Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:336789 Comments:4368
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
"The Lib'rals' Fate!!" (To be sung to the Eagles' "The Sad Cafe")
We're from the RighteousRight...RATZ Reign's finally stallin'... Facts are not FRiends of Socialists...RATZ Lies are steeped in HATE!! Out of the TrueBlue Right, Left's past came softly calling... And MUD remembers the times Left spent, decidin' Lib'rals' Fate!!
Ohhhh, it seemed like a holy place protected by RATZ HATE of Race... Slim would sing Right out loud those things we could not say!! MUD knows we can change this World...with words like "Love" and "FReedom!!" And we were part of that heroic crowd who sealed the RATZscum's FATE!!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh...we do what is Right!! We would meet on that beautiful shore in the sweet by and by
(acoustic solo)
Some of our dreams came true and some just passed away And some just stayed behind inside the Sad Café
The clouds roll in Hid that shore Now that glory train It don't stop here no more
Now I look at the years gone by and wonder at the powers that be I don't know why fortune smiles on some and lets the rest go free And baby now that time has drawn the faces I recall But things in this life change very slowly if they ever change at all There's no use in asking why, it just turned out that way So meet me at midnight baby inside the Sad Café Why don't you meet me at midnight baby inside the Sad Café
Mid...MUD
276 posted on 12/27/2002, 4:40:00 PM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Terry's Lyin'!!" (To be sung to Van Halen's "Jamie's Cryin'")
Slim saw the look in PUNK's eyes, MUD knew he's better!! MUD asked his FRiends to Fight!! FReepers, it's now or never!! Slick makes US feel so MAD!!! Oh, whoa, whoa, Terry's cryin'... Oh, whoa, whoa, T-Mac's lyin'!! McAuliffe finally said, "All right!! MUD, as a Man, yer much BETTER!! MUD, I am afraid to Fight, ah, oh, so all my ties I'll now sever!!" MUD said to send Slick a letter, uh yeah yeah... Uh just to try to make yerself feel better It said "Willie (Yer Gonna Fall, YOU Slime!!") And Slick knows Justice'll git 'em!! Oh, whoa, whoa, Fairy's cryin'!! Oh, whoa, whoa, Terry's lyin'!! Now country's been in love before (ahhh) And we know what Power is for (ahhh) It should mean, a little, a little more (ahhh) Than one night stands, whoo!!
MUDZ gonna send Slick a letter, uh yeah yeah Just to Let Slick Knows Who's Gonna Git HIM!! Slim sang "Willie (Yer Gonna Fall, You Slime!!) 'Cuz the T-Mac's a BedWetter!!" Oh, whoa, whoa, Lib'ral's cryin'... Oh, whoa, whoa, LeftWing's Dyin'... Oh, whoa, whoa, RATZ'll be FRyin'... Oh, whoa, whoa, Clinton's Lyin'... Oh, whoa, whoa, Slick'll Be Whinin'!!
Heh heh heh...MUD
285 posted on 12/29/2002, 9:08:17 AM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Slick Willie's Bombed!!" (To be sung to BB King's "The Thrill is Gone")
The thrill is gone, Slick Willie's gone away!! Yes, Bill is gone, Lib'rals, Slick Murdered Ron Brown, he did!! You Know Slick's Done US Wrong, Nation, And it's High Time Slick Willie Paid!!
Yes, Bill, yer done, Punk ain't gettin' 'way from me, Right AIN'T Movin' On, Willie, Yer shrill Medyuh can't help ya stay FRee!! Although, RATZ'll still live on, It'll be without Slick Willie!!
Yes, Willie's Bombed... Bill Clinton, he ain't no good!! Oh, yes Bill has bombed babies, Says killin' kids is good, Someday, Slick knows chicks'll shun sick charms, Ladies... Just like all Righteous Men do!!
