Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:326950 Comments:4337
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
"FReepers, Git Ready!!" (To be sung to the Impression's "People Git Ready")
People get ready, JusticeTrain's a'comin'... We don't need RATS' baggage, you must git on board!! All you need is strength to see the Demon SwampRATZ!! Don't need no DrugWar, you just Thank yer Lord!!
Guitar break #1:
GoodPeople get ready fer the Jihad 'gainst Clinton!! Right's sendin' out messengers from coast to coast! TRUTH is the key!! Reject RATZ WHORE'D...Ignore 'em!! There's hope for all among those loved the most.
Guitar break #2 (w/key change to D):
TRUTH's Been Exhumed...Slick's a hopeless sinner... Who would hurt all mankind just to save his own!! Seek Justice fer those whose TREASON kills children... For there's no hotter place than where Bill Clinton's goin'!!
[repeat verse 1 in D]:
So FReepers, git ready!! JusticeTrain's a'comin'... Folks don't need BigGuv'ment, must REJECT RATZ Whore'd!! All you need is Truth to see DemocRATZ Love Tyrants!! Clinton can STICK IT--in Slick's CellMate's hole!!
Mudboy Slim
743 posted on 3/1/2003, 3:50:55 AM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Thunderous Thighs" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Faraway Eyes")
I wuz drivin' home, early Sunday mornin', thru DeeCeeVille... List'nin' to Ol' Mick Jagger on the AM radio station... And the DeeJay said, "You know you always got the Left by your side!" And I wuz so pleased to be informed of this... That I drove thru Slick's Whore House with my four-wheel!! Thank ya, Clinton!! Thank ya, Gore!!
Slick had an arrangement to meet a girl... Another intern date... But Bill thought by the time he got there... She'd be off, she'd be doin' the nearest Senator she could find!! Much to his surprise, there she wuz...pickin' at her thong-wear... Big Mo' Lewinsky, blue beret on her head... Justa girl...with thunderous thighs!!
So if Ol' Hell'ry won't suck... 'Cuz the First Beach don't do guys... Find a girl with thunderous thighs!! And if you're horny and dusty... 'Cuz your wife don't do the jam... Getta girl with thunderous thighs!! Well...
Well, the Lib'rals keep right on sayin'... That all you need to do is send more tax money to the... "Sacred" DeeCee Whores of Guv'ment... Located somewhere in downtown District of Columbia!!
But next week, they'll play my songs on the ray-dee-oh... And all Right's dreams will come true!! Libs're dead...and next week, Lord hear my prayer... Hear me, world...folks, you know what kinda lies Slick spouts... But I'll tell ya...
So now Slick's down on his luck... 'Cuz Ol' Hell'ry don't do guys... Hired a girl...with thunderous thighs!! Now, if you're downright disgusted... And you're tired of Slick's scam... Hire a girl to prove that Slick lies! Yes, now Bill's down on his luck... In jail, Ol' Slick'll soon reside... He'll be the "girl" with pasty white thighs!!
Mudboy Slim
97 Posted on 09/29/2000 08:37:21 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"What Good Am I?!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "What Good Am I?")
What good am I...if I'm like all the rest? If I just turn away...while JOEZ enslavin' kids... If I shut myself off...sit 'n' bitch, moan, and whine... What...good...am...I?!
Why, tell me why...won't the Press tell the Truth? 'Bout JOEZ deal with Beijing...'bout Dem F.B.I. crooks? Should I just drink my beer...forget RATZ TREASON and Left's LIES?! Whose...FOOL...am...I?!
What good am I...if I fail to FReep?! Should I lay down in bed...try to restlessly sleep? When I've seen Hunter's pictures...Bidenistas did SPY!! What...good...am...I?!
Do I tell my kids...that Dad failed the FRee?! FOLKS, WE MUST MAKE OUR STAND...LET'S DETHRONE JOEY!!! Prosecute all his crimes...let's send RATZ to Prison!! Soon, JOE'll RESIGN...or we'll IMPEACH!!!
What good am I...if I bless foolish things? If I cower in the face of...Vile Tyranny?! Shall I just turn my back...while our Liberties die?! I...would...rather...die!!
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 08/03/2000 08:21:55 PDT by Mudboy Slim
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day You fritter and waste the hours in an off hand way Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town Waiting for someone or something to show you the way
Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today And then the one day you find ten years have got behind you No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun
And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking And racing around to come up behind you again The sun is the same in the relative way, but you're older And shorter of breath and one day closer to death
Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines Hanging on in quiet desperation in the English way The time is gone the song is over, Thought I'd something more to say.
