Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:351362 Comments:4422
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
"Stranglehold!!" (To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold")
Here we come again, Joe Biden... We're gonna Impeach!! Media geeks got No SAY, RAT Traitors!! DemRATZ Gonna Git FReeped!! Slick, MUDZ been stalkin' you so long... EWE'll know Truth's here to stay!! Got EWE in a stranglehold, Willie... RINOZ, Git Outta OUR Way!!!
Slick, you married a bitch now, din'tcha?! What were YOU thinkin', you hound?! Soiled OUR House, You Villainous TRAITOR... Dig Syntaurz Righteous Sound!!! Folks, Yer Forefather's DIED fer you to be FRee... Socialism's sooooo passe'!! Got RATZ in a stranglehold now, Country... Let's DETHRONE RATZ TODAY!!!
(The BigMan kickin' it on guitar like only GONZO hisself can!!)
Patriots, we gotta Git JUSTICE!! Pubbies, it's time YOU said so!! The Sheeple think Right and Left are the same... They're CONFUSED...RATZ TREASON Shall Be Shown!!
Come on...FReepersUP!! Come on...FReepersUP!! Come on...Fight RATZ SCUM!! Come on...JOEZ A BUM!! Come on come on come on come on, Patriots!! Come on come on come on come on UP!! Come on come on come on come on, Nation!! Come on, Patriots, COME ON!!!
Leftist views are fer PhatCows!! DemLib'rals LUST Fer RAT-Power!! If Marxists get in our way, Biden... WE'll Whup y'all on a ROUT!!
Good Patriots they died to protect me... Yes, FReedom's Here To Stay!! Got RATZ in a Stranglehold, Country... Right's Gonna Whup Yer A$$!!!
(Gonzo Jammin' 'til we're done!!)
Heh heh heh...Joe Bidenz PREY...MUD
1 posted on 2/10/2003, 6:26:55 AM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Woodstock II" (The RightWing Version) (To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young's "Woodstock")
Well, I came upon a dude named Rush... He was talkin' about Left's 'Ho-oh-oh... And I asked him, "Tell me where we are goin'?!" Limbaugh told me...
Said, "We're goin' to the DeeCee Mall... Gonna join in The Patriots' Stand... Rebuild Reagan's Shinin' City on the Hill...yeah!!"
Right is starvin'...fer some Boldness... Let's IMPEACH...Senate shall CONVICT!! Folks, we must now DETHRONE Joe the BrainDead Tyrant!!!
Folks, show DemRATZ what Right is... Lib'rals shall recoil in FRight!! Yes, they'll cower from Lord's Justice... Waco's smolderin'... DemonRATZ're the Party of Fear!! Patriots, ain't it time we make Our Stand?! Just IGNORE RAT-Media Spin... Dem Marxist Whores ain't winnin'!!!
We're the Right-Wing...we're emboldened... We'll git JOE...you know it, too, Trump!! We shall then INDICT Clinton... CONVICT! IMPRISON!! By the time we got to Abe's spot... We were o'er One Million Strong... Poker Face cranked righteous songs... Whatta Celebration!!! Yes, we FReep because we love this Great Land... Takin' MY guns?! That won't fly... Demand Justice fer RATZ lies... Lord, Save Our Nation!!
Git Out, Marxists!! Yer time's OVER!! Yer payin' up fer yer Devil's Bargain!! 'Cuz we got to Drain the Swamp... REJECT Dem Mah-ah-ah-rxists!!
Mudboy Slim 20 September 2000
BTW...FReepers, please join US in DeeCee on the 1st of March 2003 in Washington, DeeCee for a wonderful day of patriotic speeches and music!!
Don't worry...about a thing... 'Cuz every little things gonna be alright.!! Don't worry...about Ol' Slick... I'm tellin' ya, "All we gotta do is FIGHT!!" Rise up 'gainst Tyranny... Smile as we FReep Clinton... Three little words..."RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT." Singin', "DETHRONE." MUDZ Ballads are quite sincere... FReepers, this is my message to you-ou-ooouu!!
