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Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..."
Source: Black XVI
URL Source: https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts
Published: Oct 18, 2021
Author: Mudboy Slim
Post Date: 2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim
Keywords: None
Views: 15513
Comments: 901

"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")

How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?
How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power?
How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!

The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!

How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee?
How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!!
How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!

The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs,
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!

How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE?
How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries?
How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!

The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin...
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)

Mudboy Slim

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#1. To: pookie18, A K A Stone, Deckard, Landru, Badeye, BorisY, interpreter, Jhoffa_, Fred Mertz, Angelwood, kristinn (#0)

Pookies Toons ROCK...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-10-18   10:30:06 ET  (3 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: GailA, pokerboy, kristinn, Angelwood, BufordP, Doctor Raoul, BobJ, Jim Robinson, Race Bannon (#0)

"Stand!!"
(To be sung to Jewel's "Hands")

If I could tell the World just one thing...
It would be...that "We'll be OKAY!!"
Don't get discouraged 'cuz Courage is Vital...
And priceless in times like these...WE MUST EXACT JUSTICE!!

We shan't stop with bin Laden's head!!
We must gather ourselves around our Faith...
Fer Right's what Dem Lib'rals most fear!!

My hands are gnarled and rough...
But they're not yers...nor what they've sown.
Yes, we're...the Right!! This is OUR home...
And we shall not be broken!!

Zealotry...felled the Silver Twins...
We must remove Left's cancer!!

Yes...heartache came to visit me...
But I KNEW WHAT I WUZ DOIN' AFTER!!!
We'll fight...we know we're Right!!
For someone must stand up 'gainst Left's blight.
'Cuz where there's a man who has no voice...
There OURS shall go singin'!!

My hands are gnarled and rough...
But they're not yers...nor what I've grown!!
It's Justice Time...you've bombed my home!!
Now, you've...gone provoked US!!!

In the End, only the Truth matters...
In the End, only Justice matters!!
I will get down on my knees, and I will pray...
You should get down on yer knees...yes, you should pray!!
Allah?!
Three planes went down...four buildings...soul-lessly razed!!

My hands are gnarled and rough...
But they're not yers...nor what I've sown.
Now you've riled us...attacked our home!!
Folks, we shall not be broken!!
Right shall not be broken!!!

We are God's eyes...God's hands...God's mind.
We are God's eyes...God's hands...Allah's heart.
We are God's eyes...God's hands...God's eyes...
We are God's hands...RIGHT...MAKE YER STAND!!!

Mudboy Slim (9/18/01)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-10-19   10:51:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: All (#1)

Pookies Toons ROCK...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-10-19   10:57:22 ET  (4 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Paul Cruce, Cyber-Band, Dukie, FBD, conservativemusician, BigMan, DiscoDave, Stumpf, Bobby from Parliament (#2)

"Mudboy"
(To be sung to Jewel's "Fatboy")

Mudboy...ain't nobody's fool...
Sits there reflectin'...contemplates what to do...
MUD feels anger inside...yet filled with pride.
No...Slim's no Saint...but not the ONE to blame.

Mudboy...goes about his day...
Tryin' to think of FReepin' words to say...
Like..."This is just a game I play..."
And..."All shall be okay."
Ohhhh...silent rage...why won't folks fan the flames?!

Must FReep...must think...can't sleep...

MUD's Daddy's little boy...
MUD's Mama's pride and joy...
MUD's kids...they love him!!
But MUD's Missuz...she scolds him!!!

Mudboy says, "Wouldn't it be nice...
If we could sing...fer Truth and Life?!
Then, outrun Left's spin...and INDICT Ol' Slick?!!"

Ohhh-oh-oh-oh...Truth Shall Reign!!
Someday, you'll feel the same...

Mudboy Slim (9/18/01)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-10-19   11:03:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: All (#3)

True dat...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-10-19   11:07:12 ET  (4 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: jla, coteblanche, SAMWolf (#5)

"Liberty"

It was 1942, and you were 16 years old
when your mother signed the papers
that allowed you to go to war.
A skinny country boy from Alabama
who knew what it felt like
to be hungry
when the mills closed down,
your courage saw beyond
the harvest and the strip mines
to a cause greater than yourself,
a belief that freedom mattered
and that human rights were
worth your sacrifice of
comfort, safety, and innocence.
I can see you now
as you were then --
your clear eyes,
your brilliant smile,
your Marine Corps fatigues,
your confident stance --
all gifts of recovered time
from a day photographed
more than 50 years ago.
A hero-child of love
and compassion, you remain
my truest image of liberty.
Semper Fi, Dad.

Karen Thompson
Note from Karen: "Liberty was written in honor of my father, Emmett M. Thompson, Jr. (1926-1988),
Who served in the United States Marine Corps in World War II and was a disabled veteran.

Liberty was published by the Amateur Poetry Journal as part of Judy Gripton's admirable 1998 Memorial Day Tribute to America's veterans. "

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-10-19   11:12:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: All U F*CKING Bidenettes (#3)

FU#K Joe Biden and the Bidenettes...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-10-19   11:18:21 ET  (4 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: Snow Bunny, stand watie, backhoe, AuntB, Angelique, Mot Nostrebor, Evets Sirrom, Evad Onivas (#0)

"One Sleazy Rider"
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Uneasy Rider")

Bill was takin' a trip back to A-R-K,
Toolin' along in his Cabriolet,
Tokin' on a number and diggin' on the radio.
Just as he crossed that ol' Virginny line,
He heard that highway start to whine,
And he knew that left rear tire was about to go!
Well, the spare was flat and he got uptight,
Becuz there wasn't a fillin' station in sight,
So he just limped on down the shoulder on the rim.
He went as far as he could and when he stopped the car...
It was right in front of my little bar,
Kind of a pool-hall-lookin' joint called "The Libertarian".

Well, Slick stuffed his hair up under his hat,
And arrogantly announced that he had a flat,
And would I accept some weed in exchange for a new one?
Well, there was one thing I was sure glad to see,
Wasn't a soul in the place 'cept fer him and me,
And he looked so disgustin', I just pointed towards the telephone.
He called up dead's station down the road aways,
And dead said he wasn't very busy today,
And he could be there in about ten minutes or so.
Slick said, "My names Bill the New DemocRAT!!"
And I didn't bother to tell the durn fool that
I sure as Hell don't care fer Left-wing politicos.

He just ordered up a spritzer and sat down at my bar,
When some guy walks in and says, "Who owns this car...
With the peace sign, freak wheels, and Astroturf floor?"
Well, we looked at Bill and he damned near cried,
And decided that he'd just wait outside,
So he laid a dollar on the bar and headed for the door.
Just when he thought he'd get outta there with his skin,
These five REAL MEN come strollin' in,
With this Angelique chick and a young fella named Gingrich!!
And he was almost to the door when stand watie said,
"You tip your hat to this lady, son!"
But when he did all that hair fell out from underneath.

Now the last thing Bill wanted was to get in a fight,
Anywhere, anytime, as he quivered in fright,
'Specially since he's a yella punk and fightin' made him pee!
But they all started laughin' and he felt kinda sick,
And he knew he better think of something pretty quick,
So he just reached out and kicked Newt Gingrich right in the knee!!
Newt let out a yell that'd curl your hair,
But before Slick could move, I grabbed me a chair...
And said, "Watch him folks, becuz he's a thoroughly dangerous man!
Well, you may not know it, but this man's a spy,
He's a Soviet mole and awfully sly,
And he's been sent down here to denigrate ol' Uncle Sam!"

Newt was still bent over holdin' onto his knee,
But all them FReepers wuz lookin' and listenin' to me,
And I told how Bill was drafted and never ever went!
I said, "Would you believe that this man has gone so far...
As puttin' Stalin stickers on the bumpers of cars,
And he voted for George McGovern for President!!
Well, he's one of them long-haired, pretty-boy Left-wing nags,
I betcha he's even got a Commie flag,
Tacked up on his wall! To him, FReedom's just a mirage!
He's a snake in the grass, I'll tell ya guys,
He make look dumb, but that's just a disguise,
'Cuz he's a mastermind in the ways of espionage!"
They all started lookin' real suspicious at Billy,
And he jumped up and said, "Now wait a minute, Sillies,
You know he's lyin', I been Conservative all of my life!
SO WHAT if I left my Country in a lurch?
I belong to the Little Rock Baptist Church,
Oh sure, I sleep with a lotta broads, but so'd you once you met my wife!"
Then Bill started whinin' 'bout the way he was stressed,
But I didn't wait for him to explain the rest,
I held off dirtboy while bouncin' Billy outta there on his butt!
And when he hit the ground he didn't relax...
'Cuz they was just takin' his car down off the jacks...
So he threw ol' dead a dime bag and fired that muthah up!!
Ol' Oprah Winfrey woulda sure got HOT...
At the way Bill was fussin' as he left my lot,
With AuntB hollerin' and chasin' him in a trot!
Now, lookin' back I shoulda let 'em have their fun,
Reckon that's I'm "The Compassionate One",
But I did join all them FReepers fer many a Tequila shot!!

Well, since that day, o'er twenty years had past,
When I realized ol' Bill's still smokin' that grass.
He was doin' the Sting as few men can...Hell! He even cut his hair!
Folks, he's had ya'll slavin' while he's spendin' and taxin',
As if Bill was our King and all loot's his for the cashin'...
Then Bill figured he oughtta split before the LAW got there.
'Cuz in his campaigns, he was caught dirty-dealin',
Influence sellin' and bimbos a'squeelin'...
But he didn't RESIGN 'til he was RE-IMPEACHED by Congress!
Folks, I think we're gonna rewrite Bill's script,
Instead of goin' workin' for that DreamWorks/Lippo Clique,
Let's sentence Bill to Leavenworth, post-President!!

LOL and FReegards...MUD

96 Posted on 09/29/2000 08:29:51 PDT by Mudboy Slim

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-10-19   15:55:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: All (#5)


Ol' Pete BootyJudge still at it...

Biden is a friggin FREAK...Hands OFF those little girls...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-10-19   16:01:37 ET  (4 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: All (#2)

Parliament's "BRING DUH FUNK!!"

Tear the roof off, we're gonna tear the roof off the mothersucker
Tear the roof off the sucker
(x4)

You've got a real type of thing going down, gettin' down
There's a whole lot of rhythm going round
(x2)

Ow, we want the funk
Give up the funk
Ow, we need the funk
We gotta have that funk
(x2)

La la la la la
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo, owww!
(x2)

You've got a real type of thing going down, gettin' down
There's a whole lot of rhythm going round
(x2)

Ow, we want the funk
Give up the funk
Ow, we need the funk
We gotta have that funk
(x2)

La la la la la
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo, owww!
(x2)

We're gonna turn this mother out (x2)

You've got a real type of thing going down, gettin' down
There's a whole lot of rhythm going round
(x4)

Ow, we want the funk
Give up the funk
Ow, we need the funk (let us in we'll tear this mother out
{after 2nd & 3rd})
We gotta have that funk
(x7)

Ow, we want the funk (we're gonna turn this mother out)
Give up the funk
Ow, we need the funk (we're gonna turn this mother out)
We gotta have that funk
(x2)

Ow, we want the funk
Give up the funk
Ow, we need the funk (let us in we'll tear this mother out
{after 2nd & 3rd})
We gotta have that funk
(x2)

We want the funk
Give up the funk
We need the funk
We gotta have that funk
(x3)

La la la la la
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo, owww!
(x2)

You've got a real type of thing going down, gettin' down (x2)
There's a whole lot of rhythm going down
You've got a real type of thing going down, gettin' down
There's a whole lot of rhythm going down

Ow, we want the funk
Give up the funk
Ow, we need the funk (let us in we'll tear this mother out
{after 2nd & 3rd})

Before...MUD

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"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-10-21   12:45:27 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: All (#9)

Well said, Buckwheat...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-10-21   12:48:47 ET  (4 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: P-Funk All-Starz..........................and George Clinton. (#10)

This is cool as heck...and these fellas a nice guys, too...well, Bobby Humphey is the only one I've actually met but he and Jerome Brailey, Parliament's drummer and Nicole Humphrey and Egypt Humphrey will be joining the SYNTAURZ for a cool FreeakJam on Saturday, 23 October 2021, so as to get to know each other before the BIG HALLOWEEN FUNK-A-Licious FUNKtabulous FUNKjam on 30 October 2021 while folks are out and about Trick Or Treating. But the MUDcave shall be rocking and rolling and FUNKING it up for both Saturdays.

Utmost regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-10-22   10:13:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: All (#0) (Edited)

"Black"
(To be sung to Pearl Jam's "Black")

Ah-aiiggghhh...yeh...yeah!!

Sleepy shady campsite...lovely FReepin' day...
Tanned legs spread out before me...sun-drenched body shined wet.
Lo...beauty from the Heavens...I revolve around her Sun.
[MUD's Earth to Jewel's Sun]
Her warm scent I gasped, then I breathed...girl's makin' me burn!!

Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, I told the girl..."Kids can dream!!"
O'er and o'er, Jewel begged of MUD, "Love me, boy."
But MUD's gotta better half...with whom MUD lays down...
GOODBYE...my FRagile flame...girl, Lib'ralism's DEAD!!

Nation, washed with blood...LIES the Leftist's shame...
I'll take the watch tonite...Left's surrounded by TYRANTS and HATE!!
I just hear Slick's laughter...Bill lies to hisself.
Ohhhh...all Left's twisted thoughts I sing...SlixMYbitch!!
I'm spinnin'...ohhhh, MUD's grinnin'...=^D
God Bless my bitten land...must kick Righteous A$$...
Fer what Left did to me!!

Ohhh...Left's B!+(# is bad...Medyuh watched and fled...
SLAUGHTERED everything...
Ohhh...the Left's ALL BAD...turned MUD's world to black...
Spitooned on all I see...all that I am...all I'll BE-EE-EE-EE...yeah!!

Un hunh...un hunh...woo...

I know someday, Jewel'll make a beautiful wife...
I know she'll be MY star...
But somebody else's gotta show the spine!! It's TIME!! SHINE!! Justice be thine...

How can it be?! It can't be...it shan't be!!

Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...

Mudboy Slim and the Centaurs (9/18/01)...one week A.T.

Thread Nazi FReegards...MUD

1 posted on 9/18/2001, 11:21:13 AM by Mudboy Slim
(Mudboyz@Jedi.Warrior!!)

Heh heh heh...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-10-22   10:23:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: All (#13)


Hmmmm...that AIN'T Right.

KRAAAZY....MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-10-22   10:30:48 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#15. To: Mudboy Slim (#0)

LOL Awesome, Mud!

WWG1WWA  posted on  2021-10-23   9:04:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#16. To: WWG1WWA (#15)

Muchas gracias, mi amigo...MUD33

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-10-30   15:08:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#17. To: All (#14)


Damn straight...and Terry MacAwful thinks parents have NO RIGHTS to educate their own children!!
Defeat Dem RAT-BassTURDZ on Tuesday!!


Well said...


ROFL...MUD


YES...ARREST and Convict Fauci 4 MassMurder...
Then have him EXECUTED by firing squad...NO LAST CIGARETTE!!

Still waiting...and waiting...and WAITING....MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-10-30   15:19:09 ET  (6 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#18. To: All (#0)

"Black XIII"

"RightWinger Uprise!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Tequila Sunrise!!")

RATS're Fearin' OUR Righteous Uprise...
'Cuz Slick Willie is gonna FRY...
Clinton's MINE!!

MUD is just a hired hand,
Working on the FReeps he plans to try...
McAuliffe's MINE!!

Folks, WE're Right when WE FReep RATS' clowns...
Justice Shall Be OURS Once Slick Goes Down...
He'll Be SQUEEEEEEALIN' LOUD!!

Slick wasn't just a-nother Lib'ral,
And MUD hadta FReep RATS' Lyin' SCUM!!
Slick, say "So long!!"

Folks, it's such a wondrous feelin'...
When we get Slick Re-Impeached!!
Truth can't be spin'd!!

Take another shot of courage,
Wonder why the RightWing never sung?!
Just know that The Righteous Shall Triumph!!
Slick's Chi-Com SCUM!!

It's another RightWinger Uprise,
This whole world won't be the same...
DemocRAT Shame!!

Ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo

FReegards...MUD

TOPICS: Activism/Chapters; Crime/Corruption; Free Republic;
Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Kansas; US: Virginia

KEYWORDS: dasshole; demonrats; jihadferjustice; libralscum; mcawful; slickwillie

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. IMPRISON.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

1 posted on 12/13/2002, 3:26:55 PM by Mudboy Slim

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-10-30   15:29:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#19. To: All U RATZ (#18)

Yessirree...RATZ B Strange...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-10-30   15:31:53 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#20. To: A K A Stone, watchman, Interpreter, Landru, Angelwood, tgslTakoma, Doctor Raoul, TrueBlackMan, Sultan88 (#19) (Edited)

"GOTTA LOVE DONALD TRUMP!!"

BTW...in 2009, when Terrie "The RAT-FEYrie PUNK" MacAWFUL was running 4 Governor of Virginia,
he took and spent a $25,000 donation from one Donald John Trump...
and now his entire gubernatorial campaign is based on DEMONIZING TRUMP,
then linking him to Virginia's NEXT GOVERNOR, Glenn Youngkin...ROFLMAO!!

Gotta LOVE TRUMP...he also helped finance the Hildabeast's Senatorial campaign back in the day.
Gotta cover all yer bases, right?

ALL RATZ HATE GOD...
and the only way the Virginia RATZ don't get DESTROYED at the POLLS tomorrow is if there is MASSIVE VOTER FRAUD
in Northern Virginia, Tidewater, and Richmond.
MUD is an official POLL- WATCHER, so DemRATZ AIN'T cheating in MUDZ district...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-01   16:43:45 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#21. To: Pearl Jam, Jewel, (#18)

"Black I"

"Black"
(To be sung to Pearl Jam's "Black")

Ah-aiiggghhh...yeh...yeah!!

Sleepy shady campsite...lovely FReepin' day...
Tanned legs spread out before me...sun-drenched body shined wet.
Lo...beauty from the Heavens...I revolve around her Sun. [MUD's Earth to Jewel's Sun]
Her warm scent I gasped, then I breathed...girl's makin' me burn!!

Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, I told the girl..."Kids can dream!!"
O'er and o'er, Jewel begged of MUD, "Love me, boy!!"
But MUD's gotta better half...with whom MUD lays down...
GOODBYE...my FRagile flame...girl, Lib'ralism's DEAD!!

Nation, washed with blood...LIES the Leftist's shame...
I'll take the watch tonite...Left's surrounded by TYRANTS and HATE!!
I just hear Slick's laughter...Bill lies to hisself.
Ohhhh...all Left's twisted thoughts I sing...SlixMUDZbitch!!
I'm spinnin'...ohhhh, MUD's grinnin'...=^D
God Bless my bitten land...must kick Righteous A$$...
Fer what RATZ did to me!!

Ohhh...Left's BITCH is bad...Medyuh watched and fled...
SLAUGHTERED everything...
Ohhh...the Left's ALL BAD...turned MUD's world to black...
Spitooned on all I see...all that I am...all I'll BE-EE-EE-EE...yeah!!

Un hunh...un hunh...woo...

I know someday, Jewel'll make a beautiful wife...
I know she'll be MY star...
But somebody else's gotta show the spine!! It's TIME!! SHINE!! Justice be thine...

How can it be?! It can't be...it shan't be!!

Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...

Mudboy Slim and the SYNTAURZ (9/18/01)...one week A.T.

1 posted on 9/18/2001, 11:21:13 AM by Mudboy Slim (Mudboyz@Jedi.Warrior!!)

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-01   16:57:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#22. To: All (#0)


BIDEN SUX HEAD!!


BWAHAHAHAHA...RATZ B MORONZ!!


DITTOS...MUD

Pookies TOONS ROCK...MUD33

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-01   17:05:44 ET  (8 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#23. To: WWG1WWA (#15)

"Muslims"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Angie")

Muslims...my FRiends...
When will yer Jihad disappear?!
Arabs...my bro's...
Help tell them zealots, "NEVER HERE!!"
With good Allah in their souls...
Saudi money...EVIL goals!!
Please explain why them folks died!!
But Muslims...my FRiends...
'Twas fer FReedom them Sheeple died!!

Allah...is innocent...yeah...
Koran's Right...put HATE aside!!
Muslims...we'll still love ya...
Lord Allah ain't fer gen-o-cide!!
All Left's dreams they were so close...
But they all went up in smoke!!
Let me whisper in yer ear,
"Osama...bin Laden...YOU SHALL JOIN ALLAH NEXT YEAR!!!"

(Haunting keyboard solo)

So...daughter(s), gently sleep...
Fer yer future(s) Daddy(Right does) FReep!!
Avenge bin Laden's shameless crimes!!
And my son...Jakob, ain't no way I'll say "Goodbye!"

'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls...
And there's Honor in our goals!!
Fer yer FReedom we shall fight!!
'Cuz Muslims...FReepers love ya, baby...
Everywhere Left looks, they'll fear our Might!!
We won't let Lib'rals git their claws in you...
C'mon FReepers, join our fight!!
Allah...Allah...ain't it good to be alive?!
Muslims...my FRiends...you can't say MUD never tried...

FReegards...MUD

BTW...MUD has often been described as having many desirable Jedi traits...LOL!!

3 posted on 9/18/2001, 11:44:27 AM by Mudboy Slim (Left's NO MATCH fer a Righteous Man with a Righteous Plan!!)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-01   17:14:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#24. To: All (#14)


BIDEN is screwing up America ON PURPOSE...RATZ R EVIL!!

F.U. DemocRATZ!!

Quite SincereLEE...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-01   17:26:08 ET  (6 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#25. To: goldilucky, Common Tator, Badeye (#21)

"Kosovo Slaughter"
(To be sung to Deep Purple's "Smoke on the Water")

Yugoslavs thought they were sovereign...
Forgot 'bout that New World Order...
'Cuz NATO wanted a li'l more Power...
And Clinton's motives were VILE!!
Yeah, Slick Willie had a problem...
His Impeachment was bringin' him down...
Said, "Networks need 'em a story...
I'll bomb them Serbs outta town!!!"

Kosovo Slaughter...Death rainin' from the sky!!
Innocents slaughtered!!

Slick burned down that Waco House...
Kids FRIED!! What an Evil Sound...
In Viet Nam, Slick LIED and chickened out...
Now, Bill LOVES puttin' kids underground!!
When it all was over...
Them Sheeple they knew their place!!
But Slick's time is runnin' out...
SEEK JUSTICE...Slick must be DISGRACED!!!

Vile Waco Slaughter...small children, they did fry!!
Innocence slaughtered...

(Excellent guitar jammin')

We FReeped Slick up on Capitol Hill...
Slick's heart's empty, cold, and hard!!
Yes, we'll keep FReepin'...we must not stop!!
Left's just not Right!! The Righteous the Left doth fear!!
It's a worthwhile fight...gotta use our heads (UNNNHHH!!)
Truth's gonna save the day...
No matter what...Bill will feel Justice!!
We know...Slick knows...FReepers never forget!!

Kosovo Slaughter...Death rainin' from the sky!!!
Dethrone the TYRANT!!

FReegards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-01   17:34:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#26. To: All (#25)


Terrie "The PUNK FEYrie" McAuliffe is a Chi-Com WHORE!!
Sez so on the MUDCAVE WALLS...Gotzta B TRUE!!


NOW!!!

I am PREDICTING a GOP Landslide in Virginia tomorrow...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-01   17:41:16 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#27. To: WWG1WWA, PapaJohn, MamaSue, Eener, Bippy, DOG, BORIS, JessieLee, JakeyBoy (#15)

"Yes Virginia, There IS a God!!"

UPDATE: Democrat Terry McAuliffe has conceded to Republican Glenn Youngkin in the Virginia governor’s race, a stunning defeat for Virginia Democrats who had not lost a statewide contest since 2009.

“While last night we came up short, I am proud that we spent this campaign fighting for the values we so deeply believe in,” McAuliffe said. "Congratulations to Governor-elect Glenn Youngkin on his victory.”

McAuliffe spokesman Jake Rubenstein said McAuliffe conceded to Youngkin in a voicemail; the call has not been returned yet. McAuliffe will not be speaking publicly today, he added.

Previous story:

Republican Glenn Youngkin claimed a narrow victory Tuesday night to become Virginia's next governor, summoning cultural divisions and promising tax cuts to end Democrats' sweeping power over the state.

At 12:37 a.m. Wednesday the Associated Press declared Youngkin, a former private equity executive making his first run for office, the victor over former Gov. Terry McAuliffe, who ran as a business-friendly moderate Democrat who would defend liberal social policies and bring economic growth to the state.

Youngkin led 51% to 48%, edging the Democrat by claiming back a slice of the suburban vote that had recently swung for Democrats, while boosting turnout in the state’s rural west. ..."

GOOD RIDDANCE 2 THE KORRUPT KLINTON KLAN!!!
Unless Chelsea Klinton GROWS SOME CHARISMA,
The Money-Grubbing Scheme Slick Willie created is OVER!!
The Clinton Corruption Machine has LOST ITS LAST BEST CHANCE at RELEVENCY!!

GOOD 4 U, Good Ol' Virginny...MUD33

BTW...Virginia is now a PURPLE State Once Again.

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-03   11:09:24 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#28. To: All (#27)

"Your aims are high, and you are capable of much."
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

Good to know...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-03   11:13:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#29. To: All (#28)

"Black III"

"The Wait..."
(To be sung to The Band's "The Weight")

I pulled into DeeCeeTown...met Dubyuh 'bout half past ten...
"Patriot, help US, please"..."Sir, I'll do my best!!"
"Hey Mudboy, can you tell me, how to counteract The Left?!"
MUD just grinned )=^D and shook his hand, "Yep!!" was all I said!!

Take the load off, Dubyuh, leave Ol' Slick fer ME!!
Take the load off, Dubyuh...and...and...and...
You put the load...put the load...Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee- aheee...)

Gathered up my facts...Willie Clinton gots no place to hide!!
Folks saw MUDZ karma...and James Carville walkin' side by side...
MUD said, "Hey Carville...come on, you/me throwin' down!!"
James said, "NO...I fear ya, bro...but Mary'll stick aroun'!!"

Take the load off, Fuzzball...I'll do Slick fer FRee!!
Take the load off, Limbaugh...and...and...and...
You hand the ball...PASS the damn BALL to ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)

Stalked down Mark Warner...US FReeper Boyz, we don't play!!
Left fears the Truth...next election is Left's Judgement Day!!
The Truth, my FRiends...we shall make Dem MARXISTS see!!
MUD says, "Country's worth savin', folks, won't you help stand against Left's Tyranny?!!"

Take the load off, Granny...strike a blow fer FRee!!
Take the load off, Seniors...and...and...and...
Please put the load Right on me!!

Willie's Jesters hounded me...but I fought them with my thoughts...
Left said, "We would fix yer a$$, but MUD don't break no laws!!"
MUD sang, "Wait a minute, Agent...you know MUDZ a Peaceful Man."
He said, "You're OKAY, Boy, I just pray you git that pr**k!!!"

Take the load off, Country...fer OUR Country, FReep!!
Take the load off, Sheeple...and...and...and...
Just put the load, put the load, Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)

Get your COURAGE UP...folks, let's FReep Slick fer Left's crimes!!
The Left is sinking low, and I do believe it's time...
To take back this Great Nation...y'all know we'll have some fun!!
HOOS sent me here with their FReegards fer everyone!!

Take the load off, Ashcroft...INDICT SLICK WILLIE!!!
Take the load off, Congress...and...and...and...
Just fight Dem HO's, Justice knows...RE-IMPEACH!!

Mudboy Slim (26 October 2001)

My youngest brother's wife's being induced today at 6:00 am...
The Prescient One says it's gonna be a Bouncin'BabyBOY!!
Boris...YOU da Man!! Becky...YOU da WO-Man!!

FReegards...MUD

1 posted on 10/26/2001, 6:22:36 AM by Mudboy Slim
(Justice@int.Negotiable!!)

Blast from the Past...MUD33

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-03   11:28:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#30. To: pookie18 (#28)


Electrocute Dr. Anthony "Mengela" Fauci 4 MASS-MURDER!!


RATZ R FUNNY...unless they are running the Country!!


Man-Made Global Warming is a Marxist HOAX, U IDIOTS!!


FIRE ALL DemRATZ and RINOZ in DeeCee!!
And there is NO SUCH THING as an "Essential Federal BureaucRAT"!!


The Demon-RAT Party has been EXPOSED as Power-hungry Effete Elitists!!

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-03   11:42:09 ET  (9 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#31. To: Cyber-Band, ChaseR, Landru, Snow Bunny, FallGuy, kristinn, Clarity, Jim Robinson, stand watie (#28)

31 July 1999

President William J. Clinton
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, N.W.
Washington, D.C. 20500

Re: Mudboy Slim and the Libertarians' "Simple Lust Fer Justice"

Dear Mr. President:

A number of months have now passed since the United States Senate failed in its Constitutional Duty to uphold and protect the sanctity of the Office of the Presidency of the United States, by sleep-walking through a sham Impeachment Trial and thereby allowing a blatant Perjurer, Obstructer of Justice, and out-and-out lowlife to retain the once- revered Oval Office. While this failure was indeed disappointing to millions upon millions of patriotic Americans accross this great land of ours, it will ultimately prove invaluable in targeting specific Effete Elite Senators for future removal from elected office. Senators who believe elected officials are above the Laws they themselves enact have no business retaining their Seats of Power, and they will be dealt with in due time. However, the immediate crisis facing this Nation is the indisputable fact that its highest elected official is not only a proven Felon, but we have since learned you are an alleged Rapist (Juanita Broaddrick and others), an Abuser of Power (IRS-Gate, File-Gate, the dog-wagging Kosovo Massacre, and the heretofore under-reported manipulation of the National Media), and a bought and paid-for Communist-Chinese Traitor to the national interests of the American People. And let no one forget--least of all the Rosenbergs--that TREASON is at the very least an IMPEACHABLE OFFENSE!!

This, of course, will not stand! The wheels of justice may turn all-too- slowly for this man's taste, but they are already turning in preparation for the Re-Impeachment of you, William Jefferson Clinton. Senators who are already on record as approving of a Felon in the Oval Office will soon be presented with the opportunity to weigh in on whether or not they support a TREASONOUS TYRANT whose acceptance of bribes from the Red Chinese Military Leadership--and the "quid-pro-quo" sale of sensitive nuclear technology to same--has resulted in an increasingly dangerous future for all Americans (and an expensive new Cold War with our #1 Geopolitical Foe going into the next Millenium)!! And please realize that, if 34 Democratic Senators vote in defense of your TREASON, it will serve as a well-deserved death-knell for the once-honorable DemocRATic Party...and we'll still convict you and dispatch you from office after the congressional Balance of Power has been dramatically altered on 7 November 2000!!

However, for the good of the Country--and the Office of the Presidency-- we in the so-called "Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy" for Justice are willing to give you one last chance to do what you should have done well over a year ago...RESIGN!! RESIGN before Labor Day '99 and we on the Right may find it in our hearts to curtail the inevitable March To Justice somewhere short of your wasting away the rest of your days calling some Bubba "Schnook'ems" in a 7'x10' honeymoon suite in some Federal Penitentiary. Of course, Hell'ry could still make conjugal visits...LOL! Just blame me, if you'd like, a self-proclaimed "Right-Wing Zealot!" for your premature flight from office. Perhaps you can even "spin it" in such a way as to get you some sympathy points and improve the electoral chances for both Algore AND your wife... nice legacy, by the way...ROFLMAO! Sure, you'll have to give up your Presidential Pension and, of course, you'll be disbarred, but most likely your jailtime can be kept to a few short years. After all the pain and embarrassment you have thrust upon your wife and daughter, will you not spare them the ignominy and pain of having a husband or father rotting away the rest of his once-promising life in prison for TREASON?! For if you do not RESIGN soon, I--and many others--will do everything in our considerable power to guarantee you that the inevitable Tsunami of Justice will proceed as follows:

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DE-PENSION. DISBAR. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
(COURT-MARTIAL/CONVICTION FOR TREASON PENDING FURTHER INVESTIGATION.)

I don't mean to put too fine of a point on this, Slick Willie, you have been officially put on notice! Enjoy the music, then FACE THE MUSIC...RESIGN NOW!!

Quite Sincerely,

Mudboy Slim

Enclosure: Mudboy Slim and the Libertarians' "Simple Lust Fer Justice"

cc. The U.S. House of Representatives
The U.S. Senate
The Mass Media
Fellow VRWC Members

P.S. RESIGN BY LABOR DAY '99, SLICK WILLIE, OR PREPARE TO FACE THE WRATH OF...MUD33

1 Posted on 07/31/1999 21:28:59 PDT by Mudboy Slim (D@Lone.FReeper)

BWAHAHAHAHAHA...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-03   11:53:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#32. To: All (#0)

"If I Were the President..."
(To be sung to the Four Tops' "If I were a Carpenter...")

If I were the President...and you hurt my Nation...
Would you label me IGNORANT?! Why'd you label Bush IGNORANT?!!**
Won't you bite me, Medyuh?!!
If I'd SLAUGHTERED Waco's kids...would you still love me?
Ohhhh...considerin' the necks I'd break...don't reckon you'd like me much...

[To Slick Willie hisself]
SHAME on you fer Kosovo...SHAME on you fer Waco!!
Boy, now yer dealin' with Justice Time...MUD'll haunt all yer tomorrows!!
If I sang accross this Land...could ya still IGNORE ME?!
I'm tellin' ya, Billie, "RUSH IS GOOD!!"
I'd love RATZ to LOATHE MUD!!!

If I wuz a Builder...could Left's thugs find me?!
We'll overthrow Vile DemocRATS...
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!!!
If I were the Governor...and you were a lady...
Well, now...would ya deny me, silly wench?! Won'tcha ICE THAT DOWN, BABY!?!

If I were the President, and you were my Jewel...
Now, would ya Kiss My Flame? (Would you, Fragile Flame?)**
Won'tcha love me, lady?!

OuterBanksMUDrevisited...9/18/01

BTW...the "**" is were I need the assistance of the FReeperGal Chorus...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-03   12:02:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#33. To: All (#27)


Philly SUX CAULK...MUD


INDICT and CONVICT this DemonRAT BASSturd 4 MURDER!!


An UNBEATABLE Ticket, imho...


Thanks 2 Bidenz DemRATZ, those days are LONG GONE!!

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-03   12:11:21 ET  (7 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#34. To: dwbh, Landru, Paul Cruce (#32)

"Bite ME, Slick...You Bully!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Gimme Back My Bullet")

My life's been strange since I began FReepin' Slick...
'Cuz I sing the Hard Line..."Throw Slick Willie in the Clink!!"
But I'll keep on FReepin' like all Patriots do...
Bubba, I got my Band together...gonna ROCK all over you!!

Bite ME, Slick...you Bully!!
Prison's Right where you belong...
Ain't foolin' 'round, boy...get off Air Force One!!
We're gonna FReep 'til yer reign is done!!
Bite ME, Slick...you Bully!!!

Scair't Left-Wing sheeple done hacked my 'puter down...
But we'll have Ol' Slick on his knees...gonna force Slick outta town!!
Folks, Slick's leavin' this Game one step ahead of MUD...
And you WILL see Slick IN CHAINS...Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!

Re-Impeach Slick Willie!!
Prison's right where Slick belongs!!!
Must cast Bill down...or Equal Justice is DONE...
Nation SHALL rise up...DETHRONE CLINTON!!!
Re-Impeach...then Convict Slick Willie!!
You'd best RESIGN, Billy...

(Guitar Jammin')

Been on Slick's butt since back in Ninety-Three...
Feds told me to stop...but I am, therefore I FReep!!
Now MUD's got a Band, we're gettin' better every day...
Tell all them Republicans..."Betta got outta our way!!"
Bite ME, Slick...you Bully!!!
Hell is right where you belong!!
You've met yer match, boy, you TREASONOUS SCUM...
Ain't gonna see no more damage done!!
Re-Impeach...then Convict Slick Willie!!!

(Guitar Jammin' to fade)

Mudboy Slim

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. DISBAR. DE-PENSION. INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

It's that simple, folks...MUD

1 Posted on 08/18/2000 08:42:40 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(Justice@in't.NEGOTIABLE!!!)

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-03   12:19:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#35. To: All (#34)


"LET'S GO, BRANDON!! LET'S GO, BRANDON!! LET'S GO, BRANDON!!"

ROFLMAO...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-03   12:25:54 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#36. To: All (#28)

FRY Doctor Fauci...LEGALLY and CONSTITUTIONALLY!!

ROFLMAO...MUD33

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-03   12:40:52 ET  (7 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#37. To: All (#16)

Say hey wha?

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-03   20:05:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#38. To: PapaSteve, JessieLee, JakeyBoy, MamaWilma, PrincessDiana, bRIANNA, Party@Hardeez, DuhBECKster, EENER (#29)

"Winsome Sears" ROX...MUD33

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-08   11:09:14 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#39. To: PapaSteve, JessieLee, JakeyBoy, MamaWilma, PrincessDiana, bRIANNA, Party@Hardeez, DuhBECKster, EENER (#29)

"Winsome Sears" ROX...MUD33

BTW...Views: 241
Comments: 38

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-08   11:10:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#40. To: The Captain, Cap'n HOOeee, Captain FASCIST!!, PapaSteve (#39)

"The Captain and the Kid!!"
(To be sung to Jimmy Buffettz "The Captain and the Kid")

I never used to miss the chance
To climb up on his knee
Listen to the many tales
Of life upon the sea
We'd go sailin' back on
An' talk of things he did
Tomorrow just a day away
For the captain and the kid

His world had gone from sailin' ships
To rakin' mom's backyard
He never could adjust to land
Although he tried so hard
We both were growin' older then
Wiser with our years
That's when I came to understand
The course his heart still steered

He died about a month ago
While winter filled the air
And though I cried, I was so proud
To love a man so rare
He's somewhere on the ocean now
A place he outta be
With one hand on the starboard rail
He's wavin' back at me

I never used to miss the chance
To climb up on his knee
Listen to his many tales
Of life upon the sea
We'd go sailin' back on
Talk of things he did
The world was just a day away
For the captain and the kid
For the captain
And this kid

Pre...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-08   11:18:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#41. To: All Investors (#40)

Nebraska CornHUSKER...MUD33

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-08   11:21:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#42. To: JessieLEE, EENER, JakeyBoy (#39)

ROFLMAO@EnviroWHACKOZ...MUD33

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-08   11:23:41 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#43. To: JakeyBoy (#38) (Edited)

"CLICHES!!"
(To be sung to Jimmy Buffettz "Cliches")

She's got a ballpark figure
He's got a ballpoint pen
They travel around for weeks at a time
Writin' down descriptions of the places they been

She plays guitar but nothin' fancy
With no intention of becomin' a star
Only thing that's botherin' him these days
Is where he's gonna find a good ten-cent cigar

Cliches
Good ways
To say what you mean
Mean what you say

She never did make her debut
He never made it to class
She's eighty-sixed from the Chart Room
He's twenty nine and pushin' thirty real fast

They're funny when they get to rockin'
Goin' out for a night on the town
' Polaroid pictures that are never in focus
Just to look at when they finally slow down

Full moon
So soon
Wishin' every month of the year could be June

He's always tuned into Star Trek
She's always tuned into him
Hidin' his cookies when he gets the munchies
Tryin' hard just to keep Mudboy Slim!!

Tonight they're gonna go star gazin'
An' try to figure out which one they're near
But try as they might I don't think they'll reach the height
You know you can't get there from here

Full moon
So soon
Wishin' every month of the year could be June

Cliches
Good ways
To say what you mean
Mean what you say
To say what you mean
Mean what you say

Pre...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-08   11:27:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#44. To: JessieLEE (#38)

"Something Soo Feminine About a Mandolin"
(To be sung to Jimmy Buffettz "Something So Feminine...")

It was late in the evenin'
Just a few of us pickin',
But the lady she played
So easy and fine.
And the chords that she strummed
Were so tastefully clever,
They planted this song in my mind.

Cause there's somethin' so feminine,
About a mandolin,
The way that they feel,
The way that they ring.
Just to see slender fingers,
Movin' so fluid,
Made this poor heart to sing.

And when I get older and I have a daughter,
I'll teach her to sing, and play her my song
And I'll tell her some stories I can barely remember
And hope that she will sing along.
Maybe one day she'll take a fancy to pickin',
'Cause when that bug bites you,
You live with the string.
And if she could just strum a few simple measures

She could make some young man sing.

Cause there's somethin' so feminine
About a mandolin.
The way that they feel, the way that they ring.
And that evening in a pasture,
Somewhere near Austin.
Jess' mandolin made me sing,
Her mandolin made me sing.

Pre...MUD33

BTW...I have your Mandolin, JessieLEE...DUE U want lessons 4 Xmas?

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-08   11:46:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#45. To: All (#44)


Terrie "The RAT-punk FEYrie" MacAWFUL is a TREASONOUS COWARD!!
INDICT. CONVICT. COURT-MARTIAL...Then SHOOT T-MAC via Firing SQUAD...
Per the Constitution and the RULE OF LAW!!

QUITE sincereLEE...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-08   11:54:19 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#46. To: All DemocRATZ R RACISTS!! ... Always Have Been...KKKerz, Lost Causerz, Confederatez (#45) (Edited)

ALL DeeCee RATZ ARE LYING, CHEATING, WHORING SCUMBAGZ and BASSturdz...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-08   11:58:57 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#47. To: All RINOZ (#46)

Most DeeCee RINOZ ARE LYING, CHEATING, WHORING SCUMBAGZ and BASSturdz!!

SincereLEE...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-08   12:00:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#48. To: All (#47)

Does the President of the United States NEED 2 WEAR DEPENDS Adult Diapers?!

U DECIDE...MUD33

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-08   12:03:52 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#49. To: WWG1WWA, TheTruth2004, sherlock, malador, Bill D Berger, palo verde, yukon, beyond the sea, Badeye, domer, r-u-n-n o-f-t (#15)

"Beast Called Rodham!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Beast of Burden")

You ever seen the Beast called Rodham?!
She seeks yer vote, RATS kiss her bottom...
All RATS want is fer you to vote "HILLARY!!"

Yes, I know, Liberty's a burden...
DemRATS're SLIME...Slick Willie's squirtin'!!
All RATS want is fer you to vote "HILLARY!!"

Slick ain't strong enuff...
Hill ain't smart enuff...
Sure, she'll BITCH enuff...
Right's not too blind to see-ee-ee...

You ever seen that Beast in Harlem?!
The LeftWing's stoned...Slick's presence mars 'em!!
Mudboy's on the radio...Come on, Nation, vote 'gainst Hillary!!

Slick ain't bold enuff...
Hill ain't bright enuff...
Truth's a BI+C#, Life's rough...
Right must now fight fer free-ee-ee!!

Ol' Hill'ry grifter...
She loves pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty girls...
Slick loves pretty pretty young'uns pretty pretty pretty girls...
Come on, Voters, please please please!!

I'll tell ya...
Ron Brown killed, no doubt...
Arkancide!!
Slick's a lout...
First, Slick RAPED, then RATS lied!!
Folks, help me out, Help US Out!!
Vote her out 'cuz of Tyranny!! Yeah...

Yes, RATZ breed sickness...
Right must SUCK IT UP!!
Throw Left's LIES at me...
We shall shrug it off!!
There's one thing, Nation...
That you should understand...
DemRATS love Hillary...
She SHAN'T be Prez-uh-dent!!

Slick ain't rough enuff...
Hill ain't tough enuff...
Sure, she'll BI+C# and stuff...
RATS love it rough...OOH OOH...OOOH...

You ever seen the Beast called Rodham?!
She seeks yer vote, RATS kiss her bottom!!
Never never never never never be...

You ever seen the Beast called Rodham?!
She seeks yer vote, RATS kiss her bottom!!
All Left wants is more and more tyranny!!

Mudboy Slim (18 May 2007)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-08   12:14:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#50. To: All (#49)

Fitty...MUD33

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-08   12:14:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#51. To: All (#50)

EAT S#!T and DIE, Virginia DemonRATZ...YOU SUCK CAULK!!

SincereLEE...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-09   11:22:13 ET  (3 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#52. To: WWG1WWA, EENER, PapaSteve, MamaWilma, BIPpee, DOG, BORIS, JessieLEE, JakeyBoy (#15)

"Black IX"

"MAC-AULIFFE!!"
(To be sung to Hank Williams, Jr.'s version of his daddy's song, "KAW- LIGA!!")

McAuliffe is a two-bit minion grovellin' fer RATZ Whores!!
He sold his Soul to Ol' Slick Willie...sold Chi-Coms OUR Guns of War!!
MAC-AULIFFE!! OOOOOOOOOHHH!! Grinnin' there as if Right doesn't know...
FReepers demand answers...you gotta go!!

T-Mac always wore his pin-striped suits and pissed good folks off a lot...
That Traitor stole from Union folks and smoked way too much pot!!
MAC-AULIFFE!!! OOOOOOOHHH!!! Too corrupt to ever do what's Right...
Because yer heart is stained from constant lyin'!!

(CHORUS)
IN-DICT McAuliffe...Equal Justice demands this!!
CON-VICT McAuliffe...'Tis in Prison he shall live!!
Is it any wonder that Slick's face is red...
McAuliffe, yer Party's good as dead!!

McAuliffe is a lowly minion...Sheeple just don't care.
His fate is fixed to the Clinton Traitors but the Voters ain't aware!!
MAC-AULIFFE!!! OOOOOOOOOOHHH!! In yer trial evidence'll grow...
Right'll make sure, then, the Sheeple know.

Then one day that Winnick shyster bought the Indian maid
And took her, oh, so far away, but "PUNK McAuliffe stayed!!"

MAC-AULIFFE!! OOOOOOOOOHHH!! "PUNK" stole from Winnick's Global Crossing...
And wishes he was still McLowlife's Schemes.

(CHORUS)
IN-DICT MAC-AULIFFE!! Equal Justice demands this!!
CON-VICT MAC-AULIFFE!! In a prison cell he shall live!!
Is it any wonder that Left's face is red...
MAC-AULIFFE...RAT Party's good as dead!!!

Mudboy Slim

BTW... "McLowlife's 'Global Crossing Scandal'"

Me and the Missuz were married nine years ago today at the St. John's Church on Church Hill in Richmond, VA...
the same church wherein Patrick Henry gave his famous "Give Me Liberty or Give Me Death" speech.
Any role that this thread can play in the Inevitable Indictment of DNC Chairman Terrence "The Punk" McAuliffe is dedicated to my partner-fer- life.

Anybody else out there got Terry McAuliffe's Home Address in their Rolodex?!

Let's Roll...MUD

1 posted on 7/31/2002, 2:03:03 AM by Mudboy Slim

BLAST from the PAST...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-09   11:43:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#53. To: All REAL, TRUE Patriotic Americans (#51)


The DEVIL is a LIAR + DemRATZ are ALL LIARS = DemRATZ are SATAN!!


IGNORE the Marxist RAT-media!!


FAREWELL, BRANDON!!!
FAREWELL, BRANDON!!!
FAREWELL, BRANDON!!!
FAREWELL, BRANDON!!!
FAREWELL, BRANDON!!!
FAREWELL, BRANDON!!!
FAREWELL, BRANDON!!!
FAREWELL, BRANDON!!!
FAREWELL, BRANDON!!!

Good Riddance, TRAITOR JOE!!

SOW Sayeth the Word of...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-09   11:55:39 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#54. To: All (#0)

"Hannity DESTROYS McAuliffe in Interview!!"

Hannity: Alright Terry, let me ask you this.

McAuliffe: Shoot Sean.

Hannity: He spent 20 years in the United States Senate, 300 Bills proposed, he only passed five. Can you look into the camera right there -- and don't spin -- one specific piece of legislation that John Kerry passed that made this country better in the past 20 years. Look right in the camera right there. What is it?

McAuliffe: Yeah. I can tell you John Kerry was involved in a lot of pieces of legislation.

Hannity: No, no, no. One he wrote, that one accomplishment with his name on it. One bill. Look into the camera.

McAuliffe: First of all Sean, John Kerry has worked on the United States Senate --

Hannity: One bill.

McAuliffe: Working on. He's working on the Small Business bill, he's worked on defense appropriations. He's had a lot of bills with his name on them.

Hannity (over McAuliffe): One bill. Name one that he's accomplished on his own.

McAuliffe: He did a small business financing to help small businesses that he did in the 90s.

Hannity: What did it do? Small Businesses in the 90s?

McAuliffe: Provide loans for more small businesses to go out and --

Hannity: That's it in 20 years? One bill in 20 years? That's all he's done?

McCauliffe: First of all Sean, this election is a referendum first and foremost on George Bush's failed leadership.

Hannity (over McCauliffe): 20 years, that's all he's done?

McAuliffe: George Bush is the first president in 72 years not to create a single job.. he's got a defecit of $424 --

Hannity: I've got your talking points. I got another question. Let me ask you this.

McAuliffe (over Hannity): He couldn't answer any questions today.

Hannity: No, he did. Let me ask you this question.

McAuliffe: What did he answer? The minimum wage? Health care? Immigration?

Hannity: Let me ask you this question. I'll ask the questions.

McAuliffe: I got my time to answer them.

Hannity: The tone in Washington came up tonight and throughout this campaign, I want to know if you support your candidate repeatedly referring to the President as misleading and lying to the country, Ted Kennedy saying he concocted a war for political gain. Howard Dean saying that the President knew about the events -- that he knew about 9/11 ahead of time. Dennis Kuscinich saying that he targeted civilians for assassination.

These are the leaders of your party. That's the negative tone of Washington. Look in the cameras and tell Americans that you are proud of what your leading Democrats said.

McAuliffe: No I don't think that's true.

Hannity: Are you proud of what they've said. Do you support those statements?

McAuliffe: I am very proud of what the Democrats have done in this campaign, yeah.

Hannity: The President's a liar? You want to call him a liar?

McAuliffe: You bet I do.

Hannity: You support that?

McAuliffe: Absolutely.

Hannity: And the President concocted a war for political gain? And the President targeted civilians for assassinations?

McCauliffe: Look, look at tonight. George Bush tonight said that he didn't say that about Usama Bin Laden and said it Sean. He couldn't answer the questions Sean.

Hannity: Do you believe George Bush knew about 9/11 ahead of time? Do you believe that?

McAuliffe: No, I don't believe it.

Hannity: As Howard Dean advanced. Don't you think it's wrong that Howard Dean said that?

McAuliffe: I'll let Howard Dean speak for himself. Ask me the questions ---

Hannity: He's your party. You're the head of the party...."

(Transcript continues at link...)

Virginia did itself a GREAT FAVOR by defeating Bill Clintonz BUTTBOY...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-09   12:10:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#55. To: Cyber-Band, dead, FallGuy, Clarity, goldilucky, yankhater, Flora McDonald, Race Bannon, Trueblackman (#52)

"Got Sky Above and Ol' MUD Below"
(To be sung to Tom Russell's "The Sky Above and the Mud Below")

Two Libs strolled in from the North...one rainy Autumn night...
The sky above...and the mud below...
They walked into Ol' Mudboy's Bar...they were DemonRATS by site...
Big Guy's above...but there's MUD below...
They flashed their Guv'ment Credit Card...
"You'll pay, Slim!!" Slick Willie charged!
Ol' Mudboy slams their liquor down...
Dem Lib'rals start to drinkin'...

Their souls were Void and Black...they FED on Voter's FEARS!!
The Sky above...and Ol' MUD below...
Two Lib'rals oh-so-Powerful...rumor wuz Dem-boyz ARE queer...
Their LIES disturbed Good Ol' Mudboy so!!
Then JimRob FReeped in, "That beats all...
Slick's "WANTED" poster's on Slim's wall...
Bill Clinton and McAuliffe...
TRAITORS from the White House!!
"

Now them Lib'rals they were Chi-Com Whores...National Security they attacked!!
They're LYIN' SCUM!! Tell 'em MUD said so!!
They prance amongst their Medyuh Bores..."Gravitas" Dem Leftists lack...
Good Lord's above...got Ol' MUD below!!
At Mount Carmel near WacoTown...thuggish Slick BLITZKRIEGED that Compound...
Two dozen children's deathly howls...
One FACT...the Left's avoided!!

Now Ol' Mudboy was a FReeper...whose known Slick's a DISGRACE!!
Slick's LYIN' SCUM...tell'im MUD said so!!
He owned that Bar and a memory...Medyuh Whore'd could not erase!!
Lord's high above...got Ol' MUD below!!
Yeah, Mudboy he could FReep in verse...
The Culture War Right SHALL reverse...
MUDZ a Patriot, folks, the Left he'd CURSE...
One man you did not anger!!!

Lord's high above...got MUD below...
Remove Slick's stain...RE-IMPEACH the 'HO!!
Two Lib'rals who did not know...
How much Slim loves this Nation!!

