Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:349956 Comments:4422
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
"The Right's Gonna Do It" (To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "The South's Gonna Do It")
Well, the trend with Guv'ment is goin' Right this time, And Ol' Liddie Dole is cookin' down in Caroline! People down in Virginny can't be still, With Coach George Allen's kid dippin' down in Charlottesville. People down in Texas come from near and far... To hear Dubyuh speakin' 'cuz he's our Big Star.
So gather roun', gather roun', FReepers!! Get down!! Well, just git down, FReepers!! Get loud! YES...you can be loud here! And be proud, 'cuz we're damned proud here! So be proud you a rebel, 'cuz the Right's gonna do it again, oh, Amen!!
Ronald Reagan's chillin' on his ranch today, He ain't gettin' credit, but he showed the way! And with Rush Limbaugh, it's a damned good bet... That Slick Willie Clinton ain't seen nuthin' yet! And all the good people all 'cross Tennessee... Are fightin' NEW State Taxes, while dissin' Gore the Tree!!
So gather roun', gather round, Christians!! Get down!! Well, just git down, Gen-Xers!! Get loud!!! Folks...we don't allow cowards here! And be proud, 'cuz we're damned proud here!! Be proud you a rebel, 'cuz the Right's gonna IMPEACH again, yes it is!!
FReegards...MUD
57 Posted on 09/26/2000 20:08:20 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#310. To: HalfIrish, HalfCrazy, HalfHearted, HalfAloaf, HalfwayHome (#308)
"If you keep this up, you'll get me to start fighting again."
That's the plan, my FRiend, that's the plan...
"King of the Ho's" (To be sung to Roger Miller's "King of the Road")
Traitor JOEZ President... Nukes sold to ChinaMen... Waco...we shant fergit!! Toddlers charred like cigarettes!! Yeah, Slick...snorts coke like a vacuum... Bill puts...his ol' friends in their tombs!! Still Slick's...Lib'rals kneel fer their King... King of the HO's!!!
Slick's ceegars sure do stink... Masturbatin' in his sink. Hill's a worn-out, dried-up shrew... Bill ain't touched her in many moons!! Yes, folks...li'l Willard gets around... Short...and not too big around! Left prays...to their King on their knees... King of the HO's!!!
Slick bombed Kosovo, li'l Sudan, and Saddam Hussein... Killed many young children but hasn't no shame!! Slick's got his hand out in every town... Yet, we'll FReep the House and FReep the Senate and we'll bring him down!! I sing...Traitor JOEZ President... Nukes sold to ChinaMen... Waco...we shant fergit!! Toddlers charred like cigarettes!!
Hunter...snorts coke like a vacuum... Bill puts...his ol' friends in their tombs!! Still Slick's...Lib'rals kneel fer their King... King of the HO's!!! Traitor JOEZ President... Nukes sold to ChinaMen... Waco...we shant fergit!! Toddlers charred like cigarettes!!
FReegards...Mudboy Slim
BTW..."I still have all the addresses and phone numbers... Maybe they've not heard the last of HalfIrish."
You've never disappointed me in the past, my patriotic FRiend, And I'm confident you never will in the future!!
75 posted on 08/06/2002 4:33:12 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#312. To: poet, John J. Lindsay, goldilucky (#309)
"Exposed"
The liberal will give you a handout Conservatives, a helping hand Liberals think youre just a lout, a pebble in the shifting sand
Theyll give you a monthly check just give them your vote for a few pieces of gold your dignity has been sold
Liberals want generations of people on the dole they want a nation which has no Soul
We say, were born to be free liberals say, not you, just me they will provide security but, you must give up liberty
Liberals dont want God in schools they give us government tools propagandizing our children into fools teaching them to feel, not think placing this nation on the brink
They are in for a surprise the beast they idolize, the one they admire will be cast into the Lake of Fire, the culmination of Yahwehs ire
Now dont get me wrong, conservatives have gone along, weve made many mistakes were willing to admit at times we didnt get it
If theres one weakness we have, we accept speeches as salve, wanting to believe what were told by thieves
They speak of the Lord striking a chord, for those of us who believe, accepting the deceit they weave
Its time we woke up no longer drink from their cup nor let them use us anymore these political whores
Matters not the label they wear they dont really care they just want us to be there to vote them in to continue their corruption without interruption
Copyright 2002 By John J. Lindsay. All Rights Reserved August 4, 2002
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Elian" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Angie")
Elian...Elian... When will these clouds all disappear?! Elian...Elian... Just tell the Sheeple, "Listen here." With your mama you did float... In a rickity ol' boat. Miles from shore, your life capsized!! But Elian...Elian... 'Twas fer FReedom yer mama died...
