Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:326743 Comments:4337
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
"Peace is Right!!" (To be sung to Boston's "Peace of Mind")
Yeah... Left is feelin' kinda low 'cuz TraitorJOEZ their candidate... Biden's such a Marxist 'Ho'!! MOOchelle oughtta run, but somehow her feet keep on draggin'!! HildaBeast, give Veep a go!! Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!!
I understand it's a big decision... Gotta choose between Left and Right!! FReepers, rise up fer Guv'ment Recision... Show all the World we know Peace is Right!! Yeah...oh oh oh!!
Folks, we've heard enuff of RATZ Med'yuh chatter... Left's been in charge fer too long!! Can'tcha see there'll come a day when TREASON MATTERS?! Let's hope that day's before we're gone!!
I understand it's a big decision... Gotta choose 'tween Wrong and Right!! FReep the Swamp into submission!! All we want is fer folks to do what's Right!!
Future's just ahead!! Future's just ahead...Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!! WOOO!!
(Guitar jammin')
Folks, Big Guv'ment isn't nice, still (it) keeps gettin' bigger!! Devolve all that Power to thee... Rise up, FReeperPower...must believe Right's Winning... Rise up fer OUR Victory!!
Oh-ahhh-oh!! I understand it's Life's Big Decision... Gotta choose between Wrong and Right!! FReep DemRATZ into submission... Tell the Republicans to Show Some Spine!!
Future's just ahead...Join our Righteous Thread... MARXISM's DEAD!!
(guitar jammin' to fade)
Mudboy Slim (3/24/04)
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Hell's In JOEZ Mirror!!" (To be sung to Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit")
Load up on puns, my Freedom Friends... We shall not lose this Culture War!! Right's victory is pre-ordained... Oh no..."Truth" ain't a dirty word!!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?! Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?! We Know!! We Know!! We Know!! How so?! You know!! You know!! You know!!
We're all Right now...we're not dangerous. Fear our throng, though...we're educated!! Left is STOOOPID...and outrageous!! Hear our songs now...educatin'!!
All aboard now...to the Right, folks... HOOS yer Leader?! Fight 'gainst TREASON!! Yeah!!
(guitar jammin' interlude)
Power-grubbin's what JOE does best... And fer this gift, Right is Blessed!! Our FReeper group has always been... And always will 'til Biden's wreck'd!!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?! Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?! We Know!! We Know!! We Know!! How so?! You know!! You know!! You know!!
We're the RightWing...we're quite courageous!! It's OUR turn now...RATZ enrage US!! Here Right is now...entertaining!! All aboard now...to the Right, folks... HOO's yer Leader?! Fight Fer FReedom!! Yeah!!
(long guitar jam...)
We shan't fergit...Left's such a waste!! Hell yeah...we'll whup RATZ by a mile!! Our work is hard...but we sure don't mind... Oh well, whatever...ever Right!!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?! Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?! We Know!! We Know!! We Know!! How so?! You know!! You know!! You know!!
We're the Right, folks...we're contagious!! Hear our songs now...educatin'!! Left is STOOOPID...just outrageous... We're the Right, folks...we're bodacious!! Devolve Power...to the States, folks... It's OUR FReedom...YOU trust US, bro'!!
"We're the Far Right!!" (To be sung to Eric Clapton's version of J. J. Cale's "After Midnight")
We're the Far Right...we're gonna scale Big Guv'ment down!! We're the Hard Right...we're gonna whup Dem Libs in a rout!! We're gonna help Trump git some traction... Right's gonna demand satisfaction.... Left's gonna find out what Truth is all about. We're the Far Right...we're gonna FReep DemRATZ from Power!!
We're the Far Right...we'll fulfill Founding Father's dreams... Truth yields our Might...righteous gonna make Dem sosh'lists scream!! We're gonna FReep talk and television... Press shall heap on their vile derison... Left's gonna find out what Truth is all about!! RATZ, we don't bite...still gonna FReep yer slime from Power!!
(Guitar-jammin' interlude)
Yeah, yeah...We're the Far Right... We're gonna FReep DemRATZ from Power!!
