Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:352439 Comments:4422
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
The Left's in shock...America's turned them off!! Cowards with no soul...MOOglee Sows!! Question... "Do RATZ diss anything?! Does Left regret a thing?! Why's JOE still their King?! Don't the Truth mean a thing?!" RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!! RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!!
Let's FRee Iraq, let's fry that damned Saddam!! Cowards Fear Right's Roll...Shut Left's Mouths!! Osama bil Clinton, yer mother regrets her kids!! Fear the Power of the Right!! Some questions... "Did Slick think he's a King?! Why did Bill bite her lip? Voters, 'tis YOU I blame!! This year, please Vote fer Change!!!" RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!! RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!!
Folks...FReedom hearkens... TRUMP...shall seek Justice!! RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!! RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!!
Ooooohhh...FReep DemEffete Boys!! Ooooohhh...FReep DemAirhead Girls!! The Left's in Shock...Networks have been turned off... Cowerin' in White Towers, losin' Power!! Right Shall Makes Its Stand!! Forefathers, they went thru this... Fear the Power of Our Roll...NO Question... "House, it shall IMPEACH!! Senate shall then CONVICT!! Next, We'll INDICT Left's Creep(s)!! Jury Shall then CONVICT!!" RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) JOEZ a 'HO!! RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) A Chi-Com 'HO!!
Mudboy Slim (19 August 2002)
BTW...Time to take off the gloves and point out how ridiculous the DemonRAT's Party has become... Just a bunch of whinin' LeftyLosers beggin' fer scraps from the Table of the All-Powerful Federal Leviathan!! Quotes, links, cartoons, and personal stories are welcomed if they serve to Educate the Sheeple as to what they're voting for when they vote for any candidate who would vote for either D'asshole or li'l Dickie Gephardt to lead their respective Congressional Caucuses!!
This could get fun...MUD
1 posted on 8/19/02 11:12 AM Eastern by Mudboy Slim
Minimally updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Black-Hearted Lib'ral!!" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Black Country Woman")
Shall we roll it, JimRob? We're rolling on ah...[Number one.] One? Ah one again. A-hah. I'm tryin'a get this aeroplane off. Nah, leave it. Yeah.
Hey, hey Lib'rals...what's the matter here?! Hey, hey Marxists...why you act so queer?!! Ya didn't have to tell US to believe OL' JOE... Right's gonna haveta whupya, Commies...Let US ROLL!! Hey, hey Lib'rals...what'chu really FEAR?!!
Ya didn't have to be such a National Disgrace... Ya didn't have to make me put my fist in yer face. Hey, hey Marxists...why ya act so queer?! Folks, it's all Right...We're Voting 'Gainst Left's Fears!!
Hey, hey Networks...why you treat Right mean? Oh, RAT-Med'yuh, why won't you come clean?! Oh yeah. Ah yeah. Ya didn't have to slaughter children like you did... Ya didn't have to tell me "MUD, yer just a kid." Hey, hey Lib'rals...why'd ya treat Right mean?! Ya didn't have to say you'd support FELONS with Pride... Ya didn't have to tell Slick Left Approves ArkanCide!! Hey, hey Lib'rals...why you treat chicks mean?! Folks, that's all Right, we'll OL' Hunter, too!!
Oh yeah, Let's ROLL!!
Ya didn't have to tell US to Believe OL' JOE!! Ya didn't have to cheat US, Snowflakes...yer JOEZ drones!! Hey, hey Marxists...what is wrong with you?! Ya didn't have to make yerselves a National Disgrace... Ya didn't have to make US put our fists in yer face!! Hey, hey Lib'rals...what is wrong with you?! Ahh but that's alright, we're Voting OUT Dem FOOLS!!
Oh yeah-yo. Vote, Man! VOTE!!
Now my baby, now you didn't have to crucify me like you did, Ya didn't have to tell me I was just your kid. Hey, hey mama, what's the matter here? Ya didn't have to tell me you would be my own, We shouldn't have to deal with babies...Let US ROLL!! Hey, hey Lib'rals...what is wrong with you? FReepers'll Fight...I'll know HildaBeast, too.
"Rockin' Cave!!" (To be sung to the Band's "Rockin' Chair")
Hang around, TraitorJOE!! Can't you raise RATZ wails anymore?! That's fer sure...Right's spent our whole lives achievin'!! Cap'n's pushin' age eighty three... Cave's the only MUD place singin' "Liberty!!"
Folks, Mudboy's home again... Down in old Virginny!! With my very best friends... We're singin', "RATZ are silly!!" We're spreadin' TRUTH, RATZ say, "Patriots are WEIRD!!" Right's gonna sweep away all of Left's fears... Ol' Slim's Rockin' Cave shall be laid bare!!
