Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:326764 Comments:4337
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
"I'm Gonna Be Rush Limbaugh!!" (To be sung to Travis Tritt's "I'm Gonna Be Somebody")
Mudboy played his guitar 'gainst Slick's LeftWing Sacred Cows... Folks, it's hard for a PoorBoy to find the Money!! MUD Loved Persperation, he had Pure Heart and Soul. Mudboy knew he was born to sing!!!
Sheeple said, "Get a Real Job...Support Yer Family... 'Cuz there's No Future in them songs yer singin'!!!" Ol' MUD never said a word, that FReeper just kept goin'... Late at Night, Deaf Could Hear MUD sing!!! MUD said...
(FReeperGal CHORUS) I'm gonna be somebody!!! One of these days...We're gonna break Left's Chains!!! I'm gonna be like Reagan...someday!!! You can bet your hard-earned dollar I will!!
The Road Was a Struggle, took him four years to the top... But now MUDZ Number One on Eee-Eye-Bee Radio... Still can't believe how FReepers come from miles around... When it seemed like only yesterday...MUD was sayin'...
"I'm wanna be Rush Limbaugh!!! One of these days...We'll just erase Left's Shame!! I'm gonna be like Tucker...someday!!! You can bet yer hard-earned dollar I will!!"
Mudboy played Right's HO'Down, one full moon August night... MUD saw his boy out in the front row...singin'... It's MUD's pride'n'joy--JakeyBoy--with same Ol' Hungry Eyes... Looked up at Daddy and sang...
"I'm gonna be like Daddy!!! One of these days...We'll just erase Left's Shame!! I'm gonna be Rush Limbaugh...someday!!! You can bet yer hard-earned dollar I will!!"
You can bet your hard-earned dollar I will.
Regards...MUD
290 posted on 11/20/2001, 9:33:56 PM by Mudboy Slim
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"FAMILY TRADITION" Written and performed by Hank Williams Jr.
Country music singers have always been a real close family But lately some of my kinfolk have disowned a few others and me I guess it's because I went and changed my position Lord, I guess I went and broke their family tradition
C H O R U S (They yell, they wanna know: "Hank..") Why do you drink? Why do you roll smoke? Why must you live out the songs that you wrote? Stop and think it over - try to put yourself in this position When I get stoned, I'm just carryin' on and old family tradition.
Now I am very proud of my daddy's name Although his kind of music and mine ain't exactly the same Stop and think it over - try to put yourself in my position When I get stoned and sing all night long it's just a family tradition
CHORUS 2 (Don't ask me: "Hank...") Why do you drink? Why do you roll smoke? Why must you live out them songs that you wrote? If I'm down in a honky tonk, and some ole slick's tryin' to gimme some friction I says "Leave me alone, I'm stayin' all night long 'cause it's a family tradition"
(Lead SOLO)
Lordy, I have loved some ladies, and I still love Jim Beam They both tried to kill me in nineteen seventy-three When that doctor asks me "Son, how'dja get in this condition?" I says "Hey Sawbones, I'm just a-carryin' on the old family tradition."
CHORUS 3 (So don't ask me: "Hank...") Why do you drink? Why do you roll smoke? Why must you live out them songs that you wrote? Stop and think it over - try to put yourself in my unique position When I get stoned and sing all night long, it's just a family tradition.
Pre...MUD
375 posted on 11/23/2001, 10:08:10 AM by Mudboy Slim
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"Obama Tune!!" (To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Man on the Moon")
Barry's Prez'dent...Dem's the facts of Life. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Axelrod, he wears the Rovian mask. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Monopoly, twenty one, checkers, and chess. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Hillary Clinton in her Sunday best. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah We like Change and we need Hope. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah DeeCee keeps borrowin' but our country's broke. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey Barry, did you hear about this one? Tell me, what's the deal with Big Guv? Hey Barry, why you goofin' on Lincoln? Hey Nation, why're we so damned dumb?!! If you believe this country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then sosh'lists shall rule!!
Barry starts talkin' and it sounds so good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Networks they seem to be gettin' wood. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Iran is troubling 'cuz nukes are in their grasp. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Is our President really up to the task? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey Barry, did you hear about this one? Tell me, why you dissin' on Rush?!! Hey Barry, are you workin' fer Soros? Hey Nation, are we losing touch? If you believe our country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then lawyers shall rule!!...COME ON!!
