Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:346964 Comments:4422
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
"Waco, Texas!!" (To be sung to Neil Young's "Pocahontas")
Just southward from South Dallas... Was a scarey firefight... Agents, they were slaughtered... When Big Guv'ment flexed its might!! F.B.I. man...was Force really needed?!! Guv'ment soldiers...made babies scream!!
Slick killed folks 'cuz we're Christian... And Left cut the Righteous down!! RATZ love to abort babies... Slick said, "Gun 'em down!!" Left loathes Righteousness... RATZ love Commie SCUM!! F.B.I. man, why'd y'all burn 'em up?!
Left massacred our youngest ones... (YIE-YIE-YIE!!) Willie ran over them with tanks!! (YIE-YIE-YIE!!) Slick's firebombs silenced children's screams... And Left's LIES were what really stank!! Lib'ral paradox..."Was Slick's Massacre FAIR?!!" Slim's got Indian blood...it's Slick's scalp I'll snare!!
(Guitar pickin'...)
Bill Clinton is a TYRANT!! Re-Impeach Slick's arse to Hell!! Let's FReep fer Waco, Texas... We'll celebrate our health!! We ain't mournin'...it's Justice we seek!! It's a bold stand...Fer Justice FReep!!
Sure, maybe Janet Reno... (YIE-YIE-YIE!!) Will LIE like a good hire... (YIE-YIE-YIE!!) But I know Willie really good... And Bill Clinton ordered "FIRE!!" Burnt that Compound down...killed them Christian "FReaks!!" Janet Reno...Waco, Texas still stinks!! Mister Clinton...Waco, Texas still stinks!! Waco, Texas!!
FReegards...MUD
265 posted on 5/8/2004, 7:38:21 PM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Patriot Mudboy's RightWing Tune!!" (To be sung to Arlo Guthrie's "Gabriel's Mother's Highway Ballad #16")
Folks, heed my warning, Guv'ment Debt HURTS OUR Land... Come on, children, come on... Algore was bawlin', "Yer killin' my Plan!!" Come on, children, come on...
Country knows...Truth must be told!! Come on, Limbaugh, come on... Dem RAT-FREAKS keep spendin'...Right must be BOLD!! Come on, Glenn Beck, come on...
Come on, Patriots, let's be BOLD!! Freedom's gonna make US well!! WeThePeople, RAT-Elites MUST GO!! Vote Dem Statists straight to HELL!!
(BigMan pickin' it purty...)
Well, my kids grow'd up...folks, it don't take long... Come on, Jessie, come on... Family life is swell...let dad sing his songs!! Come on, Jakey, play drums...
Come on, RightWing, welcome home!! Briefers gonna treat you swell!! WeThePeople, righteous Right must VOTE!! Waco's where KIDZ blood was spil't!!
Come on, Patriots, help MUD sing... WHUP Dem Lib'rals, it's FUN!! All Americans gotta fancy FREE!! Come on, Biden, yer done!!
ALL TeaParties oughtta sing 'gainst Power!! Come on, FReepers, come on... Left's got nobody 'round, Truth done whupped RATZ butts!! Come on, Trumpsters, come on...
One of these days, 'fore Lincoln's Stair... Come on, Martin, come on... Syntaurs gonna sing...watch DemRATZ dispair!! Abe be likin' MUDZ songs!!
Heed the FoundingFathers...Power's best dispursed!! Run on, Marxists, run on... Can't make a Heaven while on this Earth!! Run on, Elitists, run on...
Come on, pod'nahs, let's be BOLD!! Freedom's gonna make US well!! WeThePeople, Socialism's OLDE!! Tell RINOZ to go to HELL!!
RightWing's gonna treat you well!! RATZ know Kenyan Barry's leading US to HELL!! Freedom's gonna make US well!! Mmmm..MUDZ gonna ring that bell!!
Mudboy Slim (3 March 2010)
Minor updates today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"The Ballad of Bobby Scott!!" (To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "The Ballad of Curtis Loew")
Well I used to live in Richmond before my kids were born... Fixin' up ol' neighborhoods to make myself some do-ough... Guv'ment was way too Lib'ral...schools failed the kids a lot... Tax and spend, Left wastes our money, led by RATZ like Bobby Scott!!
Bob Scott is a black RAT, with white Lib'ral friend$... When you gave yer legal bribes, Scott'd be quite debonair... Too "kewel" to be a hiphop bro, liked to say "I'm soooo Elite!!" Left'd give Bobby their money, his word he'd fail to keep!!
