Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:345648 Comments:4422
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
"Lib'rals Live to HATE!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Simple Twist of Fate")
Dem RATZ they gather in the Park... To march against "Dubyuh's War"... The Medyuh spin keeps missing the mark... FReep them with yer VOTES!! Give Left hell 'til they're gone... RATZ wish that they weren't freaks... Left's washed up...folks, why must Lib'rals HATE?!
Our Father knows, sosh'lists are banal... Mudboy's righteous tunes keep givin' RATZ hell... We'll rock the world 'cuz freedom's swell... Liberty is burnin' bright!! RATZ fear the dreams of the Right... Clinton is Left's Traitor... Truth is Lib'rals simply live to HATE!!
A megaphone and our flag displayed... The DeeCee FReepers a ruckus made... 'Cuz we're Right...Left's losers're afraid... We're free, we're acting up!! We fought against Slick Willie's scum... Too bad Senate didn't rate... RATZ fergit about that Waco Act of HATE!!
(Mud on harp...)
Folks, wake up...real freedom's rare... Life is good, but it ain't fair... Just tell yerself, "BigGuv'ment Cares!!" Bush is Lib'ral, he ain't Right!! Reagan's Amnesty was vile... Lib'rals, they just cannot relate... Tell me why...why must DemocRATZ HATE?!
Our fabric's rippin'...gate ain't locked... We'll stalk all Dem Lib'rals...Liberty ROCKS!! Sons are gone...still, the Lib'ral Left taunts... RATZ do favors fer Chi-Coms!! Please don't believe the Medyuh spin... Freedom is our fate!! Once more, why must Lib'ral RATbots HATE?!
FReepers tell me, MUD ain't "in"... 'Cuz MAF is mean, while JimRob grins... The nation grieved...we lost the Twins!! Dubyuh's reigned supreme... Amnesty's his dream... But Right is just too great... Fame is but a fickle twist of fate!!
(MUD takin' it home on harmonica...)
Mudboy Slim (6/3/06)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
That's pretty good there, Mudboy Slim. It kind of reminds me of a song long ago sung by Super Tramp, "The Logical Song" where everything is fucking unbelievable.
It's been over 25 years since I parodied that Rush song, and I barely had to update it because the lyrics are even more applicable in today's political environment. I realize that four more years of a Trump Administration isn't going to fix all that ails America these days; however, if the DeeCeeSwamp and the RAT- media are successful in installing the Marxist Harris/AWalz team in the White House, America is screwed.
Good to see you, goldi...I hope you are doing well.
Regards...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Friends of Slick Willie" (To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Friend of the Devil")
We abhor Butch Reno...and we'll take Slick Willie down. Honor 'tis to FReep fer Right till Big Guv'ment's not around. Ya think I'm funnin' as I make my rhymes... But friends of Slick Willie ain't no FRiends of mine!! Leftist HO's defend Slick's Blight... TREASON's why we FReep tonigh-ight!!
Clinton is Pure Evil, knaves...Slick snowed Dem-Medyuh shills!! Cowed the Right from action...let's be Brave and DETHRONE Bill!! Future's Sunny, but we'll first smite Slime... No friend of Bill Clinton is a FRiend of mine!! Leftists know Clinton's not Right... Justice's why we FReep...tonigh-ight!!
I drove on up to DeeCee...brain-dead Lib'rals fought me there. Took my hard-earned dollar bill but we vanquished their PUNK, Terry. Think I'm funnin' but I know what's Right... DemFriends of Bill Clinton should be Doin' Time!! I set goals...ain't 'fraid ta Fight... Justice's why I FReep tonigh-ight!!!
Got two reasons why I stay awake each lonely night. The first one's named Sweet Liberty and she's my heart's delight. Second one is Justice, Willie, Ol' Mudboy's on yer tail!! And when Truth catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!
Gotta wife and children, Slick, but yer thugs shan't cow me!!! Broaddrick says Slick raped her, Tom, but Brokaw said, "BITE ME!!!" Lib'rals' Love Him, but I think Slick's SLIME!! No friend of Slick Willie shall be FRiends o' mine. I set goals, ain't 'fraid ta fight... Justice's why MUD FReeps tonight!!!
