Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:345519 Comments:4422
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
"A Farewell to Sleaze!!" (To be sung to Rush's "A Farewell to Kings")
When they write the pages of history... And Clinton's Crimes have long been exposed, Will they write of US with disgust... For the deeds that we let go?!!
We turned our gaze from vile scandals by the Clintons... Eyes cast down on the path of least resistance!! Lib'rals full of Hatred, Fear, and LIES!!! DemocRATZ are FOOLS to ignore Slick's Spies!! Treas'nous Demons cloaked in White House guise... Trashin' all our liberties, while abortin' Unborn lives!!
Dem DeeCeeRATZ are slandering the Sacred Halls of Truth... Public Schools unburdening Left's bitterness on Youth!! Can't we heed the Laws that made US strong?!! Ohhh, can't we learn to tell what's Right from what's Wrong?!! LEFT'S WRONG!!
Lib'rals full of Hatred, Fear, and LIES!!! Socialists protectin' Chi-Com SPIES!! TeeVee Demons fawning 'bout their guys... Slayin' all that's True and Good, while scoffin' at The Wise!! Woah...Can't we raise OUR Voice and make a start?!! Can't we find the Will to blast Swamp's Stonewall apart?!!
Mudboy Slim (9 July 1998)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Rush Limbaugh usedta call them the "Rent-A-Mob"...
$1.04 Million from Panama? And WHEN did the Chi-Coms take over the Panama Canal?! America get SCREWED while... TraitorJOE and the Biden Crime Family gets PAID!!
Step One: Abolish the DeeCeeSwamp's Department of Education!!
Regards...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Where's Yer Shame, Lib-uh-Rulls?!!" (To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "What's Your Name?")
Folks, it's time to ROCK, RATZ're noisey, you should know!! We'll be yer FReedomWriters... Donald, lead US to the show!! Trump done made some plans for movin' US to the Right!! So, find a Lib'ral dweeb... And I know Y'ALL Can Teach Her Right!!
(Chorus) Where's yer shame, Lib-uh-rulls?!! Where's RATZ shame?!! Children you ain't, Leftist trools!! Won't you act yer age?!!
Swamp Can Go to HELL!! Lord, DeeCeez such a mess!! It seems that some of JOEZ crew... Hadta go and hadta CONFESS, oh yes!! Well, the Voters said, "RATZ Can't Take Any More!!" Guv'ment's shamed!! Won't you come and FReep, folks... To beat Ole JOE, our Nations' Shame!!
Where's yer shame, DeepState WHORE'd?! Where's yer shame?! Shootin' you straight, lib'ral girls... RATZ Hands're Bloody-Stained!!
(Chorus) Why Must YOU HATE, TraitorJOE?! Why d'ya HATE?! Tellin' you straight, DeeCeeRATZ... Folks reject JOEZ Reign!!!
(Guitar Jammin')
(Chorus) Where's yer SHAME, Lib'uh-rulls? Fer Viet Nam?!! Marxists are FREAKS, don'tcha know?! Voters, don't be lame!!
Gonna ROCK the NextAge... Right, Git Ready to ROLL!! We got Sick Tyrant Thugs to SMITE... We'll do one more show, just so... Gonna git RATZ a PrisonHome... Won't that be grand?! When up comes parole each year... We're Gonna FReep Dems Again...and AGAIN!!
POWER is RATZ Aim, Lib-uh-rulls... Left, Show Shame!! Confessin' is GREAT, mindless WHORE'd... Ignorance ain't no shame!!! Just Show Yer Shamed...by the Left!! Show Yer Shame!! Socialists HATE...LIBERTY!! Don't YOU Join RATZ Shame!!
Black XIV FReegards...MUD
1 posted on 1/25/2003, 10:39:43 AM by Mudboy Slim
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Neighborhood Bully" (Written and performed by Bob Dylan aka Robert Zimmerman)
Well, the neighborhood bully, he's just one man, His enemies say he's on their land. They got him outnumbered about a million to one, He got no place to escape to, no place to run. He's the neighborhood bully.
The neighborhood bully just lives to survive, He's criticized and condemned for being alive. He's not supposed to fight back, he's supposed to have thick skin, He's supposed to lay down and die when his door is kicked in. He's the neighborhood bully.
The neighborhood bully been driven out of every land, He's wandered the earth an exiled man. Seen his family scattered, his people hounded and torn, He's always on trial for just being born. He's the neighborhood bully.
Well, he knocked out a lynch mob, he was criticized, Old women condemned him, said he should apologize. Then he destroyed a bomb factory, nobody was glad. The bombs were meant for him. He was supposed to feel bad. He's the neighborhood bully.
Well, the chances are against it and the odds are slim That he'll live by the rules that the world makes for him, 'Cause there's a noose at his neck and a gun at his back And a license to kill him is given out to every maniac. He's the neighborhood bully.
He got no allies to really speak of. What he gets he must pay for, he don't get it out of love. He buys obsolete weapons and he won't be denied But no one sends flesh and blood to fight by his side. He's the neighborhood bully.
Well, he's surrounded by pacifists who all want peace, They pray for it nightly that the bloodshed must cease. Now, they wouldn't hurt a fly. To hurt one they would weep. They lay and they wait for this bully to fall asleep. He's the neighborhood bully.
Every empire that's enslaved him is gone, Egypt and Rome, even the great Babylon. He's made a garden of paradise in the desert sand, In bed with nobody, under no one's command. He's the neighborhood bully.
Now his holiest books have been trampled upon, No contract he signed was worth what it was written on. He took the crumbs of the world and he turned it into wealth, Took sickness and disease and he turned it into health. He's the neighborhood bully.