Bobby, be gone...Bobby Scott, yer a joke!! Yer answer's always "Guv'ment"...hatred you do stoke!! FReepers know you are useless, the voters won't be fooled!! 'Cuz Bobby Scott is a RAT bootlicker...high time fer someone new!!
Single nearin' fifty, strange rumors hounded him... Bobby usedta win big, now 3rd District's tired of him!! Fols, lend a hand, help us FReep...let's unseat this slime!! Term Limits are up to you... It's Revolution, Richmond-style!!
Socialism's wrong...Winsome roll, lady roll!! We'll help Sears raise some money...Semper Fi, we go!! Bobby Scott is just useless, his bills they always lose!! Vote Winsome Sears** on November 2nd, 'cuz it's yer Right to choose!!
Yes ma'am...
(excellent guitar-jammin' interlude)
On that day ol' Bobby lied, "I promise, things will change!!" Good people cast their votes, Bobby rued his Judgement Day!! Bobby served out his time, singin' the Black RAT Blues... But when he called fer racial strife, Dem voters said, "YOU LOSE!!"
Big Guv'ment's wrong...Winsome roll, hey Winsome roll!! DemRATZ subsist on FEAR, but Lib'rals ain't got no soul!! FReepers say it's sweet Justice, helpin' Bobby Scott to lose... But Winsome Sears' a righteous leader...3rd District, she's good news!!
Mudboy Slim
37 posted on 7/31/2004, 12:51:12 PM by Mudboy Slim
BTW...**Virginia's Next Governor
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Vast RightWing Is Rockin'!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Can't you hear me knockin'?")
Yeah!! Yeah, we got Reagan roots... Yeah, we whup DemRATZ Tools!! Left's just victimized... BidenBOTZ...Chi-Com SPIES!!
Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Don't be Lib'ral!! Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Medyuh WHORE'd!! Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Won't you help US FReep?! Yeah!!
TraitorJOEY, he's a strange one... Help US, Nation...we're in danger... Reject Biden...he's no leader!!
Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Folks, won't you help US FReep?! Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Biden's UNFIT TO LEAD, yeah!! Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Yeah...reject TraitorJOE!! We're Right NOW!!
RightWing's singin'...FReedom rolls... Right shall bring it...we got soul!! Left keeps beggin'...RATZ ain't FRee!! Right's arse-kickin'...Swamp's fer FReaks!! We're small-townin'...Right's gonna lead you now!! Righteous growlin'... Yeah, Right's gonna FReep y'all now...NOW...NOW!! Hear MUD howlin'...y'all, y'all gotta help US FReep Power!! RightWing's rockin'...y'all, gonna FReep Left down!!
(cool percussion/guitar/winds ensemble to fade...)
Mudboy Slim
91 posted on 8/5/2004, 12:08:50 AM by Mudboy Slim
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"DeeCee's Hurtin'!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Beast of Burden")
Left's Tyranny...Big Guv'ment's burden... DemRATZ're WRONG...but their side's hurtin'!! All Right wants fer you...Vote fer Liberty!! Right's tired of bein' Left's Beast of Burden!! Big Guv'ment's vile...Left's Power is wors'nin'!! All I want is fer you to LOATHE Tyranny!!
Are YOU smart enuff?!! Are YOU tuff enuff?!! We ain't rich enuff...Right's not too proud to FReep!!
Left's tyranny...Biden's sedition!! Help save OUR home...from Sosh'list cretins!! Tucker's on the video...Come on, Nation, help FReep Tyranny!!
Ain't YOU smart enuff?!! Ain't you tuff enuff?!! RATZ just bitch'n'bluff... Right sees Left LOATHES the FRee!!
Oh silly Lib'rals... Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty Libs... Yer sooo petty, petty, petty, petty, petty Lib-uh-rulls!! Pretty petty...Such a pretty petty ditzy girls... Come on, Nation, please, please, FReep!!
I'll tell ya... Marxists, Fear our Power...Fear our FReeps!! Fear the Power of our votes when we meet!! Left's goin' down...Devolve Power!! Join Right's quest fer Liberty!!
Left is a sickness...Right shall whup Left's butt!! Reject tyranny...RightWing's showin' off!! There's one thing, Lib'rals, that I don't understand... You keep on telling me...Trump ain't yer kinda man!!
Is Trump just too tuff?!! Ooh, baby... Don't RATZ like it ruff?!! Elites bitch'n'bluff...Guv'ment Left LOVES!! Ooh! Ooh!