We're the Far Right...we'll fulfill Founding Father's dreams... Traitors we'll fight...RightWing's gonna make Dem Marxists scream!! We're gonna FReep Trump on Hanni-vision... Swamp shall fear our deadly precision... Left's gonna find out what Truth is all about!! America's Right!! We're gonna FReep RATZ SCUM from Power!!
We're the Far Right...we're gonna FReep Dem fools from Power!! Ain't 'fraid to fight...Right's gonna WHUP Dem Lefties down!! Left, say "GoodBye"...November's when yer goin' down!! We're the Far Right...we're gonna Devolve Guv'ment Power!!
Mudboy Slim (5/19/04)
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
We are from the Far Right... Wanna shrink Big Guv'ment down!! Right must triumph 'gainst Dem Marxists... Righteous Cause...Devolve Power!!
Lead the way...lead the way... Let's cut today...cut today...growth will follow!! Donald, lead the way...lead the way... Let's cut today...cut today...Devolve Power!! Right shall follow!!
(Guitar jammin' interlude)
RATZ lies lack all wisdom... Right FReeps Truth, "Life ISN'T Fair!!" RATZ lie!! Left lies!! RATZ spy!! yea yea...CONSPIRE!!
Trumpsterz, lead the way...lead the way... Yeah, cut today...cut today... Right Shall Follow!!
Patriots, kneel and pray...kneel and pray!! Let's save the day...save the day!! God's Empowered!!
Right's empowered...Right's empowered!!
Mudboy Slim
133 posted on 5/28/2004, 10:39:35 AM by Mudboy Slim
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"If You Wanna Git Joe Biden!!" (To be sung to the Ozark Mountain Daredevils' "If You Wanna Get To Heaven")
(Mudboy on harp...)
I never read it in the papers...I never saw it on the news... I heard it on Rush Limbaugh...on AM radio... If you hate RATZ Marxist Power... You gotta help MUD fer a spell!! If you wanna git Joe Biden... We gotta RAISE A LOTTA HELL!!! Yeah...
I am...therefore, I FReep!! Folks, I feel it in my soul... Won'tcha meet me at the Cap'tol?! Let's Impeach!! We'll CONVICT JOE!! If you wanna know a secret... You got to promise not to tell!! Right's gonna Impeach JOE Biden... We're gonna send Hunter to Jail!! HELL YEAH!!!
(MUD harpin' like the dickens!!!)
I never thought it'd be too easy... I never thought it'd be this fun... But we learned Truth from Rush Limbaugh... Now, we got RATZ on the run!! If you fear Freedom's in Danger... You gotta help WHUP RATZ BetaMales!! Folks, WE're Gonna Git Joe Biden... We'll Dethrone RATZ Soul to HELL!!!
(MUD harpin' fer his dinner!!!)
Folks, we're gonna git Joe Biden... Trumpsters, gonna git Bill Clinton!! Gonna send Slick straight to Prison!! Folks, it's SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!!!
FReegards, all...MUD
1 Posted on 08/07/2000 21:11:04 PDT by Mudboy Slim ('Cuz Justice is worth fightin' fer!!)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-08-06 10:38:07 ET
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Where Have All RATZ Heroes Gone?!!" (To be sung to the Kingston Trio's version of Pete Seeger's "Where Have All the Flowers Gone?")
Where have all Left's Heroes gone? RATZ time's passing. Where are all the new programs? Slash spending...NOW!! Where has all Left's Power gone? Biden tricked folks, ev'ry one!! Lib'rals will never learn!! Leftists will never learn!!
Where have all the Lib'rals gone? Left's time's passing. Where have all the Lib'rals gone? RATZ slime must go!! Where have all the Lib'rals gone? RATZ loathe FReedom, Commie SCUM!! Lib'rals will never learn!! Why won't RATZ ever learn?!
Where have all Dem Tyrants gone? Biden's cheating!! Where have all Dem Tyrants gone? SwampRATZ just scold!! Where have all Dem Tyrants gone? Righteous soldiers bravely won!! Tyrants shall always burn!! Tyrants will always burn!!