Elian...you're innocent...yeah! Need your Miami kin by your side!! Elian...America loves ya... Thanksgiving Rescue made us cry... All your dreams they were so close... 'Til "Butch" Reno stormed your home... Her condamnation is near!! Elian...Elian... She'll be Jeb's victim this year!!
(Haunting keyboard solo)
Woah...Elian, don't you weep... All our Congressmen we'll FReep!! We hate EX-Prez'dent's shameless lies!! And Elian...Elian, ain't no way we'll say "Goodbye!"
'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls... And there's honor in our goals!! For your FReedom we will fight... 'Cuz Elian...FReepers love ya, hombre... Everywhere Left looks, THEY'LL FEEL OUR MIGHT!! We won't let Castro get his hands on you... C'mon Nation, do what's RIGHT!! Elian...Elian...ain't FReedom awful nice?! Elian...Elian...Liberty is worth the Fight!!
Mudboy Slim
Elain deserves to live in FReedom...let his papa stay here!!
FReegards...MUD
1 Posted on 06/18/2000 07:32:15 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Bubba...ain't it time you dropped the bong?! Bubba...you should know the Left's just Wrong!! Bubba...what'cha think? That Right ain't got no balls?! Ohhhh...Ahhhh...FReepers gonna raze yer walls!!
Bubba...why'd you run for president?! Bubba...where's yer shame and embarrassment?! Bubba...you shall pay fer all yer crimes!! Ohhhh...Ahhhhh...Justice's justa passion of mine!!
Hush now, Effete Lib'rals, don't you cry... Mudboy's gonna make all DemRATS' nightmares come true... FReepers gonna crush all of you Socialist Fools!! Patriots gonna FReep you right here...FReedom shall ring!! We shan't believe lies...that the Medyuh doth sing!! Limbaugh's gonna keep trainin' RightWing to swarm!! Ohhhh...Bill, Osama...Bill, Ohh...Clinton, ya know Voters Gonna Oust RATZ This Fall!!
(hauntingly kewl guitar solo)
Country, do you think we've seen enough...Tyranny?! Voters, don't you see Slick's dangerous...to the FRee?! FReepers, Right must tear Left's GoldenBoy apart!! Oohhhh...Aaahhh...McAuliffe is just the start!! Hush now, Leftist Medyuh, why'd you LIE?! Sheeple gonna find out all of the damage y'all do... FReepers shall educate all Dem Ignorant Fools!! Country's gonna wake up to Clinton's TREASON... Bubba, we'll always find out just where you've been, Mudboy's gonna keep FReepin' 'til Slick's in chains!! Ooohhhh...Willie, Ooohhhh...Slick Willie, Ooohhhh Clinton, yer only a Traitor to me!!
Bubba, fer yer Tyranny, boy, you shall fry!!
Mudboy Slim
BTW...Sic Semper Tyrannus...MUD
1 posted on 9/11/2002, 9:12:17 AM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Treason and High Crimes" (To be sung to the Outlaws' "Green Grass and High Tides")
It's a place your children dream of, where great men once led the free... Ol' Abe Lincoln, Ronald Reagan, Washington each graced the seat... FDR, Kennedy, and Jefferson once served the office with pride! But now we've got Slick Willie bangin' young interns... Left-Wing tells us, "Let it slide..."
Well, Clinton's been a damned disgrace, spy stories all ring true... If you say, "It's all Okay!", what does that say 'bout you?! Med'yuh refuses to ask tough questions, as though Slick were King. But patriots cannot believe in Bill, 'Cuz Slick's sold his soul to Beijing!! Left declares...
"Treason and high crimes don't matter!" Good DemocRATs fallin' from glory... Still, Lib'rals say, "We adore you!" Left's King's a freak...good folks abhor you-oouu!!
(Guitar Jammin')
Those who don't fight Evil find their souls have been sold cheap... Numb poltroons can't see how Power has warped Ol' Slick Willie! Crimes and Slime define Left's WHORE, they take up all his time. We'll next CONVICT, then Slick will do his prison time... Right'll force him there!!!
