Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:351892 Comments:4422
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
Happy Holy Daze...even to the Marxist MORONZ amongst us...SantaMUD
"Sick and Tired"
Im sick of being sick and tired, Yes something has to give. It could not be my lifestyle, You know the way I live. So if I say, Im sick and tired, Please take it with a grain. Im really only sick and tired, Of folks without a brain. The democrats, the libral press, The folks in Hollywood. They really want to wreck this land, These folks arent up to good. Dont vote for dems, they mean you harm, Dont buy the New York Times. Dont go to see the movie show, Please dont support these slimes. You see they need your money to, Continue their crusade. Lets cut them off and then well see, The idiots parade. Theyll whine and squeal that we arent fair, That we have censored speech. No they can say what they will say, But they arent out of reach. The reach of Free America, To say enoughs, enough. Theyll find that down here on the ground, Life can sure be tough.
Flurry (11/4/03)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#363. To: Vinny, nolu_chan, Jethro Tull, meguro, ferret mike, war, Jhoffa_, sneakypete, Fred Mertz, Badeye, Landru, HappyGal, goldilucky, Deckard (#359)
"FWIW...The Righteous Shall Triumph!!" (To be sung to Buffalo Springfield's "For What It's Worth")
There's somethin' happenin' here... It ain't Right...Vile Left, they Rule by Fear!! ATF men in a tank over there, Slaughterin' kids whilst they knelt in prayer!! It's high time we INDICT T-Mac...PUNK Dem's Clown!! DNC Chairman...who killed Ron Brown?!!
There's bad men doin' Wrong... They'll win The Fight, unless the Right is Strong!! Bold people must speak OUR minds... We're gettin' too much resistance from OUR side!! It's time we ROUT Lib'rals, TRASH DemClowns!! High time fer Justice to now Rebound!!
BIDEN feels he can't be beat... Media Poltroons, they're Effete!! Forgivin' wrongs, Press parrots JOEZ LIES!! Most of them say, "JOE BIDENZ OUR GUY!!" It's time we STOP DemRATZ...Stop DemClowns!! Big Guv'ment's shakin' OUR Country down!!
Rev-o-lutions start slow...but Limbaugh's Legions shall grow!! Evil Wins when the Good are afraid!! Step outta line...the time's come fer Right to hold sway!! We shall INDICT T-Mac...Stop Left's Clown!! All ya good Patriots, come help us out!! We gotta STOP BIDEN...Crush RATZ Crown!! Ev'rybody help what's goin' down!! We're gonna STOP Lib'rals...STOP DemClowns!! Destroy Socialism...let's do it NOW!!
FReegards...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#365. To: Admin Moderator, Sidebar Moderator, Southack, PhiKapMom, dead, diotima, Bob J, conservativemusician, BigMan (#363)
"Ain't Jokin'!!" (To be sung to Steve Miller Band's "The Joker")
Dem sheeple call MUD a spaced-out boy.....yeah... 'Cuz I see a future that's Just. Some FReepers call me Moe Reese... 'Cuz I seek the Imprisonment of S.C.U.M.**!!
Sheeple squawk, "Let Willie Be!!" Say Right's tellin' you wrong, steerin' you wrong... Well, don't you worry, Nation, don't worry... Cause MUD's right here--fightin'--right here where he belongs!!
'Cuz MUD's a FReeper...MUD's a grinnin'... Slick's a Felon...should be in prison... We'll FReep Left's music 'gainst RATS' S.C.U.M.**!!
I ain't jokin'...Laws've been broken... DemRATS' are misspoken... Demand Justice fer Slick's TREASON!! Wooo Hooooo Wooo Hooo...!!
(CM and the BigMan workin' the guitars)
Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see... Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!! Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time... Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!
Folks, keep FReepin'...'gainst Bill Clinton!! Slick's a Felon...must be imprisoned... We'll sing MUD's music with Ol' Rush!!
I ain't jokin'...Truth's unspoken... Slick's a Crim'nal Joker!! Nation, REJECT RATS' Commie S.C.U.M.**!!
