Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:351367 Comments:4422
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
"Simple Man" (To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Simple Man")
I ain't nuthin' but a simple man...Left calls me a redneck, reckon that I am... But there's things goin' on make me mad down to the core! I gotta work like a Dawg...I'm enslaved to DeeCee... Where crooked politicians sell our Nukes to Chinese, And I'm madder than Hell and I ain't gonna take it no more! Reagan told our kids to, "Just Say No!" But then Ol' Slick Willie jokes, "Let's have another toke!" Tells us 'bout his briefs, then laughs while his intern goes down. Well, if I had my way with this Apostle From Hope, I'd take a big tall tree and a short piece of rope, I'd hang 'im up high and let 'im swing 'til the Leftists Cow'r!!!
Well, you know what's wrong with the world today, People done gone thrown their values away, They livin' by the "Law of Slick Willie" not the "Law of the Land." Well, the Good Book says it so I need no more proof... "A Lie's Still a Lie and The Truth's Still The Truth." Bill better watch what he's sayin', Law's closin' in on him, Can't EWE Sheeple see it?! Slick's a Felon, Men!!!
Now I'm the kinda man who wouldn't harm a mouse, But if I ketch somebody breakin' in MUDZ House, I gotta full-blown ars'nal waitin' on the other side! So don't go a pushin' me against my will, I don't wanna fight ya but I durn sure will, So if you don't want trouble you better just pass me on by! Becuz as far as I'm concerned There Ain't No Excuse, For Slick's Rapin', Mad Bombin', and Power Abuse, But I gotta way to put an end to all that madness... We'll just put them Lib'rals back on the Boat, Send 'em all First-class and make sure that it floats, Send 'em all 'round the world and leave 'em wherever they like best!
Well, you know what's wrong with the world today, People done gone put their Bibles away... They livin' by the "Law of Dem Marxists" not the "Law of the Land." Well, the Good Book says it, so I need no more proof, A Lie's still a Lie and The Truth's Still The Truth!! Bill better watch what he's sayin', Right's closin' in on him... Right's Hell-Bent on Justice...SLICK'S A TRAITOR, MEN!!
Bill, watch where you're goin', Slim's just around the bend... Mudboy's bent on Justice, Yer Butt's Hist'ry, Man!!
SlixMYbitch...MUD
101 posted on 3/19/2003, 3:11:40 PM by Mudboy Slim ("Soddom...Yer PyrotechnicPalacePizza!!!")
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#1359. To: conservativemusician, Landru, goldilucky, KLT, Ragtime Cowgirl, Taxman, stand watie, philman_36 (#1357)
Ready to ROCK?!!
"I Want You/We'll Git You!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "I Want You")
You're guilty 'cuz yer minions spied... Your feckless Sycophants, they lied... Yer feeble saxophone says WE...MUST DETHRONE YOU!! You'll go to Hell 'cuz yer a WHORE... Good folks curse your face with scorn... BOY, YOU SHANT GO FREE, so help me Lord...we'll get you!!
While weak-kneed politicians sleep... The Left-Wing Med'yuh luvs ya, creep... But Patriots continue to FReep...Jail waits fer you!! 'Cuz the Lord is King and He is Just... In prison, BOY, you will end up... Yer apologists' will soon fess up...We'll sing fer TRUTH!! I want you...I want you...Slick, I want you...sooo bad!! Willie, we'll git you...
Boy, while phat interns may go down... True love, you've been without it!! Yeah, them Socialist Whores...you they'd crown... Can they stop us?! I DOUBT IT!! Slick, children burned in yer Waco Raid... And Elian, he shouldda stayed... Reno's Justice it ain't...her soul will BURN!!
Slick, yer just a FREAK... Now, yer tramplin' our Liberties... But this here's the Land of the FRee... RATZ World we shall...SHATTER!!!
Bill, you SOLD OUT to them Ol' Chinese coots... Who choke the FRee with their jackboots... Yer Evilness seems so kewl to them...TYRANTS!! Boy, we'll git you becuz you lied... Becuz you took us fer a ride... And becuz RIGHT is on our side...becuz I... I want you...I want you...Slick, I want you...soooo bad!! Willie, we'll git you...