Where have all Dem Sosh'lists gone? Long night's passing. Where have all Dem Sosh'lists gone? Left's reign is o'er!! What have all past Sosh'lists done? Left mass-murders Everyone. Why won't Dem Commies learn?! Tyrants will always burn!!
Where have all the Patriots gone? RightWing's FReepin'!! Where has Ronald Reagan gone? He's Right above!! Where has all Left's Power gone? Devolve Power...ev'ry one!! When will y'all ever learn? Tyrants shall always BURN!!
FReegards...MUD
192 posted on 6/23/2004, 8:56:50 AM by Mudboy Slim (The Tyrants are Toppling...One by One!! Castro's Next!!)
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
The Muslim world is at war with Western civilization. We have the military might to thwart them. The question is: Do we have the intelligence to recognize the attack and the will to defend ourselves from annihilation? Their intent is clear, but let's refresh our memories with a bit of history.
At the 1972 Olympic Games in Munich, several athletes were massacred. In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Tehran was taken over and 52 hostages held for more than a year. In 1983, U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut were blown up, killing 241 U.S. soldiers. In 1988, Pan Am flight 103 was bombed, killing 270 people. In 1993, there was the first bombing of the World Trade Center, and in 2001, it was reduced to rubble, killing more than 3,000 Americans. In 1998, U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed, resulting in more than 200 dead and 4,000 injured. Who are the people responsible for these and other wanton murders of innocents, including the recent barbaric beheading of two innocent men? They were all Muslims.
You say, "Williams, you can't make an indictment of a whole people and their religion!" I'm not, and let me clearly state: By no means are all Muslims murderers. But on the other hand, I've never heard broad Muslim condemnation of their fellow Muslims' murderous acts committed in the name of their God. If anything, there has been jubilation and dancing in the streets in the wake of Muslim attacks on Westerners. Contrast their response to the widespread Western condemnation of the, mild by comparison, behavior of a few coalition forces in Iraq's Abu Ghraib prison.
Muslim atrocities, and the collective Muslim response to those atrocities, might be better understood knowing their belief system as spelled out by a few, among many, passages from the Quran: "Fight those who do not believe in Allah" (Surat At-Taubah 9:29). "I will instill terror into the hearts of the unbelievers, Smite ye above their necks and smite all their finger tips of them" (Quran 8:12). "The unbelievers among the People of the Book and the pagans shall burn forever in the fire of Hell. They are the vilest of all creatures" (Quran 98:1-8). "Fight against those who believe not in Allah, and those who acknowledge not the religion of truth (Islam), until they are subdued" (Surat At-Taubah 9:29).
Phil Lucas, editor of the Panama City, Fla., News Herald, in his April 4, 2004, editorial "Up Against Fanaticism," asks, "Can anybody name three ongoing world conflicts in which Muslims are not involved?" Lucas says, "They can't get along with their neighbors on much of the planet: France, Chechnya, Bosnia, Indonesia, Spain, Morocco, India, Tunisia, Somalia, etc., etc., etc."
My colleague Dr. Thomas Sowell observes, "Those in the Islamic world have for centuries been taught to regard themselves as far superior to the 'infidels' of the West, while everything they see with their own eyes now tells them otherwise." He adds, "Nowhere have whole peoples seen their situation reversed more visibly or more painfully than the peoples of the Islamic world." Sowell adds that few people, once at the top of civilization, accept their reversals of fortune gracefully. Moreover, they don't blame themselves for their plight. For the Muslim world, it's the West who's to blame.
History never repeats itself exactly, but we might benefit from the knowledge of factors leading to the decline of past great civilizations. Rome was one of those advanced civilizations. Rome was so caught up in "bread and circuses" and moral decline that it couldn't manage to defend itself from invading barbaric hordes who ultimately plunged Europe into the Dark Ages. The sooner we recognize the West is in a war for survival, the more likely we'll be able to escape the fate that befell the Roman Empire.