(Mo' funky guitar)
WOO HOOO WOOO HOOOO...!! FReepers keep talking about Slick Willie... 'Cuz Ol' Slick did US all wrong-ong... Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry, Country!! Cause MUD's right here...Slick's TOAST!!
Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see... Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!! Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time... Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!
BWAHAHA...MUD
756 posted on 12/26/2003, 1:27:24 AM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Keep OUR Votes to Ourselves!!" (To be sung to the Georgia Satellites' "Keep Yer Hands to Yerself")
We gotta little change in the offin'...gonna fight fer the RightWing... Gonna call you on the telephone, Dubyuh...fer the Right we shall sing!! 'Cuz each time Right votes, we get the same old thing... Always mo' guv'ment, mo' spending, well, we shan't fergit our dreams!! Now Dubyuh, now Congress, don't put our trust upon no shelf... We say, "Don't feed US no lies...we'll keep our votes to ourselves!!"
Now, Dubyuh and the RINOs, why you wanna treat US this way?! Bush, Right's still yers to employ...DemonRATS can't feel our pain!! Righteous shall remake history...yer The Man of the Hour!! Right says, "Slash spending, cut Guv'ment...if you wanna stay in Power!!" Now Dubyuh, our Nation, don't put our trust upon no shelf... Right says, "Don't feed US no lies...or we'll keep our votes to ourselves!!"
(ConservativeMusician workin' the axe!!...MUD on harp...)
C'mon, Dubyuh, let's go.........oh yeah!!
Ya see, Right wants it real bad and Left's about to give in... Now's when we start a'talkin' 'bout less pork...make our Guv'ment more Slim!! Right says, "Dubyuh, we'll support ya fer the rest of our lives!!" We said, "Big Guv'ment's fer sissies...don't you make it yer life!!" Now Dubyuh, now Congress, don't put our trust upon no shelf!! Right said, "Don't feed US no lies...or we'll keep your votes to ourselves!!"
(CM jammin' BIG-TIME...........plus MUD on harp)
Hell, yeah...MUD
695 posted on 12/23/2003, 2:15:26 PM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
TRAITOR JOE is already a Lame Duck POTUS!! Rumor is Ol' KamelToez will RESIGN, be replaced by the HildaBeast as VEEP... Then PUTIN poisons TRAITOR JOE... Making the HildaBeast the RAT Standard-Bearer in 2024, running 4 POTUS as an Incumbent..
Not entireLEE implausible, imho...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Chi-Com Spies!!" (To be sung to the Eagles' "Lyin' Eyes")
Lib'ral Pols just seem so gawl-durned squirrelly... SlickWillie's Whore'd says, "Trust the Commies' Bile!!" Effete ol' men, will go now to the Jury... They'll fess up and disgrace Left's Elite Style. Late last night, most DemonRATS felt lonely... Reckon every Dolt knows Clinton isn't Right!! And it breaks MUD's heart to think RATS' love is only... Given to Dem folks who stand fer Rape and Vice!! So RATS tell Slick they must Vote NOW fer their Country... To support their Nation that the Left's torn down... But Slick knows where RATS're goin' as they're leavin'... Left is headed for the FReepin' side of town!!
{start_of_chorus} You can't hide yer ChiComSpies!! Yes...Left's Vile and lost, passion-wise!! I thought by now RATS'd realize... There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!
On the other side of town, Mudboy is waitin'... With fiery eyes and dreams no RAT shall steal!! He types on through the night, anticipatin'... 'Cuz Slick makes MUD FReep away RATS' sleazy schpiel!! Left rushes to Slick's arms, they'll fall together!! MUD whispers that Bill's goin' to be tried!! RATS swear that soon they'll be comin' back, emboldened... MUD laughs away and sings "McAuliffe's FIRED!!"
RATS can't hide their ChiComSpies... And Slick's guile is a thin disguise!! I thought by now Left'd realize... There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!
RATS, wake up and pour yerself a strong one... You know now that Left's Stars just keep on LYIN'!! Come Join the Right...We're gonna FReep the Wrong Ones!! Slick's bed is made...we'll hang him fer his crimes!! Left wonders how it ever got this crazy... RATS think about the dreams they dreamed in school. Did Left get tired or were RATS always crazy?! They're so far gone, Left seems just like they're fools!! My, oh my, RATS sure seem now like deranged things... Press set it up so well, so carefully... Ain't it funny how Left's new life didn't change things Left's still the SocialistShills they've always been!!