(BigMan on guitar, Fireman John on mandolin...justa cookin'!!)
Got two reasons why I FReep away each doggone night. The first one's named Sweet Liberty, my God, I know I'm Right!! Second one is Justice, Terry, MUD knows yer Sordid Tale... And when Truth catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!
Gotta wife and children, Bill, and you got Hillary... Chelsea knows she's not yer child, Webb Hubbell's genes flow free. Think I'm funnin' but Slick's arse is mine!! No friend of Bill Clinton, boy, Justice Be Thine!! Bill can roam...but Slick can't hide!! Justice makes US FReep fer Righ-ight!!
Mudboy Slim
1 posted on 2/10/2002, 2:06:54 AM by Mudboy Slim (Justice@in't.negotiable!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Logical Song" (Written and performed by SuperTramp)
When I was young, it seemed that life was so wonderful A miracle, oh, it was beautiful, magical And all the birds in the trees, well they'd be singing so happily Oh, joyfully, oh, playfully watching me But then they sent me away to teach me how to be sensible Logical, oh, responsible, practical Then they showed me a world where I could be so dependable Oh, clinical, oh, intellectual, cynical
There are times when all the world's asleep The questions run too deep For such a simple man Won't you please, please tell me what we've learned? I know it sounds absurd Please tell me who I am
I said, now, watch what you say, they'll be calling you a radical A liberal, oh, fanatical, criminal Oh, won't you sign up your name? We'd like to feel you're acceptable Respectable, oh, presentable, a vegetable Oh, take, take, take it, yeah
But at night, when all the world's asleep The questions run so deep For such a simple man Won't you please (oh, won't you tell me) Please tell me what we've learned? (Can you hear me?) I know it sounds absurd (Oh, won't you tell me) please tell me who I am Who I am, who I am, who I am
Ooh Hey
'Cause I was feeling so logical Yeah D-D-D-D-D-D-D-Digital Yeah, one, two, three, five Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah Ooh, it's getting unbelievable Yeah Getting, getting, yeah, yeah Uh, uh, uh, uh
Pre...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"SlickBoy Willie" (To be sung to the Beatles' "Sexy Sadie")
SlickBoy Willie...what have you done?!! You made a fool of everyone... You made a fool of everyone... SlickBoy Willie...ooh...yer red-neck scum!!
EX-Prez'dent Clinton...you broke the rules! You sprayed it 'roun' for all to see... You sold US out fer Chi-Com green!! SlickBoy Willie...oooh...you treach'rous FOOL!! One sunny day, the world was Lustin' fer some Justice!! RATZ came along to turn on everyone Rapist Willie...the greatest of them all!!
Waco Sadist...when did you know?! The world was waiting just for you The world was waiting just for you SlickBoy Willie, oooh how did you know?
Chairman T-Mac...you'll get yers yet!! However big you think you are... However big you think you are... Traitor T-Mac...oooh...you'll get yers yet
We gave her everything we owned just to sit at her table Just a smile would lighten everything Sexy Sadie she's the latest and the greatest of them all
He made a fool of everyone SlickBoy Willie... However big you think you are SlickBoy Willie...
G F# A#m C D G F# F D ... (and fade)
FReegards...MUD
468 posted on 7/22/2002, 10:51:53 PM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Ol' Waco" (To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young's "Ohio")
Kids slaughtered and Clinton's bloody... The blame it is all Slick's own... That April, Bill fried the cheeeldren... Scores dead in Ol' Waco!! Folks, we shan't bow to him... Righteous shall detach Slick's crown... Shouldda RESIGNED long ago!! What did Slick do when "Reno" blitzkreig'd the Carmel Compound?! Rapist-in-Chief cheered his 'HO"!!!
La la la la la la la la... La la la la la la la... La la la la la la la la... La la la la la la la...
Sic Semper Tyrannis...FReepers, we must cast Slick down!!! History shall record it so!! What did Med'yuh do when 78 folks were torched to the ground?! How could Gore run when he know'd?!