Vote NOW, Patriots!! OUR HEARTS' gonna WHUP Dem Marxist TOOLS!! It's true...and I believe MUD knows what we should do. Right the stern...Defeat Left's WHORE'd... RATZ TYRANNY shan't bury US no more!!
Folks, Mudboy's home again... Down in ol' Virginny!! With my very best friends... We're singin', "RATZ are silly!!" Right, don't wait, let Left dispair!! Dip'n SKOAL, MUD don't have no cares!! Ol' Slim's Rockin' Cave...VOTE MUD fer Mayor!! ;)
Hear our sounds, feel our joy... MUDZ beatin Limbaugh to the green!! That's MUDZ belief... The TRUTH is, "BIDEN LIES!!" Church Hill's MUDZ dream to Right!! Every day that remains, fight the GoodFight!!
Folks, Mudboy's home again... Down in ol' Virginny...
With my very best friends... We're singin', "RATZ are silly!!" Gonna be nice just t'see good folks... Listen, my friends...GanjahBarry SMOKES!! Ol' Slim's Rockin' Cave knows life ain't fair!!
Right must heed Founders, "Save Liberty!!" Still, you know where MUD wantsta be... YO Barry, can't you dig MUDZ sound?! Down In Old Virginny... Gotta git our Country's feet back on the ground!! Power DEVOLVED to many... And I'd love to see my very best friends... We'll rock Dem Lib'rals silly!! I believe MUDZ Rockin' Cave's taught me...
Mudboy Slim (28 February 2010)...)8^D!!
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Lies of a Traitor!!" (To be sung to the Box Tops' "Cry Like a Baby")
When I think about the TREASON RATZ aided... JOEZ lies're outrageous!! Left-Wing Media is drivin' me crazy... My ire's contagious!! Well, Slick knows now that interns ain't playthings... But TraitorJOEZ got Dem Marxists on their knees!!
As I look back on Reagan's Legacy... Our Country, Dutch saved it!! He won the Cold War...a War 'gainst Eeee-vil... That's why DemRATZ hate him!! Swamp thinks that Truth is just rel'tive... Lyin' Boy, JOEZ a puppet for Beijing!!!
Today, we'll take on DeeCee... DemRATZ just cheat and lie!! Ol' JOE'll just fall at our feet... And then Press'll begin to cry...
Well, when I think about the whuppin' we'll give JOE... He'll cry like a baby!! [Cry like a baby...*] Livin' in Prison will drive DemRATZ crazy... They'll cry like a baby!! [Cry like a baby...*]
Well, Left knows that we're onto RATZ "Sting"... JOEZ spyin' fer Beijing!! [Just like a li'l Commie traitor!*] Oh, when JOE looks back from his prison cell, wow... JOE lies like a Traitor!! [Just like a li'l Marxist TRAITOR!*] Everyone needs to help us FReep... Speak TRUTH to the Traitor!! [JOEZ a Chi-Com Agent!*] Let RATZ feel the Power of FReep... JOE'll cry like a baby!! [JOEZ justa Traitor!!*]
[*FReeperGal Chorus]
Sing it, Ladies...MUD
337 posted on 2/15/2003, 8:09:15 AM by Mudboy Slim (America, Bless GOD...'cuz He's ALWAYS Blessed US!!)
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"CURRENT COMMUNIST GOALS: 1. U.S. acceptance of coexistence as the only alternative to atomic war. 2. U.S. willingness to capitulate in preference to engaging in atomic war. 3. Develop the illusion that total disarmament [by] the United States would be a demonstration of moral strength. 4. Permit free trade between all nations regardless of Communist affiliation and regardless of whether or not items could be used for war. 5. Extension of long-term loans to Russia and Soviet satellites. 6. Provide American aid to all nations regardless of Communist domination. 7. Grant recognition of Red China. Admission of Red China to the U.N. 8. Set up East and West Germany as separate states in spite of Khrushchev's promise in 1955 to settle the German question by free elections under supervision of the U.N. 9. Prolong the conferences to ban atomic tests because the United States has agreed to suspend tests as long as negotiations are in progress. 10. Allow all Soviet satellites individual representation in the U.N. 11. Promote the U.N. as the only hope for mankind. If its charter is rewritten, demand that it be set up as a one-world government with its own independent armed forces. (Some Communist leaders believe the world can be taken over as easily by the U.N. as by Moscow. Sometimes these two centers compete with each other as they are now doing in the Congo.) 12. Resist any attempt to outlaw the Communist Party. 13. Do away with all loyalty oaths. 14. Continue giving Russia access to the U.S. Patent Office. 15. Capture one or both of the political parties in the United States. [The DemonRATZ and the RINOZ!!] 16. Use technical decisions of the courts to weaken basic American institutions by claiming their activities violate civil rights. 17. Get control of the schools. Use them as transmission belts for socialism and current Communist propaganda. Soften the curriculum. Get control of teachers' associations. Put the party line in textbooks. 18. Gain control of all student newspapers. 19. Use student riots to foment public protests against programs or organizations which are under Communist attack. 20. Infiltrate the press. Get control of book-review assignments, editorial writing, policymaking positions. 