Here's a little nugget fer the Freedom-believer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Here's a little post fer our Liberty. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Guv'ment must stop spendin' like drunk sailors. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah David Axelrod, he has a Rovian task. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey Barry, do you hear me sing this one? Tell me, why you dissin' on Rush?!! Hey Barry, don't you wanna just save US? Hey Barry, spending way too much!! If you believe, our country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then Tyranny's cool?!!....COOL?!!
If you believe, this country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then sosh'lists shall rule!! If you believe, our country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then lawyers shall rule!!... If you believe, our country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then Tyranny's cool?!!....COOL?!!
Mudboy Slim (27 January 2009)
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"Here Comes 'The One!!'" (To be sung to the Beatles' "Here Comes the Sun") (Harrison)
Here comes the sun...Barry's "The One!!" And I say, "He's alright!!"
Lord Obama, it's been a long cold lonely eight years... Our Messiah, we feel our fears dry up like tears. Here comes "The One!!" He is OUR sun!! Still I say, "We're all right!!"
Lord Obama, bright smiles returning to our faces... Our Messiah, it's been eight years since Slick was here!! Here comes the sun...Barry's "The One!!" Marxists sing, "We're not Right!!"
Sun, sun, sun, here He comes... Sun, sun, sun, Barry Won!! Sun, sun, sun, here He comes... Sun, sun, sun, Barry Won!! Sun, sun, sun, here He comes...
Lord Obama, we hear the ice no longer melting... Our Messiah, it's been eight years since Slick was here!! Harness the sun...Big Oil is Done!! But I say "This ain't Right!!" Here comes the sun...Barry's "The One!!" We must fight!! 'Cuz we're Right!!
Mudboy Slim (22 December 2008)
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"Trump Shall Rise Again!!" (To be sung to R.E.M.'s "So. Central Rain")
Bidens gonna fall!! Dem Marxists try to stall... Press' Lib'ral mis-Directions...are driving RATZ insane!! Our Will shan't bend!! DeeCeeSwamp washed away... The Evil of the Lib'rals...has forced Syntaurz to sing.
Justice is our Right...M'ick Garland's WRONG...weak RINOZ frown... The wise man wrote his words upon the rocks... But MUDZ not bound to follow suit!! The Left shall bend...JOEZ ConDamnation's Nigh!! If JOEZ Treas'nous Crimes YOU Condone...yer choice isn't mine!!
JOEZ sorry...Left's sorry...
Med'yuh never called!! MUD waited for Left's calls... Left's lies and mis-directions are driving US away!! Then Limbaugh sang...Left's Brain-washin' washed away... RATZ say that I should "Just Move ON!!"...that Choice isn't mine!!
"Federal Pen" (To be sung to "Mercedes Benz" by Janis Joplin)
Ashcroft, won't you put Slick in a Fed-er-al Pen?! Fer Rapin' this Nation...and killin' his friends. We're scarred by Slick's Vile Crimes...to Hell with Left's spin. So, Justice, won't you put Slick in a Fed-er-al Pen?!
Oh George, please INDICT Slick fer his TYR-AN-NY!! Chi-Com's blood dollars bought out our Security... Can't wait fer Indictments of Slick and Hell'ry. So George, won't you INDICT Slick fer his Treasonin'?!
Ashcroft, please INDICT Slick fer killin' Ron Brown!! We're countin' on you, John...please don't let us down! Prove that you love Truth...and bring Left's Scum down! Please George, we want Justice fer poor ol' Ron Brown!
EVERYBODY NOW... (FReeperGal Chorus jumps in) Justice, put Left's Rapist in a Fed-er-al Pen. Osama bil Clinton's Vile Reign we must end!! Slick's scarred this whole Nation, Justice's the Right's FRiend... Good Lord, help put Clinton in a Fed-er-al Pen!!
170 posted on 1/3/02 7:56 AM Eastern by sultan88
With an assist from...MUD
322 posted on 1/28/2002, 11:19:06 PM by Mudboy Slim
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Former President Barack Obama once wrote that he fantasized about having sexual relations with other men, biographer David Garrow said in an interview published on Wednesday. The former president expressed his fantasies in a letter to a girlfriend at the time, Garrow told Tablet magazine in the interview. That letter has been redacted and is currently in the possession of Emory University, according to Garrow.