(Harp jammin' to fade)
Sincerely...MUD
376 posted on 3/24/2003, 4:38:04 PM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Left's Weak...We're Strong!!" (To be sung to Gov't Mule's "So Weak, So Strong")
Left's weak, we're strong...nothing's forever in Left's Universe!! Promise comfort, bring more pain...Left's weak, we're strong!!
DemFreaks are wrong...spendin' $Trillions feedin' Power-Lust!! Find yer courage or all hope is lost...Left's weak, we're strong!!
Brave men died defending mud...she "endured" seventeen!! GlennBeck cries...I've seen his spirit blaze away... Ignore RATZ LIES, my friends!! Ahhh...ahhh-ahh-ahh...
Left's weak, we're strong...there's only one God in this Universe!! RATZ bring darkness...Truth is Right!! Left's weak, Left's wrong!!
(The BigMan freakin' it on guitar...)
Barry LIES...ALL RATZ are stained!! She "endured" seventeen!! NooYawkSlimes LIES to their readers ev'ry day... DESPISE, my friends!! Ahhh...ahhh-ahh-ahh... Ahhh...ahhh-ahh-ahh...
Left's weak, Left's wrong...Obama really LOATHES our Liberty!! Bold lives without Him's what I seek...Left's weak, MUD's strong!! Left's weak, we're strong!! There's one Messiah in OUR Universe...
(MUD takin' it home on bongos...)
Mudboy Slim (17 May 2010)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Thunderous Thighs!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Faraway Eyes")
I wuz drivin' home, early Sunday mornin', thru DeeCeeVille... List'nin' to Ol' Mick Jagger on the AM radio station... And the DeeJay said, "You know you always got the Left by your side!" And I wuz so pleased to be informed of this... That I drove thru Slick's Whore House with my four-wheel!! Thank ya, Clinton!! Thank ya, Gore!!
Slick had an arrangement to meet a girl... Another intern date... But Bill thought by the time he got there... She'd be off, she'd be doin' the nearest Senator she could find!! Much to his surprise, there she wuz...pickin' at her thong-wear... Big Mo' Lewinsky, blue beret on her head... Justa girl...with thunderous thighs!!
So if Ol' Hell'ry won't suck... 'Cuz the First Beach don't do guys... Find a girl with thunderous thighs!! And if you're horny and dusty... 'Cuz your wife don't do the jam... Getta girl with thunderous thighs!! Well...
Well, the Lib'rals keep right on sayin'... That all you need to do is send more tax money to the... "Sacred" DeeCee WHORE'd of Guv'ment... Located somewhere in downtown District of Columbia!!
But next week, they'll play my songs on the ray-dee-oh... And all Right's dreams shall come true!! Marx Is Dead!! Then next week, Lord, hear our prayers... Hear me, world...folks, you know what kinda lies Slick spouts... But I'll tell ya...
So now Slick's down on his luck... 'Cuz Ol' Hell'ry don't do guys... Hired a girl...with thunderous thighs!! Now, if you're downright disgusted... And you're tired of RATZ scams... Hire a girl to prove that Slick lies! Yes, now Bill's down on his luck... In jail, Ol' Slick'll soon reside... He'll be the "girl" with pasty white thighs!!
Mudboy Slim
97 Posted on 09/29/2000 08:37:21 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
At home, whackin' willard o'er vanities...Ol' Slick's new "job." Yellow-bellied SCUM!! Bill Loathes the Military. (That's ME!!) Children slayed by tools of Butch Reno!! Medyuh didn't give attention...ohhh, to the fact that Bubba didn't care!! King Osama bil Clinton Fooled RATZ WHORE'd!!
Tyranny Woke and RATZ Shall Pay!!! McAuliffe Broke Laws...Indict Today!!
Clearly, Slick remembers...sickenin' mudboy. Seems that intern sure could suck... Oooh...but Slick Unleashed a Lion!!! JimRob FReeped and Limbaugh's Legions Craved Justice!! How could we "forget?"!! 'Cuz Slick's hit US with his evil best!! My jaw ain't hurting, Slick's wide open. Just like the day...like the day we learn'd.... Daddies shouldn't give affection (NO!!) to interns the same age as Chelsea-dear. Queen HildaBeeest the Wicked rules Slick's World.