21. Gain control of key positions in radio, TV, and motion pictures. 22. Continue discrediting American culture by degrading all forms of artistic expression. An American Communist cell was told to "eliminate all good sculpture from parks and buildings, substitute shapeless, awkward and meaningless forms." 23. Control art critics and directors of art museums. "Our plan is to promote ugliness, repulsive, meaningless art." 24. Eliminate all laws governing obscenity by calling them "censorship" and a violation of free speech and free press. 25. Break down cultural standards of morality by promoting pornography and obscenity in books, magazines, motion pictures, radio, and TV. 26. Present homosexuality, degeneracy and promiscuity as "normal, natural, healthy." 27. Infiltrate the churches and replace revealed religion with "social" religion. Discredit the Bible and emphasize the need for intellectual maturity which does not need a "religious crutch." 28. Eliminate prayer or any phase of religious expression in the schools on the ground that it violates the principle of "separation of church and state." 29. Discredit the American Constitution by calling it inadequate, old- fashioned, out of step with modern needs, a hindrance to cooperation between nations on a worldwide basis. 30. Discredit the American Founding Fathers. Present them as selfish aristocrats who had no concern for the "common man." 31. Belittle all forms of American culture and discourage the teaching of American history on the ground that it was only a minor part of the "big picture." Give more emphasis to Russian history since the Communists took over. 32. Support any socialist movement to give centralized control over any part of the culture--education, social agencies, welfare programs, mental health clinics, etc. 33. Eliminate all laws or procedures which interfere with the operation of the Communist apparatus. 34. Eliminate the House Committee on Un-American Activities.
FWIW...perhaps America needs to RE-ESTABLISH the House Committee on Un- American Activities!!
35. Discredit and eventually dismantle the FBI. 36. Infiltrate and gain control of more unions. 37. Infiltrate and gain control of big business. 38. Transfer some of the powers of arrest from the police to social agencies. Treat all behavioral problems as psychiatric disorders which no one but psychiatrists can understand [or treat]. 39. Dominate the psychiatric profession and use mental health laws as a means of gaining coercive control over those who oppose Communist goals. 40. Discredit the family as an institution. Encourage promiscuity and easy divorce. 41. Emphasize the need to raise children away from the negative influence of parents. Attribute prejudices, mental blocks and retarding of children to suppressive influence of parents. 42. Create the impression that violence and insurrection are legitimate aspects of the American tradition; that students and special-interest groups should rise up and use ["]united force["] to solve economic, political or social problems. 43. Overthrow all colonial governments before native populations are ready for self-government. 44. Internationalize the Panama Canal. 45. Repeal the Connally reservation so the United States cannot prevent the World Court from seizing jurisdiction [over domestic problems. Give the World Court jurisdiction] over nations and individuals alike."
The Commie DemocRATZ have accomplished much of their Agenda but America is striking back with a vengenace now...that's why the RATZ and the FrenchSurrenderists and the NaziKrauts are worried...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#1347. To: backhoe, conservativemusician, BOBTHENAILER, Formerly Brainwashed Democrat, sultan88, jla, dead (#1343)
"Walk On The VILE Side!!" (To be sung to Lou Reed's "Walk On the Wild Side")
Willie came from Little Rock, A-R-K... Politicked his way across the U-S-A. RAPED some women on the way... Killed his "friends" 'cuz he was the Prez - Slick said: "Hey Knaves, take a walk on the Vile Side!!" Said "Hey Country, take a walk on the Vile Side!!"
John Huang came from Beijing in Red China. In Slick's White House, Illegal Funds he laundered!! But Huang never lost the Prez... 'Cuz Slick's TREASON required bread - Huang said... "Hey Bill, sell yer NUKES to the Chi-Coms!!" Said, "Hey Willie, Sell the Rope to hang yer side!!" And Left's MedyuhShills go, doo dodoo (7x on F C)
Tobackky Al never once gave it away, Chi-Com monks hadta pay and pay!! Corruption here fer some TREASON there... Clinton's White House is the place where they said: "Hey kids, take a walk on the VileSide!!" Said "Waco kids, we'll send tanks to make YOU FRY!!"
BourbonBirch Teddy picked up Mary Jo... Looking for some lovin' from his two-bit HO!! Drove into the Chappaquiddick, drowned his date then split the scene - Ted said: "Hey Bobby, Kennedy's can't commit crimes..." Said, "Hey Jack, DemonRATZ...Ain't We ALL Vile?!!"