The ex-girlfriend provided a copy of the letter, but had redacted one paragraph, Garrow told Tablet, who said she revealed the paragraph was about homosexuality. Sometime, right about when Rising Star came out, Alex indirectly sold the original, sold those letters, and they ended up at Emory, Garrow told Tablet while discussing his 2017 biography of Obama, Rising Star, which touched on Obama reportedly dreaming about homosexuality. So Emory put out a press release saying, Weve gotten these rare letters by Barack Obama. And no mention of this paragraph that was too sensitive. None of the papers mentioned it. Emory didnt mention it.
So I emailed Harvey [Klehr], said, Go to the Emory archives. Hes spent his whole life at Emory, but they wont let him take pictures, Garrow said later in the interview. So Harvey has to sit there with a pencil and copy out the graph where Barack writes to Alex about how he repeatedly fantasizes about making love to men.
Obama married his wife, former first lady Michelle "The Beard" Obama, in 1992.
Obama did not immediately respond to the Daily Caller News Foundations request for comment."
Many of US have suspected this from very early on...MUD
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"Ripple" (To be sung to The Grateful Dead's "Ripple")
If my words did flow...from talk radio with Limbaugh... And my tunes were played...on that M-TeeVee... Would you hear my views comin' through the music?! Would you hold them near as if they were yer own?
I can't help myself...my thoughts must be spoken... Perhaps they're better left unsung. )=^D Yes, I know...folks don't really care... Still, FReeper songs'll soon fill the air!!
Ripples in still water... If Left feels no sense of loss...they have no soul!! Raise up yer voice...tell Slick why you're angry!! Once the Truth is known, we'll see Slick's End!! Let it be known...It's Prison for Clinton!! 'Cuz we have Laws, WE'LL CONVICT this "man."
Bill must be told...to take the highway... GIT OUT!! BE GONE!! Folks, we'll make it RIGHT!! And once Slick goes, Marxists shall follow... BIG GUV'MENT POWER, WE SHALL DISOWN!!
Ripples in still water... When you fail to raise your voice...no one will know!! You can choose...to keep yer silence... But once Slick falls, y'all be on yer own!! FReepers make yer stand...let The Right Guide you... Yes, we know the way...we shall take you home!!
La de da da da...La da ah da da da ahhh... La da dahh da dah da da da ahhhh... La de da da da...La da ah da da da ahhh... La da dahh da dah da da da ahhhh...
Mudboy Slim (8/17/98)
BTW...25 years old in 9 days....
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"Treason and High Crimes" (To be sung to the Outlaws' "Green Grass and High Tides")
It's a place your children dream of, where great men once led the free... Ol' Abe Lincoln, Ronald Reagan, Washington each graced the seat... FDR, Kennedy, and Jefferson once served the office with pride! But now we've got Slick Willie bangin' young interns... Left-Wing tells us, "Let it slide..."
Well, Clinton's been a damned disgrace, spy stories all ring true... If you say, "It's all Okay!", what does that say 'bout you?! Med'yuh refuses to ask tough questions, as though Slick were King. But patriots cannot believe in Bill, 'Cuz Slick's sold his soul to Beijing!! Left declares...
"Treason and high crimes don't matter!" Good DemocRATZ fallin' from glory... Still, Lib'rals say, "We adore you!" Left's King's a freak...good folks abhor you-oouu!!
(Guitar Jammin')
Those who don't fight Evil find their souls have been sold cheap... Numb poltroons can't see how Power has warped Ol' Slick Willie! Crimes and Slime define their WHORE, they take up all his time. We'll Re-Impeach, then Slick will do his prison time... Right'll force him there!!!
Treason and High Crimes will be proved... Will DemocRATZ follow Slick blindly?! The Left-Wing says, "We adore you!" Election's soon...voters will show you-oouu! Yeah...the Right'll slaughter you-ou-ou-ouuu...!!!
(Mo' Guitar Jammin' to Fade)
FReegards...MUD
15 Posted on 08/18/2000 11:27:44 PDT by Mudboy Slim
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"How to Fix the FBI" Jul 12, 2023 COMMENTARY BY Steven G. Bradbury Distinguished Fellow, Executive Vice Presidents Office Steven G. Bradbury is a Distinguished Fellow in the Executive Vice Presidents office at The Heritage Foundation.
