Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:345581 Comments:4422
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
We know DemRATZ have some October Surprise planned for next autumn.... And we know Biden and his brood are bought & paid for Chinese Commie agents... We'll have to circle back on this "prediction"...
Dem tyrannical RAT-bassTURDZ will get their comeuppance...
Regards...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"The Sky Above and Ol' MUD Below" (To be sung to Tom Russell's "The Sky Above and the Mud Below")
Two Libs strolled in from the South...one rainy Autumn night... The sky above...and the mud below... They walked into Ol' Mudboy's Bar...they were DemocRATZ by site... Big Guy's above...but there's MUD below... They flashed their Guv'ment Credit Card... "You'll pay, Slim!!" Slick Willie charged! Ol' Mudboy slams their liquor down... Dem Lib'rals start to drinkin'...
Their souls were Void and Black...they FED on Voter's FEARS!! The Sky above...and Ol' MUD below... Two Lib'rals oh-so- Powerful...rumor wuz Dem boyz kiss rear... Their LIES disturbed Good Ol' Mudboy so!! Then JimRob FReeped in, "That beats all... Slick's "WANTED" poster's on Slim's wall... Slick Willie and Algore, y'all... TRAITORS from the White House!!"
Now Dem Lib'rals they were Chi-Com Whores...National Security they attacked!! They're LYIN' SCUM!! Tell 'em MUD said so!! They prance amongst their Media Bores..."Gravitas" them Leftists lack... Good Lord's above...got Ol' MUD below!! At Mount Carmel near WacoTown...thuggish Slick BLITZKRIEGED that Compound... Two dozen children's deathly howls... One FACT...the Left's avoided!!
Now Ol' Mudboy was a FReeper...whose known Slick's a DISGRACE!! Slick's LYIN' SCUM...tell'im MUD said so!! He owned that Bar and a memory...Media Whores could not erase!! Lord's high above...got Ol' MUD below!! Yeah, Mudboy he could FReep in verse... RATZ Culture War Right SHALL reverse... MUDZ a Patriot, folks, the Left he'd CURSE... One man you did not anger!!!
Lord's high above...got MUD below... Remove Slick's stain...RE- IMPEACH RATZ 'HO!! Two Lib'rals who did not know... How much Slim loves this Nation!!
Slick Willie, he's the bold one...MUD inquired about his "quirks"... "You'll FRY," said Bill, "'cuz I run this show!!" Algore said, "Mudboy, we RAPE Sheeple...'cuz they're helpless twirps... We're LYIN' SCUM...but OUR Base don't know!! Slim, that Internet I did make... Your FreeRepublic Left's Laws shall break!! Boy, read the polls, Ol' Dubyuh's tanked... Big Guv'ment's on a roll!!!"
Well, these DemocRATZ they wuz IGNORANT...they didn't know who Mudboy wuz... Good Lord's above...got Ol' MUD below. That FReeper's face grew darker...folks, MUD measured every word... The sky above...and the mud below... "You Commie-Pinko sons of bitches... Feel my wrath, you TREAS'NOUS Wretches... RESIGN NOW...LEAVE DEECEE QUICK!!! Yer Free Days are a dwindlin'!!!"
Slick Willie ABUSED the I.R.S. ...Bill's tryin' to take OUR Guns... Slick's spies were called....they attacked Mudboy!! Too late 'cuz MUD had a groooovy sound...and a flamin' writin' pen... Lord's high above...we got MUD below!! Slick called his Leftist Minions near... MUDZ just grinnin' EAR-TO-EAR!!! =^D Said, "Court's in Session...hear ye, hear... Yers Truly...Presidin'!!!"
Well, Slick's Trial commenced and folks did sing...Bill's denials were a JOKE!! You LIE with pigs...you forfeit yer soul!! MUD said, "We'll cut Big Guv'ment, boys...we'll cut taxes fer ALL good folks!! Slick's LYIN' SCUM...and the Left MUST know!! The Constitution it says somewhere...Crimes are Crimes...Justice Don't Care... Covet not thy Neighbor's Share... That's why we fought the Revolution!!"
Now that ol' Times-Dispatch headline...hangs framed on Mudboy's Wall... "Clinton RESIGNS...Welcome Prez'dent Gore!!" Next to MUDZ "Reagan Portrait"...Dutch points Rightward from a horse... Blue skies above...sure do miss him so. Folks, the twisted Lib'rals must be smacked... Our Country's SOUL, Left has attacked... Slick's TYRANNY Right SHALL retract... Bill shouldda stuck to Guv'nin'!!
Blue skies above...clear stream below... The Lib'rals' reign...is damnear o'er!! The Clinton Curse has been DETHRONED!! We celebrate Truth's New Mornin'!!!
MUD (9/25/00)
1 Posted on 09/25/2000 09:43:19 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"WE ARE THE WORLD!!" (To be sung to Michael Jackson's "We are the World")
NOW is the time... When Right heeds our Founders' Call... When Patriots must come together as ONE!! LeftWing people LYING!! NOW it's time to take a stand and FIGHT!! Elitists MUST now fall!!