Excellent article by Dr. Williams...MUD
207 posted on 6/24/2004, 1:43:44 AM by FBD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"'Lurch' Was His Name!!" (To be sung to America's "Horse With No Name")
Since the first night of this journey, I been FReepin' 'cuz it is Right!! Had my plans fer words and threads and dreams... Formed a Band...I harp and sing!!
The first thing yer taught is "Don't LIE Like a Rug!!" 'Cuz yer lies bring you down!! We FReep Kerry 'cuz Hanoi John LIED!! Boy, Beware yer LustFerPower!!
I seen me a Lib'ral and "Lurch" was his name... Kerry LIED 'bout his Comrades-In-Arms!! Before Congress, Hanoi John slandered his FRiends... Called them "Rapists" and "Killers"...has he no shame?!
There's just two ways to fight Lib'ral SCUM... Remember...Left is all Red!! One's the FRee Way...Reject Socialism!! Right is fightin' 'til Big Guv'ment's DEAD!! 'Cuz Tyranny takes hold when Patriots ain't bold!! Guv'ment's BAD when it warps yer head!!
Kerry is a Marxist and Big Guv'ment's his aim... Just y'all wait 'til he "feels yer pain!!" Massachusetts, Camelot's DreamWorld is stained... Jack wails, "Kerry, why must you defame my name?!"
We're the RightWing, we FReep 'gainst Tyranny!! 'Gainst the Lib'rals, who loathe what's FRee!! Have our plans fer Worlds where FReedom rings... Join our Band...Fer Justice Sing!! MoveOn-dot-org's THE Enemy...DemocRAT-Underground!! Soros' Commies are Leftist SCUM!! Retake the Cities from the kA.N.S.W.E.R.ous Powers!! Reborn humans shall never cower!!
You see... I seen me a Lib'ral and "Lurch" is his name... He's no good...don't you vote fer his stain!! Before Congress, Hanoi John slandered his FRiends... Called them Rapists, Vile Killers...Have RATZ No Shame?!!
FReegards...MUD
278 posted on 6/27/2004, 6:26:05 PM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"My FRiends!!" (To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "My Friends")
My FRiends, I'm quite impressed... Yer zeal's unquestioned!! FReepin' excellence... Uprise!! 'Cuz TRUTH is on our side!! Reject Left's swill...you know I will!!
Hanoi John's got it rough... Left's gettin' desperate!! Willie's Prison-bound... MUD wants...to give Slick many years... Fer TREAS'NOUS Acts!!
I love all of you... Who're Right and Bold!! Fight hard, demanding TRUTH!! RATZ, y'all don't know yerself!!
My FRiends are FReedom-blessed... Let's FReep the World!! Ignore the LeftWing Press... They forge...TRUTH, RATZ wanna suppress!! Left must confess!!
I love all of you... HOO're Right and Bold!! Fight hard...demanding TRUTH!! RATZ!! Y'all don't know yerself!!
Imagine...Dream...Export Liberty!! Bein' FRee is "peace"!! I hurt fer Lib-uhh-rulls... 'Cuz Left is DEAD!! Each tyrant's bound to fall... Muslims...yer trust is what we want... As FRiends, we'll live!!
I love all of you... HOO're Right and Bold!! Life's hard...Demand the Truth!! RATZ!! Y'all don't know yerself!!
Mudboy Slim
BTW...Three years ago today, I posted the first Black thread, exactly one week after the Twin Towers and the Pentagon were ruthlessly attacked on 9/11/01!! Since that time, we have chronicled America's War on Terrorism, witnessing our winning two wars and liberating tens of millions of Afghans and Iraqis from despotic rule. Still, the War is far from over...the next step is defeating Hanoi John Kerry and the gutless girleymen who now dominate the DemocRAT Party!!
While 100% supportive of George W. Bush's performance as Commander-in- Chief, I've been far less enthralled by Dubyuh's outta control domestic spending binge, leading me to look into supporting either the Constitution or Libertarian candidate fer POTUS. While it's still a 3- person race fer my vote, I will say that the DemocRATZ horrific mud- slingin' and LIES has begun to tilt the playing field in the direction of supporting Dubyuh...all I want to see now is a little more acknowledgement that his Administration's first-term spending binge was a mistake and he'll get it under control in the second term!! That's certainly not too much to ask, is it?!