You know I FReep...FReepin' YOU, Willie!! Right's FRee from yer spell, Bill, we'll FReep...FReep Fer Justice!! Right'll FReep you, TraitorBill!! Boy, you know that it's all over, Slick, we're gonna FReep you straight to Hell!!
Heh heh heh...Mudboy Slim
480 posted on 1/6/2003, 10:05:38 PM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Positively 4th Street" (Written and performed by Bob Dylan)
You've gotta lotta nerve, to say you are my friend. When I was down, you just stood there grinnin'. You've gotta lotta nerve, to say you got a helping hand to lend. You just want to be on the side that's winnin'
You say you've lost your faith, but that's not where its at. Ya have no faith to lose - an' ya know it. Do you take me for such a fool, to think I'd make contact With a one who tries to hide what he don't know to begin with?
You see me on the street. You always act surprised. Ya say "How are you?" "Good luck." But ya don't mean it. When you know as well as me, you'd rather see me paralized, Why don't you just come out once and scream it?
No, I do not feel that good when I see the heartbreaks you embrace. If I was a master thief perhaps I'd rob them. And tho I know you're dissatisfied with your position and your place. Don't you understand, its not my problem?
I wish that for just one time you could stand inside my shoes And just for that one moment I could be you. Yes, I wish that for just one time you could stand inside my shoes. You'd know what a drag it is to see you.
Pre...MUD
3 posted on 1/25/2003, 10:52:55 AM by Mudboy Slim (RATZ got NO GRAVITAS!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Short-Haired Country Boy!!" (To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Long-Haired Country Boy")
People say I'm no good, crazy as a loon... 'Cuz I sing songs after midnight, trash Clinton in ev'ry tune! Cuz Slick's like my Ol' Horn'Dog Hound... He likes to play the field gettin' laid! You may not think I'm funny, but I damn-sure got it made...
Folks, I ain't askin' my guv'ment fer nuthin'... 'Cuz I can get it on my own! So if you don't like the songs I'm singin'... LIB'RALS, leave this short-haired country boy alone!
Prez'dent's squawkin' on TeeVee, trashin' some camel named "JOE"... Smirks while betraying our Nation, slaughters innocents in Kosovo!! Left says, "Clinton walks on water," but I don't think that's true. Some of US think Slick's DemocRATZ will be doin' a little walkin' soon!!!
'Cuz Emperor Bill ain't clothed in nuthin'... My Pa says, "You reap what you have sown!" If you don't like the Truth I'm bringin'... You just leave this "MAD libertarian" ALONE!!
(reprise)
Reno tries to delay, but us FReepers got the dirt... DemocRATZ run fer cover, but Rush Limbaugh's words must hurt!! The Lib'rals say, "Ev'rything is fine!" But each politician needs your vote. Slick's holdin' on by the skin of his balls... But RAT Party's become a joke!!
No, I ain't tellin' you Lib'rals nuthin'... That ya'll shouldn't know on your own! So if you don't like the "MUD" I'm slingin'... You just leave ornery Ol' Mudboy ALONE!!
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 07/09/1999 06:16:36 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"You Ain't Seen Nuthin' Yet!!" (To be sung to Bachman-Turner Overdrives' "You ain't seen nuthin' yet...")
Algore's a genteel woah-man... Left's stuck with Al the twig. Lib's knew they had it comin' to 'em... When they bailed out Slick Willie! I think that...late Justice is still Justice... So I'll take what I can git...ummm...uhhh...ugh... Slick taunts at me with big, bold lies...I say... US FReepers shant fergit!! Slick ain't seen n-n-nuthin' yet!! WE'RE RIGHT!! Folks, ain't gonna never let you fergit... F-F-FReepers...you just ain't seen nuthin' yet!!