We can't go on... Pretending RATZ are SANE!! That DIMWIT will soon make a change... We are all a part of... God's great big family!! Hear MUDZ "TRUTH!!"...I know WISDOM'S all we need!!
[Chorus] We are the world... RATZ kill their children!! We are the ones who make a brighter day... Folks, DEFEAT Marxists!!! There's a choice we're making... We're CHOOSING to LIVE RIGHT!! Seek "TRUTH!!" We'll make a better day... Just you and MUD!! Sing from yer heart!!! So RATZ know they OUGHTTA be SCAIR'T!! And Left's CRIME has been vile Tyranny!! As MUD has shown YOU by whuppin' up his threads... Patriots all must lend a helping hand!!
[Chorus] We are the world... RATZ KILL their children!! We are the ones who make a brighter day... Let's DEFEAT Marxists!! Righteous choice MUDZ making... Swamp-TRAITORS spread RAT-LIES!! Seek TRUTH!! We'll make a better day... Just you and MUD!!
Folks, Left flouts its Power!! There seems no HOPE at all... But if Right just BELIEVES... There's no way we can FAIL!! Well, well, well, well, let us realize... That true change will only come... When we stand together as one!!
[Chorus] We are the world... RATZ KILL their children!! We are the ones who make a brighter day... Let's DEFEAT Marxists!! Righteous choice MUDZ making... Swamp-TRAITORS spread RAT-LIES!! Seek TRUTH!! We'll make a better day... Just you and MUD!!
Mudboy Slim (26 March 2010)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Right's Justice" (To be sung to Bing Crosby's "White Christmas")
I-I-I-I-I'm FReepin' fer what's Right...JUSTICE!! Just like Good Pay-Tree-Utz of Yore... With my bald head glist'nin'... Whole Wide World's list'nin'... To hear Bunnies made of Snow!!
MUUUUUUDZ FReepin' fer a bright Christmas... With every Justice Song he writes!! Spend yer days Just Fightin' Left's Blight... And may Trump's Bold Justice Do What's Right!!
WE-E-E-E're FReepin' fer what's Right...Help US!! With every Christmas card you write... Tell yer FRiends...JOE Biden Ain't Right!! Reject DeeCee Tyranny and Blight!!
Regards...MUD
26 posted on 12/4/2001, 1:16:53 AM by Mudboy Slim
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Twas the night before Ramadan, and all through the cave Not a creature was stirring; it felt like a grave. The turbans were hung by the firepit with care, In hopes that the Air Force would not soon be there. The soldiers were restless without any beds, While visions of air strikes flashed in their heads. Osama in his burkha and I in my goatskin cap, Had just settled down for a cold, barren winter's nap,
When out on the ledge there arose such a clatter, I grabbed my Kalashnikov to see what was the matter. Away from the racket I ran like a girl, Tripped over a goat; into a ball I did curl.
The moon shone down on the new-fallen snow And lit up the valley with an ominous glow, When, what to my one good eye should appear, But a dozen Apaches, and tanks in the rear.
And their leader, so fearless, his troops he did push, I knew in an instant it must be President Bush. More rapid than eagles his forces they came, And they whistled, and shouted, and called out our names:
"Now Omar! Osama! Muhammad! Abdul! We come for you now; we've taken Kabul! To the top of the cliffs! To the back of their caves! When you chose this war, you dug your own graves!"
As the dry leaves that before the assault choppers fly, When they meet with an obstacle, light up the sky. So up to the ledge his forces they flew With full magazines, and flamethrowers too.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard with a thud The explosions of Tomahawks; not one was a dud. As I chambered my rifle, and was turning around, Osama was there, disguised in a gown.
He was dressed all in drag, from his head to his toes, And he said he would flee while I held off his foes; A bundle of money he had stuffed in his pack, He said "I'm going to Baghdad and I'm not looking back!"
His eyes were all glassy; he trembled with fear; The American bombs, they rang in his ears. He saddled his goat, then turned tail and fled, But a Marine Corps sniper shot him dead in the head.
I watched with cold fear as his body did slump; The goat threw him off; he fell with a thump. And so, there I stood, my plans all destroyed, About to suffer a fate I could not avoid;
I dropped to my knees; asked Allah for help, His voice boomed in my ears, "You ignorant whelp! I gave you the Bible, the Torah and Koran, But you were too arrogant to understand,
I told you to honor your neighbors and wives; Not to enslave them, or degrade their lives! You invoke My name to sanction your deeds, But you are the last thing that this world needs.
And so, I'll send you and bin Laden to Hell. The last words I heard, as the bombs fell, Were from George Bush himself as he mounted the wall, "One nation, under God, with liberty and justice for all!"
Author Unknown
Thanks to lodwick fer sharing...MUD
162 posted on 12/11/2001, 9:38:48 AM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Willie the Red-Necked Traitor" (To be sung to "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer")
Willie the red-necked traitor... Had a big ol' bulbous nose, Snorted Coke like a vacuum, Stuck it up his Intern Ho's. All of the Noble FReepers, Used to laugh and call Slick names. We never let Left's Poltroons, Fergit Slick's a Treas'nous Shame.
