...don't need Slick feelin' our pain...
Must shrink the Fed'ral Guv'ment till...Socialism's been shamed!!
All good FReepers know my game...we'll sing TRUTH way out loud!!
Dem Lib'ral folks mess with me...they'll learn the RightWing is proud!!
Justice, it's the price we pay...must reject Left's rot...Make Yer Stand!!
RightWing bands and FRee Iraq...whuppin' Commie SCUM!!

Watch the Left's walls come tumblin' down...
When they hear our righteous sound!!
Yeah...umm hmmm...
Next, Donald Trump shall devolve Power...
And the FReeWorld shall stand proud!!

FReepers, you know the righteous things we gotta do...
RATZ don't understand 'bout our FReedoms they eschew!!
It's been so long since Reagan's gone...
Gip's been gone, Right's been gone for way too long...
Perhaps Right fergot to Cut Guv'ment...
'Cuz FReepers, I know there's more to life than this!!
Right's said it soo many times...our wisdom has learned...
"You live with bold passion...US FReepers'll git what we deserve!!"
TraitorJOE, he's LYIN'!! Harris abetted more crimes!!
RATZ been takin' but ain't been earnin'...
Right's been leeched upon fer long time!!
Folks, it's time we FReep the Country...with our heads held high...
We'll FReep on and on...'cuz Holy God is Right!!

Holy God...Holy God...Holy God Loves Right!!
Holy God...knows....why, why, why Holy God Knows Right!!
Find yerself a Lib'ral, then...teach 'em all 'bout FReedom!!
Hey hey hey...

Mudboy Slim

171 posted on 8/13/2004, 12:57:45 AM by Mudboy Slim

Updated today...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2024-08-29   10:44:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4079. To: All (#4077)

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2024-08-30   9:37:11 ET  (15 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4080. To: All (#4078)

"Black XXX"

"My FRiends!!"
(To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "My Friends")

My FRiends, I'm quite impressed...
Yer zeal's unquestioned!!
FReepin' excellence...
Uprise!! 'Cuz TRUTH is on our side!!
Reject Left's swill...you know I will!!

KAMALAZ got it rough...
Swamp's gettin' desperate!!
Hunter's Prison-bound...
MUD wants...to give RATZ many years...
Fer TREAS'NOUS Acts!!

I love all of you...
Who're Right and Bold!!
Fight Hard...Demand the TRUTH!!
RATZ!! Y'all, go screw yerselves!!

My FRiends are FReedom-blessed...
Let's FReep the World!!
Ignore Dem's Marxist Press...
They fear...TRUTH, RATZ wanna suppress!!
Left must confess!!

I love all of you...
HOO're Right and Bold!!
Fight Hard...Demand the TRUTH!!
RATZ!! Y'all must HATE yerselves!!

Imagine...Dream...Export Liberty!!
Bein' FRee is "peace"!!
I hurt fer Lib-uhh-rulls...
'Cuz Marx is DEATH!!
Each tyrant's bound to fall...
Voters...yer trust is what we want...
As FRiends, we'll live!!

I love all of you...
HOO're Right and Bold!!
Life's Hard...Demand the Truth!!
RATZ!! Y'all can screw yerselves!!

Mudboy Slim

1 posted on 9/18/2004, 11:35:05 PM by Mudboy Slim

Updated today...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2024-08-30   9:51:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4081. To: All (#4079)


TrumpMan vs. The Kackler


Kooky Kommie Kamala...smh.


DeeCeeRATZ are the Spawn of SATAN!! (allegedly)

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2024-08-30   10:09:54 ET  (15 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4082. To: Cyber-Band, FBD, BraveMan, ForGod'sSake, scholar, Landru, jla, Corin Stormhands, dead (#4080)

"Link"

Email from a co-worker...

"A History Lesson"

The division of the human family into its two distinct political branches occurred some 10,000 years ago, when humans coexisted as members of small bands of nomadic hunter/gatherers.

The pivotal event of societal evolution was the invention of beer. This epochal event was both the foundation of modern civilization and the occasion of the bifurcation of humanity into its two distinct subgroups:

Liberals and Conservatives.

Once beer was discovered, it required grain, and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so it was necessary to stick close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed.

Some men spent their days killing animals to barbecue at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of the conservative movement.

Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting, learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly barbecues and doing the sewing, fetching and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the liberal movement.

An interesting evolutionary side note: some of these early liberal men eventually evolved into women. (Girlie men?)

Liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the trade union, the invention of group therapy and group hugs, and the concept of democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that the conservatives provided.

Over the years, conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth.

Liberals are symbolized by the jackass.

Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare.

Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men.

Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't "fair" to make the pitcher also bat.

Conservatives drink domestic beer, They eat red meat, and still provide for their women Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumber jacks, construction workers, medical doctors, police officers, corporate executives, soldiers, athletes, NASCAR drivers, and generally anyone who works productively outside government. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.

Liberals produce little. They like to "govern" the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America. They crept in after the wild west was tamed and created a business of trying to get MORE for nothing.

Hence; this brings us to where we are today!

Here ends the lesson in world history.

Well-stated...MUD

67 posted on 9/23/2004, 9:21:41 AM by Mudboy Slim
(Girleymen HATE Trump!!)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2024-08-30   10:17:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4083. To: pookie18 (#4081)

Pookies Toons ROCK...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2024-08-30   10:35:12 ET  (19 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4084. To: Landru, jla, Happygal, Diva Betsy Ross, Flora McDonald, iceskater (#4053)

"Views: 299608"

"Link"

"Votin'!!"
(To be sung to Creedence Clearwater Revival's "Lodi")

Been so many years ago, I set out with some goals...
FReepin' fer play and purpose...lookin' fer where Truth was told...
RATZ got mad, but LeftWing's cursed...we whup 'em with ev'ry tune!!
Oh Lord, please give voters wisdom!!

Listened long to Limbaugh...he'd been speakin' out fer US folks!!
Fightin' Dem RATpunk fools...damn the LeftWing Medyuh WHORE'd!!
Donate yer time and money...win fer the Gip, my FRiends!!
Good Lord, Right's fightin' boldly again.

Harris is the Socialist's DREAM...Tim Walz is Chi-Com-trained!!
Traitors don't win elections...patriots got cards to play!!
We'll march into town, a Far-Right Band...support purveyors of Truth!!
Please Lord, Trump needs voters again!!

Mmmm...
Trumpsters gotta stand and holler...election must be won!!
We'll proudly rise and have our say...and watch Kamala git drunk!!
FReedom shall WIN on that day...RATZ, they fear our Win!!
Please Lord, grant all the voters wisdom!!
Oh Lord, Right must win boldly...AGAIN!!

Mudboy Slim

302 posted on 10/15/2004, 11:28:49 PM by Mudboy Slim

Updated today...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2024-08-30   10:59:27 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4085. To: All (#4084)

"Views: 300826"


"G.I. Faux"...zackley!!

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2024-09-03   9:33:45 ET  (12 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  



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