(Guitar strummin')
Folks, now we're FReepin' Limbaugh... He's my Ol' Man, fer sure!! Bob Barr's got Re-Impeachment... October Surprise, yessir!! MUD says that...late Justice is still Justice!! Gonna take what we can git!! Patriots...what about all those Chinese SPIES?!! Rush says... You ain't seen nuthin' yet... N-N-Nation, we shall see Justice yet!! Come Lib'rals...kneel Leftists... Right ain't never gonna forget, Willie... You ain't seen nuthin' yet!!
You need re-educatin'... Come on back to school!!
Late Justice is still Justice... We'll Dethrone this Tyrant yet!! Yes, we'll FReep the whole Senate!! Folks, Slick just mocks the FRee with his Treasonous LIES!! I say... US FReepers shant fergit!! Bubba, you just ain't seen nuthin' yet!!! Here's somethin'...got yer number...you'll be my pet!! Willie, Slick Willie, you just ain't seen nuthin' yet!! You ain't seen nuthin' yet...that's what Monica told me, Slick!! Mo said you needed an extension... Fer sure...Slick knows he ain't seen nuthin' yet!!
FReegards...MUD
2 Posted on 08/07/2000 21:34:02 PDT by Mudboy Slim
240 posted on 1/31/2003, 8:53:56 PM by Mudboy Slim (The 1990's will be recalled as "The Decade of Fraud"!!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"The Times They Are A'Changin'" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "The Times They Are A-Changin'"
Come gather round, Sheeple...in office and home... And admit that corruption in DeeCee has grown!! Then, demand that JOEZ TREASON shall not be condoned!! WE MUST FIGHT!! Our Nation's worth savin'!! Country, better stop sleepin' or yer souls Left will own... Folks, the times they are a'changin'...
Come, blow-dried twit Networks who tyrannize with your "spin"... Our Prez'dent has spied...WE MUST NOW INDICT HIM!! And CONVICT JOEZ goons...then WE'LL IMPRISON SLICK!! Yes, Carlson's sellin' TRUTH 'bout JOEZ TREASON!! Leftist poltroons, y'know, we'll be FReepin' the Net!! Press, the times they are a'changin'...
Come Senators, Congressmen, please heed our call... Please stand up fer Justice...please tear down Swamp's walls!! Folks, watch how you vote...'cuz we're watchin' y'all!! Battle fer hearts and minds rages... We'll soon FReep yer meetings and clatter yer halls... Pols, the times they are a'changin'...
Come mothers and fathers throughout the Land... Look in yer kids' eyes...they are yer Scottish Clan... Yer sons and yer daughters...look to you, MAKE YER STAND!!! Left's Cold War has moved to this Nation!! Please get out and help us...AIN'T PATRIOTISM GRAND?!! Parents, the times they are a'changin'...
(Excellent harp jammin')
The line has been drawn...foundation's been cast!! WE'LL GIT Biden NOW...THEN IMPRISON SLICK LAST!! Welcome Prez'dent Trump...Justice, get off yer A$$... New World Order is rapidly fadin'!! And the People's Power'll be returned at last... Ohhh, the times they are a'changin'!!