Then one snowy Justice Eve... FReepers came to sing: "Willie and yer Leftist Blight, Shan't "MOVE ON" becuz We're Right!!" Folks, DemRAT Lib'rals loved Slick, But Right routed them fer FRee: "Willie the Red-Necked Traitor... You'll die in a Fed'ral Penitentiary!!!"
First draft...MUD
274 posted on 12/15/2001, 9:27:11 AM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"FWIW...The Righteous Shall Triumph!!" (To be sung to Buffalo Springfield's "For What It's Worth")
There's somethin' happenin' here...it ain't Right... Vile Left, they Rule by Fear!! ATF men in a tank over there, Slaughterin' kids whilst they knelt in prayer!! It's high time we INDICT T-Mac...PUNK Dem's Clown!! DNC Chairman...who killed Ron Brown?!!
There's bad men doin' Wrong... They'll win The Fight, unless the Right is Strong!! Bold people must speak OUR minds... We're gettin' too much resistance from OUR side!! It's time we ROUT Lib'rals, TRASH DemClowns!! High time fer Justice to now Rebound!!
Clinton feels he can't be beat... Poltroons, they're Effete!! Forgivin' wrongs, Press parrots Slick's LIES!! Most of them say, "Slick Willie's OUR GUY!!" It's time we STOP DemRATZ...Stop DemClowns!! Big Guv'ment's shakin' OUR Country down!!
Rev-o-lutions start slow...but Limbaugh's Legions shall grow!! Evil Wins when the Good are afraid!! Step outta line...the time's come fer Right to hold sway!! We shall INDICT T-Mac...Stomp Left's Clowns!! All ya good FReepers, come help us out!! We gotta STOP Clinton...Crush Slick's Crown!! Ev'rybody help what's goin' down!! We're gonna STOP Lib'rals...STOP DemClowns!! Destroy Lib'ralism...let's do it NOW!!
Mudboy Slim (12/29/2001)
Let's ROCK...MUD
1 posted on 12/29/2001, 4:35:20 AM by Mudboy Slim (Justice@in't.negotiable!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"House of the Vile Clintons!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's acoustic version of "House of the Risin' Sun")
In our White House down in ol' DeeCee... There lived the Vile Clintons!! And Bill's been the Hero of many Lib'rals... Yet Slick's a bag o' scum!!
Bill Clinton is a TRAITOR... He sold our nukes fer cheap!! Our FReedoms are endangered, folks... 'Cuz good Sheeple sleep!!
Now, good folks, the thing Slick Willie needs... Is fer his TREASON to be judged!! 'Cuz the only way we'll stop his lyin'... Is when we string RATZ up!!
Slick killed them lasses down in Texas... Slick torched that Waco Compound!! Folks, the only pleasure Bill gets outta life... Is when he's Abusin' his Power!!
I tell ya, Nation, listen... We gotta do what must be done!! Must show the Powers in ol' DeeCee... That Justice is fer everyone!!
Folks, it's time to take on Left's Whore!! Yes, we SHALL remove Slick's Stain!! We're marchin' back to ol' DeeCee... Let's put that boy in chains!!
We're a'marchin' back to ol' DeeCee... Slick's Fate is in Prison!! We're goin' back to force Congress... To Re-Impeach Clinton!!
It's OUR White House in ol' DeeCee... We shan't condone TREASON!! Must sing this tune of Justice, FReepers... Yes, We'll DETHRONE CLINTON!!!
"We Are the RightWing!!" (To be sung to Kid Rock's "I Am The Bullgod")
Right is the Future...Right is FRee... Follow me...Right's all 'bout Liberatin'!! Right's gonna win you!! LeftWing's fer FOOLS!! Right's gonna save you!!
Right's like a train...we roll hard, FReepin' fer our dreams!! We watch FoxNewsChannel and Limbaugh FReeps...maybe!! We reject Left's fools...RATZ ain't FRee!! But Right be whuppin' butt 'gainst Leftist Tyranny!! Right gotz soul...like the Gip!! Back in '96, man, we was FReepin' 'gainst Slick!! 'Cuz Right can rumble...FarRight, hit the bricks!! Fer our righteous dreams, we shall never quit!! Press, ask REAL questions...know JOE Biden lies... RATS are weak and STOOOPID with blood shot eyes... Slick spanks the sink...Right shall next RE-IMPEACH!! We'll CONVICT Slick Willie...Bill'll be a Prison Queen!! 'Cuz Right's like bulldogs...we gotta plan!! Left's [an] illegitimate scourge of man... RATS' S-O-P is vile Tyranny... FReep the G-O-P fer more Liberty!! Folks, we're FReepin'...unh unh...yes, we're FReepin'!!
We are the RightWing...we are FRee!! And we FReep...watch the Right reawaken!! Right's gonna help you!! Reject Left's fools!! Right's gonna win you!!