What's anybody indebted to him for? Nothin', they say. He just likes to cause war. Pride and prejudice and superstition indeed, They wait for this bully like a dog waits to feed. He's the neighborhood bully.
What has he done to wear so many scars? Does he change the course of rivers? Does he pollute the moon and stars? Neighborhood bully, standing on the hill, Running out the clock, time standing still, Neighborhood bully.
"King of the Ho's" (To be sung to Roger Miller's "King of the Road")
Traitor EX-President... Nukes sold to ChinaMen... Waco...We Shan't Fergit!! Toddlers charred like cigarettes!! Yeah, Slick...snorts coke like a vacuum... Bill puts...his ol' friends in their tombs!! Still Slick's...Lib'rals kneel fer their King... King of the Ho's!!!
Slick's ceegars sure do stink... Masturbatin' in his sink. Hill'ry's a worn-out dried-up shrew... Bill ain't touched her in many moons!! Yes, folks...li'l Willard gets around... Short...and not too big around! Left prays...to their King on their knees... King of the Ho's!!
Slick bombed Kosovo, li'l Sudan...and Soddom's Slick's FRiend... Killed many young children but hasn't no shame!! Slick's got his hand out in every town... Yet, we'll FReep the House and FReep the Senate and we'll bring him down!! I sing...Traitor EX-President... Nukes sold to ChinaMen... Waco...we shant fergit!! Toddlers charred like cigarettes!!
Yeah, Slick...snorts coke like a vacuum... Bill puts...his ol' friends in their tombs!! Still Slick's...Lib'rals kneel fer their King... King of the Ho's!!! Traitor EX-President... Nukes sold to ChinaMen... Waco...we shant fergit!! Toddlers charred like cigarettes!!
Heads Up...Mudboy Slim
2 Posted on 09/25/2000 09:52:00 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Running 'gainst JOE Biden!!" (To be sung to Van Halen's "Running with the Devil")
Yeah, yeah, ah, yeah I live my life like there's no tomorrow And all I've got, I had to steal Least I don't need to beg or borrow Yes I'm livin' at a pace that kills
Ooh, yeah (Ahh) Runnin' with the Devil (Ahh-hah, yeah) (Woo-hoo-oo) Runnin' with the Devil Yes I'm, yeah, hoo
Ooh, you know I I found the simple life ain't so simple When I jumped out, on that road I got no love, no love you'd call real Ain't got nobody, waitin' at home
Runnin' with the Devil (Hold on, hold on I'm runnin' ah yeah) Runnin' with the Devil (Ooh ooh, one more time)
Runnin' with the Devil (Oh, yeah, ya-yeah) Runnin' with the Devil (Woo, woo) Runnin' with the Devil (I'll tell you about it)
I found the simple life, it's so simple When I jumped out, on that road I got no love, no love you'd call real Ain't got nobody, waitin' at home
Runnin' with the Devil (Oh, yeah) Runnin' with the Devil (Ah-ha, yeah, ah-ha, yeah, ah-hah, yeah) Runnin' with the Devil
Pre...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Justa Prison Drone!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Like a Rollin' Stone")
Once upon a time, you spewed yer lies... Danced the Bubba Jive with yo' wife...I WARNED YOU!! Mudboy wrote and sang, "Beware, BOY, yer bound to fall..." What ya think?! [that] I wuz...kiddin' you?!!
You used to...prance about... Brain-dead Elitists...hangin' out. Now, FOB's don't talk so loud... Now they don't seem so proud... About knowin' yer cellmate, Bubba, makes you squeeeal!!! How does it feeeel?! Slick, how does it feeeel?! Knowin' Prison's yer home...just a rock-crushin' ho'!! Justa Prison Drone!!!
Ahhh...you went to the finest schools... Alright, Slick Willie, but you know you only used to get...JUICED IN 'EM!! You never learned, BOY, how to live within walls concrete... And now yer gonna have to get...used to it!! You say you never told them lies... Never raped Lady J...didn't know about the spies... We're not buyin' yer ol' alibis... Slick, we'll avenge all them children...YOU have fried!! Now, you say, "Do we want to...Make A Deal?!!" (I DON'T THINK SO!!!) How does it feeeel?! Bill, how does it feeeel?!! To be on yer own...with yer whole Legacy Blown... Do ya hear me now?! Yer just a Chi-Com HO!!!
Ahh you...never turned around to see the frowns... On yer spokesmen and yer clowns who all did...tricks fer you. Slick, it's understood that you ain't no good... Real Men wouldn't let Ol' Butch Reno take yer...licks fer you!! You used to ride on Air Force One with ol' Arafat... Then you sold all our nukes to them Chinese cats... Ain't it hard...when you discover that... You really ain't, BOY, where it's at?!! Tell me, Slick, whatcha want fer yer last meal?!! HOW DOES IT FEEL?! Gonna make you kneel... Willie, yer on yer own...in the FReeper Zone!! Yep...a complete unknown...YOU, WE SHALL DETHRONE!!
Ahhh...wake up, all of you Sheeple...FReep Dem Elites... They're all partyin'...thinkin' Slick's...got it made!! Showerin' Slick with precious gifts... Where Slick's goin' them cellmates don't like TRAITORS... They don't take kindly to RAPE!! You used to be...so amused... At my Mudboy Songs and my "Radical RightWing Views"... Come to me...and kneel down...let's make some News!! Slick, beg to me, "FReepers, please don't tighten the noose!!" Yer vulnerable now...and all yer secrets, we'll reveal! HOW DOES IT FEEL?!! Bill, HOW DOES IT FEEL?!!! To know you'll be DETHRONED!! Knowin' Prison's yer next home!! Just a rock-crushin' 'HO!!! JUSTA PRISON DRONE!!!!
