Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:326836 Comments:4337
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
"Masterful Whore" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Masters of War")
Slick's a Masterful Whore... Sold Chinese our Big Guns... Bloody handful of coins... Can y'all say, "TREASON"?!! Folks, Slick hides beyond Laws... And Left's Liars in the Press... Slick, I wanted you to know... Patriots demand Justice!!
Bin Laden's never done nothin'... But RAPE and DESTROY!! RATZ laud his "New World"... It's just a Socialist ploy!! Left confiscates our lands... Then, Slick stomped on folks' rights... Note Slick turned a pale yellow... When it was his turn to FIGHT!!
Like Vile Tyrants of Olde... Slick lies and deceives... New World Order's all BUNK!! UN's Socialist Sleaze!! Slick, folks see through yer lies... Slick, our Country you've stained... Won't forget the Waco SLAUGHTER... Forgive?!! You're INSANE!!!
Left enslaves all their Victims... RATZ are hatred-inspired... Ol' Slick sits back and laughs... Seems Dem Lib'rals love LIARS!! Clintons defaced our White House... With their abhorrent crud!! Slick found time to boink interns... Still choked his li'l pud!!
Slick's now Left's nightmare... Arrogance so absurd!! FReepers must teach their children... To follow God's Word!! Yes, Left's threatenin' our Liberty... Socialism's Left's aim... Ain't no match fer MEN... We'll CRUSH RATZ with our brains!!
How, folks, do I know?! From Rush Limbaugh I learned!! Left may trash us with mud... Right's viewpoints are spurned. Still, there's two things I know... Slick, MUDZ WISER than you... And my Lord Jesus'll never... Forgive you, You TOOL!!
Slick, lemme ask you some questions... Is POWER really so good?! Bill, will it git you Redemption?! Do you think that it should?! I think Bill will find... When his obituary is told... All those Laws that he's RAPED were... Never quite worth his Soul!!
Slick, I hope you don't DIE... Least not anytime soon... Hope you live long in Prison... Hope yer cellmates LOOOOVE you!! [=^D] Slick, I'll be at yer funeral... I'll sing ill of the dead... Then, I'll stand over yer grave... BOY, I'll piss on yer head!!
Mudboy Slim
49 posted on 09/21/2001 3:31 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends... "KorruptKlintonKlan DemocRATZ LOATHE America and Liberty!!")
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Ol' Waco" (To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young's "Ohio")
Kids slaughtered and Clinton's bloody... The blame it is all Left's own... That April, Bill fried those children... Scores dead in Ol' Waco!! Folks, we shan't bow to him... Righteous shall detach Slick's crown... Shouldda RESIGNED long ago... What did Slick do when "Reno" blitzkreig'd the Carmel Compound?! Rapist-in-Chief cheered his 'HO'!!!!
La la la la la la la la... La la la la la la la... La la la la la la la la... La la la la la la la...
Sic Semper Tyrannis...FReepers, we must force Slick out!!! History shall record it so!! What did Med'yuh do when 78 folks were torched to the ground?! How could Gore run when he knows?!
Kids BUTCHERED by Clinton's bombin'... Why DID he raze Kosovo?!! War Criminals demand Justice!! [Thousands of] Serbs dead in Kosovo... Kids dead in Kosovo... Four dead in Ohio?! Scores dead in Ol' Waco!! How many more?!! Why weren't the Sheeple told?! IGNORE RATZ MEDIA WHORE'd!!!
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 09/18/2000 13:47:07 PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE...NOW!!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Nowhere have whole peoples seen their situation reversed more visibly or more painfully than the peoples of the Islamic world. In medieval times, Europe lagged far behind the Islamic world in science, mathematics, scholarship, and military power. Even such ancient European thinkers as Plato and Aristotle became known to Europeans of the Middle Ages only after their writings, which had been translated into Arabic, were translated back into European languages. Today that is all reversed. The number of books per person in Europe is more than ten times that in Africa and the Middle East. The number of books translated into Arabic over the past thousand years is about the same as the number translated into Spanish in one year. There are only 18 computers per thousand persons in the Arab world, compared to 78 per thousand persons worldwide. Fewer than 400 industrial patents were issued to people in the Arab countries during the last two decades of the 20th century, while 15,000 industrial patents were issued to South Koreans alone. Human beings do not always take reversals of fortune gracefully. Still less can those who were once on top quietly accept seeing others leaving them far behind economically, intellectually, and militarily. Those in the Islamic world have for centuries been taught to regard themselves as far superior to the "infidels" of the West, while everything they see with their own eyes now tells them otherwise. Worse yet, what the whole world sees with their own eyes tells them that the Middle East has made few contributions to human advancement in our times. Even Middle Eastern oil was largely discovered and processed by people from the West. After oil, the Middle East's most prominent export has been terrorism."