Haunting tune, IMHO...MUD
507 posted on 7/19/2003, 10:07:25 PM by Mudboy Slim
Pre...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
[Fm]I see a red door and I [C7]want it painted black [Fm]No colours anymore I [C7]want them to turn black [Fm]I [Eb]see the [Ab]girls walk by dressed [Fm]in their summer clothes I [Eb]have to [Ab]turn my h[Eb]ead un[Bb]til my darkness goes
[Fm]I see a line of cars and [C7]they're all painted black [Fm]With flowers and my love both [C7]never to come back [Fm]I see [Eb]people [Ab]turn their heads and [Fm]quickly look away Like a [Eb]new born [Ab]baby [Eb]it just [Bb]happens every day
[Fm]I look inside myself and [C7]see my heart is black [Fm]I see my red door and I [C7]want it painted black [Fm]Maybe [Eb]then I'll [Ab]fade away and [Fm]not have to face the facts It's not [Eb]easy [Ab]facing [Eb]up when [Bb]your whole world is black
[Fm]No more will my green sea go [C7]turn a deeper blue [Fm]I could not foresee this thing [C7]happening to you [Fm] If [Eb]I look [Ab]hard en[Eb]ough in[Fm]to the setting sun My [Eb]love will [Ab]laugh with [Eb]me be[Bb]fore the morning [C7]comes
I wanna see your [Fm]face painted black, [C7]black as night I [Fm]wanna see the sun blotted [C7]out from the sky I wanna see it [Fm]painted, painted, painted, painted bl[C7]ack, [Fm]yeah
Seems to be ripe fer FReepin'...
558 posted on 8/12/2003, 10:18:39 PM by Mudboy Slim
Pre...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Lib'rals!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Some Girls")
Lib'rals steal yer money...Lib'rals steal yer souls!! Lib'rals just crave Power...o'er lives that ain't their own!! Lib'rals love their "Programs"...Lib'rals love to TAX!! Lib'rals, we give most our bread to...We won't ever git it back!!
Lib'rals they LOATHE Liberty...DemRATZ, They Love POWER!! Lib'rals hide behind children...each time they beg fer MORE!!
So give'em all YER money...Do Just What Yer Told!! Left takes more'n half of what I own... But it's Right who's doin' the Chores!! BigGuv'ment takes yer money...Leftists Corrupt Yer Souls!! Lib'rals tax the shirt off yer back...and tell ya "You a selfish louse!!"
Lib'rals, they love JessieJay...Sharpton, they're UncleToms!! American Left wants everything in the World...They're all TAKE and Never GIVE!! Medyuh Whore'd...They're ALL Sissies...I can't stand 'em on TeeVee no mo'!! Sometimes I venture over to CNN fer just a look...but I end up barfin' in the stall!!
White RATZ, they're pretty funny...They think that 'Life's Soooo Sad!!' Black Libs...they just wanna blame the damned Right!! Self-reliance, they can't Stand!! Chi-Com Spies are so subtle...They got Slick on his knees!! But the Right knows 'bout what Left's cookin'... They're all Enemies of the FREE!! Give Libs all YER money...Give Libs all YER Gold!! Bought me a house outside the City...I'll educate MY kids in my Home!! Yeah...gonna VOTE Dem Leftists home...
LeftWing spreads manure...Lib'rals Are Corrupt!! Lib'rals warp their children...look at Chelsea, she's such a DUNCE!! Give Slick half YER money...we'll put Slick behind bars... Re-Impeach Left's Boy, I say... WE'll CONVICT the Left's Biggest Star...then Laugh!! Make Slick his cellmate's "honey"...make'im a Prison 'HO!! Let's CONVICT Left's Evil, FReepers... First step's to VOTE Conservative...Let's Roll!!
Mudboy Slim
615 posted on 09/23/2002 1:52 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"What's the Truth?!" (To be sung to Johnny Cash's "What is Truth?")
Rush Limbaugh's talkin' on the Rad-ee-oh... Sayin', "Where did our sense of Justice go? Slick sure seems to be inventin' new ways... Of keepin' the Truth from gettin' airplay!!" Said, "They're crooks, you see, and their motives're Vile!!" Still, the Medyuh says, "Bill's OUR Flower Child!!" Country, can't you see thru these Lyin' Boys? We gotta FIGHT to be heard o'er their LeftWing Noise!! While the Lonely Voice of Youth cries..."What's the Truth?!"
