Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:346998 Comments:4422
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
"Tombstone Blues" (Written and Performed by Robt. Zimmerman aka Bob Dylan)
The sweet pretty things are in bed now of course The city fathers they're trying to endorse The reincarnation of Paul Revere's horse But the town has no need to be nervous
The ghost of Belle Starr she hands down her wits To Jezebel the nun she violently knits A bald wig for Jack the Ripper who sits At the head of the chamber of commerce
Mama's in the fact'ry She ain't got no shoes Daddy's in the alley He's lookin' for the fuse I'm in the streets With the tombstone blues
The hysterical bride in the penny arcade Screaming she moans, "I've just been made" Then sends out for the doctor who pulls down the shade Says, "My advice is to not let the boys in"
Now the medicine man comes and he shuffles inside He walks with a swagger and he says to the bride "Stop all this weeping, swallow your pride You will not die, it's not poison"
Mama's in the fact'ry She ain't got no shoes Daddy's in the alley He's lookin' for the fuse I'm in the streets With the tombstone blues
Well, John the Baptist after torturing a thief Looks up at his hero the Commander-in-Chief Saying, "Tell me great hero, but please make it brief Is there a hole for me to get sick in?"
The Commander-in-Chief answers him while chasing a fly Saying, "Death to all those who would whimper and cry" And dropping a bar bell he points to the sky Saving, "The sun's not yellow it's chicken"
Mama's in the fact'ry She ain't got no shoes Daddy's in the alley He's lookin' for the fuse I'm in the streets With the tombstone blues
The king of the Philistines his soldiers to save Puts jawbones on their tombstones and flatters their graves Puts the pied pipers in prison and fattens the slaves Then sends them out to the jungle
Gypsy Davey with a blowtorch he burns out their camps With his faithful slave Pedro behind him he tramps With a fantastic collection of stamps To win friends and influence his uncle
Mama's in the fact'ry She ain't got no shoes Daddy's in the alley He's lookin' for the fuse I'm in the streets With the tombstone blues
The geometry of innocent flesh on the bone Causes Galileo's math book to get thrown At Delilah who sits worthlessly alone But the tears on her cheeks are from laughter
Now I wish I could give Brother Bill his great thrill I would set him in chains at the top of the hill Then send out for some pillars and Cecil B. DeMille He could die happily ever after
Mama's in the fact'ry She ain't got no shoes Daddy's in the alley He's lookin' for the fuse I'm in the streets With the tombstone blues
Where Ma Raney and Beethoven once unwrapped their bed roll Tuba players now rehearse around the flagpole And the National Bank at a profit sells road maps for the soul To the old folks home and the college
Now I wish I could write you a melody so plain That could hold you dear lady from going insane That could ease you and cool you and cease the pain Of your useless and pointless knowledge
Mama's in the fact'ry She ain't got no shoes Daddy's in the alley He's lookin' for the fuse I'm in the streets With the tombstone blues
One of my New Years' resolutions is to RETIRE D'A$$#OLE in '04!! [Spoiler Alert: Resolution Achieved]
"Puff, the Angry D'A$$hole!!" (To be sung to Peter, Paul and Mary's "Puff, the Magic Dragon")
Puff, the Senate Leader, Bane of the FRee... Tom ruled with an iron fist in Washington, DeeCee!! Lib'ral Commie Sosh'lists loved that D'A$$hole Puff, 'Cuz Tom pulled strings fer big airlines who'd hired Missuz Puff!! Bold!!
Puff, the would-be Prez'dent, loved Tyranny... He protected his friend Willie Slick, in a Trial fer Perjury!! South Dakota voters said, "Oh, whatta SLEAZE!!" And conspired to next autumn rid their State of Tommie's disease!!
Tom D'A$$hole, he would grovel fer Dem votes a cryin' shame... Tommie preyed on weakness..."Fear" was Puffboy's middle name!! Union thugs and bigots would bow whene'er Puff came, Lib'ral whips bent o'er and begged fer Puff's pork, oh so lame.
Puff, RATZ Leftist Leader, loathed liberty... Big Guv'ment was his Power trip and he'd tax all he could see!! Puff held judges hostage, shameful was he... He ruled from his Senate seat 'til he pissed off Hillary!!
The Senate loves its Power, but weakness leaves a void... HildaBeast and her man Slick returned...Left's overjoyed!! In '04, it happened, Johnnie Thune, he whupped li'l Puff!! 'Cuz voters in their wisdom, folks, they'd just had enuff!!