Kids BUTCHERED by Clinton's bombin'... Why DID we raze Kosovo?!! War Criminals demand Justice!! [Thousands of] Serbs dead in Kosovo... Kids dead in Kosovo... Four dead in Ohio?! Scores dead in Ol' Waco!! How many more?!! Why weren't US Sheeple told?! REJECT RATZ MEDYUH WHORE'D!!!
Mudboy Slim
82 posted on 8/7/2002, 10:31:22 AM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Slick's DemocRATZ" (To be sung to Bruce Springteen's "Pink Cadillac")
Left may think we're foolish... Fer the righteous things we do. Slick, you wonder why we haunt you... Why you insult our values like you do. Slick Willie, you are a SCUMBAG... There ain't no secret 'bout that!! So, come on over here and LISTEN... Willie, I'll spill the facts! Slick Willie, it ain't yer Country... Indictment'll be proof of that!! We loathe you fer yer Waco Attack... Nukes to Chinese... Rapin' Broaddrick... Uzi'in' down the FRee... Skankin' on young girls... Bullyin' the Right... Spendin' all our money fightin' 'gainst what's Right!! Willie, I just wonder... Why Lib'rals still cut you slack... With yer knife in their backs... Slick's Dumb Ol' RATZ!!!
Bill Clinton desecrates his Bible... Bombs Nations justa show he's strong!! There's always another temptress... EX-Prez'dent just oughtta know doin' interns is WRONG!! Chi-Coms bought you, Bill, with Silver... Slick, you sold our NUKES fer Gold!! Tyrants BRIBE Ol' Slick with treasures... National Security's been SOLD!! Lewinsky tempted Clinton with her strap thong... Slick said, "Lemme snort a li'l crack!!" Just another of Slick's DemocRATZ!! INDICT the CREEP... Next, WE SHALL CONVICT!! In jail, Slick'll sleep!! Prison's Slick's New World... Prison's only right... Savin' all his lovin' fer a cellmate named Dwight!! Willie, I just wonder if you'll sleep well in yer rack... Or will YOU simply crack?!
Now some folks say we're too BOLD... We should "show more class." Some folks say we're too cold... Well, RATZ can kiss my A$$!! This Country is bigger than Bill Clinton... It's bigger than the Med'yuh, too!! Clinton, there's only one thing... That I must say to you... "Slick Willie...Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!" FReepers, we must go on the attack... And kick the butts of all Slick's DemocRATZ!! Slick's DemocRATZ...Slick's DemocRATZ...Slick's DemocRATZ...
(Fade to finish...)
Yip yip yip YEEEEE-HAAAAWWWWWWW...MUD
122 posted on 8/13/2002, 12:51:03 AM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Oppression's Wrong!!" (To be sung to Bob Marley's "Redemption Song")
Ohh, pat'riots...Left, they rob US... Bold Right, shed yer chains for whips!! Minions chatter while we fight... RATZ are socialist pimps!! Folks, MUDZ band shall stand strong... As we strike the High and Mighty!! Move forward...go "X"-Generation...triumphantly!! Won't you help US sing... MUDZ Songs of Freedom?! 'Cuz the Right's takin' stands... Oppression's Wrong!! Defeat Swamp's SCUM!!
Emancipate yerself from Left's enslavement... Some like Limbaugh shall FReep fer Right!! Have no fear of sources of energy... Next, patriots gonna break Left's spine!! How long shall RATZ steal my profits... As we subsidize Left's KOOKS?! Ooh!! Come play, let's be a part of it... Recall the day NooYawk shook!! Won't you help MUD sing... Bold songs of FReepin'?! Folks, RightWing's takin' stands!! Corruption's Wrong!! Oppression's Wrong!! Big Guv'ment's Wrong!!
(BigMan on guitar)
Emancipate yerself from Left's enslavement... Some like Limbaugh shall FReep fer Right!! Woah!! Have no fear of sources of energy... Next, Righteous gonna break Left's spine!! How long shall RATZ steal our profits... As we subsidize Left's KOOKS?! Ooh!! Come play, let's be a part of it... Recall the day DeeCee shook!! Won't you help MUD sing... Dese songs of FReepin'?! Folks, RightWing's takin' stands!! Big Guv'ment's Wrong!! All y'all join the Band... Oppression's Wrong!! We sing of FReedom... Songs of FReedom!!