"Patriots HOO're Free!!" (To be sung to Don Williams' "Good Ol' Boys Like Me")
When I was a kid, both my parents would fill up my head... With the hist'ry of Dover, Kansas, where both had lived. Then Granny came in to teach her little man... "Small guv'ment is best and Ron Reagan is TheMan!!" Gip talked about honor and Truths we should know... Country staggered a little when Carter ran the show!!
I can still hear the vile, Lib'ral spin on Network TeeVee... But that Limbaugh dude, he's fightin' 'gainst Tyranny... Stand fer Liberty!! I guess we're all gonna be what we're gonna be... So what'll RATZ do with Patriots HOO're Free?!
Left loves Statist Power..it ain't Right..RATZ WHORE'd spins US!! But we ain't afraid to tread Washington mud..Right's Just Cause!! Press sells Left's disasters..Truth's RATZ Tragedy!! Glenn Beck and El Rushbo EXPOSE TYRANNY!! Righteous fight against BarryO..fight Left's dread... Sean Hannity hollerin', "Marx is DEAD!!"
I can still see ol' Dutch Reagan's grin each time we VOTE FREE!! And that Limbaugh dude, he's fightin' 'gainst Tyranny... Stand fer Liberty!! I guess we're all gonna be what we're gonna be... So what'll RATZ do with Patriots HOO're Free?!
Obama's a TOOL...Iran's got him whupped 'cuz BO's weak!! Media watched him praise himself just 'cuz RATZ promote Freaks!! The RightWing's smarter than most...trash Network News... Learned to IGNORE DemRATZ sellin' socialist views!! When MUD was eighteen, Lord, I hit the road... Folks, yer Freedoms oughtta matter...that much I know!!
You can still see the bought Network T'WITS sellin' LIES BO needs... But that Limbaugh dude, he's fightin' 'gainst Tyranny... Stand fer Liberty!! I guess we're all gonna be what we're gonna be... So what do RATZ do with Patriots HOO're Free?! Folks, all we can do is Vote fer Liberty!!
Mudboy Slim (12 July 2010)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Lib'rals!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Some Girls")
Lib'rals steal yer money...Lib'rals sold their souls!! Lib'rals just crave Power...o'er lives that ain't their own!! Lib'rals love their "Programs"...Lib'rals love to TAX!! Lib'rals, we give most our bread to...We won't ever git it back!!
Lib'rals they LOATHE Liberty...DemRATZ, they CRAVE POWER!! Lib'rals hide behind children...each time they beg fer MORE!!
So give'em all YER money...Do Just What Yer Told!! Left takes more'n half of what I own... But it's Right who's doin' the Chores!! BigGuv'ment takes yer money...Marxists Corrupt Yer Souls!! Lib'rals tax the shirt off yer back...and tell ya "You a selfish louse!!"
Lib'rals, they love JessieJay...Sharpton, they're UncleToms!! American Left wants everything in the World...They're all TAKE and Never GIVE!! Medyuh WHORE'd...They're ALL Sissies!! I can't stand 'em on TeeVee no mo'!! Sometimes I venture over to CNN fer just a look...but I end up barfin' in the stall!!
White RATZ, they're pretty funny...They think that 'Life's Soooo Sad!!' Black Libs...they just wanna blame the damned Right!! Self-reliance, they can't Stand!! Chi-Com Spies are so subtle...They got Slick on his knees!! But the Right knows 'bout what Left's cookin'...They're all Enemies of the FREE!! Give Libs all YER money...Give Libs all YER Gold!! Bought me a house outside the City...I'll educate MY kids in my Home!! Yeah...gonna VOTE Dem Marxists home...
LeftWing spreads manure...Lib'rals Are Corrupt!! Lib'rals warp their children...look at Chelsea, she's such a DUNCE!! Give Slick half YER money...we'll put Slick behind bars... Re-Impeach Left's Boy, I say...WE'll CONVICT the Left's Biggest Star...then Laugh!! Make Slick his cellmate's "honey"...make'im a Prison 'HO!! Let's CONVICT Left's Evil, FReepers...first step's to VOTE Conservative...Let's Roll!!