"MUD's Brothers!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Blood Brothers")
We played King of the Mountain...I'd always win. Those boyz came chargin' up the hill...and I'd whup 'em into MEN!! Now we've only so much time...fight or our Liberty'll Fade Away!! We have our own roads to ride...and choices we gotta make!! We'll stand side by side...each one fightin' fer the other... We said until we died, we'd always be BloodBrothers!!
Folks, there's VILEness in this World...don'let it grind yer dreams away!! SlickWillieFOOLS're jokes!! Dudes, Fer Justice We Shall Pray!! 'Cuz what once seemed Black and White... Lib'rals turned to shades of gray... We lose ourselves in work...to do and bills to pay. It's been a wild, wild ride...and there ain't much cover... Yer the ones helpin' me stay Right...yer MUDZ brothers!!
(Mudboy on harp)
Some of my FReeper FRiends're dead...others left and shan't be back. Still, we're movin' ahead...MUD ain't never lookin' back!! Bros, I know just how you feel...I know YOU know "We're Doing Right!!" If I've fallen 'neath the wheel, if I've lost or I've gained sight I don't even know why, I don't know why I wrote this song Or if any of this matters anymore after all....
But the Gipper's burnin' bright...livin' history uncovered... MUD'll keep grooooovin' through the dark...with y'all in my heart... Yer MUDZ brothers!!
(Mudboy takin' it home on the harmonica...Slick Willie impersonator on saxaphone)
Sic Semper Tyrannis...MUD
BTW...this is dedicated to my three younger bro's, the oldest of whom is an AF Captain over in the Iraqi theatre, away from his wife and two boys who are based in Ramstad, Germany. Springsteen ROCKS...I rest my case.
655 posted on 3/11/2003, 5:03:26 AM by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends... "DemocRATZ and RINOZ LOATHE Justice Fer ALL!!")
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"WE ARE THE WORLD!!" (To be sung to Michael Jackson's "We are the World")
NOW is the time... When Right heeds our Founders' Call... When Patriots must come together as ONE!! LeftWing people LYING!! NOW it's time to take a stand and FIGHT!! Elitists MUST now fall!!
We can't go on... Pretending RATZ are SANE!! True TRUMPsterz shall soon make a change... We are all a part of... God's great big family!! And MUDZ "TRUTH!!"...I know WISDOM'S all we need!!
[Chorus] We are the world... RATZ kill their children!! We are the ones who make a brighter day... Folks, DEFEAT Lib'rals!!! There's a choice we're making... We're CHOOSING to LIVE RIGHT!! Seek "TRUTH!!" We'll make a better day... Just you and MUD!!
Sing from yer heart!!! So RATZ know they OUGHTTA be SCAIR'T!! And Left's CRIME has been vile Tyranny!! As MUD has shown YOU by whuppin' up his threads... Patriots all must lend a helping hand!!
[Chorus] We are the world... RATZ KILL their children!! We are the ones who make a brighter day... Let's DEFEAT Marxists!! Righteous choice MUDZ making... Swamp-TRAITORS spread RAT-LIES!! Seek TRUTH!! We'll make a better day... Just you and MUD!!
Folks, Left abuses Power!! There seems no HOPE at all... But if Right just BELIEVES... There's no way we can FAIL!! Well, well, well, well, let us realize... That true change will only come... When we stand together as O.N.E.!!
[Chorus] We are the world... RATZ KILL their children!! We are the ones who make a brighter day... Let's DEFEAT Lib'rals!! Righteous choice MUDZ making... RAT-TRAITORS spread Left's LIES!! Seek TRUTH!! We'll make a better day... Just you and MUD!!
Mudboy Slim (26 March 2010)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"RichmondTowne!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Oxford Town")
RichmondTowne, RichmondTowne... Ev'rybody's got their chests bowed out!! George Dubyuh's Right to Force Soddom Down!! Celebrate OUR Troops in RichmondTowne!!
Mudboy lives in RichmondTowne... Soccer games and Brownie Scouts!! Party with folks red and brown... Lib'rals, stay away from Mudboy now...
RichmondTowne's Confederate!! Klinton's THE Chi-Coms' Whore... We SHAN'T let RATZ Win!! All becuz Slick Committed Treason!! What do you think about that, my FRiends?!!
Me and my pals, we love fun... WE WHUP RATZ 'Cuz We Think They're Dumb!! I don't even know why RATZ come... Go on back where y'all came from!!
RichmondTowne's a lazy afternoon... Mudboy Slim's singin' sum powerful tunes!! Thousands died 'cuz SlickWillie is a Goon!! Attorney General...Investigate SOON!!
RichmondTowne, RichmondTowne... Ev'rybody's got their chests bowed out!! Ol' MUD do write some Righteous sounds... Ain't a-goin' stop 'til Slick's DETHRONED!!
Welcome to Richmond, y'all...MUD
1165 posted on 03/18/2003 11:10 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Marchin' on DeeCee!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Racin' in the Streets")
I got a worn-out ol' computer with a 486... Fax machine and patriotism galore. Left's threatnin' our Rights with all their Guv'ment ROT... Clinton's a Chinese Communist Whore! Me and my FReeper buddies gonna fight to the last... Gonna kick Ol' Slick right outta town. 'Cuz Bill took Chinese money, helped our Nukes get snatched... We'll Re-Impeach, then we'll CONVICT RATZ Clown!!