Mudboy Slim (12 April 2006)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
Mudboy Slim posted on 2020-02-04 16:56:01 ET
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Superb, Mudboy Slim! When I first heard this song in the 70's, I never realized I was thinking ahead for the future of this country. The lyrics speak for themselves.
"New Bridge to FReedom!!" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Stairway To Heaven")
(TheBigMan on twelve-string...MUD on flute...)
There's a Party who's sure... All Left's Minions Are Dolts... They're defilin' Right's New Bridge to FReedom. When Left first hears...they know... Medyuh WHORE'd is RATZ "Ho"!! HollyWeirdSlick will git what he raped for. Ooh~ooh~ooh Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh. And RATZ're lyin' 'bout Slick Willie's Treason. There are signs Left Shall Fall!! 'Cuz Truth haunts Left fer sure... And you know Willie's words have no meaning. In a cave, reading books, There's a Patriot who sings... "Lib'rals, all of yer thoughts are Barb Streisand!!"
Oooh...it makes me wonder. Ooooh...don't it make YOU wonder?!
There's a feelin' I get... When I look at the Left, And my spirit starts crying "They're dimwits!!" Yes, MUDZ thoughts Right Shall Sing... Rings of smoke from MUDZ cave... Heed the voices of those who hear Limbaugh!!
Oooh...Rush makes me wonder. Oooh...don't Rush make Left shudder?!
Next, MUD whispered that soon... "If Right all sings in tune... Then, Donald Trump shall lead us with Reason!!" And a new day will dawn... For those who stand strong... And our children will burst out in laughter!! (Does Anybody Remember Laughter?!!)
If there's a question in your head, folks, Don't be alarmed now... It's a reaction to the Swamp's Queen!! Yes, there are two paths you can go by, And, my Lib'ral FRiends, Folks, there's still time to change the road you're on!!
Folks, it makes me wonder. Ahhh~ah-oh~hoh.
The Left is drownin' and RATZ won't go... To where Ol' Slick's goin'... Tucker C's callin' you to join him!! Sweet ladies, can you hear Left's Lies Flow?! And did you know... Yer FReedom lies with the RighteousRightWi~hahh~ah-ohh?
And as we Fight DemLib'ral HO's... Dutch Reagan's larger than Left knows. There walks a Nation Strong and Bold!! Who knows what's Right...WE want to show... How America's future is gold... And if you listen very hard... MUDZ tunes will come to you at last. When all are 0one and Guv'ment's small-yeah... 'Cuz Right Shall Rock and Then We'll Ro__ll!!
Yes, Right's Building a New Bridge to FReedom!!
Regards...MUD
1 posted on 11/15/2002, 4:06:27 PM by Mudboy Slim
Minor updates today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"RATZ Smell!!" (To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "That Smell")
Loose-lipped hotties...and Chi-Com Whores... Constitution's in Left's way!! RATZ're fear and smoke's simply a joke... Look what's going on, you RAT Fools!! Ooooh...RATZ smell!! Can't you smell RATZ smell?!! Ooooh...RATZ smell!! The stench of death surrounds you!! YEEEEEEaaaaaaahhhh!!
Limbaugh's Legions are upon you... Folks shall FReep Slick 'til he's GONE!! So take another toke, have a blow fer yer nose... 'Til Left thinks, Right shall drown you!! HELL, YEAH!! Ooooh...RATZ smell!! Can't you smell that smell?! Ooooh...Libs smell!! Vince Foster's Death condemns you!!
Lib'rals call Slick "Prince Charming"... He'll squeal'n'purr when cellmates find Slick's groove. Think you'll be all right with all yer money... But tomorrow, Dwight shall be buggerin' you!! Ooooh...Slick'll squeeeeeal!! Won't you help US tell?! Ooooh...RATZ smell!! Ol' Ron Brown's Death astounds you!!
Slick, yer a fool, dude!! Yep, Right'll FReep ya 'til yer gone!! We know yer a Treas'nous Whore!!