My little boy of five, playin' in the yard, Looks up and says, "Daddy, who's Ken Starr?" [yeah, it's an old song, circa 4/99...I'll fix it.] "Son, he's trackin' bad men who Cheat and Lie!!" Little man of five says, "Slick Ain't Right!!" Young men of seventeen killin' kids at school, As Courts outlaw the Golden Rule... No prayer in school, teachers puttin' Faith down, While Slick Willie jokes, "Let's pass a Joint aroun'!" Can you blame the Voice of Youth fer askin' "What's the Truth?!"
EX-Prez'dent's sittin' on the Witness Stand, The man with the Book says, "Raise yer hand... Repeat after me, 'I solemnly swear...' " Yet the Nation said, "We just don't care." 'Cuz although Clinton solemnly swore, Nobody really trusted Slick no more. Culture's got so sleazy that America's unaware... That EX-Prez'dent sold China missiles that're aimed at Bel Air!! Still the RightWing's called uncouth fer askin', "What's the Truth?!"
Young girl internin' with the White House Sleaze... Doin' Bill's job while on her knees!! FReepers protest in the Public Square, While fightin' 'gainst this Lib'ral Nightmare!! Yeah, these young'uns that yer callin' "WILD"... Are gonna be yer Leaders in a little while!! The Whole World's Wakin' to FReedom today, And I solemnly swear that it'll be OUR way!! We gotta help our Voiceless Youth find, "What is True?!" 'Cuz the future needs more Youth askin', "What's the Truth?!!"
A little Johnny Cash never hurt anyone...MUD
39 posted on 9/12/2003, 10:54:23 PM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
We have seen for some time how off-the-rails the FBI has become, a danger to a free society. More and more evidence now shows its not just the FBI. Every federal employee with a badge and gun seems to think hes a law unto himself. This week the spotlight is on the IRS, and the Congress has to step up and rein the agency in.
While Matt Taibbi was testifying before Congress on the administrations extensive censoring of social media content, the IRS appeared at his door, ostensibly to question him about his taxes, but obviously to intimidate him for showing up government censorship.
Mr. Taibbi has told Mr. Jordans committee that an IRS agent showed up at his personal residence in New Jersey on March 9. That happens to be the same day Mr. Taibbi testified before the Select Subcommittee on the Weaponization of the Federal Government about what he learned about Twitter. The taxman left a note instructing Mr. Taibbi to call the IRS four days later. Mr. Taibbi was told in a call with the agent that both his 2018 and 2021 tax returns had been rejected owing to concerns over identity theft.
Mr. Taibbi has provided the committee with documentation showing his 2018 return had been electronically accepted, and he says the IRS never notified him or his accountants of a problem after he filed that 2018 return more than four-and-a-half years ago.
He says the IRS initially rejected his 2021 return, which he later refiled, and it was rejected again -- even though Mr. Taibbi says his accountants refiled it with an IRS-provided pin number. Mr. Taibbi notes that in neither case was the issue monetary, and that the IRS owes him a considerable sum.
The bigger question is when did the IRS start to dispatch agents for surprise house calls? Typically, when the IRS challenges some part of a tax return, it sends a dunning letter. Or it might seek more information from the taxpayer or tax preparer. If the IRS wants to audit a return, it schedules a meeting at the agents office. It doesnt drop by unannounced.
But that was just the beginning of a series of outrageous actions. As Congressman Jim Jordan detailed in a letter to IRS Commissioner Daniel Werfel this week:
We have recently received allegations that an Internal Revenue Service Agent provided a false name to an Ohio taxpayer as part of a deception to gain entry into the taxpayers home to confront her about delinquent tax filings. When the taxpayer rightfully objected to the agents tactics, the IRS agent insisted that he can go into anyones house at any time as an IRS agent.
The Wall Street Journal provides more details of this civil rights intrusion. The taxpayer was a fiduciary for an estate:
Mr. Haus claimed she had not properly filled out estate forms and owed the IRS a substantial amount. Only when the taxpayer presented proof of paying all taxes on the estate did the agent reveal that his visit wasnt about the estate at all. It was about several supposed delinquent tax returns related to the decedent of the estate.
The letter says the taxpayer called her attorney, who insisted Mr. Haus leave the house, only to be told by Mr. Haus: I am an IRS agent, I can be at and go into anyones house at any time I want to be. Mr. Haus finally left, but not before threatening to freeze the taxpayers assets and put a lien on her house if she didnt satisfy the balance in a week. Fearing a scam, she called the local police, who ran Mr. Hauss license plate to verify his identity.