Mr. Sowell's brilliant...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-02-25
Still sooo very true...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Shed Powers!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Dead Flowers")
Folks, when you're sitting there, thinkin' 'bout supportin' FEYries... Votin' 4 some rich bloke U don't know... Well, Hanoi John LOATHES the FRee...prefers Sosh'list Tyranny!! He's a Massachusetts Lib'ral to the bone!!
Devolve Power, Prez'dent Donald!! Devolve Power!! Our Righteous dreams can be real if TRUMP leads U.S. now!! That's Right...we can devolve Power 2 individuals... Must devolve Power 2 the States... States, devolve Power 2 the Counties... Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Now hear me, DemocRATZ...Right did Liberate Iraq!! Folks're FRee 'cuz George Dubyuh led the way!! Ol' MUD'll be in his basement room, laughin' while FReepin' Leftist tunes... N.R. RIGHTeous Quest 4 Independence Day!!
Devolve Power, RightWing Congress!! Devolve Power!! Our Righteous dreams can be real if TRUMP leads U.S. now!! That's Right...we can devolve Power 2 individuals!! Must devolve Power 2 the States!! States, devolve Power 2 the Counties!! Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A. - yeah!!
(guitar-pickin' and strummin' interlude)
Devolve Power, Prez'dent Donald!! Devolve Power!! Our Righteous dreams can be real if TRUMP leads U.S. now!! That's Right...we can devolve Power 2 individuals!! Must devolve Power 2 the States!! States, devolve Power 2 the Counties!! Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!! TRUMP, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Mudboy Slim
1 posted on Thursday, July 29, 2004 9:51:44 AM by Mudboy Slim
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-03-01
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"The Times They Are A'Changin'" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "The Times They Are A-Changin'")
Come gather round, Sheeple...in office and home... And admit that corruption in DeeCee has grown!! Then, demand that JOEZ TREASON shall not be condoned!! WE MUST FIGHT!! OUR Nation's worth savin'!! Country, better stop sleepin' or yer souls RATZ will own... Folks, the times they are a'changin'...
Come, blow-dried twit Networks who tyrannize with your "spin"... JOE Biden has LIED...WE MUST IMPEACH HIM!! And indict JOEZ goons...then WE'LL IMPRISON Feds!! Yes, Tucker's sellin' TRUTH 'bout JOEZ TREASON!! Swamp poltroons, y'know, we'll be FReepin' the Net!! Press, the times they are a'changin'...
Come Senators, Congressmen, please heed our call... Please stand up fer Justice...please tear down JOEZ walls!! Folks, watch how you vote...'cuz we're watchin' y'all!! Battle fer hearts and minds rages... We'll soon FReep yer meetings and clatter yer halls... Pols, the times they are a'changin'...
Come mothers and fathers throughout the Land... Look in yer kids' eyes...they are yer Scottish Clan... Yer sons and yer daughters...look to you, MAKE YER STAND!!! The Cold War has moved to this Nation!! Please get out and help us...AIN'T PATRIOTISM GRAND?!! Parents, the times they are a'changin'...
(Excellent harp jammin')
The line has been drawn...foundation's been cast!! WE'LL DETHRONE NOW...AND IMPRISON RATZ LAST!! Welcome Prez'dent Trump...JOEZ "term" in the past... New World Order is rapidly fadin'!! WeThePeople's Power'll be returned at last... Ohhh, the times they are a'changin'!!
Mudboy Slim and the Libertarians (7/15/00)
"On the 12th day of August in the Two-Thousandth Year of our Lord, there was a Grand Convening of Patriots at the Mall in Washington, DC. This convention of FReedom-loving Americans from accross the Continent was unanimous in its call for JUSTICE to be exacted upon those who would commit TREASON against our great Country!! Historians will record this great day as the beginning of the end of William Jefferson Clinton's Treasonous Reign of Terror!!"