One little problem that confronts you Got Ol' Mudboy on yer back... Just one more fix, Bill, might do the trick... One hell of a price for you to get your kicks!! Ooooh...RATZ smell!! I can't stand Swamp's smell!! Ooooh...Trash Bill!! Paul Wellstone's Death was all you!! Ooooh...Slick smells!! Right Shall Fight Like Hell!! Ooooh...RATZ smell!! We'll RE-Impeach'n'Convict You!!
TGIFReegards...Mudboy Slim
155 posted on 11/22/2002, 10:21:08 AM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Show Yer Rage!!" (To be sung to Bob Seger's "Turn the Page")
He's all wrong, this loathsome liar, The Beast From Arkansas... Can you condone Ol' Slick's intern moanin'... Humpin' Bill's four-inch Ceegah?! Can you ignore how he treats women... Or the girls Willie's Lust destroyed?! Folks, your thoughts must soon be wondering...the way mine always do... "Why'd we give Slick so much Power...when he's such a gawl-durned fool?" Now you know why folks missed Reagan... I'm just glad Clinton's term is through...mmmmmm...
See, here's the scam...crimes been bold, my FRiends... More than a Man...humpin' his page... He must go!! CONVICT Slick, my FRiends... Must be BOLD...Left'll feel our RAGE!
Well, Dem Lib'rals are so arrogant...Left's got no Moral Code! Still, they spew their lies and "spin you"... As if you just got off the Boat! You pretend the Press don't bother you... But you just want to explode...!!! Most times you can't hear 'em talk...other times you can... All the same ol' cliches..."Radical Christian"..."Righteous Man". But, you always seem outnumbered...Right don't dare make a stand.
Here's The Plan, get control again... Fight da Man, show'em your Rage... LEFT MUST KNOW!! JAIL their WHORE, my FRiends... When we're BOLD, we'll turn the page...
Out there on your jobsites...you think ev'rything's "Okay"... While bit by bit your Liberties...are slowly sucked away! As the cash flows from your wallet...you stay just beneath the fray. Later in the evening, as you lie awake in bed... With the echoes of EX-Prez'dent's lies...ringin' in your head... How you try, but you just can't forget... All your forefathers who bled... They bled for you...we didn't want a King!! We've got laws...put Slick in a Cage!! Left don't know...how to feel our pain! When we VOTE, they'll know our rage!! Ah, there Slick is...in the News again... DemocRATZ, where's YOUR outrage?! SLICK MUST GO!! Right's in charge again!! There Slick goes...Where? Think I know-ow!
FReegards...MUD
103 posted on Friday, December 07, 2001 4:58:27 AM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"The Lib'rals' Fate!!" (To be sung to the Eagles' "The Sad Cafe")
We're from the RighteousRight...RATZ Reign's finally stallin'... Facts are not FRiends of Socialists...RATZ Lies are steeped in HATE!! Out of the TrueBlue Right, Left's past came softly calling... And MUD remembers the times Left spent, decidin' Lib'rals' Fate!!
Ohhhh, it seemed like a holy place protected by RATZ HATE of Race... Slim would sing Right out loud those things we could not say!! MUD knows we can change this World...with words like "Love" and "FReedom!!" And we were part of that heroic crowd who sealed the RATZscum's FATE!!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh...we do what is Right!! We would meet on that beautiful shore in the sweet by and by
(acoustic solo)
Some of our dreams came true and some just passed away And some just stayed behind inside the Sad Café
The clouds roll in Hid that shore Now that glory train It don't stop here no more
Now I look at the years gone by and wonder at the powers that be I don't know why fortune smiles on some and lets the rest go free And baby now that time has drawn the faces I recall But things in this life change very slowly if they ever change at all There's no use in asking why, it just turned out that way So meet me at midnight baby inside the Sad Café Why don't you meet me at midnight baby inside the Sad Café
Mid...MUD
276 posted on 12/27/2002, 4:40:00 PM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Terry's Lyin'!!" (To be sung to Van Halen's "Jamie's Cryin'")
Slim saw the look in PUNK's eyes, MUD knew he's better!! MUD asked his FRiends to Fight!! FReepers, it's now or never!! Slick makes US feel so MAD!!! Oh, whoa, whoa, Terry's cryin'... Oh, whoa, whoa, T-Mac's lyin'!! McAuliffe finally said, "All right!! MUD, as a Man, yer much BETTER!! MUD, I am afraid to Fight, ah, oh, so all my ties I'll now sever!!" MUD said to send Slick a letter, uh yeah yeah... Uh just to try to make yerself feel better It said "Willie (Yer Gonna Fall, YOU Slime!!") And Slick knows Justice'll git 'em!! Oh, whoa, whoa, Fairy's cryin'!! Oh, whoa, whoa, Terry's lyin'!! Now country's been in love before (ahhh) And we know what Power is for (ahhh) It should mean, a little, a little more (ahhh) Than one night stands, whoo!!