RightWingers, don't worry...'bout TraitorJoe... 'Cuz this next election's gonna go all Right!! Trumpsterz, don't worry...(don't worry)...about RATZ HO's... All Dem Marxist Twits gonna fear OUR Might!! Stayed up 'til mornin'...welcomed the risin' sun... Three little words..."IMPEACH! CONVICT!" Croonin' "DETHRONE!"...MUDZ Ballads are Pure and True... Singin' "Justice's our message to you-ou-ooouu!!"
Don't worry...about the House... 'Cuz they're gonna IMPEACH on a cool Spring night...(I Promise...) Singin' "Don't worry 'bout the Senate... 'Cuz Mississippi Trent's gonna hold a Trial...(we'll CONVICT!!) Don't worry...about the Press... 'Cuz all RATZ Marxist Lies gonna be ignored...(can't touch our 'Net!!) Don't worry...about the Left... 'Cuz all Dem DeeCee COWARDS gonna fold, not fight!! Sheeple, don't worry...
(Fade to finish)
Stay happy, mon...MUD
47 Posted on 09/07/2000 17:41:26 PDT by Mudboy Slim (MUDmarley.com)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Black is Back!!" (To be sung to Los Bravos' "Black Is Black")
Black is back... I want my Nation back. We say, "Let's pray." Guv'ment, go away!! Oh-oh, what can we do?? 'Cuz I-I-I-I-I, I'm feelin' blue.
If Left has its way, Freedoms stripped away. Big Guv'ment's not Right... Reject the Network spin-in-in... Oh-oh, what can we do?!! 'Cuz I-I-I-I-I, I'm feelin' blue.
[We] gotta choose... Freedom's much to lose!! Marxists are wrong... Why would we give up liberty?! What did Right do wrong?!
Bad is bad, Dem Marxists are so sad. Let's fight fer Right... Let us find peace of mind. Oh oh. what can I do?! 'Cuz I-I-I-I-I, I'm feelin' blue.
[We] gotta choose... Freedom's much to lose!! Marxists are wrong... Why would we give up liberty?! What did Right do wrong?!
Black is back... Right wants OUR Nation back. It's gray, it's gray, More taxes ain't The Way!! Oh-oh, what can we do?! Guess I-I-I-I-I, I'll sing my tunes... Guess I-I-I-I-I, I'll sing my tunes...
Mudboy Slim (22 November 2008)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Right's 'Bout HONOR!!" (To be sung to Jewel's "Life Uncommon")
Don't worry Gran'ma...we'll be alright... And don't worry brothers, say your prayers and sleep tight!! And it'll be fine, sweet wife of mine...MUD'll be just fine!
Lend your voices only to Songs of FReedom!!! No Longer Bend Right's Strength fer that which We Wish to be FRee FRom!! Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery... And ALL shall learn...the Right's 'bout HONOR!!
We've heard Left's anguish... I've heard RATZ "hearts" whine out!! Right is tired...yes, We're weary, but We Aren't Worn Out!!! Set down your chains...'til only Faith remains... Set down RATZ chains!!!
And lend your voices only to Songs of FReedom... No longer lend your Strength to that which you wish to be FRee from... Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery... And We Shall Build...a World worth Hon'rin'!!
There are plenty of Sheeple who Pray fer Peace... But if praying were enough our dreams wouldda come to be. RATZ Programs Enslave and Numb!! Folks, the Heavens shall hush themselves to hear... Our voices ring out clear...with Songs of FReedom... Songs of FReedom!!
Come on, you Lurkin' Patriots...join in and come play!! There is a Good Army coming and we are Armed with Faith... To Live...We SHALL Give...Justice!!
So lend your voices only to Songs of FReedom!! No longer lend our Strength to that which we wish to be FRee from... Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...and Right shall lead... Lend our voices only to Songs of FReedom!! No longer lend our strength to that which we wish to be FRee from... Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery... And Right Shall Prove That Truth's Worth Hon'rin'!!
FReegards...MUD
52 posted on 11/16/2001 4:15 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
78 posted on 3/4/2003, 10:01:45 AM by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."KorruptKlintonKlan DemonRATS LOVE Terrorists!!")
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Letters to the Editor Richmond Times-Dispatch Box 85333 Richmond, VA 23293 Attn.: Mr. Ross Mackenzie
Re: "What Happened To All The Good Protest Songs?"