So sayeth the word of...MUD
1 Posted on 07/16/2000 20:39:03 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Justice@in't.negotiable!!)
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Right is Gonna Swarm!!" (To be sung to the Doors' "Riders on the Storm")
Riders on the Storm...Right-Wing's gotta Swarm... Trash THIS White House with scorn...Ol' JOE has been forewarned... JOEZ a dawg without a soul, that Traitor'll be dethroned... Right is gonna Swarm... JOEZ a "Traitor to Good Folks"...Kamala's nuthin' but his 'HO'... Heed not what RATZ-Med'yuh says...Truth'll win the day! If we let this Tyrant slide, our Freedom it will die... Will ya help me, folks?!...yeaaahhhh...
(Kewl Guitar Jammin')
Folks, we gotta fight Biden...folks, we gotta VOTE RATZ OUT!! Heed my merry band...make Left understand... The World on you depends...fer JOEZ Treason to end... Gotta fight Biden...yeaaahhhh...
(Keyboard/Guitar Jammin')
Right is gonna Swarm...the Vile should be forewarned... It's our White House JOEZ scorned...in Jail, RATZ should be thrown... Just a Marxist and his drones, Dem Lib'rals sold their souls... Right is gonna swarm...
Right-Wing's gonna swarm...Right-Wing's gonna swarm... MUDZ views shall be the norm...Sheeple'll know JOEZ harm...
100 Posted on 09/29/2000 08:51:04 PDT by Mudboy Slim
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Right, Show Some Spine!!" (To be sung to Johnny Cash's "I Walk The Line")
Uhmmm... We keep a close watch on Left's Sosh'list Slime... MUD keeps his eyes wide open most the time... We keep our heads up fer RATZ Tyrant crimes... Let's show some spine...'bout friggin' time!!
Uhmmm... Press finds it very easy to be "fooled"... RATZ find themselves alone when each vote's thru!! Left, please admit that JOEZ a foolish dude!! Reject Left's LIES...it's FReepin' Time!!
Uhmmm... We'll find a way to FReep RATZ with our minds... We'll give folks cause to doubt what's "sanctified"!! Fer you, you know we'll even fight to turn the tide... Let's show some spine...it's Justice Time!!
Uhmmm... We keep a close watch on Left's Marxist Slime... MUD keeps his eyes wide open most the time... We reach our hands out to the souls that try... It's Justice Time...we'll stay on-line!!
Mudboy Slim (3/24/04)
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
In a fiery and passionate speech, Argentinian President Javier Milei took the stage at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland, and delivered a powerful message about the virtues of freedom and capitalism. Milei, a libertarian economist and outspoken critic of government intervention, argued that the West is facing a serious threat from the rise of socialism, which he defined as "the intrusion of the state into the economy and the degradation of society. Milei called for a return to the principles of individual liberty and free markets, which he said are the keys to prosperity and progress. "The state is not the solution, the state is the problem itself," he declared. "You are the true protagonist of this story. And rest assured that as from today, Argentina is your staunch unconditional ally.
Striking a blow against the WEF's New World Order (aka Marxist Authoritarianism).
Regards...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"When the LeftWing Breaks!!" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "When the Levee Breaks...")
If it keeps on rainin', LeftWing's gonna break... If Left keeps on whinin', LeftWing's gonna break!! An' when the LeftWing breaks, RATZ have no place to stay!!
Effete Ol' Lib'rals taught US to weep an' moan...yeh... Elite Ol' Lefties taught US to weep an' moan... Trump's got what it takes to make a long-time RAT change his vote!! -ah~oh well, ah~oh well, ah~oh well-ah ooh-ooh.
RATZ, don't it make ya feel bad when yer tryin'a find a Hero?!! All DemRATZ have sunken so low!! If yer comin' down South, we got no use fer you... Best keep gettin' it on to Ol' Castro. Ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah hey hey.
Cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do RATZ no good, no... JOE...cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do you no good!! 'Cuz when Swamp's stonewall breaks, Hunter'll git Dem BareArsedBlues!! ah~ooh-hooh.
All last night, I FReeped all DemLefties...Left's Stoned-ahh, Yep, that's Right, I sat on the levee an' crooned!! A-thinkin' 'bout McAuliffe and Slick Willie's cellmates ahh-hah.