Left's Tyranny...has DeeCee hurtin'... Right's Liberty...we'll FReep fer FReedom!! Never, never, never, never, never forsake yer Liberty!!
Right's tired of bein' Left's Beast of Burden... Left, quit yer fussin' and learn to EARN IT!!
Never, never, never, never, never give up bein' FRee!!
Mudboy Slim
109 posted on 8/7/2004, 5:24:10 PM by Mudboy Slim
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"My FRiends!!" (To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "My Friends")
My FRiends, I'm quite impressed... Yer zeal's unquestioned!! FReepin' excellence... Uprise!! 'Cuz TRUTH is on our side!! Reject RATZ swill...you know I will!!
TraitorJOEZ got it rough... Swamp's gettin' desperate!! Hunter's Prison-bound... MUD wants...to give JOE many years... Fer TREAS'NOUS Acts!!
I love all of you... Who're Right and Bold!! Fight hard, demanding TRUTH!! RATZ...Y'all don't know yerselves!!
My FRiends are FReedom-blessed... Let's FReep the World!! Ignore the LeftWing Press... They forge...TRUTH, RATZ wanna suppress!! Left must confess!!
I love all of you... HOO're Right and Bold!! Fight hard...demanding TRUTH!! RATS...Y'all don't know yerselves!!
Imagine...Dream...Export Liberty!! Bein' FRee is "peace"!! I hurt fer Lib-uhh-rulls... 'Cuz Marx is DEATH!! Each tyrant's bound to fall... Muslims...yer trust is what we want... As FRiends, we'll live!!
I love all of you... HOO're Right and Bold!! Life's hard...Demand the Truth!! RATZ...Y'all don't know yerselves!!
Mudboy Slim
1 posted on 9/18/2004, 11:35:05 PM by Mudboy Slim
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Right's Fightin' FEAR!!" (To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Wish You Were Here")
Folks, do you think you can tell... DeeCee from Hell?!! Yer rights be damned!! Shall we fell Dem vile thugs?!! Or sheepishly kneel?!! Yer life should be brave... Won't you fight fer yer kids?!!
And did RATZ force you to trade... Real heroes fer "JOE"?!! Sweet Justice fer "Peace"?!! FReedom fer "secur'ty"?!! Big Guv'ment must change... 'Cuz Nation's been stained... TraitorJOEZ weakness breeds War!! JOE Biden's goals are Left's shame!!
(Beautiful pickin' and strummin' by conservativemusician and the Big Man)
How I wish...Socialists were not here... Lib'rals are lost souls... Beggin' 'cuz they won't work!! Guv'ment's Left's pimp!! Right must retake the same old ground... Sing out, be proud...FReedom's dear!! Right's fightin' FEAR!!
(pickin' and strummin' to fade...)
Doo doo dah doo......
Mudboy Slim
211 posted on 10/7/2004, 2:51:31 PM by Mudboy Slim
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
George Washington, Thomas Jefferson Samuel Adams, First Chief Justice John Jay Names synonymous with the spirit of our country Founding fathers of the U.S.A.