Tonight, we fight Slick's White House Blight... We're gonna knock that Traitor outta his seat! Spring is here and The Time Is Right... For FReepin' on DeeCee!!
We decry corruption when we see'it... We expose Tyranny by the State. When Limbaugh shuts down, we hit the DrudgeReport... We're all funded by "Dick" Mellon-Scaife. Now some folks, they just give up caring... And start givin' up their Liberties, piece by piece. Some folks come home from work and wash up... Then go hit the Web to FReep!!
Tonight, we fight Left's Treas'nous Blight... We're gonna stomp those Lib'rals beneath our feet! Spring is here and The Time's Just Right... We're Gonna DESTROY DemElites!!
(Keyboard/Percussion)
We met him and his "schtick" eight years ago... Sixties' Lib'ral with "an eye fer the babes." With far-Left Media at his back... Slick told the World he's here to stay! But now there's Treason, Rape, and Chinese spies... So many lies...Oh no, it just ain't Right! This Country's drones, they need a spark... Need Ol' Mudboy singin', "It's worth the fight!"
Slick spunked on the floor of our great White House... But folks said, "Wait, 'cuz Wall Street's soarin'!" They stare off all numb, afraid to fight... Trustin' LIES of folks who slaughter the Unborn. For all YOU Mind-Numbed Robots and Network "HotShots"... Ignorin' crimes to Beat the Band... Tonight, the FReepers and me, we're gonna take back DeeCee... And Purge LEFT's Filth From OUR Land!
Tonight, we fight the righteous fight... Out of our way, RINOZ, you best keep! 'Cuz Spring is here and the mood's just Right... For FReepin' on DeeCee!
(Keyboard/Percussion to fade)
Mudboy Slim
BTW...Just over two centuries ago, our forefathers risked Life, Liberty, and their personal fortunes to stand up against an over-bearing and tyrannical government. Because of their courage and determination, the original Thirteen Colonies became what we now know as the United States of America. Therefore, our honored forebears were all-too-aware of the propensity for central governing bureaucracies to grow out of control. The writers of our Constitution, in an attempt to protect the citizenry from this eventuality, chose to enumerate our individual liberties in the Bill of Rights. The First Amendment includes "the right to free speech," which not only protected the individual's right to speak out against the government, but also enabled the Fourth Branch of Government--the Free Press, if you will--to flourish. For over two hundred years, this watchdog Media has turned over many rocks, exposing the dark under-belly of American politics...UNTIL NOW!!
Previously occupying the Oval Office at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, was a small petty man, heading a vast criminal conspiracy. Bill Clinton most indubitably committed multiple felonies and obstructed justice in the Monica Lewinsky matter. A morally-weak, spineless Senate was not up to the task of removing him from office, making a mockery of our Legal System as the #1 Law Enforcement Officer in the land was allowed to continue master-minding a relentless attack on The Rule of Law; however, it is clear that Clinton is "Guilty" (beyond all reasonable doubts) of multiple felonies and SHALL BE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE!!
Since escaping Justice in the Impeachment Trial, Mr. Clinton has been credibly accused of Violent RAPE by one nice woman, Ms. Juanita Broaddrick. Either this is a major slander against the good name of an innocent man...or else Bill Clinton raped and violently bit the lip of this young woman. If it wasn't true, don't you think the Rapist-in-Chief would have come out a bit more strongly in his own defense?!
Now, we come to find out the President of the United States is most likely guilty of TREASON, for accepting illegal foreign campaign donations from the Communist Chinese in exchange for basically offering a free run of our Nuclear Weapons Labs and authorizing high technology transfers through key Democratic National Committee contributors, Hughes and Loral. Executive Branch Corruption never ran as deep and as wide as is the case with this Administration!!
Yes, when it comes to brazenly flouting the laws and mores of this Country, this Clinton Cadre of Corrupt Communist Co-Conspirators is charting a new course. Yet, the blatantly Left-Wing Media can't find the time or the manpower to investigate/report the Truth about Slick Willie's Felonious Behavior, the "dark side" of the man who could violently rape a supportor and suggest as he left, "Better put some ice on that, baby!" No, our "Free Press" cannot even find it in themselves to report on the TREASON committed by Bill Clinton, in which each and every man, woman, and child in America is now significantly more at risk than 8 years ago, simply because Bill Clinton needed some illegal contributions to retain his tenuous hold on the reins of Power.
We've seen how ridiculous the Yugoslavian State-controlled Media Propoganda Machine looked in the recent conflagration in Kosovo...who amongst the Media Poltroons can explain to me the difference between Clinton's Media and Slobo's. Fortunately, The Network drones are becoming irrelevant!!
If you want to help in reclaiming our Country from the Evil that occupies the Oval Office, here's the gameplan...
RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. DE-PENSION. DISBAR. DE-LEGITIMIZE. INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY. (COURT-MARTIAL FOR TREASON AND APPROPRIATE PUNISHMENT OPTIONAL)
Quite Sincerely, Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 07/03/2000 10:07:19 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Impeach@gain.HARDER!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Obama Tune!!" (To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Man on the Moon")
Barry's Prez'dent...Dem's the facts of Life. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Axelrod, he wears the Rovian mask. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Monopoly, twenty one, checkers, and chess. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Hillary Clinton in her Sunday best. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah We like Change and we need Hope. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah DeeCee keeps borrowin' but our country's broke. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey Barry, did you hear about this one? Tell US, what's the deal with Big Guv? Hey Barry, why you goofin' on Lincoln? Hey Nation, why're we so damned dumb?!! If you believe this country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, Then Sosh'lists shall rule!!