A lotta FReepers poke fun and that's alright... But when I start pokin back, Gramps gits all uptight...Hunh!! MUD can rap with this KidRock punk... So just Devolve Power before DemRATZ wake up!! Yes, I'm a FReeper...my FRiends call me "MUD"... And Ol' Slim, he ain't aFRaid...gonna mix it up!! I'm gonna flood the world with my righteous thoughts... Sweep the Left away...FReedom can't be bought!! Unh!! FReepersUP!! Kerry's LYIN' SCUM!! We gotta let sheeple know that LeftWing's DONE!! So grab you a walkman and listen to Rush... Or listen to Hannity or read Matt Drudge!! 'Cuz we're the RightWing...you'll understand... We're a legitimate righteous land!! RATS' S-O-P is vile Tyranny... FReep the G-O-P fer more Liberty!! Folks, we're FReepin'...yeah, we're FReepin'!!
We are the RightWing...we are FRee!! The Worlds needs patriots liberatin'!! Liberate US...yeah!!
RATZ ain't nuthin'!!
FReeeeeeeeee....Yeah yeah yeah!! Come on, get on up!! Come on, FReepersUP!! Come on, don't let up!!
We are the RightWing...we are FRee!! This World needs more righteous liberation!! We are the RightWing...we are FRee!! And we feed on sweet Justice!!
I love my FReepin' fer Peace...gonna show what's Right!! DemRATS say it ain't fair...Left just begs and whines... Left's thoughts are scams...RATZ make no sense... Left abhors all that's Right...RAT-power's past tense!! Raisin' Cain on the internet... NooYawkSlimes, here we come, we're takin' stands!! I've gotta band of gypsies, we're set to stun... Listen to Limbaugh...havin' fun!! DemLib'rals seem so odd... Lefty's veins are popping, whinin' "Life's SOOO Hard!!" I am just Mudboy, you'll understand... Right here in my head is Right's Master Plan!!
Unhh!! Right's gonna FRee you!! Left's freaks fool you!! Right wantsta help you...Right's yer future!!
Mudboy Slim
BTW...first "rap song" I've ever FReeped!!
185 posted on Sunday, August 15, 2004 12:16:57 PM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Truth Shall Reign Again!!" (To be sung to R.E.M.'s "So. Central Rain")
Bidenn's gonna fall!! Dem Leftists try to stall... Swamp's Marxist mis-Directions...are driving RATZ insane!! Our Will shan't bend!! TraitorJOE washed away... The Evil of Dem Lib'rals...has forced Mudboy to sing.
Justice is our Right...Third Party calls...the RINOZ frown... Olde wise men wrote their words upon the rocks... But MUDZ not bound to follow suit!! The Left shall bend...JOEZ ConDamnation's Nigh!! If RATZ Treas'nous Crimes YOU Condone...yer choice isn't mine!!
JOEZ sorry...Left's sorry...
Med'yuh never called!! MUD waited for Left's calls... Left's lies and mis-directions are driving US away!! Then Limbaugh sang...Left's Brain-washin' washed away... Press says that we should "Just Move ON!!"... That Choice isn't mine!!
"Masterful Whore" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Masters of War")
Slick's a Masterful Whore... Sold Chinese our Big Guns... Bloody handful of coins... Can y'all say, "TREASON"?!! Folks, Slick hides beyond Laws... And Left's Liars in the Press... Slick, I wanted you to know... Patriots demand Justice!!
Slick has never done nothin'... But RAPE and DESTROY!! Left lauds his "New World"... It's just a Socialist ploy!! Left confiscates our lands... Then, Slick stomped on folks' rights... Note Slick turned a pale yellow... When it was his turn to FIGHT!!!
Like Vile Tyrants of Olde... Slick lies and deceives... New World Order's all BUNK!! UN's Socialist Sleaze!! Slick, folks see through yer lies... Slick, our Country you've stained... Won't forget the Waco SLAUGHTER... Forgive?!! You're INSANE!!!
Left enslaves all their Victims... RATZ are hatred-inspired... Ol' Slick sits back and laughs... Seems them Lib'rals love LIARS!! Clintons defaced our White House... With their abhorrent crud!! Slick found time to boink interns... Still choked his li'l pud!!
Slick's now Left's nightmare... Arrogance so absurd!! FReepers must teach their children... To follow Lord's Word!! Yes, Left's threatenin' our Liberty... Communism's Left's aim... Ain't no match fer MEN... We'll CRUSH Left with our brains!!
How, folks, do I know?! From Rush Limbaugh I learned!! Left may trash us with mud... Right's viewpoints are spurned. Still, there's two things I know... Slick, Right's WISER than you... And my Lord Jesus'll never... Forgive you, you FOOL!!
Slick, lemme ask you some questions... Is POWER really so good?! Bill, will it git you redemption?! Do you think that it should?! I think Bill will find... When his obituary is told... All those Laws that he's RAPED were... Never quite worth his Soul!!
Slick, I hope you don't DIE... Least not anytime soon... Hope you live long in Prison... Hope yer cellmates LOOOOVE you!! )8^D] Slick, I'll be at yer funeral... I'll sing ill of the dead... Then, I'll stand over yer grave... Bill, I'll piss on yer head!!