The Federal Bureau of Investigation has become a serious threat to the liberties of the American people.
Theres a growing sense of urgency, especially among conservatives in Congress, that the FBI must be brought under effective oversight and fundamentally reformed to end its weaponization and to resecure our most basic freedoms. Monday, The Heritage Foundation issued a report that contains extensive suggestions that should be considered in rebuilding the FBI from the ground up.
The FBIs record is nothing less than chilling. Since 9/11, the bureau has expanded its use of broad intelligence-gathering powers, increasingly directing them at political movements that the Left perceives threaten the Washington establishment and directing its surveillance at ordinary Americans exercise of free speech, religious liberties, and other constitutionally protected rights. This dangerous trend led to the partisan abuses of the FBIs Crossfire Hurricane operation to link Donald Trumps 2016 presidential campaign to Russian interference in the election, as confirmed in damning detail in special counsel John Durhams report.
Then-Director James Comeys FBI fabricated the Russian collusion hoax to support the fraudulent misuse of the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act, conducting a politicized assault on Trumps presidential campaign while giving Hillary Clintons competing campaign protective treatment. And then there were the shocking revelations exposed in the Twitter Files: the suppression of the damning evidence on Hunter Bidens laptop to the benefit of Joe Bidens presidential campaign, the monitoring of social media to target opinions that dissented from the Biden administrations preferred policies on COVID-19 vaccines and other matters, and the ongoing efforts to pressure Big Tech to censor or shadow ban disfavored speech and label it as disinformation.
Then theres the FBIs harassment of Americans for expressing their religious convictions at abortion clinics while violent Antifa rioters get a pass. And theres its treatment of parents as potential terrorists for trying to look after their childrens education by speaking up at school board meetings. And recent reports unsealed by the FISA court reveal that the FBI has repeatedly abused its access to the data collected under FISA Section 702, a powerful foreign intelligence tool. While Section 702 surveillance is targeted only at foreigners located outside the U.S., it does sweep in some communications involving persons in the U.S., and the FBI has improperly dipped into the 702 database more than 278,000 times to gather information on Americans for purposes having nothing to do with national security.
The subjects of these improper FBI searches have included Jan. 6 rioters, Black Lives Matter protesters, visitors to the FBI headquarters, and even donors to congressional campaigns, among others. So, there are certainly compelling grounds for a complete reformation of the FBI. Many in Congress are intent on reconstructing the bureau from the ground up in a new form, one limited to traditional core law enforcement responsibilities and subject to the structural restraints and oversight needed to protect the constitutional rights of Americans.
In a major paper published Monday, The Heritage Foundation weighs in on these issues, explaining the need for fundamental reforms, describing the general elements that would be involved in rebuilding the FBI, and offering options for Congress consideration. (The Daily Signal is the news and commentary outlet of The Heritage Foundation.)
One option is to narrow the bureaus jurisdiction and focus its mission on major law enforcement and national security challenges that are beyond the capacity of local law enforcement and that are not adequately addressed by other federal agencies. Another significant option would be to take away the FBIs intelligence functions and move them elsewhere.
Other proposed elements include:
Prohibiting efforts to suppress free speech, religious liberty, and other constitutional rights by restricting or eliminating the bureaus authority to monitor the activities of Americans without any evident connection to a possible crime.
Enhancing the bureaus support for and technical assistance to state and local law enforcement. The bureaus tools and expertise can be employed to improve the performance and effectiveness of law enforcement at the local level.
Putting the FBI director under the attorney generals chain of command and repealing the directors 10-year term of office. No federal law enforcement bureau should be a power unto itself, able to act on a rogue basis without supervision.
Reviewing the bureaus personnel and personnel practices and including requirements for new, more stringent ethical standards and employee screenings.
Shifting headcount and resources from the Washington headquarters to the field offices.
Creating an FBI inspector general to ensure proper oversight of the bureaus compliance with all applicable requirements, limitations, and protections envisioned by Congress.
Requiring the inspector general to complete a comprehensive review cataloging and exposing all prior abuses.
Requiring the attorney general to purge all information that was improperly collected on Americans by the FBI or other components of the Justice Department.