1 posted on 9/18/2004, 11:35:05 PM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Big Guv'ment!!" (To be sung to Steppenwolf's "The Pusher")
You know I pay way too much in tax... Good Lord, (I) take nuthin' from the till!! Folks, I never wanted nothin'... FRom Dem Lib'rals like Bill!! You know, I've seen a lot of Lib'rals walkin' 'round... With HATRED in their eyes!! 'Cuz Big Guv'ment don't care... Ahh, if you live or if you die!!
God damn Big Guv'ment!! God damns--I pray--Big Guv'ment!! Right shall Devolve Power from Government!!
DemRATZ are dealers...Big Guv'ment is a SHAM!! Gotta whup ass on "The Man!!" 'Cuz folks, Dem Lib'rals they're all monsters... Good God, Right's gotta make a stand!! The hammer and the sickle ain't the way!! Folks, Left's sellin' you all their FReak dreams... Ah, but Big Guv'ment takes all yer money... Lord, we'll FReep Dems...we'll FReep fer Righteous Dreams!!
God damn...Big Guv'ment!! God damns...God damns the Sosh'lists!! Right must RISE UP, God...smite down Big Guv'ment man!!
Well, now if I were the president of this land... You know, I'd declare total war on Big Government!! I'd cut back on our taxes...and I'd cut how much RATZ spend!! Yes I'd whup Left with my Bible and my FReepin' and my pen!!
God damn Big Guv'ment!! God damn Big Guv'ment!! I sing, "God damn, God damn Big Government!!"
FReegards...MUD (06/29/2004)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Bill Clinton!!" (To be sung to the Allman Brother Band's "Melissa")
RATZ HO's seem to come and go...yeah! Slick Willie LIES from coast to coast, Rapin' many...trustin' none!! Killing children, 'cuz it's fun... But Right knows Slick's Commie SCUM... Let's Git Bill Clinton!! Ummmm...Hmmmmmm...
Left stains, DemRATZ think Slick's sane...RATZ LOVE Hussein!! Justice knows Bill Clinton RAPES!! Still, Bubba fears Slim's lonely fight... There Shall Be Justice 'cuz Slick LIED!! Good Patriots FReep RATS' Chi-Com spies... Let's FReep Bill Clinton!! Uhhhmmmmm...hmmmmmmmm...
My FRiends, a new morning dawns... Yeah, Slick he's on the run... MUD keeps fightin' 'cuz he cares... Care enough to DO YER SHARE!! Reject Left's Fear and Judge'im...Roll on...Roll on!!
RAT-whore'd, will Libs ever let Slick go?!! Lord knows... Shall more DIE while Clinton Rolls?! Will RATZ see Slick's feet of clay?! Wellstone's Spirit stole away!! But folks know that Slick Shall Pay...We'll Git Bill Clinton!! Yes, I know that Right holds sway...Truth'll Git Bill Clinton!! Oh yeah...ummmmmmmm... Folks, I know that Slick Shall Pay...FReepers, GIT Bill Clinton!!!
Mudboy Slim (11/02/2002)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
No one likes us -- I don't know why We may not be perfect, but heaven knows we try But all around even our old friends put us down Let's drop the big one and see what happens We gave them money -- But are they grateful? No, they're spiteful and they're hateful They don't respect us -- so let's surprise them We'll drop the big one and pulverize them Asia's crowded and Europe's too old Africa is far too hot And Canada's too cold And South America stole our name Let's drop the big one There'll be no one left to blame us We'll save Australia Don't wanna hurt no kangaroo We'll build an All American amusement park there They got surfin too Boom goes London and boom More room for you and more room for me And every city the whole world round Will just be another American town Oh how peaceful it will be We'll set everybody free You'll wear a Japanese kimono And there'll be Italian shoes for me They all hate us anyhow So let's drop the big one now Let's drop the big one now
Pre...MUD
42 posted on 9/20/2001, 1:43:58 PM by SarahW
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"White House del Clintonia!!" (To be sung to the Eagles' "Hotel California")
On a dark D.C. sidewalk, nearin' T-Mac's lair, Smell of cherry blossoms rising up through the air, I'm part of the resistance, we skewer the Liberal's blight, Ceegah smoke was heavy and my sight grew dim, I had to stop for the night!!