Treason and High Crimes will be proved... Will DemonRATs follow Slick blindly?! The Left-Wing says, "We adore you!" Election's soon...voters will show you-oouu! Yeah...the Right'll slaughter you-ou-ou-ouuu...!!!
(Mo' Guitar Jammin' to fade)
FReegards...MUD
3 posted on 9/11/2002, 9:21:55 AM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Right Side of the Tunes" (To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Brain Damage/Eclipse")
Sex Lunatic EX-President...a Miscreant EX-President... Those phone sex games and semen stains can't stand! Got to make Bill Clinton feel our Wrath!!
Young intern kneels in Bill's Hall...EX-President is lookin' small... The Networks know their Vile Creation's just a Whore... But every day, they enable Slick still more!
But soon their dam'll break open...many Libs'll be ruined... While GOOD Leaders rule upon the Hill. And when the Left implodes...the World will start anew... I'll see you on the Right Side of the Tunes!
EX-President has lost his head...Slick's debauchery we can't accept! We'll raise a Cain, we'll force "The Change"... We'll rearrange those Lib'ral's brains!! We'll storm the doors...Bill's got no files on me! Clinton shall die in chains...he shant go free!!!
So, if your heart hurts, you can't trust your own ears... You sing out but no one seems to hear! Those DemonRATS promote Slick's lifestyle...RAT Party LIES in ruins! Please join me on the Right side of the Tunes...
[Eclipse]
Slick lies so much...Slick lies with ease... It leaves a bad taste...Monica kneels... She was in love...while Bill masturbates... Slick's rosie palm...fraudulently raised!
To all you Libs...it ain't a big deal... All DemRATZ lie, beg, borrow and steal!!!
Left can't create...Left just destroys... Socialist fools...they'll learn someday. The Leftist Elites...are totally Effete! Come join the Right...we're winning the fight! We'll devolve Power...Bureaucracies GONE... All this will come...with Liberty under man's Law...yes, it's true! The Lib'ral Lie exposed by our Tunes...
Mudboy Slim
"Wonderful things are about to happen..." (2001: A Space Odyssey)
1 Posted on 07/14/1999 00:25:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#322. To: Cyber-Band, holdonnow, Jeff Head, Dukie, Tinman, poet, Landru, M. Thatcher, BADJOE, backhoe (#320)
"Lib'rals!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Some Girls")
Lib'rals steal yer money... Lib'rals sell their souls!! Lib'rals just crave Power... O'er lives that ain't their own!! Lib'rals love their "Programs"... Lib'rals ride yer backs... Lib'rals, we give all our bread to... We won't ever git it back!!
Lib'rals they loathe Liberty... DemRATS just Love POWER... Lib'rals hide behind children... Each time they beg fer MORE!!
(little guitar jam)
So give'em all yer money... Do Just What Yer Told!! Ya take more'n half of what I own... But it's me who's doin' the Chores!!
BigGuv'ment takes yer money... Lib'rals Corrupt Yer Souls!! Lib'rals tax the shirt off yer back... And tell ya "You a selfish louse!!"
Lib'rals, they love JessieJay... Sharpton, they're UncleToms!! American Left wants everything in the World... They're all TAKE and Never GIVE!!
Medyuh Whore'd...They're ALL Sissies... I can't stand 'em on TeeVee no mo'!! Sometimes I venture over to CNN fer just a look... But I end up barfin' in the stall!!
White RATZ...they're pretty funny... They think that 'Life's Soooo Sad!!' Black Libs...they just wanna blame the damned Whites!! Self-reliance, they can't Stand!! Chi-Com Spies are so subtle... They got BIDEN on his knees!! But the Right knows 'bout what Left's cookin'... They're all Enemies of the FREE!! Give Libs all yer money... Give Libs all yer Gold!! Buy me a house outside the City... I'll educate MY kids in my Home!! Yeah...gonna help MUDZ HOOS come home...
Some girls are still pure... Lib'rals Are Corrupt!! Lib'rals love their Programs... I only made love to her once!! Gimme half yer money... Gimme half yer cars... Gimme half of everything... I'll make you the world's Biggest star!! Gimme all yer money... Gimme all yer Gold!!
FReegards...MUD
90 posted on 9/14/2002, 2:53:15 AM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Once upon a time, there was a magical Kingdom, where a God-fearing, industrious people flourished, enjoying their Lives, their Liberty, and their Pursuit of Happiness. These good people were empowered by their trust in a Government of Constitutionally-limited powers, the inherent goodness of their Democratically-chosen Leaders, and their belief that Justice and the Rule of Law ultimately triumphs over all. This Great Kingdom, led by the patriot Reagan, fought the Great Crusade against the evil, totalitarian Red Fiefdom accross the Sea, and were Victorious, inspiring other Peoples--longing for FReedom--to look upon the Kingdom as a Shining City on the Hill!