Barry starts talkin' and it sounds so good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Networks they seem to be gettin' wood. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Iran is troubling 'cuz nukes are in their grasp. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Is our President really up to the task? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey Barry, did you hear about this one? Tell me, why you dissin' on Rush?!! Hey Barry, are you workin' fer Soros? Hey Nation, are we losing touch? If you believe our country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, Then lawyers shall rule!!...COME ON!!
Here's a little nugget fer the Freedom-believer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Here's a little post fer our Liberty. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Guv'ment must stop spendin' like drunk sailors. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah David Axelrod, he wears a Rovian task. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey Barry, do you hear me sing this one? Tell me, why you dissin' on Rush?!! Hey Barry, don't you wanna just save US? Hey Barry, spending way too much!! If you believe, our country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, Then Tyranny's cool?!!......COOL?!!
If you believe, this country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then Sosh'lists shall rule!! If you believe, our country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then lawyers shall rule!! If you believe, our country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, Then Tyranny's cool?!!......COOL?!!
Mudboy Slim (27 January 2009)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Murder Most Foul" (Written and performed by Bob Dylan)
Twas a dark day in Dallas, November '63 A day that will live on in infamy President Kennedy was a-ridin' high Good day to be livin' and a good day to die Being led to the slaughter like a sacrificial lamb He said, "Wait a minute, boys, you know who I am?" "Of course we do. We know who you are" Then they blew off his head while he was still in the car
Shot down like a dog in broad daylight Was a matter of timing and the timing was right You got unpaid debts we've come to collect We're gonna kill you with hatred, without any respect We'll mock you and shock you and we'll put it in your face We've already got someone here to take your place The day they blew out the brains of the king Thousands were watching, no one saw a thing
It happened so quickly, so quick, by surprise Right there in front of everyone's eyes Greatest magic trick ever under the sun Perfectly executed, skillfully done Wolfman, oh wolfman, oh wolfman howl Rub-a-dub-dub, it's a murder most foul
Hush, little children, you'll understand The Beatles are comin', they're gonna hold your hand Slide down the banister, go get your coat Ferry 'cross the Mersey and go for the throat There's three bums comin' all dressed in rags Pick up the pieces and lower the flags I'm going to Woodstock, it's the Aquarian Age Then I'll go to Altamont and sit near the stage
Put your head out the window, let the good times roll There's a party going on behind the Grassy Knoll Stack up the bricks, pour the cement Don't say Dallas don't love you, Mr. President Put your foot in the tank and step on the gas Try to make it to the triple underpass Blackface singer, whiteface clown Better not show your faces after the sun goes down
Up in the red light district, like a cop on the beat Living in a nightmare on Elm Street When you're down in Deep Ellum, put your money in your shoe Don't ask what your country can do for you Cash on the ballot, money to burn Dealey Plaza, make a left-hand turn I'm going down to the crossroads, gonna flag a ride The place where faith, hope, and charity died
Shoot him while he runs, boy, shoot him while you can See if you can shoot the invisible man Goodbye, Charlie, goodbye, Uncle Sam Frankly, Miss Scarlett, I don't give a damn What is the truth, and where did it go? Ask Oswald and Ruby, they oughta know "Shut your mouth, " said the wise old owl Business is business, and it's a murder most foul
Tommy, can you hear me? I'm the Acid Queen I'm riding in a long, black Lincoln limousine Riding in the backseat next to my wife Heading straight on in to the afterlife I'm leaning to the left, I've got my head in her lap Hold on, I've been led into some kind of a trap Where we ask no quarter, and no quarter do we give We're right down the street from the street where you live
They mutilated his body, and they took out his brain What more could they do? They piled on the pain But his soul was not there where it was supposed to be at For the last fifty years they've been searchin' for that Freedom, oh freedom, freedom over me I hate to tell you, mister, but only dead men are free Send me some lovin', tell me no lie Throw the gun in the gutter and walk on by
Wake up, little Susie, let's go for a drive Cross the Trinity River, let's keep hope alive Turn the radio on, don't touch the dials Parkland hospital, only six more miles You got me dizzy, Miss Lizzy, you filled me with lead That magic bullet of yours has gone to my head I'm just a patsy like Patsy Cline Never shot anyone from in front or behind
I've blood in my eye, got blood in my ear I'm never gonna make it to the new frontier Zapruder's film I seen night before Seen it 33 times, maybe more It's vile and deceitful, it's cruel and it's mean Ugliest thing that you ever have seen They killed him once and they killed him twice Killed him like a human sacrifice
The day that they killed him, someone said to me, "Son The age of the Antichrist has just only begun" Air Force One coming in through the gate Johnson sworn in at 2:38 Let me know when you decide to throw in the towel It is what it is, and it's murder most foul
What's new, pussycat? What'd I say? I said the soul of a nation been torn away And it's beginning to go into a slow decay And that it's 36 hours past Judgment Day Wolfman Jack, he's speaking in tongues He's going on and on at the top of his lungs Play me a song, Mr. Wolfman Jack Play it for me in my long Cadillac