Mudboy Slim
615 posted on 09/23/2002 1:52 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Imagine!! (A Conservative Version)" (To be sung to John Lennon's "Imagine")
Imagine no bureaucracy, Marxism left to die; No damned IRS, a reigned-in FBI; Imagine all the sheeple...with increased take-home pay! Ah ha ah aahhh!
Imagine no more Waco's, no booted thugs to rue; No Clinton goons to lie for...religious freedom, too! Imagine all free people...no Village, just families. Yoo hoo ooo! You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope some day you'll join us, a FReeper's work is never done.
Imagine unbridled Capitalism, regulation on the wane; No need for greed or hunger, each spending what he's earned. Imagine all free people, the Left driven underground! Yoo hoo ooo! You may say I'm a dreamer, but this War it shall be won!! 'Cuz as an Ol' Gen-Xer, this next Century's ours to run!
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 05/09/2000 00:26:24 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#1374. To: BOBTHENAILER, MeeknMing, Ragtime Cowgirl, TEXOKIE, PhiKapMom (#1370)
"We're RAD...the Nation's Right!!" (To be sung to ZZ Top's "I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide")
Got Donald mowin' down RATZ HO's with a righteous zeal... We got Rush Limbaugh on attack...we're gonna make Slick Willie SQUEEEEEAL!! We're throwin' down NOW...DemRAT Marxists FEAR OUR Might... FReepers're laughin', (but) we ain't jokin'...Fer Justice We Shall Fight! Yes, we're RA-AD!! This Nation's Right... RATZ're SA-AD...Dem Minionz BITE!!
FReepin' 'gainst Dem lightweights and their BigGuv'mentPlans... Got Sean Hannity on Fox...got ClearChannel makin' stands. We Support Troops'n'Justice...Left's just Brain-Dead FOOLS!! They smokin' whacky weeds...Dem Minionz're Tyrants' Tools!! Welcome back!!! OUR Nation's Right!! Yeah, we're RA-AD!! Truth's Worth the Fight!!
(The BigMan givin' his guitar a workout)
Folks, Mudboy's grooovin' down the road in his pickup Ford, Gonna Indict TerryMac...we'll git our tax rates lowered. RATZ Love Chi-Com Slick...OUR Great Country Bill betrayed, Dem Marxists are in trouble 'cuz folks know RATZ Promote HATE!! Right's RA-AD...OUR Nation's Right!! RATZ're bad, bad, bad, bad, bad...JOE We'll INDICT!!
(Guitar jammin' to fade)
Mudboy Slim
886 posted on 04/25/2003 5:04 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim (DemocRATZ continue to Defend the Indefensibile and Assail the Unassailable!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
It was bound to happen eventually...lol. It is unsettling to stand back and reflect upon just how far WeThePeople have allowed the unaccountable Authoritarian State to obliterate our human rights. We gotta whup Dem Marxist DeeCeeRATZ and RINOZ in 17 days, then WeThePeople must insist that our Congressional Representatives and Senators expose and punish ALL these rampant Abuses by the BureaucRATic State, or they will just continue to get worse, and our liberties will be sacrificed at the Altar of an All- Powerful Federal Leviathan, critics be damned!!
Regards...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Left don't care for me, MUD don't a-care about that... 'Cuz RATZ are fools, ha, I like to laugh at!! I have only one burning desire, Let's INDICT Dem Leftist Liars!!
(Take a stand 'gainst LeftWing Liars!!) Hey!! Make yer stand...Vote 'gainst DemLiars!! (Let's Impeach RATZ Slickest Liar!!) Whoa, take a stand, Nation!! (Take a stand and join MUDZ choir!!) Help me stand... (Help MUD stand 'gainst Medyuh Liars!!) Yeah, baby...
Listen here, Willie...and stop actin' so sleazy!!
You say Justice ain't home, it ain't yer concern... Just a-sing with me and Ol' Slick Shall Burn!! I have only one itchin' desire, RE-Impeach Left's Shameless Liar!!