Until one day, a devious cabal of power-hungry men and womyn infiltrated the Kingdom, casting a wicked spell of Fear, Cynicism, and Doubt that steadily enslaved ever-increasing numbers of these good people in the shackles of Dependency and Entitlement. And the power of these despoilers of freedom--who called themselves Lib'rals--grew immense, as they wrested control of the Halls of Enlightenment, the Chroniclers of Information, the Ministry of Culture, and the gargantuan Bureaucracy of Regulators. As the Great Reagan and his many strong Knights returned from vanquishing the despots of the Red Fiefdom, they wearily attempted to resist this Vast, Left-Wing Conspiracy and the sinister tide of Pessimism that had permeated the Soul of their once-great Kingdom. However, Reagan had grown weak and ill from his heroic efforts, and the defenders of Liberty--who called themselves Conservatives--found themselves without a strong leader, and temporarily without direction. And the Sheeple were spell-bound and silent...
Into this breach strode the vile, boorish ruler, Slick Willie, a charlatan without a soul, devoid of character, and driven only by a shameless Lust for Power (and for young harlots to whom he was not betrothed). The Lib'rals hailed his tyrannical reign and excused his TREASONOUS crimes, as this self-styled "Effete Elite" secretly despised the Kingdom's granting of FReedom and Liberty to the peasant folk, for it empowered their subjects and undercut the Lib'rals' claim on Power. The corrupt Slick Willie--who came to be known as Billzabubba--sought to further the enslavement of the once-strong Sheeple by secretly colluding with the despots of a new, totalitarian Red Fiefdom accross the Sea, and conspired to increase his countrymen's dependence on the Omnipotent Diety of Guv'ment. Still, the Sheeple remained spell-bound and largely silent...
Until, gloriously, a wise man of Noble, yet Humble, descent--who came to be known as the Maja Rushi--arose from the masses, and spread accross the Kingdom his message of The Way Things Ought To Be. An heir to the optimism of Reagan, the Maja Rushi inspired millions to awake from their Mellow Apathy and strike out against the tyrannical rule of the Lib'rals and the reign of the evil Billzabubba. Still, most of the Sheeple remained spell-bound and largely silent...
Finally, a young balladeer--who came to be known as Mudboy Slim--joined the Great Crusade against Slick Willie! This young Patriot combined the optimism of Reagan with the wisdom of the Maja Rushi. Mudboy vocalized many great folk songs that enlivened the Masses, causing the corrupt, Lib'ral spell to be broken and Billzabubba and his Lib'ral apologists to be vanquished from Power!!
Thus, there dawned a great new Libertarian Era of ever-shrinking governmental authority and an ever-expanding emphasis on Individual Liberty and Personal Responsibility. Herein are compiled but a few of those songs that have been passed down through the Ages, The Ballads of Mudboy Slim...
1 Posted on 07/27/1999 22:20:57 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"We've become a nation increasingly ruled by emotions and feelings -- in a word, feminized. Men and women have different psychological make- ups. Women tend to be more nurturing, sensitive and submissive. They demonstrate greater feelings of love and tend to exhibit grief to a greater extent than men. On the other hand, men tend to be more competitive, aggressive and hostile than women. Female characteristics are vital to a well-ordered society, for they exert a civilizing influence. I'd never want to live in a society where women didn't have a major role in the rearing of children and management of the household. However, sensitivity, nurturing and a capacity to exhibit grief are not the best characteristics for political leadership."
The DemonRATS and the RINOs are sissies... We gotta split their wigs this November!!
FReegards...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Liberty!!" (To be sung to the Beatles' "Let It Be")
When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me Speaking words of wisdom, let it be And in my hour of darkness she is standing right in front of me Speaking words of wisdom, let it be Let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be Whisper words of wisdom, let it be And when the broken hearted people living in the world agree There will be an answer, let it be For though they may be parted, there is still a chance that they will see There will be an answer, let it be Let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be There will be an answer, let it be Let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be Whisper words of wisdom, let it be Let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be Whisper words of wisdom, let it be, be And when the night is cloudy there is still a light that shines on me Shinin' until tomorrow, let it be I wake up to the sound of music, Mother Mary comes to me Speaking words of wisdom, let it be And let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be Whisper words of wisdom, let it be And let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be Whisper words of wisdom, let it be
Pre...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#330. To: Vinny, A K A Stone, IbJensen, sneakypete, Badeye, war, meguro, ferret mike, Jhoffa_, Biff Tannen, Skip Intro (#329)(Edited)
Ad hominems is all you got, Vincent? Pathetic really...you still live in your mother's basement, don't you, you pathetic waste of human flesh...get a life, dude!!