FReegards...MUD
50 Posted on 07/15/2001 20:26:05 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
God BLESS ALL who have SERVED in the U.S. Military!!
"A Soldier's Christmas"
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, my daughter beside me, angelic in rest.
Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree, I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve.
My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep in perfect contentment, or so it would seem. So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream.
The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eye when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow.
My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, and I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight.
A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old Perhaps a Marine, huddled here in the cold. Alone in the dark, he looked up and smiled, Standing watch over me, and my wife and my child.
"What are you doing?" I asked without fear "Come in this moment, it's freezing out here! Put down your pack, brush the snow from your sleeve, You should be at home on a cold Christmas Eve!"
For barely a moment I saw his eyes shift, away from the cold and the snow blown in drifts, to the window that danced with a warm fire's light then he sighed and he said "Its really all right, I'm out here by choice. I'm here every night"
"Its my duty to stand at the front of the line, that separates you from the darkest of times. No one had to ask or beg or implore me, I'm proud to stand here like my fathers before me.
My Gramps died at 'Pearl on a day in December," then he sighed, "That's a Christmas 'Gram always remembers." My dad stood his watch in the jungles of 'Nam And now it is my turn and so, here I am.
I've not seen my own son in more than a while, But my wife sends me pictures, he's sure got her smile. Then he bent and he carefully pulled from his bag, The red white and blue... an American flag.
"I can live through the cold and the being alone, Away from my family, my house and my home, I can stand at my post through the rain and the sleet, I can sleep in a foxhole with little to eat, I can carry the weight of killing another or lay down my life with my sisters and brothers who stand at the front against any and all, to insure for all time that this flag will not fall."
"So go back inside," he said, "harbor no fright Your family is waiting and I'll be all right." "But isn't there something I can do, at the least, "Give you money," I asked, "or prepare you a feast? It seems all too little for all that you've done, For being away from your wife and your son."
Then his eye welled a tear that held no regret, "Just tell us you love us, and never forget To fight for our rights back at home while we're gone. To stand your own watch, no matter how long.
For when we come home, either standing or dead, to know you remember we fought and we bled is payment enough, and with that we will trust. That we mattered to you as you mattered to us.
Michael Marks December 7th, 2000 marksman@patriot.net"
FReegards...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"The 12 Days of Justice!!" (To the tune of "12 Days of Christmas")
On the First Day of Justice The Good Lord Gave to Me Slick in a Penitentiary.
On the Second Day of Justice The Good Lord Gave to me Two Terms for Dubyuh And Slick in a Penitentiary.
On the Third Day of Justice The Good Lord Gave to Me Three More Right Wing Jurists, Two Terms for Dubyuh, And Slick in a Penitentiary.
On the Fourth Day of Justice The Good Lord Gave to Me Four subpoenas for Reno, Three more Right Wing Jurists, Two Terms for Dubyuh, And Slick in a Penitentiary.
On the Fifth Day of Justice The Good Lord Gave to Me Five M-I-L-L-I-O-N FReepers, Four Subpeonas for Reno, Three More Right Wing Jurists, Two Terms for Dubyuh, and Slick in a Penitentiary.
On the Sixth Day of Justice The Good Lord Gave to Me Six More Pubbie Senators etc...
On the Seventh Day of Justice The Good Lord Gave to Me Seven Hours of Limbaugh etc...
On the Eighth Day of Justice The Good Lord Gave to Me Eight More House Conservatives etc...
On the Ninth Day of Justice The Good Lord Gave to Me Nine Jabs at Jeffords etc...
On the Tenth Day of Justice The Good Lord Gave to Me Ten Indictments for Hillary etc...
On the Eleventh Day of Justice The Good Lord Gave to Me Eleven Lib'ral Retirements etc...
On the Twelfth Day of Justice The Good Lord Gave to Me Twelve Years of Tax Cuts, Eleven Lib'ral Retirements, Ten Indictments for Hillary, Nine Jabs at Jeffords, Eight More House Conservatives, Seven Hours of Limbaugh, Six More Pubbie Senators, Five M-I-L-L-I-O-N FReepers, Four Subpoenas for Reno, Three More Right Wing Jurists, Two Terms for Dubyuh, AND SLICK IN A PENITENTIARY!!
Thank y'all for the help.
For a poet...I'm slow at it.
The Sultan
361 posted on Tuesday, December 18, 2001
U rock, GREG...I know yer smilin' UP THERE!!
Utmost regards 2 U and yer family...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-01-27
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"FRiends of Slick Willie!!" (To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Friend of the Devil")
We abhor Butch Reno...and we'll take Slick Willie down. Honor 'tis to FReep fer Right till Big Guv'ment's not around. Ya think I'm funnin' as I make my rhymes... But friends of Slick Willie ain't no FRiends of mine!! Leftist HO's defend Slick's Blight... TREASON's why we FReep tonigh-ight!!
Clinton is Pure Evil, knaves...Slick snowed Dem-Medyuh shills!! Cowed the Right from action...let's be Brave and DETHRONE Bill!! Future's Sunny, but we'll first smite Slime... No friend of Bill Clinton is a FRiend of mine!! Leftists know Clinton's not Right... Justice's why we FReep...tonigh-ight!!