When an officer called Mr. Haus, Mr. Haus identified himself as an IRS agent but said Haus wasnt his real name. He had used an alias. The officer, also suspecting a scam, warned that if he returned to the taxpayers home hed be arrested. Mr. Haus then filed a complaint against the Marion police officer with the Treasury Department inspector general.
The House letter says the taxpayer on May 4 spoke with Mr. Hauss supervisor, who clarified that she owed nothing and said -- in the understatement of the year -- that things never should have gotten this far. Yet the following day, the taxpayer received a letter -- addressed to the decedent -- stating that the decedent was delinquent on several 1040 filings. This was the first and only mail notification the taxpayer received. The taxpayer was again told by the supervisor that nothing was owed and was notified on May 30 that the case was closed.
If true, this is something else. An agent of the Treasury, wielding the power of tax enforcement, shows up unannounced at a taxpayers home. He lies about his identity and his purpose to get inside, then threatens the taxpayer with punishment if she doesnt pay a tax bill that she doesnt owe. The IRS agent leaves only after an intervention by her lawyer, and when local police call the agent, he sics the Treasury Department on the officer.
The overreach by armed IRS agents didnt stop after these two incidents. Twenty armed IRS agents raided a gun store in Great Falls, Montana, earlier this week. The owner reports that these agents confiscated all the 4473 forms, none of which contain any financial information. David Paulides tweeted: 20 armed IRS agents raided his store in Great Falls earlier this week. Tom [the shop owner] informed me that these agents confiscated all the 4473 forms, none of which contain any financial information; instead, the IRS now has access to these forms with sensitive personal details of every customer who purchased a firearm from Highwood Creek Outfitters.
Does any of this bother you? The debt deal on the Inflation Reduction Act did cut $21 billion out of the IRS $80 billion budget, but did not reduce or eliminate the Administrations plan to hire 87,000 more of these armed, over-the-top Fearless Fosdicks. Forbes dismissed the objections to retaining this expense.
The Inflation Reduction Act past [sic] last year, gave the IRS billions to go into what the Wall Street Journal at the time called beast mode. That law was doling out about $80 billion to the IRS for increased enforcement, operational improvements, customer service, and systems modernization. That stands at more than six times the 2022 annual IRS budget of $12.6 billion. Of the $80 billion, a whopping $45.6 billion was for enforcement. Earlier reports had suggested that the IRS would hire 87,000 new agents. Unfortunately, the 87,000 new IRS agents line because [sic] a rallying cry for some groups, and some of those lines may resurface again now.
You can bet those massive new hires will remain a rallying cry.
Sheeesh...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Bill Clinton" (To be sung to the Allman Brother Band's "Melissa")
RATZ HO's seem to come and go...yeah! Slick Willie LIES from coast to coast, Rapin' many...trustin' none!! Killing children, 'cuz it's fun... But Right knows Slick's Commie SCUM, Let's Git Bill Clinton!! Ummmm...Hmmmmmm...
Left stains, DemRATZ think Slick's sane...RATZ LOVE Hussein!! Justice knows Bill Clinton RAPES!! Still, Bubba fears Slim's lonely fight... There Shall Be Justice 'cuz Slick LIED!! Good Patriots FReep RATS' Chi-Com spies... Let's FReep Bill Clinton!! Uhhhmmmmm...hmmmmmmmm...
My FRiends, a new morning dawns... Yeah, Slick he's on the run... MUD keeps fightin' 'cuz he cares... Care enough to DO YER SHARE!! Reject Left's Fear and Judge'im...Roll on...Roll on!!
RAT-whore'd, will Libs ever let Slick go?!! Lord knows... Shall more DIE while Clinton Rolls?! Will RATZ see Slick's feet of clay?! Wellstone's Spirit stole away!! But MUD knows that Slick Shall Pay...We'll Git Bill Clinton!! Yes, I know that Right holds sway...Truth'll Git Bill Clinton!! Oh yeah...ummmmmmmm... Folks, I know that Slick Shall Pay...FReepers, GIT Bill Clinton!!!
FReegards...MUD
243 posted on 11/02/2002 9:45 AM EST by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Young Elian's Daydreamin'" (To be sung to Jimmy Buffett's "Havana Daydreamin'")
Fussed and cussed that Reno whore... "Butch" storm-trooped his new home! Sent him back to Ol' Castro... To help her pal, Gore. Wishin' he'd been older then... So he wouldda had some rights. Thinkin' 'bout how sweet FReedom did taste... Fer his Liberty, he'd fight!!