Editor, Times-Dispatch:
To quote the Honorable Robert H. Bork, "The [1968 Left-Wing] radicals, expecting stern opposition, were astounded by, and contemptuous of, the universities' rapid surrender. They learned that ours is a soft culture with a bad conscience; MORAL INTIMIDATION WORKS! (emphasis mine)" The Radical Left/Liberal Movement has arrogantly, yet disingenuously, assumed the mantle of moral superiority, and good patriotic Americans have been meekly kowtowing to their paternalistic demands for the last 35 years!
Historians will validate that the 1992 Presidential Election will prove to be the Left's most glorious triumph, as an unabashedly sexually- deviant, draft-dodging, morally-repugnant, pot-smoking fiend assumed the most powerful political office on earth. However, Bill Clinton and his Vile Administration, so utterly lacking in basic character and moral underpinnings, will prove to be the Left's Waterloo, as Slick Willie dramatically exposes the hypocrisy of the Liberal Lie to ever-increasing numbers of American voters. The Democrats have already lost both Houses of Congress and over a dozen Statehouses, long-time Democrats have abandoned the Party in droves, and Conservatives/Libertarians have been emboldened to act with a passion reminiscent of Liberals from a bygone era. All we are missing now are a few good old-fashioned Right-Wing protest songs...
Thank you, Slick Willie! Lib'ral DemonRATS, bending over backwards in defense of your corrupt Presidency, have abandoned all claims on moral superiority, exposing the Effete Elite as the self-serving PowerMongers they have been all along! And the best is yet to come...for those Democrats who hold too long to the Clinton line, we will witness historic Republican gains come November 00. Then, we get to go after Ol' Billzabubba with Impeachment II!! With all due respect, Mr. President, you're soon to be yesterday's news!!
Quite Sincerely,
Mudboy Slim
BTW...FReep On, my righteous brothers and sisters...MUD
1 Posted on 08/19/1999 13:25:58 PDT by Mudboy Slim
Too much fun...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Just heard the RAT-MEDIA reference "The White House Monkey-POX Response Team" ...roflmao!!
Somebody out there needs to find an old Ghostbusters promo pic and replace the faces with those of TraitorJoe, Ol' KamelToez, Nasty Skank Nancy, and Pete the BootyJudge...lol!! I can forsee a lotta DeeCeeRATZ volunteering to hang out undercover in those places where Monkey-POX is shared amongst strangers.
WTF?!
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Trump's Promise!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "The Promise")
Sultan's workin' fer Victory...the BigMan works downtown... CM works in a rock and roll band, Lookin' for that diff'rence-makin' sound!! We've gotta li'l job up in DeeCeeTowne... We're Right, THAT I know!! Some nights, I FReep with Black's judges...some nights, I write songs... We'll follow our dreams just like DemRATZ do way up on TeeVee!! We'll Whup RATZ Challengers 'til Left's Benign... Screw Dem Sosh'lists' and DemocRATZ Freaks!! Lib'rals' Promises' been broken... DemRATZ ain't gonna kill MUDZ Dreams!!
Folks, we won't haveta challenge Left by ourselves... Righteous folks got somethin' that we'll embolden!! I lived a secret...I should'a kept to myself!! But I got drunk one night and I smoked it... All our lives, WE Fight Fer Right... The Fight that Mankind must ALWAYS Win!! Every day, it just seems hard to believe... Dem LIES RATZ're believing in!! Lib'rals're DO-O- OLTS!!! Yo, Patriots, WE are so Right!! BIDENZ a HO-O-O!! TraitorJOEZ Lyin' and RATZ Righteous Shall Smite!!
Right won big once off the Normandy coast... But somehow FRench forgot our loss!! It's TIME Right fights like we wuz makin' up fer broken spirits... Of all the liberties we've lost!! Lib'rals' promises been broken...RATZ Defend TREASON!! BigGuv'ment steals something from down in your soul!! Fight when the TRUTH is spoken and DemRATZ cry, "NO JUSTICE!!" Something in OUR Heart Grows Bold!! We'll Defend OUR Kids from Dem Sosh'list RATZ... WHUP the HollyWeirdo WHORE'd!! 'Cuz when Demz DeeCeeSwamp is drained...We'll Defend Our Righteous Home!! FReepin' Fer the Soldiers Who Liberated Iraq!! Marxists are DO-O-OLTS!!...RATZ loathe OUR Country and WeThePeople!! BIDENZ a JO-O-OKE!! BrainDead SPY for his Chi-Com Keepers!! DeeCee is BRO-O-OKE!! DemRAT FELONZ never EVER PAY!! DeeCeez soo WO-O-OKE!! We are gonna win this Fall and throw DemRATZ away!!