HildaBeast's just fading away, Thought she was VeePee in her day. Lib'ral Wretch, she covets cash, Prison's where RAT BI+C#'ll breathe her last - she said: "Hey Hubbell, thanks fer sirin' my only child!!" MUD Said, "NooYawkers, Don't Y'all Got Any Pride?!" And the DemocRATZ go, doo dodoo (7x on F C)
Mudboy Slim...first FReeped 20 July 1997 (re-FReeped 18 February 2003)
Regards...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Roll Up to DeeCee!!" (To be sung to Kid Rock's "Run Off To LA")
One...two...one two three four.......yeah-eah-eah...hmmm um... This here is a MUDsong fer the RINO crew!! It's fer the folks congregatin' in private to ZOT you!! It's fer the RINO-MOD, anti- Right MilquetoastMan... And the Finest women who care...I know you'll make a stand!! Ohh oh...
Why don't you roll up to DeeCee and join our fight?!! Come and help Raoul the Doctor and Bill[F] spread our message of Right!! BufordP's my FRiend...help Angelwood out. Our thirst fer Justice ain't quenched...so we'll FReep against RINO Power!! FReep OUT!!
We gotta cut Big Guv'ment now...time's a'wastin'!! Folks, Left's all confused 'cuz the Sheeple Right's liberatin'...yeah!! Dem Lib'rals won't admit it, but more FReedom is Right!! Gotta plan this trip...we'll erase Left's stain with Righteous might!! Oh yeah...
It's a Culture War, Nation...reject Left's Medyuh spin!! We're raisin' some hell...FReepin's the key to why we're gonna win, folks!! Right thinks...Right knows...we ain't mean...we're gonna stalk RAT- scum... ModSquad, y'all got problems!! RINOZ, ewe suck!! You ain't Right!! Fight the Media spin 'til they admit Truth!! Right shall FReep RATZ WHORE'd!! Righteous Right thinks its time we started FReepin' RATZ out the door!! Dem socialists, they dream they'll win the Fight... But RATZ ain't $#!+...must erase Slick's stain 'cuz Right is Right!! Oh yeah...
We gotta slash Big Guv'ment NOW...time's a'wastin'...Yeah!! Folks, Left's all confused 'cuz the Sheeple Right's liberatin'...good God!! Dem RINOZ won't admit it, but more FReedom is Right!! Condemn RATZ fem'nist NAGS...we'll erase RATZ stain with Righteous might!! Oh-oh...oh-oh...
Why don't y'all roll up to DeeCee...with Kristinn, fight!! Takoma, she's grillin' out...TrueBlackMan is sooo Right...yeah!! 'Cuz our liberties are God-given rights!! Our liberties are ours...and fer them we shall fight!! Um hmmm... MODS are all myst'ry folks who blame the Right who know Fear's Left's Bane!! But Mudboy's stalkin Dem RINOZ...next, UncleShag's gonna sang!! RATZ heathen folks we'll FReep from Power 'cuz FReedom's Right... "Gotta plan," said Slim, "we're gonna devolve Power 'cuz it's Right!! Oh yeah yea!!"
Why don't you come up to DeeCee? Why won't you defend Liberty?! NooYawkers, roll down to DeeCee!! Virginians, come up, then you'll see!! WestCoasters, join us fer our FReep!! We're gonna FReep 'cuz we are FRee!! LPosters, join us in DeeCee!! FUers, help fight fer the FRee!! Why don't y'all roll up to DeeCee?! Come help us fight fer Liberty!!
Mudboy Slim (5/6/2005)
BTW...Views: 25000
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"American Lib'ral" (To be sung to the Guess Who's "American Woman")
Unnhhh!!!
American Lib'rals, stay away from me-ee! Socialist Left, Big Brother...let me be-ee! Don't come a'pimpin' RATZ Federal WHORE'd, Don't want you to regulate no more! I got more important things to do... Than waste my time hatin' life with you! "NOW Lib'ral," I said, "Stay away-ay!! DemocRAT Jacka$$, listen what I say-ay-ay!!"
American Lib'rals, get away from me-ee! Enviro-Whackos...Algore huggin' tree-ees... Don't come a'bitchin' around my store... Ain't gonna fund your Programs no more... Public Ed can stupidify, But Rush's Right don't believe their LIES! "NOW WOMYN," I said, "Go away-ay! Feminist NAZIS...listen what I say-ay-ay-ay!!"
American Lib'ral, said get away-ay! Hell'ry Rodham, listen what I say-ay! Don't come a'stealin' the bread from my chores... Ain't gonna fund your "art" no more... We don't need RATZ welfare schemes... We don't need your class enmity! Left-Wing Press ignores JOEZ lies... The Right will just convict his spies!! GO Brandon, time for you to flee-eee!! American Sheeple...when will you see?!!