Slick Willie, he's the bold one...MUD inquired about his "quirks"...
"You'll fry," said Bill, "'cuz I run this show!!"
T-Mac said, "Mudboy, we RAPE Sheeple...'cuz they're helpless twirps...
We're LYIN' SCUM...but OUR Base don't know!!
Slim, $18 Million I did snake...
From Global Crossings' clueless skanks!!
Boy, read the polls, Ol' Dubyuh's tanked...
Big Guv'ment's on a roll!!!"

Well, these DemonRATS they wuz IGNORANT...they didn't know who Mudboy wuz...
Good Lord's above...got Ol' MUD below.
That FReeper's face grew darker...folks, MUD measured every word...
The sky above...and the mud below...
"You Commie-Pinko sons of bitches...
Feel my wrath, you TREAS'NOUS Wretches...
RESIGN NOW...LEAVE DEECEE QUICK!!!
Yer Free Days are a dwindlin'!!!"

Slick Willie ABUSED the I.R.S. ...Bill's tryin' to take OUR Guns...
Slick's spies were called....they attacked Dubyuh!!
Too late 'cuz MUD had a groooovy sound...and a flamin' writin' pen...
Lord's high above...we got MUD below!!
Slick called his Leftist Minions near...
MUDZ just grinnin' EAR-TO-EAR!!! )=^D
Said, "Court's in Session...hear ye, hear...
You're all done Presidin'!!!"

Well, T-Mac's Trial commenced and folks did sing...Bill's denials were a JOKE!!
You LIE with pigs...you forfeit yer soul!!
MUD said, "We'll cut Big Guv'ment, boys...we'll cut taxes fer ALL good folks!!
Slick's LYIN' SCUM...and the Left MUST know!!
The Constitution it says somewhere...Crimes are Crimes...Justice Don't Care...
Covet not thy Neighbor's Share...
That's why we fought the Revolution!!"

Now that ol' Times-Dispatch headline...hangs framed on Mudboy's Wall...
"Clinton DETHRONED...Lib'rals DESTROYED at Polls!!"
Next to MUD's "Reagan Portrait"...Dutch points Rightward from a horse...
Blue skies above...sure do miss him so.
Folks, Dem twisted Lib'rals must be whacked...
Our Country's SOUL, Left has attacked...
Slick's TYRANNY Right SHALL retract...
Bill shouldda stuck to Guv'nin'!!

Blue skies above...clear stream below...
The Lib'rals' reign...is damnear o'er!!
The Clinton Curse has been DETHRONED!!
We celebrate Truth's New Mornin'!!!

MUD (9/25/00)

FReepers...it's time to Make Yer Stand!!
Please join your fellow Patriots in Washington, DeeCee on the ??? of October 2002!!
It promises to be a day none of us will ever forget!!

FReepersUp...MUD

1 Posted on 09/25/2000 09:43:19 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Sic Semper Tyrannis)

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-09   12:24:58 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#56. To: All (#53)


BIDEN has ALWAYS been a Mental Midget...and NOW he is getting WORSE!!


With all Marxists, just follow the money RATZ STEAL!!


DemRATZ Marxist ObamaNation is DEAD ON ARRIVAL!!!

The DemocRATic Party has ALWAYS Been a Party for Power-Hungry RACIST ASSHOLEZ...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-09   12:33:47 ET  (6 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#57. To: interpretor, BorisY, Michael Ledeen (#54)

Source: National Review Online
Published: 10 March 2000 Author: Michael
Posted on 03/11/2000 22:42:20 PST by Mudboy Slim

"I spent more than twenty years studying fascism, and all that time I kept asking myself how the democratic countries of the West could have been so blind, and how they could have been so totally unprepared for Hitler's war. After all, he had written Mein Kampf, which pretty much laid it all out. Once in power, he set about arming the country, making menacing sounds to his neighbors, crushing the Jews and separating them out of the population, and preparing to march. It was all so clear. He made no effort to trick us. We simply refused to believe what was right in front of our noses. In the fullness of time, the other Europeans were cannon fodder for Hitler's armies, and the United States did virtually nothing until we were bombed into war by the Japanese.

Then I look at China today, and I ask myself the same questions. China's leaders have made no bones about their hatred for us. They have loudly and publicly announced their intention to develop armies capable of destroying us. They have threatened to bomb Los Angeles if we do anything to annoy them, especially in the defense of democratic Taiwan. They have been busily crushing religious groups in China who dare recognize any authority other than the regime itself, and are separating them out of the population. There is no effort to trick us, none of the legendary inscrutability of the East. It is all so clear.

In the past few days, both the CIA and the FBI have warned about the increasing Chinese espionage in the United States, aimed primarily at obtaining our advanced military technology. One wonders why they bother, since we've been quite willing to sell them most anything they need. Clinton and Gore have deliberately and systematically armed China, and when a tiny handful of congressmen tried to get the details, Clinton and Gore quashed investigations and withheld evidence from investigators.

Meanwhile, the Chinese prepare for war, and warn us of its consequences. The headlines for the past several weeks have reported an endless barrage of threats from Beijing: There will be war with Taiwan if it dares to act as an independent country, and war with us if we dare to defend them, as we have sometimes promised to do. It may be all bluff and bluster, but, I keep thinking, that's what lots of people said about Hitler.

The Taiwanese elections are now ten days away, and the Chinese show all the signs of preparing to attack. They have moved an enormous quantity of military materiel down south, just across the straits from Taiwan. They have hordes and swarms of soldiers, bundles of missiles, plenty of aircraft. The intelligence community reports these facts to our leaders, but our leaders are silent. Great journalists like Bill Gertz report these facts to the public, but there is no outcry. We are strong enough to deter China, but we show no sign of wanting to warn them off. On the contrary: we welcome their military leaders, escort them around our bases, sell them our best weapons, and even train their soldiers. Not even the most feckless French leaders would have dreamed of training the Wehrmacht, or of selling advanced technology for the Panzer corps.

Whether now or a few years from now, it is increasingly likely that we will have to fight China, and we have done everything possible to ensure that they will win. In the 1930s, Western businessmen did deals with the Nazis, but there was no leading Western government that armed the Third Reich as a matter of official policy. But we are arming China. Clinton and Gore are Lenin's dream come true: capitalists selling communists the rope with which to hang us.

Some legacy."

"Bill Clinton has sold out this Country's security in a devil's pact to remain in power. At this point, he couldn't stand up to the Chi-Coms even if he were so inclined, because they would leak such compellingly concrete evidence of his treasonous, anti-American activities that even the Clinton Sycophants in the Vast, Left-Wing Media Whore'd would have to sit up and take notice!! Algore is similarly compromised and cannot be trusted to act in the best interests of the United States in matters relating to China. For all you folks who think there is no difference between the DemonRATS and Republicans, please watch this issue carefully over the next eight months...we cannot afford another four-to-eight years of Clinton/Gore policies as they relate to China. And for you BushBackers out there, please make every effort to impress upon Dubyuh the absolute necessity of making ChinaGate an integral issue in the upcoming presidential campaign.

FReegards...MUD

1 Posted on 03/11/2000 22:42:20 PST by Mudboy Slim
(Treason.is@Capital.Crime!!)

Told ya sow...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-09   12:40:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#58. To: coteblanche, Sabertooth, MeeknMing, HalfIrish, summer, poet, Cincinatus' Wife, mommadooo3 (#55)

"No Sympathy Fer the Lib'rals!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Sympathy for the Devil")

Please allow me to introduce the World...
To the Left, they feel no shame!
Been around here for forty long years...
Stole many a man's Hope and Faith!
Fascists in Power when Jesus Christ...
Bore our crosses and bore our pain.
Made damn sure our Savior...
Wouldn't threaten their Evil Reign!
Please believe me...Lib'rals are to blame!
Despite their righteous talk, more Power is their aim!!

They saw their chance in St. Petersburg,
When they saw the Monarchy had been shamed.
Killed the Czar and his ministers...
As well as any Man who could think!
They rode the tanks in Heil Hitler's ranks...
When the blitzkrieg raged and all Waco stank!
Please believe me...Socialists are to blame!
Oh, yeah! Bloody failures, yet, they seem oblivious to shame!

They cheered with glee helpin' Pol Pot succeed...
Led by Hanoi Jane, their hands are bloody-stained!
They shouted out, "Who killed the Left's Elite?"
While slaughterin' all who just wished to breathe free!
Let me please clarify myself, these Elites have wealth and "taste"...
But their attacks on Liberty...have become a National Disgrace!!

I swear to you, DemocRATZ are to blame!!!
Oh yeah! But what's puzzlin' me is their arrogant lack of shame!
Ah, yeah!...Go out and get 'em, boys!!

(cool guitar jammin')

Please believe me, Slick's tyrants are to blame.
Oh yeah! But what's important now is the ending of Bill's reign!

'Cuz the Prez'dent's just a criminal...and all his critics Saints!
While I could call Slick "Lucifer," I'll exhibit some restraint!
When you see Slick, show due courtesy...
But have no sympathy, 'cuz Bill's a snake!
Condemn all his corrupt politics, or be ashamed to show your face!!

Pleased to meet you...Mudboy Slim's my name!
Uhm, yeah! Bringin' Clinton down is why I must serenade.
Uhmm, I mean it...Get out...Yeehah...Resign!...Get on out, BOY! Ah, yeah!

Tell you Country, Lib'rals are their name.
Tell you, voters, it's something you can change!
Tell us, Willie, where's your shame?!
Tell you one thing, Slick's to blame!!
Ooh Hoo! Ooh Hoo! Wahoo! Alright! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ah yeah!

MUDBOY SLIM

67 posted on 08/06/2002 2:56:23 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim

I love singing this song, too...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-09   12:47:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#59. To: All (#56)


FAREWELL, BRANDON!!
FAREWELL, BRANDON!!
FAREWELL, BRANDON!!


BWAHAHAHAHA...Farewell, Brandon...
RESIGN NOW, YOU MARXIST TRAITOR 2 America!!

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-09   12:58:01 ET  (8 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#60. To: Mudboy Slim (#59)

A K A Stone  posted on  2021-11-09   19:56:30 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#61. To: A K A Stone (#60)

I have all those spices in my spice rack, except 4 the White Pepper, which I just ran out of...what are we spicing up, my friend?

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-10   10:59:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#62. To: All (#18)

Black X: "Bubba!!" (Indict DNC Chairman McAuliffe...NOW!!!)

"Bubba!!"
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Mother")

Whew...

Bubba...ain't it time you dropped the bong?!
Bubba...you should know the Left's just Wrong!!
Bubba...what'cha think? That Right ain't got no balls?!
Ohhhh...Ahhhh...FReepers gonna raze yer walls!!

Bubba...why'd you run for president?!
Bubba...where's yer shame and embarrassment?!
Bubba...you shall pay fer all yer crimes!!
Ohhhh...Ahhhhh...Justice's justa passion of mine!!

Hush now, Effete Lib'rals, don't you cry...
Mudboy's gonna make all DemRATS' nightmares come true...
FReepers gonna crush all of you Socialist Fools!!
Patriots gonna FReep you right here...FReedom shall ring!!
We shan't believe lies...that the Medyuh doth sing!!
Limbaugh's gonna keep trainin' RightWing to swarm!!
Ohhhh...Bill, Osama...bill,
Ohh...Clinton, ya know Voters Gonna Oust RATZ This Fall!!

(hauntingly kewl guitar solo)

Country, do you think we've seen enough...Tyranny?!
Voters, don't you see Slick's dangerous...to the FRee?!
FReepers, Right must tear Left's GoldenBoy apart!!
Oohhhh...Aaahhh...McAuliffe is just the start!!
Hush now, Leftist Medyuh, why'd you LIE?!
Sheeple gonna find out all of the damage y'all do...
FReepers shall educate all Dem Ignorant Fools!!
Country's gonna wake up to Clinton's TREASON...
Bubba, we'll always find out just where you've been,
Mudboy's gonna keep FReepin' 'til Slick's in chains!!
Ooohhhh...Willie, Ooohhhh...Slick Willie,
Ooohhhh Clinton, yer only a Traitor to me!!

Bubba, fer yer Tyranny, boy, you shall fry!!

Mudboy Slim

Sic Semper Tyrannis...MUD

1 posted on 09/11/2002 6:12:17 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-10   11:11:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#63. To: All (#59)

RATZ B MORONZ...especially Joe Biden, DemRATZ MORON-IN-CHIEF ...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-10   11:15:57 ET  (3 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#64. To: All (#0)

"Virginia Paves the Way for Trump’s Return!!"

"Fundamentally, the United States is a political society based on personal freedom, a free market, and on democratically legislated and responsibly enforced laws. The current administration’s belief in virtually unrestricted immigration, higher taxes, authoritarian regulation—including COVID vaccine mandates, and a heavy redistribution of wealth from those who have earned it to those who have not—are all antagonistic to the ethos that the United States has had for all of its history. In the circumstances, some sort of reversal was almost inevitable and is the off-year American electoral custom.

Those who were surprised by the Republican victory in Virginia and the near-dead heat in New Jersey had not recognized the extent of the affront to traditional democratic voters of the Sanders-woke- leftward lurch.

But Terry McAuliffe’s comeback campaign for governor of Virginia will have to rank in the future as one of the most inept election efforts in the history of any large State...

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-10   11:23:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#65. To: Paul Cruce, Landru, sultan88 (#62)

"Treason and High Crimes"
(To be sung to the Outlaws' "Green Grass and High Tides")

It's a place your children dream of, where great men once led the free...
Ol' Abe Lincoln, Ronald Reagan, Washington each graced the seat...
FDR, Kennedy, and Jefferson once served the office with pride!
But now we've got Slick Willie bangin' young interns...
Left-Wing tells us, "Let it slide..."

Well, Clinton's been a damned disgrace, spy stories all ring true...
If you say, "It's all Okay!", what does that say 'bout you?!
Med'yuh refuses to ask tough questions, as though Slick were King.
But patriots cannot believe in Bill,
'Cuz Slick's sold his soul to Beijing!! Left declares...

"Treason and high crimes don't matter!"
Good DemocRATs fallin' from glory...
Still, Lib'rals say, "We adore you!"
Left's King's a freak...good folks abhor you-oouu!!

(Guitar Jammin')

Those who don't fight Evil find their souls have been sold cheap...
Numb poltroons can't see how Power has warped Ol' Slick Willie!
Crimes and Slime define Left's WHORE, they take up all his time.
We'll next CONVICT, then Slick will do his prison time...
Right'll force him there!!!

Treason and High Crimes will be proved...
Will DemonRATs follow Slick blindly?!
The Left-Wing says, "We adore you!"
Election's soon...voters will show you-oouu!
Yeah...the Right'll slaughter you-ou-ou-ouuu...!!!
(Mo' Guitar Jammin' to fade)

FReegards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-10   11:29:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#66. To: All (#63)


Doctor Anthony Fauci is a LYING, RAT-bassTURD MASS-MURDERER and Chi- Com WHORE and
He needs to be PROSECUTED, CONVICTED, then DIE VIA the Electric Chair!!

SOW sayeth the Word of...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-10   11:38:48 ET  (4 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#67. To: All (#59)


ALL RATZ ARE RACISTS!!


ALL Antifa Members are TRYsexual...RATZ TRY but ONLY F*CK DemSelves...MUD


FRY that RAT-bassTURD...ASAP!!

Bwahahahahaha...MUD33

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-10   11:49:11 ET  (6 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#68. To: BKO, heavyd, CHIEF negotiator (#18)

"Behind Left's Lies"
(To be sung to The Who's "Behind Blue Eyes")

T-Mac knows what it's like...
To be Left's BagMan...to be Slick's Stag, man...
Behind Left's Spies!!
DemRATS know what it's like...
To be hated, Lib'rally-jaded...
Believin' Marxist LIES!!

Folks, help my dreams...fer "T." McAuliffe...
Help my Prescience come to be!!
Righteous Power, be not lonely...
Right's Goal is Vengeance...fer Tyranny!!

No one knows what it's like...
To feel these feelings...like I do...and I blame YOU!!
Country, we must harness our anger...
None of our pain and woe...shall show through!!

Folks, my dreams...they aren't that risky...
Heed my prescience...Help US FReep!!
Po' McAuliffe, he's MUD's only...
Right's GOAL is Vengeance...fer Tyranny-ee-ee!!

When Justice beckons, crush Left's Jokerz...
Before we lose US to Chi-Com Tools!!
Med'yuh LIES...don't you believe Dems!!
Dethrone Dem RATZ...they're all braindead FOOLS!!
And if I swallow the Med'yuh's EVIL...Strap yer fingers roun' my throat!!
Federal Guv'ment...please help US to change it...
Come this fall, just Make Sure You Vote!!

T-Mac knows what it's like...to be a bad man...
A Leftist Madman, behind Left's Lies!!

MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-10   11:57:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#69. To: All (#49)

"Got Issues!!"
(To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "Scar Tissue")

Got issues, how I wish you saw...
Bombastic Lib'ral know-it-all...
Votes fer lies and RATS' LeftWing Cause...
What's a word like "fair"?!
Why that far-off stare?! Yer just sosh'list fools and...
What's the word on Kerry?! You Big Guv'ment tools...yeah!!

Patriots, we must stand tall...
Whup Left's nutty world...help Big Guv'ment fall!!
Callin' all folks like myself...
To fight fer starts of State-wide wealth 'cuz...
"FRee"'s the word, I care...we're voters, too!!
FReep the World, I swear...Left's broken fools and...
Righteous world is "fair"...you'll know it, too!!

(nice guitar break)

MUD's "cause" is the RAT-whore'd's fall...
Lib-uhh-rulls think they know it all!!
Leftists lies 'bout Viet Nam, but...
Trust the words I share...
Righteous World's quite "fair"!! Dem Leftist goons...
What's the word on Kerry? Left's sosh'list fool!!

Ain't jokin' 'cuz Slick broke the law...
Left ain't Right...RATS gotta fall!!
Oughtta FReep...answer the call...
Yer Nation needs you, too...gonna have a Ball!!
"FRee"'s the word, I care...we're voters, too!!
FReep the World, I swear...Left's broken fools and...
Righteous world is "fair"...you'll know it, too!!

(sweet guitar pickin')

Got issues, how I wish you saw...
Quite spastic Lib'ral know-it-all...
Chi-Com spies and Leftists who pause...
RightWing World ain't scary!!
Righteous World's quite "fair"...US voters knew!!
RightWing world ain't scary!! Sing righteous tunes!!
FReep the World...we care!! US voters knew!!

Regards...MUD (12/21/2004)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-10   12:06:31 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#70. To: PapaSteven, MamaWilma, BIPpee, DOG, BORIS the Clitoris, EENERimgp (#67)


VA Lt. Governor Winsome Sears is an Up&Coming Political Powerhouse!!


Becuz ALL DemRATZ are either BASSturds or BITCHES!!

Quite sincereLEE...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-10   12:17:28 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#71. To: All (#63)

Michelle Malkin is a "TEN", imho...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-10   12:19:40 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#72. To: Captain J.G. MOEreese, Landru, Cyber-Band, Rush Limbaugh, JakeyBoy, JessieLee (#52)

"I'm Gonna Be Rush Limbaugh!!"
(To be sung to Travis Tritt's "I'm Gonna Be Somebody")

Mudboy played his guitar 'gainst Slick's LeftWing Sacred Cows...
Folks, it's hard for a PoorBoy to find the Money!!
MUD Loved Persperation, he had Pure Heart and Soul.
Mudboy knew he was born to sing!!!

Captain said, "Get a Real Job...Support Yer Family...
'Cuz there's No Future in them songs yer singin'!!!
"
Ol' MUD never said a word, that FReeper just kept goin'...
Late at Night, Deaf Could Hear MUD sing!!! MUD said...

(FReeperGal CHORUS)
I'm gonna be somebody!!!
One of these days...Right's gonna break Left's Chains!!!
I'm gonna be like Ronnie...someday!!!
You can bet your hard-earned dollar I will!!

The Road Was a Struggle, took him six years to the top...
But now MUD's Number One on Eee-Eye-Bee Radio...
Still can't believe how FReepers come from miles around...
When it seemed like only yesterday...MUD was sayin'...

"I wanna be Rush Limbaugh!!!
One of these days...We'll just erase Left's Shame!!
I'm gonna be like Dubyuh...someday!!!
You can bet yer hard-earned dollar I will!!"

Mudboy played Right's HO'Down, one full moon July night...
MUD saw his boy out in the front row...singin'...
It's MUD's pride'n'joy--JakeyBoy--with same Ol' Hungry Eyes...
Looked up at Daddy and sang...

"I'm gonna be like Daddy!!!
One of these days...We'll just erase Left's Shame!!
I'm gonna be Rush Limbaugh...someday!!!
You can bet yer hard-earned dollar I will!!"

You can bet your hard-earned dollar I will.

Dedicatin' this one to my Ol' Man...MUD

290 posted on 11/20/01 10:33 PM Eastern by Mudboy Slim

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-10   12:30:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#73. To: All (#0)

Views: 500

THAT didn't take too long...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-10   12:35:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#74. To: Mudboy Slim (#73)

A K A Stone  posted on  2021-11-12   8:33:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#75. To: A K A Stone (#74)

Awesome post, mi amigo...but we all KNOW RATZ do not teach Critical Race Theory, right? That is what the RAT-media keeps telling US and we all know the Chi-Com-bought&sold DemonRAT Party would never attempt to BRAINWASH our children with their Marxist HATE and DESTRUCTION, right? CNN and MSNBC and the Noo YawkSlimes and the Washington ComPost would NEVER EVER LIE TO the Amer*I*can PEOPLE, RIGHT?

Keep fighting the Good Fight, mi hermano...the GOODguys are about to win IN A ROUT one year from now.

Utmost Regards...MUD

BTW...look 4 Joe "the EMBECILE" Biden--or whoever is pulling his strings these days--to start a war in either Taiwan or the Ukraine in order to stir up patriotic support for the RATZ next November. A majority of the Electorate will see right thru their "WAGtheDOG" military shenanigans and Mondale's loss in 1984 will seem like a walk in the park compared to what TRUMP and his cohorts are gonna do to whatever sacrificial lamb the DeeCee DemonRATZ and RINO SwampDwellerz send forth to be butchered by TheDonald!!

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-13   10:55:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#76. To: All U KlownPuies, Jhoffa_, nolu_chan, Biff Tannen, et al. (#1)

"Views: 610"

I am shooting 4 500K views by the end of the year 4 this thread...why don't U RAT-pu$$ies come and tell me that "MUDZ WRONG!!"?

I Dare ya...NO!! I double-DAWG Dare ya, U LeftWing Marxist FRUITCAKES and BUTT-rapists!!

GUTLESS U*R...and GUTLESS U shall 4ever B, you STOOOPID RATZ!!

Bring it on, BITCHES!!

Quite SincereLEE...MUD aka "Your Intellectual Superior"

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-13   11:05:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#77. To: WWG1WWA, Linux FORTUNE Program (#15)

"You will attract cultured and artistic people to your home."
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

Artistic people are ALWAYS WELCOME at the MUDcave and MUDcave Annex, but I ain't 2 shore 'bout dem "cultured folks"...
Depends on WHICH Culture we R talkin' 'bout, right?

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-13   11:13:27 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#78. To: BorisY, Deckard, Badeye, Angelwood, tgslTakoma, BufordP, Race Bannon, kristinn, Jim Robinson, BobJ, Elle Bee (#73)

DeeCee RATZ and RINOZ are America's SATAN!!
Whatever policies are GOOD for the rest of the Country are anathema 4 these Marxist DeeCee SwampDwellers...
And those IGNORANT LEECHES who believe the Left's LIES!!

"SOW"** Sayeth the Word of...MUD33

P.S. **And we shall REAP the benefits of OUR HARVEST next November!!

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-13   11:22:35 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#79. To: The MORON Klan aka MUDZ Blood Relatives, Capt. John G. Moron, WilmaSue Moron, BIPpee, DOG, BORIS, EENER, JessieLee, JakeyBoy (#78)


Follow the MONEY...we need to find out which of these DeeCee RATZ and RINOZ have stock in Pfizer, J&J, etc. and...
WE SHALL SEE hoo profited from this Fauci-financed, China-produced pandemic.
And China is OVER-POPULATED, so they will continue to send out killer viruses
...as long as it continues to benefit their TYRANNICAL grip on Power.


DeeCeeRATZ are Progressives are Marxists are Communists are TYRANNICAL Power-WHOREZ!!
CAPICHE?!!!

SEE?! There is MUDZ OLD MAN sitting on his arse, being a MORON...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-13   11:38:43 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#80. To: Cyber-Band, conservativemusician, sultan88, jla, Happygal, Landru, goldilucky, FreeTheHostages (#78)

"JoeBidenz Bombed!!"
(To be sung to BB King's "The Thrill is Gone")

The thrill is gone,
JoeBidenz goin' away!!
Yes, JOE is gone, Lib'rals,
Slick Murdered Ron Brown, he did!!
You Know JOE's Done US Wrong, Nation,
And it's High Time Dem Marxists Paid!!

Yes, JOE, yer done,
Punk ain't gettin' 'way from me,
Right AIN'T Movin' On, JOEY,
Yer shrill Media can't help ya stay FRee!!
Although, RATS'll still live on,
It'll be without Slick Willie!!

Yes, BIDENZ Bombed...
Joe Biden, he ain't no good!!
Oh, yes RATZ have bombed babies,
Says killin' kids is good,
Someday, RATZ know chicks'll shun Left's "charms", Ladies...
Just like all Righteous Men do!!

You know I FReep...FReepin' YOU, JOEY!!
Right's FRee from yer spell,
JOE, we'll FReep...FReep 4 Justice!!
Right'll FReep YOU, RapistBill!!
BOY, you know that it's all over,
JOE, we're gonna FReep you straight to Hell!!

Heh heh heh...Mudboy Slim

480 posted on 1/6/2003, 10:05:38 PM by Mudboy Slim

Updated today...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-13   11:49:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#81. To: All (#79)

"Notre Dame versus THE University of Virginia!!"

For the second time this season, the Virginia Cavaliers accumulated nearly 600 yards of offense, and lost by three scores.
In both of those games, Virginia fell behind early. Virginia’s offense is good enough to play catchup, but the defense
hasn’t been good enough to keep the opposition in check for very long. This time, turnovers also hurt.

The Hoos now turn their attention to #7 Notre Dame in their final out of conference game of the season.
The Irish are 8-1 and coming off a 34-6 win over Navy. The Midshipmen actually held a 3-0 lead at the end of the first quarter,
but never got anything going offensively.

Virginia is coming off a much-needed bye week, following a tough loss on the road to BYU. Of course the big story
is the availability of Virginia QB Brennan Armstrong. The nation’s total offense leader suffered broken ribs
late against BYU and his status is unknown at this point.

When: Saturday, November 14, 7:30 Eastern
Where: Scott Stadium
TV: ABC
DraftKing Odds: Virginia is a 5.5 point underdog

WahooWah...MUD33

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-13   11:58:36 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#82. To: Lady Diana, SheelyM aka Partee@Hardeez, BORIS' Beckster, EENER, SHEEN, KerryP (#79)


For the GOOD of the Country, Veep KamelToe Harrass needs 2 RESIGN!!
Then, SleepyJoe Biden needs to name Donald Trump as VEEP...then CreepyJoe can RESIGN!!

Then, TheDonald can run UNOPPOSED in the Autumn of 2024...and the Nation can start to HEAL!!

Quite SincereLEE...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-13   12:05:25 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#83. To: All U MORONZ who Voted for THIS MORON-in-Chief, BTW Pookies Toons ROCK (#82)


Remember the Good Ol' Daze of Yore, when America was Energy-Independent, thanks to Donald Trump? I do...


Becuz even Gorillaz are SMARTER than Dem DeeCee RATZ...duhh!!


RESIGN NOW, YOU BRAINDEAD MORON!! YOU ARE EMBARRASSING MUDZ COUNTRY, YOU Marxist FREAK!!

Quite SincereLEE...MUD33

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-13   12:15:09 ET  (7 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#84. To: Cyber-Band, Landru, Snow Bunny, Paul Cruce, Clarity, BADJOE (#79)

"Poltroons!!"
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Hey Jude")

It's true!! The Left's been had...
Took a bad man and made him Prez'dent.
You Lib'rals, you let Slick into yer heart...
Now we must start to make it better!!
Poltroons, don't be afraid...
Righteous shall just go out and GIT HIM!!
The minute we accept Bill's corruption,
Then Slick will win...we'll have sanctified SIN!!

Yeah, Willie says, "I feel yer pain."
Poltroons, be sane!! Don't tell me The World Will End Without him!
And don't you know y'all look like FOOLS, you shameless TOOLS,
Repeatin' lyin' words...yer part in Slick's Spin!!
Dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah...

Hey News, you let US down...
Bill's a Felon...let's go and GIT HIM!!
Leftist Medyuh, you shouldda known from the start...
Still, there's time to report, unless yer all blinded!!

So sing out loud about Slick's sins...
Poltroons...DIG IN!! We're looking fer someone to believe in!!
Folks, don't you know Bill Clinton's screwed?!
Networks, you too!!
Left's Template offends all Good Americans!!
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Yeah...

Poltroons, don't look so sad...
Bill's a bad man, he'll go to Prison!!
You Lib'rals, you best be runnin' from Slick...
Or next election...will be a slaughter, slaughter, slaughter, slaughter, Slaughter, slaughter...oooh!!

Yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh...dah dah dah dah...dah dah dah dah...
Poltroons...dah dah dah dah dah dah dah...
Poltroons....

:

Mudboy Slim (4 August 1998)

The More Things Change, The More They Stay The Same...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-13   12:28:14 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#85. To: pookie18 (#83)


"FAREWELL, BRANDON!! FAREWELL, BRANDON!! FAREWWELL, BRANDON!!
You won't be missed by MOST!!"


MUD LOVES me some Winsome Sears!!


I say we STUFF BIG BIRD and EAT HIM 4 Thanksgiving!!

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-13   12:35:17 ET  (6 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#86. To: All (#84)

"When MUD Takes Slick Down!!"
(To be sung to U2 and B.B. King's "When Love Comes To Town")

The King of the GREASERS...MudBoySlim!!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!

Slick is a Traitor...Vile Threat to the FRee!!
Lib'rals Give Slick All Raves...Right's Gonna Make Sheeple SEE!!
RightWing's fer Fighters...Put a Hurtin' on the Left!!
Next we'll stand and sing all the things Right's said.

When MUD comes to town,
We're Gonna WHUP RATS' Stain!!
When Rush comes to town,
Right's Gonna Save the Day!!
FReepers, Left is Wrong, they'll always let you down,
And Slick Killed Twenty Kids when he Burned Waco Down!!

(TheBigMan puttin' a hurtin' on his LesPaul...)

RATS call it "Love" when they enslave black kids...
Left keeps making promises that their DOLTS soon forget.
Juanita, she was RAPED...'cuz she trusted DemRATS!!
Then Slick left her crying said, "Put Ice on it, ma'am!!"

Ran into a juke joint...we shall make Slick Willie SQUEEEEEAL!!
The Voters shall learn the Truth...Vile RAPISTS can't feel!!
As MUD's music played, Right helped Country turn around...
Right'll Save The Day once Ol' Rush comes to town!!

When MUD comes to town,
We're gonna WHUP RATS' Stain!!
When Rush comes to town,
Right's gonna Save the Day!!
Baby, Right was Wrong to ever let you down,
But Right did what it did before MUD went to town!!

(Mudboy on harmonica.....squeelin'it!!!)

When MUD comes to town,
Right's gonna WHUP RATS' Stain!!
When Rush comes to town,
We'll Kick A$$ then take names!!
FReepers, Right was wrong to ever let you down,
But they did what they did before MUD FReeped RATS' clowns!!

(Conservativemusician kickin' it on lead guitar!!)

I was there when Left crucified my Lord...
I'll sing 'gainst Willie while Good FReepers Teach the World!!
Right Can't "Be Nice" as we Kill RATS' Pride...
But we'll see Truth conquer the RATS' BigLies!!

When MUD comes to town,
We're gonna WHUP RATS' Stain!!
When Rush comes to town,
Right's gonna Save the Day!! Baby, Right was Wrong to ever let you down, But Right did what it did before MUD went to town!!

(second solo by the DiscoDave)

"Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.........."

{c:fade}

MOJO's workin' fine...LOL!!

Mudboy Slim

389 posted on 12/31/2002 4:02 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

Let's ROLL...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-13   12:40:27 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#87. To: A K A Stone (#74)

"You will have good luck and overcome many hardships."
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

Well, it's about FRIGGIN' TIME, KarmaKing, hooEVER and WHAT ever you might be...
SHEEESH. nothing but curve balls for the last friggin' decade- PLUS...thank you, though.
It is only thru the overcoming of hardships--AND THE BEARING OF BURDENS--that we can GROW and FLOURISH as INDIVIDUAL Americans,
no matter what colPrayersUP 4 those who are suffering these days, but it also looks mighty bright just UP AHEAD, as in November 2022 we will be electing an ANTI_BIDEN Congressional Majority and that is just a PRELUDE to November 2024, when President Donald John Trump sweeps in a humongous, multi-racial majority to win the Presidency for ALLEGEDlee THIRD STRAIGHT TIME...LOL @ all you IGNORANT, RAT-minions and RATZ and RINOZ and poseurs and profiteers...WE THE PEOPLE have a County to RESUSCITATE...get on board or GET THE FUCKJ OUT OF OUR WAY, U, pussy- hat-wearing MORONS MIS-educated by an appallingLEE HORRIFIC University system. or they are or who they support at the ballot box.

CAPICHE?!!

Do I stutter?

MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-15   13:51:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#88. To: Sultan88, yankhater, Landru, Biff Tannen, HappyGal, jla, CherryBomb_88, Angelwood, BufordP, holdonnow, M.Thatcher, ReaganMan, taxman (#87) (Edited)

Ol' Uncle JOE shore is a HOOt...

Until he gets US into another World War...China and Russia versus America and whatever allies we have that
can still fight against the EVILS of TYRANNY!! Only a Chinese Civil War, be it thru Peaceful Protests or WHATEVER**, can save US from this trap into which BIDENZ Handlers are steering this Country.

It must just SUCK 2 B a RAT or a RINO just about now...
but I fear for what BIDENZ INFIRMATIES may cost this Nation in Blood and Treasure.

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS AN "essential Federal BureaucRAT"!!
In all future Commissar Fauci-produced and financed pandemics,
Let US ALL AGREE 2 just give ALL BUREAUCratz an UNPaid, un-pensioned,
Unceremonial PERMANENT leave of absence!!!

America will only TRULY THRIVE when DeeCee, Northern Virginia and Maryland suburbs and exurbs undergo and SEVERE REGIONAL RECESSION!!

Regards, all...and let's all endeavor to BE KIND" to our neighbors and those whose paths cross ours.
A better world starts with you doing one nice thing today...
Maybe tomorrow you can shoot for two (2) nice things to do for strangers,
And eventualLEE this practice may even become an enjoyable habit...especially as those you meet will MAJIKlee respond IN KIND.

MAJIK is SURREAL.. MUD33

BTW...Biff Tannen can SUCK MUDZ CAULK, you pussy-tansvestite BUU- RAPIST!!

BTW2...**Assassination of VladimirP and/or Xi...

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-15   14:12:20 ET  (3 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#89. To: Jim Robinson, Captain HOOee, WilmaSue Carr-Lott, Bippee, Lyin'Cheatin'DOG, BORIS aka BRUTUS the BACKstabber, Lady Diana, Shelley@Hardeez, Boris'sBeckster, EENER (#86)

Step One of MUDZ EXodus from FReepublic.com

When the True Don of FreeRepublic.com infers that you may have gone over to the Dark Side, it's probably time to take a self-imposed TIME-OUT...
Unless something unforeseen occurs in the meantime, I hope to see y'all on Monday...BRIGHT & SHINEY!!!

"I Dreamed I Met Jim Robinson!!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "I Dreamed I Saw St. Augustine")

(Mudboy on harp...)

I dreamed I met Jim Robinson,
Dude's loved by all who FReep!!
Lurkin' 'roun' Jim's Forum, FRiends...
Fightin' fer our Liberty!!
We're defending our Right to Bear Arms...
Leftists' Culture's oh so cold...
Battling fer OUR Country's Soul...
Our Forefathers Make US Bold!!

"RiseUP, my FRiends!!" MUD sang out loud,
In a voice without restraint,
"Come out, my gifted FReeperFRiends...
Help US Put Slick in CHAINS!!
No Lib'ral is amongst US now...
Whom RATZ can call "HERO!!"
So Fight the Fight 4 Liberty...
And know You're Not Alone!!"

(MUD workin' the harmonica hard...)

I dreamed I FReeped with Rush Limbaugh,
Libs cower at his every breath!!
And I dreamed MUD was amongst the ones...
Who FReeped Slick 'til his Death!!
NO, I don't FReep in anger,
Just becuz EX-Prez'dent LIED!!
We Just Love Whuppin' DemocRAT A$$...
Folks, Raise Yer Voice With Pride!!

(Sweet Harpin' to close...)

FReegards...MUD

398 posted on 01/01/2003 2:41 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

745 posted on 1/10/2003, 4:36:06 PM by Mudboy Slim
(Theoden was a Great Man Held Back By WormTongues...MUD)

MUDZ Family is CHOCK FULL of Wormtongues, LIARZ, CHEATZ, and THIEVEZ.

Quite SincereLEE...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-15   14:43:27 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#90. To: All (#88)

Hear hear, Pastor Anthony Chandler, my BELOVED FRIEND and MENTOR
The Pride** of Cedar Street Baptist Church in Richmond, Virginia...
His beautiful wife, LadyC, is the JOY or our congregation.

And MUDZ singin' in the Choir, but calling out TheRev 4 his RAVENZ pathetic performance last time out...
while my "Richmond RedXinZ"** aka "the RXZ"** WHUPPED UP on the Defending Super Bowl Champ
and that sneaky bassTURD they have winning all the friggin Super Bowlz lately...LOL!!
But he is good people nonetheless.

**MUDZ copyrighted both those names...pass it on.

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-15   14:55:56 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#91. To: All Cedar Street Baptist Churchmemberz, Pastor Chandler, LadyC (#90)

BTTT...this one is 4 U'all and Pastor/Doctor Anthony Chandler...

Utmost regardzzz...MUD33

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-15   14:58:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#92. To: All Cyber-Bandmembers, The Syntaurz, DiscoDave, TheBigMan, D*MONdre, JazzyJosh, Snake, Fingerz, KROW, SHOWzee, DuhSKOL, MUDmonsky MUDmanski (#89) (Edited)

"What Good Am I?!!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "What Good Am I?!")

What good am I...if I'm like all the rest?
If I just turn away...when Slick's slaughterin' kids...
If I shut myself off...sit 'n' bitch, moan, and whine...
What...good...am...I?!

Why, tell me why...won't the Press tell the Truth?
'Bout Slick's deal with Beijing...'bout the Dead Slick's thugs shoot?
Should I just drink my beer...forget Slick's TREASON and his LIES?!
Whose...FOOL...am...I?!

What good am I...if I fail to FReep?!
Should I lay down in bed...try to restlessly sleep?
When I've seen Waco pictures...children carelessly FRIED...
What...good...am...I?!

Do I tell my kids...that Dad failed the FRee?!
FOLKS, WE MUST MAKE OUR STAND...LET'S DETHRONE WILLIE!!!
Prosecute all his crimes...let's send Slick to Prison!!
Soon, Slick'll RESIGN...or we'll RE-IMPEACH!!!

What good am I...if I bless foolish things?
If I cower in the face of...Vile Tyranny?!
Shall I just turn my back...while our Liberties die?!
I...would...rather...die!!

Mudboy Slim

BTW..."Give Me Liberty of Give Me Death" Patrick Henry...1775,
St. John's Church; Richmond, VA...
Where MUD married EENER on the 31st of July 1993...
Worth the visit, y'all, and the MUDcavez just 5 blocks yonder...

Yo...FReepers!!

The 12th of August 2000 is set in stone...meet in DeeCee at the White House between eleven and twelve at Monica's Gate...
WE MARCH AT HIGH NOON and will be ending up at the Lincoln Memorial where we will have a stage set up.
Bring yer own beverages, lawn chairs, picnic lunches, whatever...
And enjoy an afternoon of patriotic speeches, patriotic music, and full- fledged, 100% Clinton-bashin'!!!

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.

More details to follow, so bookmark this thread and bump it when you can.

Patriotic FReegards...MUD

1 Posted on 08/03/2000 08:21:55 PDT by Mudboy Slim

793 posted on 1/13/2003, 7:33:06 AM by Mudboy Slim
(RighteousRageRolls Over RottenRATZ!!)

Heh heh heh...time flies when yer having fun fighting 4 your grandchildrenz Rights to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness!!
Tell the DeeCeeSwampDwellerz--and their Voting Base of Incompetent LEECHES
and LOSERZ of Lifes Lottery!!--2 GO FUCK THEMselves...NOW!!

DEVOLVE POWER OUTTA DEECEE...NOW!!

And LEAVE MUD ALONE, U RAT-bassTURDZ!!

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-15   15:19:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#93. To: All (#90)


Don't kid yerself, BarryO, the ObamaNation isw 2 BLAME 4 the BIDEN FIASCO...
and Barack Obama is just a born&bred White Marxist in a black man's skin&clothing...YOU, SIR, are a WhiteBoyHonkey and you cannot dance worth a plug nickel.

"SOW"** said the Word of...MUD33

BTW...**and in the Spring we shall REAP!!

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-15   15:25:22 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#94. To: JustANobody (#90)


The FEDERAL Bureau of Investigation has become a useful TOOL 4 depriving Americans of their God-Given Rights
and should NEVER BE TRUSTED further than you can throw them.
J. Edgar Hoover was a full-fledged FREAK...so are these RAT/RINO SwampCreatures!!

Dinesh speaketh TheTruth...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-15   15:31:08 ET  (3 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#95. To: stand watie, FreeTheHostages, jla, sultan88, M. Thatcher, Landru, ForGod'sSake, scholar, dead (#0)

"Ring DemBells!!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Ring Them Bells")

Ring Dem bells, you heathens with yer Big Guv'ment schemes...
Ring Dem bells from yer sanctuaries where Vile Lib'rals preach!!
"Re-Impeach!!" Mudboy cried...
"We've got Truth on OUR side...
"And Clinton's Power's fractured...Sweet Justice be Thine!!"

Ring Dem bells, good FReepers, let yer OUTRAGE show!!
Ring Dem bells...make yer righteous stand, so John Ashcroft will know!!
Folks, it's Rush Hour now...
Help us FReep 'gainst the Power!!
Lord, the sun is goin' down upon Left's sacred cows!!

Ring Dem bells, Sweet Justice, tell yer Congressman...
Ring Dem bells so the World will know Gary Winnick's SCUM!!
Folks, the Networks are asleep...
But their Power's weak...
And the Country's still filled with lost sheep.

Ring Dem bells...fer Left's Blind Ignorance!!
Ring Dem bells for those morally-bereft!
Ring Dem bells for Left's chosen few...
Who would judge the many...
Yet say, "Slick is KEWL!!"
Ring Dem bells for the Chi-Com SPIES...
For the kids that died...
When innocents FRIED!!

Ring Dem bells, brave Patriots, shan't let Tyranny bloom!!
Ring Dem bells for our Sailors whom Slick Willie entombed!!
List of crimes is long...
But Bold FReepers are strong...
And we're breakin' down resistance to Rightin' Wrongs!!

Mudboy Slim

BTW...Folks, it's time we demonstrated the Power of FReepin' to those who would deprive us of Justice and Liberty!! Terry McAuliffe, outspoken proponent of Campaign Finance Reform and Chairman of the DNC, has committed multiple FELONIES to get to his position of prominence in the DemocRATic Party, yet no one seems willing to hold him accountable!! As Bill Clinton's Chief Fundraiser in the '96 Presidential elections, McAuliffe was the mastermind behind the Union/DemocRAT scheme to bilk hard-working blue-collar workers out of Millions of Dollars of Pension Funds so as to provide Bill Clinton with the cash to retain his position of Power, and no INDICTMENT has been forthcoming. Elle Bee tells me there is a 5-year Statute of Limitations--expiring this Fall--on this Crime, and George Bush's Attorney General, John Ashcroft, has not said one word about holding the DNC Chairman accountable for his crimes!! THIS INJUSTICE SHALL NOT STAND!!

A small contingent of Justice-loving FReepers have--for almost two years--been promoting a series of threads exposing McAuliffe's long criminal history, but now it's time to take the Truth beyond FreeRepublic!! Please assist our efforts with your emails, phone calls, and snail mails to those who need to expose this lowlife SCUM for all the World to see!!

Thanks for your help in Ringin' the Bells of Justice!!

FReegards...MUD

1 Posted on 08/17/2001 22:59:43 PDT by Mudboy Slim (NOW or NEVER Time, FReepers!!)

FReegards...MUD

974 posted on 1/19/2003, 3:38:27 PM by Mudboy Slim (A New Axis Of EVIL...Osama, Sodom, and Slick!!)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-15   15:36:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#96. To: Mudboy Slim (#95)

Shut your face you autistic freak.

Vinny  posted on  2021-11-16   9:49:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#97. To: Vinny, biff tannen, Jethro Tull, war, Jhoffa_ (#96)

Good...another lamb 2 MUDZ slaughter...heh heh heh.

Hey there, Vinnie Barbarino....U smell like Biff Tannen...M eye correctamundo, U sadsack sorryass punk?! And a whiff of Jethro Tull...lol. And war, mi amigo...where art thou, Romeo? JIMMY HOFFA IS DEAD AND BURIED IN the NooJoiseyMeadowlands...imho, of course...MUD

"Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you."
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

He ain't laughing @ MUD, so he must B laughing @ U, beachez...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-16   12:06:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#98. To: Vinny (#96)

MUDZ face don't shut, PenisBreath!! YOU must B Antifa...Correct?! BLM, Inc.? HOO U B, ASSwipe?

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-16   12:07:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#99. To: All (#98)

99....

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-16   12:08:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#100. To: All (#99)

Hunnerd...MUD33

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-16   12:08:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#101. To: pookie18 (#1)

Tain't MAJIK**, tis "POOKIE'S TOONS!!"

HOO sed? MUD sed...HOO axed YOU, DUMBass? U need a butt-WHUPPIN'?

BOY, U smell like week-old rotten fish, breathe slowly and rhythmicalLEE, and U@ can have a baBEE LeManZ...
HONEY, U shrunk MUDZ wallet...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-16   12:15:52 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#102. To: Vinny (#96)

Feed MUD at yer own risk, TRYsexual, Antifa ButtRAPIST...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-16   12:17:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#103. To: megura, Biff tannen, nolu_chan, Jethro Tull, (#102)

"TRYsexual, Antifa ButtRAPISTS, International"

Where Antifa memberz and BernieBackerz and HildaBeastz and SlickWillieKneelerz and the infamous Kennedy/Dodd Secretary Sandwiches are the stuff of Legend...
RATZ have always been SCUMMY, and NOW so are the RINO- Never-Trumperz---

EAT THEM ALL 4 dinner come next November, BEECHES...MUD33

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-16   12:22:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#104. To: All Antifa ButtOxRapistsBangerz and other DemocRATZ and BureaucRATZ and PlutocRATZ (#103)

"TRYsexual, Antifa ButtRAPISTS, International"

TABI?? Or "TSABR, Intl."?

TABB, Intl. ... TrySexual Antifa ButtOxBangerz , International Unlimited 4ever & EVER...OOH la la.. ===

TABB, IU4&E...MUD

BTW...there ain't NO SUCH THANG AS AN eseential federal bUREACrat...period...MIC DROP...END OF DEBATE. fIRE all dEM bEEcEE bUREAUCratz...now!!

bUDGET CRISIS SOLVED...YER WELCOME. nOW LEAVE mud b...mud33

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-16   12:32:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#105. To: All (#104)

"TrySexual Antifa ButtOxBangerz, International Unlimited"

Antifa Initiation is ALL ABOUT SODOMization, from start 2 finish...I've seen the video...pretty sick stuff!!

Do YOU have what it takes to be a TRYsexual Antifa member?!

I shore hope not...4 yer sake, dude...MUD33

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-16   12:35:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#106. To: All (#94)


Truth...


RATZ B KRAY-KRAY, dooodz...**

**certified jive talk...

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-16   12:40:01 ET  (3 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#107. To: A K A Stone, conservativemusician, PokerFace, PokerKid, Poker? I just MET her...sheeesh...gimme a sec... or maybe THREE 3 (#74)

"The Black threads have become the home base for Mud's hysterically FReeped songs."

Mud is the Godfather of the Black threads."

683 posted on 1/9/2003, 11:12:03 PM by conservativemusician (no scalawags here)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-16   12:47:14 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#108. To: Cyber-Band, Syntaurz, Native-American TeaPartier (#95)

"RAT-whore'd Is A'REELIN'!!"
(To be sung to Boston's "More Than A Feeling")

(conservativemusician on guitar...BigMan helpin' out)

Right woke up this morning and RAT scum was gone,
FReeped UP some music to start my day,
And lost myself in a mudboyslim song.
I close my eyes and I FReep away...

It's more than a feeling (more than a feeling)
When I hear that old song they used to play (more than a feeling)
And I begin dreaming (more than a feeling)
'Till I see MariJane growin' fer FRee,
I see my Marianne walking away.

So many FReepers have come and gone,
Their ScreenNames fade as the years go by;
Yet I still recall as I wander on, as clear as the sun
In the summer sky.

It's more than a feeling (more than a feeling)
When I hear Mudboy's songs that Limbaugh plays (more than a feeling)
And Right Begin Leading (RATwhore'd is reelin')
'Till I see Marianne walk a- way,
I see my Marianne walking away.

HEY!!!

(cm and BigMan workin' their axes in tandem)

Yes, I'm wired and thinking bold,
I hide in my music, forget the day and
Dream of a World Right used to know
I LOATHE Slick's LIES so I FReep away.
TRUTH FReeps awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!

(Guitars SQUEEEELIN')

It's more than a feeling (RATwhore'd be squeeealin!!)
When I hear FReeper songs Rush Limbaugh plays (SlickBoy BE SQUEEEEELIN'!!!!)
And MUD begins FReepin' (more than a feeling)
'Till I see MariJane growin FReeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! (LOL!!)
I see Dutch Reagan smilin' at me.

Mid...MUD

554 posted on 1/8/2003, 5:21:13 PM by Mudboy Slim (Heh heh heh...MUD!!)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-16   13:00:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#109. To: Capt. J.G. MOEreese, USN 31 years, Capt. BIPPY MOEreese, USAF 22 years (#106)


"FAREWELL, BRANDON!! FAREWELL, BRANDON!! FAREWELL, BRANDON!!
FAREWELL, BRANDON!! FAREWELL, BRANDON!! FAREWELL, BRANDON!!
FAREWELL, BRANDON!! FAREWELL, BRANDON!! FAREWELL, BRANDON!!"

Not a matter of "IF" now, just a matter of "WHEN?!"

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-16   13:08:30 ET  (3 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#110. To: conservativemusician, Cyber-Band, My Favorite Headache (#108)

"A Farewell to Sleaze!!"
(To be sung to Rush's "A Farewell to Kings")

When they write the pages of history...
And Clinton's Crimes have long been exposed,
Will they write of US with disgust...
For the deeds that we let go?!!

We turned our gaze from vile scandals by the Clintons...
Eyes cast down on the path of least resistance!!
Lib'rals full of Hatred, Fear, and LIES!!!
DemonRATS are FOOLS to ignore Slick's Spies!!
Treas'nous Demons cloaked in White House guise...
Trashin' all our liberties, while abortin' Unborn lives!!

The DemonRATS are slandering the Sacred Halls of Truth...
Public Schools unburdening their bitterness on Youth!!
Can't we heed the Laws that made US strong?!!
Ohhh, can't we learn to tell what's Right from what's Wrong?!!
WHAT'S WRONG?!!

Lib'rals full of Hatred, Fear, and LIES!!!
Socialists protectin' Chi-Com SPIES!!
TeeVee Demons fawning 'bout their guys...
Slayin' all that's True and Good, while scoffin' at The Wise!!
Woah...Can't we raise OUR Voice and make a start?!!
Can't we find the Will to blast Slick's Stonewall apart?!!

Mudboy Slim (9 July 1998)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-16   13:14:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#111. To: All (#109)

,/IMG>
fAREWELL, bRANDON!! fAREWELL, bRANDON!! fAREWELL, bRANDON!!


Nancy Pelosi is the BIGGEST, most-prolific WHORE on Capital Hill...even worse and AOC, imho...
Both take it UP THE ARSE in exchange 4 political Power!!
FUCK THAT...EVERYONE ELSE HAS...LOL!!!