I drove on up to DeeCee...brain-dead Lib'rals fought me there. Took my hard-earned dollar bill but we vanquished their PUNK, Terry. Think I'm funnin' but I know what's Right... DemFriends of Bill Clinton should be Doin' Time!! I set goals...ain't 'fraid ta Fight... Justice's why I FReep tonigh-ight!!!
Got two reasons why I stay awake each lonely night. The first one's named Sweet Liberty and she's my heart's delight. Second one is Justice, Willie, Ol' Mudboy's on yer tail!! And when MUD catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!
Gotta wife and children, Slick, but yer thugs shan't cow me!!! Broaddrick says Slick raped her, Tom, but Brokaw said, "BITE ME!!!" Lib'rals' Love Him, but I think Slick's SLIME!! No friend of Slick Willie shall be FRiends o' mine. I set goals, ain't 'fraid ta fight...Justice's why MUD FReeps tonight!!!
(BigMan on guitar, Fireman John on mandolin...justa cookin'!!)
Got two reasons why I FReep away each doggone night. The first one's named Sweet Liberty, my God, I know I'm Right!! Second one is Justice, Terry, MUD knows yer Sordid Tale... And when Truth catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!
Gotta wife and children, Bill, and you got Hillary... Chelsea knows she's not yer child, Webb Hubbell's genes flow free. Think I'm funnin' but Slick's arse is mine!! No friend of Bill Clinton, boy, Justice Be Thine!! Bill can roam...but Slick can't hide!! Justice makes MUD FReep fer Righ-ight!!
Mudboy Slim
Lib'ralism's DEAD!! And William JeffersonBlythe Clinton's Legacy Shall Be the De-Legitimization of the DemocRAT Party!!
So Sayeth the Word of...MUD
1 posted on 2/10/2002 , 2:06:54 AM by Mudboy Slim (Justice@in't.negotiable!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"SlickBoy Willie!!" (To be sung to the Beatles' "Sexy Sadie")
SlickBoy Willie...what have you done?!! You made a fool of everyone... You made a fool of everyone... SlickBoy Willie...ooh...yer red-neck scum!!
EX-Prez'dent Clinton...you broke the rules! You sprayed it 'roun' for all to see... You sold US out fer Chi-Com green!! SlickBoy Willie...oooh...you treach'rous FOOL!! One sunny day, the world was Lustin' fer some Justice!! She came along to turn on everyone Rapist Willie...the greatest of them all!!
Waco Sadist...when did you know?! The world was waiting just for you The world was waiting just for you SlickBoy Willie oooh how did you know
Chairman T-Mac...you'll get yers yet!! However big you think you are... However big you think you are... Traitor T-Mac...oooh...you'll get yers yet!!
RATZ gave him everything they owned just to sit at his table... Willie's smile would brighten Marxist dreams!! SlickBoy Willie he's the latest and the greatest of the Swamp...
Bill made a fool of everyone... SlickBoy Willie... However big RATZ think they are... Slick's a Sadist!!
G F# A#m C D G F# F D ... (and fade)
FReegards...MUD
468 posted on 7/22/2002, 10:51:53 PM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
When you've trusted God and walked His way When you've felt His hand lead you day by day But your steps now take you another way... START OVER!
When you've made your plans and they've gone awry When you've tried your best and there's no more try When you've failed yourself and you don't know why... START OVER!
When you've told your friends what you plan to do When you've trusted them and they didn't come through And you're all alone and it's up to you... START OVER!
When you've failed your kids and they're grown and gone When you've done your best but it's turned out wrong And now your grandchildren come along... START OVER!
When you've prayed to God so you'll know His will When you've prayed and prayed and you don't know still When you want to stop cause you've had your fill... START OVER!
When you think you're finished and want to quit When you've bottomed out in life's deepest pit When you've tried and tried to get out of it... START OVER!
When the year has been to long and successes few When December comes and you're feeling blue God gives a January just for you... START OVER!
Thanks fer the bump, whoever sent this...MUD
473 posted on 7/23/2002, 3:05:50 PM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Right's Battle Against Left's WHORE'd!!" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "The Battle of Evermore")
The King of Lyin' smugly bows... "Respect the Prez," we're told... "Protests shall cease...Bill's all gone now... Just leave Ol' Slick alone!!"
Has the Right lost its mind?! DETHRONE LEFT'S WHORE!! Lib'rals kill with great delight... The Right must fight this War... Folks, throw down the gauntlet now... Rest not 'til Slick's DETHRONED!! Side-by-side, we'll FReep and fight... Right shall win this Culture War!! Ohh-oh-ah-oahhhhh...