Puff's head was bent in sorrow, felled by Clinton's stain... Puff no longer weilded Power...fell off the gravy train!! Without his Leader's seat, Puff was just a knave... So Puff, that tiny tyrant, sadly slipped into a cave. Oh!
Puff, EX-DemRAT Leader, loathed by the FRee... Left dwindled down with evil Slick 'cuz DemRATZ chose Hillary!! Puff, that tragic figure, died mysteriously... The Sheeple called it Arkancide 'cuz it's Death by Slick Willie!!
FReegards...MUD
90 posted on 1/2/2004, 12:48:37 AM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"MAC-AULIFFE!!" (To be sung to Hank Williams, Jr.'s version of his daddy's song, "KAW-LIGA")
McAuliffe is a two-bit minion grovellin' fer RATZ Whores!! He sold his Soul to Ol' Slick Willie...sold Chi-Coms OUR Guns of War!! MAC-AULIFFE!! OOOOOOOOOHHH!! Grinnin' there as if Right doesn't know... FReepers demand answers...you gotta go!!
T-Mac always wore his pin-striped suits and pissed good folks off a lot... That Traitor stole from Union folks and smoked way too much pot!! MAC-AULIFFE!!! OOOOOOOHHH!!! Too corrupt to ever do what's Right... Because yer heart is stained from constant lyin'!!
(CHORUS) IN-DICT McAuliffe...Equal Justice demands this!! CON-VICT McAuliffe...'Tis in Prison he shall live!! Is it any wonder that Slick's face is red... McAuliffe, yer Party's good as dead!!
McAuliffe is a lowly minion...Sheeple just don't care. His fate is fixed to the Clinton Traitors but the Voters ain't aware!! MAC-AULIFFE!!! OOOOOOOOOOHHH!! In yer trial evidence'll grow... Right'll make sure, then, the Sheeple know.
Then one day RATZ Winnick shyster bought the Indian maid And took her, oh, so far away, but young McAuliffe stayed MAC-AULIFFE!! OOOOOOOOOHHH!! Punk stole from Winnick's Global Crossing... And wishes he was still McLowlife's Scheme.
(CHORUS) IN-DICT MAC-AULIFFE!! Equal Justice demands this!! CON-VICT MAC-AULIFFE!! In a prison cell he shall live!! Is it any wonder that Left's face is red... MAC-AULIFFE...RAT Party's good as dead!!!
Mudboy Slim
1 posted on 07/31/2002 2:03:03 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"FReep On!!" (To be sung to Aerosmith's "Dream On")
Prez'dent's Slime...Liberty, how Left fears her. All these lies, but the Truth's gettin' clearer... JOE Biden's SCUM!! JOE, yer Slime!...You've lied, now be gone... Isn't that the way? Can anybody trust the foolish words RATZ saayyyyy?
Yeah...sing with me, won't shed more tears, Sing for our futures, reject RATZ fears!! Sing with me, fight for the day... Ignore TeeVee polls, Good Patriots'll put JOE away-ay-ay-ay.
All JOEZ life's been a joke that enrages... Bought and sold by Commies from Asia! You know it's true... JO-O-O-OE...all these crimes lead back to you... Folks, sing with me, no need to fear... With all these scandals, Country's been queered! Sing with me, we'll win the day, No need for sorrow, the Good Lord'll make JOE pay... Ayy-yeahhh...
FReep on, FReep on, FReep on, FReep until our dreams come true! FReep on, FReep on, FReep on, FReep until it's RATZ who're screwed!! FReep on, FReep on, FReep on, FReep on, FReep on, FReep on, FReep on... Aighhhhhh... Sing with me, force out Left's SCUM... Sing for our Freedom and sing for our sons! Sing with me, whaddaya say? Maybe tomorrow, JOE Biden we'll INCARCERATE!! Sing with me, and later next year, Libs shall be slaughtered, destroyed for years! Sing with me, Trumpsters don't play... Maybe tomorrow, Presidents'll mean what they say!!
FReep On, folks, FReep on!!
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 08/15/1999 19:51:44 PDT by Mudboy Slim
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"John Makes Us Angry!!" (Based on "Johnny Get Angry" by Joanie Sommers)
John, before the war was through You came home, what did you do? You stood with Jane, you horses head Desecratin OUR war dead!!