There Slick stood in the doorway, I heard Hillary yell!! (Aaiigghh!!) And I was thinkin' to myself, "This sure ain't Heaven and I'm scair'd it's Hell!" Then Bill lit up a candle and he showed me the way, Barbara Streisand's down the corridor, I thought I heard her sing...
"Welcome to the White House del Clintonia, Such a lovely place, such a handsome face... Plenty of rooms at the White House del Clintonia, Three Hundred times per year, Lib'rals sleeping here."
Slick's mind is liberally-twisted, he's got that Socialist bent, He's got a lot of pretty, stooopid girls...that Bill calls friends! How they danced in the Court Room, sweet Summer sweat, Some just can't remember, most choose to forget!
So I called on the Vice Prez, "Please show me some spine!" Algore said, "This Party's had no raison d'etre since 1969!" And still those victims are callin' for "Hillary!!" Brain-dead pups with their feeble li'l lives...Sheeple, we must wake...
"Welcome to the White House del Clintonia, Such a lovely place, such a damned disgrace! They're livin' it up at the White House del Clintonia! What a pack a lies, they're all Chinese spies!!"
Interns are a'kneeling, Slick moans, "That feels nice!" Phat Mo said, "I'm just a good Lib'ral, askin' Li'l Willie's advice!" But in the Judge's chambers, Ray gather'd felonies, Left stabs him with their steely lies, but Right must INDICT this Beast!
Best I can remember, Reagan wasn't like this WHORE'd... We have to find a passage back to the way things were before! "Relax!" said Bill Clinton, "I'm the Master of Deceipt... With the Media on my side, I'm impossible to defeat!!"
We'll see, Slick Willie, we'll see...
FReegards...MUD
43 posted on 9/20/2001, 2:20:52 PM by Mudboy Slim (Wunnerful thangs R bout ta happen....)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it." -- Mark Twain (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Ol' Samuel Langhorne Clemens was prescient in describing our sitting POTUS... TraitorJOE Biden!!
Make America Great Again...TRUMP 2024!!
Regards...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"The Times They Are A'Changin'" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "The Times They Are A-Changin'")
Come gather round, Sheeple...in office and home... And admit that corruption in DeeCee has grown!! Then, demand that JOEZ TREASON shall not be condoned!! WE MUST FIGHT!! Our Nation's worth savin'!! Country, better stop sleepin' or yer souls RATZ shall own... Folks, the times they are a'changin'...
Come, blow-dried twit Networks who tyrannize with your "spin"... This Prez'dent has spied...WE MUST NOW INDICT HIM!! And CONVICT JOEZ goons...then WE'LL IMPRISON SLICK!! Yes, Carlson's sellin' TRUTH 'bout JOEZ TREASON!! Swamp's poltroons, y'know, we'll be FReepin' the Net!! Press, the times they are a'changin'...
Come Senators, Congressmen, please heed our call... Please stand up fer Justice...please tear down JOEZ walls!! Folks, watch how you vote...'cuz we're watchin' y'all!! Battle fer hearts and minds rages... We'll soon FReep yer meetings and fill up yer halls... Pols, the times they are a'changin'...
Come mothers and fathers throughout the Land... Look in yer kids' eyes...they are yer Scottish Clan... Yer sons and yer daughters...look to you, MAKE YER STAND!!! Left's Cold War has moved to this Nation!! Please get out and help us...AIN'T PATRIOTISM GRAND?!! Parents, the times they are a'changin'...
(Excellent harp jammin')
The line has been drawn...foundation's been cast!! WE'LL WHUP Biden NOW...THEN IMPRISON SLICK LAST!! Welcome Prez'dent Trump...RINOZ, get off yer A$$... New World Order is rapidly fadin'!! And the People's Power'll be returned at last... Ohhh, the times they are a'changin'!!