Mudboy Slim
YO!! EVERYBODY!!! Y'all are invited to the Richmond Rally FER America at the Innsbruck Pavilion in scenic Henrico Country, Just West of Richmond on I-64...come out and join US on Sunday, 23 March 2003 (1-3 EST)... BE THERE or BE SQUARE!!
FReegards...MUD
1 posted on 3/19/2003, 12:06:11 AM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#1092. To: Cyber-Band, Liz, sultan88, FreeTheHostages, Landru, FBD, conservativemusician (#1090)
"LawBreaker!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones "Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo (Heartbreaker)")
US FReepers done nailed Slick Willie... We've chased Algore 'cuz he's a DORK!! Usin' McAwful, Chairman of the DNC... Right'll make Osama Bill's cellmate bark!!
Each vacuous Lib'ral is our FReepin' goal, y'all... Tell 'em, "Bring it to JimRob's Forum!!" RATZ LIE!!...JOE ain't $#!+...yer MUDZ gallery... Dem Marxists said, "MUD has no chance...no chance!!"
LawBreakers...LawBreakers... You know our Rage shan't be denied!! LawBreakers...StainMakers... Fight Dem Marxists' Ignorant Desires!!!
#1094. To: conservativemusician, Landru, goldilucky, KLT, Ragtime Cowgirl, Taxman, stand watie, philman_36 (#1092)
Ready to ROCK?!!
"I Want You (We'll Git You)" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "I Want You")
You're guilty 'cuz yer minions spied... Your feckless Sycophants, they lied... Yer feeble saxophone says WE...MUST DETHRONE YOU!! You'll go to Hell 'cuz yer a WHORE... Good folks curse your face with scorn... BOY, YOU SHANT GO FREE, so help me Lord...we'll get you!!
While weak-kneed politicians sleep... The Left-Wing Med'yuh luvs ya, creep... But Patriots continue to FReep...Jail waits fer you!! 'Cuz the Lord is King and He is Just... In prison, BOY, you will end up... Yer apologists' will soon fess up...We'll sing fer TRUTH!! I want you...I want you...Slick, I want you...sooo bad!! Willie, we'll git you...
Boy, while phat interns may go down... True love, you've been without it!! Yeah, Dem Socialist Whores...you they'd crown... Can they stop US?! I DOUBT IT!! Slick, children burned in yer Waco Raid... And Elian, he shouldda stayed... Reno's Justice it ain't...her soul will BURN!!
Slick, yer just a FREAK... Now, yer tramplin' our Liberties... But this here's the Land of the FRee... RATZ World WE Shall...SHATTER!!!
Bill, you SOLD OUT to them Ol' Chinese coots... Who choke the FRee with their jackboots... Yer Evilness seems so kewl to them...TYRANTS!! Boy, we'll git you becuz you lied... Becuz you took us fer a ride... And becuz RIGHT is on our side...becuz I... I want you...I want you...Slick, I want you...soooo bad!! Willie, we'll git you...
(Harp jammin' to fade)
Sincerely...MUD
376 posted on 3/24/2003, 4:38:04 PM by Mudboy Slim ("Soddom...Yer PaladinPalacePizza, PUNK!!!")
BTW...easily updatable to take after TraitorJoe!!