Oh, John makes us angry, John makes us mad Hes the biggest DOOFUS, RATZ ever had Hes not a Brave man, just Klintons fave man Johnny, we DON'T really care, really care for you!!
Every time youre on TV Lyin about the economy Bout terrorism you never speak Must you always act so weak???
Oh, John makes us angry, John makes us mad Hes the biggest DOOFUS, RATZ ever had Hes not a Brave man, just Klintons fave man Johnny, we DON'T really care, really care for you!!
America wants someone who We can always look up to In November well cheer your loss And Re-elect GEORGE - Our Boss!!
Oh, John makes us angry, John makes us mad Hes the biggest DOOFUS, RATZ ever had Hes not a Brave man, just Klintons fave man Johnny, we DON'T really care, really care for you!!
Johnny, were angry, Johnny Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny
FADE
Lyrics by sultan88 (3/29/04)
126 posted on 3/29/2004, 9:41:19 AM by sultan88 ("I went down Virginia, seeking shelter from the storm...")
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Fool Left, Overthrow RATZ Chi-Com HO's!!" (To be sung to the Highwaymen's "True Love Travels on a Gravel Road")
How many Lib'rals...reject the Real World... 'Cuz they love Big Guv'ment and HATE?! RATZ stand by their man...through JOEZ Treasonous Scams... Swamp still keep RATZ Bile in his place!! And how many sheep...believe RAT-networks Fake News? Fer JOE...RATZ're Dolts!!!
Truth, Libs, hurts ya but it must be told!!
JOE is XI's Agent and Swamp's Goals are Dang'rous... RAT Tools kneel when they're told!!
Truth, RATZ, hurts ya but ya must be bold!!
Lib'rals sell fears...market hard times and tears... That only makes Right's Resolve Grow!! Folks, we'll rise together... Yes, WE Shall Retard...Guv'ment's Growth!! Not once have I seen Libs'...fool eyes fill with anger... Or say, "Let's Impeach...RATZ Chi-Com Whore'd!!" Truth, Libs, hurts ya but it shall be told!! Truth, RATZ, hurts ya but it shall be told!! Truth, JOE, hurts ya but it shall be told!! Truth, Libs, hurts ya but it shall be told!! Truth, RATZ, hurts ya but it shall be told!! Truth, JOE, hurts ya but it shall be told!! Truth, BOY, hurts ya but it shall be told!!
FReegards...MUD
146 posted on 11/25/2002 11:45:27
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Kerry is a cracker...enslavin' black folks worst!! All he wants is Power...RAT friends call him "Lurch"!!
He's Jean Kerry...demon seed... He ain't hip...to righteous dreams... He knows Clinton LIED...RE-IMPEACH!! Right needs yer help...to whup Kerry!! We hold out hope...that we'll be bold!! Promise you...fight Dem fools... We know FReedom's Right...Devolve Power!! Right needs yer help...Guv'ment Devours!!
Kerry's a whipcracker...DemRATZ, they're still Clinton's fools!! Left asks us to entrust them..."Justice Fer Clinton, you Poltroons!!"
So, we must FReep...endlessly... It's still hip...to laugh and sing!! Hanoi Jean, he lied...'bout his pals... In Viet Nam, Jean pussied out!! I hold out hope...Right'll be bold!! Promise you...FReep fer Truth!! We know FReedom's Right...Devolve Power!! Right needs yer help...help FRee yerselves!!
(bass guitar solo)
Kerry's French... Kerry loves Big Guv'ment...he is our enemy!! Right must be on guard...'cuz Hanoi Jean, he LOATHES Liberty!!
He's Jean Kerry...effete breed... Help US whup...RATZ elite dweebs!! Hanoi Jean, he LIES...married wealth... We need yer help...to Unleash HELL!! We hold out hope...you'll be bold!! Righteous, show some pride...help yerselves!! We need yer help...FReep with stealth......
Mudboy Slim (3/24/04)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"The Right is Right!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "The Ties That Bind")
Left is hurtin', but "Libs're all fired up", you say... RATZ walk down the street pushin' patriots outta their way... Left packed their bags and say they're gone to Europe, guys... Right don't want nuthin'...don't need Guv'ment by our side... Left's lookin' rough, Nation...'cuz they're walkin' blind!! Folks, the Right is right!!
The Right is ri-i-i-i-i-ight!! Now, fools can't sa-a-a-a-a-ay, "The Right is Right!!"