GO!! Gotta hound away, gotta pound away, don't take no more! We're gonna nail ya, Marxists! Gonna IMPEACH ya, Biden! Bye-bye-eye, Bye-bye-eye, Bye-bye-eye, Bye-bye-eye! You're no good, DeeCee! We're not fooled by you!! Gotta look RATZ right in the eye, Tell'im what JOEZ gotta do, "Ya know ya gotta leave...ya know ya gotta go!" JOE RESIGNS by Christmas Eve, or how 'bout tomorrow?! RATZ, y'all gotta leave-eve!!
Goodbye, President Biden...Goodbye, ewe Socialist twits!!
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 07/25/1999 20:06:19 PDT by Mudboy Slim
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#1353. To: ashrad, Corin Stormhands, Twodees, Coop, cogitator (#1351)
"Things Goin' On!!" (To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Things Goin' On")
Well, have you seen that Marxist in the White House? Has you ever seen so Vile a Bloke?! Well, if you don't know what I mean...SHEEPLE, Wake FRom Yer Dream!!! 'Cuz there's things goin' on that you should know... Heads'll roll...
(Dr. MonDremo ticklin' the ivories...white boy funky-like...YEE- HAWWWW!!)
Too many Lies been told to OUR Country... Too much Money RATZ greedily consume!! Well, until folks make it Right, we'll see Left NEVER Sleeps from fright... 'Cuz we're gonna make some changes and do it soon! Do it now...do it to it...
(More keyboards and DiscoDave on Lead Guitar)
Oooh...gonna IMPEACH JOEZ Lyin' Butt by Christmas...NEXT YEAR!!!
Well, Dem Lib'rals they love JOE Biden...Good Lord, have Mercy! They gonna ruin US all by and by... Folks, MUDZ Tellin' Y'all Be Wise, 'cuz Mediaz hidin' JOEZ Chinese Spies, While Hunter Smokes his crack and just gets high!
Now I'm talkin' at'cha, PUNK!! We're gonna send you and Left's Evil Klan a'packin'... All good Patriots say, "RATZ Gotta Go!!" Well, if you don't know what I mean, Let me stand up and scream, "Y'ALL BE IN PRISON NEXT YEAR, YOU CHI-COM HO'S!!" Well, if you think we're being Mean, Let me Stand and Repeat... "Let's IMPEACH TraitorJOE TO SAVE OUR COUNTRY! Do it...INDICT the PUNK...then We'll CONVICT the Sleazy BA$$turd!!!"
Crazy things goin' on...
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 08/17/1999 13:13:16 PDT by Mudboy Slim
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Oh my name it is nothin' My age it means less The country I come from Is called the Midwest I's taught and brought up there The laws to abide And that land that I live in Has God on its side.
Oh the history books tell it They tell it so well The cavalries charged The Indians fell The cavalries charged The Indians died Oh the country was young With God on its side.
Oh the Spanish-American War had its day And the Civil War too Was soon laid away And the names of the heroes I's made to memorize With guns in their hands And God on their side.
Oh the First World War, boys It closed out its fate The reason for fighting I never got straight But I learned to accept it Accept it with pride For you don't count the dead When God's on your side.
When the Second World War Came to an end We forgave the Germans And we were friends Though they murdered six million In the ovens they fried The Germans now too Have God on their side.
I've learned to hate Russians All through my whole life If another war starts It's them we must fight To hate them and fear them To run and to hide And accept it all bravely With God on my side.
But now we got weapons Of the chemical dust If fire them we're forced to Then fire them we must One push of the button And a shot the world wide And you never ask questions When God's on your side.
In a many dark hour I've been thinkin' about this That Jesus Christ Was betrayed by a kiss But I can't think for you You'll have to decide Whether Judas Iscariot Had God on his side.
So now as I'm leavin' I'm weary as Hell The confusion I'm feelin' Ain't no tongue can tell The words fill my head And fall to the floor If God's on our side He'll stop the next war.
Pre...MUD
738 posted on 3/11/2003, 9:46:37 PM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Simple Man" (To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Simple Man")
I ain't nuthin' but a simple man...Left calls me a redneck, reckon that I am... But there's things goin' on make me mad down to the core! I gotta work like a Dawg...I'm enslaved to DeeCee... Where crooked politicians sell our Nukes to Chinese, And I'm madder than Hell and I ain't gonna take it no more! Reagan told our kids to, "Just Say No!" But then Ol' Slick Willie jokes, "Let's have another toke!" Tells us 'bout his briefs, then laughs while his intern goes down. Well, if I had my way with this Apostle From Hope, I'd take a big tall tree and a short piece of rope, I'd hang 'im up high and let 'im swing 'til the Leftists Cow'r!!!