Mudboy Slim
282 posted on 2/14/2003, 7:56:53 AM by Mudboy Slim (NowYawk, NooYawk...lookout, here comes...MUD)
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Title To Be Named!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "When the Whip Comes Down")
Yeah, momma and poppa told me I was crazy to stay I was gay in New York Which is a fag in L.A. So I saved my money And I took a plane Wherever I go they treat me the same
CHORUS: When the whip comes down When the whip comes down When the whip comes down When the whip comes down
I'm going down fifty-third street And they're spitting in my face I'm learning the ropes Yeah I'm learning a trade The east river truckers Is churning with trash I've got so much money That I'm spending so fast
When the whip comes down When the whip comes down When the whip comes down When the whip comes down When the shit hits the fan I'll be sitting on the can When the whip comes down
Yeah, some called me garbage While I was sleeping on the street I never roll And I never cheat I'm filling a need I'm plugging a hole My mama's so glad I ain't on the dole
When the whip comes down When the whip comes down When the shit hits the fan I'm sitting on the can When the whip comes down When the whip comes down
CHORUS: When the whip comes down When the whip comes down When the whip comes down When the whip comes down
INSTRUMENTAL: SOLO OVER TE CHORDS A D -- 7x's
CHORUS: When the whip comes down When the whip comes down When the whip comes down When the whip comes down When the shit hits the fan I'll be sitting on the can When the whip comes down
(Cool Guitar Jammin')
CHORUS: When the whip comes down When the whip comes down When the whip comes down When the whip comes down
FReegards...MUD
414 posted on 2/16/2003, 6:28:55 PM by Mudboy Slim (Git the US Outta the UN...and Git the UN Outta the US!!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Joe Biden's Final Scene" (To be sung to Bob Seger's "The Famous Final Scene")
Watch the Leftists' bridges burn... Yes, JOEZ TREASON, it must end!!! Politicians rise and fall... Biden's spies shall fall, my FRiends!! Ev'ry fool must face his End... Like the Prez'dent and DemWhores!! Lib'rals, no it's not a dream... Folks, MUDZ viewpoint's not extreme... It's JOE Biden's Final Scene!
[To Joe Biden hisse'f] Joe, how you tried to make it work... Did you really think it could? How you LIED to make it last... Did you really think it would? DemocRATZ, Left's stayed too long... Now it's finally time JOEZ freed... Boy, it's finally time you leave! JOE, you know just what I mean... It's JOEZ Resignation Scene!!
Right's been on your case so lo-o-ong... Lib'rals put on quite a sho-o-ow. Their Socialist Values are reviled... RightWing knew that long ago! Now the Media's all upset... And JOEZ lies are getting olde... Next election'll soon be here... And JOEZ Adversaries VO-O-OTE!!!
Nixon's ghost has been revived... And JOE knows it in his heart!! Next, the polls fall through the floor. When JOEZ gone, Kamala starts. As JOE Biden hits the road, JOE looks different...looks deranged... Flying from his gilded cage! Now TRUMPsters take center screen... It's Dem Marxists' Final Scene!!!
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 08/30/1999 20:52:08 PDT by Mudboy Slim (The.bane.of.Lib'r@ls.existence)
Regards...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-08-12 17:12:53 ET
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Title To Be Determined" (Pink Floyd's "The Dogs of War")
Dogs of war and men of hate With no cause, we don't discriminate Discovery is to be disowned Our currency is flesh and bone Hell opened up and put on sale Gather 'round and haggle For hard cash, we will lie and deceive Even our masters don't know the web we weave
One world, it's a battleground One world, and we will smash it down One world ... One world
Invisible transfers, long distance calls, Hollow laughter in marble halls Steps have been taken, a silent uproar Has unleashed the dogs of war You can't stop what has begun Signed, sealed, they deliver oblivion We all have a dark side, to say the least And dealing in death is the nature of the beast
One world, it's a battleground One world, and we will smash it down One world ... One world
The dogs of war don't negotiate The dogs of war won't capitulate, They will take and you will give, And you must die so that they may live You can knock at any door, But wherever you go, you know they've been there before Well winners can lose and things can get strained But whatever you change, you know the dogs remain.
One world, it's a battleground One world, and we will smash it down One world ... One world
Pre...MUD
255 posted on 2/25/2003, 4:41:43 PM by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."Whup Dem RAT-bassTURDZ BUTTS!!")
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Slick's Term is Over!!" (To be sung to Tommy James & the Shondells "Crimson & Clover")
Arrgh... No, Slick hardly knows her... But he thinks he should use her... Invited her over...
Aiigh... Juanita comes walkin' over... But Slick's waitin' to pounce her... Rape her and bite her...over and over...
(Acid-rock jammin')
Yeah...fa la la la la la... "Put some ice on that, baby!"...fa la la la la la... Slick's gotta screw ev-er-y-thing...fa la la la la la... What a TYRANNICAL being!!!...fa la la la la la... But RAPE'S all 'bout Power...Slick's just a COWARD!!!