FWIW...ALL DemRATZ B MOE-ronz and gutless weanies and worthless LEECHES UPON THE AMERICAN WAY OF LIFE...SCREW DemRATZ by DEFUNDING DEM RATZ!!
The House shall always hold the purse strings, and NastyNancyPelosi PlasticFace shall LIVE OUT HER LIFE in a Prison Cell to Pay for Her Swindling of the American TaxPayer... Hell, let's get that BITCH for TREASON and give her the 3-GUN Salute THRU HER SKULL NastyNancy has earned with her SEDITIOUS anti-American behavior and legislation!!
CAPICHE, Vincent?!
You smell bad...you stink...you are crazy...blah blah blah, BITCH!!
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
I say an Abrams/Oprah ticket or an Abrams/Whoopi ticket SHALL BE unbeatable come November 2024, eh Comrade Vinny?!
Or MAYbee we PUT Grandpa BERNIE!! at the HEAD of DemRATZ Marxist Dream Ticket?! Gotta BE creative, Vincent, you know NOBODY LIKES DemRATZ deeeze daaayze!!
MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Heck...Let's ROLLLL!!" (aka McAuliffe's MEAT!!) (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Rock and Roll")
It's been a long time since Right rock an' rolled. It's been a long time since Right won the War!! Ooh, help US get it back, help US get it back, help US get it back, Mmmm-Patriots, let's whup Left's SCUM!!
It's been a long time, gotta show some spine, been too long... Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time!! Yes it has...
It's been a long time since Right whupped Left's SCUM!! Right must reverse the Fears of Left's Blight, that's not love. FReepers, Let's Act!! FReepers Must Act!! FReepers ATTACK!! Mmmm-Nation, it needs Right's help!! Whoah~ooh~oh ~whoah~ooh~ooh~hohh.
It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.
Ahhh-ahh~ahh ahh~ahh.
Hohhh, it seems so long since Truth beamed in the moonlight, RAT Med'yuh cowers 'cuz Left KNOWS they ain't Right!! Hahh-yeah! Holster your arms, holster your arms, holster your arms, Mm- Nation, let yer VOTE help landslidin'. Let it!
It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.
Yeah~hey. Yeah~ay~ay. Yeah hey. Yeah hey.
Ooh-yeah, ooh~ooh-yeah. Ooh-yeah, ooh~ooh-yeah. It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.
FReegards...MUD
1 posted on 10/16/2002, 11:50:03 PM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"When the LeftWing Breaks!!" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "When the Levee Breaks...")
If it keeps on rainin', LeftWing's gonna break... If Left keeps on whinin', LeftWing's gonna break!! An' when the LeftWing breaks, RATS have no place to stay!!
Effete Ol' Lib'rals taught US to weep an' moan...yeh... Elite Ol' Lefties taught US to weep an' moan... Bush's got what it takes to make a long-time RAT change his vote!! -ah~oh well, ah~oh well, ah~oh well-ah ooh-ooh.
RATS, don't it make ya feel bad when yer tryin'a find a Hero?!! ALL DemRATZ have sunken SOOO low!!! If yer comin' down South, we got no use fer you... Best keep gettin' it on to Ol' Castro. Ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah hey hey.
Cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do ya no good, no... Slick...cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do you no good!! 'Cuz when Slick's stonewall breaks, Bubba'll git Dem BareArsedBlues!! ah~ooh-hooh.
All last night, I FReeped all DemLefties...Left's Stoned-ahh, Yep, that's Right, MUD sat on the levee an' crooned!! A-thinkin' 'bout McAuliffe and Slick Willie's cellmates ahh-hah.
"So, there I was driving east thru Charlottesville yesterday, scratchin' my beard and wondering... "How the heck is the Right gonna win the Culture War against the Vile, anti-American Leftist RAT Whore'd?!!" When it struck me like a bolt of lightnin'...."