"FReepers" (To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "FReeBird")
RATZ will steal, beg, or borrow... To protect vile Tyranny!! But JOE must be travellin' on now... 'Cuz his Treason threatens our Liberty!! If we condoned JOEZ Corruption... Country'd have to be INSANE!! Righteous must retake this World, now... And this World shall be remade...oh-oh-oh-ah-oh-ohhhh... And the Swamp shall feel our ra-a-a-age... Lib'rals, bow yer heads in sha-a-a-a-a-ame... Lord knows, World must cha-a-a-ange.....
[Guitar weepin']
Realize, Biden, you'll go to prison...yeah, yeah... JOEZ just a Tyrant, he can't change!! JOE, please don't act like a "Victim"... 'Cuz Lord knows you're to blame. JOE, if we condoned your crimes, boy... Nation wouldn't be the same!! So we FRee-eep fer the Truth now... And this World we shall now change... Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ahhhh... Dem Marxists shall be de-Famed... And the Medyuh shall be shamed!!! Lord knows it shall change... Lord, help us, we must cha-a-a-a-a-ange... Folks, we must change... Won't ya join the Trumpsterz?!! Yeah-eah-eah!!
[Guitar Jammin' to close]
Mudboy Slim
111 posted on 4/10/2003, 12:55:40 PM by Mudboy Slim
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Right's Been Fergotten!!" (To be sung to the Moody Blues' "Nights in White Satin")
Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend... Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!! "Truth ain't what we're about"..."Clinton LIED before!!" "Justice will ruin US...Right shan't care anymore!!" Bless George Dub-YOOOOOO!! We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh... Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh-ohh....
Dubyuh's our Leader...he rules our Land... "We're just feckless poltroons", MODS say, "George's OUR Man!!" Some try to sell me...dreams of gracious Guv'ment!! Bush, save our liberty...rule like Reagan did!! Then, we'll love YOOOOO... Yes, Right'll love YOOOOO... We love George Dub-YOOOOO!!
(Mudboy kickin' it on Irish Whistle)
Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend... Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!! Truth, it's got RightWing pissed...must even the score... Justice and truth IS...Right shan't wait anymore!! Bush, we'd love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh... We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh... Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh... Bush, we'd love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh... We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh... Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...
Please FReep..."The Gathering" Looms... HardRight's Fate...we're Lib'rals' Doom!! Embittered Sheeple...shall rise and repent... The Lib'ral haze lifted...energy well-spent!! Compassionate Dubyuh...wrestles 'gainst S.C.U.M.!!* ModerateMan cries "Dubyuh, yer The One!!" Bush Senior's the oak...the acorn, his son... FReeper denizens, fight like yer young... Bold-hearted George just rules fer Right!! Remove Big guv'ment from our site... Left is Dead...behold what's Right!! Next, we decide when to fight... Or become a Colluder?!!
"Accord Made Possible By Capitulation--Clinton's" Richmond Times-Dispatch 15 June 1999 Correspondent of the Day, Mudboy Slim
Editor, Times-Dispatch:
People who have tuned in to any of the networks over the past few days have no doubt been treated to any number of stories celebrating Bill Clinton's great military victory over Yugoslavia, as well as his supposed political victory over those who have questioned the advisability of his ruthless attacks on a sovereign nation that has never threatened our national interests. Does the Leftist Media even believe their own spin?!! Are they as corrupt as Clinton, or just plain IGNORANT?!!
After two months of indiscriminately slaughtering innocent Kosovar Albanians and Serbs alike, destroying the infrastructure of a sovereign nation, and expending a substantial portion of our already-depleted weapons cache, the G-8 deal Slobodon Milosevic apparently has accepted is almost exactly the same as the one we could have had prior to Clinton's commencement of the bloodshed.
By all accounts, the Rambouillet Accords the administration tried to force down the throats of the Yugoslavian leadership were acceptable to Slobo with two major exceptions. First, the occupying force Clinton wanted to install in Kosovo had to be NATO-led, while Slobo insisted that the peacekeepers be UN-led. The difference is critical, as a UN-led force would be monitored by the U.N. Security Council, on which both Russia and China have veto authority; while a NATO-led force would answer directly to Slick Willie.