Msssst, yeah (Make yer stand 'gainst DemRAT Liars) Help me stand, Nation!! (Let's Indict Left's feckless liars) Join the Band... (Let's Convict RATZ Vile Empire) Oh, save our land... (RE-Impeach Left's Slickest Liar)
Ow! Ahh, move over, Limbaugh, and let Mudboy take over... Yeah, Rush knows what I'm talkin' about... Yeah, get on with it, Trumpsterz!! Oww!! Yeah...
(The BigMan justa wailin' on his Les Paul....)
That's what MUDZ talkin' about!! Now dig this; Ha! Y'all listen, Nation... RATZ tried to give MUD blood money, you better save it, Bill... Save it for yer legal bills!! I have only one burnin' desire, help MUD stand 'gainst Marxist Liars, ha!!
Owwww!! (Let's INDICT Left's feckless Liars) Uh, make yer stand (RE-Impeach RATZ Slickest Liar) Oh, join MUDZ Band, Nation!! (Let's Convict Slick to the pyre) Right ain't gonna do you no harm... (Imprisonin' Slick's MUDZ Main Desire!!)
Ow!! Yeah...We gotta git JUSTICE, Nation!! Truth is gonna hurt ya, Willie... Ah, MUD ain't talkin' 'bout yer ol' lady... Ow Ah, yes, this is Mudboy talkin' at YOU... Yeah, Willie...YOU!!!
Mudboy Slim
916 posted on 04/26/2003 3:00 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Young Elian's Daydreamin'" (To be sung to Jimmy Buffett's "Havana Daydreamin'")
Fussed and cussed that Reno whore... "Butch" storm-trooped his new home! Sent him back to Ol' Castro... To help her pal, Gore. Wishin' he'd been older then... So he wouldda had some rights. Thinkin' 'bout how sweet FReedom did taste... Fer his Liberty, he'd fight!!
Young Elian's daydreamin'... 'Bout when his FReedom was swiped away.....
Papa played Ol' Fidel's game... 'Else his own ma'd be dead! Elian knows the Ultimate Villain... Was America's Tyrant, Slick! Couldda stood up strong and bold... Instead kissed Castro's A$$... 'Cuz Lib'rals believe that real FReedom's obscene... Said, "Enslave that young lad!!"
Young Elian's daydreamin'... Lord, he's just schemin' his return to the States!!
(Soothin' guitar/piano reprise)
Greggie Craig, consigliere... Clinton's private whore... Fought the case against Liberty... JUSTICE?! Ain't parta his World! Sheeple, why should we be resigned... To accept RATZ Leftist BILE?!! Let's sing and yell...let's give Demz Hell!! We'll be groovin' 'cuz Right's back in style!!
Else young Elian'll be leavin'... Folks, we'll be stealin' his rights away... Come on, all you FReepers... Folks, it's all 'bout FReedom...Elian must stay!!
#1382. To: Landru, Snow Bunny, OldFriend, George W. Bush, Grampa Dave, Reagan Man, M. Thatcher (#1380)
"Heard It On Rush Limbaugh!!" (To be sung to the Marshall-Tucker Band's "Heard It In A Love Song")
(Mudboy on Irish fife)
I ain't never been with a talkshow long enough... Fer my views to take hold. MUDZ been'a DittoHead so long, now, the Truth shall be told. We ain't bashin' Dubyuh down...Bush must do what's Right!! And it's damned high time us FReepers show a li'l spine!!
Heard it on Rush Lim-im-baugh... Heard it on Rush Lim-im-baugh... Heard it on Rush Lim-im-baugh... Can't be wrong!!
I'm the kinda man...likes to have his say... Like to start FReepin' 'gainst Dem Marxists today. Lib'rals say that they love you...Sheeple, know RATZ don't... Let's help Dubyuh, man...it's time, we're Right, "Let's Roll!!"
Heard it on Rush Lim-im-baugh... He's that dude who knows it all!! Heard it on Rush Lim-im-baugh... Can't be wrong!!