Play me that "Only the Good Die Young" Take me to the place Tom Dooley was hung Play St. James Infirmary and the Court of King James If you want to remember, you better write down the names Play Etta James, too, play "I'd Rather Go Blind" Play it for the man with the telepathic mind Play John Lee Hooker, play "Scratch My Back" Play it for that strip club owner named Jack Guitar Slim going down slow Play it for me and for Marilyn Monroe
Play, "Please Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood" Play it for the First Lady, she ain't feeling any good Play Don Henley, play Glenn Frey Take it to the limit and let it go by Play it for Karl Wirsum, too Looking far, far away at Down Gallow Avenue Play tragedy, play "Twilight Time" Take me back to Tulsa to the scene of the crime
Play another one and "Another One Bites the Dust" Play "The Old Rugged Cross" and "In God We Trust" Ride the pink horse down that long, lonesome road Stand there and wait for his head to explode Play "Mystery Train" for Mr. Mystery The man who fell down dead like a rootless tree Play it for the Reverend, play it for the Pastor Play it for the dog that got no master
Play Oscar Peterson, play Stan Getz Play "Blue Sky", play Dickey Betts Play Art Pepper, Thelonious Monk Charlie Parker and all that junk All that junk and "All That Jazz" Play something for the Birdman of Alcatraz Play Buster Keaton, play Harold Lloyd Play Bugsy Siegel, play Pretty Boy Floyd
Play the numbers, play the odds Play "Cry Me A River" for the Lord of the gods Play Number 9, play Number 6 Play it for Lindsey and Stevie Nicks Play Nat King Cole, play "Nature Boy" Play "Down In The Boondocks" for Terry Malloy Play "It Happened One Night" and "One Night of Sin"
There's twelve million souls that are listening in Play "Merchant of Venice", play "Merchants of Death" Play "Stella by Starlight" for Lady Macbeth Don't worry, Mr. President, help's on the way Your brothers are coming, there'll be hell to pay Brothers? What brothers? What's this about hell? Tell them, "We're waiting. Keep coming, " we'll get them as well
Love Field is where his plane touched down But it never did get back up off the ground Was a hard act to follow, second to none They killed him on the altar of the rising sun Play "Misty" for me and "That Old Devil Moon" Play "Anything Goes" and "Memphis in June" Play "Lonely At the Top" and "Lonely Are the Brave" Play it for Houdini spinning around in his grave
Play Jelly Roll Morton, play "Lucille" Play "Deep In a Dream", and play "Driving Wheel" Play "Moonlight Sonata" in F-sharp And "A Key to the Highway" for the king on the harp Play "Marching Through Georgia" and "Dumbarton's Drums" Play darkness, and death will come when it comes Play "Love Me Or Leave Me" by the great Bud Powell Play "The Blood-stained Banner", play "Murder Most Foul"
Pre...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Sometimes, I feel Swamp's Fear of... RATZ Implosion...Then I Cheer!! And I can't help but ask myself WHY Schmucks... Would let Left's Fear make their lives soooo queer?!!!
Reject the Medyuh Whore'd!! Willie seemed to have a Faint, Shallow Mass Appeal!! But lately I am beginning to find that I... Should be the one making Slick squeeeeeeal!!
Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there... With well-stocked arms and lidless eyes, yeah!! Whatever Dem Marxists sing, I'll be there... RATZ, BEWARE!!!
Oh yes I...decide to waiver my Chance to Believe the Left's Jive!! Yes, I'll choose FReedom over whine... And Fight Left's WHORE'd and Drive!! Oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhhh!!
Right Must Defeat Left's Whore'd!! Justice seems to be the way... That Tyranny can be brought down!! Folks, lately I'm beginning to find that When we fight to win...God's Light Joins OURS!!
Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there... With well-stocked arms and lidless eyes, yeah!! Whatever Dem Marxists sing, I'll be there... RATZ, BEWARE!!!
Shouldn't YOU choose more FReedom and less whine?! Let's IMPEACH RATZ Slime!!
Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there... With well-stocked arms and lidless eyes, yeah!! Whatever Dem Marxists sing, I'll be there... RATZ, BEWARE!!!!
"Gimme Free Stuff!!" (To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Gimme Three Steps")
Oooh...
Left's been suckin' on mud...gettin' screwed by Big Guv... Tell the World, Right is not fooled!! When yer workin' this Land...when yer shovelin' some sand... You won't be beggin' from YouKnowHoo!! I said, "Hey there, Yella, you effeminate fella... You Big Government TOOL!! Boy, that's my take-home pay, my tax dollars you waste... I refuse to be yer fool!!" RATZ said, "EX-cuuuze, me..."
(Mini FreakJam ensues...)
RATZ are scared...they're fearing that we're Right... Left is shakin' 'cuz they hate being free!! Make Guv'ment lean'n'clean...Big is BAD, boyz!! Pointin' their guns at me!! I sang, "Wait a minute, Lib'rals, you didn't even thank US... You think Ron Reagan's a FOOL?! All DemRATZ, they can blow me, as Right fights to stay free... Still, Left's beggin' fer food!!"
[Lib'ral weanie voice] Won't you give me free stuff...gimme free stuff, Mister... Gimme free stuff 'cuz I'm "poor"!! [Mud's husky voice] Never enuff...quit yer beggin', Lib'ral... 'Cuz yer a Federal Guv'ment Whore!! Fer sure...
(Real FReakJam ensues...)
Well, Left's clouds cleared away...the Right began to pray... 'Cuz BigGuv'ment's fightin' wars!! We're all Fortunate Sons...livin' life on the run... 'Cuzza troops...they're protectin' yers!! Slick'll burn...we'll freep at Lib'ral fools... Dem RATZ we'll break...fight from shore to shore... Folks, you shall hear MUD freepin' from miles away... 'Cuz Right is headed for something more!!
[Lib'ral weanie voice] Won't you give me free stuff...gimme free stuff, Mister... Gimme free stuff 'cuz I'm "poor"!! [Mud's husky voice] Never enuff...quit yer beggin', Lib'ral... Yer just a Federal Guv'ment Whore!! For sure...