Well, you know what's wrong with the world today, People done gone thrown their values away, They livin' by the "Law of Slick Willie" not the "Law of the Land." Well, the Good Book says it so I need no more proof... "A Lie's Still a Lie and The Truth's Still The Truth." Bill better watch what he's sayin', Law's closin' in on him, Can't EWE Sheeple see it?! Slick's a Felon, Men!!!
Now I'm the kinda man who wouldn't harm a mouse, But if I ketch somebody breakin' in MUDZ House, I gotta full-blown ars'nal waitin' on the other side! So don't go a pushin' me against my will, I don't wanna fight ya but I durn sure will, So if you don't want trouble you better just pass me on by! Becuz as far as I'm concerned There Ain't No Excuse, For Slick's Rapin', Mad Bombin', and Power Abuse, But I gotta way to put an end to all that madness... We'll just put them Lib'rals back on the Boat, Send 'em all First-class and make sure that it floats, Send 'em all 'round the world and leave 'em wherever they like best!
Well, you know what's wrong with the world today, People done gone put their Bibles away... They livin' by the "Law of Dem Marxists" not the "Law of the Land." Well, the Good Book says it, so I need no more proof, A Lie's still a Lie and The Truth's Still The Truth!! Bill better watch what he's sayin', Right's closin' in on him... Right's Hell-Bent on Justice...SLICK'S A TRAITOR, MEN!!
Bill, watch where you're goin', Slim's just around the bend... Mudboy's bent on Justice, Yer Butt's Hist'ry, Man!!
SlixMYbitch...MUD
101 posted on 3/19/2003, 3:11:40 PM by Mudboy Slim ("Soddom...Yer PyrotechnicPalacePizza!!!")
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#1359. To: conservativemusician, Landru, goldilucky, KLT, Ragtime Cowgirl, Taxman, stand watie, philman_36 (#1357)
Ready to ROCK?!!
"I Want You/We'll Git You!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "I Want You")
You're guilty 'cuz yer minions spied... Your feckless Sycophants, they lied... Yer feeble saxophone says WE...MUST DETHRONE YOU!! You'll go to Hell 'cuz yer a WHORE... Good folks curse your face with scorn... BOY, YOU SHANT GO FREE, so help me Lord...we'll get you!!
While weak-kneed politicians sleep... The Left-Wing Med'yuh luvs ya, creep... But Patriots continue to FReep...Jail waits fer you!! 'Cuz the Lord is King and He is Just... In prison, BOY, you will end up... Yer apologists' will soon fess up...We'll sing fer TRUTH!! I want you...I want you...Slick, I want you...sooo bad!! Willie, we'll git you...
Boy, while phat interns may go down... True love, you've been without it!! Yeah, them Socialist Whores...you they'd crown... Can they stop us?! I DOUBT IT!! Slick, children burned in yer Waco Raid... And Elian, he shouldda stayed... Reno's Justice it ain't...her soul will BURN!!
Slick, yer just a FREAK... Now, yer tramplin' our Liberties... But this here's the Land of the FRee... RATZ World we shall...SHATTER!!!
Bill, you SOLD OUT to them Ol' Chinese coots... Who choke the FRee with their jackboots... Yer Evilness seems so kewl to them...TYRANTS!! Boy, we'll git you becuz you lied... Becuz you took us fer a ride... And becuz RIGHT is on our side...becuz I... I want you...I want you...Slick, I want you...soooo bad!! Willie, we'll git you...
(Harp jammin' to fade)
Sincerely...MUD
376 posted on 3/24/2003, 4:38:04 PM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Left's Weak...We're Strong!!" (To be sung to Gov't Mule's "So Weak, So Strong")
Left's weak, we're strong...nothing's forever in Left's Universe!! Promise comfort, bring more pain...Left's weak, we're strong!!
DemFreaks are wrong...spendin' $Trillions feedin' Power-Lust!! Find yer courage or all hope is lost...Left's weak, we're strong!!
Brave men died defending mud...she "endured" seventeen!! GlennBeck cries...I've seen his spirit blaze away... Ignore RATZ LIES, my friends!! Ahhh...ahhh-ahh-ahh...
Left's weak, we're strong...there's only one God in this Universe!! RATZ bring darkness...Truth is Right!! Left's weak, Left's wrong!!
(The BigMan freakin' it on guitar...)
Barry LIES...ALL RATZ are stained!! She "endured" seventeen!! NooYawkSlimes LIES to their readers ev'ry day... DESPISE, my friends!! Ahhh...ahhh-ahh-ahh... Ahhh...ahhh-ahh-ahh...
Left's weak, Left's wrong...Obama really LOATHES our Liberty!! Bold lives without Him's what I seek...Left's weak, MUD's strong!! Left's weak, we're strong!! There's one Messiah in OUR Universe...
(MUD takin' it home on bongos...)