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#1096. To: Cyber-Band, kristinn, Angelwood (#1094)
"RAT-WHORE'd is SCUM!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Lost in the Flood")
OUR American Soldiers shall be comin' home as heroes in big parades... They'll walk through town heads held high... "He Helped Liberate Iraq!!" they'll hear the RighteousFolks say. This countryside's burnin' with Marxist MORONZ chantin' "RATZ Fer Infanticide!!" Slick's Left is SCUM, they're gutless fairies, 'neath MediaWHORE'dz LIES they hide!! RATZ're breakin' dreams and promises with Vile Tyrants givin' 'em directions!! PUNKS run wild through Federalized slums IGNORANT...pleadin' fer MORE RAT Deception!! The DemocRATZ love DEATH and Tyranny...Left's hands're all caked in blood... Kristinn says "FReep!!" with the folks from DeeCee, the A.N.S.W.E.R. is MORE MUD!! Then MUD said "Hey, Angelwood, Git Justice...Git Justice Fer RATZ Scum!! Has Left thrown their senses out the door?! Or did they lose them slingin' mud?!"
That pure American brother, dull-eyed and empty-faced races Sundays in Jersey in a Chevy stock super eight He rides `er low on the hip, on the side he's got Bound For Glory in red, white and blue flash paint He leans on the hood telling racing stories, the kids call him Jimmy The Saint Well the blaze and noise boy, he's gunnin' that bitch loaded to blastin' point He rides head first into a hurricane and disappears into a point And there's nothin' left but some blood where the body fell That is, nothin' left that you could sell just junk all across the horizon, a real highwayman's farewell And he said "Hey kid, you think that's oil? Man, that ain't oil that's blood" I wonder what he was thinking when he hit that storm Or was he just lost in the flood? Eighth Avenue sailors in satin shirts whisper in the air Some storefront incarnation of Maria, she's puttin' on me the stare and Bronx's best apostle stands with his hand on his own hardware Everything stops, you hear five, quick shots, the cops come up for air And now the whiz-bang gang from uptown, they're shootin' up the street And that cat from the Bronx starts lettin' loose but he gets blown right off his feet And some kid comes blastin' round the corner but a cop puts him right away He lays on the street holding his leg screaming something in Spanish Still breathing when I walked away And somebody said "Hey man did you see that? His body hit the street with such a beautiful thud" I wonder what the dude was sayin' or was he just lost in the flood? Hey man, did you see that, those poor cats are sure messed up I wonder what they were gettin' into, or were they just lost in the flood?
Mid...MUD
466 posted on 3/26/2003, 4:20:33 PM by Mudboy Slim (The DemonRAT Party is Being EXPOSED as THE Communist Party of America...Let 'em Squawk!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Chi-Com Spies!!" (To be sung to the Eagles' "Lyin' Eyes")
Lib'ral Pols just seem so gawl-durned squirrelly... DeeCeeRATZ Whore'd says, "Trust RATZ Marxist Bile!!" Effete ol' men, will go now to the Jury... They'll fess up and EXPOSE Left's SLEAZY Style. Late last night, most DemocRATZ felt lonely... Reckon every Dolt knows Biden isn't Right!! And it breaks MUDZ heart to think RATZ love is only... Given to Dem folks who stand fer Rape and Vice!! Good Folks, tell friends they must Vote NOW fer their Country... To REBUILD OUR Nation that the Left's torn down... But Joe knows where RATZ're goin' as they're leavin'... Folks are voting for DEFUNDin' DeeCeeClowns!!
{start_of_chorus} Press can't hide JOEZ ChiComSpies!! Yes...Left's Vile and lost, thinkin'-wise!! I thought by now RATZ'd realize... There ain't no way to hide RATZ Brazen Lies!!
On the other side of town, Mudboy is waitin'... With fiery eyes and dreams no RAT shall steal!! He types on through the night, anticipatin'... 'Cuz Left makes MUD FReep against RATZ sleazy schpiel!! Left rushes to JOEZ arms, they'll fall together!! MUD whispers that RATZ're goin' to be tried!! RATZ swear that soon they'll be comin' back, emboldened... MUD laughs away and sings "It's Justice Time!!"
RATZ can't hide their ChiComSpies... RAT-Mediaz guile is a thin disguise!! I thought by now Press'd realize... There ain't no way to hide Left's Brazen Lies!!