The second major disagreement related to the future of Kosovo as a province of Yugoslavia, where the U.S./Kosovo Liberation Army contingent demanded a plebiscite in three years, which would allow the ethnic Albanians to secede and form their own Islamic state--while Milosevic insisted that Kosovo remain part of greater Yugoslavia.
The ugly truth the Clinton cheerleaders in the media refuse to publicize is that the G-8 agreement includes a UN-led peace-keeping force, and no provision for Kosovar Albanian independence. Make no mistake about it, the capitulation required to reach an agreement in the Clinton/Milosevic negotiations was much more Clinton's than it was Slobo's--and the two- month massacre was a huge waste of money, weaponry, lives, and American prestige!
"The Vile Clinton" (To be sung to Manfred Mann's "The Mighty Quinn")
Come on...cry out!! Come on...GET HIM!! We've not seen nothing like the Vile Clinton!! Come on...don't pout!! Come on...LET'S WIN!! We'll destroy the Left when we DETHRONE SLICK!!
Ev'rybody's building gates and moats... Most are 'fraid of Government... But they don't even VOTE!! Does nobody really care...'bout this Clinton BOY?! Folks, when Slick the EX-Prez'dent gets his... Even Lib'ral's gonna jump fer joy!! Come on...and SHOUT!! Join in...and GRIN!! Slick ain't seen nothin' like The FReepers' Din!!
I like to STALK EX-PREZ-EH-DENT... I like my Midnite FReeps!! 'Cuz Bill's TREASON and VIOLENT RAPE... Means we must RE-IMPEACH!!!! Every Libs' been on their knees... Just servin' Slick's ev'ry whim... But when Slick the EX-Prez'dent sheds tears... All Dem Lib'rals gonna run from him!! Come on...LASH OUT!! Come on...FReep him!! We've not seen EVIL like Ol' Bill Clinton!! Come on...Help Out!! Come on...FReep him!! Slick ain't seen nuthin' like FReepers, my FRiends!!
Lemme do what I wanna do... I'm havin' me a ball! Just tell me where you want Slick... And I'll make sure he falls... Dem Marxists can't stop our FReeps... The Lib'rals fear everyone's posts! 'Cuz when next eeee-lection gets here... It's TRUTH that Left fears the most!!
Come on...FReep out!! Come on...we'll WIN!! We'll not see c'ruption like we've seen from Slick!! Come on...Ladies!! Come on...you MEN!! Left's fate is waiting...WE MUST DETHRONE SLICK!!!
BWAH HAH HAH HA HA Ha Ha...MUD
124 Posted on 08/21/2001 08:02:21 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"RATZ Smell!!" (To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "That Smell")
Loose-lipped hotties...and Chi-Com Whores... Constitution's in Left's way!! RATZ're fear and smoke's simply a joke... Look what's going on, you RAT Fools!! Ooooh...RATZ smell!! Can't you smell RATZ smell?!! Ooooh...RATZ smell!! The stench of death surrounds you!! YEEEEEEaaaaaaahhhh!!
Limbaugh's Legions are upon you... Folks shall FReep Slick 'til he's GONE!! So take another toke, have a blow fer yer nose... 'Til Left thinks, Right shall drown you!! HELL, YEAH!! Ooooh...RATZ smell!! Can't you smell that smell?! Ooooh...Libs smell!! Vince Foster's Death condemns you!!
Lib'rals call Slick "Prince Charming"... He'll squeal'n'purr when cellmates find Slick's groove. Think you'll be all right with all yer money... But tomorrow, Dwight shall be buggerin' you!! Ooooh...Slick'll squeeeeeal!! Won't you help US tell?! Ooooh...RATZ smell!! Ol' Ron Brown's Death was all YOU!!
Slick, yer a fool, dude!! Yep, Right'll FReep ya 'til yer gone!! We know yer a Treas'nous Whore!!
One little problem that confronts you... Got good patriots on yer back... Just one more fix, Bill, might do the trick... One hell of a price for you to get your kicks!! Ooooh...RATZ smell!! I can't stand Left's smell!! Ooooh...Trash Bill!! Paul Wellstone's Death was all you!! Ooooh...Slick smells!! Right Shall Fight Like Hell!! Ooooh...RATZ smell!! We'll RE-Impeach'n'Convict You!!