Over 200 years ago they shook off the chains of tyranny from Great Britain By divine call Citing 27 biblical violations they wrote the Declaration of Independence With liberty and justice for all
But something happened since Jefferson called the Bible the cornerstone For American liberty then put it in our schools as a light Or since "Give me liberty, or give me death," Patrick Henry said Our country was founded on the Gospel of Jesus Christ
We eliminated God from the equation of American life Thus eliminating the reason this nation first began From beyond the grave I hear the voices of our founding fathers plead You need God in America again
Of the 55 men who formed the Constitution Fifty-two were active members of their church Founding fathers like Noah Webster who wrote the first dictionary Could literally quote the Bible chapter and verse
James Madison said, "We've staked our future on our ability to follow The Ten Commandments with all our heart" These men believed you couldn't even call yourself an American If you subvert the Word of God
In his farewell address, Washington said, "You can't have national morality apart from religious principle," and it's true 'Cause right now we have nearly 150,000 kids carrying guns To these war zones we call public schools
In the '40's and '50's student problems were chewing gum and talking In the '90's, rape and murder are the trend The only way this nation can even hope to last this decade Is put God in America again
The only hope for America is Jesus The only hope for our country is Him If we repent of our ways stand firm and say We need God in America again
Abe Lincoln said, "The philosophy of the classroom in one generation Will be the philosophy of government of the next" So when you eliminate the Word of God from the classroom and politics You eliminate the nation that Word protects
America is now number one is teen pregnancy and violent crime Number one in illiteracy, drug use, and divorce Everyday a new holocaust of 5,000 unborn die While pornography floods our streets like open sewers
America's dead and dying hand is on the threshold of the Church While the spirit of Sodom and Gomorrah vex us all When it gets to the point where people would rather Come out of the closet than clean it It's a sign that the judgment of God is gonna fall
If there's ever been a time to rise up Church, it's now And as the blood bought saints of the living God proclaim That it's time to sound the alarm from the Church house to the White House And say, "We want God in America again"
I believe it's time for America to stand up and proclaim That one nation under God is our demand And send this evil lifestyle back to Satan where it came from and let the Word of God revive our dying land
For Jesus Christ is coming back again in all His glory And every eye shall see Him on that day That's why a new anointing of God's power's coming on us To boldly tell the world you must be saved
Because astrology won't save you, your horoscope won't save you The Bible says these things are all a farce If you're born again, you don't need to look to the stars for your answers 'Cause you can look to the very One who made those stars
History tells us time and time again To live like there's no God makes you a fool If you want to see kids live right Stop handing out condoms and start handing out the Word of God in schools
The only hope for America is Jesus The only hope for our country is Him If we repent of our ways Stand firm and say We need God in America again
Written by Carman
319 posted on 10/16/2004, 2:31:13 AM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Don't Surrender!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "No Surrender")
Yeah, Dem Lib'rals got no class...RATZ tyranny's built fer fools... We learn more from the FReepublic Forum, Nation, then we ever learned in school!! We'll fight Left's fear...our neighborhoods're standin' proud... Singin' from our hearts...we're singin' loud!! We shan't git tired...our goal must be EXPOSE Left's LIES!! So git up and FReep now...
Dutch Reagan's promise lives on in all who remember... Yer Effete, Marxists, you'll surrender!! We're soldiers in a Righteous fight...it's our Peace we'll defend... RATZ retreat, Biden, you'll surrender!!
DemRATZ faces are mad and cold... Swamp's schemes are weak and olde... We abhor Big Guv'ment and Medyuh Spin... And Right's ready to stand tall again!! We hear Dem Marxist voices cheerin' fer JOE... DemRATZ, they ain't too smart!! Well maybe we could give Libs a place of their own... Send Dem Lib-uh-rulls to Mars!!
Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September... "No retreat...Dubyuh won't surrender!!" George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!! Don't retreat, Nation, don't surrender!!
Folks, hit the streets to fight fer Right...we'll win!! We're armed with the TRUTH 'gainst Media's spin... Culture War's the fight we're wagin'... RATZ say the fault's OURS fer the war we're winnin'... I wanna FReep Elites...Peacenik's LIE...Damn the Lib'rals' dread!! Fer our wide open country we shall fight...we got heroic dreams in our heads!!
Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September... "No retreat, Country won't surrender!!" George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!! Boldly FReep, Patriots, don't surrender!!
Mudboy Slim
1 posted on 10/28/2004, 2:00:58 PM by Mudboy Slim
Partially Updated Today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"FACTS!!" (Written and Performed by Tom MacDonald and Ben Shapiro)