FReegards...MUD
55 posted on 10/10/2001, 5:06:54 PM by Mudboy Slim
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Sheeple Gotzta Be FRee!" (To be sung to The Rascals' "People Got To Be Free")
All the World over, it's so easy to see... Sheeple ev'rywhere just wanna be FRee! Listen here, listen 'bout Ol' JOEZ TYRANNY... DETHRONE LEFT'S TYRANT...Sheeple gotzta be FRee!!
Folks must see-ee...what a lovely, lovely World this could be... If everyone learned to FReep Ol' JOEY! Unh hunh... Seems that he...sold us out, sold our Security!! Ohh, how can you and me really ever trust JOEY B.?! Now...help me now!! All the World over, good folks yearn to be FRee... People in this Country don't need squat from DemFreaks!! We must now demand it...screw Dem folks in DeeCee... People really care...you must believe me!!
"If there's a Man, whose down and needs a helpin' hand... All it takes is YOU to understand and pull him thru. Ahh ah ah... Seems to me...we gotta solve it individually... And I'll do unto you what you do fer me!!"
Buh-uh-uh-ut... I'll be shoutin' from the Mountains or out to Sea... Don't you worry 'bout it...Sheeple gotzta be FRee!! Ask me my opinion...'bout impris'nin JOEY... Now that's a lyin' bastard, don't deserve to be FRee!!
Get RIGHT on board, now... Oh, what a feelin'...won'tcha come on and FReep!! Gonna move some mountains...make'em hear in DeeCee! All patriots say come on and go see... Sheeple are awakening...good folks, MARCH ON DEECEE!!
See that train over there... That's the Train of FReedom!! JOE'll soon take a dive...any minute now... You know it's been a long...long overdue! Look Out, Bold Trumpsters comin' right on thru...
FReegards...MUD
93 posted on 10/11/2001, 12:47:33 AM by Mudboy Slim
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Black's FReepers!!" (To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Black Peter")
All of Greg's FRiends came to see him last night... Sultan's watchin' with the Lord at his side. Landru, Stormhands and JLA know Devolving Power's sooo Right!!
Ignore Left's spin...the Medyuh fools retards!! Next, Hoo-oo-oo'll stand 'gainst Big Guv'ment RATZ?! Must make our stand...Dem Lib'ral FReeaks all LIE!! Folks, my FRiends shall live to meet the Band!!
FReepers love Rush and Sean Hannity's vibe... Right we trust...gonna whup RATZ Power!! MUD don't play...Dem Socialists ain't Right!! Left's sorrow is great...help US FReep RATZ out!!
Yes, Greg knew Obenshain...Warner's Judgement Day!! Now we must fight fer this Great Country...and Right shall win!! Poet's looking down on US...future's lookin' up!! Fi-i-ight fer yer children...my FRiends, we have the Power!! Fight RAT-Power...Fight Left's Power!!
You FReepers should know...ModSquad FReepers ain't fair!! Thank God there are men as BOLD as Meek!! ForGod'sSake, we're all FReepers...ModSquad, please reFRain!! Folks, let's fight to be FRee!! Liberty!! Must be FRee!! Come...Liberty...we're FRee!!
Mudboy Slim (3 June 2005)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Woodstock II (RightWingVersion)" (To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young's "Woodstock")
Well, I came upon a dude named Rush... He was talkin' about Left's 'Ho-oh-oh... And I asked him, "Tell me where we are goin'?!" Limbaugh told me...
Said, "We're goin' to the DeeCee Mall... Gonna join in The Patriots' Stand... Rebuild Reagan's Shinin' City on the Hill...yeah!!"
We are starvin'...fer some Boldness... RE-IMPEACH...Senate shall CONVICT!! Folks, we must now DETHRONE Slick the Evil Tyrant!!!