Truth HURTS, RATZ...MUD33

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-16   13:21:14 ET  (3 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#112. To: All Old Men, White, Black, Brown, Yellow, Red, Gay, Straight, Blue, Green, Landru, Sultan88, jla (#110)

"Ol' Man"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Old Man")

Ol' Man, look at my life...
I'm a lot like you were.
Ol' Man, look at my life...
I'm a lot like you were...

Ol' Man, look at your life...
Fifty-Four and a Chi-Com Whore!!
Live alone in a Paradise...
Cheap Hussies blowin' you!!
Trust tossed, such a cost...
Integrity...it's long been lost.
WACO-Boy, whatta shameful loss!!
It'all comes back on YOU!!

Clinton, take a look at your life...
You're a bloody fool!!
We need somebody to oust you...
Reckon I'll do!!
BillzaBubba, look in my eyes,
'Cuz what I sing is TRUTH!!

(kewl steel guitar jammin')

Alibis, the same ol' lies...
But I vow to take you down!!
Justice means that much to me...
It'll soon mean much to you!!
I've been stalkin' yo' A$$...
NOW, Ol' Man, your time has passed!!
It's you and me...alone at last!!
MUD SHALL DETHRONE YOU!!

Ol' Man, take a look at your life...
You're a Chi-Com Tool!!
We need someone to OUST you...
Reckon I'll do...!!
Do what's RIGHT and RESIGN!!
We SHAN'T take PITY on YOU!!!!

Ol' Man, look at my life...
MUD's a lot like you were!!
Willie, look at my life...
I'm a lot like you were!!

FReegards...MUD

7 Posted on 10/13/2000 09:44:19 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-16   13:29:27 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#113. To: All (#111)


America has a DEMENTED Commander-In-Chief with China and Russia Looking to Invade Our Allies...
Not a Good Place 2 Be, YOU MORONIC PlutocRATZ!!

SHEEESH...MUD33


Transitory? Like a 2-week shutdown back in March of 2020?


Ideal candidate for a good old-fashioned TAR & FEATHERING, imgo...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-16   13:36:36 ET  (4 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#114. To: Mia T, Alamo-Girl, Billie, M. Thatcher, George W. Bush (#112)

"Already Gone!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Already Gone")

Folks, I heard Rush Limbaugh talkin' just the other day...
And Rush said, "RATS're gonna put JOE on the shelf!!
But let me tell you...MUD's got some news for you...
And you'll soon find out Right's True...
'Cuz JOEZ gonna haveta eat his lunch in a JailCell!!

'Cuz JOEZ already bombed...
And Right's feelin' strong!!
MUD shall sing his Vict'ry songs...woo, hoo,hoo,woo,hoo,hoo!!

This Prez'dent 4 whom RATZ voted...made me stop and wonder "WHY?!!"
But I reckon that we'll just haveta set things Right!!
Just remember this, Lib'ral, when ya listen to those who LIE...
You can be RATstars and still not know what's Right ("MUDZ Right!!" )

And Left's already done...
And Right's feelin' strong!!
Right shall sing this Vict'ry song...woo, hoo,hoo,woo, hoo,hoo!!!

VOTERZ know it was YOU FOOLS who gave JOE Power...
Biden knows it shall be YOU who helps US FReep!!
So often times it happens that YOU live yer lives in chains...
And YOU never even knew YOU have the key!!

But me, I'm already gone!!
And I'm feelin' strong!!
Right Shall Sing this Vict'ry Song...
'Cuz JOEZ Already Bombed!!

Yes, RATZ're already gone...
And Right's feelin' strong!!
Right shall sing this Vict'ry song...
'Cuz RATZ're already done!!

Yes, Slick's already buggered...
Slick's squeeeeelin' fer more!!
All Right, Let's Fight the Fight!!

BWAHAHAHAHA...MUD

295 posted on 12/29/2002, 12:02:47 PM by Mudboy Slim

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-16   13:45:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#115. To: Vinny the Buggerer, Biff tannen, Jhoffa_, war, megura, Ferret Mike, AuntB, GrandmaC, goldilucky (#96)

"TrySexual Antifa ButtOxBuggererz, International Unlimited"

Sounds like yer kinda organization, Biff...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-16   13:48:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#116. To: All (#113)


LeBron James is a PUNK-ASSED BITCH and a Chi-Com WHORE...FUCK LBJ and his FUCKING BRAND!!

LeBron is BAD 4 America...Michael Jordan is the GOAT...after Kareem Abdul-Jabbar!!!


KamelToezHarass RESIGNZ..BIDEN Appoints TRUMP VEEP...BIDEN RESIGNS...
TRUMP RUNS UNOPPOSED as an Incumbant in 2024...Country Saved!!

Life is Good...nee LIFE IS GREAT!!

Regards...MUD33

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-16   13:57:27 ET  (3 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#117. To: PapaSteven, MamaWilmaSue, BIPpee, DOG, BORIS the clitoris, EENER, JessieLEE, JAKEyboy, Kelsey, BIG LOU, Nonnie, Mark Messier, Ava Grace MOEreese (#13)

Keb MOEZ "That AIN'T LOVE!! (bitches!!)

It ain't you
No it ain't me
That's not the way
Love's supposed to be
And it's just no good
No it ain't right
For you to be sitting all alone
Crying every night

You're down on your knees
Scared he's gonna leave
But if you really wanna know
You're gonna have to let go
'Cause that's not love
Love don't feel that bad
That's not love
It don't feel that sad
No that's not love
'Cause you don't feel good inside
I don't know what it is
But that's not love

Inside your heart
It's always raining
And you're oh so tired
Tired of your own complaining
This is for real
It ain't no game
You can't measure your love
By the depths of your pain

PRE...MUD33

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-17   10:17:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#118. To: All (#111)

"DEPRESSion is SIMPLY SUPPRESSed ANGER!!"
(Compliments of the Linux FortuneBuilderz program.)

Correct-A-Mundo**...MUD

BTW...**FAREWELL, BigPharma, eh?!

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-17   10:24:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#119. To: All BIDENZ Remaining Supporters, Fare, Well, BRANDON!! FAREWELL, BRANDON!! Fair, Well GollyGeeWillikerz BIDENZ the BEST of the DemonRAT Party?! LOL @ U'all (#109)


Act like ya been there before, Gov. Youngkin...NO SPIKING of the FOOTball...
We have work to do come January...

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-17   10:32:41 ET  (3 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#120. To: All (#0)

If youse guyz wanna save {political} soulz, youse guyz gotsta goez wherein the {political} sinnerz B...right?! CAPICHE?! Habla INGLES?!

"Black XXXI"

"Don't Surrender!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "No Surrender")

Yeah, Dem Lib'rals got no class...RATS' tyranny's built fer fools...
We learn more from the FReepublic Forum, Nation, then we ever learned in school!!
We'll fight Left's fear...our neighborhoods're standin' proud...
Singin' from our hearts...we're singin' loud!!
We shan't git tired...our goal must be EXPOSE Left's LIES!!
So git up and FReep now...

Dutch Reagan's promise lives on in all who remember...
Yer Effete, Kerry, you'll surrender!!
We're soldiers in a Righteous fight...it's our Peace we'll defend...
RATS retreat, Kerry, you'll surrender!!

DemRAT faces are mad and cold...
Left's schemes are weak and olde...
We abhor Big Guv'ment and Medyuh Spin...
And Right's ready to stand tall again!!
We hear the Lib'rals voices cheerin' fer John...
DemRATS, they ain't too smart!!
Well maybe we could give Libs a place of their own...
Send Dem Lib-uh-rulls to Mars!!

Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September...
"No retreat...Dubyuh won't surrender!!"
George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!!
Don't retreat, Nation, don't surrender!!

Folks, hit the streets to fight fer Right...we'll win!!
We're armed with the TRUTH 'gainst Lib'ral spin...
Culture War's the fight we're wagin'...
RATS say the fault's ours fer the war we're winnin'...
I wanna FReep Elites...Peacenik's LIE...damn the Lib'rals' dread!!
Fer our wide open country we shall fight...we got heroic dreams in our head!!

Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September...
"No retreat, Country won't surrender!!"
George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!!
Boldly FReep, Nation don't surrender!!

Mudboy Slim

1 posted on 10/28/2004, 2:00:58 PM by Mudboy Slim

Isn't THIS SPECIAL?!

Heh heh heh...
RATZ got NO DEFENSE 4 a Righteous (Wo)Man with a Righteous Plan, imho.

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-17   10:49:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#121. To: pookie18, borisY, fred mertz, badeye, Jethro Tull, war is a MORON, so is Biff Tannen (#119)


RATZ wanna keep punching themselves in the Face, I say LET THEM!!
BWAHAHAHAhahahahaha...stooopid kids...DEFUND the COPS?! Yeah right...LeftWing IDIOTS!!

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-17   10:58:23 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#122. To: bentfeather, MoJo2001, Diva Betsy Ross, StarCMC, beachn4fun, Gabz, GeorgeW23225 (#120)

"Dutch's Home"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Thunder Road")

Effete Whore'd's damned...Reagan's hearse waits...
RATS' derision towards Nancy, the Right ignores...
As Sean Hannity raves!!
Liberator's fightin' fer "the lowly"...
Hey, I'm FReer 'cuz what Reagan showed me!!
Dutch's headin' home again...Right claims his grace...we're not alone!!
We gathered outside...Leftists, you know just what we're here for!!
RATS're scair't 'cuz they're thinkin'...our Nation ain't listenin' to FOOLS anymore!!
Show a little faith, there's passion on the Right!!
RATS're poltroonish...we'll win the Big Fight!!
Folks, FReedom's all Right to me!!

Left ain't Right...we'll recover...RATS' loss is our gain!!
Right's awestruck...cut Big Guv'ment...shed programs to the States!!
Wasteful Guv'ment is FReedom's Bane!!
Righteous saviors, conspire...help US FReep!!
Normal folks...not "heroes"...we fight fer Good!!
At each election, VOTE Fer FReedom, World!!
Liberty is always Good!!
It's our chance to fight RATS' Lust Fer Power!!
Dutch, what else can we do now?!!
We'll educate Dem Lib'rals...reject Left's spin...show that Right cares!!
'Cuz the Right's future's hopeful...this Nation rejects Left's feeble fears!!
We've got one more chance to seal the deal...
Let's make that City on a Hill!!
Right's on track...Heaven's callin' "Dutch" Reagan back!!
Oh oh...come join our stand!!
Fightin' fer what's Right...come hear our Righteous band!!
Oh oh...Dutch is home...folks, Dutch is Home!!Yeah, 'neath the Dome!!
Standing out here, gettin' scorched by the sun...
Still, we'll stand and wait...we love Reagan like his sons!!
Lord, Dutch is Home!! We're Right...we're Bold!!
Dutch is Home!!

Yes, Reagan was our star...he outsmarted Ol' Gorbachev!!
Got the Country on track...now Gip's ready to take that long walk...
To where folks, We'll Live In Peace!!
The gates're open...say "Howdy" to Saint Pete!!
We know Nancy's lonely...her loving heart is broken!!
But tonite Ronnie's FRee...after Righteous words were spoken...
There are tears in our eyes...fer all the dreams he liberated!!
We'll honor Gip's memory 'til we're olde...by rededicatin' our lives to Reagan's aims!!

[We'll] revere his name each time when we FReep!!
Ron's Revolution's grown...fight DemRATS 'til we're FRee!!
'Cuz all Dem Leftist fools don't know Ron...
RATS fear the RightWing's soaring dawn...
'Cuz when we fight righteous wars, Left's gone!!
Fight RATS' spin...John Kerry can't win!!
DeeCeeTowne's full of LOSERS...
But, fer the Gip, the RightWing Shall Win!!

Mudboy Slim (06/12/2004)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-17   11:09:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#123. To: All (#120)

"Short-Haired Country Boy!!"
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Long-Haired Country Boy")

People say I'm no good, crazy as a loon...
'Cuz I sing songs after midnight, trash "BRANDON" in ev'ry tune!
Cuz JOEZ like my Ol' Horn'Dog Hound...
He likes to roam around sniffin' maids!
You may not think I'm funny, but MUDZ damn-sure got it made...

Folks, I ain't askin' my guv'ment fer nuthin'...
'Cuz I can get it on my own!
So if you don't like the songs I'm singin'...
LIB'RALS, leave this short-haired country boy alone!

Prez'dent's squawkin' on TeeVee, trashin' some camel named "JOE"...
Smirks while betraying our Nation, slaughters innocents in Kosovo!!
Press says, "BRANDON walks on water," but I don't think that's true.
Some of US think JOEZ DummyRATZ will be doin' a little walkin' soon!!!

'Cuz Emperor JOE ain't clothed in nuthin'...
GramPa says, "You reap what you have sown!"
If you don't like the Truth I'm bringin'...
You just leave this "MAD libertarian" ALONE!!

(reprise)

Reno tries to delay, but us FReepers got the dirt...
DemonRATS run fer cover, but Rush Limbaugh's words must hurt!!
The Lib'rals say, "Ev'rything is fine!"
But each politician needs your vote.
JOEZ holdin' on by the skin of his balls...
But RAT-Party's become a joke!!

No, I ain't tellin' you Lib'rals nuthin'...
That ya'll shouldn't know on your own!
So if you don't like the "MUD" I'm slingin'...
You just leave ornery Ol' Mudboy ALONE!!

Mudboy Slim

Folks, time to take out the trash...

1 Posted on 07/09/1999 06:16:36 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(upt@no.good!)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-17   11:26:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#124. To: Vinny, meguro, ferret mike (#96)

Autism is a reGRESSive trait, in my humble opinion, Mr. Barbarino...but you shore look GROOOVY in those bell-bottom mom jeans like Barry Obama wears sooo effeminateLEE...vinny viddy viccy. bitch.

"The countdown had stalled at 'T' minus 69 seconds when Desiree, the first female ape to go up in space,
Winked at me slyly and pouted her thick, rubbery lips unmistakably -- the first of many such advances
During what would prove to be the longest, and most memorable, space voyage of my career."

-- Winning sentence, 1985 Penthouse Forum bad fiction contest.
(Compliments of the Linux FortuneBuilderz program.)

Word...MUD33

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-17   16:27:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#125. To: All (#121)

TRUE DAT...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-17   16:34:18 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#126. To: WWG1WWA, DOG, MamaWilmaSue, PapaStevenGlenn (#15)

""If I Were the President"
(To be sung to the Four Tops' "If I were a Carpenter")

If I were the President...and you hurt my Nation...
Would you label me IGNORANT?! Why'd you label Bush IGNORANT?!!**
Won't you bite me, Medyuh?!!
If I'd SLAUGHTERED Waco's kids...would you still love me?
Ohhhh...considerin' the necks I'd break...don't reckon you'd like me much...

[To Slick Willie hisself]
SHAME on you fer Kosovo...SHAME on you fer Waco!!
Boy, now yer dealin' with Justice Time...MUD'll haunt all yer tomorrows!!
If I sang accross this Land...could ya still IGNORE ME?!
I'm tellin' ya, Billie, "RUSH IS GOOD!!"
I'd love you to LOATHE ME!!!

If I wuz a Builder...could Left's thugs find me?!
We'll overthrow Vile DemocRATS...
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!!!
If I were the Governor...and you were a lady...
Well, now...would ya deny me, silly wench?! Won'tcha ICE THAT DOWN, BABY!?!

If I were the President, and you were my Jewel...
Now, would ya Kiss My Flame? (Would you, Fragile Flame?)**
Won'tcha love me, lady?!

OuterBanksMUDrevisited...9/18/01

9 posted on 3/3/2003, 8:48:54 AM by Mudboy Slim
(The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends...
"KorruptKlintonKlan DemonRATS LOATHE America and Liberty!!")

Mic drop...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-17   16:45:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#127. To: All (#125)


I hear BOTH Mayor BootyJudger AND his partner have been UNSUCCESSFUL at "natural breast feeding" to date...
Of course, they will continue to try as it keeps those "hot'buns'awarmin'" in the winter...
not that there's anything WRONG with THAT, correct?

BE KIND, ButtRapists...just BE GENTLE...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-17   16:54:59 ET  (2 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#128. To: All (#127)

I smell a RAT...MUD33

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-17   16:56:46 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#129. To: Vinny the POOLboy, Cabana bananas, copa boca raton, Olongapoa, subic Bay, Hong Kong, Taiwan, World War III...F.U. BRANdon!! (#96) (Edited)

"Q: How many MARXist BIDENbotz/RATZ DeeCee BureaucRATZ does it take to change a light bulb?"

drumroll please...

"A: We'll have 2 'circle back a round' 2 U on that."

(Compliments of the Linux FortuneBuilderz program.)

Karma** is MUDZ greatEST ALLY...MUD33

BTW...**KARM'ER? Shucks, I just met her the other day over yonder,
DOWN BUY THE RIVER...in a van...w? NoWin Doze...yikes?!

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-18   10:58:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#130. To: borisY, tankumo, watchman (#80)

"Black XVIII"

"RichmondTowne!!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Oxford Town")

RichmondTowne, RichmondTowne...
Ev'rybody's got their chests bowed out!!
George Dubyuh's Right to Force Soddom Down!!
Celebrate OUR Troops in RichmondTowne!!

Mudboy lives in RichmondTowne...
Soccer games and Brownie Scouts!!
Party with folks red and brown...
Lib'rals, stay away from Mudboy now...

RichmondTowne's Confederate!!
Klinton's THE Chi-Coms' Whore...We SHAN'T let RATS Win!!
All becuz Slick Committed Treason!!
What do you think about that, my FRiends?!!

Me and my pals, we love fun...
WE WHUP RATS 'Cuz We Think They're Dumb!!
I don't even know why RATS come...
Go on back where y'all came from!!

RichmondTowne's a lazy afternoon...
Mudboy Slim's singin' sum powerful tunes!!
Thousands died 'cuz SlickWillie is a Goon!!
Attorney General...Investigate SOON!!

RichmondTowne, RichmondTowne...
Ev'rybody's got their chests bowed out!!
Ol' MUD do write some Righteous sounds...
Ain't a- goin' stop 'til Slick's DETHRONED!!

Welcome to Richmond, y'all...MUD

1165 posted on 03/18/2003 11:10 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

Still works....JUST LIKE...MUD33

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-18   11:15:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#131. To: All (#128)


Do NOT do it, Patriots!!
RATZ are itching 4 an EXCUSE to Declare Martial Law...TRUTH!!


RAT-Media is SIMPLY the Propoganda Arm 4 the DemocRAT Party...duhhh!!

Justice Clarence Thomas is a Genuine Gift from...GOD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-18   11:23:26 ET  (4 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#132. To: All Cyber-Bandmemberz, NativeAmerican TeaPartier, DiscoDave (#130)

"Slick's Dem-O-kRATZ"
(To be sung to Bruce Springteen's "Pink Cadillac")

Left may think we're foolish...
Fer the righteous things we do.
Slick, you wonder why We LOATHE You...
Why you insult our values like you do.
Slick Willie, you are a SCUMBAG...
There ain't no secret 'bout that!!
So, come on over here and LISTEN...
Willie, I'll spill the facts!
Slick Willie, it ain't yer Country...
Next month'll be proof of that!!
We loathe you fer yer Waco Attack...
Nukes to Chinese...
Rapin' Broaddrick...
Uzi'in' down the FRee...
Skankin' on young girls...
Bullyin' the Right...
Spendin' all MY Money on yer Overseas Flights!!
Willie, I just wonder...
Why Lib'rals still cut you slack...
With yer knife in their backs...
Slick's Dem-O-kRATZ!!!

Bill Clinton desecrates his Bible...
Bombs Nations justa show he's strong!!
There's always another temptress...
Prez'dent really oughtta know doin' interns is WRONG!!
Chi-Coms bought you, Bill, with Silver...
Slick, you sold our NUKES fer Gold!!
Tyrants BRIBE Ol' Slick with treasures...
National Security's been SOLD!!
Lewinsky tempted Clinton with her strap thong...
Slick said, "Lemme snort a li'l crack!!"
Just another of Slick's DemonRATS!!
Must RE-IMPEACH...
Senate SHALL CONVICT!!
Then, INDICT the Creep!!
Prison's Slick's New World...
Prison's only right...
Savin' all his lovin' fer a cellmate named Dwight!!
Willie, I just wonder if you'll sleep well in yer rack...
Or will YOU simply crack?!

Now some folks say "MUDZ 2 BOLD!!"
I should "show more class."
Some folks say I'm too old...
Well, RATZ can kiss my a$$!!
This Country is bigger than Joe Biden...
It's bigger than RAT-Media, too!!
BIDEN, there's only one thing...
That I must say to you...
"JOE Brandon...Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!"
Patriots, we must go on the attack...
And kick the butts of Ol' Slick's DemonRATS!!
Slick's DemonRATS...Slick's DemonRATS...Slick's DemonRATS...

(Fade to finish...)

FReegards...MUD

16 Posted on 10/02/2000 13:44:58 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(The Boss Still RULEZ!!!)

WahooWah...E Street ROX...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-18   11:38:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#133. To: All (#131)


Traitor Joe has OPENED a NEW Black Market in Thanksgiving turkey and ALL the Fixinz...lol!!


Proud Antifa Memberz ALL, NO DOUBT...ROAM from City 2 City Raping and Pillaging...good riddance.


Bwahahahahahaha...!!

LBJ is THE AntiChrist, imho...MUD33

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-18   11:45:46 ET  (4 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#134. To: William Jefferson Clinton, MurryMom, ACross (#132)

"LINK"

"Marchin' on DeeCee!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Racin' in the Streets")

I got a worn-out ol' computer with a 486...
Fax machine and patriotism galore.
Left's threatnin' our Rights with all their Guv'ment ROT...
Clinton's a Chinese Communist Whore!
Me and my FReeper buddies gonna fight to the last...
Gonna kick Ol' Slick right outta town.
'Cuz Bill took Chinese money, helped our Nukes get snatched...
We'll Re-Impeach, then we'll CONVICT RATS' Clown!!

Tonight, we fight Slick's White House Blight...
We're gonna knock that Traitor outta his seat!
Spring is here and The Time Is Right...
For Marchin' on DeeCee!!

We decry corruption when we see'it...
We expose Tyranny by the State.
When Limbaugh shuts down, we hit the DrudgeReport...
We're all funded by "Dick" Mellon-Scaife.
Now some folks, they just give up caring...
And start givin' up their Liberties, piece by piece.
Some folks come home from work and wash up...
Then go hit the Web to FReep!!

Tonight, we fight Left's Treas'nous Blight...
We're gonna stomp those Lib'rals beneath our feet!
Spring is here and The Time's Just Right...
We're Gonna DESTROY DemElites!!

(Keyboard/Percussion)

We met him and his "schtick" eight years ago...
Sixties' Lib'ral with "an eye fer the babes."
With far-Left Media at his back...
Slick told the World he's here to stay!
But now there's Treason, Rape, and Chinese spies...
So many lies...Oh no, it just ain't Right!
This Country's drones, they need a spark...
Need Ol' Mudboy singin', "It's worth the fight!"

Slick spunked on the floor of our great White House...
But folks said, "Wait, 'cuz Wall Street's soarin'!"
They stare off all numb, afraid to fight...
Trustin' LIES of folks who slaughter the Unborn.
For all YOU Mind-Numbed Robots and Network "HotShots"...
Ignorin' crimes to Beat the Band...
Tonight, the FReepers and me, we're gonna take back DeeCee...
And Purge LEFT's Filth From OUR Land!

Tonight, we fight the righteous fight...
Out of our way, RINOS, you best keep!
'Cuz Spring is here and the mood's just Right...
For FReepin' on DeeCee!

(Keyboard/Percussion to fade)

Mudboy Slim

BTW...Just over two centuries ago, our forefathers risked Life, Liberty, and their personal fortunes to stand up against an over-bearing and tyrannical government. Because of their courage and determination, the original Thirteen Colonies became what we now know as the United States of America. Therefore, our honored forebears were all-too-aware of the propensity for central governing bureaucracies to grow out of control. The writers of our Constitution, in an attempt to protect the citizenry from this eventuality, chose to enumerate our individual liberties in the Bill of Rights. The First Amendment includes "the right to free speech," which not only protected the individual's right to speak out against the government, but also enabled the Fourth Branch of Government--the Free Press, if you will--to flourish. For over two hundred years, this watchdog Media has turned over many rocks, exposing the dark under-belly of American politics...UNTIL NOW!!

Previously occupying the Oval Office at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, was a small petty man, heading a vast criminal conspiracy. Bill Clinton most indubitably committed multiple felonies and obstructed justice in the Monica Lewinsky matter. A morally-weak, spineless Senate was not up to the task of removing him from office, making a mockery of our Legal System as the #1 Law Enforcement Officer in the land was allowed to continue master-minding a relentless attack on The Rule of Law; however, it is clear that Clinton is "Guilty" (beyond all reasonable doubts) of multiple felonies and SHALL BE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE!!

Since escaping Justice in the Impeachment Trial, Mr. Clinton has been credibly accused of Violent RAPE by one nice woman, Ms. Juanita Broaddrick. Either this is a major slander against the good name of an innocent man...or else Bill Clinton raped and violently bit the lip of this young woman. If it wasn't true, don't you think the Rapist-in-Chief would have come out a bit more strongly in his own defense?!

Now, we come to find out the President of the United States is most likely guilty of TREASON, for accepting illegal foreign campaign donations from the Communist Chinese in exchange for basically offering a free run of our Nuclear Weapons Labs and authorizing high technology transfers through key Democratic National Committee contributors, Hughes and Loral. Executive Branch Corruption never ran as deep and as wide as is the case with this Administration!!

Yes, when it comes to brazenly flouting the laws and mores of this Country, this Clinton Cadre of Corrupt Communist Co-Conspirators is charting a new course. Yet, the blatantly Left-Wing Media can't find the time or the manpower to investigate/report the Truth about Slick Willie's Felonious Behavior, the "dark side" of the man who could violently rape a supportor and suggest as he left, "Better put some ice on that, baby!" No, our "Free Press" cannot even find it in themselves to report on the TREASON committed by Bill Clinton, in which each and every man, woman, and child in America is now significantly more at risk than 8 years ago, simply because Bill Clinton needed some illegal contributions to retain his tenuous hold on the reins of Power.

We've seen how ridiculous the Yugoslavian State-controlled Media Propoganda Machine looked in the recent conflagration in Kosovo...who amongst the Media Poltroons can explain to me the difference between Clinton's Media and Slobo's. Fortunately, The Network drones are becoming irrelevant!!

If you want to help in reclaiming our Country from the Evil that occupies the Oval Office, here's the gameplan...

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DE-PENSION. DISBAR. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
(COURT-MARTIAL FOR TREASON AND APPROPRIATE PUNISHMENT OPTIONAL)

Quite Sincerely,
Mudboy "Zoso" Slim

P.S. "On the 23rd day of March in the Two-Thousand Third Year of our Lord, there was a Grand Convening of Patriots at the Innsbrook Pavillion in Richmond, VA. This convention of FReedom-loving Americans from accross the Continent was unanimous in its call for JUSTICE to be exacted upon those who would commit TREASON against our great Country!! Historians will record this great day as the beginning of the end of Soddom'sInsane's/OsamabilClinton/William Jefferson Clinton's Treasonous Reign of Terror!!"

So sayeth the word of...MUD

1 Posted on 07/03/2000 10:07:19 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(Impeach@gain.HARDER!!)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-18   11:57:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#135. To: All (#133)

Dr. Anthony Fauci AND the Chinese Commie Government in Beijing are ALL MASS-MURDERERZ...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-18   12:02:55 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#136. To: Mudboy Slim (#25)

Hi Mudboy Slim. Great lyrics!

goldilucky  posted on  2021-11-18   22:18:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#137. To: goldilucky (#136)

Thank you, ma'am...damned glad 2 C U after lo these many years...

"Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do.
Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do."

-- Mark Twain

(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

Blessed is he who works for the pure joy of the "WORK"...and is well- compensated for his efforts.

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-19   12:38:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#138. To: All (#133)

BIDENZ a Butt-RAPIST, imho...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-19   12:44:20 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#139. To: MeeknMing, FBD, Landru, MurryMom, Eschoir (#120)

"Black XIX"

"RATZ're Dolts!!"
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Catapult")

Ooooohhh...FReep DemLib'ral boys!!
Ooooohhh...FReep DemLib'ral girls!!

The Left's in shock...America's turned Dems off!!
Cowards with no soul...ugly cows!! Question...
"Do they diss anything?! Does Left regret a thing?!
Why's Slick still their King?! Don't the Truth mean a thing?!"
RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!!
RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!!

Ooooohhh...Whup DemLib'ral boys!!
Ooooohhh...Teach DemLib'ral girls!!

Let's FRee Iraq, let's fry that damned Saddam!!
Cowards Fear Right's Roll...shut their mouths!!
Osama bil Clinton, yer mother regrets her kids!!
Fear the Power of the Right!! A question:
"Did Slick KILL wantonly?! Why did Bill bite her lip?
Voters, 'tis YOU I blame!! This year, please vote fer change!!!"
RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!!
RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!!

Folks...FReedom hearkens...
TRUMP...shall seek Justice!!
RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!!
RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!!

Ooooohhh...FReep DemEffete Boys!!
Ooooohhh...FReep DemAirhead Girls!!
The Left's in Shock...Networks have been turned off...
Cowerin' in White Towers, losin' Power!!
Right Shall Makes Its Stand!! Forefathers, they went thru this...
Fear the Power of Our Roll...a question:
"House, it shall RE-IMPEACH!! Senate shall then CONVICT!!
Next, We'll INDICT Left's Creep(s)!! Jury Shall then CONVICT!!"
RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) Prison 'HO!!
RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) JOEZ a 'HO!!

Mudboy Slim (19 August 2002)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-19   12:59:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#140. To: Mudboy Slim (#137)

It's a pleasure to see you as well. :)

goldilucky  posted on  2021-11-19   13:07:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#141. To: All (#138)


TraitorJoe BIDEN SOLD HIS SOUL 2 BEIJING!!

RATZ SUCK...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-19   13:09:52 ET  (6 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#142. To: goldilucky (#140)

Are you still living on the Left Coast?

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-19   13:10:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#143. To: stand watie, conservativemusician, MJY1288, AuntB, d14truth, ELS, jla (#139)

"Bubba!!"
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Mother")

Whew...
Bubba...ain't it time you dropped the bong?!
Bubba...you should know the Left's just Wrong!!
Bubba...what'cha think? That Right ain't got no balls?!
Ohhhh...Ahhhh...FReepers gonna raze yer walls!!

Bubba...why'd you run for president?!
Bubba...where's yer shame and embarrassment?!
Bubba...you shall pay fer all yer crimes!!
Ohhhh...Ahhhhh...Justice's justa passion of mine!!

Hush now, Effete Lib'rals, don't you cry...
Mudboyz gonna make all DemRATZ nightmares come true...
FReepers gonna crush all of you Socialist Tools!!
Patriots gonna FReep you right here...FReedom shall ring!!
We shan't believe lies...that RAT-Media doth sing!!
Limbaugh's gonna keep trainin' RightWing to swarm!!
Ohhhh...Bill, Osama...bil,
Ohh...Clinton, ya know Voters Gonna Oust RATS This Fall!!

(hauntingly kewl guitar solo)

Country, do you think we've seen enough...Tyranny?!
Voters, don't you see JOEZ dangerous...to the FRee?!
Patriots, Right must TEAR RATZ Bureaucracy DOWN!!
Oohhhh...Aaahhh...McAuliffe was just the start!!

Hush now, Leftist Medyuh, why'd you LIE?!
Sheeple gonna find out all of the damage y'all do...
FReepers shall educate all Dem Ignorant Fools!!
Country's gonna wake up to BIDENZ TREASON...
Bubba, we'll always find out just where you've been,
Mudboy's gonna keep FReepin' 'til Slick's in chains!!
Ooohhhh...Willie, Ooohhhh...Slick Willie,
Ooohhhh Clinton, yer only a Traitor to me!!

Bubba, fer yer Tyranny, boy, you shall fry!!

Sic Semper Tyrannis...MUD

1 posted on 09/11/2002 9:12 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-19   13:22:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#144. To: All (#141)


Ol' Vice Prez Kameltoez was POTUS 4 an hour today...and America is still standing.

Whew...

BIDENS a TRAITOR and a CHI-COM Operative...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-19   13:35:23 ET  (7 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#145. To: MeeknMing, ManInBlack, blackie (#120)

"Willie and the Hand Jive"
(To be sung to Eric Clapner's--aka Clapton's--"Willie and the Hand Jive")

I know a cat named Ol' Slick Willie...
Gotta phat li'l chick named BigAss Hill'ry!
She's a squawkin', dried-up, worn-out shrew...
So Slick just plays that ol' skin flute!
Look out, Country, it's an intern 'ho'...
Doin' Slick's hand jive...knees to the flo'!
Media's havin' a pretty good time...
'Cuz Left don't see where cheatin's a crime.
Hand jive, hand jive, hand jive...
Slap that monkey blind!

Slick was a young Ozark A.G....
When he ambushed poor Juanita B!!
Sex Fiend Willie gave her quite a treat...
When he raped that lady, her lip did bleed.
Quaint style, Slick's VILE, he smiles,
"Baby, get yo'self some ice!!"

Slick and Hill'ry...they having a ball...
Abusin' their Power and that ain't all,
'Cuz they committed TREASON it's plain to see...
Slick's tellin' them big lies on TeeVee.
Slick LIES, Slick SPIES, he'll resign...
And do that Prison Time.

Hey...hey-ey

Ridicule...Ridicule...RIDICULE!!! This one's gotta FUNKY BEAT...MUD

97 posted on 10/29/01 4:02 PM Eastern by Mudboy Slim

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-19   13:41:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#146. To: tankumo (#139)

"IT’S NOT JUST WHITE PEOPLE: DEMOCRATS ARE LOSING NORMAL VOTERS OF ALL RACES!!"
Democrats fear they are losing white swing voters over racial politics.
Three studies suggest that the party’s elite culture may be the real problem.

Marxist Envirowhackoism AIN'T what the Electorate wants...
RATZ are working AGAINST the dreams of the vast majority of Americans and has only succeeded as much as it has
due to the LIES and Propagandizing of the Vast LeftWing DemocRAT Media WHORE'd!!

It is the DeeCee Elite versus the American People and BIDENZ Incompetence
has exposed just how HORRIBLE a RAT-controlled future would be for this Nation.
DeeCee RATZ want to control Americans the way the Communist Chinese control their population...
DeeCee RATZ can go to HELL!!

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-20   11:32:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#147. To: All (#144)


BIDENZ sold his SOUL to the Communist Chinese and is doing what he can to Destroy the American Economy before he is OUSTED from office.


DemocRATZ SUCK!!


Would somebody PLEASE put this guy out of OUR Misery!!


GruesomeGreta is a NASTY SKANK of a Human Being.


LeBron James is a Chi-Com WHORE and gutless Marxist SCUMBAG!!

All DeeCee RATZ are SCUM...MUD33

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-20   11:46:33 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#148. To: conservativemusician, BigMan, Landru, Sultan88, jla, yankhater, HappyGal, cherrybomb_88, M. Thatcher (#120)

"Black XX"

"Ain't Jokin'!!"
(To be sung to Steve Miller Band's "The Joker")

Dem sheeple call MUD a spaced-out boy.....yeah...
'Cuz I see a future that's Just.
Some FReepers call me Moe Reese...
'Cuz I seek the Imprisonment of S.C.U.M.**!!

Sheeple squawk, "Let Willie Be!!"
Say Right's tellin' you wrong, steerin' you wrong...
Well, don't you worry, Nation, don't worry...
Cause MUD's right here--fightin'--right here where he belongs!!

'Cuz MUD's a FReeper...MUD's a grinnin'...
Slick's a Felon...should be in prison...
We'll FReep Left's music 'gainst RATS' S.C.U.M.**!!

I ain't jokin'...Laws've been broken...
DemRATS' are misspoken...
Demand Justice fer Slick's TREASON!!
Wooo Hooooo Wooo Hooo...!!

(CM and the BigMan workin' the guitars)

Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!

Folks, keep FReepin'...'gainst Bill Clinton!!
Slick's a Felon...must be imprisoned...
We'll sing MUD's music with Ol' Rush!!

I ain't jokin'...Truth's unspoken...
Slick's a Crim'nal Joker!!
Nation, REJECT RATS' Commie S.C.U.M.**!!

(Mo' funky guitar)

WOO HOOO WOOO HOOOO...!!
FReepers keep talking about Slick Willie...
'Cuz Ol' Slick did US all wrong-ong...
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry, Country!!
Cause MUD's right here...Slick's TOAST!!

Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...MUD

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

Slick Willie's a Serial Rapist...MOVE ON, you say?! Over my dead body...MUD

1 posted on 6/12/2003, 12:25:54 AM by Mudboy Slim

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-20   11:56:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#149. To: All (#147)


Indict, Convict, then EXECUTE Dr. Anthony Fauci 4 MASS-MURDER!!


All Antifa Members have earned a bullet in the head, imho...


LeBron James is a PUNK-ASSED BITCH!!

Quite SincereLEE...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-20   12:04:28 ET  (4 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#150. To: All (#149)

One fitty...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-20   12:05:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#151. To: Cyber-Band, BearzQuagmire, poet (#148)

"Where's Yer Shame, Lib-uh-Rulls?!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "What's Your Name?")

Folks, It's Time To ROCK, RATZ're noisey, I should know!!
We'll be yer FReedomWriters...
Donald, lead US to the show!!
Right done made some plans for movin' US to the Right!!
So, find a Lib'ral peach...
And I know Y'ALL Can Teach Her Right!!

(Chorus)
Where's yer shame, Lib-uh-rulls?!!
Where's RATZ shame?!!
Children you ain't, little girl!!
Won't you act yer age?!!

Left Can Go to HELL!!
Lord, DemRATZ are a mess!!
It seems that one of Slick's crew...
Hadta go and hadta CONFESS, oh yes!!
Well, the police said, "Slick Can't Rape Anymore!!"
What a shame...
Won't you come and FReep, World...
And meet Ol' MUD the ClintonBane!!

Where's yer shame, Fascist Whore'd?!
Where's yer shame?!
Shootin' you straight, little girl?
Left's Hands're Bloody-Stained!!

(Chorus)
Why Must YOU Rape, WillieBoy?!
Why d'ya RAPE?!
Whuppin' you straight, SlickWillie...
Yer Just Mudboy's PREY!!!

(Guitar Jammin')

(Chorus)
Where's yer SHAME, Lib'uh-rulls?
Fer Viet Nam?!!
Leftists are FREAKS, don'tcha know?!
Voters, don't be lame!!

Gonna ROCK the NextAge...
Right, Git Ready to ROLL!!
We got Sick Tyrant Thugs to SMITE...
To do one more show, oh no...
Gonna git Slick a PrisonHome...
Won't that be grand?!
When I come parole each year
We're Gonna FReep Slick Again...and AGAIN!!

POWER is RATS' Aim, Lib-uh-rulls...
Left, Show Shame!!
Confessin' is GREAT, mindless WHORE'd...
Ignorance ain't no shame!!!
Just Show Yer Shamed...by the Left!!
Show Yer Shame!!
Socialists HATE...LIBERTY!!
Don't YOU Join RATS' Shame!!

FReegards...MUD

1 posted on 01/25/2003 10:39 AM EST by Mudboy Slim

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-20   12:18:52 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#152. To: All (#149)


The DemocRAT Party has ALWAYS been RACIST...and ALWAYS WILL BE!!


Hogg is your prototypical RAT-spokesperson, exceedingly EFFEMINATE!!

AOC takes it UP THE KEISTER, like a Chump...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-20   12:31:19 ET  (7 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#153. To: All (#151)

"Drive!!"
(To be sung to Incubus' "Drive")

Sometimes, I feel Left's Fear of...
RATZ Implosion...Then I Cheer!!
And I can't help but ask myself WHY Schmucks...
Would let Left's Fear make their lives soooo queer?!!!

Reject the Medyuh Whore'd!! Willie seemed to have a Faint,
Shallow Mass Appeal!!
But lately I am beginning to find that I...
Should be the one making Slick squeeeeeeal!!

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there...
With well-stocked arms and lidless eyes, yeah!!
Whatever the Lib'rals sing, I'll be there...
RATZ, BEWARE!!!

Oh yes I...decide to waiver my
Chance to Believe the Left's Jive!!
Yes, I'll choose FReedom over whine...
And Fight Left's Whore'd and Drive!! Oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhhh!!

Right Must Defeat Left's Whore'd!! Justice seems to be the way...
That Tyranny can be brought down!!
Folks, lately I'm beginning to find that
When we fight to win...Lord's Light Joins OURS!!

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there...
With well-stocked arms and lidless eyes, yeah!!
Whatever the Lib'rals sing, I'll be there...
RATZ, BEWARE!!!

Shouldn't YOU choose more FReedom and less whine?!
RE-IMPEACH RATZ Slime!!

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there...
With well-stocked arms and lidless eyes, yeah!!
Whatever the Lib'rals sing, I'll be there...
RATZ, BEWARE!!!

Doo doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo doo...

Excellent song, mis amigos!!

FReegards...MUD

115 Posted on 08/31/2001 04:32:12 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(Corralin' the Passions of GenerationNext!!!)

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-20   12:43:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#154. To: All (#152)

Marxist RAT-SCUMbots ALL...IGNORE the RAT-Media. RATZ LIE ConstantLEE...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-20   12:49:10 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#155. To: goldilucky (#140)

Linux started it.....

"Troubled day 4 virgins over 16 HOO R beautiful and wealthy and live in eucalyptus trees."
(Compliments of the Linux FortuneBuilderz program.)

TRUE dat...Koalas ROCK...MUDboyz Zoso Slim AGAIN!!

...& MUDboyz feelin' ORNERIER than 4ever & EVER...MUD33

Marxists BEWARE...MUD is RISEN, U pencil-necked Antifa GEEKS and GEEKESSES!! Yer ALL UGLIER than SIN...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-22   10:11:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#156. To: Biff Tannen, Jhoffa_, war, ferret, ferret mike, Landru, Badeye, Angelwood, BufordP, DiscoDave, The BigMan GregTaylor, Mick Taylor, STUMPFeee, Artiste formerly known as..., D*mon, JazzyJosh, Jay-MOE!!, Matthew the ex-Vet, Ira the VietNam vet (#152)

BWAHAHAHAHAhahahahaha...whatta MAROOOOON!! LOL@ AOC...and her dance on the rooftop.
Hot though...I'd DO HER in a NooYawk minute...but she'LL B back 4 seconds** of...MUD33

BTW...**all women want seconds of MUD...wouldn't U?!! Duhh...

Thirds R up 2 the discretion of BOTH PARTIES involved in the rodeo buck bronc-King event.

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-22   10:21:04 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#157. To: Dr. Rev. Anthony Chandler, Cedar street Baptist Church...and MUDZ spiritual advisor (#153) (Edited)

NOT appropriate, imho...this kid shouldda never been where he was, but he had the God-given right to be there...SO THERE!!

Hey Pastor Chandler...stick to preaching the Bible...yer political acumen is NON-EXISTENT, my young friend.

Life ain't all about Black&White, black preacherman...there are Browns, and Yellers; and Redskins and don't forget our Greens (Army), Blues (Air Force), Beige/Tan (Navy), and BLUES (Local Police Departments)...
& Blacks and Blues and Browns and Whites and Reds are ALL Inter- mingled...what is IT with THAT? Why do we keep shooting each other for NO GOOD REASON? WHY?! Gawldurnnit...WHY?!!

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-22   10:29:29 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#158. To: A K A Stone (#74)

"Black XXII"

"Right's Been Fergotten!!"
(To be sung to the Moody Blues' "Nights in White Satin")

Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend...
Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!!

"Truth ain't what we're about"..."Clinton LIED before!!"
"Justice will ruin US...Right shan't care anymore!!"
Bless George Dub- YOOOOOO!!
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh-ohh....

Dubyuh's our Leader...he rules our Land...
"We're just feckless poltroons", MODS say, "George's OUR Man!!"

Some try to sell me...dreams of gracious Guv'ment!!
Bush, save our liberty...rule like Reagan did!!
Then, we'll love YOOOOO...
Yes, Right'll love YOOOOO...
We love George Dub-YOOOOO!!

(Mudboy kickin' it on Irish Whistle)

Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend...
Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!!

Truth, it's got RightWing pissed...must even the score...
Justice and truth IS...Right shan't wait anymore!!
Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...
Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh- ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...
Please FReep..."The Gathering" Looms...
HardRight's Fate...we're Lib'rals' Doom!!
Embittered Sheeple...shall rise and repent...
The Lib'ral haze lifted...energy well-spent!!
Compassionate Dubyuh...wrestles 'gainst S.C.U.M.!!*
ModerateMan cries "Dubyuh, yer The One!!"
Bush Senior's the oak...the acorn, his son...
FReeper denizens, fight like yer young...
Bold-hearted George just rules fer Right!!
Remove Big guv'ment from our site...
Left is Dead...behold what's right!!
Next, we decide when to fight...
Or become a Colluder?!!

Mudboy Slim

"Black III"

"Black IX"

"Black XI"

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE- LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

Justice is its own reward...MUDboyz zoSooo Slim33

1 posted on 11/4/2003, 10:05:05 AM by Mudboy Slim

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-22   10:53:42 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#159. To: BipPEE, DOG, BigBadBradtheManWithThePlan, BORIS (#149) (Edited)

Doug From Upland ROCKS...and He OWES ME Money...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-22   10:55:14 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#160. To: WWG1WWA, Captain HOOeeey, WilmaSue his SQUAW, Bippy the Dumbfounded, DOG the TRAITOR aka FREDO Corleone, MUDZ Sonny Corleone, BORIS is Michael Corleone...or NOT!! (#15)

I am getting a new puppy in the Spring of 2022...
MUDZ dog shall be addressed as...
"HUAN, Hound of Valinor"

Huan, the Hound of Valinor, (d. F.A. 466[1][note 1]) was a great wolfhound, one of the hunting dogs of Oromë the Hunter.

Huan had been granted special powers by the Valar, he was as large as a small horse, immortal, tireless and sleepless,
and was allowed to speak three times before he died.
It was also prophesied that he could not be killed unless it was by the greatest wolf that ever lived;
in this case a werewolf
{Carcaroth...the Werewolf Form of Sauron}.

He shall be the Lord of All Dogs...
A border collie WITH HIS TESTICLEZ INTACT 4 BREEDING PURPOSES!!

"SOW" Sayeth the Word of...MUD33

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-22   15:20:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#161. To: Pastor Chandler, Lady C, Reverend G, HumbleB, Ira from VietNam (#159)


Heh heh henh...RATZ B STOOOPID...LOL!!


Brandonz Approval Rating is Down to under 36%...
HOO the FUCK R these 36% of Americans HOO support Joe Bidenz Job Performance so far?
SHOW YER FACES, Marxist RATZ!!!


Pastor Chandler..Pastor Chandler!! CNN didn't talk about THIS did it?! How about MSNBC?

Stick to preaching about the Bible, my FRiend...
You are outta yer depths discussing political events, imho...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-22   15:30:56 ET  (4 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#162. To: Vinny, Jewel, Cyber-Band, conservativemusician, Fracas, BOBTHENAILER, TLBSHOW, ALOHA RONNIE (#96)

"Life Uncommon"
(To be sung to Jewel's "life uncommon")

Don't worry Grandma...it'll be alright...
And don't worry brothers, say your prayers and sleep tight!!
And it'll be fine, sweet wife of mine...MUD'll be just fine!

Lend your voices only to Songs of FReedom!!!
No longer bend Right's strength fer that which you wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...
And ALL shall learn...the Right ain't Monsters.

We've heard Left's anguish...
I've heard Left's hearts cry out!!
Right is tired, we are weary, but we aren't worn out!!!!
Set down your chains...'til only Faith remains...
Set down Left's chains!!!

And lend your voices only to Songs of FReedom...
No longer lend your Strength to that which you wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...
And We Shall Build...a World of Honor!!

There are plenty of Sheeple who Pray fer Peace...
But if praying were enough our dreams wouldda come to be.
Left's Programs ENSLAVE and NUMB!!
Yet, the Heavens will hush themselves to hear...
Our voices ring out clear...with Songs of FReedom...
"Songs of FReedom!!"

Come on, you Lurkin' FReepers...join in and come play!!
There is a Bold Army coming and we are Armed with Faith...
To live, we must give...Justice!!

And lend our voices only to Songs of FReedom!!
No longer lend our Strength to that which we wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...The Right shall lead...
Lend our voices only to Songs of FReedom!!
No longer lend our strength to that which we wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...
And Right Shall Prove That Right's Worth Honorin'!!

FReegards, my Jewel...MUD

4 posted on 11/4/2003, 10:19:44 AM by Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-22   15:40:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#163. To: All (#161)


DeeCee SwampCreaturez SUCK!!


Taiwan is a Sitting Duck with Joe Brandon is the White House!!

And Ol' KamelToez would be even worse...arrggghhh!!

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-22   15:44:48 ET  (4 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#164. To: Conspiracy Guy (#162)

"Sick and Tired"

I’m sick of being sick and tired,
Yes something has to give.
It could not be my lifestyle,
You know the way I live.
So if I say, “I’m sick and tired”,
Please take it with a grain.
I’m really only sick and tired,
Of folks without a brain.
The democrats, the lib’ral press,
The folks in Hollywood.
They really want to wreck this land,
These folks aren’t up to good.
Don’t vote for dems, they mean you harm,
Don’t buy the New York Times.
Don’t go to see the movie show,
Please don’t support these slimes.
You see they need your money to,
Continue their crusade.
Let’s cut them off and then we’ll see,
The idiot’s parade.
They’ll whine and squeal that we aren’t fair,
That we have censored speech.
No they can say what they will say,
But they aren’t out of reach.
The reach of Free America,
To say enough’s, enough.
They’ll find that down here on the ground,
Life can sure be tough.

Flurry 11/4/03

6 posted on 11/4/2003, 10:37:48 AM by Conspiracy Guy
(Living fast is fine as long as you steer well and have good brakes. )

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-22   15:48:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#165. To: goldilucky, BorisY, Deckard, nolu_chan- ferret mike, AuntB, WilmaSue, BORIS MOE-reeese, bipPEE (#140)

"Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can read."
-- Mark Twain

(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

"I concur with THIS statement"**...MUD33

BTW...**aka "DITTOS!!" a la Rush Limbaugh, may he continue to Rest In Peace.

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-23   10:09:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#166. To: All U Biden Supporters Out There!! Go 2 HELL with the rest of the DemonRAT Party, U scumbag asswipez!! (#163)

Heh heh heh...ain't THAT the Truth?!

FareWell, Brandon...U dottering OLD, Mentally-Impaired Marxist TOOL!!

RATZ in Power R MUY Dangeroso...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-23   10:13:38 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#167. To: HUAN, DOGman, DOG, Kashmir, Zoso, Jimmy Page, Robert Plant, John Paul Jones Arena, Moby Dick, John Bonham (#160)

"The HISTORY of HUAN, Hound of Valinor"

"Huan was given by Oromë to his friend Celegorm, one of the Sons of Fëanor and accompanied him on his huntings in the regions of Valinor. When the Ñoldor under Fëanor rebelled, Huan went with his master to Middle-earth. Presumably he was with his master while he dwelt in Himlad, and then when he retreated to Nargothrond by the late 5th century after their arrival.

"Huan was with Celegorm and Curufin who were hunting when he smelled Lúthien and captured and brought the maid before Celegorm. She had set out to rescue Beren, who had gone with Finrod Felagund to Angband but had been captured in Tol-in-Gaurhoth. Celegorm and Curufin did not reveal to her that they had sent Beren to his death by the hand of Sauron, and took her as a prisoner to Nargothrond, "for her own protection", secretly plotting to wed her to Celegorm and thereby force an alliance with Lúthien's father Thingol.

"Huan felt pity for Lúthien, and sought her out and so he became involved with the Quest for the Silmaril. Speaking for the first time, he told her of a way to escape, and then accompanied her to Tol-in-Gaurhoth where, with the help of Lúthien's magic, he killed all of Sauron's Werewolves until Sauron himself came out, taking the shape of the greatest wolf that had ever lived. Huan nevertheless managed to defeat him, and Sauron was forced to flee. Huan went back to his master, while Lúthien and Beren went on their way back to Doriath. They came across Celegorm and Curufin, who had been exiled from Nargothrond by Orodreth when he learned of their deeds. Curufin tried to kill Lúthien, but Huan turned against his master, defending Beren and Lúthien.

"Speaking for the second time, Huan told Beren and Lúthien of his plan to gain entrance to Angband, bringing them the skin of the werewolf Draugluin and the bat-skin of Sauron's messenger Thuringwethil. Using these skins as disguise Beren and Lúthien went to Angband, while Huan hunted in the wild.