RATZ...wake up and pour yerselves a strong one... You know now DemRAT whorez just keep on LYIN'!! Come Join the Right...We'll next EXPOSE RAT Corruption!! JOEZ bed is made...DETHRONE him fer his crimes!! Left wonders how it ever got this crazy... RATZ think about the LIES they're taught in school. Did Left get tired or were RATZ always crazy?! Left's so far gone, RAT-minionz are just braindead fools!! F.B.I RATZ've become Brownshirt NAzis!! RATZ tell US, "Go to Hell...Screw Liberty!!" Ain't it funny how Left's spending just sustains things? Left's still the Marxists Shills they've always been!!
RATZ can't hide their ChiComSpies... Poor JOEZ "Guile" is a thin disguise!! I thought by now Left'd realize... There ain't no way to hide RATZ Brazen Lies!!
MudboySlim (GOP Tsunami +12hours)
325 posted on 11/06/2002 4:27 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"The Legend of Mudboy Slim!!" (To be sung to Charlie Daniels' Band's "Legend of Wooley Swamp")
Well, if you ever go back to the BonAir Swamp, well, you oughtta just do what's Right!! There's things out there in the middle of them woods that make DemLib'rals cry from fright. RATS still crawl and Med'yuh lies and Clinton sleeps around on the town... And they say the ghost of Mudboy Slim gets up and he FReeps around.
Landru couldn't believe it!! Boy just had to find out for hisself. Sultan couldn't conceive'it!! The dude never would have listened to nobody else. MizBunny couldn't believe it!! She just had to find out for herself... There's somethings in this world you just can't explain.
Spoken: Ol' Mudboy lived in the Virginny Swamp, back in his cave on the woods. He never did do a lotta harm to the world, 'cuz he always tried doin' Good. People didn't think too much of MUD...they all thought he acted funny. Ol' Mudboy didn't care 'bout DemSheeple anyway...All MUD cared about was gettin' JUSTICE!! He'd stuff his songs down in remote threads and he'd bury tunes all around. And on certain nights if the moon was Right he'd dig 'em up out with their sounds.... Slim'd pour his heart out on the floor of his cave and run his vocals through it. Yeah, Mudboy Slim was an orn'ry old man and that's all that there was to it!!
DemRINOZ couldn't believe it. They just had to find out for themselves. Med'yuh couldn't conceive'it 'cause DemRATZ never would have listened to nobody else. JimRob wouldn't believe it. He just had to find out for hisself... There's somethings in this world you just can't explain.
DemClintons was white trash. They forced most of US FReeper's to FReep. They were mean as Butch Reno and sneaky as RATZ and quite arrogant when they'd speak. One night Ol' Slickboy Willie said, "Y'all meet me at Ol' Muddy's Cave later. We'll take old Mudboy's Justice and we'll feed him to the Litigators." They found Ol' Mudboy out in the back with a guitar in his hand, Thirteen RightWing FReeper songs was just dug up out of the sand. Then, T-Mac went crazy and he beat Ol' Mudboy, and Slick picked Slim up off of the ground. Threw MUD in Left's Swamp and stood there and laughed as the BlackWater sucked him down. Then they turned around and went back to MUDZ shack and picked up MUDZ Justice and ran. Slick hadn't gone nowhere when they realized they were publicizing MUDZ Band. McAuliffe struggled and Slick squealed but they couldn't get away and just before they went under... They could hear Ol' Mudboy laughing and a voice say, "Fear MUDZ Justice!!!"
And that's been fifty years ago and you can go by there yet. There's a spot in the yard in the back of MUDZ shack where the ground is always wet. And on summer nights, if the moon is right down by that dark footpath, You can hear Slick Willie sqeeeeeealin'. You can hear Ol' Mudboy laugh!!!
BWAHAHAHA...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Pookies Toons get full credit for compiling the memes for me to choose from...always a consistently fertile ground for finding diverse sources of conservative satire. Pookie usedta post here, but now I copy/paste directly from Pookies posts over on the GOP Briefing Room...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities." -- Mark Twain
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
These days, the "unnecessary necessities" have become Entitlements and Rights, While WeThePeople's Civil Liberties continue to be attacked and subsumed by the Absolutely Unaccountable Authoritarian DeeCee DeepState.
This cannot be allowed to continue...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"What's the Truth?!" (To be sung to Johnny Cash's "What is Truth?")