Whether or not Congress decides to start the bureau over from scratch, there remains the imperative to end the weaponization of the FBI and the misuse of intelligence authorities. Our Heritage report discusses in detail the minimum set of reforms that must be enacted to do that job. At the very least, these should include insulating the FBI from the Section 702 program and making other reforms to FISA necessary to address the abuses seen in Crossfire Hurricane. The Biden administrations push for legislation reauthorizing Section 702, which expires at the end of this calendar year, gives Congress the ideal opportunity to insist on these important FISA reforms.
Its also critical to prohibit the FBI and other federal agencies from working with outside entities to pressure or suppress constitutionally protected speech as disinformation, as well as to prohibit any efforts to target the exercise of religious beliefs and parental rights. One way or another, the time is now for Congress to do whats needed to fix the FBI and end its trampling of Americans most precious civil liberties.
(This piece originally appeared in The Daily Signal)
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Each night I leave the barroom when it's over Not feeling any pain at closing time But tonight your memory found me much too sober Couldn't drink enough to keep you off my mind
CHORUS: Tonight the bottle let me down And let your memory come around The one true friend I thought I'd found That's right, Joe Biden let US down
I've always had a bottle I could turn to And lately I've been turning everyday But the wine don't take effect the way it used to And I'm hurting in an old familiar way
Tonight the bottle let me down And let your memory come around The one true friend I thought I'd found Tonight George Dubyuh let me down
Tonight George Dubyuh let me down...
Pre-FReep...MUD
248 posted on 6/9/2002, 1:50:58 PM by Mudboy Slim
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Source: National Review Online Published: 10 March 2000 Author: Michael Ledeen Posted on 03/11/2000 22:42:20 PST by Mudboy Slim
"I spent more than twenty years studying fascism, and all that time I kept asking myself how the democratic countries of the West could have been so blind, and how they could have been so totally unprepared for Hitler's war. After all, he had written Mein Kampf, which pretty much laid it all out. Once in power, he set about arming the country, making menacing sounds to his neighbors, crushing the Jews and separating them out of the population, and preparing to march. It was all so clear. He made no effort to trick us. We simply refused to believe what was right in front of our noses. In the fullness of time, the other Europeans were cannon fodder for Hitler's armies, and the United States did virtually nothing until we were bombed into war by the Japanese.
Then I look at China today, and I ask myself the same questions. China's leaders have made no bones about their hatred for us. They have loudly and publicly announced their intention to develop armies capable of destroying us. They have threatened to bomb Los Angeles if we do anything to annoy them, especially in the defense of democratic Taiwan. They have been busily crushing religious groups in China who dare recognize any authority other than the regime itself, and are separating them out of the population. There is no effort to trick us, none of the legendary inscrutability of the East. It is all so clear.
In the past few days, both the CIA and the FBI have warned about the increasing Chinese espionage in the United States, aimed primarily at obtaining our advanced military technology. One wonders why they bother, since we've been quite willing to sell them most anything they need. Clinton and Gore have deliberately and systematically armed China, and when a tiny handful of congressmen tried to get the details, Clinton and Gore quashed investigations and withheld evidence from investigators.
Meanwhile, the Chinese prepare for war, and warn us of its consequences. The headlines for the past several weeks have reported an endless barrage of threats from Beijing: There will be war with Taiwan if it dares to act as an independent country, and war with us if we dare to defend them, as we have sometimes promised to do. It may be all bluff and bluster, but, I keep thinking, that's what lots of people said about Hitler. The Taiwanese elections are now ten days away, and the Chinese show all the signs of preparing to attack. They have moved an enormous quantity of military materiel down south, just across the straits from Taiwan. They have hordes and swarms of soldiers, bundles of missiles, plenty of aircraft. The intelligence community reports these facts to our leaders, but our leaders are silent. Great journalists like Bill Gertz report these facts to the public, but there is no outcry. We are strong enough to deter China, but we show no sign of wanting to warn them off. On the contrary: we welcome their military leaders, escort them around our bases, sell them our best weapons, and even train their soldiers. Not even the most feckless French leaders would have dreamed of training the Wehrmacht, or of selling advanced technology for the Panzer corps.
Whether now or a few years from now, it is increasingly likely that we will have to fight China, and we have done everything possible to ensure that they will win. In the 1930s, Western businessmen did deals with the Nazis, but there was no leading Western government that armed the Third Reich as a matter of official policy. But we are arming China. Clinton and Gore are Lenin's dream come true: capitalists selling communists the rope with which to hang us.