Hey...RATZ gotta wonder... How far protectin' Slick they'll go! Ain't waitin' fer some Righteous Republicans... To stand up and Re-Impeach Left's 'HO!! The Wisdom of the Forefathers told... "Preserve Equal Justice!!" Imprison Slick 'cuz Law don't care... 'Tween naif or President...No nooooo!! This Country is worth the fight... Truth shall CONDEMN Left's Blight!! Lib'rals enslave folks brown and black... The Med'yuh feeds their dread...ohhhh... Fear is the Lib'rals' Plight... Publik-skewl-ignorantized!!! This World is filled with Good and Bad... How shall our children know?! Ohh...now...ohh-oh-ohhh...
Orwell, yer book wuz WRONG... Bold FReepers taught me so... Fine time fer an uprise... RE-IMPEACH THE CHI-COM 'HO!! The Pain of War cannot exceed... Waco's burnt stench of Death!! Our drums shall shake the Capitol halls... Our guitars shall steal Slick's breath!! Fight on...sing fer our Nation...Fight on... VOTE RIGHT...the Left shall fall!! No need for Fear...we'll set things Right... Our Might'll transform the World!! Dance with the FReepin' Right... Sing 'til the mornin' lights!! History looms...be Strong and Bold... We'll bring True Justice back!! Bring it back...
At last, Reagan'll be smilin'... At Guv'ment small and nice. We'll have caged The Butcher of Christians... Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!! Ahhh...ee-eye-ohhhh...ahhh-ah-ahh...
Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT... Bring it back...INDICT Slick...bring it back...then CONVICT...
Oh now...oh now...oh now...YES, NOW...oh now...oh now...oh now... Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT...bring it back... Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW ooh... Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW SING IT!! Sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it....
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 09/01/2000 08:44:48 PDT by Mudboy Slim (The Anti-Clinton!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Legend of Mudboy Slim" (To be sung to Charlie Daniels' Band's "Legend of Wooley Swamp")
Well, if you ever go back to the BonAir Swamp, well, you oughtta just do what's Right!! There's things out there in the middle of them woods that make DemLib'rals cry from fright. RATZ still crawl and Med'yuh lies and Clinton sleeps around on the town... And they say the ghost of Mudboy Slim gets up and he FReeps around.
Limbaugh couldn't believe it!! Boy just had to find out for hisself. MattDrudge couldn't conceive it!! The dude never seemed to listen to nobody else. Dubyuh couldn't believe it!! Dude just had to find out for hisself... There's some things in this world you just can't explain.
[Spoken:] Ol' Mudboy lived in the Virginny Swamp, back in his cave in the woods. He never did do a lotta harm to the world, 'cuz he always tried doin' Good. People didn't think too much of MUD...they all thought he acted funny. Ol' Mudboy didn't care 'bout DemSheeple anyway...all he cared about was gettin' JUSTICE!! He'd write it all down on FReeper threads and he'd bury it all around. And on certain nights, if the moon was Right, he'd sing it out loud, with no sound... Slim'd pour his heart out on the threads he called "Black!!" and run his vocals through it. Yeah, Mudboy Slim was an orn'ry young man and that's all that there was to it!! Med'yuh couldn't conceive'it...'cause DemRATZ never would have listened to nobody else. JimRob, sure, he had sincere doubts!! Jim just had to find out for hisself... There's some things in this world you just can't explain.
[Spoken:] DemClintons was white trash. They forced most of US FReeper's ta FReep. They were mean as Butch Reno and sneaky as RATZ and quite arrogant when they'd speak. One night Ol' Slickboy Willie said, "Y'all meet me at Ol' Muddy's Cave later. We'll take old Mudboy's Justice and we'll feed him to the Litigators." They found Ol' Mudboy out in the back with a guitar in his hand, Thirteen RightWing FReeper songs was just dug up out of the sand. Then, T-Mac went crazy and he beat Ol' Mudboy, and Slick picked him up off of the ground. Threw MUD in Left's Swamp and stood there and laughed as the Black water sucked him down. Then they turned around and went back to MUDZ shack and picked up MUDZ Justice and ran. Slick hadn't gone nowhere when they realized they were publicizing MUDZ Band. McAuliffe struggled and Slick squealed but they couldn't get away and just before they went under They could hear Ol' Mudboy laughing and a voice say, "Fear Righteous Justice!!!"
And that's been fifty years ago and you can go by there yet. There's a spot in the yard out back behind MUDZ shack where the ground is always wet. And on summer nights, if the moon is right down by that dark footpath, You can hear Slick Willie sqeeeeeealin'. You can hear Ol' Mudboy laugh!!!
BWAHAHAHA...MUD
367 posted on 10/14/02 1:08 AM Eastern by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Immigrant Nation!!" (To be sung to Paul Revere And The Raiders' "Indian Reservation")
Say, truth be told, we're a free nation... Hospitable to all persuasions... Folks invade US, that ain't Right!! They take our jobs, not our will to fight!!
They use our schools, but they don't pay... They flood our hospitals and jails... They march our streets...rights, they don't have... ILLEGALS' lives are ContraBand!!
American people, Immigrant Pride... Give power to Dems, and freedom dies!!
We are a proud Immigrant Nation... Justice dawns, we must be patient... Though I seem so gawldurned white... MUDZ still part-injun deep inside!!
American people, immigrant pride... Respect our laws...or fear our might!!