Young Elian's daydreamin'... 'Bout when his FReedom was swiped away.....
Papa played Ol' Fidel's game... 'Else his own ma'd be dead! Elian knows the Ultimate Villain... Was America's Tyrant, Slick! Couldda stood up strong and bold... Instead kissed Castro's A$$... 'Cuz Lib'rals believe that real FReedom's obscene... Said, "Enslave that young lad!!"
Young Elian's daydreamin'... Lord, he's just schemin' his return to the States!!
(Soothin' guitar/piano reprise)
Greggie Craig, consigliere... Clinton's private whore... Fought the case against Liberty... JUSTICE?! Ain't parta his World! Sheeple, why should we be resigned... To accept this Leftist BILE?!! Let's sing and yell...let's give them Hell!! We'll be groovin' 'cuz Right's back in style!!
Else young Elian'll be leavin'... Folks, we'll be stealin' his rights away... Come on, all you FReepers... Folks, it's all 'bout FReedom...Elian must stay!!
"The Wait" (To be sung to The Band's "The Weight")
I pulled into DeeCeeTown...met Dubyuh 'bout half past ten... "Patriot, help US, please"..."Sir, I'll do my best!!" "Hey Mudboy, can you tell me, how to counteract The Left?!" MUD just grinned )8^D and shook his hand, "Yep!!" was all I said!!
Take the load off, Dubyuh, leave Ol' Slick fer ME!! Take the load off, Dubyuh...and...and...and... You put the load...put the load...Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee- aheee...)
Gathered up my facts...Willie Clinton gots no place to hide!! Folks saw MUDZ karma...and James Carville walkin' side by side... MUD said, "Hey Carville...come on, you/me throwin' down!!" James said, "NO...I fear ya, bro...but Mary'll stick aroun'!!"
Take the load off, Fuzzball...I'll do Slick fer FRee!! Take the load off, Limbaugh...and...and...and... You hand the ball...PASS the damn BALL to ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
Stalkin' down McAuliffe...US FReeper Boyz, we don't play!! Left fears the Truth...next election is RATZ Judgement Day!! The Truth, my FRiends...we shall make Dem Leftists see!! MUD says, "Country's worth savin', folks, won't you help stand against Left's Tyranny?!!"
Take the load off, Granny...strike a blow fer FRee!! Take the load off, Seniors...and...and...and... Please put the load Right on me!!
Willie's Jesters hounded me...but I fought them with my thoughts... Left said, "We would fix yer a$$, but MUD don't break no laws!!" MUD said, "Wait a minute, Agent...you know MUDZ a Peaceful Man." He said, "That's Okay, Boy, I sure pray you git that pr**k!!!"
Take the load off, Country...fer OUR Country, FReep!! Take the load off, Sheeple...and...and...and... Just put the load, put the load, Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
Get your COURAGE UP...folks, let's FReep Slick fer Left's crimes!! The Left is sinking low, and I do believe it's time... To take back this Great Nation...y'all know we'll have some fun!! Truth sent me here with my FReegards fer everyone!!
Take the load off, Ashcroft...INDICT SLICK WILLIE!!! Take the load off, Congress...and...and...and... Just fight Dem 'Ho's, Justice knows...RE-IMPEACH!!
Mudboy Slim (26 October 2001)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
The crowd without a face Begins to fill the space In the arena Flashlights at his feet The lion from the street Awaits the Christians A single strobe ignites the night
The smoke begins to rise A sea of staring eyes Gaze on the sunburst His weapon at his side He flashes it with pride Before his legions Fires begin to rage And they engulf the stage All right Bring on the night
He's in complete control He's stepping proud and bold And everything he touches Turns to gold He's got girls by the score He's got 'em screaming for more But when they get too close He bars the door
He makes his great escape Leaves them in his wake Without a warning The ritual is done A night no longer young Fades into morning The sun begins to rise As he begins to close his eyes
Pre...MUD
364 posted on 1/30/2004, 2:54:59 PM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"If You Wanna Git Joe Biden!!" (To be sung to the Ozark Mountain Daredevils' "If You Wanna Get To Heaven")
(Mudboy on harp...)