RATS can't hide their ChiComSpies... And Slick's guile is a thin disguise!! I thought by now Left'd realize... There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!
MudboySlim (GOP Tsunami +12hours)
325 posted on 11/06/2002 4:27 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
The country is not destroyed, we just have too many braindead DemocRATZ temporarily in positions of power. Don't worry, though...2022 promises to be a year in which patriotic Americans STAND UP and rid ourselves of these moronic Marxist DemocRATic anti-American assholes in Congress, Then in 2024, the Trump Revolution will be back to Remake America Great YET Again!!!
Happy New Year, Lefty...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
As I suspected, you're loaded with Bushes. And as such you tacitly supported NAFTA, GATT, WTO, war in Iraq and war in Afghanistan. You have ruined MY COUNTRY! Your double vote for Trump is your only redeeming grace and that isn't enough to not make me want to pick up a 2x4 and knock the autism out of you.
Spoken like a true Big Guvment-loving KlownPu$$y from yesteryear...ROFLMAO@EWE, you braindead RAT MOE-ron!!
Merry Christmas, idiot, but you need to go get a half-dozen of your little Lefty butt-buddies to give you a hand because so far you and your ILK are getting WhUpPeD!!
And why not eat a mint, Penis-Breath?
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Still waiting to hear you sing your Dear Leader Joey Bidenz praises...please tell US the Top 3 things TraitorJoe has accomplished in his first year as POTUS. EWE can due it, RAT-minion...just give it a shot before your mommy calls you up from the basement to go upstairs and see what Santa Claus brought EWE.
This has been the worst Christmas ever and certainly the worst in recent history. I feel nothing of the season and everything that is normally connected with the holidays has been destroyed by people like you; shadow government media sock puppets. Your misdirection continues. Your pretend conservatism, and slavish connection to REPUBLICANS has given us a permanent bureaucratic State. YOU have caused me a non-COVID related loss of appetite, smell, taste. I continue to have my ability to smell bulls*it, especially when it is being thrown at me by YOU, in heaps and shovelfuls. YOUR inability to discern fact from fantasy coupled with a collapse of commonsense is why STONE toils in this land of failed forums.
Much better effort, Vinny, a decent, well- stated paragraph stating WHY little ol' MUD has scarred your world in some way. Perhaps there is hope for you yet.
But a couple things...you paint me as a BushBot becuz of my votes for Bushes in '88 '92 '00 & '04, but considering our alternatives were Dukakis, Slick Willie, Algore, and Kerry, I stand by my votes. But it was Bush II who drove me from Reagan conservative GOPer to registered Independent in 2005, when I finally got disgusted with the Pubbies controlling both houses of Congress and the Oval Office, but spending continued to spiral out of control. Sure, I don't vote for RATZ, but I loathe RINOZ every bit as much...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Vinny...if you go way back, as you indicate, do you recall a poster named nolu_chan? Appeared to disagree with me on every single issue, but he laid out "reasoned" arguments and I tried to do my part stating my opposing views. Made for a more interesting thread than Autistic boy vs. PenisBreath, IMHO...MUD
Btw...sorry if this wasn't one of your better Holy Days, but I honestly think brighter days are ahead and perhaps 2022 will be a big improvement over 2021.
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"If the Democratic Party no longer has Hispanic and Black voters as electoral locks, it is left with a diminishing constituency of its most consistent members: single, college-educated white women, who dominated last years social media slacktivism and protests. It is possible that this liberal woman demographic would be able to hold enough sway to choose Democrat nominees for the foreseeable future. And yet, party bigwigs must understand that as offensive as much of the electorate considered Donald Trump, morphing into the party of Karens who are more concerned about your carbon footprint than keeping your community safe, likely will further alienate Hispanic and Black voters.