Bite me, you RAT-whores....
Mudboy Slim (2 March 2006)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Lib'rals!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Some Girls")
Lib'rals steal yer money...Lib'rals steal yer souls!! Lib'rals just crave Power...o'er lives that ain't their own!! Lib'rals love their "Programs"...Lib'rals love to TAX!! Lib'rals, we give most our bread to...We won't ever git it back!!
Lib'rals they LOATHE Liberty...DemRATZ, They Love POWER!! Lib'rals hide behind children...each time they beg fer MORE!!
So give'em all YER money...Do Just What Yer Told!! Left takes more'n half of what I own... But it's Right who's doin' the Chores!! BigGuv'ment takes yer money...Leftists Corrupt Yer Souls!! Lib'rals tax the shirt off yer back...and tell ya "You a selfish louse!!"
Lib'rals, they love JessieJay...Sharpton, they're UncleToms!! American Left wants everything in the World... They're all TAKE and Never GIVE!! Medyuh Whore'd...They're ALL Sissies... I can't stand 'em on TeeVee no mo'!! Sometimes I venture over to CNN fer just a look... But I end up barfin' in the stall!!
White RATZ, they're pretty funny... They think that 'Life's Soooo Sad!!' Black Libs...they just wanna blame the damned Right!! Self-reliance, they can't Stand!! Chi-Com Spies are so subtle...They got Slick on his knees!! But the Right knows 'bout what Left's cookin'... They're all Enemies of the FREE!! Give Libs all YER money...Give Libs all YER Gold!! Bought me a house outside the City...I'll educate MY kids in my Home!! Yeah...gonna VOTE Dem Marxists home...
LeftWing spreads manure...Lib'rals Are Corrupt!! Lib'rals warp their children...look at Chelsea, she's such a DUNCE!! Give Slick half YER money...we'll put Slick behind bars... Re-Impeach Left's Boy, I say... WE'll CONVICT the Left's Biggest Star...then Laugh!! Make Slick his cellmate's "honey"...make'im a Prison 'HO!! Let's CONVICT Left's Evil, FReepers... First step's to VOTE Conservative...Let's Roll!!
Mudboy Slim
615 posted on 09/23/2002 1:52 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Mac-Auliffe Came Down to Richmond!!" (To be sung to the Charlie Daniels Band's "The Devil Went Down to Georgia")
McAuliffe came down to Richmond, He was lookin' for some votes to steal, He was in a bind 'cuz RATZ're always lyin', And he was willin' to make a deal! Then he came across this young man, Sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot... Left's KlintonKlone jumped up on an ol' Dogwood stump, And growled, "Boy, let me tell you what... Perhaps you didn't know it, but I'm a politician, too, And if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you. Now you play pretty good fiddle, boy, but give this Marxist his due... I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, cuz I think I'm better 'n you!"
Ol' Mud said, "My name's Mudboy and I don't trust yer spin... But I'll take your bet and you're gonna regret, 'Cuz I'm Righter'n you ever been!"
(Chorus) Mudboy, you rosin up your bow and play yer fiddle hard, 'Cuz Hell's broke loose in Richmond and Big Guv'ment deals it hard. And if you win you'll get that shiny fiddle made of gold, But if you lose, Dem Lib'rals get your soul.
Terry PUNK opened up his case and said, "I'll start this show!" Slick's Bile spewed from his lyin' lips as he rosined up his bow... And he pulled the bow across the strings and it made an Evil hiss! The Lib'ral Medyuh joined in and it sounded somethin' like this...
When Slick, Jr. finished, Mudboy said, "Well, yer pretty good, Vile One, But sit down in that chair right there, And I'll show you how it's done!!
"Spies in Slick's White House, Leftist Scum... Slick's sold us out to the China-men! Sickenin' true Americans, bangin' Dem Whores, Marxist BASSturds gonna Hear MUD Roar!!
(Mudboy solo)
McAuliffe bowed his head becuz he knew that he'd been beat, And he laid that gilded crown on the ground at Mudboy's feet. Mudboy said, "Lib'ral, you come on back if you ever want to try again, I done told you once, you sonofabitch, I'm Righter'n you ever been!"
Mud sang, "Spies in Slick's White House, Vile TREASON!! Willie sold his soul to the Evil One! Slick's goin' to prison, takin' his Whore, Medyuh's whinin', "Who couldda known?!"
An oldie but a goodie...MUD
1 Posted on 08/08/1999 23:30:42 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Already Gone!!" (To be sung to the Eagles' "Already Gone")
Folks, I heard Rush Limbaugh talkin' just the other day... And Rush said, "RATZ're gonna put JOE on the shelf!! But let me tell you...MUDZ got some news for you... And you'll soon find out Right's True... 'Cuz JOEZ gonna haveta live his life in a JailCell!!
'Cuz JOEZ already gone... And Right's feelin' strong!! MUD shall sing his Vict'ry songs... Woo, hoo, hoo, woo, hoo, hoo!!
This "Prez'dent" fer whom RATZ voted...made me stop and wonder "WHY?!!" But I reckon that we'll just haveta set things Right!! Just remember this, Lib'rals, when ya listen to those who LIE... They can be RATstars and still not know what's Right (WE're Right!!)
And Left's already done... And Right's feelin' strong!! Right shall sing this Vict'ry song... Woo, hoo, hoo, woo, hoo, hoo!!!
Country knows it was YOU FOOLS who gave JOE Power... Biden knows it shall be YOU who helps US FReep!! So often times it happens that RATZ live yer lives in chains... And they never even knew we have the key!!