I never read it in the papers...I never saw it on the news... I heard it on Rush Limbaugh...on AM radio... If you hate RATZ Marxist Power... You gotta help MUD fer a spell!! If you wanna git Joe Biden... We gotta RAISE A LOTTA HELL!!! Yeah...
I am...therefore, I FReep!! Folks, I feel it in my soul... Won'tcha meet me at the Cap'tol?! Let's Impeach!! We'll CONVICT JOE!! If you wanna know a secret... You got to promise not to tell!! Right's gonna Re-Impeach Bill Clinton... We're gonna put Slick in a cell!! HELL YEAH!!!
(MUD harpin' like the dickens!!!)
I never thought it'd be too easy... I never thought it'd be this fun... But we learned Truth from Rush Limbaugh... Now, we got RATZ on the run!! If you fear Freedom's in Danger... You gotta help WHUP RATZ AlphaMale!! Folks, WE're Gonna Git Joe Biden... We'll Dethrone RATZ Soul to HELL!!!
(MUD harpin' fer his dinner!!!)
Folks, we're gonna git Joe Biden... Trumpsters, gonna git Bill Clinton!! Gonna send Slick straight to Prison!! Folks, it's "SIC SEMPER TYRANNUS!!!"
FReegards, all...MUD
1 Posted on 08/07/2000 21:11:04 PDT by Mudboy Slim ('Cuz Justice is worth fightin' fer!!)
Updated on 2021-08-06 by...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"We're the Far Right!!" (To be sung to Eric Clapton's version of J. J. Cale's "After Midnight")
We're the Far Right...we're gonna scale Big Guv'ment down!! We're the Hard Right...we're gonna whup Dem Libs in a rout!! We're gonna help Trump git some traction... Right's gonna demand satisfaction.... Left's gonna find out what Right is all about. We're the Far Right...we're gonna FReep DemRATZ from Power!!
We're the Far Right...we'll fulfill Founding Father's dreams... Truth yields our Might...Righteous gonna make Dem sosh'lists scream!! We're gonna FReep talk and television... Left shall heap on their vile derison... Left's gonna find out what Truth is all about!! RATZ, we don't bite...still gonna FReep yer slime from Power!!
(Guitar-jammin' interlude)
Yeah, yeah...We're the Far Right...we're gonna FReep DemRATZ from Power!!
We're the Far Right...we'll fulfill Founding Father's dreams... Traitors we'll fight...RightWing's gonna make Dem Leftists scream!! We're gonna FReep Rush and Hanni-vision... Left shall fear our deadly precision... Left's gonna find out what Truth is all about!! America's Right...still gonna FReep RATZ SCUM from Power!!
We're the Far Right...we're gonna FReep Dem fools from Power!! Ain't 'fraid to fight...Right's gonna WHUP Dem Lefties down!! Left, say "GoodBye"...November's when yer goin' down!! We're the Far Right...we're gonna scale Big Guv'ment down!!
Mudboy Slim (5/19/04)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"A Farewell to Sleaze!!" (To be sung to Rush's "A Farewell to Kings")
When they write the pages of history... And Clinton's Crimes have long been exposed, Will they write of US with disgust... For the deeds that we let go?!!
We turned our gaze from vile scandals by the Clintons... Eyes cast down on the path of least resistance!! Lib'rals full of Hatred, Fear, and LIES!!! DemonRATS are FOOLS to ignore Slick's Spies!! Treas'nous Demons cloaked in White House guise... Trashin' all our liberties, while abortin' Unborn lives!!
The DemocRATZ are slandering the Sacred Halls of Truth... Public Schools unburdening their bitterness on Youth!! Can't we heed the Laws that made US strong?!! Ohhh, can't we learn to tell what's Right from what's Wrong?!! WHAT'S WRONG?!!
Lib'rals full of Hatred, Fear, and LIES!!! Socialists protectin' Chi-Com SPIES!! TeeVee Demons fawning 'bout their guys... Slayin' all that's True and Good, while scoffin' at The Wise!! Woah...Can't we raise OUR Voice and make a start?!! Can't we find the Will to blast Slick's Stonewall apart?!!
Mudboy Slim (9 July 1998)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Waco, Texas!!" (To be sung to Neil Young's "Pocahontas")
Just southward from South Dallas... Was a scarey firefight... Agents, they were slaughtered... When Big Guv'ment flexed its might!! F.B.I. man...was Force really needed?!! Guv'ment agents...made babies scream!!