[Verse 1: Tom MacDonald] They call me offensive, controversial Theres only two genders, boys and girls They cant cancel my message Cause Im the biggest independent rapper in the whole freaking world Claim that Im racist, yeah, alright Im not ashamed because Im white If every Caucasians a bigot, I guess every Muslims a terrorist Every liberal is right I dont wanna talk to folks who dont get it Go woke, go broke, no hope, its pathetic Pro-choice, pronouns, pro-love, youre progressives But you aint pro-gun, no one to protect it Where the American flags at? Remember when people would hang those? Theyve been taken down They all been replaced with BLM flags or a rainbow
[Pre-Chorus: Tom MacDonald] This aint rap, this aint money, cars, and clothes We aint sellin drugs, we aint gonna overdose We aint pushing guns, aint promoting stripper poles We wont turn your sons into thugs or your daughters into hoes
[Chorus: Tom MacDonald] I dont care if I offend you, I was put here to upset you You can cry and you can scream, you can riot in the streets You defunded the police, now theres no one to protect you I hope I offend you, I ask myself, What would Ben do? Lets just keep it real, facts dont care how you feel, man If you want my pronouns, Im the man Im the man who dont respect you
[Verse 2: Ben Shapiro with Tom MacDonald] Lets look at the stats, Ive got the facts My money like Lizzo, my pockets are fat Homie, Im epic, dont be a WAP Dawg, its a yarmulke, homie, no cap Look at the graphs, look at my charts Youre blowing money on strippers and cars Youre going to prison, Im on television Dawg, no one knows who you are Keep hating on me on the internet My comments section all woke Karens And I make racks off compound interest Yall live with your parents Nicki, take some notes, I just did this for fun All my people download this, lets get a Billboard number one
[Pre-Chorus: Tom MacDonald] This aint rap, this aint money, cars, and clothes We aint sellin drugs, we aint gonna overdose We aint pushing guns and promoting stripper poles We wont turn your sons into thugs or your daughters into hoes
[Chorus: Tom MacDonald] I dont care if I offend you, I was put here to upset you You can cry and you can scream, you can riot in the streets You defunded the police, now theres no one to protect you I hope I offend you, I ask myself, What would Ben do? Lets just keep it real, facts dont care how you feel, man If you want my pronouns, Im the man Im the man who dont respect you
[Bridge: Tom MacDonald] You mad, you mad, you mad I guess its cool to be the victim, well, Ima be the man You sad, you sad, you sad You just try to get attention, being triggereds all you have You mad, you mad, you mad You blame everybody else for every problem that you can You sad, you sad, you sad I will never say Im sorry, I aint taking nothing back
[Chorus: Tom MacDonald] I dont care if I offend you, I was put here to upset you You can cry and you can scream, you can riot in the streets You defunded the police, now theres no one to protect you I hope I offend you, I ask myself, What would Ben do? Lets just keep it real, facts dont care how you feel, man If you want my pronouns, Im the man Im the man who dont respect you
Ben Shapiro a "RAPPER"? Strange days...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"We're RAD...the Nation's Right!!" (To be sung to ZZ Top's "I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide")
Got Tucker mowin' down RATZ HO's with a righteous zeal... We got Mark Levin on attack...we're gonna make JOE Biden SQUEEEAL!! We're throwin' down NOW...DemRAT Lib'rals FEAR OUR Might... Patriots're laughin', (but) we ain't jokin'...Fer Justice We Shall Fight! Yes, we're RA-AD!! This Nation's Right... RATZ're SA-AD...Dem Marxists BITE!!
FReepin' 'gainst Dem lightweights and their BigGuv'mentPlans... Got Sean Hannity on Fox...got ClearChannel makin' stands. We Support Troops'n'Justice...Left's just Brain-Dead FOOLS!! They smokin' whacky weeds...Dem Minions're Tyrants' Tools!! Welcome back!!! OUR Nation's Right!! Yeah, we're RA-AD!! Truth's Worth the Fight!!
(The BigMan givin' his guitar a workout)
Folks, Mudboy's grooovin' down the road in his pickup Ford, Gonna Indict TraitorJOE...we'll git our tax rates lowered. RATZ Love Chi-Com HO's...OUR Great Country JOEZ betrayed, DemLib'rals are in trouble 'cuz folks know RATZ promote HATE!! Right's RA-AD...OUR Nation's Right!! RATZ're bad, bad, bad, bad, bad...RATZ We'll INDICT!!
(Guitar jammin' to fade)
Mudboy Slim (04/25/2003)
370 posted on 11/21/2004, 8:35:14 PM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH the HildaBeast's Hubby!!)
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Don't Tread on Me" (Written and Performed by Metallica)
Liberty or death, what we so proudly hail once you provoke her, rattling of her tail never begins it, never, but once engaged... never surrenders, showing the fangs of rage
don't tread on me so be it Threaten no more... To Secure Peace is to Prepare Fer War!!! So Be It!! Settle the score!! Touch me again for the words that you'll hear evermore...
Don't Tread on Me!! Love it or Live it, She with the Deadly Bite!! Quick is the blue tongue, forked as lighting strike Shining with brightness, always on surveillance The eyes, they never close, emblem of vigilance
Don't tread on me So be it Threaten no more To Secure Peace is to Prepare for War!! So Be It!! Settle the score Touch me again for the words that you'll hear evermore...
Don't Tread on Me!!
(Guitar jammin'...)