Crimson and clover...over and over... Clinton's a TRAITOR...his term is over!! Slick's losin' POWER...hour by hour... Rapists are cowards...RAPE'S all 'bout Power!! Slick, yes he raped her...now he's a TRAITOR... Justice will find him...Slick'll die in Prison!!
Mudboy Slim
98 posted on 09/21/2001 3:36 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Left's Weak...We're Strong!!" (To be sung to Gov't Mule's "So Weak, So Strong")
Left's weak, we're strong... Nothing's forever in Left's Universe!! Promise comfort, bring more pain... Left's weak, we're strong!!
DemFreaks are wrong... Spendin' $Trillions feedin' Power-Lust!! Find yer courage or all hope is lost... Left's weak, we're strong!!
Brave men died defending mud... She "endured" seventeen!! GlennBeck cries...I've seen his spirit blaze away... Ignore RATZ LIES, my friends!! Ahhh...ahhh-ahh-ahh...
Left's weak, we're strong... There's only one God in this Universe!! RATZ bring darkness...Truth is Right!! Left's weak, Left's wrong!!
(The BigMan freakin' it on guitar...)
Barry LIES...ALL RATZ are stained!! She "endured" seventeen!! NooYawkSlimes LIES to their readers ev'ry day... Lib'rals DESPISE, my friends!! Ahhh...ahhh-ahh-ahh... Ahhh...ahhh-ahh-ahh...
Left's weak, Left's wrong... Obama really LOATHES our Liberty!! Bold lives without Him's what I seek... Left's weak, MUDZ strong!! Left's weak, we're strong!! There's one Messiah in OUR Universe...
(MUD takin' it home on bongos...)
Mudboy Slim (17 May 2010)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-05-18 15:34:36 ET
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Cheney's Having Fun" (sung to the tune of Aerosmiths Janies Gotta Gun)
Saddum, dum, dum, Hussein what have you done? Saddum, dum, dum, gonna have you on the run Saddum, dum, dum, Uday what have you done? Saddum, dum, dum, you better run better run
Nah, nah, nah, Nah, nah, nah Nah, nah, nah ..
Cheneys havin fun, Cheneys havin fun His hearts real strong, from having angio plasti done Now he can fight the Dems. Slick hes getting scared. They said when Cheney was elected Hed never live through his term It only made him madder, so now Cheneys having fun Press is running away in shame
Cheneys having fun. Cheneys having fun Told Bush he agreed with him, Now Saddam is on the run Uday is now running too, hes like daddy too They tortured little Iraqis
They have got to be insane The grip that the Iraqis were under, The torture and the plunder Cheney knew we had to stop the reign
Run away, Uday run from the pain, Yeah, yeah, Yeah, yeah Run away, Saddam run from the pain, Yeah, yeah, Yeah, Yeah, yeah, Yeah Run away, run away, run, run away.
CherryBomb88
263 posted on 4/13/2003, 1:11:38 PM by cherry_bomb88
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"The WWP was created by the Soviet KGB in 1957, with the initial task of helping the Kremlin create a favorable impression of the 1956 Soviet invasion of Hungary among the trade unions and "colored" population of the United States. It was run by a Soviet-style secretariat whose members were secretly indoctrinated and trained by the KGB, which also financed its day-to-day operation. In 1959 the WWP got its own newspaper, Workers World, which was edited by the KGB's disinformation department. To camouflage Moscow's hand and to give the paper a broader appeal, the early issues showed both Lenin and Trotsky holding up a banner saying, "Colored and White Unite and Fight for a WORKERS WORLD."