"After Beren and Lúthien had won the Silmaril but Beren had lost his hand to the werewolf Carcharoth, Huan joined Beren, Thingol, Beleg Cúthalion and Mablung in the Hunting of the Wolf. Huan and Beren managed to kill Carcharoth, but Huan was mortally wounded, as was Beren. Speaking for the third and last time, he wished Beren and Lúthien farewell, and died, with Beren's palm upon his head."

Now THAT is O.N.E. Honorable K9, imho...MUD33

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-23   10:20:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#168. To: Captain HOOeeey!!, All Wahooz, Hokiez B Gone!! (#120)

"Black XXIII"

"Ring DemBells!!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Ring Them Bells")

Ring Dem bells, you heathens with yer Big Guv'ment schemes...
Ring Dem bells from yer sanctuaries where Vile Lib'rals preach!!
"Let's Impeach!!" Mudboy cried...
"We got Truth on our side...
"And BIDENZ Power's fractured...Sweet Justice be thine!!"

Ring Dem bells, good Patriots, let yer OUTRAGE show!!
Ring Dem bells...make yer Righteous stand, so CHINA will know!!
Folks, it's [Dana] LASH HOUR now...
Help RESIST 'gainst RATZ Power!!
Lord, the sun is settin' low upon Left's sacred cows!!

Ring Dem bells, Sweet Justice, tell yer Congressman...
Ring Dem bells so the World will know JoeBidenz SCUM!!
Folks, the Networks are asleep...
But their Power's weak...
And the Country's still filled with lost sheep.

Ring Dem bells...fer Left's Blind Ignorance!!
Ring Dem bells for RATZ morally-bereft!
Ring Dem bells for Left's chosen few...
HOO would judge the many...
Yet say, "Marx is KEWL!!"???
Ring Dem bells for RATZ Chi-Com SPIES...
For the kids that DIED...
When Doc Fauci LIED!!

Ring Dem bells, brave Patriots, shan't let Tyranny bloom!!
Ring Dem bells for our Sailors whom Bill Klinton entombed!!
List of crimes is long...
But TeaPartierz are strong...
And We're Breakin' Down Resistance to Rightin' Wrongs!!!

Mudboy Slim

Love singing this song...Mudboy Zoso Slim

BTW...VA Polytechnical School SUX, but at least...
HOKIE Womyn R EZ (and horny) but sorta chubby...ROFL@U, CowManure-Breath!!

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-23   10:43:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#169. To: All (#166)


Olde JOE Brandon will NOT serve out his Full-Term!!
SOWW sayeth the word of...MUD33

Joe Biden is a Bought&PaidFor Agent of the Chinese Communist Party!!

TRUTH HURTS, RATZ and RINOZ**...MUD

BTW...**The Bushes are Chi-Com WHOREZ as well, let's B HONEST...and KIND!!

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-23   10:49:40 ET  (3 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#170. To: All Hendrix Fanz...which is everybody, I believe..., Sultan88, Landru, kristinn, jla, Jimi Hendrix (#168)

The Spirit Lives On...

"BoldLEE Just!!"
(To be sung to Jimi Hendrix' "Bold As Love")

Angry, MUD smiles...glowering in righteous indignation and rosy redshades...
Queen Hillary, hatefully waits behind Slick...
Slick's felony schemes grow...sneers at RATZ classless crowd!!

Clueless are the braindead young daughters raised by RAT-leftists!!
STOOPIDITY is RAT-punks' Plan...
Once happy Lib'ral armies lay Frozen and Dead...
But Mudboy says, "The Fight Is On!!"

'Cuz we're all boldly JUST!!
Yes, FReepers are boldly JUST!!
Yeah, We're all boldly JUST!!
Just ask the Sultan!!

Ol' Slim is so confident that he bellows Anthems of War...songs ooze pure euphoria!!
Kristinn is young, full of daring...
And really quite steady when the RATS come 'round!!
JayLaLa is bespeckled but not so mellow...
In fact, I'm trying to say he's FReepin' like me!!
And all these patriot FRiends o' mine FReep next to me...and I to them!!
Devotin' my life to RATS' TRAITOROUS Fool...
But, I'm eh...yeah, I'm Olde as MUD!!
Yeah, yeah...
Yes, Right's Bold...Boldly JUST!! (hear me talking, Willie)
We're Bold and Just!!
Just ask Ol' Landru (he knows everything)
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Heh heh heh...MUD

138 posted on 12/20/2002 12:21 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

Gotta LOVE Jimi...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-23   10:59:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#171. To: All (#1) (Edited)

Ivy Leaguers are MIS-educated MORONZ, imho...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-23   11:05:24 ET  (3 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#172. To: MoJo2001, M. Thatcher, holdonnow, BOBTHENAILER, backhoe, Doctor Raoul, Angelwood, Taxman (#168) (Edited)

"Prosecution...NOW!!!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Desolation Row"*)

*(9th Track on Dylan's "Highway 61 Revisited")

Right's sellin' postcards of Re-Impeachment...
We're kickin' Slick while he's down!!
The bettin' parlors're filled with Patriots...
The FReepers are in town!!!!
We listen to the Maja Rushi...
He's got us in a trance...
One hand is at the throat of the Lib'rals...
The other's behind his back!!
And the S.S. dudes, they're our FRiends...
They lurk, therefore, they know...
That these FReepers and I...Left knows we're Right...
As we March Against Left's "'HO"!!!

Yes, bin Clinton, he is so sleazy...
"It takes MUD to know scum!" MUD smiles...)8^D
Slick underestimates Right's moxie...
MUD's gonna drive Slick WILD!!!
Then, here comes T-Mac...vile Terry...
The Chairman...of Left's Dee-N- See!!!
So MUD says, "Ashcroft...YOU SHALL INDICT T-Mac...By Halloween!!"
Mudboy pleaded with the Left...
"Won'tcha let Slick Willie go?!
Is Slick's Legacy really worth...
Yer givin' up yer SOUL?!"

And now Left's goons do Clinton's bidding...
Left's stars...have they really no pride?!
They support the Vile Rapist...
So US "Nazis" won't stop INFANTICIDE!!
All except fer FoxNewsChannel...
TeeVee Networks should be ashamed...
Fer ignorin' TYRANNY...
Historians shall lay blame!!
And us Right-Wing Christians...we're FReepin'!!
We're singin', "Slick is just MUD'z 'HO!!"
Slick's gonna FEEL the vengeance of the Right...
Willard's Prison- Bound!!

Young Chelsea, she's soooo CORRUPTED...
Poor girl, Webb's daughter's been laid...
On her twenty-second birthday...
Her young future's already stained.
To her, Truth must be soooo pedantic...
Her mind can't shake Left's bent...
Her Daddy may sleep with her best FRiends...
But that's just "Fine" with the Left!!!
'Cuz all Left's lies depend upon...the Media...YES, THEY KNOW!!!
Chelsea spends her time askin' Reno,
"Why's my Dad a 'HO?!!"

Clinton tells lies like the Taliban...
Don't Left know Slick's Populism's BUNK?!!
Fascist goals taint Left's PowerWhores...
And their friends, the Chi-Com Monks.
Billzabubba seems vacuously FRightful...
Yet, Slick's thugs pose no real threat...
'Cuz while Bill's off drainin' his pipe...
MUD's Dethronin' the EX-Pres-i-dent!!!
You folks may think we can't git Slick...
But Re-Impeachment's "ON", I KNOW!!
Bill'll pay the price fer his Vile TREASON!!!
Fer the Slaughter at Waco!!!

Med'yuh Whore'd...it sleeps thru MURDER!!
Right must wake the SHEEPLE up!!
This is no time fer patience...
Mudboy's singin', "THE GIG IS UP!!!"
Lord has cursed the Ozark Loser...
Left MUD in charge of fightin' Whorealdo...
Help Doc Raoul FReep with Angelwood...
Militiamen are kewl!!
We all play on the FreeRepublic[.com]...
Come and join us, folks...
If you folks care about yer Country...
DEMAND PROSECUTION...NOW!!!

In DeeCee streets, Left fails their Victims...
Democrats're a Party Fer Elites...
Left's Pantheon of Heroes...
Are but Pimps fer the Fed'ral Beast!!
Left is spoon-feedin' FEAR to the Masses...
In hopes State Power will endure...
Men, Lib'rals KILL Viable Young Infants...
To call that "CHOICE" seems quite absurd!!
Still, the NAGS* are shoutin' at pregnant girls...
"Come join us, gals, we got Roe...
That "tissue mass" is just yer punishment...
Abort IT, girl...then we'll own yer SOUL!!"

*(NAGS=National Association of Gals)

Way past midnight, INS Agents...
Led by that Ol' Reno Shrew...
Raged down upon young Elian's home...
Guns aimed at the camera crew!!
Then Slick sent Elian back to Castro...
Poor kid dreams of bein' FRee!!
Re-Enslaved on Slick Willie's orders...
With Castro pullin' strings!!
If Liberty's such a hassle...
Tell them Socialists to go...
'Cuz this Country was founded by Patriots...
Chantin' "Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!"

FReepers, be Heroes...JOIN US!!!
The Culture War is "ON!!"
Ol' Mudboy is singin',
"Is you Right or is you Wrong?!"
And George Orwell and J.R.R. Tolkien...
Forewarned against Tyrannic Power...
While my darlin' Jewel joins the Right...
She and MUD're tradin' flowers!! [LOL!!]
Return, my FRiends, to Liberty!!...
Victory goes to the BOLD!!
Folks, this Country must rethink how much...
We love...Equal Justice Fer ALL!!

(Sweet Mudboy harpin')

Yes, MUD conceived a letter yesterday...
In response to the one Slick wrote...
Clinton asked MUD, "How much to stop this?!"
MUD sang, "Slick, yer a FReepin' JOKE!!!
Them FReepers that I've mentioned...
Slick, I know them, they don't play!!
Folks, we gotta re-arrange this Nation...
And teach them Lib'rals about SHAME!!
Fight now...Warriors Fer the Good...
Just save yer excuses, bro...
Help MUD FReep the EX-President...
Fer Condamnation...NOW!!!!

(MUD harpin' and strummin')

Mudboy Slim (8/21/00)

BTW..."the average murders per 100,000 residents in voting districts won by Gore equals 13.2...
The average murders per 100,000 residents in voting districts won by Bush equals 2.1"...
So says The Lovable Fuzzball!!!

What kind of Country do YOU want?!!...MUD

20 posted on 12/27/2003, 11:51:22 PM by Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-23   11:19:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#173. To: All (#171)


RATZ R Vile RACIST SCUMBAGS!!


Bwahahahaha...BURP!!

EggsZackLEE...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-23   11:25:51 ET  (4 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#174. To: All Veterans and Active-Duty Fighting Men and Women...THANK YOU 4 YOUR Service!! (#172)

...and a LATE Happy Veterans Day!!

"A Soldiers Poem..."

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS,
THEY LIVED ALL ALONE,
IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF
PLASTER AND STONE.

I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY
WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE,
AND TO SEE JUST WHO
IN THIS HOME DID LIVE.

I LOOKED ALL ABOUT,
A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE,
NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS,
NOT EVEN A TREE.

NO STOCKING BY MANTLE,
JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND,
ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES
OF FAR DISTANT LANDS.

WITH MEDALS AND BADGES,
AWARDS OF ALL KINDS,
A SOBER THOUGHT
CAME THROUGH MY MIND.

FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT,
IT WAS DARK AND DREARY,
I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER,
ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY.

THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING,
SILENT, ALONE,
CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR
IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME.

THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE,
THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER,
NOT HOW I PICTURED
A UNITED STATES SOLDIER.

WAS THIS THE HERO
OF WHOM I'D JUST READ?
CURLED UP ON A PONCHO,
THE FLOOR FOR A BED?

I REALIZED THE FAMILIES
THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT,
OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS
WHO WERE WILLING TO FIGHT.

SOON ROUND THE WORLD,
THE CHILDREN WOULD PLAY,
AND GROWNUPS WOULD CELEBRATE
A BRIGHT CHRISTMAS DAY.

THEY ALL ENJOYED FREEDOM
EACH MONTH OF THE YEAR,
BECAUSE OF THE SOLDIERS,
LIKE THE ONE LYING HERE.

I COULDN'T HELP WONDER
HOW MANY LAY ALONE,
ON A COLD CHRISTMAS EVE
IN A LAND FAR FROM HOME.

THE VERY THOUGHT
BROUGHT A TEAR TO MY EYE,
I DROPPED TO MY KNEES
AND STARTED TO CRY.

THE SOLDIER AWAKENED
AND I HEARD A ROUGH VOICE,
"SANTA DON'T CRY,
THIS LIFE IS MY CHOICE;

I FIGHT FOR FREEDOM,
I DON'T ASK FOR MORE,
MY LIFE IS MY GOD,
MY COUNTRY, MY CORPS."

THE SOLDIER ROLLED OVER
AND DRIFTED TO SLEEP,
I COULDN'T CONTROL IT,
I CONTINUED TO WEEP.

I KEPT WATCH FOR HOURS,
SO SILENT AND STILL
AND WE BOTH SHIVERED
FROM THE COLD NIGHT'S CHILL.

I DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE
ON THAT COLD, DARK, NIGHT,
THIS GUARDIAN OF HONOR
SO WILLING TO FIGHT.

THEN THE SOLDIER ROLLED OVER,
WITH A VOICE SOFT AND PURE,
WHISPERED, "CARRY ON SANTA,
IT'S CHRISTMAS DAY, ALL IS SECURE."

ONE LOOK AT MY WATCH,
AND I KNEW HE WAS RIGHT.
"MERRY CHRISTMAS MY FRIEND,
AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT,"

This poem is a reworked version from the original which was written by Lance Corporal James M. Schmidt stationed in Washington DC in 1986.

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-23   11:35:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#175. To: All (#169)


CATFIGHT!! My money is on MOOOshell, My Belle!!

The Entire BIDEN Administration is Mentally-RETARDED!!!

In MUDZ Humble Opinion, of course...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-23   11:42:34 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#176. To: George W. Bush, Reagan Man, CheneyChick, Rush Limbaugh, M. Thatcher, MoJo2001, Landru (#172)

"The Times They Are A'Changin'"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "The Times They Are A-Changin'")

Come gather round, Sheeple...in office and home...
And admit that corruption in DeeCee has grown!!
Then, demand that Slick's TREASON shall not be condoned!!
WE MUST FIGHT!! The Nation's worth savin'!!
Country, better stop sleepin' or yer souls Left will own...
Folks, the times they are a'changin'...

Come, blow-dried twit Networks who tyrannize with your "spin"...
Our Prez'dent has spied...WE MUST NOW INDICT HIM!!
And CONVICT Bill's goons...then WE'LL IMPRISON SLICK!!
Yes, Limbaugh's sellin' TRUTH 'bout Slick's TREASON!!
Left's poltroons, y'know, we'll be FReepin' the Net!!
Press, the times they are a'changin'...

Come Senators, Congressmen, please heed our call...
Please stand up fer Justice...please tear down Slick's walls!!
Folks, watch how you vote...'cuz we're watchin' y'all!!
Battle fer hearts and minds rages...
We'll soon FReep yer meetings and clatter yer halls...
Pols, the times they are a'changin'...

Come mothers and fathers throughout the Land...
Look in yer kids' eyes...they are yer Scottish Clan...
Yer sons and yer daughters...look to you, MAKE YER STAND!!!
Left's Cold War has moved to this Nation!!
Please get out and help us...AIN'T PATRIOTISM GRAND?!!
Parents, the times they are a'changin'...

(Excellent harp jammin')

The lines have been drawn...foundation's been cast!!
WE'LL GIT T-Mack NOW...THEN IMPRISON SLICK LAST!!
Welcome Prez'dent Bush...Ashcroft, get off yer A$$...
New World Order is rapidly fadin'!!
And the People's Power'll be returned at last...
Ohhh, the times they are a'changin'!!

FReegards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-23   11:48:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#177. To: All (#175)


HOOever voted for Joe Biden needs 2 B brought up on charges, iMho!!!


This is the ONLY WAY T-Mac EVER becomes POTUS!!


AGREED...Antifa is a Modern-Day KKK...thank you, DemocRATZ!!

BIDENZ a Punch Line, RATZ!! GET RID of Biden AFTER U GET RID of Ol' Kameltoez...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-23   11:56:26 ET  (4 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#178. To: holdonnow, goldilucky, gonzo, OldFriend, jla, MeeknMing, backhoe (#176)

"What's the Truth?!"
(To be sung to Johnny Cash's "What is Truth?")

Rush Limbaugh's talkin' on the Rad-ee-oh...
Sayin', "Where did our sense of Justice go?
Slick sure seems to be inventin' new ways...
Of keepin' the Truth from gettin' airplay!!"
Said, "They're crooks, you see, and their motives're Vile!!"
Still, the Medyuh says, "Bill's OUR Flower Child!!"
Country, can't you see thru these Lyin' Boys?
We gotta FIGHT to be heard o'er their LeftWing Noise!!
While the Lonely Voice of Youth cries..."What's the Truth?!"

My little boy of five, playin' in the yard,
Looks up and says, "Daddy, who's Ken Starr?"
[yeah, it's an old song, circa 4/99...I'll fix it.]
"Son, he's trackin' bad men who Cheat and Lie!!"
Little man of five says, "Slick Ain't Right!!"
Young men of seventeen killin' kids at school,
As Courts outlaw the Golden Rule...
No prayer in school, teachers puttin' Faith down,
While Slick Willie jokes, "Let's pass a Joint aroun'!"
Can you blame the Voice of Youth fer askin' "What's the Truth?!"

EX-Prez'dent's sittin' on the Witness Stand,
The man with TheBook says, "Raise yer hand...
Repeat after me, 'I solemnly swear...' "
Yet the Nation said, "We just don't care."
'Cuz although Clinton solemnly swore,
Nobody really trusted Slick no more.
Culture's got so sleazy that America's unaware...
That EX-Prez'dent sold China missiles that're aimed at Bel Air!!
Still the RightWing's called uncouth fer askin', "What's the Truth?!"

Young girl internin' with the White House Sleaze...
Doin' Bill's job while on her knees!!
FReepers protest in the Public Square,
While fightin' 'gainst this Lib'ral Nightmare!!
Yeah, these young'uns that yer callin' "WILD"...
Are gonna be yer Leaders in a little while!!
The Whole World's Wakin' to FReedom today,
And I solemnly swear that it'll be OUR way!!
We gotta help our Voiceless Youth find, "What is True?!"
'Cuz the future needs more Youth askin', "What's the Truth?!!"

A little Johnny Cash never hurt anyone...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-23   12:01:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#179. To: All (#0) (Edited)

Views: 1111

We R getting there...MUD33

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-23   12:02:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#180. To: goldilucky, Captain J.G. MoeReese, 31 amos USNavy...3 tours 2 viet nam (#140) (Edited)

My Great-Grampa once told me, "BOY...if you can't laugh at yerself, eventually others will do it for you..." To which my Dad, the Captain, interjected, "Yer great Grampa DIED before you were ever BORN!!" To which I calmLEE and gentLEE explained, as if my Dad was a 3-year-old, "And THAT, Dad, is why I thought it to be so remarkable."

Duhhh...

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-23   15:42:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#181. To: All (#180) (Edited)

31 ANOS...years in espanol...and the "y" sounds like "ny" in "nyet"...

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-23   15:43:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#182. To: All U listenerz OUT THERE... (#128)

Every once in awhile, I get a wild hair and I say,
"Let's write new lyrics to an AC/DC song..."
Then...VOILA!!

"T.N.T."
(To be sung to AC/DCz "T.N.T.")

Oi, oi, oi, oi
Oi, oi, oi, oi
Oi, oi, oi, oi
Oi, oi, oi

See me ride out of the sunset
On your color TV screen
Out for all that I can get
If you know what I mean
Women to the left of me
And women to the right
Ain't got no gun, ain't got no knife
Don't you start no fight

'Cause I'm T.N.T. I'm dynamite
T.N.T. and I'll win the fight
T.N.T. I'm a power load
T.N.T. watch me explode!

I'm dirty, mean and mighty unclean
I'm a wanted man
Public enemy number one
Understand?
So lock up your daughters, lock up your wife
Lock up your back door, run for your life
Mudboy is back in town
So don't you mess me 'round

'Cause I'm T.N.T. I'm dynamite
T.N.T. and I'll win the fight
T.N.T. I'm a power load
T.N.T. watch me explode!

T.N.T. oi, oi, oi
T.N.T. oi, oi, oi
T.N.T. oi, oi, oi
T.N.T. oi, oi, oi
T.N.T. I'm dynamite (oi, oi, oi)
T.N.T. and I'll win the fight (oi, oi, oi)
T.N.T. I'm a power load (oi, oi, oi)
T.N.T. watch RATZ explode!

Pre...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-23   17:30:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#183. To: All Reggae fanz (#182)

"I Shot the Sheriff"
(To be sung to Bob Marley and the Wailer's "I Shot the Sheriff")

I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy
I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy

All around in my home town
They're trying to track me down
They say they want to bring me in guilty
For the killing of a deputy
For the life of a deputy, but I say
>

I shot the sheriff, but I swear it was in self-defense
I shot the sheriff, and they say it is a capital offense

Sheriff John Brown always hated me
For what I don't know
Every time that I plant a seed
He said, "Kill it before it grows"
He said, "Kill it before it grows", I say

I shot the sheriff, but I swear it was in self-defense
I shot the sheriff, but I swear it was in self-defense

Freedom came my way one day
And I started out of town
All of a sudden I see sheriff John Brown
Aiming to shoot me down
So I shot, I shot him down, I say

I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy
I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy
Reflexes got the better of me
And what is to be must be
Every day the bucket goes to the well
But one day the bottom will drop out
Yes, one day the bottom will drop out, but I say

I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy, oh no
I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy, oh no

Pre...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-23   17:38:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#184. To: All (#183)

My olde olde olde man led a group of Grifterz 2 steal over $200K from me so he and my brothers could buy a $1.8 million beach house..the Yankee Clipper,,down in the Outer Banks. I will be suing my entire family to invalidate that purchase and get back my money. Well my Dad realizes he is in deep legal doodoo..it's even worse news for my ex- brother DOG..so he gave me $500 of what he owed me a few weeks ago and a couple weeks later I asked for more cash. Baby Huey, the Captains childhood nickname, asked what I used the money for, so I jauntily replied, "Sex, Drugs and Rock&Roll, but I just wasted the rest..."...MUD33

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-23   19:25:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#185. To: Stoner, Disgraced Richmond Mayor Lavar Stoner, Disgraced and DEFEATED EX-Governor of Northern Virginny Terrie the RAT-PUNK FEYrie MacAuliffe (#180)

"I love fucking with DemRATZ!!"

"When Mayor Stoney dropped by the MUDcave driving a bronze-colored Cooper Mini and wearing the same light blue mask he always wears, he looked at me straight in the eye as I was painting "FUCK EWE, Mayor Stoner!!" and that little RAT-bastard flipped me off...I grabbed my Johnson as I went running after his car calling for "Mayor Lavar, Mayor Lavar, please come back and discuss what you meant by flipping off one of your constituents", but he drove off westward, ran the stop sign next to PhillyBillz house, and almost caused a wreck....LOL!!

MUD p'ownz Mayor Stoner...MUD33

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-27   10:32:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#186. To: All U WomynzLibberz Out There, just give good QUALITY blow jobs like Kamala and Speaker Pelosi!! (#177)

And all that Kameltoez needed to do to win in California was be Willie Brownz blowjobber-in-Chief!!

a LOT LIKE nANCY pELOSI...SLEPT HER WAY TO THE sPEAKERZ POSITION...WHATTA NASTY slut THE sPEAKER OF THE hOUSE IS AND ALWAYS HAS BEEN.

qUITE SINCERElee...mud33

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-27   10:37:30 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#187. To: All (#186)


All DemRATZ are scum-sucking PIGZ...but they vote 2 KILL BABIES, so the RAT-minions LOVE them...MUD33

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-27   10:39:45 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#188. To: Vinny, aka PussBoy in Mommy's Basement, JohnBoy MOEreese (#96)

"Q: Who cuts the grass on Walton's Mountain?
A: Lawn Boy."

(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

Now THAT is funny...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-27   10:42:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#189. To: Sultan88, goldilucky, BorisY, A K A Stone, Deckard, nolu_chan, Jhoffa_, war, ferret mike, Badeye (#187)

"Black XXVII" on LibertyPost.org"

"Come Together!!"
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Come Together")

Here comes the RightWing...We been buildin' up slowly...
Got the Donald leadin'...got our troops a'rollin'!!
We had Rush on the Eee-eye-bee;
Mudboy Slim ain't jokin', Right's got RATZ on their knees!!

Left fears the Righteous...Libs got whupped at the polls!!
RATS love RapistWillie...Slick kills little children!!
Left's all naive fools...braindead freaks.
One thing Right must tell Dems is folks gotzta be FRee!!
Come Together, Right NOW...in DeeCee!!

DemRATZ're destructin'...Libs love Eeeee-vil Tyrants!!
Left's got zero morals...Left's RAT-spine's a crackin'!!
RATS got FReeped down becuz Right's FRee!!
Fight the A.N.S.W.E.R. Commies 'cuz we loathe Tyranny!!
Come together, Right NOW...help US FReep!!

Right!! Yo...

Keep rollin', Justice...we got Soddom tunnlin'!!
Next, git O. bin Laden and that bozo Clinton!!
We say, "One and one and one is THREE!!"
RATZ think Slick's good-lookin', but in Jail, Slick Shall SQUEEEAL!!
Come together, Right NOW!! RE-IMPEACH!!

Oh...
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yea-eah-eahh!!
Come together...yea-eah-eahh!!
Come together...yeah!!

Mudboy Slim

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-27   10:54:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#190. To: pookie18 (#187)


All DemRATZ are Marxist MORONZ!!


Bwahahaha!!


FOCK the RACIST RAT-Media!!

Yep...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-27   11:01:04 ET  (7 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#191. To: badjoe, cal, tlbshow, white sands, ferret, goldilucky, interpreter, BufordP, ironman, PapaJohn, MamaSue (#189)

"This Blessed Ground!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "My Hometown")

I was six years old, American flag in my hand...
Dockside, watched that ship return my Pa from Viet Nam.
Ma cried, then laughed, 'cuz he'd made it through it...
We cheered as Dad's feet touched ground...
He tousled my hair, said, "Son, take a good look around...
This here's Blessed Ground, and it's your home now,
Do your Country proud, this is your hometown!"

Back in Ninety-Five, Prez'dent's tellin' lies and breakin' rules!
Political fights between The Wrong and The Right...
Networks treat us like we're fools.
As Justice obstructs, Clinton passes the buck,
While sellin' secrets to Chi-Com scum...
Algore grasps their illegal cash, sordid times had come...
To our Country...Won't you see? Liberty, it ain't free!!

Now White House's stonewallin' Congress, showin' no remorse...
Seems like there ain't nobody values Character no more.
Still, we're closin' in to prove Slick's guilt, while Elitists fret...
Mudboy says, "These Bums're already TOAST, they just don't know it YET!!"
It's our turn now, let's show 'em how...
To devolve Power, to your hometown.

So, Right, don't delay, seize the day, condemn JOEZ Tyranny!
Forcin' out Dem crooks, it's our destiny!
I'm Thirty-Nine, got two kids of my own now...
Last night, set 'em up, o'erlookin' the Sea..
I said, "Kids, take a good look around...this here's Blessed Ground!"

Mudboy Slim (05/28/1999)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-27   11:09:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#192. To: All (#190)

Amen...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-27   11:13:28 ET  (3 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#193. To: All (#191)

"We're the Far Right!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's version of J. J. Cale's "After Midnight")

We're the Far Right...we're gonna scale Big Guv'ment down!!
We're the Hard Right...we're gonna whup Dem Libs in a rout!!
We're gonna help TRUMP git some traction...
Right's gonna demand satisfaction....
Left's gonna find out what Right is all about.
We're the Far Right...we're gonna FReep DemRATZ from Power!!

We're the Far Right...we'll fulfill Founding Father's dreams...
Truth yields our Might...righteous gonna make Dem sosh'lists scream!!
We're gonna FReep talk and television...
Left shall heap on their vile derison...
Left's gonna find out what Truth is all about!!
RATS, we don't bite...still gonna FReep yer slime from Power!!

(Guitar-jammin' interlude)

Yeah, yeah...We're the Far Right...we're gonna FReep Dem RATZ from Power!!

We're the Far Right...we'll fulfill Founding Father's dreams...
Traitors we'll fight...RightWing's gonna make Dem Leftists scream!!
We're gonna FReep Rush and Hanni-vision...
Left shall fear our deadly precision...
Left's gonna find out what Truth is all about!!
America's Right...still gonna FReep RATS' SCUM from Power!!

We're the Far Right...we're gonna FReep Dem fools from Power!!
Ain't 'fraid to fight...Right's gonna WHUP Dem Lefties down!!
Left, say "GoodBye"...November's when yer goin' down!!
We're the Far Right...we're gonna scale Big Guv'ment down!!

Mudboy Slim (5/19/04)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-27   11:20:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#194. To: All (#192)


ALL DemRATZ are RACIST PIGS!!


Farewell, Traitor Joe...and Good Riddance!!


Two Nasty SKANK WHORES just like my EX-Wife, Eener Reissem...bleccchhh!!

Nasty RAT-wench...HOO did she haveta BLOW to get THAT job?!

All RATZ ARE RACIST PIGS and Gutless MORONZ HOO prey on little girls and boyz...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-27   11:28:24 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#195. To: Bill D Berger, cwrwinger, goldilucky, poet, Landru, sneakypete (#193)

"Fear's Fer Minions!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Tears In Heaven")

Will they know my face...
When I meet them in heaven?
"What's yer FReeper name?"
It's what they're askin' in heaven.

Right must be strong...
We'll carry on...
'Cuz I know poets belong...
Up in heaven.

Can we save our Land...
From Dem Sosh'list Lib'rals?!!
Right shall make a stand...
Rout Dem pathetic Lib'rals!!

We'll fight always...
Fer liberty...
'Cuz RATS know Big Guv'ment stanks!!
Devolve Power!!

Time to weild our Power...
Time to join in...FReep!!
Right shan't break yer heart...
Cut Big Guv'ment...please, Donald, please.

Reject RATZ Whore'd...
Their "peace" ain't OURS!!
"Cuz Right knows as FReedom grows...
Fear's fer minions!!"

Will you know my face...
When I meet you in heaven?
"What's yer FReeper name?!"
It's the Big Question in heaven.

Right shall be strong...
We'll carry on...
'Cuz I know FReepers belong...
Up in heaven.

Mudboy Slim (5/25/04)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-27   11:34:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#196. To: All (#194)


ALL DemRATZ are Evil, Child-Molesting Marxist Anti-Americans!!

Capiche?!!

WahooWah and Hail to the Redskins...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-27   11:41:09 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#197. To: All (#4)

"FReedom is THE Way!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Lonely Stranger")

Right remains divisible...
'Cuz our thinking's FRee!!
I have joined...in many FReeps...
Defendin' Liberty!!

Right was born with a righteous quest...
Wise hunger to be FRee!!
Parents taught, "Never Fear!!"
RATZ discourage me.

'Cuz Right is only Nat'ral, Left...
FReedom is THE Way!!
Sheeple must learn what’s goin’ on...
Truth shall win the day!!
Yes, it will...yes, it will...yes, it will...

Walk the walk...stand and fight!!
FReedom is not FRee!!
Left, it tries...to stoke our fears...
So just let RATZ be!!

Leftists say, "Big Guv'ment's GOOD!!"
RINOZ, they agree...
RATZ're hooked...on Welfare pay...
That’s not Right to me.

'Cuz Right must overcome Left's fears...
FReedom is THE Way!!
Med'yuh don’t know what’s goin’ on...
Folks, Right shall make RATZ pay!!
Yes, it will...yes, it will...yes, it will...yes, it will...yes, it will...
"FReedom is THE Way!!"

Mudboy Slim

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-27   11:49:58 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#198. To: All (#196)

"Wahoos Gonna WHUP UP on the Hokies in C'Ville!!"

Date: Saturday, November 27
Game Time: 3:45 ET
Venue: Scott Stadium, Charlottesville, VA
How To Watch: ACC Network
Record: Virginia (6-5), Virginia Tech (5-6)

"What’s Going To Happen?"

Oh would this be so, so sweet for Virginia.

The 2019 team beat the Hokies 39-30 to go off to play for the ACC Championship. Virginia lost 15 straight in the series before that going back to 2003, and it lost last year’s regular season finale.

Now it gets to beat its rival for the second time in three seasons and knock it out of a bowl.

The Virginia offense will get held down just enough to keep this from getting out of hand, but Virginia Tech won’t be able to keep up.

Virginia 41, Virginia Tech 28

That would work 4...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-27   11:56:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#199. To: All (#198)

199...

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-27   11:57:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#200. To: All (#199)

Two hunnerd....

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-27   11:57:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#201. To: All (#198) (Edited)

Fuckin Hoos lost to the loathed cHokies yet again ..my gosh, we suck...mud

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-27   23:35:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#202. To: All (#201)

MUDZ got her Omicron Variant right here in his right hand you Nazi Fauci Freaks!! No o more shutdowns!!

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-27   23:39:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#203. To: Mudboy Slim (#202)

A K A Stone  posted on  2021-11-28   10:18:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#204. To: Mudboy Slim (#202)

A K A Stone  posted on  2021-11-28   11:50:13 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#205. To: A K A Stone (#204)

Classic...I love that one...LOL!!

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-30   16:05:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#206. To: All (#120)

"Black XXX"

"My FRiends!!"
(To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "My Friends")

My FRiends, I'm quite impressed...
Yer zeal's unquestioned!!
FReepin' excellence...
Uprise!! 'Cuz TRUTH is on our side!!
Reject Left's swill...you know I will!!

Hanoi John's got it rough...
Left's gettin' desperate!!
Willie's Prison-bound...
MUD wants...to give Slick many years...
Fer TREAS'NOUS Acts!!

I love all of you...
Who're Right and Bold!!
Fight hard, demanding TRUTH!!
RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!

My FRiends are FReedom-blessed...
Let's FReep the World!!
Ignore the LeftWing Press...
They forge...TRUTH, RATS wanna suppress!!
Left must confess!!

I love all of you...
HOO're Right and Bold!!
Fight hard...demanding TRUTH!!
RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!

Imagine...dream...export Liberty!!
Bein' FRee is "peace"!!
I hurt fer Lib-uhh-rulls...
'Cuz Left is DEAD!!
Each tyrant's bound to fall...
Muslims...yer trust is what we want...
As FRiends, we'll live!!

I love all of you...
HOO're Right and Bold!!
Life's hard...Demand the Truth!!
RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!

Mudboy Slim

BTW...Three years ago today, I posted the first Black thread, exactly one week after the Twin Towers and the Pentagon were ruthlessly attacked on 9/11/01!! Since that time, we have chronicled America's War on Terrorism, witnessing our winning two wars and liberating tens of millions of Afghans and Iraqis from despotic rule. Still, the War is far from over...the next step is defeating Hanoi John Kerry and the gutless girleymen who now dominate the DemonRAT Party!!

While 100% supportive of George W. Bush's performance as Commander-in- Chief, I've been far less enthralled by Dubyuh's outta control domestic spending binge, leading me to look into supporting either the Constitution or Libertarian candidate fer POTUS. While it's still a 3- person race fer my vote, I will say that the DemonRATS' horrific mud- slingin' and LIES has begun to tilt the playing field in the direction of supporting Dubyuh...all I want to see now is a little more acknowledgement that his Administration's first-term spending binge was a mistake and he'll get it under control in the second term!! That's certainly not too much to ask, is it?!

FReegards...MUD

1 posted on 9/18/2004, 11:35:05 PM by Mudboy Slim (Girleymen HATE Bush!!)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-30   16:17:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#207. To: A K A Stone (#203)


Bidenz Presidency EVEN WORSE THAN Carterz Stagflation!!

Columbo will figger it out...he always does...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-30   16:23:58 ET  (4 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#208. To: All (#206)

"BTW..."
(To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "By The Way")

Standin' fer Right...gives US a virtuous might...
And Right shall fight on...Let US Roll!!
By the way, we proudly pray...
Reject Fear...RATS're whores!!
Hanoi Hero...we're singin' songs fer Tru

th...
We FReep 'cuz we're FRee...Liberty!!

Way Right...we're marked...
Limbaugh...root cause!!

Impeached Slick...Senate failed its reason...
We'll convict...we'll FReep 'til Slick's career's done!!
John ain't Slick...he LIES, claims he's a hero...
Kerry's sick..."Defeat JohnK!!", that's our hope!!

Dubyuh...mudrats...
World stage...Nags Head!!

Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might...
And Right shall fight on...Right's got soul!!
By the way, Left died today...
Reject Fear...FReep the World!!

Black thread...hope's thick...
Song shop...git Slick!!

FReedom's Right...our future is a bold one...
Win the fight...folks, Michael Moore is pond-scum!!
Righteous Right...you know Dutch Reagan's goals won!!
Lib'rals whine...fer Power 'cuz they got none!!

Strong words...steel spine...
Brash acts...stand strong!!

Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might...
Far Right shall fight on...Limbaugh knows!!
By the way, RATS LIE and Rape...
Left needs Fear...Tyrant Whore'd!!
Dandy Lib'rals...Right's singin' songs fer FRee...
We FReep 'cuz we're FRee...bless our souls!!
By the way, I'm proud we pray...
Reject Fear...FReep the World!!

(chant)

Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might...
RightWing shall fight on...Dubyuh knows!!
By the way, Left's Tyranny...is waning...Culture War!!
Saddam's a girl...she's writin' poems 'bout trees...
We sing, "Sic Semper...Tyrannus!!"
By the way, we're proud we pray...
To one God...sacred world!!
Standin' fer Right...grants US virtuous might...
FReepers shall fight on...Mudboy knows!!
By the way, we proudly pray...
Reject Fear...FReep the World!!

Mudboy Slim (09/02/2004)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-30   16:30:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#209. To: All (#207)


Trump was NEVER alone...


All DemRATZ are EVIL SwampDwellerz!!

A K A Virginia Tech Hokies!!

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-30   16:35:35 ET  (4 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#210. To: Landru, jla, MeekOneGOP, Flora McDonald, GeorgeW23225, FBD, AuntB, cherry_bomb88, Coop (#208)

"Rally Fer Our Nation!!"
(To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "Californication")

Slick's a spy fer China...
Leftists' zeal's to smite FReeNations!!
Lib-uh-rulls love Sweden...
Dreams of Amsterdam libations...
Dem Lib'rals want Big Guv'ment dreams...
Right, Rally Fer Our Nation!!

The Beacon fer the world...
Pride of the western civilization...
We're warriors fightin' fer Peace!!
Unleash the wisdom derived via liberation!!
Left's oh so queer...RATS're HollyWeird!!
Folks, Rally Fer Our Nation!!

Dubyuh's surgin' very well...
November 3rd awaits US!!
Reject the Left's spin...help FReedom win...
'Tis Culture War we're waging!!

[Chorus:]
Airborne...uniform...
MUD's corps...just war...
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!

Kerry's [like] a girl...Hanoi Kerry, he destroyed...
Lied about his own conflagrations...
JohnnyBoy LIED...fer the Viet Cong side...
Genghis Khan's mis-information!!
Lied 'bout his bronze star...and three purple hearts...
John LIED to the whole Nation!!

TRUTH is what the Lib'rals most fear...
Should be shamed by their Michael Moore baseness!!
Limbaugh, you shall hear fer years...
Righteous songs on yer AM stations!!
Our liberties are here to stay...
We're FReepin' fer our Nation!!

Oooh-ahh-ooooh...oooh-ahh-ooooh...

RATS're stained...they chose their way...
Devolve Power to the States, men...
Everybody, we're due fer Right's righteous liberation!!

[Chorus:]
War-torn...Desert Storm...
Must win...fight sin...
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!

Corruption breeds 'cuz Dem Lib'rals WON'T know...
But good FReepers rulle this Nation!!
'Cuz God looks out fer those hearts so stout...
We're just another FReedom station!!
Come, righteous waves, Truth'll save the world...
FReep fer our Liberation!!

Dubyuh's surgin' very well...
November 3rd awaits US!!
Slick's takin' a rest...John's just a test...
'Tis Clinton's scalp MUD's craving!!

[Chorus:]
War-torn...Desert Storm...
Must win...fight sin...
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!

Mudboy Slim (09/15/2004)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-30   16:41:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#211. To: All (#209)

AMEN!!

FAREWELL, BIDEN....YOU ARE A WASTE CASE!!

HOOever the RATZ run will be a sacfificial Lamb anyway...maybe it will be CreepyJoe again???

I doubt it, though...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-30   16:48:37 ET  (4 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#212. To: stand watie, conservativemusician, Corin Stormhands, P8riot, AdSimp, iceskater, yankhater (#206)

"Big Guv'ment!!"
(To be sung to Steppenwolf's "The Pusher")

You know I pay way too much in tax...
Good Lord, (I) take nuthin' from the till!!
Folks, I never wanted nothin'...
FRom Dem Lib'rals like Bill!!
You know, I've seen a lot of Lib'rals walkin' 'round...
With HATRED in their eyes!!
'Cuz Big Guv'ment don't care...
Ah, if you live or if you die!!

God damn Big Guv'ment!!
God damns--I pray--Big Guv'ment!!
Right shall Devolve Power from Government!!

DemRATS are dealers...Big Guv'ment is a SHAM!!
Gotta whup ass on "The Man!!"
'Cuz folks, Dem Lib'rals they're all monsters...
Good God, Right's gotta make a stand!!
The hammer and the scickle (sp?) ain't the way!!
Folks, Left's sellin' you all their FReak dreams...
Ah, but Big Guv'ment takes all yer money...
Lord, we'll FReep Dems...we'll FReep fer Righteous Dreams!!

God damn...Big Guv'ment!!
God damns...God damns the Sosh'lists!!
Right musr RISE UP, God...smite down Big Guv'ment man!!

Well, now if I were the president of this land...
You know, I'd declare total war on Big Government!!
I'd cut back on our taxes...and I'd cut how much we spend!!
Yes I'd kill Left with my Bible and my FReepin' and my pen!!

God damn Big Guv'ment!!
God damn Big Guv'ment!!
I sing, "God damn, God damn Big Government!!"

FReegards...MUD (06/29/2004)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-30   16:55:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#213. To: All (#211)

Next November SHALL BE a RAT-Massacre...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-11-30   16:57:18 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#214. To: Snow Bunny, goldilucky, HalfIrish, eddie willers, Irma, amom, AAPATRIOT, t-shirt, A+Bert (#120) (Edited)

FAREWELL, Brandon!! FAREWELL, Biden!! FAREWELL, KamelToezHarrasser!!

And GOOD RIDDANCE 2 ALL of "EWE DemRATZ!!"

[goldilucky] "...the most lethal weapon in America is the mindset of the sheeple that have awoken from their sleep and are enraged at what is happening to this country."

EXACTLY!!! The Effete Elites in both Parties fear this, my FRiend, and will ultimately agree to offer up William Jefferson Blythe Clinton as the "sacrificial lamb" in an attempt to nip the building rage in the bud...{still waiting}...

"The Vile Clintonz"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "The Mighty Quinn")

Come on...cry out!! Come on...GET HIM!!
We've not seen nothing like the Vile Clinton!!
Come on...don't pout!! Come on...LET'S WIN!!
We'll destroy the Left when we DETHRONE SLICK!!

Ev'rybody's building gates and moats...
Most are 'fraid of Government...
But they don't even VOTE!!
Does nobody really care...'bout this Clinton BOY?!
Folks, when Slick the EX-Prez'dent gets his...
Even Lib'ral's gonna jump fer joy!!
Come on...and SHOUT!! Join in...and GRIN!!
Slick ain't seen nothin' like The FReepers' Din!!

MUD like to STALK EX-PREZ-EH-DENTZ!!(HOO-Yah!!)
MUD like his Late- nite FReeps!!
'Cuz Bill's TREASON and VIOLENT RAPE...
Means We Shall RE-IMPEACH!!!!
Every Libs' been on their knees...
Just servin' Slick's ev'ry whim...
But when Slick the EX-Prez'dent sheds tears...
All Dem Lib'rals gonna run from him!!
Come on...LASH OUT!! Come on...FReep him!!
We've not seen EVIL like Ol' Bill Clinton!!
Come on...Help Out!! Come on...FReep him!!
Slick ain't seen nuthin' like FReepers, my FRiends!!

Lemme do what MUD wanna do...
MUDZ havin' him a ball!
Just tell me where you want Slick...
And I'll make sure Bill falls...
DemLeftists can't stop our FReeps...
The Lib'rals fear everyone's posts!
'Cuz when next eeee-lection gets here...
It's TRUTH that Left fears the most!!

Come on...FReep out!! Come on...we'll WIN!!
We'll not see c'ruption like we've seen from Slick!!
Come on...Ladies!! Come on...you MEN!!
Left's fate is waiting...WE MUST DETHRONE SLICK!!!

BWAH HAH HAH HA HA Ha Ha...MUD

124 Posted on 08/21/2001 08:02:21 PDT by Mudboy Slim

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-01   10:31:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#215. To: All EWE FReaky Fauci-ITES!!, pookie18 (#213)

Pookies TOONZ Rock...MUD33

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-01   10:37:37 ET  (4 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#216. To: All TRUE Dylan Fanatics, Jim Robinson, kristinn, Angelwood, sauropod, TrueBlackMan, tgslTakoma, Doctor Raoul, Fred Mertz, sneakypete (#0)

"Masterful Whore"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Masters of War"**)
**(3rd Track on Dylan's "The FReewheelin' Bob Dylan")

Slick's a Masterful Whore...
Sold Chinese our Big Guns...
Bloody handful of coins...
Can y'all say, "TREASON"?!!
Folks, Slick hides beyond Laws...
And Left's Liars in the Press...
Slick, I wanted you to know...
Patriots demand Justice!!

Joe BidenZ never done nothin'...
But RAPE and DESTROY!!
Left lauds his "New World"...
It's just a Communist ploy!!
Left confiscates our lands...
Then, JOE stomped on folks' rights...
Note: "RATZ turn a pale yellow...
When it is THEIR turn to FIGHT!!!"

Like Vile Tyrants of Olde...
Slick lies and deceives...
New World Order's all BUNK!!
UN's Socialist Sleaze!!
Slick, folks see through yer lies...
Slick, our Country you've stained...
Won't forget the Waco SLAUGHTER...
Forgive?!! You're INSANE!!!

Left enslaves all their Victims...
Left is hatred-inspired...
Ol' Slick sits back and laughs...
Seems them Lib'rals love LIARS!!
Clintons defaced our White House...
With their abhorrent crud!!
Slick found time to boink interns...
Still choked his li'l pud!!

JOEZ now Left's nightmare...
Arrogance so absurd!!
Patriots must teach their children...
To follow Lord's Word!!
Yes, Left's threatenin' our Liberty...
Tribalism's Left's aim...
Ain't no match fer MEN...
We'll CRUSH Left with our brains!!

How, folks, do I know?!
From Rush Limbaugh I learned!!
Left may trash us with mud...
Right's viewpoints are spurned.
Still, there's two things I know...
Slick, MUD's WISER than you...
And my Lord Jesus'll never...
Forgive you, You TOOL!!

Slick, lemme ask you some questions...
Is POWER really so good?!
Bill, will it git you Redemption?!
Do you think that it should?!
I think Bill will find...
When his obituary is told...
All those Laws that he's RAPED were...
Never quite worth his Soul!!

Slick, I hope you don't DIE...
Least not anytime soon...
Hope you live long in Prison...
Hope yer cellmates LOOOOVE you!! )8^D]
Slick, I'll be at yer funeral...
I'll sing ill of the dead...
Then, I'll stand over yer grave...
BOY, I'll piss on yer head!!

Mudboy Slim

BTW...sorry JimRob, but I had to post the Right Words.

49 posted on 09/21/2001 3:31 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim
(What did I say about things happenin' in 3's?!)

516 posted on 3/3/2003, 10:44:56 AM by Mudboy Slim
(The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."KorruptKlintonKlan DemonRATS LOATHE America and Liberty!!")

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-01   10:53:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#217. To: All (#215)

Lesko Brandon!! Lesko Brandon!! Lesko Brandon!!

BWAHAHAHAHAhahahaha...MUD33

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-01   10:59:12 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#218. To: All (#216)

"Prosecution...NOW!!!!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Desolation Row"*)
*(9th Track on Dylan's "Highway 61 Revisited"...soon to be revisited by MUD)

Right's sellin' postcards of Re-Impeachment...
We're kickin' Slick outta town!!
The bettin' parlors're filled with Patriots...
The FReepers are in town!!!!
We listen to the Maja Rushi...
He's got us in a trance...
One hand is at the throat of the Lib'rals...
The other's behind his back!!
And the S.S. dudes, they're our FRiends...
They lurk, therefore, they know...
That these FReepers and I...Left knows we're Right...
As we March Against Left's "'HO"!!!

Yes, Joe Biden, he is so sleazy...
"It takes MUD to know scum!" MUD smiles...=^D
Slick underestimates MUD's moxie...
MUD's gonna drive bin WILD!!!
Then, here comes T-Mac...vile Terry...
The Chairman...of Left's Dee-N-See!!!
So MUD says, "Ashcroft...YOU SHALL INDICT T-Mac... By Halloween!!"
Mudboy pleaded with the Left...
"Won'tcha let Slick Willie go?!
Is Slick's Legacy really worth...
Yer givin' up yer SOUL?!"

And now Left's goons do Clinton's bidding...
Left's stars...have they really no pride?!
They support the Vile Rapist...
So us "Nazis" won't stop INFANTICIDE!!
All except fer FoxNewsChannel...
TeeVee Networks should be ashamed...
Fer ignorin' TYRANNY...
Historians shall lay blame!!
And us Right-Wing Christians...we're FReepin'!!
We're singin', "Slick is just MUD'z 'HO!!"
Slick's gonna FEEL the vengeance of the Right...
Willard's Prison-Bound!!

Young Chelsea, she's soooo CORRUPTED...
Poor girl, Webb's daughter's been laid...
On her twenty-second birthday...
Her young future's already stained.
To her, Truth must be soooo pedantic...
Her mind can't shake Left's bent...
Her Daddy may sleep with her best FRiends...
But that's just "Fine" with the Left!!!
'Cuz all Left's lies depend upon...the Media...YES, THEY KNOW!!!
Chelsea spends her time askin' Reno,
"Why's my Dad a 'HO?!!"

Clinton tells lies like the Taliban...
Don't Left know Slick's Populism's BUNK?!!
Fascist goals taint Left's PowerWhores...
And their friends, the Chi-Com Monks.
Billzabubba seems vacuously FRightful...
Yet, Slick's thugs pose no real threat...
'Cuz while Bill's off drainin' his pipe...
MUD's Dethronin' EX-Pres-i-dent!!!
You folks may think we can't git Slick...
But Re-Impeachment's "ON", I KNOW!!
Bill'll pay the price fer his Vile TREASON!!!
Fer the Slaughter at Waco!!!

Med'yuh Whore'd...it sleeps thru MURDER!!
Right must wake the SHEEPLE up!!
This is no time fer patience...
Mudboy's singin', "THE GIG IS UP!!!"
Lord has cursed the Ozark Loser...
Put MUD in charge of fightin' Whorealdo...
Help Doc Raoul FReep with Angelwood...
Militiamen are kewl!!
We all play on the FreeRepublic[.com]...
Come and join us, folks...
If you folks care about yer Country...
DEMAND PROSECUTION...NOW!!!

In DeeCee streets, Left fails their Victims...
Democrats're a Party Fer Elites...
Left's Pantheon of Heroes...
Are but Pimps fer the Fed'ral Beast!!
Left is spoon-feedin' FEAR to the Masses...
In hopes State Power will endure...
Men, Lib'rals KILL Viable Young Infants...
To call that "CHOICE" seems quite absurd!!
Still, the NAGS* are shoutin' at pregnant girls...
"Come join us, gals, we got Roe...
That "tissue mass" is just yer punishment...
Abort IT, girl...then we'll own yer SOUL!!"

*(NAGS=National Association of Gals)

Way past midnight, INS Agents...
Led by that Ol' Reno Shrew...
Raged down upon young Elian's home...
Guns aimed at the camera crew!!
Then Slick sent Elian back to Castro...
Poor kid dreams of bein' FRee!!
Re-Enslaved on Slick Willie's orders...
With Castro pullin' strings!!
If Liberty's such a hassle...
Tell them Socialists to go...
'Cuz this Country was founded by Patriots...
Chantin' "Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!"

FReepers, be Heroes...JOIN US!!!
The Culture War is "ON!!"
Bold Mudboy is singin',
"Is you Right or is you Wrong?!"
And George Orwell and J.R.R. Tolkien...
Forewarned against Tyrannic Power...
While my darlin' Jewel joins the Right...
She and MUD're tradin' flowers!! [LOL!!]
Return, my FRiends, to Liberty!!...
Victory goes to the BOLD!!
Folks, this Country must rethink how much...
We love...Equal Justice Fer ALL!!