Good patriots dance, 'cuz we love so much... We don't want nuthin' from yer Guvernment's FRee lunch!! Left's so afraid of FReedom, they're Guv'ment's fools... Left's lookin' rough, Nation...they're weak poltroons!! Right's not fools, but Donald, will you walk the line?!! And face that Right is Right!! Yes, Right is Ri-i-i-i-ight!! Now, you can't fa-a-a-a-a-ake that Right is Right!!
Woah-woah... Right would rather see the TRUTH, that's Right...yes, we would, Darlin'... We know the sleaziness the Swamp must hide... Left, they're crooks, America...Left is foolhardy... Yes, they are, Nation!!
(Musical interlude)
Fools sit and wonder...just HOO's gonna stop the pain... HOO'll ease yer madness?!! HOO's gonna fight 'gainst Left's stain?!! It's a long, stark campaign and JOE Biden's lyin'!! Reject the Left, Nation...'cuz JOEZ been spyin'!! We're comin' now, but FReepers, we will stand and fight!! Tucker says, "Stand and Fight!!" The Right is Ri-i-i-i-ight!! Now, you can't fa-a-a-a-a-ake that Right is Right!! You can't fergit that Right is Right!!
FReegards...MUD
202 posted on 4/3/2004, 1:19:24 AM by Mudboy Slim
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"FReeper FRom Virginny!!" (To be sung to Merle Haggard's "Okie From Muskogee")
FReepers smoked marijuana at Virginia... We don't like threats to Liberty!! You won't go burnin' OUR flag down on OUR street... We like livin' Right, bein' FRee!!
An' we don't beg our Prez'dent to pay OUR Debts!! We like takin' stands an' teachin' fools!! We don't really care if you ain't fancy... But we'd appreciate if yer not a Marxist TOOL!!
And I'm proud to be a FReeper from Virginia... A place where history records Left's fall. We salute ol' glory down at the Ballpark... An' cold Icehouse's still MUDZ fav'rite chug of all.
Our redneck roots disguise our guile and prescient wisdom... FReepin' in my sandals 'cuz I'm FRee!! Football is still just second-best each Sunday... And our kids, they all go where good teachers TEACH!!
And I'm proud to be a FReeper from Virginia!! A place where Liberty is really "ALL"!! We salute Ol' Glory, down at the Ballpark!! Yes, we're fightin' 'til all the Planet's FRee!!
An' cold Icehouse's still MUDZ biggest vice of all... In Ol' Richmond, Virginny, USA!!! (Eeeeeeeee)
Mudboy Slim
106 posted on 4/29/2004, 7:07:28 PM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Waco, Texas!!" (To be sung to Neil Young's "Pocahontas")
Just southward from South Dallas... Was a scarey firefight... Agents, they were slaughtered... When Big Guv'ment flexed its might!! F.B.I. man...was Force really needed?!! Guv'ment soldiers...made babies scream!!
Slick killed folks 'cuz we're Christian... And Left cut the Righteous down!! RATZ love to abort babies... Slick said, "Gun 'em down!!" Left loathes Righteousness... RATZ love Commie SCUM!! F.B.I. man, why'd y'all burn 'em up?!
Left massacred our youngest ones... (YIE-YIE-YIE!!) Willie ran over them with tanks!! (YIE-YIE-YIE!!) Slick's firebombs silenced children's screams... And Left's LIES were what really stank!! Lib'ral paradox..."Was Slick's Massacre FAIR?!!" Slim's got Indian blood...it's Slick's scalp I'll snare!!
(Guitar pickin'...)
Bill Clinton is a TYRANT!! Re-Impeach Slick's arse to Hell!! Let's FReep fer Waco, Texas... We'll celebrate our health!! We ain't mournin'...it's Justice we seek!! It's a bold stand...Fer Justice FReep!!
Sure, maybe Janet Reno... (YIE-YIE-YIE!!) Will LIE like a good hire... (YIE-YIE-YIE!!) But I know Willie really good... And Bill Clinton ordered "FIRE!!" Burnt that Compound down...killed them Christian "FReaks!!" Janet Reno...Waco, Texas still stinks!! Mister Clinton...Waco, Texas still stinks!! Waco, Texas!!
FReegards...MUD
265 posted on 5/8/2004, 7:38:21 PM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Patriot Mudboy's RightWing Tune!!" (To be sung to Arlo Guthrie's "Gabriel's Mother's Highway Ballad #16")
Folks, heed my warning, Guv'ment Debt HURTS OUR Land... Come on, children, come on... Algore was bawlin', "Yer killin' my Plan!!" Come on, children, come on...