By 1978, when I broke with Communism, the WWP newspaper was being secretly edited in Romania under the auspices of the Comintern journal entitled Problems of Peace and Socialism (the English translation of which was called World Marxist Review), which was then headquartered in Bucharest. After the Soviet Union collapsed, the WWP apparently took on a life of its own, as did many other Cold War operations I had been involved with. Currently, the WWP has a national office in New York (55 W. 17th Street) and 18 regional headquarters across the United States, the addresses of which are posted on the Internet. Now the WWP represents itself as a "national Marxist-Leninist party promoting socialism, supporting working class struggles and lesbian/gay/bi/trans liberation, organizing protests, and denouncing racism and sexism." Two of its leaders, Larry Holmes and Monica G. Moorehead, repeatedly ran for president of the United States on the WWP ticket. Both portrayed the United States as a country run by war-mongering governments, and both insinuated that America was full of political prisoners. The WWP newspaper Workers World is also still around and maintains its Cold War rhetoric. Its website states: "We're independent Marxists" whose "goal is solidarity of all the workers and oppressed against this criminal imperialist system." Over the years, the WWP created several front organizations along Soviet lines, such as the Youth Against War and Fascism, the United Labor Action, and the American Servicemen's Union. Most recently the WWP spawned another front called ANSWER, standing for Act Now to Stop War and End Racism, which is run by the same people running the WWP. ANSWER is supported by numerous domestic and foreign Marxist bodies (the Lebanese Communist party, the New Communist party of the Netherlands, the Partido Comunista de la Argentina) and by other anti-American organizations (the Italian Tribunal on NATO Crimes, the Green party USA, the Canadian-Cuban Friendship)."
Communism AIN'T the A.N.S.W.E.R. ...MUD
347 posted on 4/14/2003, 3:50:37 PM by Mudboy Slim (Let America PROPOSE a NEW League of Nations... The League of FReeNations!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Proud Americans!!" (To be sung to Creedence Clearwater Revival's "Proud Mary")
Left a good job in the city, Workin' for The Man ev'ry night and day, And we never waste one minute we're FReepin', We're fightin' fer The Way Things Ought To Be!!
CHORUS: Big wheel keep on turnin', Proud Amer'cans, FReepOn, brothers!! Rollin', rollin', rollin' on the river.
Cleaned a lot of plates in Memphis, Pumped a lot of pain down in New Orleans, But I never saw the good side of the city, 'Til I hitched a ride on a river boat queen.
CHORUS Big wheel keep on turnin', Proud Americans, FReep fer [yer] children, Rollin', rollin', rollin' 'gainst DemLib'rals. Roll on, roll on, roll on...Let's DEFEAT Kamala!!
If you hang out with the Lib'rals, Bet you gonna find RATsheeple are T'WITS. RATZ'll hear yer worries, if you give Dems money, Sheeple who trust Guv'ment are damned IGNORANT!!
CHORUS Patriots, keep on churnin', Proud Amer'cans FReep forever, Rollin', rollin', rollin' 'gainst Kamala. Roll on, roll on, roll on 'gainst Big Guv'ment. Rollin', rollin', rollin' 'gainst Dem Lib'rals. Roll on, roll on, roll on 'gainst Kamala.
Mid...MUD
415 posted on 4/15/2003, 5:29:31 PM by Mudboy Slim
Partially updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Ain't Jokin'!!" (To be sung to Steve Miller Band's "The Joker")
Dem sheeple call MUD a spaced-out boy.....yeah... 'Cuz I see a future that's Just. Some FReepers call me Moe Reese... 'Cuz I seek the Imprisonment of S.C.U.M.**!!
Sheeple squawk, "Let Willie Be!!" Say Right's tellin' you wrong, steerin' you wrong... Well, don't you worry, Nation, don't worry... Cause MUDZ right here--fightin'--right here where he belongs!!
'Cuz MUDZ a FReeper...MUDZ a grinnin'... Slick's a Felon...should be in prison... We'll FReep Left's music 'gainst RATZ S.C.U.M.**!!