(Sweet Mudboy harpin')

Yes, MUD conceived a letter yesterday...
In response to the one Slick wrote...
Clinton asked MUD, "How much to stop this?!"
MUD sang, "Slick, yer a FReepin' JOKE!!!
Them FReepers that I've mentioned...
Slick, I know them, they don't play!!
Folks, we gotta re-arrange this Nation...
And teach them Lib'rals about SHAME!!
Fight now...Warriors Fer the Good...
Just save yer excuses, bro...
Help MUD FReep the EX-President...
Fer Condamnation...NOW!!!!

(MUD harpin' and strummin')

Mudboy Slim (8/21/00)

47 posted on 09/21/2001 3:02 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim
(Time Fer Justice to be Done!! Aim small...Miss small...)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-01   11:12:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#219. To: All (#217)

FAREWELL, BRANDON!!!

Quite SincereLEE...MUD33

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-01   11:18:41 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#220. To: PokerFace, PokerBoy, FullHouse, InsideStraight, Hearts, Spades, FireplacePoker, Poker?JustMetHer...PhiKapMom, SnowBunny, Murron (#120)

"Shan't Git Fooled Again"
(To be sung to The Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again")

We'll enlighten all we meet...
For our children, we shall FReep...
Truth and Morals that we worship shall live on!!
'Tis Clinton who spurs us on...
Lib'ral Judgement is all Wrong...
Media LIES, but the Sheeple shall catch on!!

We'll re-enforce Nation's Ol' Constitution...
Devolve Power...The Great Devolution...
Laugh and sing and take Slick Willie down!!
Listen to what Limbaugh's sayin'...
Gotta do more than pray!!
Folks, we'll rise to our feet and sing...
"We shan't git fooled again!!!"...No NO!!

We'll raise our voice for our Country with pride...
Ain't gonna listen to Left's Med'yuh jive!!
We'll wake all the Sheeple and smite all Left's spies!!
Folks, you know that the Chi-Com spies always lie...don'tcha?!!

(Kewl synthesizer/guitar combo...maybe a li'l MUD on harp...LOL!!)

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

FReepers, hit the streets...educate everyone you meet...
Lib'rals' "programs" we'll erase...by the by!!
And the SLAUGHTER of the Left...means momentum for "The Right"...
Sheeples' fears shall melt away before our sight!!

Right'll re-enforce our Ol' Constitution...
Reject Lib'rals' Socialist solutions!!
Smile and grin at the change all around...=^D!!
Pick up my ol' harp and sing...ain't like yesterday...
Folks, we'll take to streets and scream...
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!!!!!!!!

Meet the new boss...his namez Donald TRUMP!!

Mudboy Slim

BTW...Anybody know how to play this on the synthesizer?!
I'm practicin' my Roger Daultrey...

FReegards...MUD

1 Posted on 10/13/2000 01:23:41 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(The Clinton Legacy SHALL BE the Destruction of the DemocRATic Party!!)

53 posted on 09/21/2001 9:19 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim
(PokerFace...y'all yankee longhairs lurkin' out there?!)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-01   11:48:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#221. To: All (#219)


BIDENZ a Bought&PaidFor Communist Chinese Operative!!!

It's only RACIST when White Folks Do it!!

MLK, Jr. has gotta be SOOO PROUD of his Movement...NOT!!

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-01   11:54:42 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#222. To: Mojo Risin (#220)

"Right is Gonna Swarm"
(To be sung to the Doors' "Riders on the Storm")

Riders on the Storm...Right-Wing's gotta Swarm...
Trash the White House with scorn...Ol' Slick has been forewarned...
Slick's a dawg without a soul, that Traitor'll be dethroned...
Right is gonna Swarm...
Slick's "The Killer of Waco"...Jan Reno's nuthin' but his 'HO'...
Heed not what the Med'yuh say...Truth'll win the day!
If we let this Tyrant slide, our Freedom it will die...
Will ya help me, folks?!...yeaaahhhh...

(Kewl Guitar/Synthesizer Jammin')

Folks, we gotta fight Clinton...folks, we gotta take Slick down...
Heed our Righteous Band...make Left understand...
The World on you depends...fer Slick to meet his end...
Gotta fight Clinton...yeaaahhhh...

(Keyboard/Guitar Jammin')

Right is gonna Swarm...the Vile should be forewarned...
It's our White House Slick's scorned...in Jail, Slick will be thrown...
Just a Rapist and his drones, the Lib'rals sold their souls...
Right is gonna swarm...

Right-Wing's gonna swarm...Right-Wing's gonna swarm...
MUD's views will be the norm...Sheeple'll know Slick's harm...

FReegards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-01   12:00:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#223. To: All (#217)

RATZ Defend RATZ!!!

RATZscumLOSERZofLIFESlottery...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-01   12:06:20 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#224. To: Mudboy Slim (#223)

phmpt.org/wp-content/uplo...1/11/5.3.6-postmarketing- experience.pdf

A K A Stone  posted on  2021-12-01   23:20:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#225. To: All (#224)

A K A Stone  posted on  2021-12-01   23:34:52 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#226. To: Stoner (#225)

A K A Stone  posted on  2021-12-01   23:36:15 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#227. To: Mudboy Slim (#223)

A K A Stone  posted on  2021-12-01   23:40:07 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#228. To: tooconservative, buckeroo (#227)

A K A Stone  posted on  2021-12-01   23:41:29 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#229. To: A K A Stone (#227)

ROFLMAO

Si vis pacem, para bellum

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God.

"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went." (Will Rogers)

"No one ever rescues an old dog. They lay in a cage until they die. PLEASE save one. None of us wants to die cold and alone... --Dennis Olson "

People that say money can't buy you happiness, have never paid an adoption fee

Stoner  posted on  2021-12-02   7:29:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#230. To: A K A Stone (#225)

Right On !!!!!

God Bless & Protect Him.

And may God strike down those that would harm children !!!!!!!!!!!

Si vis pacem, para bellum

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God.

"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went." (Will Rogers)

"No one ever rescues an old dog. They lay in a cage until they die. PLEASE save one. None of us wants to die cold and alone... --Dennis Olson "

People that say money can't buy you happiness, have never paid an adoption fee

Stoner  posted on  2021-12-02   7:37:14 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#231. To: A K A Stone (#225)

Every Unborn Child is a Gift from God, imho...
Reject said "Gift" and be prepared for a lifetime of regrets...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-02   11:03:03 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#232. To: A K A Stone, kristinn, Angelwood, BufordP, Fred Mertz, ELS, tgslTakoma, TrueBlackMan, Race Bannon, Sauropod, stand watie (#227)

The DeeCee FReeperz will be at the forefront of any anti-Brandon Protest that is so certainLEE forthcoming this upcoming Spring, Summer, and Fall of 2022. Look for Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity and Mark Levin and this new Dana Bash/Lash who has been filling in for El Rushboz time slot so ably for the past months. There shall be a reckoning and it shall be in DeeCee...and it shall be peaceful, no matter how much Antifa and the FBI try to make it otherwise. 2022 shall be a year wherein historians will look back and say, The CommonSenseCrowd took over the discussion and sent the egg-headed IvyLeague-miss-educated MORONZ who dominate the DeeCee Swamp to a place where the sun don't shine...Communist China!!

But first, the Court-Martial, Conviction and Firing Squad for William Jefferson Blythe Clinton, Terrie "The RAT-punk FEYrie" MacAwful, and Jello-Brained JOE Brandon/Bidenflationary pressures shall explode the headlines!!
That triple-shot menage a trois shall put the final nails in the coffin of this Communist Chineses Takeover of the DemocRATic Party once and for all!!

Imho...of course...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-02   11:17:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#233. To: William Jefferson Blythe Clinton, dwbh, MurryMom, BigMan, conservativemusician, Sultan88, Landru, jla, yankhater, cherrybomb_88 (#120)

"Black II"

"Mr. EX-Prez'dent"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Mr. Banker")

Oh yeah...oooh...

Mr. EX-Prez'dent...Slick Willie...
How much does Power mean?!
Won't you reconsider, Willie?!
Won't you do this thing fer me?!

RESIGN right now!! Be gone, you whore!!
Nixon did, Slick...Even the Score!!
Sir, won't you RESIGN, Mister EX-Prez'dent...
Won't you RESIGN 'fore we RE-IMPEACH?!
Oh Mister EX-Prez'dent, please...
Slick, listen to MUD's sound...

(MUD harpin' fer his dinner and The Big Man puttin' a hurtin' on his Les Paul)

Now, I'm plum pissed off...Slick Willie...
Said hey, Mister EX-Prez'dent...you've damaged MY Country!!
Won'tcha reconsider, Willie...
Won't you just RESIGN fer me?!

MUD told ya, Willie...
Said, "Git outta my House...you Chi-Com Whore!!
Slick, YOU killed them Waco children...you left a scar!!
Oh, won't you RESIGN, Balkan Butcher...
Won't you RESIGN afore I git MEAN?!
BOY, won'tcha RESIGN, please?!"

FReegards...MUD

4 Posted on 09/25/2000 10:07:09 PDT by Mudboy Slim

Ya can't say I don't warn ya, ya sleazy, traitorous, rapin', mass- murderin' ba$+ard!!

Quite SincereLEE...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-02   11:26:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#234. To: All (#223)


LeBron James is a punk-a$$ed BITCH who gives blowjobs 2 Chi-Com TYRANTS!!

Yep...have YOU beaten the KRAP outta a Commie BASSturd yet today?!

Try it...RATZ cry like babies when struck...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-02   11:32:40 ET  (4 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#235. To: EdZep, dead, AuntB, PhiKapMom, Common Tator, Elle Bee, Scholastic, Angelique, Victoria Delsoul (#233)

"Right's Battle Against Left's Whore'd"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "The Battle of Evermore")

The King of Lyin' smugly bows...
"Respect the Prez," we're told...
"Protests shall cease...he'll be gone soon...
Just leave Ol' Slick alone!!"

Has the Right lost its mind?!
DETHRONE LEFT'S WHORE!!
Lib'rals kill with great delight...
The Right must fight this War!!
Folks, throw down the gauntlet now...
Rest not 'til Slick's DETHRONED!!
Side-by-side, we'll FReep and fight...
Right shall win this Culture War!! Ohh-oh-ah-oahhhhh...

Hey...Dems gotta wonder...
How far protectin' Slick they'll go!
I'm waitin' fer some Righteous Republicans...
To stand up and RE-IMPEACH Left's 'HO!!
The Wisdom of the Forefathers told...
"Preserve Equal Justice!!"
Imprison Slick 'cuz Law don't care...
'Tween Knave or President...No nooooo!!
This Country is worth the fight...
Truth shall CONDEMN Left's Blight!!
Lib'rals enslave folks brown and black...
The Med'yuh feeds their dread...ohhhh...
Fear is the Lib'rals' Plight...
Publik-skewl-ignorantized!!!

This World is filled with Good and Bad...
How will our children know?!
Ohh...now...ohh-oh-ohhh...

Orwell, yer book wuz WRONG...
Bold FReepers taught me so...
Fine time fer an uprise...
RE-IMPEACH THE CHI-COM 'HO!!
The Pain of War cannot exceed...
Waco's burnt stench of Death!!
Our drums shall shake Congressional Halls...
Our guitars shall steal Slick's breath!!
Fight on...sing fer our Nation...Fight on...
VOTE RIGHT...the Left shall fall!!
No need for Fear...we'll set things Right...
Our Might'll transform the World!!
Dance with the FReepin' Right...
Sing 'til the mornin' lights!!
History looms...be Strong and Bold...
We'll bring Truth'n'Justice back!!
Bring it back...

At last, Reagan'll be smilin'...
At Guv'ment small and nice.
We'll have caged The Butcher of Christians...
Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!
Ahhh...ee-eye-ohhhh...ahhh-ah-ahh...

Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT...bring it back...
INDICT Slick...bring it back...then CONVICT...

Oh now...oh now...oh now...YES, NOW...oh now...oh now...oh now...
Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT...bring it back...
Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW ooh...
Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW SING IT!!
Sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it.....

FReegards...MUD

7 October 2000...March For Liberty...Washington, DC (Lincoln Monument)...
Be there if you still think this Country's worth Fightin' For!!!

24 Posted on 09/26/2000 13:19:25 PDT by Mudboy Slim

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-02   11:42:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#236. To: All (#234)

Yep...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-02   11:46:58 ET  (4 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#237. To: Paul Cruce, Ironword, GrandmaC, Jeff Head, Harpo11, clarity, looky, Dan from Michigan, amom (#235)

"Pictures of Ziang Zemin"
(To be sung to Camper Van Beethoven's "Pictures of Matchstick Men")

When Slick was called to Viet Nam...
Bill spewed his lies...pants turned a shade of yellow!!
Rush feeds my head...I FReep with dead...
When we meet Slick's spine shall turn to Jell-O!!
He'll quake...he'll tremble...RIGHT's day's dawnin'...
Slick'll curse my face...but I'll be his Shadow!!

Posters of Jiang Zemin and you...
Images of chop stix, yen, and nukes...
All Bill's TREASON'll be made clear to you!!

Right rejected yer election...
Next, we'll start an insurrection...NOW!!!
Slicks' rapings' haunt the FRee...
My Faith won't let me leave Bill alone!!

Posters of Waco's dead, you fools...
Images of Kosovo's dead, too...
Why can't the Med'yuh tell us the Truth?!

Willard...you'd best RESIGN...
And face yer crimes...do yer Jail Time!!
Brandon...IT'S JUSTICE TIME!!
Sic Semper Fi...you'd best RESIGN!!!

(hauntin' formal fiddle)

Let MUD take CarVile, men...
Take Whorealdo fer a spin...
Headbutt ol' Sweet Jennin's...
Slap BrokeJaw 'til it stings...
Jack Rather on the chin...
Handcuff O.J. Simpson...
Endoscope Perky Kate...[ewww, yuck!!]
Next, Ol' MUD shall legislate!!!

FReegards, all...MUD

P.S. "All experience ever is is confirmation anyway."
Robert Frost to Theodore Morrison...27 June 1930.

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-02   11:54:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#238. To: All (#236)


FAREWELL, Liz Cheney!!

TRY this ASSHOLE Fauci for MassMurder, then electrocute him to DEATH...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-02   12:02:44 ET  (7 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#239. To: Critter, csvset, M. Thatcher, holdonnow, kattracks, The_Eaglet, John R. Bob Locke (#235)

"Vile Forces"
(To be sung to The Rolling Stones' "Wild Horses")

Bill thinks this Country is easy to fool...
Abusing his Power, Obstructin' the Truth!
Shameless Traitor, EX-Prez'dent's a Sham...
You know we can't let this High Treason stand!
Vile Forces hold Bill's critics at bay...
But wild, wild horses couldn't drive me away!!

America's sufferin' a dull, achin' pain...
Networks can't hide it, their power has waned.
No explanation, no compromise...
Will make us feel better until Left Resigns!
Vile forces try to lead us astray...
Lib'ral "choices" bleed our Freedoms away!

It must concern you, Bill's sins and his lies...
But now Slick's beholden to his Communist spies!
Our faith's been broken, Bill must be tried...
He'll rot in prison to pay for his crimes!!
Vile forces try to excuse it away...
DemocRAT Comrades condone Evil, I say,
"Vile forces mustn't lead us astray...
Righteous forces, they'll triumph someday!!"

FReegards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-02   12:07:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#240. To: A K A Stone (#203)

"The Commies/PeaceFakers/DemokRATwhore'dz Been Targeting America for 80+ Years!!"

"CURRENT COMMUNIST GOALS:
1. U.S. acceptance of coexistence as the only alternative to atomic war.
2. U.S. willingness to capitulate in preference to engaging in atomic war.
3. Develop the illusion that total disarmament [by] the United States would be a demonstration of moral strength.
4. Permit free trade between all nations regardless of Communist affiliation and regardless of whether or not items could be used for war.
5. Extension of long-term loans to Russia and Soviet satellites.
6. Provide American aid to all nations regardless of Communist domination.
7. Grant recognition of Red China. Admission of Red China to the U.N.
8. Set up East and West Germany as separate states in spite of Khrushchev's promise in 1955 to settle the German question by free elections under supervision of the U.N.
9. Prolong the conferences to ban atomic tests because the United States has agreed to suspend tests as long as negotiations are in progress.
10. Allow all Soviet satellites individual representation in the U.N.
11. Promote the U.N. as the only hope for mankind. If its charter is rewritten, demand that it be set up as a one-world government with its own independent armed forces. (Some Communist leaders believe the world can be taken over as easily by the U.N. as by Moscow. Sometimes these two centers compete with each other as they are now doing in the Congo.)
12. Resist any attempt to outlaw the Communist Party.
13. Do away with all loyalty oaths.
14. Continue giving Russia access to the U.S. Patent Office.
15. Capture one or both of the political parties in the United States.
[The DemonRATZ and the RINOZ!!]
16. Use technical decisions of the courts to weaken basic American institutions by claiming their activities violate civil rights.
17. Get control of the schools. Use them as transmission belts for socialism and current Communist propaganda. Soften the curriculum. Get control of teachers' associations. Put the party line in textbooks.
18. Gain control of all student newspapers.
19. Use student riots to foment public protests against programs or organizations which are under Communist attack.
20. Infiltrate the press. Get control of book-review assignments, editorial writing, policymaking positions.
21. Gain control of key positions in radio, TV, and motion pictures.
22. Continue discrediting American culture by degrading all forms of artistic expression. An American Communist cell was told to "eliminate all good sculpture from parks and buildings, substitute shapeless, awkward and meaningless forms."
23. Control art critics and directors of art museums. "Our plan is to promote ugliness, repulsive, meaningless art."
24. Eliminate all laws governing obscenity by calling them "censorship" and a violation of free speech and free press.
25. Break down cultural standards of morality by promoting pornography and obscenity in books, magazines, motion pictures, radio, and TV.
26. Present homosexuality, degeneracy and promiscuity as "normal, natural, healthy."
27. Infiltrate the churches and replace revealed religion with "social" religion. Discredit the Bible and emphasize the need for intellectual maturity which does not need a "religious crutch."
28. Eliminate prayer or any phase of religious expression in the schools on the ground that it violates the principle of "separation of church and state."
29. Discredit the American Constitution by calling it inadequate, old- fashioned, out of step with modern needs, a hindrance to cooperation between nations on a worldwide basis.
30. Discredit the American Founding Fathers. Present them as selfish aristocrats who had no concern for the "common man."
31. Belittle all forms of American culture and discourage the teaching of American history on the ground that it was only a minor part of the "big picture." Give more emphasis to Russian history since the Communists took over.
32. Support any socialist movement to give centralized control over any part of the culture--education, social agencies, welfare programs, mental health clinics, etc.
33. Eliminate all laws or procedures which interfere with the operation of the Communist apparatus.
34. Eliminate the House Committee on Un-American Activities.

FWIW...perhaps America needs to RE-ESTABLISH the House Committee on Un- American Activities!!

35. Discredit and eventually dismantle the FBI.
36. Infiltrate and gain control of more unions.
37. Infiltrate and gain control of big business.
38. Transfer some of the powers of arrest from the police to social agencies. Treat all behavioral problems as psychiatric disorders which no one but psychiatrists can understand [or treat].
39. Dominate the psychiatric profession and use mental health laws as a means of gaining coercive control over those who oppose Communist goals.
40. Discredit the family as an institution. Encourage promiscuity and easy divorce.
41. Emphasize the need to raise children away from the negative influence of parents. Attribute prejudices, mental blocks and retarding of children to suppressive influence of parents.
42. Create the impression that violence and insurrection are legitimate aspects of the American tradition; that students and special-interest groups should rise up and use ["]united force["] to solve economic, political or social problems.
43. Overthrow all colonial governments before native populations are ready for self-government.
44. Internationalize the Panama Canal.
45. Repeal the Connally reservation so the United States cannot prevent the World Court from seizing jurisdiction [over domestic problems. Give the World Court jurisdiction] over nations and individuals alike."

The Commie DemonRATS have accomplished much of their Agenda but America is striking back with a vengeance now...
That's why the RATZ and the FrenchSurrenderists and the NaziKrauts are worried...MUD

543 posted on 2/15/2003, 9:49:49 AM by Mudboy Slim
(Git the US Outta the UN...and Git the UN Outta the US!!!)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-02   16:15:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#241. To: Snow Bunny, Landru, ChaseR, goldilucky, KLT, Ragtime Cowgirl, Taxman, stand watie, philman_36 (#239)

"Ready to ROCK?!!"

"I Want You/We'll Git You"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "I Want You")

You're guilty 'cuz yer minions spied...
Your feckless Sycophants, they lied...
Yer feeble saxophone says I/we?...MUST DETHRONE YOU!!
You'll go to Hell 'cuz yer a WHORE...
Good folks curse your face with scorn...
BOY, YOU SHANT GO FREE, so help me Lord...we'll get you!!

I want you...I want you...I want you...soooo bad!!
Willie, we'll git you...

While weak-kneed politicians sleep...
The Left-Wing Med'yuh luvs ya, creep...
But Patriots continue to FReep...Jail waits fer you!!
'Cuz the Lord is King and He is Just...
In prison, BOY, you will end up...
Yer apologists' will soon fess up...We'll sing fer TRUTH!!
I want you...I want you...Slick, I want you...sooo bad!!
Willie, we'll git you...

Boy, while phat interns may go down...
True love, you've been without it!!
Yeah, them Socialist Whores...you they'd crown...
Can they stop us?! I DOUBT IT!!
Slick, children burned in yer Waco Raid...
And Elian, he shouldda stayed...
Reno's Justice it ain't...her soul will BURN!!

Slick, yer just a FREAK...
Now, yer tramplin' our Liberties...
But this here's the Land of the FRee...
Yer World we will...SHATTER!!!!

I want you...I want you...I want you...soooo bad!!
Willie, we'll git you!!

Bill, you SOLD OUT to them Ol' Chinese coots...
Who choke the FRee with their jackboots...
Yer Evilness seems so kewl to them...TYRANTS!!
Boy, we'll git you becuz you lied...
Becuz you took us fer a ride...
And becuz RIGHT is on our side...becuz I...
I want you...I want you...Slick, I want you...soooo bad!!
Willie, we'll git you...

(Harp jammin' to fade)

Hey folks, I've been FReepin' SW Virginny fer the last coupla days and nights but am anxious to move onto "Black III" (featuring the new, improved version of The Band's "The Weight")...
Please link me to any really good threads I couldda missed over the last 72 hours and we can get this thread over the 500 mark in a jiffy!!

Good to see y'all...MUD

481 posted on 10/25/2001, 8:40:15 PM by Mudboy Slim

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-02   16:23:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#242. To: All (#238)


LeBron..."YOU SUCK CHI-COM CAULK!!"


Joe Biden is mentally-retarded...and that is BEFORE the onset of the Dementia!!

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-02   16:32:27 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#243. To: A K A Stone (#227)

All DemRATZ are inDEED Vile, IMPish, and lowlife, SCUM-suckerz!!
A.K.A. "WICKED"

SincereLEE...MUD33

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-03   11:30:05 ET  (3 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#244. To: BORIStheClitorUS, The BECKster, Boris Becker, BubbleBrainz, BobbleHeadBimbettez, BuildBackBestWithoutUnionInterference!!, Teacherz Unionz SUCK Dick Cavettz A-listof A-Holez!! (#222)

"Black III"

"The Wait..."
(To be sung to The Band's "The Weight")

I pulled into DeeCeeTown...met Dubyuh 'bout half past ten...
"Patriot, help US, please"..."Sir, I'll do my best!!"
"Hey Mudboy, can you tell me, how to counteract The Left?!"
MUD just grinned )=^D and shook his hand, "Yep!!" was all I said!!

Take the load off, Dubyuh, leave Ol' Slick fer ME!!
Take the load off, Dubyuh...and...and...and...
You put the load...put the load...Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee- aheee...)

Gathered up my facts...Willie Clinton gots no place to hide!!
Folks saw MUD's karma...and James Carville walkin' side by side...
MUD said, "Hey Carville...come on, you/me throwin' down!!"
James said, "NO...I fear ya, bro...but Mary'll stick aroun'!!"

Take the load off, Fuzzball...I'll do Slick fer FRee!!
Take the load off, Limbaugh...and...and...and...
You hand the ball...PASS the damn BALL to ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee- aheee...)

Stalked down Mark Warner...US FReeper Boyz, we don't play!!
Left fears the Truth...next election is Left's Judgement Day!!
The Truth, my FRiends...we shall make Dem Leftists see!!
MUD says, "Country's worth savin', folks, won't you help stand against Left's Tyranny?!!"

Take the load off, Granny...strike a blow fer FRee!!
Take the load off, Seniors...and...and...and...
Please put the load Right on me!!

Willie's Jesters hounded me...but I fought them with my thoughts...
Left said, "We would fix yer a$$, but MUD don't break no laws!!"
MUD said, "Wait a minute, Agent...you know MUD's a Peaceful Man."
He said, "That's Okay, Boy, I sure pray you git that pr**k!!!"

Take the load off, Country...fer OUR Country, FReep!!
Take the load off, Sheeple...and...and...and...
Just put the load, put the load, Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee- aheee...)

Get your COURAGE UP...folks, let's FReep Slick fer Left's crimes!!
The Left is sinking low, and I do believe it's time...
To take back this Great Nation...y'all know we'll have some fun!!
Who sent me here with her FReegards fer everyone!!

Take the load off, Ashcroft...INDICT SLICK WILLIE!!!
Take the load off, Congress...and...and...and...
Just fight Dem 'Ho's, Justice knows...RE-IMPEACH!!

Mudboy Slim (26 October 2001)

My youngest brother's wife's being induced today at 6:00 am...
The Prescient One says it's gonna be a Bouncin'BabyBOY!!

BorisTHEclitoris...YOU da Man!! Becky...YOU da WO-Man!!

1 posted on 10/26/2001, 6:22:36 AM by Mudboy Slim
(Justice@int.Negotiable!!)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-03   11:46:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#245. To: pookie18 (#243)


Dr. Fauci is a Mass-Murderer and DESERVES EXECUTION by Electrocution!!
IMHO, of course...


Arrogant Son of a BITCH, ain't she?! Whatta TURD!!

Pookies TOONS ROCK...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-03   11:54:22 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#246. To: Landru, Paul Cruce, Badeye, Jethro Tull, iceskater, Flora McDonald, AdSimp, Biff Tannen, Vinny (#244)

Hey Ol'Timerz, how 'bout some Aerosmith?!

"FReep On!!"
(To be sung to Aerosmith's "Dream On")

Prez'dent's slime...Hillary, how he fears her.
All these lies, but the Truth's gettin' clearer...
Slick Willie's done...
Bill, RESIGN!...You've lied, now be gone...
Isn't that the way?
Can anybody trust the foolish words you saayyyyy?
Yeah...I know nobody knows why you strayed, but you must go!
We know Lib'rals believe, those fools ain't gotta clue...they'll learn!!

All Bill's life's been a joke that enrages...
Bought and sold by Commies from Asia!
You know it's true...
Sliiiickkk...all these crimes lead back to you...
Folks, sing with me, no need to fear,
With all these scandals, Slick'll do ten years [UPDATE: Life!]!
Sing with me, we'll win the day,
No need for sorrow, the Good Lord'll make Bill pay...
Ayy-yeahhh...

Yeah...sing with me, don't shed a tear,
Sing for your daughters, make sure Slick hears!!
Sing with me, fight for the day...
Ignore TeeVee polls, the Cru-Man'll put Bill away-ay-ay-ay.

FReep on, FReep on, FReep on, FReep until our dream comes true!
FReep on, FReep on, FReep on, FReep until it's Bill who's screwed!!
FReep on, FReep on, FReep on, FReep on, FReep on, FReep on, FReep on...
Aghhhhhh...
Sing with me, force out these bums...
Sing for our Freedom and sing for our sons!
Sing with me, whaddaya say?
Maybe tomorrow, Bill Clinton'll just go away!
Sing with me, and later next year,
Libs will be slaughtered, destroyed for years!
Sing with me, Mudboy don't play...
Maybe tomorrow, Presidents'll mean what they say!!

MUDBOY SLIM

FReep On, folks, FReep on!!

1 Posted on 08/15/1999 19:51:44 PDT by Mudboy Slim

The Prescient One, indeed...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-03   12:02:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#247. To: All (#245)

ZACKlee...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-03   12:04:13 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#248. To: All (#245)


FREDO!!!

Heh heh heh...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-03   12:12:24 ET  (7 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#249. To: Poker Face, Poker Kid, Poker?EYEjustMETher2dayOR2morrow (#246)

"Woodstock II (RightWingVersion)"
(To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young's "Woodstock")

Well, I came upon a dude named Rush...
He was talkin' about Left's 'Ho-oh-oh...
And I asked him, "Tell me where we are goin'?!"
Limbaugh told me...

Said, "We're goin' to the DeeCee Mall...
Gonna join in The Patriots' Stand...
Rebuild Reagan's Shinin' City on the Hill...yeah!!"

We are starvin'...fer some Boldness...
RE-IMPEACH...Senate shall CONVICT!!
Folks, we must now DETHRONE Slick the Evil Tyrant!!!

Folks, show the Left what Right is...
Lib'rals shall recoil in FRight!!
Yes, they'll cower from Lord's Justice...
Waco's burnin'...
Democrats're the Party of Fear...
FReepers, ain't it time we make Our Stand?!
Just IGNORE the Media Spin...
Them Leftist Whores ain't winnin'!!!

We're God's Warriors...Right's emboldened!!
RE-IMPEACH...Senate Shall CONVICT!!
Patriots shall now DETHRONE Left's Chi-Com Whore...yeah!!!

(Guitar Jammin')

We're the Right-Wing...we're emboldened...
We'll git Slick...you know it, too, Rush!!
We shall then INDICT Clinton...CONVICT! IMPRISON!!
By the time we got to Abe's spot...
We were o'er One Million Strong...
Poker Face cranked righteous songs...Whatta Celebration!!!
Yes, we FReep because we love this Great Land...
Takin' MY guns?! That won't fly...
Demand Justice fer Slick's lies...
Lord, Save Our Nation!!

Git Out, Lib'rals!! Yer time's OVER!!
Yer payin' up fer yer Devil's Bargain!!
'Cuz we got to get ourselves back to the Gah-ah-ah-arden!!

Mudboy Slim
(20 September 2000)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-03   12:20:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#250. To: All Rittenhouse Fanz, Ted Nugent, The Bear (#248)

TWO FITTY....

Amen!! And I am feeling a little "Impeachment Fever!!" to "Cat Scratch Fever"...yep.

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-03   12:23:40 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#251. To: Rush Limbaugh, David Limbaugh, Mrs. Limbaugh, M. Thatcher, holdonnow, Budge, Hannity, Beck, Levin (#120)

"Money Ain't Nuthin'!!"
(To be sung to Dire Straits' "Money For Nothing")

I love the E-I-B...

Now look at Rush Limbaugh, that's the way to do it...
Hosts a talkshow trashin' Hypocrisy.
Rush ain't working, tells the Left to screw it...
Beholden to no one...spoutin' philosophy!
No, Rush ain't workin', that's the way you do it...
Lemme tell ya, Ol' Rush ain't dumb...
Ceegah danglin' from nicotine-stained fingers...
Gonna help exposin' Lib'ral Scum!

Rush's show ain't no Oprah-style "love-in"...
Got us brain-washed from noon-to-three-ee-ee!
You choose the issue, and we'll debate it...
We learn the Truth from the E-I-B!!

Oww!...Groovy Croonin'...hunh!...

See that Petey Jennings with the blowdry and the makeup...
Tom Brokaw's vacuous stare...
That Lib'ral Rather's got his own jet airplane...
Left's IDIOTS...they're all millionaires!!

We gotta expose Guv'ment corruption...
Gotta defend our Libertie-ie-ies!
We're talkin' TREASON...the Left, they hate us...
Won't trust the news from Network TeeVee!!

Lookatdat, lookatdat...
Right's gotta learn to fight like Dem-Whores...
Right's gotta yearn to crush Dem-Bums!
Wake up, you Sheeple!! Big Guv'ment's threatnin' all your Liberties...
Man, that Slick's just pond scum!!
But Limbaugh's out there...what's that?! Chain-sawin' noises?!
Carvin' up those Lib'rals...it's brain surgery!
Folks, it's workin'...tell the Left to screw it!!
Robs YOUR money for Guv'ment...sells Nukes to Beijing!

They're Lib'rals all...Reject Media Bias...
Left-Wing bitchin', "Big Guv'ment, save me-e-ee!"
We gotta oust those meek commentators...
We gotta IGNORE our State-run TeeVee!! Lord!

Owww...listen here!
Big Guv'ment ain't workin'...corruption runs all thru it...
It's time we devolved Power outta DeeCee!!
Folks, it's workin'...next election's gonna do it.
Right-Wing holds Congress...retakes the Prez'dency!!
Money ain't nuthin'...without Liberty!
I said, money ain't nuthin'...if your kids ain't free!

Lib'rals are...Socialists!
I want my...I need my...I love my Lib-er-ty!!

(Chorus...to fade)

Quite SincereLEE--MUD

BTW...The Elitist Network Media's Continuous Coverup
of the Corrosively Calamitous Crimes Committed by
Clinton's Corrupt Cadre of Communist Co-Conspirators
Continues to Crumble...Cool!!!

79 posted on 10/28/2001, 9:00:37 AM by Mudboy Slim

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-03   12:34:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#252. To: All (#248)

Yep...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-03   12:40:10 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#253. To: All (#251)

"Slime"
(To be sung to the Five Man Electrical Band's "Signs")

Guv'ment said, "Right-wing, Christian people need not apply."
So I buried my views down deep in my heart, and I went in to ask Bill, "Why?"
He said, "You look like a fine Left-leanin' young man, I think you'll do!"
So I called out to Slick, sang, "It'd make me sick, PUNK, me workin' for you!"...Woah!
Slime, slime, ev'rywhere there's slime,
Obstructin' inquiries, trashin' what's Right!
Do this, don't do that...Lib'rals blow my mind!!

And Carville said, "Anybody caught dissentin' best be ready to FIGHT!"
So I jumped on the stage and I yelled at the louse, "James, what gives you the right...
To put up a Wall to keep the Truth out, or to keep this Vile Prez'dent in?
If Reagan was well, he'd tell ya to your face, 'Boy, you're some kind of sinner!!!'"
Slime, slime, ev'rywhere there's slime,
Attackin' good Americans for doin' what's Right!
What's this, DemocRATS, don't you feel contrite?!

Well, hey Whorealdo, can't you read? How much did the White House pay you off to deceive?
We can't bear to watch, NO! Damn the Elites...keep their Power preyin' on our fears!
"TIME" says, "You gotta have a Socialist Card to report their lies...!!
Unhh!!

But the Right says, "Ev'rybody's welcome to come in, kneel down and pray...
But since the Left's Bias corrupts it all, our views don't get any airplay.
So I got me a pen and a paper, and I made up my own little songs...
I said, "Thank you, Lord, for thinkin' 'bout me...I'm alive and Rightin' Wrongs..."
Wooo!!!

It's high time Right showed a li'l spine...
Insist on Re-Impeachment, Raze Left's Wall of Slime...
Do this, and you'll find that...Ol' Slick'll Do Time!!
Slime, slime...Clinton SHALL DO TIME!!
Slime...slime, slime...

Mudboy Slim

"Insist on Re-Impeachment, Raze Left's Wall of Slime..."

To paraphrase the late, great Malcom S. Forbes,
"With all thy getting, get thee Justice!!"

MUD

1 Posted on 07/07/1999 20:11:21 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(hang'em@high)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-03   12:48:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#254. To: All (#252)

All DOGS LOATHE Biden/Brandon...

RAT-media is 100% RACIST and ANTI-American...MUD


Biden does NOT walk with a normal stride...
JOE shuffles his feet like a Demented Person.

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-03   12:58:07 ET  (7 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#255. To: Paul Cruce, Arator, Ticonderoga, RJayneJ, dirtboy, Askel5 (#253) (Edited)

"American Lib'ral"
(To be sung, angrily, to the Guess Who's "American Woman")

Unnhhh!!!

American Lib'rals, stay away from me-ee!
Socialist Left, Big Brother...let me be-ee!
Don't come a'pimpin' the Federal Whore,
Don't want you to regulate no more!
I got more important things to do...
Than waste my time hatin' life with you!
"Now Lib'ral," I said, "Stay away-ay!!
DemocRAT Jacka$$, listen what I say-ay-ay!!"

American Lib'rals, get away from me-ee!
Enviro- Whackos...Algore huggin' tree-ees...
Don't come a'bitchin' around my store...
Ain't gonna fund your Programs no more...
Public Ed can stupidify,
But Rush's Right don't believe their LIES!
"NOW WOMYN," I said, "Go away-ay!
Feminist NAZIS...listen what I say-ay-ay-ay!!"

American Lib'ral, said get away-ay!
Hell'ry Rodham, listen what I say-ay!
Don't come a'stealin' the bread from my chores...
Ain't gonna fund your "art" no more...
We don't need your welfare schemes...
We don't need your class enmity!
Left-Wing Press ignores Bill's lies...
The Right will just convict his spies!!
Slick Willie, time for you to flee-eee!!
American Sheeple...when will you see?!!

GO!! Gotta hound away, gotta pound away, don't take no more!
We're gonna nail ya, Lib'rals! We'll RE-IMPEACH ya, Clinton!
Bye-bye-eye, Bye-bye-eye, Bye-bye-eye, Bye-bye-eye!
You're no good, B.C.! We're not fooled by you!!
Gotta look Slick, Right, in the eye,
Tell'im what he's gotta do,
"Ya know ya gotta leave...ya know ya gotta go!"
Bill's in CHAINS by Christmas Eve, or how 'bout tomorrow?!
Slick, ya gotta leave- eve!!

Goodbye, President Clinton...Goodbye, you Socialist twits!!

Mudboy Slim

To ALL who attended the FReeper/Judicial Watch Rally--

Thanks for showing me a great time...
I've never met a finer group of patriots in my life, and I spent 18 years as a Navy Brat amongst some of the finest fighting men and women this great Country has ever produced.
We're RIGHT...and the Long Arm of Justice is about to put an end to Slick Willie's TREASONOUS reign!

Please let me know about any future FReeper events at the White House...I'll be there with bells on!!

EaglesUp--MUD

1 Posted on 07/25/1999 20:06:19 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(here.til.we're.done!)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-03   13:06:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#256. To: All Sexy Conservative Women of Color, Candace Owens, Michelle Malkin, Lt. Gov. Winsome Sears, Gov. Sarah Palin (#254)

Nothing more sexy than Conservative Women of Color...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-04   12:51:31 ET  (4 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#257. To: goldilucky (#140)

"Black IV"

"Behind Left's Lies...(DNC Chairman Terry McAuliffe)"
(To be sung to The Who's "Behind Blue Eyes")

No one knows what it's like...
To be Left's BagMan...to be Slick's Stag, man...Behind Left's Spies!!
No one knows what it's like...
To be hated, Lib'rally-jaded, believin' all Dem LIES!!

Folks, my dreams...fer "T." McAuliffe...
Help my Prescience come to be!!
RightWing Power, only lonely, Right's Goal is Vengeance...fer Tyranny!!

No one knows what it's like...
To feel these feelings...like I do...and I blame you!!
No one bites back this hard on their anger...
None of my pain and woe...can show through!!

Folks, my dreams...they aren't that risky...
Heed my prescience...follow me!!
Po' McAuliffe, he's MUD's only...
Right's GOAL is Vengeance...fer Tyranny!!

When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool!
When I smile tell me some bad news before I laugh and act like a fool!!
And if I swallow the Med'yuh's EVIL... Strap yer fingers roun' my throat...
If I waiver...please tell MUD to hack it...
Help US swarm...help US with your votes!!

No one knows what it's like...to be RATZ "bagman"...
To commit TREASON, McAuliffe LIES!!

Before and........MUD

Heh heh heh...T-Maxx the route to Slick Willie...
Everything Terry McAuliffe did vis a vis the FunnyMoney, William Jefferson Blythe Clinton did the same!!
We take down McAuliffe "under-the-radar" of the Ignorant Masses and the EX-Traitor-in-Chief goes to Prison NEXT!!!

Patriots, Let's ROCK!!!

FReegards...MUD

1 posted on 11/13/2001, 11:08:44 PM by Mudboy Slim
(Justice@in't.NEGOTIABLE!!!)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-04   13:05:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#258. To: All (#256)


Angry Black Lives KILL ALL Matter of People!!


Got it?! Got it...


Well, at least Ol' Buttface Molester ain't FREDO the Incompetent MORON!!

Got it?! Got it...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-04   13:13:07 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#259. To: Snow Bunny, Landru, Alamo-Girl, detsaoT, Doctor Raoul, PhiKapMom, Geezerette, amom, KC Burke (#139)

"Simple Man" (Skynyrd Version)"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Simple Man")

His Mama told Bill...when he was young...
"Slick, sit beside me...my eldest son.
My life's been wasted...on Boyz who Play...
So, please don't do this...you will thank me...Good Guys don't stray!!
Ah, yes...

Stop spendin' time...with that Hill'ry lass!
Her legs are stumps...and her ass is FAT!!
Bill, find a woman...oh, yeah...you truly love...
This Rodham chick, son...is OLDE Chi-ca-go Scum!!

Slick, life is simple...have a plan...
Oh, be someone...folks trust, then you're a Man.
Willie, be a simple, kindly man.
Oh, won't you do this...for me, Slick...if you can!

Forsake your lust...for the ChinaMan's gold...
Don't lust for Power...it corrupts your soul!
Slick, you can do this...oh baby...if you try...
All that I want for you, my son...is to MEAN, 'I never lied!'

Slick, be a symbol...make your stand!
Bill, serve your Country...if you're called to Viet Nam!
Willie, life is simple...for a Man...
You've been blessed, Slick...so give up...those one-night stands!!"

Slick lied, "I WILL!!"

(Guitar Jammin' by conservativemusician; BigMan; and DiscoDave)

You know the story...Slick loved himself!
Bill's Lust For Power...eclipsed all else!
Committed TREASON...bombed babies...and HE LIED!
Killed folks in Kosovo, Good Lord, just to cover up his crimes!!!

Now Slick's a symbol...I can't stand...
Gotta do something...perhaps, I'll start a band!!
Willie, he's a symbol...New World Man!
Good Folks, don't let this...Chi-Com Whore's...TREASON stand!

Willie, you're a simple, Traitorous Man...
You are "Guilty!"...time to pay The Band...!?$$$!!?

Mudboy Slim

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-04   13:27:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#260. To: All Biden Supporters, Vinny, nolu_chan, war, ferret, meguro, Biff Tannen, Jethro Tull, Jhoffa_ (#256)

Pookies Toons ROCK...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-04   13:34:44 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#261. To: Skip Intro, war, Fred Mertz, CAPPSMADNESS, christine, Rotara, Auraka, Neil McIver, TLBSHOW (#259)

"Quirky Kinda Dude!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Certain Kind Of Fool")

MUD was a bold boy, raised in a strong family...
This Country is worth saving...we're hopin' folks LOVE Liberty!!
RATZ say that MUD is crazy...
MUDZ Right, but Dem Statists are FREAKS!!
MUD drove on up to DeeCee and challenged Left's PowerElites!!
Righteous shall STAND, oh yeah...
MUD wants to sing, oh yeah...
I want to see the RightWing dancin'...
Folks, listen to ol' Mudboy's dreams!!

MUD heard it on Rush Limbaugh...
Dem Marxists wanna screw up OUR Land!!
RATZ got the Nation reeling...Left's whinin' but Truth is Left's BAD!!
MUD's singin' fer OUR Country...he's practiced fer years without rest!!
And then one day MUD knew it...
MUD knew he would stand 'gainst the Left!!

RATZ got respect, oh yeah...
MUD wants the same, oh yeah...
And it's a quirky kinda dude who...
Likes to sing the sound of his screen name!!
Ooooohhh...

MUD's postin' on six Forums...he's singin' all accross OUR Land!!
He's earned a reputation...spreading the Truth, "Defeat TheMan!!"
It wasn't fer the money...DemFreaks, they shall be made to PAY!!
Left thinks that MUD is funnin'...but watch BigGuv'ment fade away!!

Mudboy Slim (1 March 2010)

BTW...seriously, my friends, if I had to go and get a REEEAL job,
when would I find the time to do THIS?!

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-04   13:43:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#262. To: All (#260)

Yep...lotta airheaded RAT-galz looking for REAL MEN, not Progressive "Men"!!

Terrorist Susan Rosenburg gets 58 year sentence commuted by Slick Willie...
Then she is on the Board for Black Lives Matter, the Marxist Hate Group!!

And NOTHING about this is the RAT-media...NOTHING!!

TRAITOR JOE is Mentally-RETARDED...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-04   13:50:05 ET  (3 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#263. To: All Syntaurz Musicians, BigMan, DiscoDave, LittleBill, JazzyJosh, D*monDre, JayMO, Stumpfy, the Artiste..., AceOnBass, KebMoWayne, Landru, FunkyDan (#261)

"Mudboy Slim!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Outlaw Man")

Right lives by God's law...MUD was born to confront SCUM!!
The righteous fight 'gainst Tyranny...
Fer the RightWing, I'll play "MUD"!!
In one hand, Right reads Bibles...
In the other, we've got our guns!!
RATS, git to know me...I'm America's son!!

Patriots, you can trust me...
Trust me, MUD understands!!
One life lived proud and bold,
That's the life of ol' Mudboy Slim!!

Just left my woman, she was naggin' night and day!!
Voted fer BO Obama...she rejected RightWing ways!!
Some of my friends LOVE Barry...
RATS seldom ever KNOW!!
Awake to Guv'ment's danger...
'Cuz Left steals hearts and souls!!
Lib'rals, just come and hug me...
Networks shall understand...
MUD's life it shall unfold...it's the life of a Redskin fan!!
Ooo....

(Sweet Syntaurs freakjam breaks out...)

Statists, don't try to schmoooze me...
Have y'all met "Funky Dan"?
One guy fightin' RAT-HO's...THAT's the life of ol' Mudboy Slim!!

RINOZ call MUD "KRAAAY-ZEE"!!
DemRATS are INSANE!!
Marxists call MUD "sinner", Lord...
Mudboy knows he AIN'T!!

Mudboy prays to Jesus!!
Jesus, Barry ain't!!
Briefers got no time to lose...
MORE BigGuv'ment's plumb INSANE!!
Outlaw man!!
Funky Dan!!
Mudboy Slim!!

Mudboy Slim (1 March 2010)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution.
"

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-04   14:00:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#264. To: All (#262)


Isn't Little Joe just the cutest little POTUS?!


Works for every other RAT
(e.g. Clinton, McAuliffe, Fauci, Obama, Biden, etc. etc.)

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-04   14:06:57 ET  (4 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#265. To: e_type_jag, mininggold, Fred Mertz, TLBSHOW, BorisY, byeltsin, ReaganMan (#263)

"Rockin' Cave!!"
(To be sung to the Band's "Rockin' Chair")

Hang around, silly BO!!
Don't you raise RATS' wails anymore?!
That's fer sure...Right's spent our whole lives achievin'!!
Cap'n's pushin' age seventy three...
Cave's the only MUD place singin' "Liberty!!"

Folks, Mudboy's home again...
Down in old Virginny!!
With my very best friends...
We're singin', "RATS are silly!!"
We're spreadin' TRUTH, RATS say, "Patriots are WEIRD!!"
Right's gonna sweep away all of Left's fears...
Ol' Slim's Rockin' Cave shall be laid bare!!

Vote NOW, Patriots!!
OUR HEARTS' gonna WHUP Dem Marxist TOOLS!!
It's true...and I believe MUD knows what we should do.
Right the stern...Defeat Left's WHORE'd...
RATS' TYRANNY shan't bury US no more!!

Folks, Mudboy's home again...
Down in ol' Virginny!!
With my very best friends...
We're singin', "RATS are silly!!"
Right, don't wait, let Left dispair!!
Dip'n SKOAL, MUD don't have no cares!!
Ol' Slim's Rockin' Cave...VOTE MUD fer Mayor!! ;)

Hear our sounds, feel our joy...
MUD's beatin Limbaugh to the green!!
That's MUD's belief...
The TRUTH is, "Barry LIES!!"
Church Hill's MUD's dream to Right!!
Every day that remains, fight the GoodFight!!

Folks, Mudboy's home again...
Down in ol' Virginny...
With my very best friends...
We're singin', "RATS are silly!!"
Gonna be nice just t'see good folks...
Listen, my friends...GanjahBarry SMOKES!! :smokin:
Ol' Slim's Rockin' Cave knows life ain't fair!!

Right must hear Founders, "Save Liberty!!"
Still, you know where MUD wantsta be...
YO Barry, can't you dig MUD's sound?!
Down In Old Virginny...
Gotta git our Country's feet back on the ground!!
Power DEVOLVED to many...
And I'd love to see my very best friends...
We'll rock Dem Lib'rals silly!!
I believe MUD's Rockin' Cave's taught me...

Mudboy Slim (28 February 2010)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-04   14:13:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#266. To: All (#264)


Sexy mama...

Sue George Soros for these anti-Justice AGs!!

Traitor Joe IS THE DUMBEST of the Herd...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-04   14:22:05 ET  (6 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#267. To: Murron, mel, AuntB (#265)

"Right!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Night")

MUD gets up every morning and he's wound up as hell...
He's gotta work late 'cuz BigGuv'ment's ringin' his bell!!
Don't you pout...yer yer father's son!!
Winning's the start of a beautiful run!!
Yes, Mudboy's Right!! Patriots, stock up yer house...
Stand up and fight...folks, rise up and DO WHAT'S RIGHT!!
Leftists' world is busting at its seams...
Right's rejecting Obama's Marxist dreams...
Holding on to what's Right...folks, we'll work all day...
Let's blow Left away 'cuz we're RIGHT!!

Yes, DeeCee's filled with Truth Evaders...
Obama LIES!! DemRATS are vile invaders!!
But "He's so pretty" say the Hollyweird stars...
Too bad Hope and Change won't power our cars!!
So, stand up and fight...fulfull Reagan's bold dreams...
Armed with faith in Liberty...proudly sing and do what's Right!!

Yes, we're in love with the riches Freedom brings...
Progressive Guv'ment retards righteous dreams...
Still, know MUDZ way is Right...
MUD works nine to five and somehow he's reminding what's Right!!
'Tis OUR day...Left's mighty corrupt, RATS are sooo VILE!!
We're FarRight!! We're gonna Devolve Power 'til DemRATS cry!!
Our future is Right!! We're the FarRight!!
Tyranny, we shall SMITE!!

And you know MUD shall be stalking Biden...
And we'll trap him somehow, I swear...
I swear we're Right! We LOVE Liberty!!
Lib'rals, all y'all shall KNEEL to the Right!!

(MUDZ alto-saxophone to end...)

Mudboy Slim
(Commenced 10 January 2010...completed 27 February 2010)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-04   14:28:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#268. To: All (#266)

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-04   14:34:06 ET  (6 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#269. To: Get Outta Dodge! (#267)

"It's Hard to be a Saint in THIS City!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "It's Hard To Be A Saint In The City")

MUD's skin's thick like leather, gotta righteous mindset like Rush Limbaugh...
MUD was born blue-blood Navy, but I thirst fer the Truth we'll show ya!
! Right must talk like Reagan, smite Progressive PUNKS...
DemRATS, we're gonna get to know ya!!
With MUD's Black Threads attacking Left's airhead FREAKS...
Lib'ral networks, Marxist twirps fight like girleymen twinks...
When I jog down Broad Street, friendly neighbors they beep...
Sweet sisters fell back and said, "Don't Mudboy look pretty..."
Dem [b]Marxists fer Obama[/b] whinin', "RATS run Richmond city!!"
US Church Hill boys sure talk gritty...
It's so hard to show restraint, so I'm witty!!

Mudboy's just cleaning his alley, MUD can talk some trash!!
Fightin' t'wits 'cuz they're awful, Devolve Power to the States at last!!
Truth is the Left's main problem 'cuz they're braindead RAT-FOOLS!!
This RightWing scrambler's whuppin' Guv'ment TOOLS!!
Next, we'll defeat Left's Power...Marxist Left we'll confound!!
Obama appeared like Jesus to RAT-freaks in DeeCee...
Promising the Land he would give RATS Health Care fer "FREE"!!
He'll feel MUD's sour breath on his neck, if we decide to IMPEACH!!
It's not hard to seem like Saints when yer bein' compared to RAT- FREAKS!!