(Fireman John on mandolin...more Mudboy on fife...seriously...then a li'l ticklin' of the ivories by Dr. MonDremo)
Ain't gonna be leavin'...'til Bill Clinton falls. Wish y'all would come, but we don't need no RINOZ taggin' along. Yes, we'll fight back DemWhores...gonna stand against RATZ Lie-ies. We'll stay year after year 'til Left's Fear drops from yer eyes.
Heard it on Rush Lim-im-baugh... Gonna have us a ball-all... Heard it on Rush Lim-im-baugh... Can't be wrong!!
Left's never made a damn thing but what they have...DemRATZ stole what was mine!! Truth's the damnedest thing...RATZ never tried to evict their Slime. Medyuh ignores TREASON 'cuz DemSycophants LOVE Slick Will. I was born a Kansan and a dreamer and I reckon we'll git Bill!!!
Heard it Rush Limbaugh... Justa Lovable Fuzzball!! Heard it on Rush Limbaugh... Can't be wrong!!
FReegards...MUD
275 posted on 06/18/2002 11:52 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"A deep blue field contains the seal of Virginia with the Latin motto "Sic Semper Tyrannis" - "Thus Always to Tyrants". Adopted in 1776. The two figures are acting out the meaning of the motto. Both are dressed as warriors. The woman, Virtue, represents Virginia. The man holding a scourge and chain shows that he is a tyrant. His fallen crown is nearby."
Richmond, Virginia...the Capitol of the Righteous Rebellion...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"RATZ're Dang'rous!!" (2 B sung 2 the Allman Brothers' "I'm No Angel")
No, Right's not angels... Folks, we're not strangers to the streets... Left's got US labeled... DemRATZ shall crumble at OUR feet!! Yes, MUD knows, Barry... Dude, I've got scars upon my dreams!! Yes, I'm half crazy... Come on and TRUST ME, Barry...
Yeah, RATZ find MUD hard to swallow... Still, Left's SLEAZY while MUDZ BOLD!! Folks, Barack wears chaps that jingle... BO will NEVER LEAD YOU, folks... Obama licks/sniffs male hymens!! RATZ STEALIN' all our gold!! LeftWing's DANG'ROUS!!
No, I'm no angel... Folks, MUDZ no stranger to the HOOd... Let me rock this Nation... HELP MUD start a fire burnin' GOOD!! Oh come on, Barry... Come and play...MUD'll show you up in HOOps!! Marxists drive me KRAY-zeee... Come on and fight me, FEYries!!
DemRATZ don't give a darn about us... Big Guv'ment treats you bad!! Right won't ever lift a hand to hurt you... We'll always leave you glad!! Dem Marxists steal your diamonds... We'll win you back your Souls!! Right's for Angels...!!
No, MUDZ no angel... Folks, I'm no stranger to the dark... Let MUD rock this Nation... Let me start a fire in yer heart!! Oh come on, Patriots... Come and let MUD show you my good news!! HELP ME drive RATZ crazy... Come on and hug me, Barry!! Oh come on, Barry... RATZ R CRAZY!! Barack's dainty... Oh come on, Reggie... Yeah, come on, Dukie...
Mudboy Slim (8 August 2013)
BTW...thank U...thankyouverymuch...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"WE ARE THE WORLD!!" (To be sung to Michael Jackson's "We are the World")
NOW is the time... When Right heeds our Founders' Call... When Patriots must come together as ONE!! LeftWing people LYING!! NOW it's time to take a stand and FIGHT!! Elitists MUST now fall!!
We can't go on... Pretending RATZ are SANE!! That DIMWITZ will soon make a change... We are all a part of...God's great big family!! Hear MUDZ "TRUTH!!"...Founder's WISDOM'S all we need!!
[Chorus] We are the world... RATZ kill their children!! We are the ones who'll make a brighter day... Folks, DEFEAT Marxists!!! There's a choice we're making... We're CHOOSING to LIVE RIGHT!! Seek "TRUTH!!" We'll make a better day... Just you and MUD!!
Sing from yer heart!!! DemRATZ know they OUGHTTA be SCAIR'T!! The Left's CRIME has been vile Tyranny!! As MUD has shown YOU by whuppin' up his threads... Patriots all must lend a helping hand!!