I ain't jokin'...Laws've been broken... DemRATZ are misspoken... Demand Justice fer Slick's TREASON!! Wooo Hooooo Wooo Hooo...!!
(CM and the BigMan workin' the guitars)
Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see... Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!! Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time... Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!
Folks, keep FReepin'...'gainst Bill Clinton!! Slick's a Felon...must be imprisoned... We'll sing MUDZ music with Ol' Rush!!
I ain't jokin'...Truth's unspoken... Slick's a Crim'nal Joker!! Nation, REJECT RATZ Commie S.C.U.M.**!!
(Mo' funky guitar)
WOO HOOO WOOO HOOOO...!! FReepers keep talking about Slick Willie... 'Cuz Ol' Slick did US all wrong-ong... Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry, Country!! Cause MUDZ right here...Slick's TOAST!!
Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see... Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!! Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time... Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!
"Always Love You (Like A Good Ole Dog)" (Written and Performed by Oliver Anthony)
Honey, you're like the crack of dawn In the dead of spring When the ground's thawing and the birds are singing Your wild eyes gets my heart to ringing, every time I look And I don't care when I'm an old man What I've got or where I am As long as you're there holding my hand, there Ain't much else that means a damn
I love you like a good ole dog I love you like a muscadine wine I love you like a mud bog back in high school With all my buddies in the summertime I love you like a good ole dog
Life ain't easy on a boy named Sue Or a man bustin' his ass making ends due And I'm sorry sometimes, I let it out on you I thank God that you give it right back And honey, I swear there will come a day Before we're old and our hair's gray We can pack it all up and move away To somewhere in West Virginia Way on up on top of the hill We won't have nothing but time to kill Well, I'll have my hand in yours and I'll be damn sure
I'll always love you like the crack of dawn In the dead of spring When the ground's thawing and the birds are singing Your wild eyes get my heart to ringing, every time I look And I don't care when I'm an old man What I've got or where I am As long as you're there holding my hand, there Ain't much else that means a damn
I love you like a good ole dog I love you like a muscadine wine I love you like a mud bog back in high school With all my buddies in the summertime I'll love you like a good ole dog
Good stuff...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Thunderous Thighs" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Faraway Eyes")
I wuz drivin' home, early Sunday mornin', thru DeeCeeVille... List'nin' to Ol' Mick Jagger on the AM radio station... And the DeeJay said, "You know you always got the Left by your side!" And I wuz so pleased to be informed of this... That I drove thru Slick's Whore House with my four-wheel!! Thank ya, Clinton!! Thank ya, Gore!!
Slick had an arrangement to meet a girl... Another intern date... But Bill thought by the time he got there... She'd be off, she'd be doin' the nearest Senator she could find!! Much to his surprise, there she wuz...pickin' at her thong-wear... Big Mo' Lewinsky, blue beret on her head... Justa girl...with thunderous thighs!!
So if Ol' Hell'ry won't suck... 'Cuz the First Beach don't do guys... Find a girl with thunderous thighs!! And if you're horny and dusty... 'Cuz your wife don't do the jam... Getta girl with thunderous thighs!! Well...
Well, the Lib'rals keep right on sayin'... That all you need to do is send more tax money to the... "Sacred" DeeCee WHORE'd of Guv'ment... Located somewhere in downtown District of Columbia!!
But next week, they'll play my songs on the ray-dee-oh... And all Right's dreams will come true!! Libs're dead...and next week, Lord hear my prayer... Hear me, world...folks, you know what kinda lies Slick spouts... But I'll tell ya...
So now Slick's down on his luck... 'Cuz Ol' Hell'ry don't do guys... Hired a girl...with thunderous thighs!! Now, if you're downright disgusted... And you're tired of Slick's scam... Hire a girl to prove that Slick lies! Yes, now Bill's down on his luck... In jail, Ol' Slick'll soon reside... He'll be the "girl" with pasty white thighs!!