FReegards...Mudboy Slim
155 posted on 11/22/2002 10:21 AM EST by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Ring DemBells!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Ring Them Bells")
Ring Dem bells, you heathens with yer Big Guv'ment schemes... Ring Dem bells from yer sanctuaries where Vile Marxists preach!! "Re-Impeach!!" Mudboy cried... "We got Truth on our side... "And Clinton's Power's fractured...Sweet Justice be thine!!"
Ring Dem bells, good FReepers, let yer OUTRAGE show!! Ring Dem bells...make yer Righteous stand, so Ashcroft will know!! Folks, it's Rush Hour now... Help us FReep 'gainst RATZ Power!! Lord, the sun is settin' low upon Swamp's sacred cows!!
Ring Dem bells, Sweet Justice, tell yer Congressman... Ring Dem bells so the World will know McAuliffe's SCUM!! Folks, the Networks are asleep... But their Power's weak... And the Country's still filled with lost sheep.
Ring Dem bells...fer Left's Blind Ignorance!! Ring Dem bells for RATZ morally-bereft! Ring Dem bells for Left's chosen few... Who would judge the many... Yet say, "Slick is KEWL!!" Ring Dem bells for Dem Chi-Com SPIES... For the kids that died... When innocents FRIED!!
Ring Dem bells, brave Patriots, shan't let Tyranny bloom!! Ring Dem bells for our Sailors whom Slick Willie entombed!! List of crimes is long... But Bold FReepers are strong... And We're Breakin' Down Resistance to Rightin' Wrongs!!!
Mudboy Slim
6 posted on 12/26/2003, 9:56:32 AM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Tombstone Blues" (Written and Performed by Robt. Zimmerman aka Bob Dylan)
The sweet pretty things are in bed now of course The city fathers they're trying to endorse The reincarnation of Paul Revere's horse But the town has no need to be nervous
The ghost of Belle Starr she hands down her wits To Jezebel the nun she violently knits A bald wig for Jack the Ripper who sits At the head of the chamber of commerce
Mama's in the fact'ry She ain't got no shoes Daddy's in the alley He's lookin' for the fuse I'm in the streets With the tombstone blues
The hysterical bride in the penny arcade Screaming she moans, "I've just been made" Then sends out for the doctor who pulls down the shade Says, "My advice is to not let the boys in"
Now the medicine man comes and he shuffles inside He walks with a swagger and he says to the bride "Stop all this weeping, swallow your pride You will not die, it's not poison"
Mama's in the fact'ry She ain't got no shoes Daddy's in the alley He's lookin' for the fuse I'm in the streets With the tombstone blues
Well, John the Baptist after torturing a thief Looks up at his hero the Commander-in-Chief Saying, "Tell me great hero, but please make it brief Is there a hole for me to get sick in?"
The Commander-in-Chief answers him while chasing a fly Saying, "Death to all those who would whimper and cry" And dropping a bar bell he points to the sky Saving, "The sun's not yellow it's chicken"
Mama's in the fact'ry She ain't got no shoes Daddy's in the alley He's lookin' for the fuse I'm in the streets With the tombstone blues
The king of the Philistines his soldiers to save Puts jawbones on their tombstones and flatters their graves Puts the pied pipers in prison and fattens the slaves Then sends them out to the jungle
Gypsy Davey with a blowtorch he burns out their camps With his faithful slave Pedro behind him he tramps With a fantastic collection of stamps To win friends and influence his uncle
Mama's in the fact'ry She ain't got no shoes Daddy's in the alley He's lookin' for the fuse I'm in the streets With the tombstone blues
The geometry of innocent flesh on the bone Causes Galileo's math book to get thrown At Delilah who sits worthlessly alone But the tears on her cheeks are from laughter
Now I wish I could give Brother Bill his great thrill I would set him in chains at the top of the hill Then send out for some pillars and Cecil B. DeMille He could die happily ever after
Mama's in the fact'ry She ain't got no shoes Daddy's in the alley He's lookin' for the fuse I'm in the streets With the tombstone blues
Where Ma Raney and Beethoven once unwrapped their bed roll Tuba players now rehearse around the flagpole And the National Bank at a profit sells road maps for the soul To the old folks home and the college
Now I wish I could write you a melody so plain That could hold you dear lady from going insane That could ease you and cool you and cease the pain Of your useless and pointless knowledge
Mama's in the fact'ry She ain't got no shoes Daddy's in the alley He's lookin' for the fuse I'm in the streets With the tombstone blues
One of my New Years' resolutions is to RETIRE D'A$$#OLE in '04!! [Spoiler Alert: Resolution Achieved]
"Puff, the Angry D'A$$hole!!" (To be sung to Peter, Paul and Mary's "Puff, the Magic Dragon")
Puff, the Senate Leader, Bane of the FRee... Tom ruled with an iron fist in Washington, DeeCee!! Lib'ral Commie Sosh'lists loved that D'A$$hole Puff, 'Cuz Tom pulled strings fer big airlines who'd hired Missuz Puff!! Bold!!