Country knows...Truth must be told!! Come on, Limbaugh, come on... Dem RAT-FREAKS keep spendin'...Right must be BOLD!! Come on, Glenn Beck, come on...
Come on, Patriots, let's be BOLD!! Freedom's gonna make US well!! WeThePeople, RAT-Elites MUST GO!! Vote Dem Statists straight to HELL!!
(BigMan pickin' it purty...)
Well, my kids grow'd up...folks, it don't take long... Come on, Jessie, come on... Family life is swell...let dad sing his songs!! Come on, Jakey, play drums...
Come on, RightWing, welcome home!! Briefers gonna treat you swell!! WeThePeople, righteous Right must VOTE!! Waco's where KIDZ blood was spil't!!
Come on, Patriots, help MUD sing... WHUP Dem Lib'rals, it's FUN!! All Americans gotta fancy FREE!! Come on, Biden, yer done!!
ALL TeaParties oughtta sing 'gainst Power!! Come on, FReepers, come on... Left's got nobody 'round, Truth done whupped RATZ butts!! Come on, Trumpsters, come on...
One of these days, 'fore Lincoln's Stair... Come on, Martin, come on... Syntaurs gonna sing...watch DemRATZ dispair!! Abe be likin' MUDZ songs!!
Heed the FoundingFathers...Power's best dispursed!! Run on, Marxists, run on... Can't make a Heaven while on this Earth!! Run on, Elitists, run on...
Come on, pod'nahs, let's be BOLD!! Freedom's gonna make US well!! WeThePeople, Socialism's OLDE!! Tell RINOZ to go to HELL!!
RightWing's gonna treat you well!! RATZ know Kenyan Barry's leading US to HELL!! Freedom's gonna make US well!! Mmmm..MUDZ gonna ring that bell!!
Mudboy Slim (3 March 2010)
Minor updates today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"The Ballad of Bobby Scott!!" (To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "The Ballad of Curtis Loew")
Well I used to live in Richmond before my kids were born... Fixin' up ol' neighborhoods to make myself some do-ough... Guv'ment was way too Lib'ral...schools failed the kids a lot... Tax and spend, Left wastes our money, led by RATZ like Bobby Scott!!
Bob Scott is a black RAT, with white Lib'ral friend$... When you gave yer legal bribes, Scott'd be quite debonair... Too "kewel" to be a hiphop bro, liked to say "I'm soooo Elite!!" Left'd give Bobby their money, his word he'd fail to keep!!
Bobby, be gone...Bobby Scott, yer a joke!! Yer answer's always "Guv'ment"...hatred you do stoke!! FReepers know you are useless, the voters won't be fooled!! 'Cuz Bobby Scott is a RAT bootlicker...high time fer someone new!!
Single nearin' fifty, strange rumors hounded him... Bobby usedta win big, now 3rd District's tired of him!! Fols, lend a hand, help us FReep...let's unseat this slime!! Term Limits are up to you... It's Revolution, Richmond-style!!
Socialism's wrong...Winsome roll, lady roll!! We'll help Sears raise some money...Semper Fi, we go!! Bobby Scott is just useless, his bills they always lose!! Vote Winsome Sears** on November 2nd, 'cuz it's yer Right to choose!!
Yes ma'am...
(excellent guitar-jammin' interlude)
On that day ol' Bobby lied, "I promise, things will change!!" Good people cast their votes, Bobby rued his Judgement Day!! Bobby served out his time, singin' the Black RAT Blues... But when he called fer racial strife, Dem voters said, "YOU LOSE!!"
Big Guv'ment's wrong...Winsome roll, hey Winsome roll!! DemRATZ subsist on FEAR, but Lib'rals ain't got no soul!! FReepers say it's sweet Justice, helpin' Bobby Scott to lose... But Winsome Sears' a righteous leader...3rd District, she's good news!!
Mudboy Slim
37 posted on 7/31/2004, 12:51:12 PM by Mudboy Slim
BTW...**Virginia's Next Governor
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Vast RightWing Is Rockin'!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Can't you hear me knockin'?")
Yeah!! Yeah, we got Reagan roots... Yeah, we whup DemRATZ Tools!! Left's just victimized... BidenBOTZ...Chi-Com SPIES!!
Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Don't be Lib'ral!! Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Medyuh WHORE'd!! Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Won't you help US FReep?! Yeah!!