Folks, maybe someday Left will learn... Immigrant nation always yearns... Freedom's earned... Freedom's earned... Freedom's earned... Freedom's earned!!
Mudboy Slim (8 May 2006)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"The Liberal Lie!!" (To be sung to Don McLean's "American Pie")
A long, long time ago, Bill could still remember How his Sweet Sax used to make them smile, And he knew if he had his chance, That he could make those suckers dance, And maybe he could fool 'em for awhile. But Whitewater's a nasty river, Those sordid scandals made the Left shiver. With John Huang his Lead Sales Rep, Dem Chinese funds Bill'd collect. I can't remember if I cried, When I learned the extent Slick Willie'd lied, But something touched me deep inside, the day Clintonism died. So, Bye-bye to the DemocRATZ Lie, Drove our country to bankruptcy, but our wallets ran dry. Teddy and his boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye, Singin' "This'll be the day that I die! This will be the day that I die!"
Are you one of "The Ignorant"?! And do you have faith in government, 'cuz Bill Clinton tells you so? And do you believe Gore didn't know? Will God forgive Janet Reno...for the twenty-seven dead kids at Waco? Well, I know that you're in love with Slick, But his Administration makes me sick!! Your votes allowed this ruse, ma-a-an, you gotta be feelin' used!! Bill's just a middle-aged, cocksure schmuck, Lookin' for redemption and some whores who suck, But he knew he was outta luck the day his intern LIED! I started singin'... "Bye-bye to the Liberal Lie, drove our culture to the gutter, But Left's "One-World" was Vile!" And DemLeftWingFools were kneelin'..."Slick's still our guy." Singin' "This'll be the day that I die! This will be the day that I die!"
Now for eight years, we've dealt with his sleaze, While Bill's grown phat on funds Chinese, But that's not "The Way Things Ought To Be"! Then, Mudboy sang 'gainst the King and Queen, With a strength derived from livin' FRee, In a voice crying out for Liberty! And while RATZ King was feelin' down, good FReepers run him outta town. The Left Wing was concerned, Left's Icon had been spurned. And while Hell'ry read her book on Marx, Vince Foster's corpse ditched in the Park, Still we smoked ceegars on a lark, the day the Networks lied! Mudboy's singin'... "Bye-bye to the Socialist Lie, Drove the needy to addiction while they smoked to get high!" And them UnionThugs were drinkin' whiskey and rye, Singin' "This'll be the day that we die! This will be the day that Slick fries!!!"
Senate hearings in a Summer swelter, John Glenn provided Clinton's fall-out shelter, He once flew high, now he's fallin' fast. LeftistWhore'd can kiss my ass! While DemocRATZ cry, "Just give Bill a pass", Since Ol' Slicks' just gettin' hummers from some "Lass"! Next, the LeftWing arrogance resumed, While Fleetwood Mac played a vacuous tune. The Left got up to dance! Oh, but Right never gave'em a chance! 'Cuz as the Lib'ral's tried to take the field, Ol' Jesse Helms refused to yield! Do you recall how FReedom feels? Today Fascism died! We kept on singin'... "Bye-bye to the Clinton-Gore spies, Drove their cronies to be Felons, but we know who ain't Right!" Network Media twits, they just continued to lie, Singin' "This'll be the day that we die! This will be the day that we die!"
Oh, it's Reality the Left cannot face, Spoiled generation lost in space, With no time left to start again! So, come on! Bush, be nimble, Dick, be quick! DemocRATZ, ya gotta dump this prick, 'Cuz next election's only just around the bend. For as I watched Bill up on that stage, My hands were clenched in fists of rage, Took this Redneck Mad as Hell to break Bill Clinton's spell! And as Mankind flew high and to the Right, To fight the libertarian fight, I saw Reagan laughin' with delight, the day Marxism died! Ol' Ronnie's singin'... "Bye-bye to the Liberal's Lies, Drove our country to the Devil, but Slick Willie, HE LIED!!" And BillzaBubba's drinkin' whiskey and rye, Singin' "This'll be the day I RESIGN! Gosh, I sure wish I'd have just RESIGNED!!"
It seems the Media's a bit confused, So I urge you, ignore the Network News, That's why their marks are down to stay. As citizens, we deserve more than lies obstructin' crimes galore! But Rush Limbaugh knew, "The Truth will win the day!" And in the streets, the children gleemed, The lovers sighed and the poets dreamed... 'Cuz Liberalism's chokin', the Far Left's hold's been broken. And the three men I admire most, the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost, They raised their glasses for a toast, the day Clintonism died. And they were singin'... "Bye-bye to the Liberal's Lies, Drove our Country to the Devil, but Bill Clinton, HE LIED!" And Liberals're drinkin Kool-Aid and Lye, Singin' "History'll say that Slick LIED! History'll know that Slick SPIED!"
Don was singin'... "Bye-bye, Miss American Pie, Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry." And them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye, Singin', "This'll be the day the Left dies! This'll be the day Justice's THINE!!!"
MUD
1 Posted on 08/23/1999 00:08:52 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"