[Chorus] We are the world... RATZ KILL their children!! We are the ones who'll make a brighter day... Let's DEFEAT Marxists!! Righteous choice MUDZ making... RAT-MEDIA spreads RAT-LIES!! Seek TRUTH!! We'll make a better day... Just you and MUD!!
Folks, Left flouts its Power!! There seems no HOPE at all... But if Right just BELIEVES... There's NO WAY we can FAIL!! Well, well, well, well, let us realize... That true change will only come... When we stand together as one!!
[Chorus] We are the world... RATZ KILL their children!! We are the ones who make a brighter day... Let's DEFEAT Marxists!! Righteous choice MUDZ making... RAT-MEDIA spread RAT-LIES!! Seek TRUTH!! We'll make a better day... Just you and MUD!!
Mudboy Slim (26 March 2010)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"This Blessed Ground!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "My Hometown")
I was six years old, American flag in my hand... Dockside, watched that ship return my Pa from Viet Nam. Ma cried, then laughed, 'cuz he'd made it through it... We cheered as Dad's feet touched ground... He tousled my hair, said, "Son, take a good look around... This here's Blessed Ground, and it's your home now, Do your Country proud, this is your hometown!"
Back in Ninety-Five, Prez'dent's tellin' lies and breakin' rules! Political fights between The Wrong and The Right... Networks treat us like we're fools. As Justice obstructs, Clinton passes the buck, While sellin' secrets to Commie scum... Algore grasps their illegal cash, sordid times had come... To our Country...Won't you see? Liberty, it ain't free!!
Now White House's stonewallin' Congress, showin' no remorse... Seems like there ain't nobody values Character no more. Still, we're closin' in to prove Slick's guilt, while Elitists fret... FReepers say, "These Bums're already TOAST, they just don't know it YET!!" It's our turn now, let's show 'em how... To devolve Power, to your hometown.
So, Right, don't delay, seize the day, condemn JOEZ Tyranny! Forcin' out these crooks, it's our destiny! I'm Fifty-Nine, got two kids of my own now... Last night, set 'em up o'erlookin' the Sea.. I said, "Kids, take a good look around...this here's Blessed Ground!"
#1390. To: Landru, sultan88, jla, FBD, MeekOneGOP, goldilucky, BOBTHENAILER, international american (#1388)
"Party That Knows Big Guv'ment's Wrong!!" (To be sung to Doug Stone's "A Jukebox With A Country Song")
After five good years together... Fightin' fer what is Right, We disagreed 'bout Dubyuh... 'Cuz spending's outta sight!! It's that ol' familiar fight, folks... Fed'ral spendin' must come down!! We must fight now fer less Guv'ment... Devolve Power outta DeeCee town!!
Well, I voted once fer Dubyuh... And FReeper songs I sang!! But I'm startin' to feel like a fool... 'Cuz spendin's growin' again!! So when it's time to vote next Autumn... My support it shan't come cheap... Bush's fooled me once, feel like such a dunce, I swear, Need a spendin' FREEZE!! (And I said)
chorus: When d'we start bein' Lib'ral whores?!! It's Big Guv'ment I abhor!! Were yer promises just big lies?! How come we didn't CONVICT RATZ spies?! When do Conservatives get our turn?! Fed'ral budgets got money ta burn!! GOP's somewhere that I don't belong... I wanna Party that knows BigGuv'ment's Wrong!!
Well, I voted 'gainst Jawn Wahnah... 'Cuz that RINO makes Libs proud!! But I expect more from Dubyuh... He'll last eight years, I've no doubt!! But we gotta put on spendin' brakes... And fight against Left's slime!! So before you tell Ol' Mud to leave, Cut spendin' fer all-time!!
(repeat chorus) When d'we start bein' Lib'ral whores?!! It's Big Guv'ment that I abhor!! Were yer promises just big lies?! How come we didn't CONVICT RATZ spies?! When do Conservatives get our turn?! Fed'ral budgets got money ta burn!! GOP's somewhere I wanna belong... I wanna Party that knows BigGuv'ment's Wrong!!
...sure, folks, I wanna belong... Wanna Party that knows Big Guv'ment's Wrong!!