The coming Second Great Awokening not only threatens the fabric of Americas history and future, but also threatens to rip apart the Democratic Party coalition. Voters of all races who support public safety, economic opportunity and a dose of sanity in politics may find a home in the Republican Party. For many, such a choice will be natural. For others, it will be because the new Democratic Party simply left them behind."
The DemocRATic Party is in a Meltdown due to its slavish devotion to a Marxist future for America and the Planet...DemRATZ major problem is that Socialism/Marxism/Communism is a hugely unpopular FAILURE each and every time it is enacted!! The only folks who benefit from a Collectivist system are the EffeteElite tyrants and the perpetually LAZY and INCOMPETENT BOOBS who cannot fend for themselves (e.g. the RAT- minions). Everybody else is either ENSLAVED, INDOCTRINATED, IMPRISONED or si8mply DISAPPEARED!! WeThePeople KNOW this, even if the RAT-Media refuses to publish the Truth.
Therefore, the DemocRATic Party shall continue to flounder until it rids itself of the MARXIST MORONZ who presently dominate the RAT Party.
Regards and a very Happy New Year's to ALL...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"My FRiends!!" (To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "My Friends")
My FRiends, I'm quite impressed... Yer zeal's unquestioned!! FReepin' excellence... Uprise!! 'Cuz TRUTH is on our side!! Reject Left's swill...you know I will!!
Hanoi John's got it rough... Left's gettin' desperate!! Willie's Prison-bound... MUD wants...to give Slick many years... Fer TREAS'NOUS Acts!!
I love all of you... Who're Right and Bold!! Fight hard, demanding TRUTH!! RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!
My FRiends are FReedom-blessed... Let's FReep the World!! Ignore the LeftWing Press... They forge...TRUTH, RATS wanna suppress!! Left must confess!!
I love all of you... HOO're Right and Bold!! Fight hard...demanding TRUTH!! RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!
Imagine...dream...export Liberty!! Bein' FRee is "peace"!! I hurt fer Lib-uhh-rulls... 'Cuz Left is DEAD!! Each tyrant's bound to fall... Muslims...yer trust is what we want... As FRiends, we'll live!!
I love all of you... HOO're Right and Bold!! Life's hard...Demand the Truth!! RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!
Mudboy Slim
Three years ago today, I posted the first Black thread, exactly one week after the Twin Towers and the Pentagon were ruthlessly attacked on 9/11/01!! Since that time, we have chronicled America's War on Terrorism, witnessing our winning two wars and liberating tens of millions of Afghans and Iraqis from despotic rule. Still, the War is far from over...the next step is defeating Hanoi John Kerry and the gutless girleymen who now dominate the DemonRAT Party!!
While 100% supportive of George W. Bush's performance as Commander- in-Chief, I've been far less enthralled by Dubyuh's outta control domestic spending binge, leading me to look into supporting either the Constitution or Libertarian candidate fer POTUS. While it's still a 3-person race fer my vote, I will say that the DemonRATS' horrific mud-slingin' and LIES has begun to tilt the playing field in the direction of supporting Dubyuh...all I want to see now is a little more acknowledgement that his Administration's first-term spending binge was a mistake and he'll get it under control in the second term!! That's certainly not too much to ask, is it?!
FReegards...MUD
1 posted on 9/18/2004, 11:35:05 PM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Big Guv'ment!!" (To be sung to Steppenwolf's "The Pusher")
You know I pay way too much in tax... Good Lord, (I) take nuthin' from the till!! Folks, I never wanted nothin'... FRom Dem Lib'rals like Bill!! You know, I've seen a lot of Lib'rals walkin' 'round... With HATRED in their eyes!! 'Cuz Big Guv'ment don't care... Ah, if you live or if you die!!
God damn Big Guv'ment!! God damns--I pray--Big Guv'ment!! Right shall Devolve Power from Government!!
DemRATS are dealers...Big Guv'ment is a SHAM!! Gotta whup ass on "The Man!!" 'Cuz folks, Dem Lib'rals they're all monsters... Good God, Right's gotta make a stand!! The hammer and the scickle (sp?) ain't the way!! Folks, Left's sellin' you all their FReak dreams... Ah, but Big Guv'ment takes all yer money... Lord, we'll FReep Dems...we'll FReep fer Righteous Dreams!!