So Be It!! Threaten no more to secure peace is to prepare for war liberty or death, what we so proudly hail once you provoke her, rattling on her tail
so be it threaten no more to secure peace is to prepare for war so be it settle the score touch me again for the words that you'll hear evermore... don't tread on me
212 Posted on 09/25/2001 09:33:33 PDT by MWS
FReegards...MUD
387 posted on 10/1/2001, 9:38:33 AM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Willie and the Hand Jive" (To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Willie and the Hand Jive")
I know a cat named Ol' Slick Willie... Gotta phat ol' chick named BigAssed Hill'ry! She's a squawkin', dried-up, worn-out shrew... So Slick just plays that ol' skin flute! Look out, Country, it's an intern 'ho'... Doin' Slick's hand jive...knees to the flo'! Medyuh's havin' a pretty good time... 'Cuz Left don't see where treason's a crime. Hand jive, hand jive, hand jive... Slap that monkey blind!
Slick was a young Ozark A.G. ... When he ambushed poor Juanita B!! Sex Fiend Willie gave her quite a treat... When he raped that lady, her lip did bleed. Quaint style, Slick's VILE, he smiles, "Baby, get yo'self some ice!!"
Slick and Hill'ry...they having a ball... Abusin' their Power and that ain't all, 'Cuz they committed TREASON it's plain to see... Slick's tellin' them big lies on TeeVee. Slick LIES, Slick SPIES, Slick's all MINE!! Slick'll do that Prison Time!!!
Hey...hey-ey...
Mudboy Slim
32 Posted on 10/03/2000 09:00:31 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Oh, say can you see, by the dawn's early light, What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming? Whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight, O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming? And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air, Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there. O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
On the shore, dimly seen through the mists of the deep, Where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes, What is that which the breeze, o'er the towering steep, As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses? Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam, In full glory reflected now shines on the stream: 'Tis the star-spangled banner! O long may it wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.
And where is that band who so vauntingly swore That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion A home and a country should leave us no more? Their blood has wiped out their foul footstep's pollution. No refuge could save the hireling and slave From the terror of flight, or the gloom of the grave: And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.
Oh! thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand Between their loved homes and the war's desolation! Blest with victory and peace, may the heaven-rescued land Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation. Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just, And this be our motto: "In God is our trust." And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!
Francis Scott Key (1779 - 1843)
You just don't get to hear the entire National Anthem much these days...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Right's Battle Against Left's WHORE'd" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "The Battle of Evermore")
The King of Lyin' smugly bows... "Respect the Prez," we're told... "Protests shall cease...he'll be gone soon... Just leave Ol' Slick alone!!"
Has the Right lost its mind?! DETHRONE LEFT'S WHORE!! Lib'rals kill with great delight... The Right must fight this War... Folks, throw down the gauntlet now... Rest not 'til Slick's DETHRONED!! Side-by-side, we'll FReep and fight... Right shall win this Culture War!! Ohh-oh-ah-oahhhhh...
Hey...Dems gotta wonder... How far protectin' Slick they'll go! I'm waitin' fer some Righteous Republicans... To stand up and RE-IMPEACH Left's 'HO!! The Wisdom of the Forefathers told... "Preserve Equal Justice!!" Imprison Slick 'cuz Law don't care... 'Tween Knave or President...No nooooo!! This Country is worth the fight... Truth shall CONDEMN Left's Blight!! Lib'rals enslave folks brown and black... RATZ Med'yuh feeds their dread...ohhhh... Fear is the Lib'rals' Plight... Publik-skewl-ignorantized!!! This World is filled with Good and Bad... How will our children know?! Ohh...now...ohh-oh-ohhh...
Orwell, yer book wuz WRONG... Bold FReepers taught me so... Fine time fer an uprise... RE-IMPEACH RATZ CHI-COM 'HO!! The Pain of War cannot exceed... Waco's burnt stench of Death!! Our drums shall shake Congressional Halls... Our guitars shall steal Slick's breath!! Fight on...sing fer our Nation...Fight on... VOTE RIGHT...the Left shall fall!! No need for Fear...we'll set things Right... Our Might'll transform the World!! Dance with the FReepin' Right... Sing 'til the mornin' lights!! History looms...be Strong and Bold... We'll bring Truth'n'Justice back!! Bring it back...
At last, Reagan'll be smilin'... At Guv'ment small and nice. We'll have caged The Butcher of Christians... Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!! Ahhh...ee-eye-ohhhh...ahhh-ah-ahh...
Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT... Bring it back...INDICT Slick...bring it back...then CONVICT...