Mudboy Slim (17 May 2010)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Thunderous Thighs!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Faraway Eyes")
I wuz drivin' home, early Sunday mornin', thru DeeCeeVille... List'nin' to Ol' Mick Jagger on the AM radio station... And the DeeJay said, "You know you always got the Left by your side!" And I wuz so pleased to be informed of this... That I drove thru Slick's Whore House with my four-wheel!! Thank ya, Clinton!! Thank ya, Gore!!
Slick had an arrangement to meet a girl... Another intern date... But Bill thought by the time he got there... She'd be off, she'd be doin' the nearest Senator she could find!! Much to his surprise, there she wuz...pickin' at her thong-wear... Big Mo' Lewinsky, blue beret on her head... Justa girl...with thunderous thighs!!
So if Ol' Hell'ry won't suck... 'Cuz the First Beach don't do guys... Find a girl with thunderous thighs!! And if you're horny and dusty... 'Cuz your wife don't do the jam... Getta girl with thunderous thighs!! Well...
Well, the Lib'rals keep right on sayin'... That all you need to do is send more tax money to the... "Sacred" DeeCee WHORE'd of Guv'ment... Located somewhere in downtown District of Columbia!!
But next week, they'll play my songs on the ray-dee-oh... And all Right's dreams shall come true!! Marx Is Dead!! Then next week, Lord, hear our prayers... Hear me, world...folks, you know what kinda lies Slick spouts... But I'll tell ya...
So now Slick's down on his luck... 'Cuz Ol' Hell'ry don't do guys... Hired a girl...with thunderous thighs!! Now, if you're downright disgusted... And you're tired of RATZ scams... Hire a girl to prove that Slick lies! Yes, now Bill's down on his luck... In jail, Ol' Slick'll soon reside... He'll be the "girl" with pasty white thighs!!
Mudboy Slim
97 Posted on 09/29/2000 08:37:21 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
At home, whackin' willard o'er vanities...Ol' Slick's new "job." Yellow-bellied SCUM!! Bill Loathes the Military. (That's ME!!) Children slayed by tools of Butch Reno!! Medyuh didn't give attention...ohhh, to the fact that Bubba didn't care!! King Osama bil Clinton Fooled RATZ WHORE'd!!
Tyranny Woke and RATZ Shall Pay!!! McAuliffe Broke Laws...Indict Today!!
Clearly, Slick remembers...sickenin' mudboy. Seems that intern sure could suck... Oooh...but Slick Unleashed a Lion!!! JimRob FReeped and Limbaugh's Legions Craved Justice!! How could we "forget?"!! 'Cuz Slick's hit US with his evil best!! My jaw ain't hurting, Slick's wide open. Just like the day...like the day we learn'd.... Daddies shouldn't give affection (NO!!) to interns the same age as Chelsea-dear. Queen HildaBeeest the Wicked rules Slick's World.
"Patriots HOO're Free!!" (To be sung to Don Williams' "Good Ol' Boys Like Me")
When I was a kid, both my parents would fill up my head... With the hist'ry of Dover, Kansas, where both had lived. Then Granny came in to teach her little man... "Small guv'ment is best and Ron Reagan is TheMan!!" Gip talked about honor and Truths we should know... Country staggered a little when Carter ran the show!!
I can still hear the vile, Lib'ral spin on Network TeeVee... But that Limbaugh dude, he's fightin' 'gainst Tyranny... Stand fer Liberty!! I guess we're all gonna be what we're gonna be... So what'll RATZ do with Patriots HOO're Free?!
Left loves Statist Power..it ain't Right..RATZ WHORE'd spins US!! But we ain't afraid to tread Washington mud..Right's Just Cause!! Press sells Left's disasters..Truth's RATZ Tragedy!! Glenn Beck and El Rushbo EXPOSE TYRANNY!! Righteous fight against BarryO..fight Left's dread... Sean Hannity hollerin', "Marx is DEAD!!"
I can still see ol' Dutch Reagan's grin each time we VOTE FREE!! And that Limbaugh dude, he's fightin' 'gainst Tyranny... Stand fer Liberty!! I guess we're all gonna be what we're gonna be... So what'll RATZ do with Patriots HOO're Free?!
Obama's a TOOL...Iran's got him whupped 'cuz BO's weak!! Media watched him praise himself just 'cuz RATZ promote Freaks!! The RightWing's smarter than most...trash Network News... Learned to IGNORE DemRATZ sellin' socialist views!! When MUD was eighteen, Lord, I hit the road... Folks, yer Freedoms oughtta matter...that much I know!!
You can still see the bought Network T'WITS sellin' LIES BO needs... But that Limbaugh dude, he's fightin' 'gainst Tyranny... Stand fer Liberty!! I guess we're all gonna be what we're gonna be... So what do RATZ do with Patriots HOO're Free?! Folks, all we can do is Vote fer Liberty!!