Puff, the would-be Prez'dent, loved Tyranny... He protected his friend Willie Slick, in a Trial fer Perjury!! South Dakota voters said, "Oh, whatta SLEAZE!!" And conspired to next autumn rid their State of Tommie's disease!!
Tom D'A$$hole, he would grovel fer Dem votes a cryin' shame... Tommie preyed on weakness..."Fear" was Puffboy's middle name!! Union thugs and bigots would bow whene'er Puff came, Lib'ral whips bent o'er and begged fer Puff's pork, oh so lame.
Puff, RATZ Leftist Leader, loathed liberty... Big Guv'ment was his Power trip and he'd tax all he could see!! Puff held judges hostage, shameful was he... He ruled from his Senate seat 'til he pissed off Hillary!!
The Senate loves its Power, but weakness leaves a void... HildaBeast and her man Slick returned...Left's overjoyed!! In '04, it happened, Johnnie Thune, he whupped li'l Puff!! 'Cuz voters in their wisdom, folks, they'd just had enuff!!
Puff's head was bent in sorrow, felled by Clinton's stain... Puff no longer weilded Power...fell off the gravy train!! Without his Leader's seat, Puff was just a knave... So Puff, that tiny tyrant, sadly slipped into a cave. Oh!
Puff, EX-DemRAT Leader, loathed by the FRee... Left dwindled down with evil Slick 'cuz DemRATZ chose Hillary!! Puff, that tragic figure, died mysteriously... The Sheeple called it Arkancide 'cuz it's Death by Slick Willie!!
FReegards...MUD
90 posted on 1/2/2004, 12:48:37 AM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"MAC-AULIFFE!!" (To be sung to Hank Williams, Jr.'s version of his daddy's song, "KAW-LIGA")
McAuliffe is a two-bit minion grovellin' fer RATZ Whores!! He sold his Soul to Ol' Slick Willie...sold Chi-Coms OUR Guns of War!! MAC-AULIFFE!! OOOOOOOOOHHH!! Grinnin' there as if Right doesn't know... FReepers demand answers...you gotta go!!
T-Mac always wore his pin-striped suits and pissed good folks off a lot... That Traitor stole from Union folks and smoked way too much pot!! MAC-AULIFFE!!! OOOOOOOHHH!!! Too corrupt to ever do what's Right... Because yer heart is stained from constant lyin'!!
(CHORUS) IN-DICT McAuliffe...Equal Justice demands this!! CON-VICT McAuliffe...'Tis in Prison he shall live!! Is it any wonder that Slick's face is red... McAuliffe, yer Party's good as dead!!
McAuliffe is a lowly minion...Sheeple just don't care. His fate is fixed to the Clinton Traitors but the Voters ain't aware!! MAC-AULIFFE!!! OOOOOOOOOOHHH!! In yer trial evidence'll grow... Right'll make sure, then, the Sheeple know.
Then one day RATZ Winnick shyster bought the Indian maid And took her, oh, so far away, but young McAuliffe stayed MAC-AULIFFE!! OOOOOOOOOHHH!! Punk stole from Winnick's Global Crossing... And wishes he was still McLowlife's Scheme.
(CHORUS) IN-DICT MAC-AULIFFE!! Equal Justice demands this!! CON-VICT MAC-AULIFFE!! In a prison cell he shall live!! Is it any wonder that Left's face is red... MAC-AULIFFE...RAT Party's good as dead!!!