Rush Limbaugh's talkin' on the Rad-ee-oh... Sayin', "Where did our sense of Justice go? Slick sure seems to be inventin' new ways... Of keepin' the Truth from gettin' airplay!!" Said, "They're crooks, you see, and their motives're Vile!!" Still, the Medyuh says, "Bill's OUR Flower Child!!" Country, can't you see thru these Lyin' Boys? We gotta FIGHT to be heard o'er their LeftWing Noise!! While the Lonely Voice of Youth cries..."What's the Truth?!"
My little boy of five, playin' in the yard, Looks up and says, "Daddy, who's Ken Starr?" [yeah, it's an old song, circa 4/99...I'll fix it.] "Son, he's trackin' bad men who Cheat and Lie!!" Little man of five says, "Slick Ain't Right!!" Young men of seventeen killin' kids at school, As Courts outlaw the Golden Rule... No prayer in school, teachers puttin' Faith down, While Slick Willie jokes, "Let's pass a Joint aroun'!" Can you blame the Voice of Youth fer askin' "What's the Truth?!"
EX-Prez'dent's sittin' on the Witness Stand, The man with TheBook says, "Raise yer hand... Repeat after me, 'I solemnly swear...' " Yet the Nation said, "We just don't care." 'Cuz although Clinton solemnly swore, Nobody really trusted RATZ no more. Culture's got so sleazy that America's unaware... That EX-Prez'dent sold China missiles that're aimed at Bel Air!! Still the RightWing's called uncouth fer askin', "What's the Truth?!"
Young girl internin' with the White House Sleaze... Doin' Bill's job while on her knees!! FReepers protest in the Public Square, While fightin' 'gainst this Lib'ral Nightmare!! Yeah, these young'uns that yer callin' "WILD"... Are gonna be yer Leaders in a little while!! The Whole World's Wakin' to FReedom today, And I solemnly swear that it'll be OUR way!! We gotta help our Voiceless Youth find, "What is True?!" 'Cuz the future needs more Youth askin', "What's the Truth?!!"
A little Johnny Cash never hurt anyone...MUD
57 posted on 12/30/2003, 12:01:38 PM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Walk On The VILE Side!!" (To be sung to Lou Reed's "Walk On the Wild Side")
Willie came from Little Rock, A-R-K... Politicked his way across the U-S-A. RAPED some women on the way... Killed his "friends" 'cuz he was the Prez - Slick said: "Hey Knaves, take a walk on the Vile Side!!" Said "Hey Country, take a walk on the Vile Side!!"
John Huang came from Beijing in Red China. In Slick's White House, Illegal Funds he laundered!! But Huang never lost the Prez... 'Cuz Slick's TREASON required bread - Huang said... "Hey Bill, sell yer NUKES to the Chi-Coms!!" Said, "Hey Willie, Sell the Rope to hang yer side!!" And Left's MedyuhShills go, "doo dodoo doo dodoo doo dodoo doo dodoo dodoo doo dodoo doo dodoo..."
Tobackky Al never once gave it away, Chi-Com monks hadta pay and pay!! Corruption here fer some TREASON there... Clinton's White House is the place where they said: "Hey kids, take a walk on the VileSide!!" Said "Waco kids, we'll send tanks to make YOU FRY!!"
BourbonBirch Teddy picked up Mary Jo... Looking for some lovin' from his two-bit HO!! Drove into the Chappaquiddick, drowned his date then split the scene Ted said: "Hey Bobby, Kennedy's can't commit crimes..." Said, "Hey Jack, DemocRATZ...Ain't We ALL Vile?!!"
HildaBeeest's just fading away, Thought she was VeePee in her day. Lib'ral Wretch, she covets cash, Prison's where that BI+C#'ll breathe her last - she said: "Hey Hubbell, thanks fer sirin' my only child!!" MUD Said, "NooYawkers, Don't Y'all Got Any Pride?!" And the DemocRATZ go, "doo dodoo doo dodoo doo dodoo doo dodoo doo dodoo doo dodoo doo dodoo..."
Mudboy Slim...first FReeped 20 July 1997 (re-FReeped 18 February 2003)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#1110. To: MeeknMing, Landru, George W. Bush, Reagan Man, AppyPappy, stand watie (#1108)
"White House del Clintonia!!" (To be sung to the Eagles' "Hotel California")
On a dark D.C. sidewalk, nearin' T-Mac's lair, Smell of cherry blossoms rising up through the air, I'm part of the resistance, we skewer the Liberal's blight, Ceegah smoke was heavy and my sight grew dim, I had to stop for the night!!