RightWing's ragin' fer OUR Country...Right shan't quit 'til Left is DEAD!!
As DemRATS crack up, MUD's singin'...FarRight shall feed yer head!!
We'll fight against RAT-Power and we'll ping folks to MUD's thread!!
Folks, there's too much Fed'ral Guv'ment...FOOLS gotta wise up, Screw DeeCee!!
We're fed up, Barry smokes POT...Statists HATE those who are unique!!
MUD's heart keeps beatin' faster...Statists, KNEEL and kiss MUD's feet!!
Spending's MADE US this hole...sing, "To HELL with DeeCee!!"
And Dem Hokie spinsters shore look pretty...
Dem Lib'rals want yer wallet, whinin' "Nickels fer yer pity!!"
Still us Church Hill boys OWN this City!!
It's so hard to be a Saint when yer pretty...

Mudboy Slim (26 February 2010)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-04   14:38:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#270. To: A K A Stone (#227)

Bob Dole DEAD? Didn't realize he has been alive for the last couple decades...hmmm.

Kansan...GOPer...but a gutless RINO and an embarrassing Presidential candidate in 1996. Sardonic wit and a true Purple Heart recipient, but a Big Guvment RINO like John Warner and John McStain, and Mitt the Wimp Romney....GOPers to disdain as worthless gutless triangulating LOSERZ!!

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-06   6:30:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#271. To: Mudboy Slim (#270)

Bob Dole was an honorable man. A Trumper.

A K A Stone  posted on  2021-12-06   6:36:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#272. To: A K A Stone (#271)

I never said he was not honorable, but he was one of those old-timer GOPers who were perfectly content to sit in the Minority in the House and Senate for EONS!! RATZ must not be compromised with, not these present- day Marxist RATZ!! Marxist RATZ must be exterminated, legally and cold- bloodedly...sorry DeeCee BureaucRATZ, but we simply cannot afford to pay you and give you a Gold-Plated Federal Pension, so choose, one or the other...keep your jobs, or keep your pensions...and for those who leave, we will not be replacing you with more RATZ, we will replace you with technology and NON-VOTING ROBOTZ!!

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-06   13:07:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#273. To: A K A Stone (#271) (Edited)

Glad to know BobDole was on the Trump Bandwagon...did Dick Cheney ever get on board or is he still PO'd about not killing his host like Alec Baldwin did...?!

I know all the Bushes are BUTT-hurt over the shellacking TheDonald gave wimpy-Bush#3...RINOZ-extraordinaire!!

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-06   13:09:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#274. To: WWG1WWA, Vinny, Fred Mertz, TLBSHOW, Landru, jla, BufordP, kristinn, Angelwood, Doctor raoul, taxman, Captain Wonderful (#15)

"Black VI"

"FWIW...The Righteous Shall Triumph!!"
(To be sung to Buffalo Springfield's "For What It's Worth")

There's somethin' happenin' here...it ain't Right...Far Left, RATZ Rule by Fear!!
ATF men in a tank over there, slaughterin' kids whilst they knelt in prayer!!
It's high time we INDICT T-Mac...PUNK Dem's Clown!!
DNC Chairman...HOO killed Ron Brown?!!

There's bad men doin' Wrong...They'll win The Fight, unless the Right is Strong!!
Bold people must speak OUR minds...we're gettin' too much resistance from OUR side!!
It's time we ROUT Lib'rals, TRASH DemClowns!!
High time fer Justice to now Rebound!!

Clinton feels he can't be beat...Med'yuh Poltroons, they're Effete!!
Forgivin' wrongs, Press parrots Slick's LIES!! Most of them say, "Slick Willie's OUR GUY!!"
It's time we STOP DemRATZ...Stop DemClowns!!
Big Guv'ment's shakin' OUR Country down!!

Rev-o-lutions start slow...but Limbaugh's Legions shall grow!!
Evil Wins when the Good are afraid!! Step outta line...the time's come fer Right to hold sway!!
We shall INDICT T-Mac...Stop Left's Clown!!
All ya good FReepers, come help U.S. out!!
We gotta STOP Biden...Crush JOEZ Crown!!
Ev'rybody help what's goin' down!!
We're gonna STOP Lib'rals...STOP DemClowns!!
Destroy Socialism...let's do it NOW!!

(12/29/2001...Happy Birthday, MamaMUD!!)

BTW...Terrance P.(unk) McAuliffe is Complicit with ALL the EX-Traitor- in-Chief's Campaign Finance Abuse Felonies and TREASON!!!

It's High Time the Right INDICTED DNC Chairman Terry "Punk" McAuliffe, IMHO, of course!!

Slick Willie is a Liar/Felon/Rapist/Mass- Murderer/WarCriminal/Traitor/Tyrant...
However, he had a whole lotta help from the Left. The Vast LeftWing Medyuh Whore'd will Defend the Indefensible--again--at their own peril!!
When we INDICT DNC Chairman Terry McAuliffe, the BrainDead Lib'ral Dem'RAT Masses won't have a clue that we are actually beginning The Discovery Stage for Slick Willie's INDICTMENT...
But the well-informed RightWing shall know, because we'll make it happen!!

Patriots, it's time to flex our muscles and show the Left who controls the GOP!! And it ain't McStain's RINOZ!!!

Let's ROCK...MUD

1 posted on 12/29/2001, 4:35:20 AM by Mudboy Slim
(Justice@in't.negotiable!!)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-06   13:27:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#275. To: pookie18 (#268)


Indict, Convict, then Electrocute Dr. Fauci for Mass-Murder!!
SeriousLEE, y'all...MUD

Pookies Toons ROCK...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-06   13:32:47 ET  (4 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#276. To: All Hokie Supporters, Ward Smythe, Cyber-Band, Toothless ONE, (#274)

Hey ToothlessOne, not all Wahoo parodyists focus their angst on Der SchleekMeister, DemonRATZ, and the Vast LeftWing Med'yuh Whore'd, I reckon...LOL!!

"Bowl in California"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Hotel California")

On a dark Blacksburg dirt road, cool outhouses there
Warm smell of the cow piles, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a hokie in plight
His drool was heavy and his light was dim, he wasn’t wound all that tight.

There he sat on his flatbed, he had a story to tell,
And I was thinking to myself, ‘I’ll bet he’s got him some bullchips to sell’
Then he lit up a reefer, and he’s puffin’ away
There were voices down the trailer park, I thought I heard them say

We’ll come to the Bowl in California
When we take first place [when we take first place], in the BCS race

The hokies will zoom to the Bowl in California
So break out the beer [find a bush real near], it’s time to kick some rear

As the new season started, our hokie team had high hopes
The tutors had done all their work, and the trainers had shot them with dope
But with Vick in the Big Leagues, and a brand new O-L
Our fortune rested on the shoulders of, a little girl named NOEL

But man-oh what a tough schedule, starting with the big least
(With) Temple, Rutgers and the Mountaineers, and ain’t that UCONN a beast
And then out of the conference, we got “directional schools”
Like “western” this and “central” that, our AD must be a fool

We started off lookin’ real good, stompin’ teams left and right
(Of course) it didn’t matter none to us, that our opponents were small slow and white
But when we searched for our highlights, they was nowhere in sight
The only tel-e-vision that we got, was Football Extra on Friday night!

We’ll come to the Bowl in California
We’re right on the pace [we’re right on the pace], in the title chase

We’ll never give up on the Bowl in California
A few days past New Year [few days past New Year], Hokie High we’ll cheer

With top teams beating each other, one by one watched them drop
But then Syracuse had other plans, and we choked on an Orange lollipop
(Our) Defense can’t stop the Panthers, and our offense just SUCKS
No more turkey magnets- no more flags, we tore them off of our trucks

His dreams for BCS twisted, bowl hopes crushed once again
Beat a lot of pretty sorry teams, that he calls wins
Take off those “Rose(bowl)” colored glasses, what you seeeee’s what you get
One year to remember, so this year they’ll forget!

So he called up the coaches, please bring an O-Line,
And they said, ‘we haven’t had no talent here since, 1999’,
And still those voices are crying ’There muuuuuust be a waaaaaay!’
, We’ve already booked our price-line flights, please don’t make us stay!

We’ll come to the Bowl in California
Or we’ll play any place [we’ll play any place], they’ll let us show our face

There’s plenty of room at the Bowl in California
And we don’t really care [we don’t really care], because we won’t be there

Last game of the season, blue ribbon on ice
And he said, ‘We are all just watchin’ right chere…on our home device.’
And in the nasty trailer, they gathered for defeat
They all thought their moment had arrived, but they just can’t win the Big-East

Last thing I remember, he was curled up on the floor
And he said ‘we got to git to playin’ back to the way we was before’
‘Relax’, I said, ‘tek man’, polls are no longer deceived,
You can play the cupcakes if you like, but you can never leave

To go to the Bowl in California,
You’re such a big disgrace [you’re such a big disgrace], your schedule’s 100th place
You’ll probably end up in the bowl with Carolina
Forty five to three [forty five to three], repeated history

So say goodbye to the Bowl in California
You’re such a big disgrace [you’re such a big disgrace], Go find your hiding place
You’d better just try for a bowl with indoor plumbing
What a nice surprise [such a nice surprise], for your cousin-wives….

Parody by The Lone Wahoo...(no relation whatsoever to MudboyHoo?!)

Happy New Year and FReegards...MUD

111 posted on 1/2/2002, 8:20:30 AM by Mudboy Slim

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-06   13:44:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#277. To: All (#275)

Gonna be a RAT bloodbath come November 2022...and 2024!!

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ZACKlee...MUD


RATZ B MORONZ!!


What took CNN sooo long to fire this corrupt, IMMORAL MORON?!

All DemRATZ are Marxist Enemies of the United States of America, as founded...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-06   13:53:20 ET  (7 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#278. To: Slyfox, William Jefferson BLYTHE Clinton, Slick Willie, CigarBoy, TinyPudWillie, SlickShootsBlanks, ClintonsALiar, CAL, goldilucky, Goldi-lox, Golden Richards (#259)

"Did somebody mention "The Clinton Legacy?" "

Thank you, Slyfox, for the following synopsis...

Lying Under Oath as President - 2 times
Lying Under Oath as Governor - 5 times
Lying Under Oath as Attorney General
Lying Under Oath in a Deposition
Lying Under Oath to a Grand Jury
Lying Under Oath as a Lawyer
Abuse of Power [countless times]
Obstruction of Justice
Deriliction of Duty
Bribe Solicitation
Taking Bribes
Bribery of Cabinent Members
Bribery of State Officials
Treason
Corruption
Graft
False Swearing
Malfeasance of Office
Perjury
Subornation of Perjury
Criminal Trespass
Witness Intimidation
Witness Tampering
Jury Tampering
Ethics Violations
Intentional Interference in the Administration of Justice
Misrepresentation
CIGAR ABUSE (unlit-allegedLEE)
Civil Contempt of Court
Criminal Contempt of Court
Contempt of Congress
Contempt of the American People
High Crimes
Misdemeanors
Deception
Conspiracy
False Testimony
Factually False Testimony
Misconduct
Serious Misconduct
Professional Misconduct
Notorious Misconduct
Obstruction of the Judicial Process
Recklessness
Grand Larceny
Extortion
Blackmail
Substance Abuse
Evidence Suppression
Illegal Foriegn Campaign Funding
Aiding and Abetting Espionage
Aiding and Abetting Terrorists
Aiding and Abetting Foriegn Dictators
Improper Exports of Sensitve Technology
Attempted Intimidation of Prosecutors
Destruction of Business Records with Intent to Defraud
Failure to Investigate Drug Trafficking
Real Estate Fraud
Criminalizing Frauds on Financial Institutions
Use of State Police for Personal Purposes
Illegal Loan Extraction
False Reports by Medical Examiners and Others Investigating Suspicious Deaths
Improper Futures Trading
Illegal Use of the Executive Branch
Character Defamation
Voter Fraud
Racketeering
Destruction of Evidence
Political Espionage
Money Laundering
Criminal Negligence
RICO Conspiracy
Misuse of Government Files
Desecration of Federal Ethics Laws
Judicial Intimidation
Conflict of Interests
Illegal Campaign Activity
Misuse of Corporate Assets
Ordering Politically Motivated Audits
Ordering Politically Motivated Investigations
Timing of War Influenced by Political Considerations
Misapplying Funds
Conspiracy to Defraud the Federal Government
Criminal Violation of the Privacy Act
Conspiracy to Conceal
Evisceration of the Right to Habeas Corpus
Misuse of Taxpayer Funds
Interfering with a Court Order
Theft of Government Property
Abuse of Taxpayer Financed Travel
Anti-American Espionage
Jeopardizing National Security
Aiding and Abetting Drug Traffic
Aiding and Abetting Organized Crime
Murder by Accessory by Witness Tampering
Murder by Accessory by Forgery
Solicitation to commit murder by accessory
Foreign Influence Peddling
Regular Influence Peddling
Corrupting Public Discourse
Providing False and Misleading Testimony
Interferring with a Custody Case
Kidnapping by Accessory
Child Endangerment
Sexual Harassment
Indecent Exposure
Sexual Abuse of Employees
Lewd and Lascivious Conduct
Exchange of Promotions or Benefits for Sexual Favors
Sexual Assault
Statutory Rape
Contributing to the Delinquincy of a Minor
Unfit to hold a law license
Conduct Unbecoming a President
Squandering the Public Trust

I'm sure we missed a few crimes here and there, but this is one heckuva start in listing why
Der SchleekMeister must be RE-IMPEACHED, CONVICTED, DETHRONED, DISBARRED, DE-PENSIONED,
DE-LEGITIMIZED, INDICTED, CONVICTED, IMPRISONED, AND NEVER ALLOWED TO BREATHE FREE
FOR THE REMAINDER OF HIS LIB'RAL BASTARD-CHILD LIFE!!!

IMHO, of course...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-06   14:05:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#279. To: All Fredo Fans...Fredo is DOGshit!! (#277)


ExactLEE Right...follow the money!!
DeeCee RATZ/RINOZ profit from Covid Hysteria and LOVE the Precedent Being Set!!


Thank you, BLM, Inc. and Antifa...RAT-KKKers from yesteryear!!

NO Fake NEWS is GOOD Fake NEWS, right?!

Sheeesh...RATZ B MORONZ...MUD33

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-06   14:14:52 ET  (6 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#280. To: All (#276)

TOO TRUE...Traitor Joe is doing the work of the Chi-Coms!!

TREASON is Punishable by DEATH...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-06   14:17:12 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#281. To: goldilucky, Landru, EdZep, HeavyD, TKEman, Arator, Jethro Tull, HalfIrish, poet, seattlesue (#120)

"Sheeple"
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Sheep")

Baa...baa...baa...baa...baa...
Mindlessly passing yer time in this Country away...
Only dimly aware of a certain vile sleaze in the air.
You better WATCH OUT!! We got some dawgs about!!
I've been watchin' Clinton and I have seen...
Left's hatchin' an EVIL SCHEME!!

What do you get fer pretendin' The Danger's Not Real?!!
Meek and Obedient, YOU CONDONE Slick Willie!!
Yer Socialist Med'yuh insults OUR Values...Big Deal!!
What a surprise!
That look of IGNORANT Bliss in yer eyes...
EX-Prez'dent's workin' fer Beijing!!
NO!!! This ain't no Bad Dream!!
Ohh...ohh...ohh...ohhh...ohh...

[The Lib'rals Prayer]
"Slick Willie's my Shepard...I shall not want.
I Care Not That He LIES!!
To preserve Peace, We Must IGNORE EX-Prez'dent's Commie SPIES!!"

But Knowledge Shall Releaseth thy Soul...
Bill Clinton has endangered this Entire Nation!!
He's floutin' OUR Sacred Constitution!!
For lo...Bill HAD Great Power, but NO Honor!!
Soon, cometh the day we "lowly" ones,
Through quiet reflection and great dedication,
COMPLETE THE ACT OF IMPEACHMENT!!!
LO!! We shall Rise Up...and then We'll make Dem Lib'rals' Eyes Water!!

Writing and singing, MUD'll pounce on Ol' Slick with a SCREEEAM!!
Wave upon wave of patriotic Americans...
Will march out of obscurity to join OUR team!!

Have you heard the News?!!
"Socialism's DEAD!!"
Soon, Joe we'll INDICT!! In Jail, JOE'll Grow BALD!!
Get outta OUR way...if YOU Refuse to Be BOLD!!!

Heh heh heh...SlixMYbi+C#!!

MUD (7/26/98)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-06   14:25:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#282. To: All (#279)

WAAAAAAAaaaahhhh...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-06   14:28:38 ET  (4 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#283. To: sultan88, Snow Bunny, Alamo-Girl, iceskater, Flora MacDonald, HappyGal, cherrybomb_88, yankhater (#281)

"Federal Pen"
Sung to the tune of "Mercedes Benz" by Janis Joplin

Oh Justice,
Won't You put Slick
In a Fed-er-al Pen?
He's done some evil things
And won't make amends.
Worked hard all his lifetime
A-Cheatin' his friends.
So, Justice,
Won't you put Slick
In a Fed-er-al Pen?

Oh Justice,
Won't you punish him
For his TYR-AN-NY?
The ChiComs bought him
With a lot of mon-ey.
We'll wait for Indictments
Each day until three.
So, Justice
Won't you punish Willie
For his TYR-AN-NY?

Oh, Justice,
Remember Foster
And Ole Ron Brown?
I'm countin' (with Alamo-Girl)
The people "in the ground."
Prove that you Love Truth
And bring this guy down!
Oh Justice,
Remember Juanita
And Ole Ron Brown!

EVERYBODY NOW...
(FReepette Chorus jumps in)

Oh Justice,
Please put the LIAR
In a Fed-er-al Pen.
He was an obstructionist
And never made amends.
So, Justice,
Please put Scumbag
In a Fed-er-al Pen!!

170 posted on 1/3/2002, 6:56:38 AM by sultan88

Thank YOU to the Late, Great Sultan88...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-06   14:36:14 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#284. To: All (#282)

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-06   14:40:16 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#285. To: Scholastic, leadpenny, ALOHA RONNIE, Mia T, Mercuria, Victoria Delsoul, Luis Gonzalez, ironman, Race Bannon, Biff Tannen (#122)

"If You Wanna Git JOE BIDEN..."
(To be sung to the Ozark Mountain Daredevils' "If You Wanna Get To Heaven...")

(Mudboy gittin' it on harp...)

I never read it in the papers...I never saw it on the news...
I heard it on Rush Limbaugh...on AM radio...
If you hate the Waco Slaughter...
You gotta help MUD fer a spell!!
If you wanna git Bill Clinton...
We gotta RAISE A LOTTA HELL!!! Yeah...

I am...therefore, I FReep!!
Folks, I feel it in my soul...
Won'tcha meet me at the White House?!
Next INDICT!! We'll reach our goal!!
If you wanna know a secret...
You got to promise not to tell!!
Right's gonna now CONVICT Bill Clinton...
We're gonna put Slick in a cell!!

(MUD harpin' like the dickens!!!)

I never thought it'd be this easy...
I never thought it'd be this fun...
But we'll FReep Truth on Rush Limbaugh...
Folks, we got Slick on the run!!
If you fear Country's in danger...
We gotta put Slick in a cell!!
Folks, we're gonna git Bill Clinton...
We'll dethrone his soul to HELL!!!

(MUD harpin' fer his dinner!!!)

Folks, we're gonna git JOE BIDEN...
Lurkers, gonna git KAMALA!!!
Gonna send RATZ straight to Prison!!!
Folks, it's "SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!!!"

FReegards...MUD

"No man can know what power he can call rightly his unless he presses a little."
Robert Frost, notebook entry, 1913

47 Posted on 08/16/2001 02:57:20 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(Left FEARS the Truth...Right Must Sing It Out LOUD!!!)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-06   14:48:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#286. To: All (#284)

Joe Biden is Mentally-RETARDED...and now he's OLDE and Corrupt...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-06   14:52:45 ET  (4 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#287. To: Landru, Snow Bunny, FallGuy, poet, backhoe, Sultan88, Leesylvanian, EdZep, stand watie, Dukie (#285)

"First, What We'll Do Is Sing About It"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "All I Can Do Is Write About It")

(spoken "2-3-4")

All these lies we've been fed...
Left says we shouldn't care.
Lib'rals[/RINOs] just say, "Right should just MOVE ON!!"
Folks laugh, they think we're playin'...
FReepin' Clinton fer his Crimes...
But We Want Justice...INDICT DemRATZ NOW!!!

Shall we ever see a Senator Protest In-Justice?!!
Or the Med'yuh report on Slick's Tyranny?!!
It's the Patriotic Duty of Good Citizens of this Country...
C'mon Sheeple, let's kick ass on Dem Elites!!

Please, Lord, grant me the strength to change things...
Show Dem POLTROONS We're Right and Left IS Wrong!!
'Cuz I can see Big Guv'ment a'slowly creepin'...
Lord, aid me and mine against Left's SCUM!!

(Mudboy Slim ticklin' the ivories...Mordecai Vesuvius on acoustic guitar)

Like to see Left's RAPIST get what's coming...
Would YOU like to see Left's TRAITOR crushin' rocks?!!
Good folks needta stop and think about...well, Slick's Chi-Com TREASON...
Folks, you oughtta listen to my songs.

Good Lord, grant me the strength to change it...
Show DemRAT fools I'm Right and They Are Wrong!!
'Cuz I can see Big Guv'ment a slowly creepin'...
Lord, help me inspire this Righteous Throng!!!

(key change to A for piano solo by Mudboy Slim)
A E D (played 4x)
(back to G)

Chi-Com Spyin', Abuse of Power...it ain't pretty!!
But the things Left write about us prove they're Slick's Whores!!
You can take Mudboy out of old Dixieland...
But Left'll never take his FReedoms from Mudboy!!

Please Lord, grant us the Power to change it...
Show all the World We're Right and Left is WRONG!!
'Cuz I can see Left's EVIL a slowly creepin'...
Lord, help me and mine refute Left's Scum!!

FReepers, I foresee Slick's Judgement...Right Shall Dethrone Him!!
Folks, help me and mine Slaughter Left's Scum.

FReegards...MUD (1/10/02)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-06   15:00:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#288. To: sultan88 (#287)

BTTT...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-06   15:01:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#289. To: A K A Stone, meguro, ferret mike, JHoffa_, nolu_chan, Vinny, Biff Tannen, Skip Intro, Fred Mertz, sneakypete, StinkyPete, Ethyl Mertz, Badeye, war, Murron, HappyGal, goldilucky (#284)

Discuss.....

"All modern militaries now employ nuclear-powered ships and submarines...
If we can power subs with nukes, why not power our planes with nuclear energy?
And if we can power our airplanes and helicopters and rocketships,
Why not use nuclear energy to power all our 18-wheelers and our SUVs and eventually our entire automobile fleet?

After all, nuclear energy is the ultimate renewable resource, and it is almost 100% reliable.
Still gotta figger out how to deal with the left-overs from the nuclear reaction, but we shall adapt, imho...
Nuclear Energy is THE ENERGY of the FUTURE!!!"

Mudboy Zoso Slim
(7 December 2021)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-07   11:22:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#290. To: BIPpee, Brianna, Lady Diana, Flyin' Ryan, Ava Grace, Wahoo Zach, Wahoo Nate, BlueDevilJakeyBoy, DOGshit (#222)

"Black VII"

"Truth Shall Rise Again!!"
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "So. Central Rain")

BIDENZ gonna fall!! Dem Leftists try to stall...
Their Lib'ral miss-Directions...are driving RATZ insane!!
Our Will shan't bend!! Dem MARXists washed away...
The Evil of the Media...has forced Mudboy to sing!!

I'm sorry...JOEZ sorry...Left's sorry...Right's always...

Justice is our Right...Third Party calls...the RINOs frown...
The wise man wrote his words upon the rocks...
But MUDZ not bound to follow suit!!
The Left shall bend...Left's ConDamnation's Nigh!!
If JOEZ Treas'nous Crimes YOU Condone...yer choice isn't mine!!

JOEZ sorry...SWAMPZ sorry...

Media never called!! MUD waited 4 RATZ calls...
Left's lies and miss-directions are driving U.S. away!!
Rush Limbaugh sang...Left's Brain-washin' washed away...
Press says that MUD should "Just Move ON!!"...
That "Choice" isn't mine!!

I'm sorry...JOEZ sorry...SWAMPZ sorry...Justice's RIGHT!!!

Ooooh...Ahhhhh...Ahhhhhhhhh-EEEEE...Ahhhhh-ahhhhhhh-uhhhhh...

{end very intensely on Am}

Heh heh heh...Mudboy Slim (15 January 2002)

Any Establishment that would have MUD as a member is no Establishment fer me...

Oh yeah...and never forget that...
DNC Chairman Terry McAuliffe is a Dirty, Downright Scoundrel RatPUNK
HOO needs 2.B. INDICTED, CONVICTED, & PUNISHED 4 his TREASONous FELONies!!

The Inner Machinations of the Mind Remain an Eternal Enigma to...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-07   11:41:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#291. To: All (#286)


Fauci needs to be PUNISHED as the MASS-MURDERER he is!!

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-07   11:47:59 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#292. To: All (#287)

"Billy the Kid"
(To be sung to Billy Joel's "Billy the Kid")

From a town known as Little Rock in the Ozarks,
Strode a boy with ambition without end.
His ruthless political climb made him a legend in his mind,
But his Quest fer Power required cash to spend!

So, he swindled a bank with Jim McDougald,
With his partner's young wife into bed he slid!
His prestige and his lies took that Hick State by surprise,
The word spread fast 'bout Billy the Kid!
Well, he never followed their rules, 'cuz the White House was his goal,
And he soon put many finer pols to shame.
But Slick never had a conscience, and he never had a soul,
Still the Lib'rals and the Medyuh hailed his name!
Secured illegal funds from Unions and Red China,
But Ken Starr could not seem to track him down,
And Bill served his masters well, 'cuz the Left they're dumb as Hell,
'Specially when Billy the Kid came aroun'.

Well, one fine day those scandals ensnared Billy,
America said, "String him up for what he did!!"
And the voters and their kids, finally started tuning in,
To watch the Re-Impeachment of Billy the Kid!
Well, he never thought they'd catch him, Slick's Arrogance let him down,
Eventually, even DemonRATS cursed his name!
Though he never cared for Freedom, Clinton finally found a home,
Within a Federal Prison, Slick bears his shame...

From a town somewhere in mid-America,
Watched a child aspiring to understand,
And Slick's Politics of Slime proved an example for his time,
As History scorned that crooked man!

1 Posted on 08/16/1999 19:33:28 PDT by Mudboy Slim

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-07   11:56:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#293. To: All (#291)


Nasty SKANK WHORE, iMho...

Laugh until you cry...it is all TOO TRUE!!

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-07   12:01:27 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#294. To: M. Thatcher, holdonnow, Budge (#292)

"Don't Stop (Investigatin' Clinton)"
(To be sung to Fleetwood Mac's "Don't Stop (Thinkin' 'bout Tomorrow)")

Hear my words, "Ex-Prez'dent, he's Vile!
DemonRATS, got'em a sleazy style!"
Open yer eyes and heed what I say,
"Treas'nous Crimes...they ain't goin' away!"

Don't Stop Investigatin' Clinton!!
Don't Stop!! Slick's Re-Impeachment's near!
Lib'ral Lies won't protect Left's Whore...
Bill Clinton's gone...Slick Willie's done!!

Why not sing about BillzaBubba?!
Medyuh ignores the things that he's done.
Yes, the Press's been foolin' you...
Left's Arrogance just belittles YOU!!

Don't Stop Trashin' Slick's PUNK, McAuliffe!!
Don't Stop!! There's no need fer fear!
Election's here...Slaughter the Left's Whores!!
DemonRAT Scum, the Rout is ON!!

(BigMan strokin' his Guitar)

All we want is to see Felons tried...
All it'll take is a bit o'spine.
Right must Fight...'cuz FReedom is Truth!!
Treas'nous ways must discontinue!!

Don't Stop Investigatin' T-Mac!!
Don't stop...Slick's guilt's all too clear!
Right can do much better than the Left!!
Fearmongerin's Wrong, Lib'ralism's DEAD!!!!

Don't Stop...Eliminatin' Guv'ment!!
Don't Stop...'Cuz Freedom we hold dear!!
Future is Bright once Slick's Dethroned...
With Lib'ral's gone, Big Guv'ments done!!

Ooooohhh...Kick Left When They're Down!!
Ooooohhh...Right Should Feel So Proud!!
Ooooohhh...November's Comin' 'Round!!
Ooooohhh...

Mudboy Slim

Posted on 08/10/1999 10:25:31 PDT by Mudboy Slim

Updated fer Election Season '02...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-07   12:12:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#295. To: All (#293)


RATZ B KRAAAY-ZEEEE...


Traitor Joe is Mentally-RETARDED!!


ROFLMAO...I love it!!

Whoopi and JOY are BOTH Mentally-RETARDED!!

Imho, of course...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-07   12:22:19 ET  (8 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#296. To: Capt. J.G. MOEreese, Cyber-Band, Landru, Snow Bunny, Sultan88, FallGuy, PhiKapMom, ANavyVet, M. Thatcher, OkieGrit (#294)

"He Was From Kansas..."
(To be sung to Jimmy Buffett's "He Went to Paris")

He was from Kansas...in FlyOver Country...
Where Dorothy chased her rainbow.
He was impressive...the Senior Class President...
In Dover town he did grow.
Slopped hogs, fed chickens...just full of the dickens...
"What a fine boy," folks would say.
'Cuz he was a winner, his life just beginnin'...
And eighteen blessed years slipped away.

He went to college, then joined the Navy...
And married a teacher named Sue.
They had a fine life...she was a good wife...
And bore him four sons...what a crew!!
That man coached some football...and he camped with Weeb'los...
While defending his Country each day!
'Cuz he was a patriot...promoted to Captain...
An aircraft carrier he did sail!!

Went to war with the Navy...while Sue loved his babies...
Traded audiotapes ev'ry week.
'Cuz he knew what mattered, the Old World was shatterin'...
And Socialists SLAUGHTER the meek!!
While the bombs were a'fallin', he was recallin'...
His kin and his li'l town.
And he fought fer his Nation, secured the oceans...
Returned to Norfolk and cheerin' crowds.

(Mudboy on harp...)

Now he lives near the beach, man...golfs on the weekends...
And starts cheerin' his Redskins each May.
Tracin' his kin's roots, buyin' up Richmond,
With his many grandkids he'd play.
Through sixty-odd years of perpetual motion...
Ask this sailor and he'll smile and he'll say,
"Son, my life's been magic...not much has been tragic...
And I look forward to every day!!"

He is from Kansas...where Honor still matters...
And Dorothy found her rainbow!!

Mudboy Slim

1 Posted on 06/19/2000 01:57:34 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(Good parents are the Real Heroes!!)

Thought I'd lost this one...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-07   12:28:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#297. To: All (#295)

RAT-media has ZERO SHAME...MUD33

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-07   12:34:20 ET  (7 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#298. To: FallGuy, Snow Bunny, coteblanche, Landru, sultan88, ST.LOUIE1, Billie, ArneFufkin, JohnHuang2 (#296)

"We Want JUSTICE, That's Right!!"
(To be sung to Elvis Presley's "Are You Lonesome Tonite?")

Are Libs lonesome tonight? Why's the Left Hate what's Right?!
Is Left sorry they let JOE get this far?
Does your memory stray to a brighter sunny day...
When Slick kissed you and tugged at yer hearts?
Do the chairs in RATZ chambers seem empty and bare?
Do you gaze at the WhiteHouse and picture Slick there?
Is your heart filled with pain?! Well, folks, Join MUD and SING!!
Reject Fear!! Then you can join the Right!!

(spoken)
MUD wonders if...Left is fearing the Right.
You know the bard said that the World is a Stage...
And each of us must FReep our part.
Fate had me playing in love twes my sweet heart.
Act One was when Slick tricked you, Libs loved Bill at first glance
Slick told his lies so cleverly...you never had a clue!!
Then came Act Two...you learned Slick RAPES and Left acted deranged...
And why?! I'll never know!!
Lib'rals, yer lying when you say you love Slick!!
'Cuz you have no cause to be FOOLS!!
But you'd rather go on hearing Slick's lies...
Than go and admit yer Slick's TOOLS!!
Now RATS stage is bare...but MUD's standing there...
With Slim's Band's Groovy Sound!!
Folks, If Left Won't Re-Impeach...
Then RATS Shall Bring RAT-Party Down!!

Is your heart filled with pain, will you join MUD and Sing?!
Forsake Fear...won't you please do what's Right?!

Kingly FReegards...MUD

527 posted on 11/22/2002, 3:14:40 PM by Mudboy Slim

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-07   12:40:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#299. To: All (#262)

Gator meat tastes like Chicken, just fishier...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-07   12:48:36 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#300. To: EdZep, Dukie, t-shirt, AAPATRIOT, pokerboy, Darth Sidious, TheBabe, LiberteeBell, KLT (#298)

300...THREE HUNNERD...

"Justa Criminal"
(To be sung to U2's "SO Cruel")

Slick crossed the line...Greed pushed him over!!
Justice don't matter to you...it matters to me!!
Nation's adrift...but Right's voting!!
MUD's only singin' songs...to force Leftist's down...FReedom!!

[To Slick Willie hisse'f]
Country's been fearin' you...You sold our Security!!
Folks gave you everything you ever wanted...Death really what you wanted?!!
Women who love you, you hurt the most...
You've got no soul, yer just a ghost!!
The Left loves you...but yer TREASON is Left's Despair!!
Willie...yer nowhere!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules...
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...yer a Criminal!!

Lib'ralism is a tender trap...Destroys Hope every time!!
Left's Poverty Pimps...enslave DemWimps...Left's Vic-tim-ized!!!
Slick's time in Jail will inevitably come...Bill's cellmates're achin' fer his love!!
Hell'ry'll make Slick beg her fer her stuff...Bill may need her icy hug!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Slick thinks, fer him, there are no rules...
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...Yer Despicable!!

Slick spit his love on that Huge Blue Dress...
While Slick's pud-whackin'...bin Laden schemed many deaths!!
Left's SCUM!! Folks, we need a shower...
SCUM...Libs're Whores fer Power!!

Aaaahhh-Haaahhhhh!!

[To SlickMYbi+c#, personally, again]
Slick, you must know, you must fear my desires...
Danger's the drug that takes you higher!!
Head of heaven, fingers...in the mire
Yer heart is racing...you can't keep up
The Right is FReepin' fer Justice!!
Between the horses of love and lust...
You'll be trampled...underfoot!!

Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules...
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Med'yuh...Leftist Tools!!

Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...To "Just Move On" we'd be damned fools!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Clinton's...Justa Criminal!!

Mudboy Slim (18 October 1999)

Updated...MUD

487 posted on 02/09/2002 2:49 AM EST by Mudboy Slim

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-07   12:55:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#301. To: A K A Stone (#271) (Edited)

"Black VIII"

"FRiends of Slick Willie"
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Friend of the Devil")

We abhor Butch Reno...and we'll take Slick Willie down.
Honor 'tis to FReep fer Right till Big Guv'ment's not around.
Ya think I'm funnin' as I make my rhymes...
But friends of Slick Willie ain't no FRiends of mine!!
Leftist HO's defend Slick's Blight...
TREASON's why we FReep tonigh-ight!!

Clinton is Pure Evil, knaves...Slick snowed Dem-Medyuh shills!!
Cowed the Right from action...let's be Brave and DETHRONE Bill!!
Future's Sunny, but we'll first smite Slime...
No friend of Bill Clinton is a FRiend of mine!!
Leftists know Clinton's not Right...
Justice's why we FReep...tonigh-ight!!

I drove on up to DeeCee...brain-dead Lib'rals fought me there.
Took my hard-earned dollar bill but I vanquished their PUNK, Terry.
Think I'm funnin' but I know what's Right...
DemFriends of Bill Clinton shall be Doin' Time!!
I set goals...ain't 'fraid ta Fight...
Justice's why I FReep tonigh-ight!!!

Got two reasons why I stay awake each lonely night.
The first one's named Sweet Liberty and she's my heart's delight.
Second one is Justice, Willie, Ol' Mudboy's on yer tail!!
And when MUD catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!

Gotta wife and children, Slick, but yer thugs shan't cow me!!!
Broaddrick says Slick raped her, Tom, but Brokaw said, "BITE ME!!!"
Lib'rals' Love Him, but I think Slick's SLIME!!
No friend of Slick Willie shall be FRiends o' mine.
I set goals, ain't 'fraid ta fight...Justice's why MUD FReeps tonight!!!

(BigMan on guitar, Fireman John on mandolin...justa cookin'!!)

Got two reasons why I FReep away each doggone night.
The first one's named Sweet Liberty, my God, I know I'm Right!!
Second one is Justice, Terry, MUD knows yer Sordid Tale...
And when Truth catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!

Gotta wife and children, Bill, and you got Hillary...
Chelsea knows she's not yer child, Webb Hubbell's genes flow free.
Think I'm funnin' but Slick's arse is mine!!
No friend of Bill Clinton, boy, Justice Be Thine!!
Bill can roam...but Slick can't hide!!
Justice makes MUD FReep fer Righ-ight!!

Mudboy Slim

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Gonna be a Good ELEVEN Months....MUD

BTW...Socialism's DEAD!!
And William JeffersonBlythe Clinton's Legacy Shall Be the De- Legitimization of the DemonRAT Party!!

ELEVEN Months to the Mid-Term Elections...Let's Not Waste a Single Day!!

So SAYeth the Word of...MUD

1 posted on 2/10/2002, 2:06:54 AM by Mudboy Slim

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-08   16:14:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#302. To: All (#301)

So...Darrell Brooks is African-American?! HOO'd a THUNK it?!

Wow...the RAT-media is TRULY mentally-RETARDED!!

Quite SincereLEE...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-08   16:18:54 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#303. To: DOGshit ALLahole MOEreeese (#302)

Word, Matthew...WORD!!

Amen...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-08   16:23:47 ET  (3 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#304. To: All (#301)

"Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa (mad song)"
(To be sung to Otis Redding's "Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa (sad song))

Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa...FReepers!!
(Gotta get) Mah mah mah mah mah mah mah...MAD!!

I been singin' these Clinton songs, y'all...
'Cuz Ol' Slick's a Chi-Com 'Ho!!
I keep singin' these Justice songs, y'all...
'Cuz Sheeple have got to know!!

(We) Must stand against Tyranny, that's Right!!
Slick has been committin' TREASONOUS crimes!
Now's time to start...Right must make their move...
Yes, we must Re-Impeach, Convict, then Imprison that fool!!

'Cuz Slick's Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-BAD!!
He'll burn...he'll learn...
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-BAD!!
He'll burn...now...

Half Slick's term, I been FReepin' Clinton songs...
Tryin' to get Right's message to you.
We need to Right Left's Wrongs [y'ALL] we must FReep!!
The Medyuh won't do it, but we'll spread the Truth!

Lib'rals are Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-BAD!!
They'll learn...

It's a Justice song, y'all!!
Face the music, Bubba...
You're just a liar, boy...
We'll stop your whorin', Willie!!
Left's got to get the message...
To stop messin' with us!!
Keep FReedom alive, FReepers...
Keep FReedom alive...help me!!

Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-FReepers...
Our turn...
Left's Power we'll overturn...
FReedom must be earned!!
Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-FReepers...
It's Justice Time...
Get Mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-MAD!!
Let's do what's Right!!

FReegards...MUD

36 Posted on 06/20/2000 21:48:36 PDT by Mudboy Slim

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-08   16:31:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#305. To: Vinny, the Lefty MORON (#303)

Defend yerself, Vinny...you are being made an example of, BITCH!!


ZACKlee...RATZ are simpLEE MAL-educated bigots, RACISTS, and MOE-RONZ!!

ROFLMAO@RATZ&RINOZ...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-08   16:38:44 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#306. To: Cyber-Band, Landru, Sultan88, Snow Bunny, M. Thatcher, poet, holdonnow, backhoe, yankhater (#304)

"We'll Know Sweet Justice"
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Green Grow the Rushes")

The Twin Tower's fallen...blood on Slick's hands!!
Slick couldda stopped the Taliban...
Reading polls, Bill chose to snooze...
How could he lose?! Press hides the news.

Lib'rals Hate building, ain't Envy grand?!
The Truth's been whitewashed...Gotta fight Left's Evil Band!!
Slick's gonna go down...gotta go down!!

We know El Rushbo knows...
We know John Ashcroft knows...
We know that Dubyuh knows...
Blind Justice, make Prison Slick's home!!

Fight fer yer FReedom...ain't another way!!
Guilty associates, True Justice requires Clinton's Crimes be shown!!
Guilty Lib'ral HO's!!!

Ignore the RINOs...word is they're not too brave.
They're lasses that hide from conflict...
They waste the air that they breathe...
Good Patriots lead again!!!

We know Rush Limbaugh knows...
We know George Dubyuh knows...
FReepers show the Country how...
Sweet Justice Bless our Righteous Home!!

FReegards...MUD

BTW...like it or not, Justice for the Guilty in the previous Administration will be an underlying theme in the November '02 Elections,
So the GOP oughtta get itself out front of the Parade!!

11 posted on 2/13/2002, 10:10:42 PM by Mudboy Slim

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-08   16:45:45 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#307. To: All (#305)

RATZ love GOPers HOO consistentLEE LOSE...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-08   16:51:48 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#308. To: stand watie, Taxman, Coop, Twodees, Darth Sidious, EdZep, MissAmericanPie, Ragtime Cowgirl (#306)

"Black IX"

"The Right's Gonna Do It"
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "The South's Gonna Do It")

Well, the trend with Guv'ment is goin' Right this time,
And Ol' Liddie Dole is cookin' down in Caroline!
People down in Virginny can't be still,
With Coach George Allen's kid dippin' down in Charlottesville.
People down in Texas come from near and far...
To hear Dubyuh speakin' 'cuz he's our Big Star.

So gather roun', gather roun', FReepers!!
Get down!! Well, just git down, FReepers!!
Get loud! YES...you can be loud here!
And be proud, 'cuz we're damned proud here!
So be proud you a rebel, 'cuz the Right's gonna do it again, oh, Amen!!

Ronald Reagan's chillin' on his ranch today,
He ain't gettin' credit, but he showed the way!
And with Rush Limbaugh, it's a damned good bet...
That Slick Willie Clinton ain't seen nuthin' yet!
And all the good people all 'cross Tennessee...
Are fightin' NEW State Taxes, while dissin' Gore the Tree!!

So gather roun', gather round, Christians!!
Get down!! Well, just git down, Gen-Xers!!
Get loud!!! Folks...we don't allow cowards here!
And be proud, 'cuz we're damned proud here!!
Be proud you a rebel, 'cuz the Right's gonna IMPEACH again, yes it is!!

FReegards...MUD

57 Posted on 09/26/2000 20:08:20 PDT by Mudboy Slim

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-09   16:37:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#309. To: All (#307)


FIRE ALL DemRATZ!!


SeriousLEE...HOO the FUCK voted for this BOZO?!
They need to be arrested, imho.

True dat...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-09   16:43:57 ET  (4 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#310. To: HalfIrish, HalfCrazy, HalfHearted, HalfAloaf, HalfwayHome (#308)

"If you keep this up, you'll get me to start fighting again."

That's the plan, my FRiend, that's the plan...

"King of the Ho's"
(To be sung to Roger Miller's "King of the Road")

Traitor JOEZ President...
Nukes sold to ChinaMen...
Waco...we shant fergit!!
Toddlers charred like cigarettes!!
Yeah, Slick...snorts coke like a vacuum...
Bill puts...his ol' friends in their tombs!!
Still Slick's...Lib'rals kneel fer their King...
King of the HO's!!!

Slick's ceegars sure do stink...
Masturbatin' in his sink.
Hill's a worn-out, dried-up shrew...
Bill ain't touched her in many moons!!
Yes, folks...li'l Willard gets around...
Short...and not too big around!
Left prays...to their King on their knees...
King of the HO's!!!

Slick bombed Kosovo, li'l Sudan, and Saddam Hussein...
Killed many young children but hasn't no shame!!
Slick's got his hand out in every town...
Yet, we'll FReep the House and FReep the Senate and we'll bring him down!!
I sing...Traitor JOEZ President...
Nukes sold to ChinaMen...
Waco...we shant fergit!!
Toddlers charred like cigarettes!!

Hunter...snorts coke like a vacuum...
Bill puts...his ol' friends in their tombs!!
Still Slick's...Lib'rals kneel fer their King...
King of the HO's!!!
Traitor JOEZ President...
Nukes sold to ChinaMen...
Waco...we shant fergit!!
Toddlers charred like cigarettes!!

FReegards...Mudboy Slim

BTW..."I still have all the addresses and phone numbers...
Maybe they've not heard the last of HalfIrish."

You've never disappointed me in the past, my patriotic FRiend,
And I'm confident you never will in the future!!

75 posted on 08/06/2002 4:33:12 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-09   16:54:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#311. To: All (#309)


Dammit, Bob!!

About friggin' TIME...MUD

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-09   16:57:34 ET  (2 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#312. To: poet, John J. Lindsay, goldilucky (#309)

"Exposed"

The liberal will give you a handout
Conservatives, a helping hand
Liberals think you’re just a lout,
a pebble in the shifting sand

They’ll give you a monthly check
just give them your vote
for a few pieces of gold
your dignity has been sold

Liberals want generations
of people on the dole
they want a nation
which has no Soul

We say, we’re born to be free
liberals say, not you, just me
they will provide “security”
but, you must give up liberty

Liberals don’t want God in schools
they give us government tools
propagandizing our children into fools
“teaching” them to “ feel”, not think
placing this nation on the brink

They are in for a surprise
the beast they idolize,
the one they admire
will be cast into the Lake of Fire,
the culmination of Yahweh’s ire

Now don’t get me wrong,
conservatives have gone along,
we’ve made many mistakes
we’re willing to admit
at times we didn’t get it

If there’s one weakness we have,
we accept speeches as salve,
wanting to believe
what we’re told by thieves

They speak of the Lord
striking a chord,
for those of us who believe,
accepting the deceit they weave

It’s time we woke up
no longer drink from their cup
nor let them use us anymore
these political whores

Matters not the label they wear
they don’t really care
they just want us to be there
to vote them in
to continue their corruption
without interruption

Copyright 2002 By John J. Lindsay. All Rights Reserved
August 4, 2002

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-09   17:02:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#313. To: All (#311)


AOC is a blithering IDIOT!!!

SeriousLEE...HOO voted for these RAT clowns?!
They ought 2 B quarantined and not allowed to reproduce...MUD

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-09   17:08:11 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#314. To: MeeknMing (#310)

"Elian"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Angie")

Elian...Elian...
When will these clouds all disappear?!
Elian...Elian...
Just tell the Sheeple, "Listen here."
With your mama you did float...
In a rickity ol' boat.
Miles from shore, your life capsized!!
But Elian...Elian...
'Twas fer FReedom yer mama died...

Elian...you're innocent...yeah!
Need your Miami kin by your side!!
Elian...America loves ya...
Thanksgiving Rescue made us cry...
All your dreams they were so close...
'Til "Butch" Reno stormed your home...
Her condamnation is near!!
Elian...Elian...
She'll be Jeb's victim this year!!

(Haunting keyboard solo)

Woah...Elian, don't you weep...
All our Congressmen we'll FReep!!
We hate EX-Prez'dent's shameless lies!!
And Elian...Elian, ain't no way we'll say "Goodbye!"

'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls...
And there's honor in our goals!!
For your FReedom we will fight...
'Cuz Elian...FReepers love ya, hombre...
Everywhere Left looks, THEY'LL FEEL OUR MIGHT!!
We won't let Castro get his hands on you...
C'mon Nation, do what's RIGHT!!
Elian...Elian...ain't FReedom awful nice?!
Elian...Elian...Liberty is worth the Fight!!

Mudboy Slim

Elain deserves to live in FReedom...let his papa stay here!!

FReegards...MUD

1 Posted on 06/18/2000 07:32:15 PDT by Mudboy Slim

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-09   17:12:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#315. To: All (#314)


Old Joe Biden is just a prototypical DemocRATic
politician/weirdo/pervert/Marxist/PUNK-ASSED BITCH!!


Good Riddance!! Next, let's go into DeeCee and FIRE ALL DemRATZ...NOW!!!


All Dem Cuomos are lowlife SCUMBAGS, especialLEE Mario Cuomo, the Scumbag Marxist-in-Chief!!

Quite SincereLEE...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-10   16:01:29 ET  (6 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#316. To: Stephen D. MUDmonSKY, Martin MUDgee, JOE MUDmanSKI, MUD Burke (#120)

Buckle up, BOYZ, it's gonna be a wild ride...

"Black X"

"Bubba!!"
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Mother")

Whew...

Bubba...ain't it time you dropped the bong?!
Bubba...you should know the Left's just Wrong!!
Bubba...what'cha think? That Right ain't got no balls?!
Ohhhh...Ahhhh...FReepers gonna raze yer walls!!

Bubba...why'd you run for president?!
Bubba...where's yer shame and embarrassment?!
Bubba...you shall pay fer all yer crimes!!
Ohhhh...Ahhhhh...Justice's justa passion of mine!!

Hush now, Effete Lib'rals, don't you cry...
Mudboy's gonna make all DemRATS' nightmares come true...
FReepers gonna crush all of you Socialist Fools!!
Patriots gonna FReep you right here...FReedom shall ring!!
We shan't believe lies...that the Medyuh doth sing!!
Limbaugh's gonna keep trainin' RightWing to swarm!!
Ohhhh...Bill, Osama...Bill,
Ohh...Clinton, ya know Voters Gonna Oust RATZ This Fall!!

(hauntingly kewl guitar solo)

Country, do you think we've seen enough...Tyranny?!
Voters, don't you see Slick's dangerous...to the FRee?!
FReepers, Right must tear Left's GoldenBoy apart!!
Oohhhh...Aaahhh...McAuliffe is just the start!!
Hush now, Leftist Medyuh, why'd you LIE?!
Sheeple gonna find out all of the damage y'all do...
FReepers shall educate all Dem Ignorant Fools!!
Country's gonna wake up to Clinton's TREASON...
Bubba, we'll always find out just where you've been,
Mudboy's gonna keep FReepin' 'til Slick's in chains!!
Ooohhhh...Willie, Ooohhhh...Slick Willie,
Ooohhhh Clinton, yer only a Traitor to me!!

Bubba, fer yer Tyranny, boy, you shall fry!!

Mudboy Slim

BTW...Sic Semper Tyrannus...MUD

1 posted on 9/11/2002, 9:12:17 AM by Mudboy Slim

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-10   16:11:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#317. To: All (#315)


BIDENZ such a BOOB...and he is the Best the DemRATZ have to offer...LOL!!

BWAHAHAHAHA...

RATZ are a HOOT...except for when they are in Power...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-10   16:16:49 ET  (4 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#318. To: Paul Cruce, Landru, sultan88 (#316)

"Treason and High Crimes"
(To be sung to the Outlaws' "Green Grass and High Tides")

It's a place your children dream of, where great men once led the free...
Ol' Abe Lincoln, Ronald Reagan, Washington each graced the seat...
FDR, Kennedy, and Jefferson once served the office with pride!
But now we've got Slick Willie bangin' young interns...
Left-Wing tells us, "Let it slide..."

Well, Clinton's been a damned disgrace, spy stories all ring true...
If you say, "It's all Okay!", what does that say 'bout you?!
Med'yuh refuses to ask tough questions, as though Slick were King.
But patriots cannot believe in Bill,
'Cuz Slick's sold his soul to Beijing!! Left declares...

"Treason and high crimes don't matter!"
Good DemocRATs fallin' from glory...
Still, Lib'rals say, "We adore you!"
Left's King's a freak...good folks abhor you-oouu!!

(Guitar Jammin')

Those who don't fight Evil find their souls have been sold cheap...
Numb poltroons can't see how Power has warped Ol' Slick Willie!
Crimes and Slime define Left's WHORE, they take up all his time.
We'll next CONVICT, then Slick will do his prison time...
Right'll force him there!!!

Treason and High Crimes will be proved...
Will DemonRATs follow Slick blindly?!
The Left-Wing says, "We adore you!"
Election's soon...voters will show you-oouu!
Yeah...the Right'll slaughter you-ou-ou-ouuu...!!!

(Mo' Guitar Jammin' to fade)

FReegards...MUD

3 posted on 9/11/2002, 9:21:55 AM by Mudboy Slim

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-10   16:21:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#319. To: All (#312)


BWAHAHAHA...Juicy Jussie Smollett sure got his Day of Reckoning Today!!
Whatta FREAK!!

I KNOW THAT SONG...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-10   16:30:20 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#320. To: Landru, sultan88, ForGod'sSake, EdZep, dead, Snow Bunny, PhiKapMom, OldFriend, Happygal (#318)

"Right Side of the Tunes"
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Brain Damage/Eclipse")

Sex Lunatic EX-President...a Miscreant EX-President...
Those phone sex games and semen stains can't stand!
Got to make Bill Clinton feel our Wrath!!

Young intern kneels in Bill's Hall...EX-President is lookin' small...
The Networks know their Vile Creation's just a Whore...
But every day, they enable Slick still more!