Slick killed folks 'cuz we're Christians... And Left cut the Righteous down!! RATZ love to abort babies... Slick said, "Gun 'em down!!" Left loathes Righteousness...RATZ love Commie SCUM!! F.B.I. man, why'd y'all burn 'em up?!
Left massacred our youngest ones... (YIE-YIE-YIE!!) Willie ran over them with tanks!! (YIE-YIE-YIE!!) Slick's firebombs silenced children's screams... And Left's LIES were what really stank!! Lib'ral paradox..."Was Slick's Massacre FAIR?!!" Slim's got Indian blood...it's Slick's scalp I'll snare!!
(Guitar pickin'...)
Bill Clinton is a TYRANT!! Re-Impeach Slick's arse to Hell!! Let's FReep fer Waco, Texas... We'll celebrate our wealth!! We ain't mournin'...it's Justice we seek!! It's a bold stand...Fer Justice FReep!!
Sure, maybe Janet Reno... (YIE-YIE-YIE!!) Will LIE like a good hire... (YIE-YIE-YIE!!) But I know Willie really good... And Bill Clinton ordered "FIRE!!" Burnt that Compound down...killed them Christian "FReeaks!!" Janet Reno...Waco, Texas still stinks!! Mister Clinton...Waco, Texas still stinks!! Waco, Texas!!
FReegards...MUD (5/08/2004)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Big Guv'ment!!" (To be sung to Steppenwolf's "The Pusher")
You know I pay way too much in tax... Good Lord, (I) take nuthin' from the till!! Folks, I never wanted nothin'... FRom Dem Lib'rals like Bill!! You know, I've seen a lot of Lib'rals walkin' 'round... With HATRED in their eyes!! 'Cuz Big Guv'ment don't care... Ah, if you live or if you die!!
God damn Big Guv'ment!! God damns--I pray--Big Guv'ment!! Right shall Devolve Power from Government!!
DemRATZ are schemers...Big Guv'ment is a SHAM!! Gotta fight back 'gainst "The Man!!" 'Cuz folks, Dem Lib'rals they're all monsters... Good God, Right's gotta make a stand!! The Hammer and the Sickle ain't the way!! Folks, Left's sellin' you all their FReak dreams... Ah, but Big Guv'ment takes all yer money... Lord, we'll FReep Dems...we'll FReep fer Righteous Dreams!!
God damn...Big Guv'ment!! God damns...God damns all Sosh'lists!! Right must RISE UP, God...smite down Big Guv'ment man!!
Well, now if I were the president of this land... You know, I'd declare total war on Big Government!! I'd cut back on our taxes...and I'd cut how much we spend!! Yes I'd kill Left with my Bible and my FReepin' and my pen!!
God damn Big Guv'ment!! God damn Big Guv'ment!! I sing, "God damn, God damn Big Government!!"
FReegards...MUD
311 posted on 06/29/2004 7:46:29 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"What About 'FRee'?!!" (To be sung to Quicksilver Messenger Service's "What About Me?!")
(MUD on groovy flute and Dougie-FResh on bongos.)
RATZ are headed to slaughter...Hanoi John's a lame GEEK!! Left believes LIES like children...Med'yuh scorns our Liberty!! Left's World is slowly fallin' down... Life's not fair when Good Folks FReep!! 'Cuz those of US who care are tough...Right has to do something...
(Chorus) Oh.......oh What's Left gonna do about me?! Oh.......oh Don't DemRATZ care about bein' FRee?!!
Left's newspapers...they just trash Dubyuh... RATZ hide the REAL Truth..."Kerry's Boring!!" Left parrots their OLDE ideas...WOW!! RATZ are socialists for whom Power's "IT!!" Marxist Slime, yer scary!!
(Chorus) Oh.......oh Don't y'all care 'bout bein' FRee?! Oh.......oh Don't y'all care 'bout Liberty?!
Right cares 'bout our Liberty...our ma's din't raise no fools!! Left fills our penitentiaries...'cuz they're law-breakin' dudes!! Folks, I feel our future's splendid...if we reject Fed'ral Power!! Right shall stand up fer what we do believe... Be prepared to fight Right now!!
(Chorus) Oh.......oh What's Left gonna do about me? Oh.......oh Don't Left care 'bout Liberty?!
Folks, Right's dream's not a strange one...FReedomLust begins at birth!! Slick Willie's just an outlaw...EqualJustice here on Earth!! DemocRATZ cannot be trusted...when Terror threatens OUR Land!! Right believes in Devolution...won't the Righteous proudly stand?!