Oh now...oh now...oh now...YES, NOW...oh now...oh now...oh now... Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT...bring it back... Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW ooh... Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW SING IT!! Sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it.....
FReegards...MUD
24 Posted on 09/26/2000 13:19:25 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Impeachment Fever!!" (To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Cat Scratch Fever")
Ha-aiigh!! Well, JOE don't know where we come from, but we're comin' on strong... Swamp knows we're gonna Impeach!! Yeah, the polls say folks don't want it, 'cuz Ol' Kamala's No Good... Those pollsters ain't been talkin' to me!! Come join me...Catch the Fever! Impeachment Fever!!
It's high time Biden got it...got his son Hunter cowed... JOEZ been in-bred...Obama's paramour! Jill Biden's playin' doctor, TraitorJOEZ starting wars... JOE needs'im an intern humidor!!! We're gettin'...Impeachment Fever! Election's nearing! It's growin'...Impeachment Fever! Left is quiv'rin'! It's gettin' dangerous...RATZ'll feel our pain! Folks want a ch-ch-change! You know it's over when...Lib'rals complain, "It's okay for RATZ to LIE... Guys...Oh, can't we drop this thing?!"
Well, JOE makes those Lib'rals purr...what a masterful "man"... JillB loves her husband, "The Creep"!! The Left knows election's blown...sad times for DemocRATZ... They love Guv'ment, but they're just Sheep!! Come join me...Catch the Fever! Impeachment Fever! Go vote and FReep 'gainst TREASON! Rage against Left's "Leader"!
"John Ain't Jack [Kennedy]!!" (To be sung to the Who's "Happy Jack")
Hanoi John, he ain't bold, he's a girley-man... He fibbed about Nam...LIED about his friends!! The Libs would all sing, "John would make a strong King!!" Still, RATZ know John ain't Slick...he shall not be Prez'dent!!
Kerry tried to be Jack...he's tried and tried and tried!! But Hanoi John ain't Jack...RATZ lied and lied and lied and lied and lied!!
Medyuh's tryin' to help John, but John Kerry's crashin'!! DemRATZ couldn't prevent Bush from whuppin' Kerry!!
No, RATZ couldn't stop Bush from a landslide vict'ry!! And Left couldn't prevent Right from feeling happy!!
Kerry tried to be Jack...he's tried and tried and tried!! But Hanoi John ain't Jack...RATZ lied and lied and lied and lied and lied!!
No, John'll never become Jack...he's too damned Lib'ral!! Folks, we liberated Iraq...Sic Semper Tyrannus!!
Mudboy Slim (7/12/2004)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Bite Me, Slick...You Bully!!" (To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Gimme Back My Bullet")
My life's been strange since I began FReepin' Slick... 'Cuz I sing the Hard Line..."Throw Slick Willie in the Clink!!" But I'll keep on FReepin' like Good Patriots do... Bubba, we got our Band together...gonna ROCK all over you!!
Bite Me, Slick...you Bully!! Prison's Right where you belong... Ain't foolin' 'round, boy...Yer Evil Reign is Done!! We'll make the Sheeple know yer Chi-Com SCUM!! Bite Me, Slick...you Bully!!!
Scair't ClintonButtBoys done hacked my 'puter down... But we'll have Ol' Slick on his knees...gonna force Slick outta town!! Folks, Slick's leavin' this Game one step ahead of MUD... And you WILL see Slick in CHAINS...Sic Semper Tyrannus!!!
Re-Impeach Slick Willie!! Prison's right where Slick belongs!!! Must cast Bill down...see Equal Justice is DONE!!! Nation SHALL rise up...DETHRONE CLINTON!!! Re-Impeach...then Convict Slick Willie!! You shouldda RESIGNED, Billy...
(Guitar Jammin')
Been on Slick's butt since back in Ninety-Three... Feds told me to stop...but I am, therefore I FReep!! Now MUDZ got a Band, we're gettin' better every day... Tell all Meek Republicans..."Betta got outta our way!!" Bite ME, Slick...you Bully!!! Hell is right where you belong!! You've met yer match, boy, you TREASONOUS SCUM... Ain't gonna see no more damage done!! Re-Impeach...then Convict Slick Willie!!!
"Imagine!!" (MUDZ revised version) (2 B sung to John Lennon's "Imagine")
Imagine NO bureaucracy, Socialism LEFT 2 DIE... No damned IRS, a reigned in F.B.I.!! Imagine all GOOD PEOPLE with increased take home pay... Ah ha ah ahhh!!