TraitorJOEY, he's a strange one... Help US, Nation...we're in danger... Reject Biden...he's no leader!!
Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Folks, won't you help US FReep?! Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Biden's UNFIT TO LEAD, yeah!! Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Yeah...reject TraitorJOE!! We're Right NOW!!
RightWing's singin'...FReedom rolls... Right shall bring it...we got soul!! Left keeps beggin'...RATZ ain't FRee!! Right's arse-kickin'...Swamp's fer FReaks!! We're small-townin'...Right's gonna lead you now!! Righteous growlin'... Yeah, Right's gonna FReep y'all now...NOW...NOW!! Hear MUD howlin'...y'all, y'all gotta help US FReep Power!! RightWing's rockin'...y'all, gonna FReep Left down!!
(cool percussion/guitar/winds ensemble to fade...)
Mudboy Slim
91 posted on 8/5/2004, 12:08:50 AM by Mudboy Slim
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"DeeCee's Hurtin'!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Beast of Burden")
Left's Tyranny...Big Guv'ment's burden... DemRATZ're WRONG...but their side's hurtin'!! All Right wants fer you...Vote fer Liberty!! Right's tired of bein' Left's Beast of Burden!! Big Guv'ment's vile...Left's Power is wors'nin'!! All I want is fer you to LOATHE Tyranny!!
Are YOU smart enuff?!! Are YOU tuff enuff?!! We ain't rich enuff...Right's not too proud to FReep!!
Left's tyranny...Biden's sedition!! Help save OUR home...from Sosh'list cretins!! Tucker's on the video...Come on, Nation, help FReep Tyranny!!
Ain't YOU smart enuff?!! Ain't you tuff enuff?!! RATZ just bitch'n'bluff... Right sees Left LOATHES the FRee!!
Oh silly Lib'rals... Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty Libs... Yer sooo petty, petty, petty, petty, petty Lib-uh-rulls!! Pretty petty...Such a pretty petty ditzy girls... Come on, Nation, please, please, FReep!!
I'll tell ya... Marxists, Fear our Power...Fear our FReeps!! Fear the Power of our votes when we meet!! Left's goin' down...Devolve Power!! Join Right's quest fer Liberty!!
Left is a sickness...Right shall whup Left's butt!! Reject tyranny...RightWing's showin' off!! There's one thing, Lib'rals, that I don't understand... You keep on telling me...Trump ain't yer kinda man!!
Is Trump just too tuff?!! Ooh, baby... Don't RATZ like it ruff?!! Elites bitch'n'bluff...Guv'ment Left LOVES!! Ooh! Ooh!
Left's Tyranny...has DeeCee hurtin'... Right's Liberty...we'll FReep fer FReedom!! Never, never, never, never, never forsake yer Liberty!!
Right's tired of bein' Left's Beast of Burden... Left, quit yer fussin' and learn to EARN IT!!
Never, never, never, never, never give up bein' FRee!!
Mudboy Slim
109 posted on 8/7/2004, 5:24:10 PM by Mudboy Slim
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"My FRiends!!" (To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "My Friends")
My FRiends, I'm quite impressed... Yer zeal's unquestioned!! FReepin' excellence... Uprise!! 'Cuz TRUTH is on our side!! Reject RATZ swill...you know I will!!
TraitorJOEZ got it rough... Swamp's gettin' desperate!! Hunter's Prison-bound... MUD wants...to give JOE many years... Fer TREAS'NOUS Acts!!
I love all of you... Who're Right and Bold!! Fight hard, demanding TRUTH!! RATZ...Y'all don't know yerselves!!
My FRiends are FReedom-blessed... Let's FReep the World!! Ignore the LeftWing Press... They forge...TRUTH, RATZ wanna suppress!! Left must confess!!
I love all of you... HOO're Right and Bold!! Fight hard...demanding TRUTH!! RATS...Y'all don't know yerselves!!
Imagine...Dream...Export Liberty!! Bein' FRee is "peace"!! I hurt fer Lib-uhh-rulls... 'Cuz Marx is DEATH!! Each tyrant's bound to fall... Muslims...yer trust is what we want... As FRiends, we'll live!!
I love all of you... HOO're Right and Bold!! Life's hard...Demand the Truth!! RATZ...Y'all don't know yerselves!!