(Chorus) Oh.......oh Won't y'all rise up fer the FRee?! Oh.......oh Won't Left Help US Fight Tyranny?!!
Right's smoked marijuana...but we know when It's Time Fer War!! When there's a chance to liberate...Right shall stand against Vile Power!! Slick's a fugitive...Bill needs justice...fer betraying Liberty!! Slick broke rules...committed TREASON...YEAH! Slick don't deserve to be FRee!!
(Chorus) Oh.......oh What's Slick gonna do about me?! Oh.......oh When will Clinton's THUGS intercede?!
Folks, MUDZ dream's not a strange one...fight fer Truth 'gainst Commie SCUM!! SlickWillie is just an outlaw...Bill should be in a Prison!! Sure, folks think Slick's invincible...still, Truth's got simple Powers... Left keeps killing all their children...DemRAT fools, meet FReeperTowne!!
(Chorus) Oh.......oh What's 'dru gonna do about me? Oh.......oh What's Rush gonna do about me? Oh.......oh What's Slick gonna do about me? Oh.......oh What's Left gonna do about me?
Mudboy Slim
347 posted on 7/1/2004, 1:32:18 AM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"JOEY B.!!" (To be sung to Rod Stewart's "MAGGIE MAY")
Wake up Maggie I think I got something to say to you It's late September and I really should be back at school I know I keep you amused but I feel I'm being used Oh Maggie I couldn't have tried any more You lured me away from home just to save you from being alone You stole my heart and that's what really hurt
The morning sun when it's in your face really shows your age But that don't worry me none in my eyes you're everything I laughed at all of your jokes my love you didn't need to coax Oh, Maggie I couldn't have tried any more You lured me away from home, just to save you from being alone You stole my soul and that's a pain I can do without
All I needed was a friend to lend a guiding hand But you turned into a lover and mother what a lover, you wore me out All you did was wreck my bed and in the morning kick me in the head Oh Maggie I couldn't have tried anymore You lured me away from home 'cause you didn't want to be alone You stole my heart I couldn't leave you if I tried
I suppose I could collect my books and get on back to school Or steal my daddy's cue and make a living out of playing pool Or find myself a rock and roll band that needs a helpin' hand Oh Maggie I wish I'd never seen your face You made a first-class fool out of me But I'm as blind as a fool can be You stole my heart but I love you anyway
Maggie I wish I'd never seen your face I'll get on back home one of these days
Pre...MUD
424 posted on 7/5/2004, 2:47:10 PM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH the EX-Rapist-in-Chief!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"KerryBabe!!" (To be sung to Rod Stewart's "Maggie May")
Hanoi Kerry, the RightWing's got something to say to you!! 'Til 9 November, we are gonna whup DemRATZ, you fools!! You know US FReepers confuse...but Kerry's just being used... Yo, Kerry, you couldn't have LIED any more!! Yer word, it sure ain't yer bond... Boy, you LIED 'bout yer brother's-in-arms!! Slick's got RATZ hearts...DemRATZ don't like "Ol' Lurch!!"
That Botox, boy, really FReaks yer face...won't you act yer age?! Yer tax hikes ain't needed none...Commie spies, they control the Left!! You scammed all Dem Lib'ral folks...Lefty, you shouldn't need to coax!! John Kerry, RATZ couldn't have LIED any more!! You scored big by beatin' Howard...but Dean's justa Lib'ral coward!! RATZ steal yer soul...SlickWillie's stain we can do without!!
All Right's needed is ourselves...we are a Righteous Band!! But DemLib'rals love Big Guv'ment and... BubbaSlick's got chubber...Left's whores laid down!! All Left does is whine and beg... Give ample warning, "Folks, Lib'ralism's DEAD!!" John Kerry, Press couldn't have LIED anymore!! Yer word, it sure ain't yer bond... Boy, you LIED 'bout yer "brothers" in Nam!! Yer Purple Hearts, you only got them 'cuz you LIED!!
Let's propose we just ignore Left's kooks, we'll just defeat RATZ fools!! Shan't feel Dem Lib'rals' pain...awake DemonRATZ from bein' Clinton tools!! Truth's got itself a rock and roll band...spreadin' throughout the Land!! John Kerry, RATZ wish you'd never joined the race... You chose a first-class fool fer yer Veep... Edwards as vile as most lawyer creeps!! C'mon, let's start...gonna whup you like Mondale!!
Kerry, we wish you'd never joined the race... You'll get sent back home one of these days!!
Mudboy Slim (7/5/04)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"