Some legacy."
"Bill Clinton has sold out this Country's security in a devil's pact to remain in power. At this point, he couldn't stand up to the Chi-Coms even if he were so inclined, because they would leak such compellingly concrete evidence of his treasonous, anti-American activities that even the Clinton Sycophants in the Vast, Left-Wing Media Whore'd would have to sit up and take notice!! Algore is similarly compromised and cannot be trusted to act in the best interests of the United States in matters relating to China. For all you folks who think there is no difference between the DemonRATS and Republicans, please watch this issue carefully over the next eight months...we cannot afford another four-to-eight years of Clinton/Gore policies as they relate to China. And for you BushBackers out there, please make every effort to impress upon Dubyuh the absolute necessity of making ChinaGate an integral issue in the upcoming presidential campaign.
FReegards...MUD
1 Posted on 03/11/2000 22:42:20 PST by Mudboy Slim (Treason.is@Capital.Crime)
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#2448. To: stand watie, sultan88, M. Thatcher, Corin Stormhands, LiberteeBell, 1 Olgoat, 103198, 11Bush (#2444)
"Big Bad Jawn" (To be sung to the tune of "Big Bad John" by Jimmy Dean)
(Big Jawn...Big Jawn) Ev'ry mornin' on the Hill you can see him arrive A grizzled, white-haired man, about seventy-five Kinda slump'd at the shoulders and feeble at the hip But all them RINOs knew ya didn't give no lip to Big Jawn. (Big Jawn...Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)
Everybody knows where Jawn calls home A big, marble palace called the Capitol Dome He went from Committee Chair to the RINO head And if you thought to ever cross him, youd end up dead - Big Jawn!!
Some say he got rich on Liz Taylor's cash And landed in the Senate after Obenshain's plane crash With 50 per cent against his DemonRAT foe Was all he needed to grab his power-hungry hold - that Jawn. (Big Jawn, Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)
Then came the day; it was "Farris versus Beyer" Mike needed help to douse the LeftWing's lyin'... Christians were prayin' and hearts beat fast Still, the RightWing smelled Victory at last-'cept Jawn.
Through the haze and the smoke of that election-year hell Came Jawn's Deal with the Devil that Conservatives knew well... RINO Jawn trashed his brethren and made the RightWing groan, And Radical Mike stood all alone thanks to Big Jawn. (Big Jawn, Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)
And in 94 it was Ollie North against Robb Then Big Jawn decree'd, "Hey, Chuckies my BackRubBud!" And Medyuh Whored scrambled from Left's would-be grave To do their duty, ChuckiesCheeks to save...fer Big Jawn.
With lies and Lib'rals, Jawn tore Ollie down And ran a third candidate that Big Jawn found As the dust finally settled from that awful fight Jawn was the TV hero that election night - Big Jawn. (Big Jawn, Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)
The VA Right barely recovered from that cowardly s*** The GOP wants to build a statue in honor of it And in Two Thousand and Two theres one plan And thats to insure no one run against this awful man Big Jawn. (Big Jawn, Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)
FADE (Big Jawn, Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)
Entirely conceived and written by my good FRiend, Sultan88!!!
RETIRE THE RINO, Gentleman Jawn Wahnah!!
FReegards...MUD
34 posted on 8/1/2002, 3:27:05 PM by Mudboy Slim
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"Ol' Waco" (To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young's "Ohio")
Kids slaughtered and Clinton's bloody... The blame it is all Slick's own... That April, Bill fried the cheeeldren... Scores dead in Ol' Waco!! Folks, we shan't bow to him... Righteous shall detach Slick's crown... Shouldda RESIGNED long ago... What did Slick do when "Reno" blitzkreig'd the Carmel Compound?! Rapist-in-Chief cheered his 'HO!!!!
La la la la la la la la... La la la la la la la... La la la la la la la la... La la la la la la la...
Sic Semper Tyrannis...FReepers, we must cast Slick down!!! History shall record it so!! What did Med'yuh do when 78 folks were torched to the ground?! How could Gore run when he know'd?!
Kids BUTCHERED by Clinton's bombin'... Why DID we raze Kosovo?!! War Criminals demand Justice!! [Thousands of] Serbs dead in Kosovo... Kids dead in Kosovo... Four dead in Ohio?! Scores dead in Ol' Waco!! How many more?!! Why weren't the Sheeple told?! REJECT RATZ MEDIA WHORE'D!!!