Mudboy Slim
1 posted on 9/18/2004, 11:35:05 PM by Mudboy Slim
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Right's Fightin' FEAR!!" (To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Wish You Were Here")
Folks, do you think you can tell... DeeCee from Hell?!! Yer rights be damned!! Shall we fell Dem vile thugs?!! Or sheepishly kneel?!! Yer life should be brave... Won't you fight fer yer kids?!!
And did RATZ force you to trade... Real heroes fer "JOE"?!! Sweet Justice fer "Peace"?!! FReedom fer "secur'ty"?!! Big Guv'ment must change... 'Cuz Nation's been stained... TraitorJOEZ weakness breeds War!! JOE Biden's goals are Left's shame!!
(Beautiful pickin' and strummin' by conservativemusician and the Big Man)
How I wish...Socialists were not here... Lib'rals are lost souls... Beggin' 'cuz they won't work!! Guv'ment's Left's pimp!! Right must retake the same old ground... Sing out, be proud...FReedom's dear!! Right's fightin' FEAR!!
(pickin' and strummin' to fade...)
Doo doo dah doo......
Mudboy Slim
211 posted on 10/7/2004, 2:51:31 PM by Mudboy Slim
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
George Washington, Thomas Jefferson Samuel Adams, First Chief Justice John Jay Names synonymous with the spirit of our country Founding fathers of the U.S.A.
Over 200 years ago they shook off the chains of tyranny from Great Britain By divine call Citing 27 biblical violations they wrote the Declaration of Independence With liberty and justice for all
But something happened since Jefferson called the Bible the cornerstone For American liberty then put it in our schools as a light Or since "Give me liberty, or give me death," Patrick Henry said Our country was founded on the Gospel of Jesus Christ
We eliminated God from the equation of American life Thus eliminating the reason this nation first began From beyond the grave I hear the voices of our founding fathers plead You need God in America again
Of the 55 men who formed the Constitution Fifty-two were active members of their church Founding fathers like Noah Webster who wrote the first dictionary Could literally quote the Bible chapter and verse
James Madison said, "We've staked our future on our ability to follow The Ten Commandments with all our heart" These men believed you couldn't even call yourself an American If you subvert the Word of God
In his farewell address, Washington said, "You can't have national morality apart from religious principle," and it's true 'Cause right now we have nearly 150,000 kids carrying guns To these war zones we call public schools
In the '40's and '50's student problems were chewing gum and talking In the '90's, rape and murder are the trend The only way this nation can even hope to last this decade Is put God in America again
The only hope for America is Jesus The only hope for our country is Him If we repent of our ways stand firm and say We need God in America again
Abe Lincoln said, "The philosophy of the classroom in one generation Will be the philosophy of government of the next" So when you eliminate the Word of God from the classroom and politics You eliminate the nation that Word protects
America is now number one is teen pregnancy and violent crime Number one in illiteracy, drug use, and divorce Everyday a new holocaust of 5,000 unborn die While pornography floods our streets like open sewers
America's dead and dying hand is on the threshold of the Church While the spirit of Sodom and Gomorrah vex us all When it gets to the point where people would rather Come out of the closet than clean it It's a sign that the judgment of God is gonna fall
If there's ever been a time to rise up Church, it's now And as the blood bought saints of the living God proclaim That it's time to sound the alarm from the Church house to the White House And say, "We want God in America again"
I believe it's time for America to stand up and proclaim That one nation under God is our demand And send this evil lifestyle back to Satan where it came from and let the Word of God revive our dying land
For Jesus Christ is coming back again in all His glory And every eye shall see Him on that day That's why a new anointing of God's power's coming on us To boldly tell the world you must be saved
Because astrology won't save you, your horoscope won't save you The Bible says these things are all a farce If you're born again, you don't need to look to the stars for your answers 'Cause you can look to the very One who made those stars
History tells us time and time again To live like there's no God makes you a fool If you want to see kids live right Stop handing out condoms and start handing out the Word of God in schools
The only hope for America is Jesus The only hope for our country is Him If we repent of our ways Stand firm and say We need God in America again
Written by Carman
319 posted on 10/16/2004, 2:31:13 AM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Don't Surrender!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "No Surrender")
Yeah, Dem Lib'rals got no class...RATZ tyranny's built fer fools... We learn more from the FReepublic Forum, Nation, then we ever learned in school!! We'll fight Left's fear...our neighborhoods're standin' proud... Singin' from our hearts...we're singin' loud!! We shan't git tired...our goal must be EXPOSE Left's LIES!! So git up and FReep now...