Mudboy Slim
1 posted on 07/31/2002 2:03:03 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"FReep On!!" (To be sung to Aerosmith's "Dream On")
Prez'dent's Slime...Liberty, how Left fears her. All these lies, but the Truth's gettin' clearer... JOE Biden's SCUM!! JOE, yer Slime!...You've lied, now be gone... Isn't that the way? Can anybody trust the foolish words RATZ saayyyyy?
Yeah...sing with me, won't shed more tears, Sing for our futures, reject RATZ fears!! Sing with me, fight for the day... Ignore TeeVee polls, Good Patriots'll put JOE away-ay-ay-ay.
All JOEZ life's been a joke that enrages... Bought and sold by Commies from Asia! You know it's true... JO-O-O-OE...all these crimes lead back to you... Folks, sing with me, no need to fear... With all these scandals, Country's been queered! Sing with me, we'll win the day, No need for sorrow, the Good Lord'll make JOE pay... Ayy-yeahhh...
FReep on, FReep on, FReep on, FReep until our dreams come true! FReep on, FReep on, FReep on, FReep until it's RATZ who're screwed!! FReep on, FReep on, FReep on, FReep on, FReep on, FReep on, FReep on... Aighhhhhh... Sing with me, force out Left's SCUM... Sing for our Freedom and sing for our sons! Sing with me, whaddaya say? Maybe tomorrow, JOE Biden we'll INCARCERATE!! Sing with me, and later next year, Libs shall be slaughtered, destroyed for years! Sing with me, Trumpsters don't play... Maybe tomorrow, Presidents'll mean what they say!!
FReep On, folks, FReep on!!
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 08/15/1999 19:51:44 PDT by Mudboy Slim
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"John Makes Us Angry!!" (Based on "Johnny Get Angry" by Joanie Sommers)
John, before the war was through You came home, what did you do? You stood with Jane, you horses head Desecratin OUR war dead!!
Oh, John makes us angry, John makes us mad Hes the biggest DOOFUS, RATZ ever had Hes not a Brave man, just Klintons fave man Johnny, we DON'T really care, really care for you!!
Every time youre on TV Lyin about the economy Bout terrorism you never speak Must you always act so weak???
Oh, John makes us angry, John makes us mad Hes the biggest DOOFUS, RATZ ever had Hes not a Brave man, just Klintons fave man Johnny, we DON'T really care, really care for you!!
America wants someone who We can always look up to In November well cheer your loss And Re-elect GEORGE - Our Boss!!
Oh, John makes us angry, John makes us mad Hes the biggest DOOFUS, RATZ ever had Hes not a Brave man, just Klintons fave man Johnny, we DON'T really care, really care for you!!
Johnny, were angry, Johnny Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny
FADE
Lyrics by sultan88 (3/29/04)
126 posted on 3/29/2004, 9:41:19 AM by sultan88 ("I went down Virginia, seeking shelter from the storm...")
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Fool Left, Overthrow RATZ Chi-Com HO's!!" (To be sung to the Highwaymen's "True Love Travels on a Gravel Road")
How many Lib'rals...reject the Real World... 'Cuz they love Big Guv'ment and HATE?! RATZ stand by their man...through JOEZ Treasonous Scams... Swamp still keep RATZ Bile in his place!! And how many sheep...believe RAT-networks Fake News? Fer JOE...RATZ're Dolts!!!
Truth, Libs, hurts ya but it must be told!!
JOE is XI's Agent and Swamp's Goals are Dang'rous... RAT Tools kneel when they're told!!
Truth, RATZ, hurts ya but ya must be bold!!
Lib'rals sell fears...market hard times and tears... That only makes Right's Resolve Grow!! Folks, we'll rise together... Yes, WE Shall Retard...Guv'ment's Growth!! Not once have I seen Libs'...fool eyes fill with anger... Or say, "Let's Impeach...RATZ Chi-Com Whore'd!!" Truth, Libs, hurts ya but it shall be told!! Truth, RATZ, hurts ya but it shall be told!! Truth, JOE, hurts ya but it shall be told!! Truth, Libs, hurts ya but it shall be told!! Truth, RATZ, hurts ya but it shall be told!! Truth, JOE, hurts ya but it shall be told!! Truth, BOY, hurts ya but it shall be told!!
FReegards...MUD
146 posted on 11/25/2002 11:45:27
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"