MUDZ gonna send Slick a letter, uh yeah yeah Just to Let Slick Knows Who's Gonna Git HIM!! Slim sang "Willie (Yer Gonna Fall, You Slime!!) 'Cuz the T-Mac's a BedWetter!!" Oh, whoa, whoa, Lib'ral's cryin'... Oh, whoa, whoa, LeftWing's Dyin'... Oh, whoa, whoa, RATZ'll be FRyin'... Oh, whoa, whoa, Clinton's Lyin'... Oh, whoa, whoa, Slick'll Be Whinin'!!
Heh heh heh...MUD
285 posted on 12/29/2002, 9:08:17 AM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Slick Willie's Bombed!!" (To be sung to BB King's "The Thrill is Gone")
The thrill is gone, Slick Willie's gone away!! Yes, Bill is gone, Lib'rals, Slick Murdered Ron Brown, he did!! You Know Slick's Done US Wrong, Nation, And it's High Time Slick Willie Paid!!
Yes, Bill, yer done, Punk ain't gettin' 'way from me, Right AIN'T Movin' On, Willie, Yer shrill Medyuh can't help ya stay FRee!! Although, RATZ'll still live on, It'll be without Slick Willie!!
Yes, Willie's Bombed... Bill Clinton, he ain't no good!! Oh, yes Bill has bombed babies, Says killin' kids is good, Someday, Slick knows chicks'll shun sick charms, Ladies... Just like all Righteous Men do!!
You know I FReep...FReepin' YOU, Willie!! Right's FRee from yer spell, Bill, we'll FReep...FReep Fer Justice!! Right'll FReep you, TraitorBill!! Boy, you know that it's all over, Slick, we're gonna FReep you straight to Hell!!
Heh heh heh...Mudboy Slim
480 posted on 1/6/2003, 10:05:38 PM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Positively 4th Street" (Written and performed by Bob Dylan)
You've gotta lotta nerve, to say you are my friend. When I was down, you just stood there grinnin'. You've gotta lotta nerve, to say you got a helping hand to lend. You just want to be on the side that's winnin'
You say you've lost your faith, but that's not where its at. Ya have no faith to lose - an' ya know it. Do you take me for such a fool, to think I'd make contact With a one who tries to hide what he don't know to begin with?
You see me on the street. You always act surprised. Ya say "How are you?" "Good luck." But ya don't mean it. When you know as well as me, you'd rather see me paralized, Why don't you just come out once and scream it?
No, I do not feel that good when I see the heartbreaks you embrace. If I was a master thief perhaps I'd rob them. And tho I know you're dissatisfied with your position and your place. Don't you understand, its not my problem?
I wish that for just one time you could stand inside my shoes And just for that one moment I could be you. Yes, I wish that for just one time you could stand inside my shoes. You'd know what a drag it is to see you.
Pre...MUD
3 posted on 1/25/2003, 10:52:55 AM by Mudboy Slim (RATZ got NO GRAVITAS!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Short-Haired Country Boy!!" (To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Long-Haired Country Boy")
People say I'm no good, crazy as a loon... 'Cuz I sing songs after midnight, trash Clinton in ev'ry tune! Cuz Slick's like my Ol' Horn'Dog Hound... He likes to play the field gettin' laid! You may not think I'm funny, but I damn-sure got it made...