But me, I'm already gone!! And I'm feelin' strong!! Right Shall Sing this Vict'ry Song... 'Cuz JOEZ Already Gone!!
Yes, RATZ're already done... And Right's feelin' strong!! Right shall sing this Vict'ry song... 'Cuz JOEZ already gone!!
Yes, Slick's already buggered... Slick's squeeeeelin' fer more!! All Right, Let's Fight the Fight!!
BWAHAHAHAHA...MUD
295 posted on 12/29/2002 12:02 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Kerry's Party!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sherry Darlin'")
Dem Lib'rals yappin'...they're all deadbeats!! Tell 'em it's all over...gonna be so sweet... Next November's mournin', yer gonna be goin' down to the unemployment agency!! 'Cuz each morning Right be fightin'...no, we won't give up... 'Til Dubyuh wins...traitors, just shut up!! Gonna be the last time DemRATS gonna be threatnin' the FRee!!
(Chorus) Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent... The dude's gawky and he's houndin' Dem young chicks!! She can take yer guilt trip back to yer ghetto tonight!! 'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin's "FRee"... Kerry's a fool, stop his blasphemy!! Hey, Willie, why're you slayin' Kerry's Party?!!
FReeper gals flirtin' while they FReep... They got great minds...and they know how to teach!! There'll be no backtrackin' out here in Flyover Country!! John Kerry, Left's love for you ain't real... Boy, yer just fillin' in fer Hillary!! Jane Kerry, RAT Party has its hero, Slick Willie!!
(Chorus) Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent... Dude looks gawky while he's bird-doggin' Dem phat chicks!! You can take yer morals back to the ghetto tonight!! 'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin' "FRee"... Kerry's a FOOL, Hanoi John's tyranny!! Hey, Hill'ry, why you slayin' Kerry's Party?!!
[Bigman on sax, CM on guitar]
Folks, keep fighting fer what's Right...ignore the pain!! Let the bleedin'-hearted spew their spin!! Kerry, you can run, but be warned, "Be Wary of the Right!!" Tell Dem Marxists down in Central Park... And all you politicos who're missin' the mark... Say, Slick Willie, won't you pray fer yer Party?! Hey, Willie, why'd you slay Kerry's Party?!
FReegards...MUD
1 posted on 2/23/2004, 10:41:20 AM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"SlickWillie FOOLS!!" (To be sung to Eric Clapton's "BellBottom Blues")
SlickWillie FOOLS, you make US fight... Right ain't gonna lose this feeling!! And FReepers shall choose...a rage to ignite... It shall be 'gainst YOU, Bubba!!!
Do you wanna help Right Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!! Are ya gonna FReep Slick ev'ry time ya can?! I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz... We can't let Slick git away!! Right SHALL Indict Left's Sleaze!! We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!! In their hearts, Libs don't like RAPE!!
Left's all Wrong, but we're alRight!! OUR Nation's still healthy, Patriots!! Ahh-hmmmm... RightWing is Strong, and We'll Win the Fight!! Lib'rals best git usedta LOSIN'!!
Do you wanna help Right Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!! Are ya gonna FReep Slick ev'ry time ya can?! I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz... We can't let Slick git away!! Truth SHALL Indict Left's Sleaze!! We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!! In Slick's Cell, that boyz filled with HATE!!
(Purty jammin' by TheBigMan)
Are ya gonna Help US Win the Culture War?!! ARE YOU?!! Are ya gonna TEACH Libs ev'ry time ya can?! I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz... We can't let Slick git away!! Right SHALL Indict Left's Sleaze!! We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!! RATZ're DOLTS...but Left's Minds We'll Save!!
SlickWillieFOOLS, tell Slick "Good-Bye!!" We're surely gonna FReep as "FRiends"... And when we do, don't act surprised... When you hear Slick loves his CellMateBuggerin'!! OOOOOOOH!!
FReepers Gonna Help US Win the Culture War!! Are YOU?!! Are ya gonna FReep Slick ev'ry time ya can?! I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz... We can't let Slick git away!! Right SHALL Indict Left's Sleaze!! We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!! Slick's a BUM...Young girls Bill RAPES!! We Shan't Let RacistWillie Skate!! RATZ, yer dumb...but Slick's a Snake!!
"Right Still Hasn't Found What We're Lookin' For!!" (To be sung to U2's "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For")
I have rhymed...fightin' sosh'lists... Right has come to believe... Lowly shall see the Truth... Voters shall see the Truth!!
R-RINO** scum, you are WRONG!! RightWing's fate inside a song... Inside a song... Patriots shall sing the Truth!!
Folks, Right still hasn't found what we're looking for... We gots friends in the House...let's commence the war!!
Right-Wing's pissed...give a rip!! Liberty is "in"...honor the Gip!! Freedom's on fire... An omnidesire!!
LeftWing's broke...Commie scum is dang'rous... Big Guv'ment's the Hand of the Devil!! We shall swarm from the Right... We shall rock, we shall roll!!
Folks, Right still hasn't found what we're looking for... We gots friends in the House...let's commence the war!!
I believe that our Freedom's won... Do unto others 'cuz Freedom has come!! Freedom is won!! Hell yes!! Right's oncoming!!
We broke our bonds 'cuz our... Truth shall reign!! RATZ fear the Cross... Leftwing shame... RATbotz' lame!! You better believe it!!
Folks, Right still hasn't found what we're looking for... We gots friends in the House...let's commence the war!! We'll devolve Guv'ment Power...won't forsake the Poor. We gots friends in the House...let's commence the war!!
Mudboy Slim (2006-06-07)
BTW...**Reagan-RepublicansInNameOnly
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"