Mudboy Slim (12 July 2010)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Lib'rals!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Some Girls")
Lib'rals steal yer money...Lib'rals sold their souls!! Lib'rals just crave Power...o'er lives that ain't their own!! Lib'rals love their "Programs"...Lib'rals love to TAX!! Lib'rals, we give most our bread to...We won't ever git it back!!
Lib'rals they LOATHE Liberty...DemRATZ, they CRAVE POWER!! Lib'rals hide behind children...each time they beg fer MORE!!
So give'em all YER money...Do Just What Yer Told!! Left takes more'n half of what I own... But it's Right who's doin' the Chores!! BigGuv'ment takes yer money...Marxists Corrupt Yer Souls!! Lib'rals tax the shirt off yer back...and tell ya "You a selfish louse!!"
Lib'rals, they love JessieJay...Sharpton, they're UncleToms!! American Left wants everything in the World...They're all TAKE and Never GIVE!! Medyuh WHORE'd...They're ALL Sissies!! I can't stand 'em on TeeVee no mo'!! Sometimes I venture over to CNN fer just a look...but I end up barfin' in the stall!!
White RATZ, they're pretty funny...They think that 'Life's Soooo Sad!!' Black Libs...they just wanna blame the damned Right!! Self-reliance, they can't Stand!! Chi-Com Spies are so subtle...They got Slick on his knees!! But the Right knows 'bout what Left's cookin'...They're all Enemies of the FREE!! Give Libs all YER money...Give Libs all YER Gold!! Bought me a house outside the City...I'll educate MY kids in my Home!! Yeah...gonna VOTE Dem Marxists home...
LeftWing spreads manure...Lib'rals Are Corrupt!! Lib'rals warp their children...look at Chelsea, she's such a DUNCE!! Give Slick half YER money...we'll put Slick behind bars... Re-Impeach Left's Boy, I say...WE'll CONVICT the Left's Biggest Star...then Laugh!! Make Slick his cellmate's "honey"...make'im a Prison 'HO!! Let's CONVICT Left's Evil, FReepers...first step's to VOTE Conservative...Let's Roll!!
Mudboy Slim
615 posted on 09/23/2002 1:52 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Imagine!! (A Conservative Version)" (To be sung to John Lennon's "Imagine")
Imagine no bureaucracy, Marxism left to die; No damned IRS, a reigned-in FBI; Imagine all the sheeple...with increased take-home pay! Ah ha ah aahhh!
Imagine no more Waco's, no booted thugs to rue; No Clinton goons to lie for...religious freedom, too! Imagine all free people...no Village, just families. Yoo hoo ooo! You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope some day you'll join us, a FReeper's work is never done.
Imagine unbridled Capitalism, regulation on the wane; No need for greed or hunger, each spending what he's earned. Imagine all free people, the Left driven underground! Yoo hoo ooo! You may say I'm a dreamer, but this War it shall be won!! 'Cuz as an Ol' Gen-Xer, this next Century's ours to run!
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 05/09/2000 00:26:24 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#1374. To: BOBTHENAILER, MeeknMing, Ragtime Cowgirl, TEXOKIE, PhiKapMom (#1370)
"We're RAD...the Nation's Right!!" (To be sung to ZZ Top's "I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide")
Got Donald mowin' down RATZ HO's with a righteous zeal... We got Rush Limbaugh on attack...we're gonna make Slick Willie SQUEEEEEAL!! We're throwin' down NOW...DemRAT Marxists FEAR OUR Might... FReepers're laughin', (but) we ain't jokin'...Fer Justice We Shall Fight! Yes, we're RA-AD!! This Nation's Right... RATZ're SA-AD...Dem Minionz BITE!!
FReepin' 'gainst Dem lightweights and their BigGuv'mentPlans... Got Sean Hannity on Fox...got ClearChannel makin' stands. We Support Troops'n'Justice...Left's just Brain-Dead FOOLS!! They smokin' whacky weeds...Dem Minionz're Tyrants' Tools!! Welcome back!!! OUR Nation's Right!! Yeah, we're RA-AD!! Truth's Worth the Fight!!
(The BigMan givin' his guitar a workout)
Folks, Mudboy's grooovin' down the road in his pickup Ford, Gonna Indict TerryMac...we'll git our tax rates lowered. RATZ Love Chi-Com Slick...OUR Great Country Bill betrayed, Dem Marxists are in trouble 'cuz folks know RATZ Promote HATE!! Right's RA-AD...OUR Nation's Right!! RATZ're bad, bad, bad, bad, bad...JOE We'll INDICT!!
(Guitar jammin' to fade)
Mudboy Slim
886 posted on 04/25/2003 5:04 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim (DemocRATZ continue to Defend the Indefensibile and Assail the Unassailable!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"