Mudboy Slim
82 posted on 8/7/2002, 10:31:22 AM by Mudboy Slim
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"When the LeftWing Breaks!!" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "When the Levee Breaks")
If it keeps on rainin', LeftWing's gonna break... If Left keeps on whinin', LeftWing's gonna break!! An' when the LeftWing breaks, RATZ got no place to stay!!
Effete Ol' Lib'rals taught US to weep an' moan...yeh... Elite Ol' Lefties taught US to weep an' moan... Bush's got what it takes to make a long-time RAT change his vote!! -ah~oh well, ah~oh well, ah~oh well-ah ooh-ooh.
RATZ, don't it make ya feel bad when yer tryin' to find a Hero?!! All DemRATZ have sunken so low!!!! If yer comin' down South, we got no use fer you... Best keep gettin' it on to Ol' Castro. Ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah hey hey.
Cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do ya no good, no... Slick...cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do you no good!! 'Cuz when Slick's stonewall breaks, Bubba'll git Dem BareArsedBlues!! Ah~ooh-hooh.
All last night, I FReeped all DemLefties...Left's Stoned-ahh, Yep, that's Right, I sat on the levee an' crooned!! A-thinkin' 'bout McAuliffe and Slick Willie's cellmates ahh-hah.
"Simple Man!!" (To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Simple Man")
His Mama told Bill...when he was young... "Slick, sit beside me...my eldest son. My life's been wasted...on Boyz who Play... So, please don't do this...you will thank me...Good Guys don't stray!! Ah, yes...
Stop spendin' time...with that Hill'ry lass! Her legs are stumps...and her ass is fat. Bill, find a woman...oh, yeah...you truly love... This Rodham chick, son...is Ol' Chi-ca-go Scum!!
Slick, life is simple...have a plan... Oh, be someone...folks trust, then you're a Man. Willie, be a simple, kindly man. Oh, won't you do this...for me, Slick...if you can!
Forsake your lust...for the ChinaMan's gold... Don't lust for Power...it corrupts your soul! Slick, you can do this...oh baby...if you try... All that I want for you, my son...is to say, 'I never lied!'
Slick, be a symbol...make your stand! Bill, serve your Country...if you're called to Viet Nam! Willie, life is simple...for a Man... You've been blessed, Slick...so give up...those one-night stands!!"
Slick said, "I WILL!!"
(The BigMan, Disco, and Mordecai Brown lettin' loose like nobody's bidness...)
You know the story...Slick loved hisself! Bill's Lust For Power...eclipsed all else! Committed TREASON...bombed babies...and HE LIED! Killed folks in Kosovo, Good Lord, just to cover up his crimes!!!!
Now Slick's a symbol...I can't stand... Gotta do something...perhaps, I'll start a band!! Willie, he's a symbol...Brave New World Man!! Good Folks, don't let this...Chi-Com Whore's...TREASON stand!
Willie, you're a simple, real awful man... You are "Guilty!!"...Time to Pay The Band!!!
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 07/02/1999 06:05:21 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Slickz@frickin.lout)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
At home, whackin' willard o'er vanities...Ol' Slick's new "job." Yellow-bellied SCUM!! Bill Loathes the Military. (That's ME!!) Children slayed by tools of Butch Reno!! Medyuh didn't give attention...ohhh, to the fact that Bubba didn't care!! King Osama bil Clinton Fooled Left's Whore'd!!
Tyranny Woke and RATZ Shall Pay!!!!! McAuliffe Broke Laws...Indict Today!!!!!
Clearly, Slick remembers...sickenin' mudboy. Seems that intern sure could suck... Oooh...but Slick Unleashed a Lion!!! JimRob FReeped and Limbaugh's Legions Craved Justice!! How could we "forget?"!! 'Cuz Slick's hit US with his evil best!! My jaw ain't hurting, Slick's wide open. Just like the day...like the day we learn'd.... Daddies shouldn't give affection (NO!!) to interns the same age as Chelsea-dear. Queen HildaBeast the Wicked rules Slick's World.
"Dubyuh's Stand!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Jungleland")
(J-dog on pie-anny...somebody strokin' the fiddle....gently!!)