Dutch Reagan's promise lives on in all who remember... Yer Effete, Marxists, you'll surrender!! We're soldiers in a Righteous fight...it's our Peace we'll defend... RATZ retreat, Biden, you'll surrender!!
DemRATZ faces are mad and cold... Swamp's schemes are weak and olde... We abhor Big Guv'ment and Medyuh Spin... And Right's ready to stand tall again!! We hear Dem Marxist voices cheerin' fer JOE... DemRATZ, they ain't too smart!! Well maybe we could give Libs a place of their own... Send Dem Lib-uh-rulls to Mars!!
Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September... "No retreat...Dubyuh won't surrender!!" George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!! Don't retreat, Nation, don't surrender!!
Folks, hit the streets to fight fer Right...we'll win!! We're armed with the TRUTH 'gainst Media's spin... Culture War's the fight we're wagin'... RATZ say the fault's OURS fer the war we're winnin'... I wanna FReep Elites...Peacenik's LIE...Damn the Lib'rals' dread!! Fer our wide open country we shall fight...we got heroic dreams in our heads!!
Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September... "No retreat, Country won't surrender!!" George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!! Boldly FReep, Patriots, don't surrender!!
Mudboy Slim
1 posted on 10/28/2004, 2:00:58 PM by Mudboy Slim
Partially Updated Today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"FACTS!!" (Written and Performed by Tom MacDonald and Ben Shapiro)
[Verse 1: Tom MacDonald] They call me offensive, controversial Theres only two genders, boys and girls They cant cancel my message Cause Im the biggest independent rapper in the whole freaking world Claim that Im racist, yeah, alright Im not ashamed because Im white If every Caucasians a bigot, I guess every Muslims a terrorist Every liberal is right I dont wanna talk to folks who dont get it Go woke, go broke, no hope, its pathetic Pro-choice, pronouns, pro-love, youre progressives But you aint pro-gun, no one to protect it Where the American flags at? Remember when people would hang those? Theyve been taken down They all been replaced with BLM flags or a rainbow
[Pre-Chorus: Tom MacDonald] This aint rap, this aint money, cars, and clothes We aint sellin drugs, we aint gonna overdose We aint pushing guns, aint promoting stripper poles We wont turn your sons into thugs or your daughters into hoes
[Chorus: Tom MacDonald] I dont care if I offend you, I was put here to upset you You can cry and you can scream, you can riot in the streets You defunded the police, now theres no one to protect you I hope I offend you, I ask myself, What would Ben do? Lets just keep it real, facts dont care how you feel, man If you want my pronouns, Im the man Im the man who dont respect you
[Verse 2: Ben Shapiro with Tom MacDonald] Lets look at the stats, Ive got the facts My money like Lizzo, my pockets are fat Homie, Im epic, dont be a WAP Dawg, its a yarmulke, homie, no cap Look at the graphs, look at my charts Youre blowing money on strippers and cars Youre going to prison, Im on television Dawg, no one knows who you are Keep hating on me on the internet My comments section all woke Karens And I make racks off compound interest Yall live with your parents Nicki, take some notes, I just did this for fun All my people download this, lets get a Billboard number one
[Pre-Chorus: Tom MacDonald] This aint rap, this aint money, cars, and clothes We aint sellin drugs, we aint gonna overdose We aint pushing guns and promoting stripper poles We wont turn your sons into thugs or your daughters into hoes
[Chorus: Tom MacDonald] I dont care if I offend you, I was put here to upset you You can cry and you can scream, you can riot in the streets You defunded the police, now theres no one to protect you I hope I offend you, I ask myself, What would Ben do? Lets just keep it real, facts dont care how you feel, man If you want my pronouns, Im the man Im the man who dont respect you
[Bridge: Tom MacDonald] You mad, you mad, you mad I guess its cool to be the victim, well, Ima be the man You sad, you sad, you sad You just try to get attention, being triggereds all you have You mad, you mad, you mad You blame everybody else for every problem that you can You sad, you sad, you sad I will never say Im sorry, I aint taking nothing back
[Chorus: Tom MacDonald] I dont care if I offend you, I was put here to upset you You can cry and you can scream, you can riot in the streets You defunded the police, now theres no one to protect you I hope I offend you, I ask myself, What would Ben do? Lets just keep it real, facts dont care how you feel, man If you want my pronouns, Im the man Im the man who dont respect you
Ben Shapiro a "RAPPER"? Strange days...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"