There Slick stood in the doorway, I heard Hillary yell!! (Aaiigghh!!) And I was thinkin' to myself, "This sure ain't Heaven and I'm scair'd it's Hell!" Then Bill lit up a candle and he showed me the way, Barbara Streisand's down the corridor, I thought I heard her sing...
"Welcome to the White House del Clintonia, Such a lovely place, such a handsome face... Plenty of room at the White House del Clintonia, Three Hundred times per year, Lib'rals sleeping here."
Slick's mind is liberally-twisted, he's got that Socialist bent, He's got a lot of pretty, stooopid girls...that Bill calls friends! How they danced in the Court Room, sweet Summer sweat, Some just can't remember, most choose to forget!
So I called on the Vice Prez, "Please show me some spine!" Algore said, "This Party's had no raison d'etre since 1969!" And still those victims are callin' for "Hillary!!" Brain-dead pups with their feeble li'l lives... Sheeple, we must wake...
"Welcome to the White House del Clintonia, Such a lovely place, such a damned disgrace! They're livin' it up at the White house del Clintonia! What a pack a lies, they're all Chinese spies!!"
Interns are a'kneeling, Slick moans, "That feels nice!" Phat Mo said, "I'm just a good Lib'ral, askin' Li'l Willie's advice!" But in the Judge's chambers, Ray gather'd felonies, Left stabs him with their steely lies, but Right must INDICT TheBeast!
Best I can remember, Reagan wasn't like these Whores... We have to find a passage back to the way things were before! "Relax!" said Bill Clinton, "I'm the Master of Deceipt... With the Media on my side, I'm impossible to defeat!!"
We'll see, Slick Willie, we'll see...
FReegards...MUD
43 posted on 09/20/2001 2:20:52 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#1112. To: sultan88, cherry_bomb88, FBD, BOBTHENAILER, Ironword, dead, lowbridge (#1110)
"Puff, the Angry D'A$$hole!!" (To be sung to Peter, Paul and Mary's "Puff, the Magic Dragon")
Puff, the Lib'ral Leader, Bane of the FRee... Tom ruled with an iron fist in Washington, DeeCee!! Lib'ral Commie Sosh'lists loved that D'A$$hole Puff, 'Cuz Tom pulled strings fer big airlines who'd hired Missuz Puff!! Bold!!
Puff, the would-be Prez'dent, loved Tyranny... He protected his friend Willie Slick, in a Trial fer Perjury!! South Dakota voters said, "Oh, whatta SLEAZE!!" And conspired to next autumn rid their State of Tommie's disease!!
Tom D'A$$hole, he would grovel fer Dem votes a cryin' shame... Tommie preyed on weakness..."Fear" was Puffboy's middle name!! Union thugs and bigots would bow whene'er Puff came, Lib'ral whips bent o'er and begged fer Puff's pork, oh so lame. Woah!
Puff, RATZ Marxist Leader, loathed liberty... Big Guv'ment was his Power trip and he'd tax all he could see!! Puff held judges hostage, shameful was he... He ruled from his Senate seat 'til he pissed off Hillary!!
The Senate loves its Power, but weakness leaves a void... HildaBeast and her man Slick returned...Left is overjoyed!! In '04, it happened, Johnnie Thune, he whupped li'l Puff!! 'Cuz voters in their wisdom, folks, they'd just had enuff!!
Puff's head was bent in sorrow, felled by Clinton's stain... Puff no longer weilded Power...fell off the gravy train!! Without his Leader's seat, Puff was just a knave... So Puff, that tiny tyrant, sadly slipped into a cave. Oh!
Puff, EX-DemRAT Leader, loathed by the FRee... Left dwindled down with evil Slick 'cuz DemRATZ chose Hillary!! Puff, that tragic figure, died mysteriously... The Sheeple called it Arkancide 'cuz it's Death by Slick Willie!!
FReegards...MUD
90 posted on 1/2/2004, 12:48:37 AM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"