Our soldiers'll have their Homecoming...in DeeCee, 'cuz it's Right!! And DemocRATZ'll queue their DeanMachine...but we're ready fer the Fight!! Braindead Libs frettin' 'gainst what's Good and our God... Left promotes Fear...their loss's the Country's gain!! DemRATZ fight 'gainst our own...seditious stance... Dem Lib'rals, they lust fer Power like Ol' France... But can't escape Bill Clinton's scum stain!!
Well, that Ashcroft Lawman runs 'bout "flamin'" not chasing the RATZ or Ol' Slick Willie!! And the Libs round here are meek like shadows...always scair't of takin' stands!! Freep the churches...give RATZ Hell!! Freedom is the A.N.S.W.E.R. fer the World!! Patriots, join our band...Join in Dubyuh's Stand!!
The 4um gang's assembled...Forum's a rendezvous fer the Right!! We'll meet next to the White House exit line to sing against DeeCee's blight!! Folks, there's CORRUPTION up in the Beltway... Fer less Guv'ment, we in the RightWing shall rally!! Then the Limbaugh troops--DittoHeads--join our Righteous Fight!! We'll freep with pride 'til Clinton's debts are paid... Contract's made...We Shall RE-IMPEACH!! Libs trash our wars, trash our good name...suckers fer Big Guvernment dreams!! The EVIL LeftWing shunted...implodes 'cuzza rock'n'roll bands!! That face off against each other out in the street...Join OUR Righteous Stand!!
(Guitar jammin' by the Big Man)
In Left's Medyuh Pit, the luminaries fret 'cuz they ain't the rage. My friends, the "Hate Bush" dweebs are out there...but their Hatred is the Brain-Dead Way!! Power-hungry Lib'rals struggle 'gainst our Country... Desperate as the Right moves on... RATZ're kooks, but they'll splinter, then they're gone!!
(SlickWillie impersonator on saxaphone)
In DeeCee City, Bold Hearts freep... Bold ensigns fightin' fer what's Right...rememberin'... RATZ Power is lost...fool Lib'rals, they rot...refusin' to WIN...they surrender!! In the jukejoints uptown, the RATZ vile dream is fer Power!! BigShots reckon Power's their God-given Right!! RINOZ watchin while Independents're stole away... It's fer the World Right fights this noble fight!! Inside, the RightWing fight 'til Big Guv'ment's toast... You see, we're flesh while Left's fantasy!! Folks, the poets 'round here, we shout, "FReedom fer ALL!!" 'Cuz Right stands up fer our Liberty!! So come and freep fer what's Right...we'll peak fer our moment... The Right'll make an honest stand!! Left's mortally-wounded...BigGuv'ment's DEAD!! The Right is Dubyuh's Land!!
"Rich Men North of Richmond" (As sung by Oliver Anthony)
[Verse 1] I've been sellin' my soul, workin' all day Overtime hours for bullshit pay So I can sit out here and waste my life away Drag back home and drown my troubles away
[Pre-Chorus] It's a damn shame what the world's gotten to For people like me and people like you Wish I could just wake up and it not be true But it is, oh, it is
[Chorus] Livin' in the new world With an old soul These rich men north of Richmond Lord knows they all just wanna have total control Wanna know what you think, wanna know what you do And they don't think you know, but I know that you do 'Cause your dollar ain't shit and it's taxed to no end 'Cause of rich men north of Richmond
[Verse 2] I wish politicians would look out for miners And not just minors on an island somewhere Lord, we got folks in the street, ain't got nothin' to eat And the obese milkin' welfare
[Verse 3] Well, God, if you're 5-foot-3 and you're 300 pounds Taxes ought not to pay for your bags of fudge rounds Young men are puttin' themselves six feet in the ground 'Cause all this damn country does is keep on kickin' them down
[Pre-Chorus] Lord, it's a damn shame what the world's gotten to For people like me and people like you Wish I could just wake up and it not be true But it is, oh, it is
[Chorus] Livin' in the new world With an old soul These rich men north of Richmond Lord knows they all just wanna have total control Wanna know what you think, wanna know what you do And they don't think you know, but I know that you do 'Cause your dollar ain't shit and it's taxed to no end 'Cause of rich men north of Richmond
[Outro] I've been sellin' my soul, workin' all day Overtime hours for bullshit pay
Local Boy Makes Good...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"