But soon their dam'll break open...many Libs'll be ruined...
While GOOD Leaders rule upon the Hill.
And when the Left implodes...the World will start anew...
I'll see you on the Right Side of the Tunes!

EX-President has lost his head...Slick's debauchery we can't accept!
We'll raise a Cain, we'll force "The Change"...
We'll rearrange those Lib'ral's brains!!
We'll storm the doors...Bill's got no files on me!
Clinton shall die in chains...he shant go free!!!

So, if your heart hurts, you can't trust your own ears...
You sing out but no one seems to hear!
Those DemonRATS promote Slick's lifestyle...RAT Party LIES in ruins!
Please join me on the Right side of the Tunes...

[Eclipse]

Slick lies so much...Slick lies with ease...
It leaves a bad taste...Monica kneels...
She was in love...while Bill masturbates...
Slick's rosie palm...fraudulently raised!

To all you Libs...it ain't a big deal...
All DemRATZ lie, beg, borrow and steal!!!

Left can't create...Left just destroys...
Socialist fools...they'll learn someday.
The Leftist Elites...are totally Effete!
Come join the Right...we're winning the fight!
We'll devolve Power...Bureaucracies GONE...
All this will come...with Liberty under man's Law...yes, it's true!
The Lib'ral Lie exposed by our Tunes...

Mudboy Slim

"Wonderful things are about to happen..."
(2001: A Space Odyssey)

1 Posted on 07/14/1999 00:25:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-10   16:37:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#321. To: All (#319)


Anybody who still admits to voting for KreepyJoe Biden should be tested weekly for drug use becuz they gotta be on something!!

All DemRATZ LOATHE God...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-10   16:42:33 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#322. To: Cyber-Band, holdonnow, Jeff Head, Dukie, Tinman, poet, Landru, M. Thatcher, BADJOE, backhoe (#320)

"Lib'rals!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Some Girls")

Lib'rals steal yer money...
Lib'rals sell their souls!!
Lib'rals just crave Power...
O'er lives that ain't their own!!
Lib'rals love their "Programs"...
Lib'rals ride yer backs...
Lib'rals, we give all our bread to...
We won't ever git it back!!

Lib'rals they loathe Liberty...
DemRATS just Love POWER...
Lib'rals hide behind children...
Each time they beg fer MORE!!

(little guitar jam)

So give'em all yer money...
Do Just What Yer Told!!
Ya take more'n half of what I own...
But it's me who's doin' the Chores!!

BigGuv'ment takes yer money...
Lib'rals Corrupt Yer Souls!!
Lib'rals tax the shirt off yer back...
And tell ya "You a selfish louse!!"

Lib'rals, they love JessieJay...
Sharpton, they're UncleToms!!
American Left wants everything in the World...
They're all TAKE and Never GIVE!!

Medyuh Whore'd...They're ALL Sissies...
I can't stand 'em on TeeVee no mo'!!
Sometimes I venture over to CNN fer just a look...
But I end up barfin' in the stall!!

White RATZ...they're pretty funny...
They think that 'Life's Soooo Sad!!'
Black Libs...they just wanna blame the damned Whites!!
Self-reliance, they can't Stand!!
Chi-Com Spies are so subtle...
They got BIDEN on his knees!!
But the Right knows 'bout what Left's cookin'...
They're all Enemies of the FREE!!
Give Libs all yer money...
Give Libs all yer Gold!!
Buy me a house outside the City...
I'll educate MY kids in my Home!!
Yeah...gonna help MUDZ HOOS come home...

Some girls are still pure...
Lib'rals Are Corrupt!!
Lib'rals love their Programs...
I only made love to her once!!
Gimme half yer money...
Gimme half yer cars...
Gimme half of everything...
I'll make you the world's Biggest star!!
Gimme all yer money...
Gimme all yer Gold!!

FReegards...MUD

90 posted on 9/14/2002, 2:53:15 AM by Mudboy Slim

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-10   16:51:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#323. To: All (#321) (Edited)


Why do all DemRATZ CRAVE Victimhood?!


King James SUX CHI-COM CAULK!!

Twitter and Facebook and Google are about to be REPLACED in the Market...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-10   16:56:21 ET  (4 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#324. To: All (#323)

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Talk about a PUNK-A$$ED BITCH....Don Lemon EATS CAULK, TOO...MUD

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-10   16:59:04 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#325. To: All (#324) (Edited)

Just a whole friggin' family of FREDOS, imho...MUD

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-10   17:03:31 ET  (3 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#326. To: A K A Stone (#325)

"The Ballads of Mudboy Slim"

Once upon a time, there was a magical Kingdom, where a God-fearing, industrious people flourished, enjoying their Lives, their Liberty, and their Pursuit of Happiness. These good people were empowered by their trust in a Government of Constitutionally-limited powers, the inherent goodness of their Democratically-chosen Leaders, and their belief that Justice and the Rule of Law ultimately triumphs over all. This Great Kingdom, led by the patriot Reagan, fought the Great Crusade against the evil, totalitarian Red Fiefdom accross the Sea, and were Victorious, inspiring other Peoples--longing for FReedom--to look upon the Kingdom as a Shining City on the Hill!

Until one day, a devious cabal of power-hungry men and womyn infiltrated the Kingdom, casting a wicked spell of Fear, Cynicism, and Doubt that steadily enslaved ever-increasing numbers of these good people in the shackles of Dependency and Entitlement. And the power of these despoilers of freedom--who called themselves Lib'rals--grew immense, as they wrested control of the Halls of Enlightenment, the Chroniclers of Information, the Ministry of Culture, and the gargantuan Bureaucracy of Regulators. As the Great Reagan and his many strong Knights returned from vanquishing the despots of the Red Fiefdom, they wearily attempted to resist this Vast, Left-Wing Conspiracy and the sinister tide of Pessimism that had permeated the Soul of their once-great Kingdom. However, Reagan had grown weak and ill from his heroic efforts, and the defenders of Liberty--who called themselves Conservatives--found themselves without a strong leader, and temporarily without direction. And the Sheeple were spell-bound and silent...

Into this breach strode the vile, boorish ruler, Slick Willie, a charlatan without a soul, devoid of character, and driven only by a shameless Lust for Power (and for young harlots to whom he was not betrothed). The Lib'rals hailed his tyrannical reign and excused his TREASONOUS crimes, as this self-styled "Effete Elite" secretly despised the Kingdom's granting of FReedom and Liberty to the peasant folk, for it empowered their subjects and undercut the Lib'rals' claim on Power. The corrupt Slick Willie--who came to be known as Billzabubba--sought to further the enslavement of the once-strong Sheeple by secretly colluding with the despots of a new, totalitarian Red Fiefdom accross the Sea, and conspired to increase his countrymen's dependence on the Omnipotent Diety of Guv'ment. Still, the Sheeple remained spell-bound and largely silent...

Until, gloriously, a wise man of Noble, yet Humble, descent--who came to be known as the Maja Rushi--arose from the masses, and spread accross the Kingdom his message of The Way Things Ought To Be. An heir to the optimism of Reagan, the Maja Rushi inspired millions to awake from their Mellow Apathy and strike out against the tyrannical rule of the Lib'rals and the reign of the evil Billzabubba. Still, most of the Sheeple remained spell-bound and largely silent...

Finally, a young balladeer--who came to be known as Mudboy Slim--joined the Great Crusade against Slick Willie! This young Patriot combined the optimism of Reagan with the wisdom of the Maja Rushi. Mudboy vocalized many great folk songs that enlivened the Masses, causing the corrupt, Lib'ral spell to be broken and Billzabubba and his Lib'ral apologists to be vanquished from Power!!

Thus, there dawned a great new Libertarian Era of ever-shrinking governmental authority and an ever-expanding emphasis on Individual Liberty and Personal Responsibility. Herein are compiled but a few of those songs that have been passed down through the Ages, The Ballads of Mudboy Slim...

1 Posted on 07/27/1999 22:20:57 PDT by Mudboy Slim

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-10   17:07:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#327. To: All (#326)

Walter Williams' "Why America's Become Sissified!!"

"We've become a nation increasingly ruled by emotions and feelings -- in a word, feminized. Men and women have different psychological make- ups. Women tend to be more nurturing, sensitive and submissive. They demonstrate greater feelings of love and tend to exhibit grief to a greater extent than men. On the other hand, men tend to be more competitive, aggressive and hostile than women. Female characteristics are vital to a well-ordered society, for they exert a civilizing influence. I'd never want to live in a society where women didn't have a major role in the rearing of children and management of the household. However, sensitivity, nurturing and a capacity to exhibit grief are not the best characteristics for political leadership."

The DemonRATS and the RINOs are sissies...
We gotta split their wigs this November!!

FReegards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-10   17:12:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#328. To: MUDmonSKY and Friends.... (#322)

"Liberty!!"
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Let It Be")

When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom, let it be
And in my hour of darkness she is standing right in front of me
Speaking words of wisdom, let it be
Let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be
Whisper words of wisdom, let it be
And when the broken hearted people living in the world agree
There will be an answer, let it be
For though they may be parted, there is still a chance that they will see
There will be an answer, let it be
Let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be
There will be an answer, let it be
Let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be
Whisper words of wisdom, let it be
Let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be
Whisper words of wisdom, let it be, be
And when the night is cloudy there is still a light that shines on me
Shinin' until tomorrow, let it be
I wake up to the sound of music, Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom, let it be
And let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be
Whisper words of wisdom, let it be
And let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be
Whisper words of wisdom, let it be

Pre...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-10   17:18:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#329. To: Mudboy Slim (#305)

Defend yerself, Vinny

Stick it, you retarded psycho.

Vinny  posted on  2021-12-10   21:21:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#330. To: Vinny, A K A Stone, IbJensen, sneakypete, Badeye, war, meguro, ferret mike, Jhoffa_, Biff Tannen, Skip Intro (#329) (Edited)

Ad hominems is all you got, Vincent? Pathetic really...you still live in your mother's basement, don't you, you pathetic waste of human flesh...get a life, dude!!

"LINK to Wisdom!!"

FWIW...ALL DemRATZ B MOE-ronz and gutless weanies and worthless LEECHES UPON THE AMERICAN WAY OF LIFE...SCREW DemRATZ by DEFUNDING DEM RATZ!!

The House shall always hold the purse strings, and NastyNancyPelosi PlasticFace shall LIVE OUT HER LIFE in a Prison Cell to Pay for Her Swindling of the American TaxPayer...
Hell, let's get that BITCH for TREASON and give her the 3-GUN Salute THRU HER SKULL NastyNancy has earned with her SEDITIOUS anti-American behavior and legislation!!

CAPICHE, Vincent?!

You smell bad...you stink...you are crazy...blah blah blah, BITCH!!

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-11   11:19:27 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#331. To: Vinny (#329)

I say an Abrams/Oprah ticket or an Abrams/Whoopi ticket SHALL BE unbeatable come November 2024, eh Comrade Vinny?!

Or MAYbee we PUT Grandpa BERNIE!! at the HEAD of DemRATZ Marxist Dream Ticket?! Gotta BE creative, Vincent, you know NOBODY LIKES DemRATZ deeeze daaayze!!

MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-11   11:27:52 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#332. To: Vinny (#329)

Whoever VOTED for JoeBiden for POTUS needs to spend time in JAIL and/or the LOONEY BIN!!

Agreed, Vincent?!

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-11   11:29:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#333. To: All (#332) (Edited)

333...love that number...

"Black XI"

"Heck...Let's ROLLLL!!" (aka McAuliffe's MEAT!!)
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Rock and Roll")

It's been a long time since Right rock an' rolled.
It's been a long time since Right won the War!!
Ooh, help US get it back, help US get it back, help US get it back,
Mmmm-Patriots, let's whup Left's SCUM!!

It's been a long time, gotta show some spine, been too long...
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time!! Yes it has...

It's been a long time since Right whupped Left's SCUM!!
Right must reverse the Fears of Left's Blight, that's not love.
FReepers, Let's Act!! FReepers Must Act!! FReepers ATTACK!!
Mmmm-Nation, it needs Right's help!!
Whoah~ooh~oh ~whoah~ooh~ooh~hohh.

It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.

Ahhh-ahh~ahh ahh~ahh.

Hohhh, it seems so long since Truth beamed in the moonlight,
RAT Med'yuh cowers 'cuz Left KNOWS they ain't Right!!
Hahh-yeah! Holster your arms, holster your arms, holster your arms,
Mm- Nation, let yer VOTE help landslidin'. Let it!

It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.

Yeah~hey.
Yeah~ay~ay.
Yeah hey.
Yeah hey.

Ooh-yeah, ooh~ooh-yeah.
Ooh-yeah, ooh~ooh-yeah.
It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.

FReegards...MUD

1 posted on 10/16/2002, 11:50:03 PM by Mudboy Slim

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-11   11:29:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#334. To: All Juicy Lemon BUTT-brotherz.... (#326) (Edited)

AllegedLEE, Don LEMON and JuicyJussie Smell-IT are BUTT- brotherz...MUD

BTW...

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-11   11:56:49 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#335. To: All (#331)

It 'TWAS SURreal, I tell YOU...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-11   12:00:35 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#336. To: M. Thatcher, Reagan Man, Landru (#333)

"When the LeftWing Breaks!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "When the Levee Breaks...")

If it keeps on rainin', LeftWing's gonna break...
If Left keeps on whinin', LeftWing's gonna break!!
An' when the LeftWing breaks, RATS have no place to stay!!

Effete Ol' Lib'rals taught US to weep an' moan...yeh...
Elite Ol' Lefties taught US to weep an' moan...
Bush's got what it takes to make a long-time RAT change his vote!!
-ah~oh well, ah~oh well, ah~oh well-ah ooh-ooh.

RATS, don't it make ya feel bad when yer tryin'a find a Hero?!!
ALL DemRATZ have sunken SOOO low!!!
If yer comin' down South, we got no use fer you...
Best keep gettin' it on to Ol' Castro.
Ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah hey hey.

Cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do ya no good, no...
Slick...cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do you no good!!
'Cuz when Slick's stonewall breaks, Bubba'll git Dem BareArsedBlues!!
ah~ooh-hooh.

All last night, I FReeped all DemLefties...Left's Stoned-ahh,
Yep, that's Right, MUD sat on the levee an' crooned!!
A-thinkin' 'bout McAuliffe and Slick Willie's cellmates ahh-hah.

Ohh-oh-oh, ohh-oh-oh, ohh-oh-oh, hahhh.
Ahh-ah-ah, ahh-ah-ah, ahh-ah-ah, ahhh.
Hey! Oh!

We're rollin'...
We're rollin' to DeeCeeTown.
We're rollin' to DeeCeeTown.
Sorry, but I can't take you~ahhh.
Goin' down, we're goin' down now.
Goin' down, we're goin' down now.
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down,
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' do__wn.

Ahhh~oooh~ohh.
Slick's goin' down, Slick's goin' down now.
Left's goin' down, Left's goin' down now.
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down now.
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down-down-down-down-down
~oooh~ooh~ooh~ooh ooh~ooh~ooh.

Mudboy Slim

7 posted on 10/17/2002, 12:25:42 AM by Mudboy Slim

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-11   12:06:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#337. To: Vinny (#329)

Hey Vincent, is it TRUE that ALL Antifa members have Penis-Breath?!

Just asking for a GAY FRiend HOO is thinking about meeting some GAY Antifa CaulkSmokerz.

YOU KNOW SOME, right? Or YOU ARE ONE?! Even better, Penis-Breath...

Regardz...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-11   12:10:07 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#338. To: Cyber-Band, ArneFufkin, bayourod (#336)

"Link 2 Wisdom!!"

"So, there I was driving east thru Charlottesville yesterday, scratchin' my beard and wondering...
"How the heck is the Right gonna win the Culture War against the Vile, anti-American Leftist RAT Whore'd?!!"
When it struck me like a bolt of lightnin'...."

"Led Zeppelin IV...aka ZOSO!!"

FReegards...MUD

20 posted on 10/17/2002, 9:28:58 AM by Mudboy Slim

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-11   12:15:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#339. To: heavyd, CHIEF negotiator, Angelique (#336)

"Right's Battle Against Left's Whore'd!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "The Battle of Evermore")

The King of Lyin' smugly bows...
"Respect the Prez," we're told...
"Protests shall cease...Bill's all gone now...
Just leave Ol' Slick alone!!"

Has the Right lost its mind?!
DETHRONE RATZ WHOREZ!!
Lib'rals kill with great delight...
The Right must fight this War...
Folks, throw down the gauntlet now...
Rest not 'til JOEZ DETHRONED!!
Side-by-side, we'll FReep and fight...
Right shall win this Culture War!! Ohh-oh-ah-oahhhhh...

Hey...RATZ gotta wonder...
How far protectin' JOE they'll go!
Ain't waitin' fer some Righteous Republicans...
To stand up and "LET'S Impeach Left's HOSE!!"
The Wisdom of the Forefathers told...
"Preserve Equal Justice!!"
Imprison Slick 'cuz Law don't care...
'Tween knave or President...No nooooo!!
This Country is worth the fight...
Truth shall CONDEMN Left's Blight!!
Lib'rals enslave folks brown and black...
The Med'yuh feeds their dread...ohhhh...
Fear is the Lib'rals' Plight...
"Publik-skewl-ignorantized!!!"
This World is filled with Good and Bad...
How shall our children know?!
Ohh...now...ohh-oh-ohhh...

Orwell, yer book wuz WRONG...
Bold FReepers taught me so...
Fine time fer an uprise...
"LET'S IMPEACH RATZ CHI-COM HOSE!!"
The Pain of War cannot exceed...
Waco's burnt stench of Death!!
Our drums shall shake the Capitol halls...
Our guitars shall steal Slick's breath!!
Fight on...sing fer our Nation...Fight on...
VOTE RIGHT...the Left shall fall!!
No need for Fear...we'll set things Right...
Our Might'll transform the World!!
Dance with the FReepin' Right...
Sing 'til the mornin' lights!!
History looms...be Strong and Bold...
We'll bring True Justice back!!
Bring it back...

At last, Reagan'll be smilin'...
At Guv'ment small and nice.
We'll have caged The Butcher of Christians...
Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!
Ahhh...ee-eye-ohhhh...ahhh-ah-ahh...

Bring it back...LET'S IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT...
Bring it back...INDICT JOE...bring it back...then CONVICT...
>

Oh now...oh now...oh now...YES, NOW...oh now...oh now...oh now...
Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT...bring it back...
Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW ooh...
Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW SING IT!!
Sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it........

Mudboy Slim

26 October 2002...DeeCee Rally For Liberty and America's Troops...Washington, DC (Washington Monument)...
"Be there if you still think this Country's worth Fightin' Fer!!!"

FReegards...MUD

1 Posted on 09/01/2000 08:44:48 PDT by Mudboy Slim ("The Anti-Clinton!!")

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-11   12:27:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#340. To: All (#337)

STAY SAFE, everyONE...it's a JUNGLE out THERE, I hear...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-11   12:30:28 ET  (3 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#341. To: All Cyber-BandMemberz (#339)

"STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN"
(By Led Zeppelin)

There's a lady who's sure
All that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven.
When she gets there she knows
If the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for.
Ooh~ooh~ooh Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh.
And she's buying a stairway to heaven.

There's a sign on the wall
But she wants to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
In a tree by the brook
There's a songbird who sings
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven.

Oooh it makes me wonder.
Don't it make YOU wonder?!

There's a feelin' I get
When I look to the west
And my spirit is crying for leaving.
In my thoughts I have seen
Rings of smoke through the trees
And the voices of those who stand looking.

Oooh it makes me wonder.
Oooh it really makes me wonder.

And it's whispered that soon
If we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason.
And a new day will dawn
For those who stand long
And the forests will echo with laughter.

Oh~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh
Whoah~hooh~oh~ohh.

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
Don't be alarmed now
It's just a spring clean for the May queen.
Yes, there are two paths you can go by,
But in the long run
An' there's still time to change the road you're on.

And it makes me wonder.
Ahhh~ah-oh~hoh.

Your head is hummin' and it won't go
In case you don't know,
The piper's callin' you to join him,
Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow
And did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wi__~hahh~ah-ohh?

And as we wind on down the road
Our shadow's taller than our soul.
There walks a lady we all kno__w
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last.
When all are one and one is all-yeah
To be a rock and not to ro__ll.

And she's buying a stairway to heaven.

Great tune...don't MESS it UP...Mudboy Slim

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-11   12:38:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#342. To: All (#338)

WOOD bee FUN-knee if Knot 4 it BEEing 100% true!!

The Chi-Comz P'own the BIDENZ and the Klintonz and the Entire, DemonRATic Establishment!!

George Soros and Xi whatever-the-bitch's name is...they OWN DemRATZ SOULZ!!

RATZ R pathetic LOSERZ and can ONLY WIN by CHEATing...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-11   12:42:33 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#343. To: MOOshelle, MyBelle, ObamaHotMama, DOGkrap (#342)

Happy HOLYdaze, y'all...I'm gonna GEAUX smoke some GANJAH and chill OUT...MUD33

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-11   12:49:50 ET  (6 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#344. To: All (#343)

AOC not looking sooo HOT dese DAZE...LOL!!

Regards...MUDboy Zoso Slim

BTW...Happy Kwanzaa, you guyz!!

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-11   12:52:17 ET  (2 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#345. To: Vinny (#329)

"...retarded psycho..."

Tsk tsk tsk...whatever, Penis-Breath...smh@YOURidiocy.

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-14   15:10:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#346. To: All (#343)


Bwahahahahaha...well done...

So did I, Granny, SO DID...MUD!!

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-14   15:18:59 ET  (4 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#347. To: All BidenSupporterz...WHERE ARE YOU NOW??!!! (#342)

"Black XIV"

"Where's Yer Shame, Lib-uh-Rulls?!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "What's Your Name?")

Folks, It's Time To ROCK, RATS're noisey, I should know!!
We'll be yer FReedomWriters...
Dubyuh, lead US to the show
Right done made some plans for movin' US to the Right!!
So, find a Lib'ral dweeb
And I know Y'ALL Can Teach Her Right!!

(Chorus)
Where's yer shame, Lib-uh-rulls?!!
Where's RATZ shame?!!
Children you ain't, little girlz!!
Won't y'all act yer age?!!

Left Can Go to HELL!!
Lord, DemRATS are a mess!!
It seems that one of Slick's crew...
Hadta go and hadta CONFESS, oh yes!!
Well, the police said, "Slick Can't Rape Anymore!!"
What a shame
Won't you come and FReep, World...
And meet Ol' MUD the ClintonBane!!

Where's yer shame, Fascist Whore'd?!
Where's yer shame?!
Shootin' you straight, little girl?
Left's Hands're Bloody- Stained!!

(Chorus)
Why Must YOU Rape, WillieBoy?!
Why d'ya RAPE?!
Whuppin' you straight, SlickWillie...
Yer Just Mudboy's PREY!!!

(Guitar Jammin')

(Chorus)
Where's yer SHAME, Lib'uh-rulls?
Fer Viet Nam?!!
Lib'rals are FREAKS, don'tcha know?!
Voters, don't be lame!!

Gonna ROCK the NextAge...
Right, Git Ready to ROLL!!
We got Sick Tyrant Thugs to SMITE...
To do one more show, oh no
Gonna git Slick a PrisonHome...
Won't that be grand?!
When I come parole each year
We're Gonna FReep Slick Again...and AGAIN!!

POWER is RATZ Aim, Lib-uh-rulls...
Left, Show Shame!!
Confessin' is GREAT, mindless WHORE'd...
Ignorance ain't no shame!!!
Just Show Yer Shamed...by the Left!!
Show Yer Shame!!
Socialists HATE...LIBERTY!!
Don't YOU Join RATS' Shame!!

Black XIV FReegards...MUD

"P.S. Let's pick it up a notch, folks!!"

FReegards...MUD

1 posted on 1/25/2003, 10:39:43 AM by Mudboy Slim

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-14   15:32:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#348. To: All (#346)

Heh heh heh...Vice Emperor KamelToez!!

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-14   15:35:12 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#349. To: Mudboy Slim (#348)

A K A Stone  posted on  2021-12-15   7:34:49 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#350. To: A K A Stone, Fred Mertz, sneaky Pete, holdilocky, Badeye, BufordP, ironman, kristin, holdonnow (#349) (Edited)

Ouch!! Great one, Stone...DeeCee RATZ and RINOZ are testing just how much KRAP the America Sheeple are willing to take...and it is high time patriotic Americans STAND UP to the Effete Elite hoo are selling our great Nation to the Communist Chinese...MUD

BTW...Three FITTY!!

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-17   11:21:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#351. To: Mudboy Slim (#350)

Hey freak! Stop with the song parody clown show. That stopped being funny 20 years ago. And clean up your ping list. Most of them are dead or dying.

Vinny  posted on  2021-12-19   8:27:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#352. To: Vinny (#351)

Post something Vinny. Something important.

A K A Stone  posted on  2021-12-19   10:08:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#353. To: Vinny (#351)

A K A Stone  posted on  2021-12-19   10:13:40 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#354. To: A K A Stone (#352)

Vinny is a whiney Lib'ral disruptor and has nothing of interest to offer. He/she most likely lives in mommy's basement and this is their way of fighting for Social Justice...lol. As a brainless RAT-minion, her daily sustenance is 100% dependent upon Guvment largesse and she is desperate that her Marxist heroes are in the process of getting ROUTED!!

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-22   8:24:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#355. To: Vinny (#351)

Merry Christmas you EWE and YERS, my brainwashed Lefty "friend"...and please feel free to share your opinions on just how America has benefitted from your beloved Comrade-in-Chief Dear Leader Joey Biden and his traitorous family of Chi-Com Whorez and treasonous BASSturdz. It could be interesting to try and figure out why this guy got your vote...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-22   9:04:14 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#356. To: A K A Stone (#352) (Edited)

Were you just too STONEd to know any better?

Edit:. That was intended for Mr. Barbarino...

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-22   9:05:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#357. To: Mudboy Slim (#352)

Post something Vinny. Something important.

If I can get -MUD-'s voting history, I'll post that. That's important. I'm guessing he voted for every BUSH he could get his autistic hands on. CLOWNS like him have destroyed my country.

Vinny  posted on  2021-12-22   10:42:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#358. To: Vinny (#357)

Waaaahhh...post something POSITIVE about the Biden Administrationz performance to date...anything?!!

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-22   11:57:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#359. To: Vinny (#357)

"Black XXII"

"Right's Been Forgotten!!"
(To be sung to the Moody Blues' "Nights in White Satin")

Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend...
Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!

"Truth ain't what we're about"..."Clinton LIED before!!"
"Justice will ruin US...Right shan't care anymore!!"
Bless George Dub-YOOOOOO!!
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh-ohh....

Dubyuh's our Leader...he rules our Land...
"We're just feckless poltroons", MODS say, "George's OUR Man!!"

Some try to sell me...dreams of gracious Guv'ment!!
Bush, save our liberty...rule like Reagan did!!
Then, we'll love YOOOOO...
Yes, Right'll love YOOOOO...
We love George Dub-YOOOOO!!

(Mudboy kickin' it on Irish Whistle)

Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend...
Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!

Truth, it's got RightWing pissed...must even the score...
Justice and truth IS...Right shan't wait anymore!!
Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...
Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...

Please FReep..."The Gathering" Looms...
HardRight's Fate...we're Lib'rals' Doom!!
Embittered Sheeple...shall rise and repent...
The Lib'ral haze lifted...energy well-spent!!
Compassionate Dubyuh...wrestles 'gainst S.C.U.M.!!*
ModerateMan cries "Dubyuh, yer The One!!"
Bush Senior's the oak...the acorn, his son...
FReeper denizens, fight like yer young...
Bold-hearted George just rules fer Right!!
Remove Big guv'ment from our site...
Left is Dead...behold what's right!!
Next, we decide when to fight...
Or become a Colluder?!!

Mudboy Slim

BTW...RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

Justice is its own reward...MUD

1 posted on 11/4/2003, 10:05:05 AM by Mudboy Slim

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-22   12:07:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#360. To: pookie18 (#348)


ESPN SUX BALLZ!!

Pookies TOONS ROCK...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-22   12:10:40 ET  (3 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#361. To: Vinny, Flurry, Conspiracy Guy (#357)

Happy Holy Daze...even to the Marxist MORONZ amongst us...SantaMUD

"Sick and Tired"

I’m sick of being sick and tired,
Yes something has to give.
It could not be my lifestyle,
You know the way I live.
So if I say, “I’m sick and tired”,
Please take it with a grain.
I’m really only sick and tired,
Of folks without a brain.
The democrats, the lib’ral press,
The folks in Hollywood.
They really want to wreck this land,
These folks aren’t up to good.
Don’t vote for dems, they mean you harm,
Don’t buy the New York Times.
Don’t go to see the movie show,
Please don’t support these slimes.
You see they need your money to,
Continue their crusade.
Let’s cut them off and then we’ll see,
The idiot’s parade.
They’ll whine and squeal that we aren’t fair,
That we have censored speech.
No they can say what they will say,
But they aren’t out of reach.
The reach of Free America,
To say enough’s, enough.
They’ll find that down here on the ground,
Life can sure be tough.

Flurry (11/4/03)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-22   12:15:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#362. To: All (#360)


RESIGN NOW, EWE Traitorous Chi-Com WHORE!!

DemRATZ really are VILE, RACIST, IGNORANT MORONZ...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-22   12:22:28 ET  (4 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#363. To: Vinny, nolu_chan, Jethro Tull, meguro, ferret mike, war, Jhoffa_, sneakypete, Fred Mertz, Badeye, Landru, HappyGal, goldilucky, Deckard (#359)

"FWIW...The Righteous Shall Triumph!!"
(To be sung to Buffalo Springfield's "For What It's Worth")

There's somethin' happenin' here...
It ain't Right...Vile Left, they Rule by Fear!!
ATF men in a tank over there,
Slaughterin' kids whilst they knelt in prayer!!
It's high time we INDICT T-Mac...PUNK Dem's Clown!!
DNC Chairman...who killed Ron Brown?!!

There's bad men doin' Wrong...
They'll win The Fight, unless the Right is Strong!!
Bold people must speak OUR minds...
We're gettin' too much resistance from OUR side!!
It's time we ROUT Lib'rals, TRASH DemClowns!!
High time fer Justice to now Rebound!!

BIDEN feels he can't be beat...
Media Poltroons, they're Effete!!
Forgivin' wrongs, Press parrots JOEZ LIES!!
Most of them say, "JOE BIDENZ OUR GUY!!"
It's time we STOP DemRATZ...Stop DemClowns!!
Big Guv'ment's shakin' OUR Country down!!

Rev-o-lutions start slow...but Limbaugh's Legions shall grow!!
Evil Wins when the Good are afraid!!
Step outta line...the time's come fer Right to hold sway!!
We shall INDICT T-Mac...Stop Left's Clown!!
All ya good Patriots, come help us out!!
We gotta STOP BIDEN...Crush RATZ Crown!!
Ev'rybody help what's goin' down!!
We're gonna STOP Lib'rals...STOP DemClowns!!
Destroy Socialism...let's do it NOW!!

FReegards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-22   12:32:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#364. To: All (#362)


BWAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahaha...Willie.


SKANK-womyn...YIKES!!

Regards...MUD

BTW...I hereby PREDICT that 2022 is gonna be a kickass year!!

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-22   12:38:46 ET  (4 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#365. To: Admin Moderator, Sidebar Moderator, Southack, PhiKapMom, dead, diotima, Bob J, conservativemusician, BigMan (#363)

"Ain't Jokin'!!"
(To be sung to Steve Miller Band's "The Joker")

Dem sheeple call MUD a spaced-out boy.....yeah...
'Cuz I see a future that's Just.
Some FReepers call me Moe Reese...
'Cuz I seek the Imprisonment of S.C.U.M.**!!

Sheeple squawk, "Let Willie Be!!"
Say Right's tellin' you wrong, steerin' you wrong...
Well, don't you worry, Nation, don't worry...
Cause MUD's right here--fightin'--right here where he belongs!!

'Cuz MUD's a FReeper...MUD's a grinnin'...
Slick's a Felon...should be in prison...
We'll FReep Left's music 'gainst RATS' S.C.U.M.**!!

I ain't jokin'...Laws've been broken...
DemRATS' are misspoken...
Demand Justice fer Slick's TREASON!! Wooo Hooooo Wooo Hooo...!!

(CM and the BigMan workin' the guitars)

Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!

Folks, keep FReepin'...'gainst Bill Clinton!!
Slick's a Felon...must be imprisoned...
We'll sing MUD's music with Ol' Rush!!

I ain't jokin'...Truth's unspoken...
Slick's a Crim'nal Joker!!
Nation, REJECT RATS' Commie S.C.U.M.**!!

(Mo' funky guitar)

WOO HOOO WOOO HOOOO...!!
FReepers keep talking about Slick Willie...
'Cuz Ol' Slick did US all wrong-ong...
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry, Country!!
Cause MUD's right here...Slick's TOAST!!

Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!

BWAHAHA...MUD

756 posted on 12/26/2003, 1:27:24 AM by Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-22   12:46:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#366. To: All JoeLovers Out There... (#364)


"FEAR and LOATHING" is all DemRATZ have to Offer America these days...period.


Gotta LOOOVE IT!! ROFL!!


There is a 3rd JOE out there 2 B considered...

MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-22   12:53:00 ET  (4 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#367. To: Cyber-Band (#365)

"Keep OUR Votes to Ourselves!!"
(To be sung to the Georgia Satellites' "Keep Yer Hands to Yerself")

We gotta little change in the offin'...gonna fight fer the RightWing...
Gonna call you on the telephone, Dubyuh...fer the Right we shall sing!!
'Cuz each time Right votes, we get the same old thing...
Always mo' guv'ment, mo' spending, well, we shan't fergit our dreams!!
Now Dubyuh, now Congress, don't put our trust upon no shelf...
We say, "Don't feed US no lies...we'll keep our votes to ourselves!!"

Now, Dubyuh and the RINOs, why you wanna treat US this way?!
Bush, Right's still yers to employ...DemonRATS can't feel our pain!!
Righteous shall remake history...yer The Man of the Hour!!
Right says, "Slash spending, cut Guv'ment...if you wanna stay in Power!!"
Now Dubyuh, our Nation, don't put our trust upon no shelf...
Right says, "Don't feed US no lies...or we'll keep our votes to ourselves!!"

(ConservativeMusician workin' the axe!!...MUD on harp...)

C'mon, Dubyuh, let's go.........oh yeah!!

Ya see, Right wants it real bad and Left's about to give in...
Now's when we start a'talkin' 'bout less pork...make our Guv'ment more Slim!!
Right says, "Dubyuh, we'll support ya fer the rest of our lives!!"
We said, "Big Guv'ment's fer sissies...don't you make it yer life!!"
Now Dubyuh, now Congress, don't put our trust upon no shelf!!
Right said, "Don't feed US no lies...or we'll keep your votes to ourselves!!"

(CM jammin' BIG-TIME...........plus MUD on harp)

Hell, yeah...MUD

695 posted on 12/23/2003, 2:15:26 PM by Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-22   12:58:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#368. To: All (#366)


TRAITOR JOE is already a Lame Duck POTUS!!
Rumor is Ol' KamelToez will RESIGN, be replaced by the HildaBeast as VEEP...
Then PUTIN poisons TRAITOR JOE...
Making the HildaBeast the RAT Standard-Bearer in 2024, running 4 POTUS as an Incumbent..

Not entireLEE implausible, imho...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-22   13:07:33 ET  (6 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#369. To: Vinny, conservativemusician, FBD, sultan88, jla, skeeter, outerbanks, backhoe, Howlin, MurryMom (#367)

"Chi-Com Spies!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Lyin' Eyes")

Lib'ral Pols just seem so gawl-durned squirrelly...
SlickWillie's Whore'd says, "Trust the Commies' Bile!!"
Effete ol' men, will go now to the Jury...
They'll fess up and disgrace Left's Elite Style.
Late last night, most DemonRATS felt lonely...
Reckon every Dolt knows Clinton isn't Right!!
And it breaks MUD's heart to think RATS' love is only...
Given to Dem folks who stand fer Rape and Vice!!
So RATS tell Slick they must Vote NOW fer their Country...
To support their Nation that the Left's torn down...
But Slick knows where RATS're goin' as they're leavin'...
Left is headed for the FReepin' side of town!!

{start_of_chorus}
You can't hide yer ChiComSpies!!
Yes...Left's Vile and lost, passion-wise!!
I thought by now RATS'd realize...
There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!

On the other side of town, Mudboy is waitin'...
With fiery eyes and dreams no RAT shall steal!!
He types on through the night, anticipatin'...
'Cuz Slick makes MUD FReep away RATS' sleazy schpiel!!
Left rushes to Slick's arms, they'll fall together!!
MUD whispers that Bill's goin' to be tried!!
RATS swear that soon they'll be comin' back, emboldened...
MUD laughs away and sings "McAuliffe's FIRED!!"

RATS can't hide their ChiComSpies...
And Slick's guile is a thin disguise!!
I thought by now Left'd realize...
There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!

RATS, wake up and pour yerself a strong one...
You know now that Left's Stars just keep on LYIN'!!
Come Join the Right...We're gonna FReep the Wrong Ones!!
Slick's bed is made...we'll hang him fer his crimes!!
Left wonders how it ever got this crazy...
RATS think about the dreams they dreamed in school.
Did Left get tired or were RATS always crazy?!
They're so far gone, Left seems just like they're fools!!
My, oh my, RATS sure seem now like deranged things...
Press set it up so well, so carefully...
Ain't it funny how Left's new life didn't change things
Left's still the SocialistShills they've always been!!

RATS can't hide their ChiComSpies...
And Slick's guile is a thin disguise!!
I thought by now Left'd realize...
There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!

MudboySlim (GOP Tsunami +12hours)

325 posted on 11/06/2002 4:27 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-22   13:15:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#370. To: A K A Stone, sneakypete (#353)

Is Pete still with us? I know he had been dealing with some health concerns...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-22   14:44:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#371. To: Vinny (#357) (Edited)

The country is not destroyed, we just have too many braindead DemocRATZ temporarily in positions of power. Don't worry, though...2022 promises to be a year in which patriotic Americans STAND UP and rid ourselves of these moronic Marxist DemocRATic anti-American assholes in Congress, Then in 2024, the Trump Revolution will be back to Remake America Great YET Again!!!

Happy New Year, Lefty...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-23   3:07:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#372. To: Vinny (#357)

MUDZ Presidential Voting History to date...

Reagan..Bush (vs. Dukakis?)..Bush (vs. Slick Willie?)..Bobdole..Bush (vs Algore?)..Bush (vs. HanoiJawnKerry?)..Reagan (vs. McStain?)..Reagan (vs. Mitt "TheRINO" Romney?)..Trump..Trump.

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-23   3:48:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#373. To: Mudboy Slim (#372)

As I suspected, you're loaded with Bushes. And as such you tacitly supported NAFTA, GATT, WTO, war in Iraq and war in Afghanistan. You have ruined MY COUNTRY! Your double vote for Trump is your only redeeming grace and that isn't enough to not make me want to pick up a 2x4 and knock the autism out of you.

Vinny  posted on  2021-12-23   13:04:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#374. To: Vinny (#373) (Edited)

A K A Stone  posted on  2021-12-24   7:59:03 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#375. To: Vinny (#373) (Edited)

Spoken like a true Big Guvment-loving KlownPu$$y from yesteryear...ROFLMAO@EWE, you braindead RAT MOE-ron!!

Merry Christmas, idiot, but you need to go get a half-dozen of your little Lefty butt-buddies to give you a hand because so far you and your ILK are getting WhUpPeD!!

And why not eat a mint, Penis-Breath?

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-25   2:31:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#376. To: Vinny (#373)

Still waiting to hear you sing your Dear Leader Joey Bidenz praises...please tell US the Top 3 things TraitorJoe has accomplished in his first year as POTUS. EWE can due it, RAT-minion...just give it a shot before your mommy calls you up from the basement to go upstairs and see what Santa Claus brought EWE.

Merry Christmas, ewe punk-assed Marxist bitch...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-25   2:39:14 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#377. To: Mudboy Slim (#376)

This has been the worst Christmas ever and certainly the worst in recent history. I feel nothing of the season and everything that is normally connected with the holidays has been destroyed by people like you; shadow government media sock puppets. Your misdirection continues. Your pretend conservatism, and slavish connection to REPUBLICANS has given us a permanent bureaucratic State. YOU have caused me a non-COVID related loss of appetite, smell, taste. I continue to have my ability to smell bulls*it, especially when it is being thrown at me by YOU, in heaps and shovelfuls. YOUR inability to discern fact from fantasy coupled with a collapse of commonsense is why STONE toils in this land of failed forums.

Shame on EWE!

Vinny  posted on  2021-12-25   8:27:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#378. To: Vinny (#377)

Much better effort, Vinny, a decent, well- stated paragraph stating WHY little ol' MUD has scarred your world in some way. Perhaps there is hope for you yet.

But a couple things...you paint me as a BushBot becuz of my votes for Bushes in '88 '92 '00 & '04, but considering our alternatives were Dukakis, Slick Willie, Algore, and Kerry, I stand by my votes. But it was Bush II who drove me from Reagan conservative GOPer to registered Independent in 2005, when I finally got disgusted with the Pubbies controlling both houses of Congress and the Oval Office, but spending continued to spiral out of control. Sure, I don't vote for RATZ, but I loathe RINOZ every bit as much...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-26   5:37:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#379. To: Vinny, nolu_chan (#378)

Vinny...if you go way back, as you indicate, do you recall a poster named nolu_chan? Appeared to disagree with me on every single issue, but he laid out "reasoned" arguments and I tried to do my part stating my opposing views. Made for a more interesting thread than Autistic boy vs. PenisBreath, IMHO...MUD

Btw...sorry if this wasn't one of your better Holy Days, but I honestly think brighter days are ahead and perhaps 2022 will be a big improvement over 2021.

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-26   6:32:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#380. To: Badeye, conservativemusician, FBD, sultan88, jla, skeeter, outerbanks, backhoe, Howlin, MurryMom (#369)

"If the Democratic Party no longer has Hispanic and Black voters as electoral locks, it is left with a diminishing constituency of its most consistent members: single, college-educated white women, who dominated last year’s social media slacktivism and protests. It is possible that this liberal woman demographic would be able to hold enough sway to choose Democrat nominees for the foreseeable future. And yet, party bigwigs must understand that as offensive as much of the electorate considered Donald Trump, morphing into the party of “Karens” who are more concerned about your carbon footprint than keeping your community safe, likely will further alienate Hispanic and Black voters.

The coming “Second Great Awokening” not only threatens the fabric of America’s history and future, but also threatens to rip apart the Democratic Party coalition. Voters of all races who support public safety, economic opportunity and a dose of sanity in politics may find a home in the Republican Party. For many, such a choice will be natural. For others, it will be because the new Democratic Party simply left them behind."

"The party of 'Karens': The new Democratic Party alienates nonwhite voters!!"

The DemocRATic Party is in a Meltdown due to its slavish devotion to a Marxist future for America and the Planet...DemRATZ major problem is that Socialism/Marxism/Communism is a hugely unpopular FAILURE each and every time it is enacted!! The only folks who benefit from a Collectivist system are the EffeteElite tyrants and the perpetually LAZY and INCOMPETENT BOOBS who cannot fend for themselves (e.g. the RAT- minions). Everybody else is either ENSLAVED, INDOCTRINATED, IMPRISONED or si8mply DISAPPEARED!! WeThePeople KNOW this, even if the RAT-Media refuses to publish the Truth.

Therefore, the DemocRATic Party shall continue to flounder until it rids itself of the MARXIST MORONZ who presently dominate the RAT Party.

Regards and a very Happy New Year's to ALL...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-30   15:37:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#381. To: pookie18 (#380)


Brandon is an embarrassing FAILURE...and his term ain't even one year in yet.

Pookies TOONS ROCK...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-30   15:44:58 ET  (4 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#382. To: Vinny, stand watie, conservativemusician, Corin Stormhands, P8riot, AdSimp, iceskater, yankhater (#369)

"Black XXX"

"My FRiends!!"
(To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "My Friends")

My FRiends, I'm quite impressed...
Yer zeal's unquestioned!!
FReepin' excellence...
Uprise!! 'Cuz TRUTH is on our side!!
Reject Left's swill...you know I will!!

Hanoi John's got it rough...
Left's gettin' desperate!!
Willie's Prison-bound...
MUD wants...to give Slick many years...
Fer TREAS'NOUS Acts!!

I love all of you...
Who're Right and Bold!!
Fight hard, demanding TRUTH!!
RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!

My FRiends are FReedom-blessed...
Let's FReep the World!!
Ignore the LeftWing Press...
They forge...TRUTH, RATS wanna suppress!!
Left must confess!!

I love all of you...
HOO're Right and Bold!!
Fight hard...demanding TRUTH!!
RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!

Imagine...dream...export Liberty!!
Bein' FRee is "peace"!!
I hurt fer Lib-uhh-rulls...
'Cuz Left is DEAD!!
Each tyrant's bound to fall...
Muslims...yer trust is what we want...
As FRiends, we'll live!!

I love all of you...
HOO're Right and Bold!!
Life's hard...Demand the Truth!!
RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!

Mudboy Slim

Three years ago today, I posted the first Black thread, exactly one week after the Twin Towers and the Pentagon were ruthlessly attacked on 9/11/01!! Since that time, we have chronicled America's War on Terrorism, witnessing our winning two wars and liberating tens of millions of Afghans and Iraqis from despotic rule. Still, the War is far from over...the next step is defeating Hanoi John Kerry and the gutless girleymen who now dominate the DemonRAT Party!!

While 100% supportive of George W. Bush's performance as Commander- in-Chief, I've been far less enthralled by Dubyuh's outta control domestic spending binge, leading me to look into supporting either the Constitution or Libertarian candidate fer POTUS. While it's still a 3-person race fer my vote, I will say that the DemonRATS' horrific mud-slingin' and LIES has begun to tilt the playing field in the direction of supporting Dubyuh...all I want to see now is a little more acknowledgement that his Administration's first-term spending binge was a mistake and he'll get it under control in the second term!! That's certainly not too much to ask, is it?!

FReegards...MUD

1 posted on 9/18/2004, 11:35:05 PM by Mudboy Slim

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-30   15:54:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#383. To: All (#381)

USA!! USA!! USA!!

MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-30   15:58:49 ET  (4 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#384. To: All (#382)

"Big Guv'ment!!"
(To be sung to Steppenwolf's "The Pusher")

You know I pay way too much in tax...
Good Lord, (I) take nuthin' from the till!!
Folks, I never wanted nothin'...
FRom Dem Lib'rals like Bill!!
You know, I've seen a lot of Lib'rals walkin' 'round...
With HATRED in their eyes!!
'Cuz Big Guv'ment don't care...
Ah, if you live or if you die!!

God damn Big Guv'ment!!
God damns--I pray--Big Guv'ment!!
Right shall Devolve Power from Government!!

DemRATS are dealers...Big Guv'ment is a SHAM!!
Gotta whup ass on "The Man!!"
'Cuz folks, Dem Lib'rals they're all monsters...
Good God, Right's gotta make a stand!!
The hammer and the scickle (sp?) ain't the way!!
Folks, Left's sellin' you all their FReak dreams...
Ah, but Big Guv'ment takes all yer money...
Lord, we'll FReep Dems...we'll FReep fer Righteous Dreams!!

God damn...Big Guv'ment!!
God damns...God damns the Sosh'lists!!
Right musr RISE UP, God...smite down Big Guv'ment man!!

Well, now if I were the president of this land...
You know, I'd declare total war on Big Government!!
I'd cut back on our taxes...and I'd cut how much we spend!!
Yes I'd kill Left with my Bible and my FReepin' and my pen!!

God damn Big Guv'ment!!
God damn Big Guv'ment!!
I sing, "God damn, God damn Big Government!!"

FReegards...MUD (06/29/2004)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-30   16:03:42 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#385. To: All (#383)


TikTok is for MouthBreathing MORONZ...aka RATZ!!

Regards, All...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-30   16:08:07 ET  (4 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#386. To: Landru, jla, MeekOneGOP, Flora McDonald, GeorgeW23225, FBD, AuntB, cherry_bomb88, Coop (#382)

"Rally Fer Our Nation!!"
(To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "Californication")

JOE's a spy fer China...
Leftists' zeal's to smite FReeNations!!
Lib-uh-rulls love Sweden...
Dreams of Amsterdam libations...
Dem Lib'rals want Big Guv'ment dreams...
Right, Rally Fer Our Nation!!

The Beacon fer the world...
Pride of the western civilization...
We're warriors fightin' fer Peace!!
Unleash the wisdom derived via liberation!!
Left's oh so queer...RATS're HollyWeird!!
Folks, Rally Fer Our Nation!!

Dubyuh's surgin' very well...
November 3rd awaits US!!
Reject the Left's spin...help FReedom win...
'Tis Culture War we're waging!!

[Chorus:]
Airborne...uniform...
MUD's corps...just war...
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!

Kerry's [like] a girl...Hanoi Kerry, he destroyed...
Lied about his own conflagrations...
JohnnyBoy LIED...fer the Viet Cong side...
Genghis Khan's mis-information!!
Lied 'bout his bronze star...and three purple hearts...
John LIED to the whole Nation!!

TRUTH is what the Lib'rals most fear...
Should be shamed by their Michael Moore baseness!!
Limbaugh, you shall hear fer years...
Righteous songs on yer AM stations!!
Our liberties are here to stay...
We're FReepin' fer our Nation!!

Oooh-ahh-ooooh...oooh-ahh-ooooh...

RATS're stained...they chose their way...
Devolve Power to the States, men...
Everybody, we're due fer Right's righteous liberation!!

[Chorus:]
War-torn...Desert Storm...
Must win...fight sin...
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!

Corruption breeds 'cuz Dem Lib'rals WON'T know...
But good FReepers rulle this Nation!!
'Cuz God looks out fer those hearts so stout...
We're just another FReedom station!!
Come, righteous waves, Truth'll save the world...
FReep fer our Liberation!!

Dubyuh's surgin' very well...
November 3rd awaits US!!
Slick's takin' a rest...John's just a test...
'Tis Clinton's scalp MUD's craving!!

[Chorus:]
War-torn...Desert Storm...
Must win...fight sin...
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!

Mudboy Slim (09/15/2004)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-30   16:14:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#387. To: All (#385)


You are going to HELL, TraitorJoe!!

Quite SincereLEE...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-30   16:20:37 ET  (6 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#388. To: The Late, Great Sultan88, The Scourge of Yazid, FreeTheHostages, Diva Betsy Ross, Happygal, PhiKapMom, MoJo2001 (#386)

"Eve of Destruction!!"
(To be sung to Barry McGuire's "Eve Of Destruction")

Mideastern world...tyrants implodin'...
RATS dispairin'...Right's emboldened!!
Reject John Kerry's swill...be righteous voters...
Decry the need fer War...believe the SwiftVetBoaters...
'Cuz without soldiers fer FReedom, FReedom's verboten!!

Lib'rals tell me...
Over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!"...my FRiends...
Folks, I don't believe...we're on the Eve of Destruction!!

Join our righteous band, we're just dyin' to play...
Must reject RATS' fears...and FReepin's the way!!
When the Lib'rals are crushed...it's a true glory day!!
Gotta Country to save...put fascists in their graves!!
Lib'ral kooks astound ya, boy...TRUTH's bound to scare you, boy!!

Media tells me...
Over and over, "It's over, we're dead!!"...my FRiends...
Still, I won't believe...we're on the eve of destruction!!

Sure. Ol' MUD's so mad...at Left's belly-achin'...
RATS peddle Fear...Left's Power's fadin'...
Medyuh twists the Truth...monopoly is breakin'!!
Two blow-dried Senators...DemRATS must be quakin'!!
Dem marchers are stoned...virtue's been forsaken...
All humans expect...Righteous Liberation!!
Thw whole Lib'ral World...let's just eradicate it!!

Sosh'lists tell me...
Over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!", my FRiends...
Right, we can't believe...we're on the Eve of Destruction!!

Next, we'll liberate...people of Red China...
Ron Reagan showed US how...by whuppin' Commie Russia!!
Dem Lib'rals fear the whole human race...
Sosh'lism's been spurned...Guv'ment's been disgraced!!
Great devolution's come...cede Power to the States!!
Bureaucracy's tax-fed...Income Tax erased!!
Love yer next-door neighbor...and don't fergit to say Grace!!

RATS tell me...
Over and over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!"...my FRiends...
Folks now believe...Left's on the Eve of Extinction!!"
Mmmm, yes folks, Liberty...demands the Lib'rals' destruction!!

Mudboy Slim (09/02/2004)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-30   16:26:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#389. To: All (#388)

Betty White DEAD at 99...very funny lady, she shall be missed.