Folks, I ain't askin' my guv'ment fer nuthin'... 'Cuz I can get it on my own! So if you don't like the songs I'm singin'... LIB'RALS, leave this short-haired country boy alone!
Prez'dent's squawkin' on TeeVee, trashin' some camel named "JOE"... Smirks while betraying our Nation, slaughters innocents in Kosovo!! Left says, "Clinton walks on water," but I don't think that's true. Some of US think Slick's DemocRATZ will be doin' a little walkin' soon!!!
'Cuz Emperor Bill ain't clothed in nuthin'... My Pa says, "You reap what you have sown!" If you don't like the Truth I'm bringin'... You just leave this "MAD libertarian" ALONE!!
(reprise)
Reno tries to delay, but us FReepers got the dirt... DemocRATZ run fer cover, but Rush Limbaugh's words must hurt!! The Lib'rals say, "Ev'rything is fine!" But each politician needs your vote. Slick's holdin' on by the skin of his balls... But RAT Party's become a joke!!
No, I ain't tellin' you Lib'rals nuthin'... That ya'll shouldn't know on your own! So if you don't like the "MUD" I'm slingin'... You just leave ornery Ol' Mudboy ALONE!!
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 07/09/1999 06:16:36 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"You Ain't Seen Nuthin' Yet!!" (To be sung to Bachman-Turner Overdrives' "You ain't seen nuthin' yet...")
Algore's a genteel woah-man... Left's stuck with Al the twig. Lib's knew they had it comin' to 'em... When they bailed out Slick Willie! I think that...late Justice is still Justice... So I'll take what I can git...ummm...uhhh...ugh... Slick taunts at me with big, bold lies...I say... US FReepers shant fergit!! Slick ain't seen n-n-nuthin' yet!! WE'RE RIGHT!! Folks, ain't gonna never let you fergit... F-F-FReepers...you just ain't seen nuthin' yet!!
(Guitar strummin')
Folks, now we're FReepin' Limbaugh... He's my Ol' Man, fer sure!! Bob Barr's got Re-Impeachment... October Surprise, yessir!! MUD says that...late Justice is still Justice!! Gonna take what we can git!! Patriots...what about all those Chinese SPIES?!! Rush says... You ain't seen nuthin' yet... N-N-Nation, we shall see Justice yet!! Come Lib'rals...kneel Leftists... Right ain't never gonna forget, Willie... You ain't seen nuthin' yet!!
You need re-educatin'... Come on back to school!!
Late Justice is still Justice... We'll Dethrone this Tyrant yet!! Yes, we'll FReep the whole Senate!! Folks, Slick just mocks the FRee with his Treasonous LIES!! I say... US FReepers shant fergit!! Bubba, you just ain't seen nuthin' yet!!! Here's somethin'...got yer number...you'll be my pet!! Willie, Slick Willie, you just ain't seen nuthin' yet!! You ain't seen nuthin' yet...that's what Monica told me, Slick!! Mo said you needed an extension... Fer sure...Slick knows he ain't seen nuthin' yet!!
FReegards...MUD
2 Posted on 08/07/2000 21:34:02 PDT by Mudboy Slim
240 posted on 1/31/2003, 8:53:56 PM by Mudboy Slim (The 1990's will be recalled as "The Decade of Fraud"!!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"The Times They Are A'Changin'" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "The Times They Are A-Changin'"
Come gather round, Sheeple...in office and home... And admit that corruption in DeeCee has grown!! Then, demand that JOEZ TREASON shall not be condoned!! WE MUST FIGHT!! Our Nation's worth savin'!! Country, better stop sleepin' or yer souls Left will own... Folks, the times they are a'changin'...
Come, blow-dried twit Networks who tyrannize with your "spin"... Our Prez'dent has spied...WE MUST NOW INDICT HIM!! And CONVICT JOEZ goons...then WE'LL IMPRISON SLICK!! Yes, Carlson's sellin' TRUTH 'bout JOEZ TREASON!! Leftist poltroons, y'know, we'll be FReepin' the Net!! Press, the times they are a'changin'...