God damn...Big Guv'ment!! God damns...God damns the Sosh'lists!! Right musr RISE UP, God...smite down Big Guv'ment man!!
Well, now if I were the president of this land... You know, I'd declare total war on Big Government!! I'd cut back on our taxes...and I'd cut how much we spend!! Yes I'd kill Left with my Bible and my FReepin' and my pen!!
God damn Big Guv'ment!! God damn Big Guv'ment!! I sing, "God damn, God damn Big Government!!"
FReegards...MUD (06/29/2004)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Rally Fer Our Nation!!" (To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "Californication")
JOE's a spy fer China... Leftists' zeal's to smite FReeNations!! Lib-uh-rulls love Sweden... Dreams of Amsterdam libations... Dem Lib'rals want Big Guv'ment dreams... Right, Rally Fer Our Nation!!
The Beacon fer the world... Pride of the western civilization... We're warriors fightin' fer Peace!! Unleash the wisdom derived via liberation!! Left's oh so queer...RATS're HollyWeird!! Folks, Rally Fer Our Nation!!
Dubyuh's surgin' very well... November 3rd awaits US!! Reject the Left's spin...help FReedom win... 'Tis Culture War we're waging!!
[Chorus:] Airborne...uniform... MUD's corps...just war... FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
Kerry's [like] a girl...Hanoi Kerry, he destroyed... Lied about his own conflagrations... JohnnyBoy LIED...fer the Viet Cong side... Genghis Khan's mis-information!! Lied 'bout his bronze star...and three purple hearts... John LIED to the whole Nation!!
TRUTH is what the Lib'rals most fear... Should be shamed by their Michael Moore baseness!! Limbaugh, you shall hear fer years... Righteous songs on yer AM stations!! Our liberties are here to stay... We're FReepin' fer our Nation!!
Oooh-ahh-ooooh...oooh-ahh-ooooh...
RATS're stained...they chose their way... Devolve Power to the States, men... Everybody, we're due fer Right's righteous liberation!!
[Chorus:] War-torn...Desert Storm... Must win...fight sin... FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
Corruption breeds 'cuz Dem Lib'rals WON'T know... But good FReepers rulle this Nation!! 'Cuz God looks out fer those hearts so stout... We're just another FReedom station!! Come, righteous waves, Truth'll save the world... FReep fer our Liberation!!
Dubyuh's surgin' very well... November 3rd awaits US!! Slick's takin' a rest...John's just a test... 'Tis Clinton's scalp MUD's craving!!
[Chorus:] War-torn...Desert Storm... Must win...fight sin... FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
Mudboy Slim (09/15/2004)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#388. To: The Late, Great Sultan88, The Scourge of Yazid, FreeTheHostages, Diva Betsy Ross, Happygal, PhiKapMom, MoJo2001 (#386)
"Eve of Destruction!!" (To be sung to Barry McGuire's "Eve Of Destruction")
Mideastern world...tyrants implodin'... RATS dispairin'...Right's emboldened!! Reject John Kerry's swill...be righteous voters... Decry the need fer War...believe the SwiftVetBoaters... 'Cuz without soldiers fer FReedom, FReedom's verboten!!
Lib'rals tell me... Over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!"...my FRiends... Folks, I don't believe...we're on the Eve of Destruction!!
Join our righteous band, we're just dyin' to play... Must reject RATS' fears...and FReepin's the way!! When the Lib'rals are crushed...it's a true glory day!! Gotta Country to save...put fascists in their graves!! Lib'ral kooks astound ya, boy...TRUTH's bound to scare you, boy!!
Media tells me... Over and over, "It's over, we're dead!!"...my FRiends... Still, I won't believe...we're on the eve of destruction!!
Sure. Ol' MUD's so mad...at Left's belly-achin'... RATS peddle Fear...Left's Power's fadin'... Medyuh twists the Truth...monopoly is breakin'!! Two blow-dried Senators...DemRATS must be quakin'!! Dem marchers are stoned...virtue's been forsaken... All humans expect...Righteous Liberation!! Thw whole Lib'ral World...let's just eradicate it!!