Mudboy Slim
496 posted on 3/7/2004, 11:51:05 AM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Just & Bold!!" (To be sung to Neil Young's "Heart of Gold")
I wanna live...don't like Dem Libs... We've been a'fightin' fer the Right of Olde!! FReedom's regressin'...Guv'ment's a sin!! Truth keeps me FReepin' fer Justice that's BOLD!! I ain't gettin' old. Keeps me FReepin' fer what's Just and Bold!! Dem RINOZ shall fold.
(MUD on harp...)
It must be understood...DemRATZ're No Good!! Left loves Big Guv'ment...'cuz their dreams ain't bold!! Right, draw a hard line...we must show strong spines... To keep insisting that the Truth be told!! Yes, Right's gettin' BOLD!! Keep on FReepin' 'til the Truth be told!! RATZ are gettin' old!!
(MUD playin' his harp fer a spell...)
Keep on FReepin' 'til the Truth is told!! Yes, keep on fightin' fer Justice that's BOLD!! It keeps US FReepin' fer what's Just and Bold!! Ahhh...ummm....
Mudboy Slim
78 posted on 4/28/2004, 9:14:58 AM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Buzz is All Around!!" (To be sung to the Troggs' "Love is All Around")
I feel it in my fingers...I feel it in my toes... The "buzz" is all around me...and I think the Country knows!! We're cuttin' thru RATZ "spin"...the Media're Left's HO's! So if you cannot trust RATZ...come on and let it show!!
[To Slick Willie hisself] "You know I loathe you...you TRAITOR, Bill!! Your wife is corrupt...but HildaBeast don't kneel... Kneeled fer Vince Foster...so now he's DEAD!! But on Justice...you can depend!!!"
I see JOEZ face on TeeVee...that big ol' Punkin' Head... Marxists are thugs, let's stop Demz...e-FReep Mudboy's "Black" thread!! Slick sold our nukes to China...Our Country he did screw... If he don't PLEAD GUILTY NOW...we'll Court-Martial, too!!
You know MUD loathes Bill...I always will... He's just a YellaPUNK!! Mudboy's Wrath Slick shall feel! We're just beginning...there'll be no end... 'Cuz on Justice...we must depend!! We're cuttin' thru the "spin"...bite me, Whore-al-do!! So if you really loathe RATZ...come on and let folks know!! Come on, Patriots, let's go!! Come on and let folks know...TELL JOE IT'S TIME TO GO!!
FReegards...MUD
185 posted on 5/4/2004, 2:33:05 PM by Mudboy Slim
Minor Updates Today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Hell's In JOEZ Mirror!!" (To be sung to Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit")
Load up on puns, my keyboard FRiends... We shall not lose this Culture War!! Right's victory is pre-ordained... Oh no..."Truth" ain't a dirty word!!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?! Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?! We Know!! We Know!! We Know!! How so?! You know!! You know!! You know!!
We're all Right now...we're not dangerous. Fear our throng, though...we're educated!! RATZ are STOOOPID...and outrageous!! Hear my songs now...educatin'!!
All aboard now...to the Right, folks... HOO's yer Leader?! Fight 'gainst TREASON!! Yeah!!
(guitar jammin' interlude)
Power-grubbin's what RATZ do best... And fer this gift, Right is Blessed!! Our FReeper group has always been... And always will 'cuz Marx is dead!!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?! Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?! We Know!! We Know!! We Know!! How so?! You know!! You know!! You know!!
We're the RightWing...we're quite courageous!! It's OUR turn now...don't enrage US!! Here Right is now...entertaining!! All aboard now...to the Right, folks... HOO's yer Leader?! Fight Fer FReedom!! Yeah!!
(long guitar jam...sit back and enjoy)
We shan't fergit...Left's such a waste!! Hell yeah...we'll whup RATZ by a mile!! Our work is hard...but we sure don't mind... Oh well, whatever...ever Right!!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?! Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?! We Know!! We Know!! We Know!! How so?! You know!! You know!! You know!!
We're the Right, folks...we're contagious!! Hear my songs now...educatin'!! Left is STOOOPID...just outrageous... We're the Right, folks...we're bodacious!! Devolve Power...to the States, folks... It's OUR FReedom...YOU trust US, bro'!!