Come Senators, Congressmen, please heed our call... Please stand up fer Justice...please tear down Swamp's walls!! Folks, watch how you vote...'cuz we're watchin' y'all!! Battle fer hearts and minds rages... We'll soon FReep yer meetings and clatter yer halls... Pols, the times they are a'changin'...
Come mothers and fathers throughout the Land... Look in yer kids' eyes...they are yer Scottish Clan... Yer sons and yer daughters...look to you, MAKE YER STAND!!! Left's Cold War has moved to this Nation!! Please get out and help us...AIN'T PATRIOTISM GRAND?!! Parents, the times they are a'changin'...
(Excellent harp jammin')
The line has been drawn...foundation's been cast!! WE'LL GIT Biden NOW...THEN IMPRISON SLICK LAST!! Welcome Prez'dent Trump...Justice, get off yer A$$... New World Order is rapidly fadin'!! And the People's Power'll be returned at last... Ohhh, the times they are a'changin'!!
Mudboy Slim
282 posted on 2/14/2003, 7:56:53 AM by Mudboy Slim (NowYawk, NooYawk...lookout, here comes...MUD)
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Title To Be Named!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "When the Whip Comes Down")
Yeah, momma and poppa told me I was crazy to stay I was gay in New York Which is a fag in L.A. So I saved my money And I took a plane Wherever I go they treat me the same
CHORUS: When the whip comes down When the whip comes down When the whip comes down When the whip comes down
I'm going down fifty-third street And they're spitting in my face I'm learning the ropes Yeah I'm learning a trade The east river truckers Is churning with trash I've got so much money That I'm spending so fast
When the whip comes down When the whip comes down When the whip comes down When the whip comes down When the shit hits the fan I'll be sitting on the can When the whip comes down
Yeah, some called me garbage While I was sleeping on the street I never roll And I never cheat I'm filling a need I'm plugging a hole My mama's so glad I ain't on the dole
When the whip comes down When the whip comes down When the shit hits the fan I'm sitting on the can When the whip comes down When the whip comes down
CHORUS: When the whip comes down When the whip comes down When the whip comes down When the whip comes down
INSTRUMENTAL: SOLO OVER TE CHORDS A D -- 7x's
CHORUS: When the whip comes down When the whip comes down When the whip comes down When the whip comes down When the shit hits the fan I'll be sitting on the can When the whip comes down
(Cool Guitar Jammin')
CHORUS: When the whip comes down When the whip comes down When the whip comes down When the whip comes down
FReegards...MUD
414 posted on 2/16/2003, 6:28:55 PM by Mudboy Slim (Git the US Outta the UN...and Git the UN Outta the US!!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Joe Biden's Final Scene" (To be sung to Bob Seger's "The Famous Final Scene")
Watch the Leftists' bridges burn... Yes, JOEZ TREASON, it must end!!! Politicians rise and fall... Biden's spies shall fall, my FRiends!! Ev'ry fool must face his End... Like the Prez'dent and DemWhores!! Lib'rals, no it's not a dream... Folks, MUDZ viewpoint's not extreme... It's JOE Biden's Final Scene!
[To Joe Biden hisse'f] Joe, how you tried to make it work... Did you really think it could? How you LIED to make it last... Did you really think it would? DemocRATZ, Left's stayed too long... Now it's finally time JOEZ freed... Boy, it's finally time you leave! JOE, you know just what I mean... It's JOEZ Resignation Scene!!
Right's been on your case so lo-o-ong... Lib'rals put on quite a sho-o-ow. Their Socialist Values are reviled... RightWing knew that long ago! Now the Media's all upset... And JOEZ lies are getting olde... Next election'll soon be here... And JOEZ Adversaries VO-O-OTE!!!
Nixon's ghost has been revived... And JOE knows it in his heart!! Next, the polls fall through the floor. When JOEZ gone, Kamala starts. As JOE Biden hits the road, JOE looks different...looks deranged... Flying from his gilded cage! Now TRUMPsters take center screen... It's Dem Marxists' Final Scene!!!
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 08/30/1999 20:52:08 PDT by Mudboy Slim (The.bane.of.Lib'r@ls.existence)
Regards...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-08-12 17:12:53 ET
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"