Sosh'lists tell me... Over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!", my FRiends... Right, we can't believe...we're on the Eve of Destruction!!
Next, we'll liberate...people of Red China... Ron Reagan showed US how...by whuppin' Commie Russia!! Dem Lib'rals fear the whole human race... Sosh'lism's been spurned...Guv'ment's been disgraced!! Great devolution's come...cede Power to the States!! Bureaucracy's tax-fed...Income Tax erased!! Love yer next-door neighbor...and don't fergit to say Grace!!
RATS tell me... Over and over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!"...my FRiends... Folks now believe...Left's on the Eve of Extinction!!" Mmmm, yes folks, Liberty...demands the Lib'rals' destruction!!
Mudboy Slim (09/02/2004)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Happy New Year to all..my gut tells me 2022 is going to be a vast improvement over 2021, and as a conservative Virginia voter, 2021 turned out to be a remarkably GOOD Year...which can only mean 2022 has gotta B GREAT!!
RegardZ 2 ALL...MUD33
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Krazy East Coast weather these days...spent half of the past two weeks wearing shorts and flip-flops, including yesterday. Now, they are predicting 3-7 inches of snow by lunch today....looking at almost a foot of snow hitting the counties just northwest of Richmond...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"...predicting 3-7 inches of snow by lunch today."
Got 3-4 inches, but it is the real heavy stuff that is barely melting as the temperature hovers in the mid-30s and is certain to refreeze tonight. Worst hazard, though, are the idiotic drivers who have no clue how to drive on snow-covered roads...I prefer to park it and walk wherever I can...and God help those poor souls left stranded on I-95 for OVER 24 hours now...a 48-mile stretch of cars in a standstill...madness.
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Muslims..." (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Angie")
Muslims...my FRiends... When will yer Jihad disappear?! Arabs...my bro's... Help tell Dem zealots, "NEVER HERE!!" With good Allah in their souls... Saudi money...EVIL goals!! Please explain why them folks died!! But Muslims...my FRiends... 'Twas fer FReedom them Sheeple died!!
Allah...is innocent...yeah... Koran's Right...put HATE aside!! Muslims...we'll still love ya... Lord Allah ain't fer gen-o-cide!! All Left's dreams they were so close... But they all went up in smoke!! Let me whisper in yer ear, "Osama...bin Laden...YOU SHALL JOIN ALLAH THIS YEAR!!!"
(Haunting keyboard solo)
So...daughters, gently sleep... Fer yer futures, Right does FReep!! Avenge bin Laden's shameless crimes!! And my FRiends...FReepers, ain't no way I'll say "Goodbye!"
'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls... And there's Honor in our goals!! Fer yer FReedom we shall fight!! 'Cuz Muslims...FReepers love ya, Kabul... Everywhere Left looks, they'll fear our Might!! We won't let Lib'rals git their claws in you... C'mon FReepers, join our fight!! Allah...Allah...ain't it good to be alive?! Muslims...my FRiends...you can't say MUD never tried...
FReegards...MUD
BTW...MUD has often been described as having many desirable Jedi traits...LOL!!
3 Posted on 09/18/2001 08:44:26 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Left's NO MATCH fer a Righteous Man with a Righteous Plan!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Once upon a time, there was a Magical Kingdom, wherein a God-fearin', industrious People flourished, enjoying their Lives, their Liberty, and their Pursuit of Happiness. These good People were empowered by their Trust in a Guv'ment of Constitutionally-limited Powers, the inherent Goodness of their Democratically-chosen Leaders, and their belief that Justice and the Rule of Law triumphs over all. This Great Kingdom, led by the patriot Reagan, fought the Great Crusade against the evil, totalitarian Red Fiefdom accross the Sea, and were Victorious, inspiring other Sheeples--longing fer FReedom--to look upon the Kingdom as a Shining City on the Hill.