Mudboy Slim
97 Posted on 09/29/2000 08:37:21 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Come Together!!" (To be sung to the Beatles' "Come Together")
Here comes the RightWing...We been buildin' up slowly... We got Donald leadin'...got our troops a'rollin'!! We got Tucker newly freed; MAGA folks ain't jokin', Right's got RATZ on their knees!!
Left fears the Righteous...Libs get whupped at the polls!! Swamp loves TraitorJOEY...RATZ kill little children!! Left's all naive fools...braindead freaks. One thing Right must tell Dems is folks gotzta be FRee!! Come Together, Right NOW...in DeeCee!!
DemRATZ're destructin'...Libs love Eeeee-vil Tyrants!! Left's got zero morals...Swamp's RAT-spine's a crackin'!! RATZ got FReeped down becuz Right's FRee!! Fight the A.N.S.W.E.R. Commies 'cuz we loathe Tyranny!! Come together, Right NOW...help US FReep!!
Right!! Yo...
Keep rollin', Justice...we got Biden runnin'!! Next, beat Ol' Kamala and that Marxist Timmie!! We say, "One and one and one is three!!" RATZ think folks ain't lookin', but we see Tyranny!! Come together, Right NOW!! Fight DeeCee!!
Oh... Come together...yeah!! Come together...yeah!! Come together...yeah!! Come together...yeah!! Come together...yeah!! Come together...yea-eah-eahh!! Come together...yea-eah-eahh!! Come together...yeah!!
Mudboy Slim
1 posted on 9/11/2003, 12:03:46 AM by Mudboy Slim
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Chi-Com Spies!!" (To be sung to the Eagles' "Lyin' Eyes")
Lib'ral Pols just seem so gawl-durned squirrelly... SlickWillie's WHORE'd says, "Trust the Commies' Bile!!" Effete ol' men, will go now to the Jury... They'll fess up and disgrace Swamp's Elite Style. Late last night, most DemocRATZ felt lonely... Reckon every Dolt knows Clinton isn't Right!! And it breaks MUDZ heart to think RATZ love is only... Given to Dem folks who stand fer Rape and Vice!! So RATZ tell Slick they must Vote NOW fer their Country... To support their Nation that the Left's torn down... But Slick knows where RATZ're goin' as they're leavin'... Folks are headed for the FReepin' side of town!!
{start_of_chorus} You can't hide yer ChiComSpies!! Yes...Left's Vile and lost, passion-wise!! I thought by now RATZ'd realize... There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!
On the other side of town, Mudboy is waitin'... With fiery eyes and dreams no RAT shall steal!! He types on through the night, anticipatin'... 'Cuz Slick makes MUD FReep against RATZ sleazy schpiel!! Press rushes to Slick's arms, they'll fall together!! MUD whispers that Bill's goin' to be tried!! RATZ swear that soon they'll be comin' back, emboldened... MUD laughs away and sings "McAuliffe's FRIED!!"
RATZ can't hide their ChiComSpies... And Slick's guile is a thin disguise!! I thought by now Left'd realize... There ain't no way to hide Bill's Brazen Lies!!
RATZ, wake up and pour yerself a strong one... You know now that Left's Stars just keep on LYIN'!! Come Join the Right...We're gonna FReep Dem "Wrong Ones"!! Slick's bed is made...we'll hang him fer his crimes!! Left wonders how it ever got this crazy... RATZ think about the dreams they dreamed in school. Did Left get tired or were RATZ always crazy?! They're so far gone, Left seems just like they're fools!! My, oh my, RATZ sure seem now like deranged things... Press set it up so well, so carefully... Ain't it funny how Left's new lies didn't change things... Left's still the SocialistShills they've always been!!
RATZ can't hide their ChiComSpies... And Slick's guile is a thin disguise!! I thought by now Left'd realize... There ain't no way to hide Bill's Brazen Lies!!
MudboySlim (GOP Tsunami +12hours)
325 posted on 11/06/2002 4:27 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"