"Led Zeppelin IV...aka ZOSO!!"
FReegards...MUD
20 posted on 10/17/2002, 9:28:58 AM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#339. To: heavyd, CHIEF negotiator, Angelique (#336)
"Right's Battle Against Left's Whore'd!!" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "The Battle of Evermore")
The King of Lyin' smugly bows... "Respect the Prez," we're told... "Protests shall cease...Bill's all gone now... Just leave Ol' Slick alone!!"
Has the Right lost its mind?! DETHRONE RATZ WHOREZ!! Lib'rals kill with great delight... The Right must fight this War... Folks, throw down the gauntlet now... Rest not 'til JOEZ DETHRONED!! Side-by-side, we'll FReep and fight... Right shall win this Culture War!! Ohh-oh-ah-oahhhhh...
Hey...RATZ gotta wonder... How far protectin' JOE they'll go! Ain't waitin' fer some Righteous Republicans... To stand up and "LET'S Impeach Left's HOSE!!" The Wisdom of the Forefathers told... "Preserve Equal Justice!!" Imprison Slick 'cuz Law don't care... 'Tween knave or President...No nooooo!! This Country is worth the fight... Truth shall CONDEMN Left's Blight!! Lib'rals enslave folks brown and black... The Med'yuh feeds their dread...ohhhh... Fear is the Lib'rals' Plight... "Publik-skewl-ignorantized!!!" This World is filled with Good and Bad... How shall our children know?! Ohh...now...ohh-oh-ohhh...
Orwell, yer book wuz WRONG... Bold FReepers taught me so... Fine time fer an uprise... "LET'S IMPEACH RATZ CHI-COM HOSE!!" The Pain of War cannot exceed... Waco's burnt stench of Death!! Our drums shall shake the Capitol halls... Our guitars shall steal Slick's breath!! Fight on...sing fer our Nation...Fight on... VOTE RIGHT...the Left shall fall!! No need for Fear...we'll set things Right... Our Might'll transform the World!! Dance with the FReepin' Right... Sing 'til the mornin' lights!! History looms...be Strong and Bold... We'll bring True Justice back!! Bring it back...
At last, Reagan'll be smilin'... At Guv'ment small and nice. We'll have caged The Butcher of Christians... Sic Semper Tyrannis!!! Ahhh...ee-eye-ohhhh...ahhh-ah-ahh...
Bring it back...LET'S IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT... Bring it back...INDICT JOE...bring it back...then CONVICT... >
Oh now...oh now...oh now...YES, NOW...oh now...oh now...oh now... Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT...bring it back... Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW ooh... Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW SING IT!! Sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it........
Mudboy Slim
26 October 2002...DeeCee Rally For Liberty and America's Troops...Washington, DC (Washington Monument)... "Be there if you still think this Country's worth Fightin' Fer!!!"
FReegards...MUD
1 Posted on 09/01/2000 08:44:48 PDT by Mudboy Slim ("The Anti-Clinton!!")
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
There's a lady who's sure All that glitters is gold And she's buying a stairway to heaven. When she gets there she knows If the stores are all closed With a word she can get what she came for. Ooh~ooh~ooh Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh. And she's buying a stairway to heaven.
There's a sign on the wall But she wants to be sure 'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings. In a tree by the brook There's a songbird who sings Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven.
Oooh it makes me wonder. Don't it make YOU wonder?!
There's a feelin' I get When I look to the west And my spirit is crying for leaving. In my thoughts I have seen Rings of smoke through the trees And the voices of those who stand looking.
Oooh it makes me wonder. Oooh it really makes me wonder.
And it's whispered that soon If we all call the tune Then the piper will lead us to reason. And a new day will dawn For those who stand long And the forests will echo with laughter.
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow Don't be alarmed now It's just a spring clean for the May queen. Yes, there are two paths you can go by, But in the long run An' there's still time to change the road you're on.
And it makes me wonder. Ahhh~ah-oh~hoh.
Your head is hummin' and it won't go In case you don't know, The piper's callin' you to join him, Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow And did you know Your stairway lies on the whispering wi__~hahh~ah-ohh?
And as we wind on down the road Our shadow's taller than our soul. There walks a lady we all kno__w Who shines white light and wants to show How everything still turns to gold And if you listen very hard The tune will come to you at last. When all are one and one is all-yeah To be a rock and not to ro__ll.
And she's buying a stairway to heaven.
Great tune...don't MESS it UP...Mudboy Slim
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