Until one day, a devious cabal of Power-hungry men and womyn infiltrated the Kingdom, casting a wicked spell of Fear, Cynicism, and Doubt that steadily enslaved ever-increasing numbers of these fine People in the Shackles of Dependency and Entitlement. And the Power of these Despoilers of FReedom--who called themselves Lib'rals--grew immense, as they wrested control of the Halls of Enlightenment, the Chroniclers of Information, the Ministry of Culture, and the gargantuan Bureaucracy of Regulators. As the Great Reagan and his many strong Knights returned from vanquishing the Despots of the Red Fiefdom, they wearily attempted to resist this Vast, LeftWing Conspiracy and the sinister Tide of Pessimism that had permeated the Soul of their once-great Kingdom. However, Reagan had grown weak and ill from his heroic efforts, and the Defenders of Liberty--who called themselves Conservatives--found themselves without a strong Leader, and temporarily without direction. And the Sheeple were spell-bound and silent...
Into this breach strode the vile, boorish ruler, Slick Willie...a charlatan without a Soul, devoid of Character, and driven only by a shameless Lust Fer Power (and fer Harlots to whom he was not Betrothed). The Lib'rals hailed his tyrannical reign and excused his treasonous crimes, as the self-styled "Effete Elite" secretly despised the Kingdom's granting of FReedom and Liberty to the peasant Sheeple, for by empowering their subjects, the Lib'rals tenuous claim on Power was undercut. The corrupt Slick Willie--who came to be known as Billzabubba the Cruel--sought to further the Enslavement of the once-strong People by not-so-secretly colluding with the Despots of a new, totalitarian Red Fiefdom accross the Sea, and conspired to increase his countrymen's dependence upon the Omnipotent Diety of Government. Still, the Sheeple remained spell-bound and largely silent...
Until, gloriously, a wise man of Noble, yet Humble, descent--who came to be known as the Maja Rushdie--arose from amongst the Masses, and spread accross the Kingdom his message of The Way Things Ought To Be!! An heir to the Optimism of Reagan, the Maja Rushdie inspired Millions to awake from their Mellow Apathy and strike out against the tyrannical rule of the Lib'rals and the reign of the EVIL BillzaBubba. Still, most of the Sheeple remained spell-bound and largely without harmony...
Finally, a young balladeer--who came to be known as Mudboy Slim--[and his Faithful sidekick, LoneGreenEyeshade] joined the Great Crusade against Slick Willie!! This Dashingly-Brash Patriot combined the optimism of Reagan with the Wisdom of the Maja Rushie, vocalizing many great folk songs that enlivened the Masses, causing the corrupt, Lib'ral spell to be broken and BillzaBubba and his Lib'ral Apologists to be Vanquished from Power...FOREVERMORE!!!!
Thus, there dawned a great new libertarian era of ever-shrinking Governmental Authority and ever-growing Individual Liberty and Personal Responsibility. Herein are compiled but a few of those songs that have been passed down through the Ages,
"The Ballads Of Mudboy Slim"
We're ALL SuperHeroes When We Choose To Be...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Right's Winning" (To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Nightswimming")
Fight Tyranny...Bold Warriors of the Right!!
We must ignore the Media Whore'd, they sold out long ago... Spins the Truth backwards so the Sheeple doze. Clinton, he ain't Right...to Tyrants, Liberty's a curse! Nation needs The Right to lead her...we'll SLAUGHTER Hatred first... That's our solemn pledge! Slick's goons must feel our might!!
Right's Winning...the Truth will come to light!! Must make sure all the Sheeple understand. We shan't let Traitors go...Bill Clinton must be caught!! We'll avenge the Waco Slaughter...this Emperor, he's naked! Bill's crimes won't go away...seek Justice ev'ryday!! Right's winning...remember as we fight... November's coming soon...Right's shooting for the moon!!
Slick, watch my dreams come true!! Re-Impeached by Congress...convicted of Treason!! Your vile style forever shunned...it's God's design...Right's Winning!!
Bill, your wife...berates you...Slick, we will soon judge... Guilty of Vile Tyranny!! I sit here laughin' quietly... MUD predicted this...Right's Winning!!
(Reprise)
Ignore the Left's protests...they love Slick 'cuz Left's ALL VILE! Right's winning...come join the Noble Right... Come join our Righteous Fight!!
FReegards...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"