Imagine NO MORE Wacos, no booted thugs 2 rue... Convicting Slick 4 TREASON; religious FReedom, too!! Imagine all GOOD PEOPLE, no "village" just families... Yoo HOO oooh!! You may say I'm a DREAMER... But MUD ain't the only ONE. I PRAY someday you'll join US... Limbaugh's WORK is far from done!!
Imagine unbridaled CAPITALISM... Regulation on the wane!! NO NEED 4 greed or HUNGER... Each spending what (s)he's earned!! Imagine ALL FREE PEOPLE, RATZ Left driven UNDERGROUND!! YOO HOO oooh ooh!! YOU may say, "MUDZ a schemer"... Lookin' out 4 Number O.N.E.!! But as a Generation Xer, the next century's OURS 2 RUN!!
Mudboy Slim (revised 13 September 2016)
BTW...TheDonald shall B Ronaldus Maximus REBORN, imho!!
Mudboy Slim posted on 2016-11-23
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Beat DemRATZ!!" (To be sung to Aerosmith's "Eat the Rich")
Wake up, folks, DemRATZ are uncouth!! Big Guv'ment's Hope and Change is borne of HATE!! FOOLS trust RAT-scammers, but Right knows the Truth... BureaucRATZ ain't no Master Race!! Tyrants'll be swinging from the pearly gates!! RightWing's got ALL the answers...Patriots, be bold!! Freedom's the key, Nation...Defeat RATZ Marxist WHORE'd!!
Folks, MUD spoke of this warning... When Slick Willie FRIED those kids. RAT-Media LOATHES FreeThinkers... Constitution's all but DEAD!! We're just ordinary people... That's why we make RATZ sick!! Folks, if Media knaves could speak the truth... TraitorJOEZ a Marxist prick!!
RATZ, I'm a sick of yer complainin'... 'Cuz YOU don't pay YER bills!! Left, I'm sick of all yer bitchin'... 'Bout FREE HealthCare and FREE pills!! Socialists ain't got no HONOR... RATZ HATE those who are Right!! Still, MUD thinks RATZ are just Marxist TOOLS... Help fight the righteous fight!! Beat DemRATZ!! Left spends and taxes...Guv'ment whores!! Beat DemRATZ!! Right must fight now...it's Culture War!! Beat DemRATZ!! We gotta WHUP Dem Marxist PESTS!! Beat DemRATZ!! Right shall fight Power...Freedom's our quest...un hunh!!
(Mini-FreakJam)
Folks, I called my Congresscritter... And I said, "Big Guv'ment's DUMB!!" Said, "Obama's just a LIAR... He's promoting Commie SCUM!! Dudes, OUR Country's in real trouble... My grandchildren shall git SCREWED!! Nation's DEBT Obama's doubled... RATS're LYING Marxist TOOLS!! Barry's smokin' marijuana... Left's led by IDIOTS!! Lib'rals prancin' in their yacht clubs... Grows rich on government!! Folks, there are big things a'happenin'... Constitution's on OUR side!! RATZ platitudes fool brainwashed twits... Dem Lib'rals bitch and whine!!" Beat DemRATZ!! Left spends and taxes...Guv'ment whores!! Beat DemRATZ!! Right must fight now...it's Culture War!! Beat DemRATZ!! We gotta WHUP Dem Marxist PESTS!! Beat DemRATZ!! Right shall fight Power...Freedom's our quest!!
(BigMan gittin' off on his guitar...)
Our freedoms are endangered... Dem Lib'rals ALWAYS LIE!! RATZ, we reject yer Marxist ways... Sweet liberty is nigh!! Folks, defeat Dem sons-of-bitches... JOEZ vile tyranny won't last!! So take yer BigGuv'ment, Biden... And shove it up yer A$$!! Beat DemRATZ!! Left spends and taxes...Guv'ment WHORE'd!! Beat DemRATZ!! Right must fight now...it's Culture War!! Beat DemRATZ!! We gotta WHUP Dem Marxist PESTS!! Beat DemRATZ!! Right shall fight Power...Freedom's our quest...un hunh!! Beat DemRATZ!! Patriots fightin' 'gainst Big Guv'ment WHORES!! Beat DemRATZ!! Watch Glenn Beck now...Tucker fer sure!! Beat DemRATZ!! Can't stop US now, Trump won't be lazy!! Beat DemRATZ!! That's our idea of a good time, DeeCee!!
Mudboy Slim (22 April 2010)
Minor updates today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"