Folks, show the Left what Right is... Lib'rals shall recoil in FRight!! Yes, they'll cower from Lord's Justice... Waco's burnin'... DemocRATZ're the Party of Fear... FReepers, ain't it time we make Our Stand?! Just IGNORE the Media Spin... Dem Marxist Whores ain't winnin'!!!
We're the Right-Wing...we're emboldened... We'll git Slick...you know it, too, Rush!! We shall then INDICT Clinton...CONVICT! IMPRISON!! By the time we got to Abe's spot... We were o'er One Million Strong... Poker Face cranked righteous songs...Whatta Celebration!!! Yes, we FReep because we love this Great Land... Takin' MY guns?! That won't fly... Demand Justice fer Slick's lies... Lord, Save Our Nation!!
Git Out, Lib'rals!! Yer time's OVER!! Yer payin' up fer yer Devil's Bargain!! 'Cuz we got to get ourselves back to God's Gah-ah-ah-arden!!
Mudboy Slim 20 September 2000
FReegards...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Short-Haired Country Boy" (To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Long-Haired Country Boy")
People say I'm no good, crazy as a loon... 'Cuz I sing songs after midnight, trash Clinton in ev'ry tune! Cuz Slick's like my Ol' Horn'Dog Hound... He likes to play the field gettin' laid! You may not think I'm funny, but I damn-sure got it made...
'Cuz I ain't askin' my guv'ment fer nuthin'... Folks, I can get it on my own! So if you don't like the songs I'm singin'... LIB'RALS, leave this short-haired country boy alone!
Prez'dent's squawkin' on TeeVee, trashin' some Camel named "JOE"... Smirks while betraying our Nation, slaughters innocents in Kosovo!! Left says, "Clinton walks on water," but I don't think that's true. Some of us think Slick's DemocRATZ will be doin' a little walkin' soon!!
'Cuz Emperor Bill ain't clothed in nuthin'... GrandPa says, "You reap what you have sown!" If you don't like the Truth I'm singin'... You just leave this "Mad Libertarian" ALONE!!
(reprise)
Reno tries to delay, but us FReepers got the dirt... DemocRATZ run fer cover, but Rush Limbaugh's words must hurt. The Lib'rals say, "Ev'rything is fine!" But each politician needs yer Vote. Slick's holdin' on by the skin of his balls... But his Party's become a joke!!
No, I ain't tellin' you Lib'rals nuthin'... That ya'll shouldn't know on your own! So if you don't like the "MUD" I'm slingin'... You just leave onery Ol' Mudboy ALONE!!
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 07/09/1999 06:16:36 PDT by Mudboy Slim (upt@no.good!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Come Together!!" (To be sung to the Beatles' "Come Together")
Here comes the RightWing...we've been buildin' up slowly... Got TheDonald leadin'...got our troops a'rollin'!! We got Rush on the Eee-eye-bee; Mudboy Slim ain't jokin', Right's got RATZ on their knees!!
Left fears the Righteous...Libs got whupped at the polls!! RATZ love MarxistBernie...RATZ kill infant children!! Left's all naive fools...braindead freaks. One thing Right must tell Dems is folks gotzta be FRee!! Come Together, Right NOW...in DeeCee!!
DemRATZ're destructin'...Libs love Eeeee-vil Tyrants!! Left's got zero morals...Left's RAT-spine's a crackin'!! RATZ got FReeped down becuz Right's FRee!! Fight the LeftWing Commies 'cuz we loathe Tyranny!! Come together, Right NOW...help US FReep!!
Right!! Yo...
Keep rollin', Justice...we got Bill Barr diggin'!! Next, git RATboy Comey and that bozo Brennan!! We say, "One and one and one is three!!" RATZ love Guv'ment freebies, cast their votes on their knees!! Come together, Right NOW!! Drain DeeCee!!
Oh... Come together...yeah!! Come together...yeah!! Come together...yeah!! Come together...yeah!! Come together...yeah!! Come together...yea-eah-eahh!! Come together...yea-eah-eahh!! Come together...yeah!!
Never Fergit...MUD
1 posted on 9/11/2003, 12:03:46 AM by Mudboy Slim
Updated 21 February 2020...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"