Rest In Peace to a grand ol' dame...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-31   17:01:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#390. To: All (#389) (Edited)

Happy New Year to all..my gut tells me 2022 is going to be a vast improvement over 2021, and as a conservative Virginia voter, 2021 turned out to be a remarkably GOOD Year...which can only mean 2022 has gotta B GREAT!!

RegardZ 2 ALL...MUD33

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-31   22:44:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#391. To: The Captain, TheKid, Darren Carr-Lott, KEYvonKaye (#40)

BTTT...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-01   14:20:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#392. To: Vinny (#377)

Krazy East Coast weather these days...spent half of the past two weeks wearing shorts and flip-flops, including yesterday. Now, they are predicting 3-7 inches of snow by lunch today....looking at almost a foot of snow hitting the counties just northwest of Richmond...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-03   5:05:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#393. To: Vinny (#377)

"Your heart is pure, and your mind clear, and your soul devout."
(Compliments of the Linux FortuneBuilderZ program.)

Good on all of YOU...MUD33

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-04   17:12:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#394. To: All (#392)

"...predicting 3-7 inches of snow by lunch today."

Got 3-4 inches, but it is the real heavy stuff that is barely melting as the temperature hovers in the mid-30s and is certain to refreeze tonight. Worst hazard, though, are the idiotic drivers who have no clue how to drive on snow-covered roads...I prefer to park it and walk wherever I can...and God help those poor souls left stranded on I-95 for OVER 24 hours now...a 48-mile stretch of cars in a standstill...madness.

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-04   17:17:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#395. To: KLT, dwbh, MurryMom, Cincinatus' Wife, mommadooo3, AuntB, seattlesue, classygreeneyedblonde, victoria delsoul (#120)

"Black IV"

"Muslims..."
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Angie")

Muslims...my FRiends...
When will yer Jihad disappear?!
Arabs...my bro's...
Help tell Dem zealots, "NEVER HERE!!"
With good Allah in their souls...
Saudi money...EVIL goals!!
Please explain why them folks died!!
But Muslims...my FRiends...
'Twas fer FReedom them Sheeple died!!

Allah...is innocent...yeah...
Koran's Right...put HATE aside!!
Muslims...we'll still love ya...
Lord Allah ain't fer gen-o-cide!!
All Left's dreams they were so close...
But they all went up in smoke!!
Let me whisper in yer ear,
"Osama...bin Laden...YOU SHALL JOIN ALLAH THIS YEAR!!!"

(Haunting keyboard solo)

So...daughters, gently sleep...
Fer yer futures, Right does FReep!!
Avenge bin Laden's shameless crimes!!
And my FRiends...FReepers, ain't no way I'll say "Goodbye!"

'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls...
And there's Honor in our goals!!
Fer yer FReedom we shall fight!!
'Cuz Muslims...FReepers love ya, Kabul...
Everywhere Left looks, they'll fear our Might!!
We won't let Lib'rals git their claws in you...
C'mon FReepers, join our fight!! Allah...Allah...ain't it good to be alive?!
Muslims...my FRiends...you can't say MUD never tried...

FReegards...MUD

BTW...MUD has often been described as having many desirable Jedi traits...LOL!!

3 Posted on 09/18/2001 08:44:26 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(Left's NO MATCH fer a Righteous Man with a Righteous Plan!!)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-04   17:28:14 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#396. To: All (#387)

ROFLMAO...MUD

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-04   17:32:46 ET  (4 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#397. To: KaptainKrab?!! (#396)

"The Ballads of Mudboy Slim"

Once upon a time, there was a Magical Kingdom, wherein a God-fearin', industrious People flourished, enjoying their Lives, their Liberty, and their Pursuit of Happiness. These good People were empowered by their Trust in a Guv'ment of Constitutionally-limited Powers, the inherent Goodness of their Democratically-chosen Leaders, and their belief that Justice and the Rule of Law triumphs over all. This Great Kingdom, led by the patriot Reagan, fought the Great Crusade against the evil, totalitarian Red Fiefdom accross the Sea, and were Victorious, inspiring other Sheeples--longing fer FReedom--to look upon the Kingdom as a Shining City on the Hill.

Until one day, a devious cabal of Power-hungry men and womyn infiltrated the Kingdom, casting a wicked spell of Fear, Cynicism, and Doubt that steadily enslaved ever-increasing numbers of these fine People in the Shackles of Dependency and Entitlement. And the Power of these Despoilers of FReedom--who called themselves Lib'rals--grew immense, as they wrested control of the Halls of Enlightenment, the Chroniclers of Information, the Ministry of Culture, and the gargantuan Bureaucracy of Regulators. As the Great Reagan and his many strong Knights returned from vanquishing the Despots of the Red Fiefdom, they wearily attempted to resist this Vast, LeftWing Conspiracy and the sinister Tide of Pessimism that had permeated the Soul of their once-great Kingdom. However, Reagan had grown weak and ill from his heroic efforts, and the Defenders of Liberty--who called themselves Conservatives--found themselves without a strong Leader, and temporarily without direction. And the Sheeple were spell-bound and silent...

Into this breach strode the vile, boorish ruler, Slick Willie...a charlatan without a Soul, devoid of Character, and driven only by a shameless Lust Fer Power (and fer Harlots to whom he was not Betrothed). The Lib'rals hailed his tyrannical reign and excused his treasonous crimes, as the self-styled "Effete Elite" secretly despised the Kingdom's granting of FReedom and Liberty to the peasant Sheeple, for by empowering their subjects, the Lib'rals tenuous claim on Power was undercut. The corrupt Slick Willie--who came to be known as Billzabubba the Cruel--sought to further the Enslavement of the once-strong People by not-so-secretly colluding with the Despots of a new, totalitarian Red Fiefdom accross the Sea, and conspired to increase his countrymen's dependence upon the Omnipotent Diety of Government. Still, the Sheeple remained spell-bound and largely silent...

Until, gloriously, a wise man of Noble, yet Humble, descent--who came to be known as the Maja Rushdie--arose from amongst the Masses, and spread accross the Kingdom his message of The Way Things Ought To Be!! An heir to the Optimism of Reagan, the Maja Rushdie inspired Millions to awake from their Mellow Apathy and strike out against the tyrannical rule of the Lib'rals and the reign of the EVIL BillzaBubba. Still, most of the Sheeple remained spell-bound and largely without harmony...

Finally, a young balladeer--who came to be known as Mudboy Slim--[and his Faithful sidekick, LoneGreenEyeshade] joined the Great Crusade against Slick Willie!! This Dashingly-Brash Patriot combined the optimism of Reagan with the Wisdom of the Maja Rushie, vocalizing many great folk songs that enlivened the Masses, causing the corrupt, Lib'ral spell to be broken and BillzaBubba and his Lib'ral Apologists to be Vanquished from Power...FOREVERMORE!!!!

Thus, there dawned a great new libertarian era of ever-shrinking Governmental Authority and ever-growing Individual Liberty and Personal Responsibility. Herein are compiled but a few of those songs that have been passed down through the Ages,

"The Ballads Of Mudboy Slim"

We're ALL SuperHeroes When We Choose To Be...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-04   17:35:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#398. To: Victoria Delsoul (#395)

"Right's Winning"
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Nightswimming")

Fight Tyranny...Bold Warriors of the Right!!

We must ignore the Media Whore'd, they sold out long ago...
Spins the Truth backwards so the Sheeple doze.
Clinton, he ain't Right...to Tyrants, Liberty's a curse!
Nation needs The Right to lead her...we'll SLAUGHTER Hatred first...
That's our solemn pledge! Slick's goons must feel our might!!

Right's Winning...the Truth will come to light!!
Must make sure all the Sheeple understand.
We shan't let Traitors go...Bill Clinton must be caught!!
We'll avenge the Waco Slaughter...this Emperor, he's naked!
Bill's crimes won't go away...seek Justice ev'ryday!!
Right's winning...remember as we fight...
November's coming soon...Right's shooting for the moon!!

Slick, watch my dreams come true!!
Re-Impeached by Congress...convicted of Treason!!
Your vile style forever shunned...it's God's design...Right's Winning!!

Bill, your wife...berates you...Slick, we will soon judge...
Guilty of Vile Tyranny!! I sit here laughin' quietly...
MUD predicted this...Right's Winning!!

(Reprise)

Ignore the Left's protests...they love Slick 'cuz Left's ALL VILE!
Right's winning...come join the Noble Right...
Come join our Righteous Fight!!

FReegards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-04   17:39:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#399. To: All (#397)

LOL...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-04   17:40:36 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#400. To: All (#399)

Four Hunnerd...

Regards, All...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-04   17:57:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#401. To: Mudboy Slim (#400)

A K A Stone  posted on  2022-01-05   7:43:31 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#402. To: A K A Stone (#401) (Edited)

Rush Limbaugh used to quote his grandfather, also named Rush Limbaugh, who said, "Character is what is EXPOSED when you think no one is looking.". There is a distinct difference between those who believe there is a Higher Power versus those who are atheists or agnostics, and that difference is that Deists of every stripe BELIEVE there is ALWAYS someone watching, while the God-loathing RATZ are largely leeches, liars, thieves and no- account Scumbagz!!

IMHO...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-05   8:06:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#403. To: All (#402) (Edited)

Rush also repeatedly spoke about how Character is REVEALED in witnessing how people treat other folks who can do nothing to help them. All DeeCee RATZ and RINOZ are two-faced, back- stabbing, PowerWhorez who would gladly throw their RAT-minionz to the wolves if it would enrich them personally.

And for the record, the term "Essential DeeCee BureaucRAT" is an oxymoron...Very FEW non- Military Federal BureaucRATZ are the least bit ESSENTIAL to a functioning economy and/or Nation...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-05   9:11:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#404. To: All (#403)

DeeCee bureaucRATZ are overpaid, underworked, and largely detrimental to the Nation as a whole. RATZ are unaccountable paper-pushers and brown-nosers, and we can replace 80% of them with robots and computers. Then we can rehire DemRATZ as ditchdiggers and toll- takers, etc.

Fire ALL DemRATZ....MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-05   9:21:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#405. To: All (#399)

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-05   12:33:41 ET  (4 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#406. To: JessieLee (#400)

"Black V"

"Here Was A Man"
(To be spoken--Johnny Cash-like--over a lonely keyboard version of "Joy to the World")

"Here was a man...a man who was born in a small village, the son of a peasant woman. He grew up in another small village. Until He reached the age of thirty, He worked as a carpenter; then, for three years, He was a travelling minister. But He never travelled more than two hundred miles from where He was born, and where He did go, He usually walked. He never held political office, He never wrote a book, He never bought a home, He never had a family, He never went to college, and He never set foot inside a big city, yet...here was a man.

Here was a man...though He never did one of those things that you usually associate with greatness, He had no credentials but Himself. He had nothing to do with this World, except through the Divine Purpose that brought Him to this World.

While He was still a young man, the Tide of Popular Opinion turned against Him. Most of His FRiends ran away...one of them denied Him, one of them betrayed Him and turned Him over to his Enemies. Then, He went through the mockery of a Trial and was nailed to a Roman Cross between two thieves. And even while He was dying, His executioners gambled for the only piece of property He had in this World, and that was His robe, His Purple Robe. When He was dead, He was taken down from the cross and laid in a borrowed grave, provided by a compassionate FRiend.

More than Nineteen Centuries have come and gone, and today He's the Centerpiece of the Human Race, Our Leader, and the Column to Human Destiny. And I think I'm well within the mark when I say that All of the Armies that Ever Marched, All of the Navies that Ever Sailed, All of the Legislative Bodies that Ever Sat, and All of the Kings that Ever Reigned...All of Them Put Together have not affected the Life of Man on this Earth so Powerfully as that One Solitary Life...

Here was a man."

My six-year-old daughter and I were driving along yesterday, listening to our new Christmas CD we had just picked up from Staples Office Supply, when this "song" came on and we both stopped chatting and listened intently. I explained--halfway through--that Mr. Cash was talking about Jesus. Then, after the song was over, JessieLee looked up at me and said, "Daddy, why didn't Jesus have a family?" Temporarily shocked by her natural inquisitiveness, I mumbled a silly answer about not meeting the right mommy, but the question has been on my mind ever since. So, Jessica, here's the answer Daddy meant to say, "Jesus never had a family because All of Us are His Family, All of Us are His Brothers and Sisters, All of Us are His Children!!"

Whether you celebrate Christmas, Hannukah, Kwanzaa, Ramadan or not...
Happy Holy Days to Each and Every One of You Wonderful Patriots...
You have become MY extended family!!

Cheerfully Humble FReegards...MUD

1 posted on 12/3/2001, 4:46:05 AM by Mudboy Slim
(Justice@in't.NEGOTIABLE!!!)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-05   12:43:27 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#407. To: All (#405)

The NastySkank HildaBeest Cheerleading Squad...lol!!

Word...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-05   12:52:00 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#408. To: Dr. MondreMo, JazzyJosh, DiscoDave, BigMan, Fingers, Skeeter, JayMo, LittleBill, Steve Dallas, MUDmonSKY (#406)

"Let US Be!!"
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Let It Be")

Country finds ourselves in times of trouble,
Guvment forces threaten me.
Pleading words of wisdom, "Let US Be!!"
And in this hour of darkness...
We are standing up 'gainst Tyranny,
Singing words of wisdom, "Let US Be!!"
Let US Be...Let US Be...Let US Be...Let US Be...
Founders words of wisdom, "Let folks BE!!"

God know the patriotic people...
Living in the World agree...
"Freedom is The Answer...Let US Be!!"
For though Left seems retarded,
There is still a chance some RATZ will see...
Freedom is the Answer...Let US Be!!
Let US Be...Let US Be...Let US Be...Let US Be...
Freedom is the Answer..."LIBERTY!!"

Let US Be...Let US Be...Let US Be...Let US Be...
Reagan's Word of Wisdom..."LIBERTY!!"

Let US Be...Let US Be...Let US Be...Let US Be...
Limbaugh's Word of Wisdom..."LIBERTY!!"

Folks, when the Right is doubted...
TRUTH is still the Light that guids the Free!!
Shine on through tomorrow...Let US Be!!
Right, wake up to Left's Power-Abusing...
Guvment tyrants KILL the Meek!!
Singing words of Wisdom...Let US Be!!
Let US Be...Let US Be...Let US Be...Let US Be...
Jesus' Word of Wisdom..."LIBERTY!!"
Let US Be...Let US Be...Let US Be...Let US Be...
Good Lord's Word of Wisdom..."LIBERTY!!"

Mudboy Slim (31 December 2021)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-05   13:16:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#409. To: All (#407)


Nasty Marxist SKANK!!

ZackLEE...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-05   13:26:17 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#410. To: Cyber-Band, FallGuy, Snow Bunny, Landru, Black Jade, KLT, goldilucky, dead, EdZep, Angelwood (#408)

"Money Ain't Nuthin'"
(To be sung to Dire Straits' "Money For Nothing")

I love the E-I-B...

Now look at Rush Limbaugh, that's the way to do it...
Hosts a talkshow trashin' Hypocrisy.
Rush ain't working, tells the Left to screw it...
Beholden to no one...spoutin' philosophy!
No, Rush ain't workin', that's the way you do it...
Lemme tell ya, Ol' Rush ain't dumb...
Ceegah danglin' from nicotine-stained fingers...
Gonna help exposin' Lib'ral Scum!!

Rush's show ain't no Oprah-style "love-in"...
Got us brain-washed from noon-to-three-ee-ee!
You choose the issue, and we'll debate it...
We learn the Truth from the E-I-B!!

Oww!...Groovy Croonin'...hunh!...

See that Peter Jennings with the blowdry and the makeup...
Tom Brokaw's vacuous stare...
That Lib'ral Rather's got his own jet airplane...
Those IDIOTS...they're all millionaires!!

We gotta expose Guv'ment corruption...
Gotta defend our Libertie-ie-ies!
We're talkin' TREASON...the Left, they hate us...
Won't trust the news from Network TeeVee!!

Lookatdat, lookatdat...
Right's gotta learn to fight like Dem-Whores...
Right's gotta yearn to crush Dem-Bums!
Wake up, you Sheeple!! Big Guv'ment's threatnin' all your Liberties...
Man, that Slick's just pond scum!!
But Limbaugh's out there...what's that?! Chain-sawin' noises?!
Carvin' up those Lib'rals...it's brain surgery!
Folks, it's workin'...tell the Left to screw it!!
Robs YOUR money for Guv'ment...sells Nukes to Beijing!

They're Lib'rals all...reject Media Bias...
Left-Wing bitchin', "Big Guv'ment, save me-e-ee!"
We gotta oust those meek commentators...
We gotta IGNORE our State-run TeeVee!! Lord!

Owww...listen here!
Big Guv'ment ain't workin'...corruption runs all thru it...
It's time we devolved Power outta DeeCee!!
Folks, it's workin'...next election's gonna do it.
Right-Wing holds Congress...retakes the Prez'dency!!
Money ain't nuthin'...without Liberty!
I said, money ain't nuthin'...if your kids ain't free!

Algore's a...Socialist!
I want my...I need my...I love my Lib-er-ty!!

(Chorus...to fade)

Quite Sincerely--MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-05   13:33:45 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#411. To: All (#409)


CNN = Communist News Network


Farewell, Brandon!!

RATZ B SCREWED in November 2022...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-05   13:38:41 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#412. To: Cyber-Band, Landru, Snow Bunny, KLT, Victoria Delsoul, backhoe, stand watie, Taxman (#410)

"Show Yer Rage!!"
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "Turn the Page")

He's all wrong, this loathsome liar, The Beast From Arkansas...
Can you condone Ol' Slick's intern moanin'...humpin' Bill's four-inch Ceegah?!
Can you ignore how he treats women...
Or the girls Willie's Lust destroyed?!
Folks, your thoughts must soon be wondering...the way mine always do...
"Why'd we give Slick so much Power...when he's such a gawl-durned fool?"
Now you know why folks missed Reagan...
I'm just glad Clinton's term is through...mmmmmm...

See, here's the scam...crimes been bold, my FRiends...
More than a Man...humpin' his page...
He must go!! CONVICT Slick, my FRiends...
Must be BOLD...Left'll feel our RAGE!

Well, the Lib'rals are so arrogant...Left's got no Moral Code!
Still, they spew their lies and "spin you"...
As if you just got off the Boat!
You pretend the Press don't bother you...
But you just want to explode...!!!
Most times you can't hear 'em talk...other times you can...
All the same ol' cliches..."Radical Christian"..."Righteous Man".
But, you always seem outnumbered...Right don't dare make a stand.

Here's The Plan, get control again...
Fight da Man, show'em your Rage...
LEFT MUST KNOW!! JAIL their WHORE, my FRiends...
When we're BOLD, we'll turn the page...

Out there on your jobsites...you think ev'rything's "Okay"...
While bit by bit your Liberties...are slowly sucked away!
As the cash flows from your wallet...you stay just beneath the fray.
Later in the evening, as you lie awake in bed...
With the echoes of EX-Prez'dent's lies...ringin' in your head...
How you try, but you just can't forget...
All your forefathers who bled...
They bled for you...we didn't want a King...
We've got laws...put Slick in a Cage!!
Left don't know...how to feel our pain!
When we VOTE, they'll know our rage!!
Ah, there Slick is...in the News again...
DemocRATS, where's YOUR outrage?!
SLICK MUST GO!! Right's in charge again!!
There Slick goes...Where? Think I know-ow!

FReegards...MUD (circa 1999)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-05   13:46:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#413. To: All (#411)


Many Democrats shall join the "Impeach Biden!!" campaign...

MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-05   13:51:05 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#414. To: stand watie, BufordP, kristinn, ironman, Clinton's a Liar, holdonnow, M. Thatcher, goldilucky, sneakypete, Fred Mertz, buckeroo (#412)

"This Blessed Ground"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "My Hometown")

I was six years old, American flag in my hand...
Dockside, watched that ship return my Pa from Viet Nam.
Ma cried, then laughed, 'cuz he'd made it through it...
We cheered as Dad's feet touched ground...
He tousled my hair, said, "Son, take a good look around...
This here's Blessed Ground, and it's your home now,
Do your Country proud, this is your hometown!"

Back in Ninety-Five, Prez'dent's tellin' lies and breakin' rules!
Political fights between The Wrong and The Right...
Networks treat us like we're fools.
As Justice obstructs, Clinton passes the buck,
While sellin' secrets to Commie scum...
Algore grasps their illegal cash, sordid times had come...
To our Country...Won't you see? Liberty, it ain't free!!

Now White House's stonewallin' Congress, showin' no remorse...
Seems like there ain't nobody values Character no more.
Still, we're closin' in to prove Slick's guilt, while Elitists fret...
FReepers say, "These Bums're already TOAST, they just don't know it YET!!"
It's our turn now, let's show 'em how...
To devolve Power, to your hometown.

So, Right, don't delay, seize the day, condemn Bill's Tyranny!
Forcin' out these crooks, it's OUR Destiny!
I'm Thirty-Five, got two kids of my own now...
Last night, set 'em up o'erlookin' the Sea..
I said, "Kids, take a good look around...this here's Blessed Ground!"

Mudboy Slim

--------------------------------------------------

Please pardon the vanity; however, with two young children, my wife and I don't get to the movies much anymore and I'm just getting around to watching "Saving Private Ryan." I must say, while I can't stand Spielberg's politics, he does tell one Hell of a story. As coincidence would have it, we rented this movie on Memorial Day weekend, and I was floored by the sacrifice our forefathers made in the fight against Tyranny and Injustice. My hat is off to all those Freepers out there who have fought in defense of our Country and our Liberty, as well as those who have lost loved ones in the line of duty. To quote Abraham Lincoln, "I pray that our Heavenly Father may assuage the anguish of your bereavement, and leave you only the cherished memory of the loved and lost, and the solemn pride that must be yours to have laid so costly a sacrifice on the Altar of Freedom."

And to those of you who are losing heart in our ongoing battle against Tyranny and Injustice in our own Country, please remember the sacrifices our predecessors made...and realize that Bill Clinton is no match for the progeny of our honored forebears.

MUD

Posted by: Mudboy Slim (fight4justice)
1 05/28/1999 22:36:48 PDT

Seems like yesterday, my FRiends...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-05   13:57:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#415. To: All (#413)

"Right is Gonna Swarm"
(To be sung to the Doors' "Riders on the Storm")

Riders on the Storm...Right-Wing's gotta Swarm...
Trash ex-White House with scorn...Ol' Slick has been forewarned...
Slick's a dawg without a soul, that Traitor'll be dethroned...
Right is gonna Swarm...

Slick's "The Killer of Waco"...Butch Reno's nuthin' but his 'HO'...
Heed not what the Med'yuh say...Truth'll win the day!
If we let this Tyrant slide, our Freedoms they will die...
Will ya help me, folks?!...yeaaahhhh...

(Kewl Guitar Jammin')

Folks, we gotta fight Clinton...folks, we gotta take Slick down...
Heed my merry band...make Slick understand...
The World on you depends...fer Slick to meet his end...
Gotta fight Clinton...yeaaahhhh...

(Keyboard/Guitar Jammin')

Right is gonna Swarm...the Vile should be forewarned...
It's our White House Slick's scorned...in Jail, Slick will be thrown...
Just a Rapist and his drones, the Lib'rals sold their souls...
Right is gonna swarm...

Right-Wing's gonna swarm...Right-Wing's gonna swarm...
MUD's views shall be the norm...Sheeple'll know Slick's harm...

FReegards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-05   14:01:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#416. To: Cyber-Band, M Kehoe, jla, Twodees, Coop, hchutch, LiberteeBell, sultan88, ChaseR, Black Jade (#120)

"Coward of the Country"
(To be sung to Kenny Rogers' "Coward of the County")

Ev'ryone considered Slick the Coward of the Country.
He'd never stood one single time to prove them FReepers wrong.
His mama named him Billie, most folks just called Slick "Yella!!"
But something always told me they were reading Billie wrong.

Slick was only ten years old when his daddy whupped his mama.
Bill looked on laughin' 'cause he hated all women.
I still recall the final words Slick's mama said to Mudboy:
"MUD, my life is over, but yers shall thwart my son!!"

Promise me, MUD, not to do the things I've done.
Fend away all trouble, if you can.
It won't mean you're meek if you turn the other cheek.
I hope you're old enough to understand:
Slim, Slick YOU'll have to fight to be The Man."

This Country's for ev'ryone...and Mudboy loves this Country.
When we're armed, we shouldn't have to prove who's more the man.
One day while MUD was workin'...that Clinton boy KILLED CHILDREN!!
Slick took turns at ladies....There was Scores of THEM!!!

Mudboy opened up his eyes and saw his Country reelin'.
The spunked dress, the Clinton spooks were more than he could stand.
He reached above the fireplace and took down grand-daddy's picture.
As his tears fell on grandpappy's face, MUD heard these words again:
"Promise me, MUD, not to do the things I've done.
Counteract Left's trouble when you can.
Folks don't pay fer "MEEK"...Make DemLeftists Turn Their Cheeks!!
I hope you're old enough to be a man...
MUD, you best learn to fight if yer a man."

Dem SlickButtBoys just laughed at MUD when he walked into the barroom.
Whorealdo got up and met Slim halfway 'cross the floor.
When Mudboy turned around they said, "Hey look! Ol' Mudboy's FReepin'."
But you coulda heard a pin drop when Mudboy stopped and whupped DemWhores!!!

Forty years of Stalin was bottled up inside'em.
We wasn't holdin' nothin' back; we had ourselves a ball.
When Mudboy left the barroom not a Clinton 'Ho was standin'.
MUD said, "This one's fer Waco!!" as he watched each Lib'ral fall.
And I heard him say,

"I promised you, Dad, not to do the things you done.
I walk away from trouble when I can.
Now please don't think I'm weak, I didn't turn the other cheek,
Good Papa, I sure hope you understand:
Hell, Yeah!! I'm gonna fight 'cuz I'm a man!!"

Ev'ryone considered Slick the Coward of the Country.

FReegards...MUD

214 posted on 12/13/2001, 11:03:35 PM by Mudboy Slim

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-05   14:12:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#417. To: All (#413)

I like Dana Lash, but I still miss Rush Limbaugh...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-05   14:17:58 ET  (6 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#418. To: Snow Bunny, Billie, amom, Victoria Delsoul, PhiKapMom, AuntB, Irma, Mia T, Mercuria, YaYa123 (#0)

"Slick Willie's Final Scene"
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "The Famous Final Scene")

Watch the Leftist's bridges burn...
Yes, Bill's TREASON, it must end!!!
Politicians rise and fall...
Clinton's spies shall fall, my FRiends!!
Ev'ry fool must face his End...
Like the Prez'dent and DemWhores!!
Lib'rals, no it's not a dream...
Folks, MUD's viewpoint's not extreme...
It's Slick Willie's Final Scene!

[To Slick Willie hisse'f]
Slick, how you tried to make it work...
Did you really think it could?
How you LIED to make it last...
Did you really think it would?
DemocRATS, Left's stayed too long...
Now it's finally time Slick bleeds.
Boy, it's finally time you leave!
BOYYYY, you know just what I mean...
It's Slick's RE-Impeachment Scene!!

Right's been on your case so lo-o-ong...
Lib'rals put on quite a sho-o-ow.
Their Socialist Values are reviled...
Right-Wing knew that long ago!
Now the Medyuh's all upset...
And Slick's lies are getting old...
Next election'll soon be here...
And Slick's Adversaries VO-O-OTE!!!

Nixon's ghost has been revived...
And Slick knows it in his heart!!
Next, the polls fall through the floor.
When Bill's gone, the healing starts.
As Slick Willie hits the road,[must update]
Bill looks different...looks deranged...
Flying from his gilded cage![must update]
Now the Right takes center screen...
It's the Lib'ral's Final Scene!!!

Mudboy Slim

----------------------------------------------
This is the song I want Rush Limbaugh to play on the not-too-distant day Slick Willie RESIGNS from office and departs--to destinations unknown-- for the last time aboard Air Force One!! Wave bye-bye, Billy Jeff, you scum-suckin', Chi-Com-aidin'n'abettin', child-slaughterin', civilian- bombin', Juanita-rapin', Power-Abusin', TREAS'NOUS MURDERIN' LYIN' SOCIOPATH!!! You best be gittin' your butt on down the road...NOW!!

1 Posted on 08/30/1999 20:52:08 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(The.bane.of.Lib'r@ls.existence)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-05   14:27:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#419. To: Mudboy Slim (#418)

A K A Stone  posted on  2022-01-06   9:35:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#420. To: A K A Stone (#419)

"More MUD!!"

"SlickWillie's RightHand!!"
(To be sung to the Highwaymen's "The Devil's Right Hand")

About the time MUDZ daddy left to fight in VietNam...
I hear that Bill Clinton ran away like a girl...
Ran away like a girl, with his girley-man squeeeeeal...
Thought Slick was the punkest wimp WhiteHouse's ever seen!!

So I asked if I could whup Slick someday when I grew up...
Limbaugh dropped ten dozen hints...MUD really knew Rush!!
MUD often heard Rush...and MUD strove to understand...
Limbaugh said McAwful is SlickWillie's RightHand!!

Chorus:
SlickWillie's RightHand...Bill Clinton's MainMan...
Mudboy sang, "McAuliffe is SlickWillie's RightHand!!"

MUD whupped his first Lib'rals 'cuz DemLefties're all Dolts!!
McAwful acts frightnin' but he knows he's mighty slow...
RAT PUNK's mighty slow and soon he found out...
Slick can get you into trouble, then he won't help you out!!

So then I went and taught Slick's PUNK how Slick Willie LIES!!
Slick's the Stainmaker, but RATS never knew why...
RAT Chairman did DIE, Terry didn't understand...
'Cuz Ron Brown said, "Bill Clinton is the Devil's Right Hand!!"

The devil's right hand, Bill Clinton's right hand...
Mudboy said RAT Punkster is SlickWillie's RightHand!!
SlickWillie's RightHand, RAT RAPIST's MainMan...
Mudboy sings, "McAuliffe is SlickWillie's BoyFriend!!"

(Mudboy on harp)

Well, MUD joined JimRob's Band and they went to town!!
Caught the Lib'rals cheatin'...Patriots, hunt the dawgs down!!
Walk Dem PUNKS down...help RATS' Punk fall...
Terry punched at Mudboy, then Ol' MUD had a Ball!!

PUNK's trial was shown on TeeVee, and Truth rang within Mac's head...
Asked him how he pleaded, "Slick's Guilty!!" MUD said.
"PUNK's Guilty!!" MUD said, "PUNK loves Slick's cute arse..."
Voters polled the Lib'rals, but Bill Clinton's no Man...
Slick Willie's no man, Bill Clinton's just BAD!!
Mudboy says, "BillzaBubba's the Devil's LeftHand!!"

Limbaugh said McAuliffe is SlickWillie's RightHand!!

Mudboy Slim (12/06/02)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-06   16:14:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#421. To: All (#417)


Twitter is for Marxist MORONZ!!


Preach it, Sister!!


The POTUS Wears Depends...Putin must be SOOO intimidated...sheeesh!!

Why do ALL Marxist RATZ HATE America?!

Pookies TOONS Rock...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-06   16:23:27 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#422. To: All (#420)

Hillary, "STAY!!"
(To be sung to Jackson Browne's "Stay")

Hildabeast, yer soul's empty...
While yer hubby craves the stage...
RATS can fuss, but it's yer crown!!
Barry's late to come and he should leave...
Work it, you got justified rage!!
The DemocRATS, they're letting you down...
Yer fight's with people who ain't Right!!
You waited fer yer time...
Then, when you got up, RAT voters screamed "BarryOhhh!!"
Obama's weak...
That young punk ain't been 'round...
The Media Whore'd seems unaware...
Girl, you've known Power he'll never know!!
So, drink that whiskey shot and make yer stand...
Dress Tim Russert down and tell'em you got cramps!!
'Cause when it comes to saving you,
You know Rush Limbaugh's yer champ!!
But when that last stump speech's been packed away...
You know the Right still wants to play.
So just make sure you got it all set to go...
Before you come for MUDZ piano.....
(Raucous cheers)

Girl, my band you can trust...
To Denver We Shall Go!!
We're gonna freep fer Right and throw some mud on Barack Ohhh!!
And his wife, I don't know...
HorseFace Mark Warner's just a RAT HO!!
And these songs all show Left's shame...
RATS believe Left's lies on street corner shrooms...
And wander 'round Lame-brained!!
Folks, the Right shall come and we'll lead great crowds...
'Cuz we know Reagan thought the same!!
(Crowd goes wild)

Folks, it's OUR country and socialism ain't US!!
Liberty, it's our credo...effete RATZ and RINOZ embarrass US!!
We'll whup Marxist Greens & make a scene!!
You've got suckers all 'round DeeCee...
You've got Rev'rend Wright on the video!!
You've got time to think, Big Guv'ment you love...
But yer Power'll blow away!!
Girl, it's only Right, RATS' time is short...
'Cuz the Right says, "Freedom shall reign!!"
Sheeple, we've got the power over what we do!!
You can sit there and whine...
Or you can pull US through!!
Come along, sing MUD's songs...
You know ol' Slim ain't wrong!!
'Cuz when RATS' Media Scum tears Dubyuh down...
You just remember, they're all clowns!!
But Rush'll be scheduled to appear...
To millions of pairs of eager ears!!
Hill'ry stay...just a little bit longer!!
We want to play -- just a little bit longer!!
Now all Dem voters don't mind...
And the Union don't mind...
If you take yer merry time...
Girl, just pay DemRATS no mind and sing...
One more song!!
Oh, won’t you stay just a little bit longer?
Please, please, please say you will...
Say you will!!

Oh won’t you stay just a little bit longer?
Ohh, won't you stay just a little bit longer? Hey-ey-ey...

Girl, yer vile hubby don’t mind...
And the Networks won’t mind...
If you take yer precious time...
Hil, let's leave it all behind and sing...
One more song!!

Mudboy Slim (5 June 2008)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-06   16:32:27 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#423. To: All (#421)


WHO are the ignorant RAT-minions who vote these BOZOS into office?!


AOC is a DemocRAT Marxist Chi-Com WHORE!!

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-06   16:41:01 ET  (7 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#424. To: TLBSHOW, palo verde, goldilucky, sneakypete, war, meguro, nolu_chan, Jhoffa_, ferret mike (#422)

"The Right Must Drive Dem Lib'rals Out!!"
(To be sung to the Band's "The Night They Drove Ol' Dixie Down")

Mudboy Slim is my name and I FReeped with that DeeCee gang...
'Til ModSquad's zealotry reigned and told us our rants caused shame.
Now I'm singin' with Goldi-Lox, sure we're orn'ry but freedom rocks!!
My guns ain't spent...Richmond's so swell...
It's our time 'cuz November's Leftists' hell!!

The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Lib'rals!!
The Right must show we'll devolve power...folks, the sheeple are central.
We sang...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...

RATS seem to fight 'gainst liberty...what have they against the free?!
Dubyuh, Slick's a freak...why won't you join our FReep?
Now I know why freedom's good...sheeple shall care that Dem Lib'rals are fools...
We got what we need...our nation's best...
But Fed's big spending ain't passing the righteous test!!

The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Lib'rals!!
The Right must show we'll devolve power...folks, the sheeple are central.
We sang...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...

Like forefather's before ye, we shall make our stand!!
Despite Dem lib'rals who bore me, I sing fer rebel bands!!
Taxes're just obscene...Power's insane...
Damn Dem yankees...land of the Brave.
I swear by God, I shall always freep...
Right must raise a Cain...rise up!!
Ain't no time to sleep!!

The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Lib'rals!!
The Right must show we'll devolve power...folks, the sheeple are central.
We sang...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...

The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Lib'rals!!
The Right must show we'll devolve power...folks, the sheeple are central.
We sang...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...

Mudboy Slim (4 October 2006)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-06   16:47:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#425. To: All (#423)


#FryFauci!!


Farewell, Brandon!!

TraitorJoe is a blithering IDIOT and a Chi-Com TOOL...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-06   16:54:10 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#426. To: All (#424)

"Bow-Legged Lib'ral!!"
(To be sung to Widespread Panic's "Bowlegged Woman")

Well, RATZ think it's the new Camelot...
Press loves BarryO...
Tells US He's the next Messiah...
They're all just Marxist HO's!!

Left's odder than Dem 60's freaks...
Big Guv'ment just ain't Right!!
If we don't find the will to cut back...
Revolution we shall fight!!

All you patriots hear me...let's take a stand...
'Gainst that bowlegged Lib'ral, and her Marxist man!!

You Dittoheads hear me...gonna make our stand...
'Gainst that bowlegged Lib'ral, and her Marxist man!!

Right's gonna win this with our Truth...
Make Dem sheeple cry!!
We love freedom deep inside...
Beware Slick's Arkancide!!

Liberty defines our tunes...
Folks, Big Guv'ment comin' down!!
Make yer fortune...live yer life...
Don't want B ig Brother hangin' 'round!!

Yes, you and me, Nation...gonna make our stand...
'Gainst that bowlegged Leftist, and her Marxist man!!

Yes, you hear me, Barry...MUD's righteous band...
Wife's a bowlegged Lib'ral...yer a Marxist man!!

RATZ fakin' like Obama's...
The Earth's next Messiah!!
Lyin' just so to tax you more, Nation...
RATZ are Big Guv'ment HO's!!

Left's odder than Dem 60's freaks...
Big Guv'ment just ain't Right!!
If we don't find the will to cut back...
Revolution we shall fight!!

Yes, you and me, Nation...gonna make our stand...
'Gainst that bowlegged Leftist, and her Marxist man!!

Yes, you hear me, Barry...MUD's righteous band...
Wife's a bowlegged Lib'ral...yer a Marxist man!!

Mudboy Slim (17 July 2008)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-06   16:59:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#427. To: All (#425)


DeeCee BureaucRATZ are Wholly-Owned Agents of Big Pharma!!


The EVIL Hildabeest is rising from the Dead...

MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-06   17:05:22 ET  (4 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#428. To: A K A Stone (#419) (Edited)

"Dr. Malone: The Great Reset is Being Deployed!!"

Time for WeThePeople to STAND UP and DISEMPOWER the EffeteElite PlutocRATZ by DEFUNDING the DeeCee Swamp and Devolving Power Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals, as prescribed in the United States Constitution.

RATZ are VILE, Greedy, Mass-Murdering, Lowlife SCUMBAGZ and shall be DEFEATED, DENOUNCED, and DEPOSED by any means necessary...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-08   11:14:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#429. To: All (#426)

"Black VIII"

"FRiends of Slick Willie"
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Friend of the Devil")

We abhor Butch Reno...and we'll take Slick Willie down.
Honor 'tis to FReep fer Right till Big Guv'ment's not around.
Ya think I'm funnin' as I make my rhymes...
But friends of Slick Willie ain't no FRiends of mine!!
Leftist HO's defend Slick's Blight...
TREASON's why we FReep tonigh-ight!!

Clinton is Pure Evil, knaves...Slick snowed Dem-Medyuh shills!!
Cowed the Right from action...let's be Brave and DETHRONE Bill!!
Future's Sunny, but we'll first smite Slime...
No friend of Bill Clinton is a FRiend of mine!!
Leftists know Clinton's not Right...
Justice's why we FReep...tonigh-ight!!

I drove on up to DeeCee...brain-dead Lib'rals fought me there.
Took my hard-earned dollar bill but I vanquished their PUNK, Terry.
Think I'm funnin' but I know what's Right...
DemFriends of Bill Clinton shall be Doin' Time!!
I set goals...ain't 'fraid ta Fight...
Justice's why I FReep tonigh-ight!!!

Got two reasons why I stay awake each lonely night.
The first one's named Sweet Liberty and she's my heart's delight.
Second one is Justice, Willie, Ol' Mudboy's on yer tail!!
And when MUD catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!

Gotta wife and children, Slick, but yer thugs shan't cow me!!!
Broaddrick says Slick raped her, Tom, but Brokaw said, "BITE ME!!!"
Lib'rals' Love Him, but I think Slick's SLIME!!
No friend of Slick Willie shall be FRiends o' mine.
I set goals, ain't 'fraid ta fight...Justice's why MUD FReeps tonight!!!

(BigMan on guitar, Fireman John on mandolin...justa cookin'!!)

Got two reasons why I FReep away each doggone night.
The first one's named Sweet Liberty, my God, I know I'm Right!!
Second one is Justice, Terry, MUD knows yer Sordid Tale...
And when Truth catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!

Gotta wife and children, Bill, and you got Hillary...
Chelsea knows she's not yer child, Webb Hubbell's genes flow free.
Think I'm funnin' but Slick's arse is mine!!
No friend of Bill Clinton, boy, Justice Be Thine!!
Bill can roam...but Slick can't hide!!
Justice makes MUD FReep fer Righ-ight!!

Mudboy Slim

BTW...I know where Terry McAuliffe lives...
We must FReep him repeatedly this Spring, Summer, and Fall!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Gonna be a Good Nine Months....MUD

Lib'ralism's DEAD!!

And William JeffersonBlythe Clinton's Legacy Shall Be the De- Legitimization of the DemonRAT Party!!
Nine Months to the Mid-Term Elections...Let's Not Waste a Single Day!!

So Sayeth the Word of...MUD

1 posted on 2/10/2002, 2:06:54 AM by Mudboy Slim
(Justice@in't.negotiable!!)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-08   11:26:45 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#430. To: All (#427) (Edited)


AOC is a braindead SKANK.

Indict, Convict, and Imprison Mr. and Mrs. Pelosi for LIFE...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-08   11:32:14 ET  (4 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#431. To: All (#429)

"Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa (mad song)"
(To be sung to Otis Redding's "Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa (sad song))

Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa...FReepers!!
(Gotta get) Mah mah mah mah mah mah mah...MAD!!

I been singin' these Clinton songs, y'all...
'Cuz Ol' Slick's a Chi-Com 'Ho!!
I keep singin' these Justice songs, y'all...
'Cuz Sheeple have got to know!!

(We) Must stand against Tyranny, that's Right!!
Slick has been committin' TREASONOUS crimes!
Now's time to start...Right must make their move...
Yes, we must Re-Impeach, Convict, then Imprison that fool!!

'Cuz Slick's Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-BAD!!
He'll burn...he'll learn...
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-BAD!!
He'll burn...now...

Half Slick's term, I been FReepin' Clinton songs...
Tryin' to get Right's message to you.
We need to Right Left's Wrongs [y'ALL] we must FReep!!
The Medyuh won't do it, but we'll spread the Truth!

Lib'rals are Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-BAD!!
They'll learn...

It's a Justice song, y'all!!
Face the music, Bubba...
You're just a liar, boy...
We'll stop your whorin', Willie!!
Left's got to get the message...
To stop messin' with us!!
Keep FReedom alive, FReepers...
Keep FReedom alive...help me!!

Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-FReepers...
Our turn...
Left's Power we'll overturn...
FReedom must be earned!!
Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-FReepers...
It's Justice Time...
Get Mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-MAD!!
Let's do what's Right!!

FReegards...MUD

Posted on 06/20/2000 21:48:36 PDT by Mudboy Slim

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-08   11:40:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#432. To: All (#430)


AOC looks more and more like RuthBaderGinsberg every day...
All DemRAT Marxists are UGLY as SIN!!

Dem DeeCee RATZ and the Mass-Murdering Chi-Coms are ALLIED AGAINST WeThePeople...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-08   11:47:11 ET  (6 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#433. To: Cyber-Band, Landru, Sultan88, Snow Bunny, M. Thatcher, poet, holdonnow, backhoe, yankhater (#431)

"We'll Know Sweet Justice"
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Green Grow the Rushes")

The Twin Tower's fallen...blood on Slick's hands!!
Slick couldda stopped the Taliban...
Reading polls, Bill chose to snooze...
How could he lose?! Press hides the news.

Lib'rals Hate building, ain't Envy grand?!
The Truth's been whitewashed...Gotta fight Left's Evil Band!!
Slick's gonna go down...gotta go down!!

We know El Rushbo knows...
We know John Ashcroft knows...
We know that Dubyuh knows...
Blind Justice, make Prison Slick's home!!

Fight fer yer FReedom...ain't another way!!
Guilty associates, True Justice requires Clinton's Crimes be shown!!
Guilty Lib'ral HO's!!!

Ignore dem RINOZ...truth is they're not too brave.
They're lasses that hide from conflict...they waste the air that they breathe...
Good Patriots lead again!!!

We know Rush Limbaugh knows...
We know George Dubyuh knows...
FReepers show the Country how...
Sweet Justice Bless our Righteous Home!!

FReegards...MUD

BTW...like it or not, Justice for the Guilty in the previous Administration will be an underlying theme in the November '02 Elections, so the GOP oughtta get itself out front of the Parade!!

11 posted on 2/13/2002, 10:10:42 PM by Mudboy Slim

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-08   11:53:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#434. To: All (#432)


CreepyJoe BIDEN is a Moronz MORON!!


Big Pharma is as EVIL as DemRATZ!!

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-08   11:59:44 ET  (6 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#435. To: American Soldier, Cyber-Band, LoneGreenEyeshade (#433)

"The American Battle Hymn"
**Anthem of Operation Noble Eagle**
(To be sung to The Battle Hymn of the Republic)

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord;
He is trampling out the vintage where grapes of wrath are stored;
He hath loosed the fateful lightning of His terrible swift sword,
His truth is marching on.

CHORUS: Glory, glory, hallelujah! Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah! His truth is marching on.

I saw the gleaming towers when the Beast came crashing in;
I swore our foes would reap the bitter harvest of their sin;
For the light shall conquer darkess and the just will surely win,
When God is marching on!

(CHORUS)

Now hear the cries of anguish of the innocents assailed;
Recall the fallen rescuers that all mankind has hailed;
We'll show those who'd destroy us just how badly they have failed,
When we go marching on!

(CHORUS)

We felt the righteous anger as the tragic story broke;
I glimpsed the devil's countenance there grinning in the smoke;
But the evil have no inkling of the anger they provoke,
And we go marching on!

(CHORUS)

The serpents danced in joy at this sad chapter that they wrote;
With our warriors upon them we shall see if they still gloat;
As now the cry for vengeance springs from every patriot's throat,
So we go marching on!

(CHORUS)

The brave Australians quickly swore they'd join us in the ranks;
Yes Canada and Britain said "We'll both stand by the Yanks!"
And the free men of the future shall forever owe them thanks,
Let's all go marching on!

(CHORUS)

I see the quiet anger of the soldier in the field;
Until we've won our vict'ry the Marines shall never yield;
See our sailors and our airmen and the mighty sword they wield,
As one we're marching on!

This song was written by an American servicemen shortly after the attack and is floating around military circles right now. I think we need more like this to bolster public morale and support for our efforts.

Hopefully this song will also do something to bolster the warrior spirit of those who'll be put to the test.

Can't believe I missed this last Fall...MUD

70 posted on 2/16/2002, 10:34:19 PM by Mudboy Slim

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-08   12:07:45 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#436. To: All (#434)


Brandon is sooo out of it, he doesn't know what he is saying from one day to the next.


Good riddance...DemRATZ shall NOT be missed!!


RATZ and RINOZ are ALL gutless WUSSIES!!

MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-08   12:15:59 ET  (7 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#437. To: All (#429)

"Mister Prez'dent"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Mister Banker")

Ummm yeah...oooh...

Mr. Prez'dent...Dubyuh, please...
How much does Justice mean?!
Won't you please INDICT McAuliffe?!
Won't you do this thing fer me?!!

Got yer White House...you got the Power!!
All I got, George...is my guitar!!
But you can have that, Mister Prez'dent...
When you INDICT McAuliffe fer me!!
Oh Mister Prez'dent, please...

Listen to how it sounds...

(MUD harpin' fer his dinner and The Big Man puttin' a hurtin' on his Les Paul)

One more time...
I should not be here...on my knees...
But hey, Mister Prez'dent...Justice means that much to me!!
Won'tcha reconsider, Dubyuh...
Won't you just INDICT Terry?!

I told ya, Dubyuh...
Got yer White House...you got the Power!!
Clinton killed them Waco children...Slick left a scar!!
Won't ya help us, Prez'dent Dubyuh...
Won't you INDICT McAuliffe fer me?!
Oh, Mister Prez'dent, please...

Mudboy Slim

John Ashcroft may--nominally--be the one who will actually issue the Indictments necessary to hold Terry McAuliffe accountable for the many crimes he has committed in the name of Bill Clinton and the Democratic National Committee; however, it is obviously President George W. Bush who'll have the final say as to if--and when--this eventuality occurs. I voted for Dubyuh and believe he's done an admirable job in office to date. Still, if he fails to unleash the Powers of Justice upon those who committed rampant crimes in the previous Administration, IMHO, his will go down in history as a failed Presidency for allowing unprecedented Executive Branch Corruption to go unpunished. What a tragedy that would be.

So before all you blindered BushBackers go attackin' me fer undermining a President of whom I think quite highly, please consider how you will defend Dubyuh's inaction in '04 were Ashcroft to fail to do what we all know in our hearts must be done with respect to the Felons of the previous Administration...

INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

FReegards...MUD

1 posted on 9/9/01 1:35 AM Eastern by Mudboy Slim

Posted two (2) days prior to the Twin Towers coming down...weird.

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-08   12:23:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#438. To: Mudboy Slim (#417)

A K A Stone  posted on  2022-01-09   9:11:51 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#439. To: A K A Stone (#438)

Yep. Still, you would think that dude would take a shower or two over the years...

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-09   13:58:45 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#440. To: Fred Mertz, A K A Stone, Coral Snake, sneakypete, ferret mike, meguro, nolu_chan, BufordP, BorisY, byeltsin (#433)

"Slick and the DNC!!"
(To be sung to Janis Joplin's "Me and Bobby McGee")

Started back in Ninety-Two, feelin' all our pain...
Lib'ral's Dealin' Fear as Jaded as Left's Dreams!!
Medyuh tore Bush, Sr. down...Biased fer a Change...
Left told us all, "Cam'lot's Back in Ol' DeeCee!!"

Slick broke all The Rules...Lib'ral Press just said, "Fantastic!!"
Justice turned "Off"...plump interns spanked Slick's tool...yeah!
Weirdo Lefties cheerin' Slime...Right thought the Country'd lost its Mind!!
MUD freeped every song Dem Leftists spew!!

Freep fer Justice just 'cuz it's the Right thing to do...
Nothin' ain't worth nothin', Country, if we can't freep!! No no!!
And Feelin' Good is easy, Lord, oh, when you Sing Fer Truth!!
You know freepin' goons is good fer Liberty

Fer the Clinton Arkancides and Osama bin Laden...
Yeah Willie shared the blame fer Ol' Waco!!
Slick committed Treason...took bribes from Chi-Com scum...
Yeah, c'mon Congress, Justice must be Bold!!

One day up in the Senate, Lo-ord, we let Slick slip away...
We had'im dead to Rights, but DemRATS denied it!!
Folks, we'll shame all our forefathers if we don't make Clinton pay...
If we don't make TraitorWillie do his time!!

Freedom's not fer Lib'ral worlds, 'cuz Power's Left's to lose!!
Power?! DemRATS, don' y'all wanna be free?!
Slick's feelin' good and sleazy, Lo-o-ord, help me sing my tunes!!
'Cuz freepin' fools is Truth enuff fer me...umm-hmmm!!
Seek Justice fer Slick and the Dee-N-See!!...Yeah...

Law da da, law da daa, law da daa da daa da daa...
Law da da da daa dadada RE-Impeach!! Yeah!!
Law li daa da daa daa, law da daa da daa...
Law law law law daada Indict Willie-ah yeah!!

Law di da, ladida LAW dida LAW di daa, ladida LAW dida LAW di daa...
Hey there, Willie, now now, Vile Tyranny...yeah!!
Lo lo LO lolo LO lo law, lololo LO lolo LO lolo LO lolo LO law law...
Hey Slick Willie, now now, you shan't be free!!

Left, you act like you love him...this despicable CAD!!
Right said, "It ain't 'bout Slick's lovers...but Slick's Treason's BAD!!"
C'mon, hey Slick Willie boy, you set Osama free...yeah!!
Lo lo lord above, oh lord, my lord, oh lord, oh lord, above...oh!!
Hey, hey, hey, freedom ain't free!!...NO!!

(J-dog kickin' it on pie-anny)

Mudboy Slim (Started 12/06/03...finished 2/26/05)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-11   16:42:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#441. To: All (#436)


That Blueblood PC, Frank Reagan, would NEVER stand for this NONSENSE!!


Bwahaha...es perfecto...


ALL DemRATZ are VILE, Marxist, Anti-Americans!!!

"SOW" Sayeth the Word of...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-11   16:50:41 ET  (4 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#442. To: bedwetterBiff Tannen, Fuh Que Punk, TLBSHOW (#420)

"Fall of the SheepMasters!!"
(To be sung to Molly Hatchet's "Fall of the Peacemakers")

Our dreams we work towards...
This land rejects all kings!!
The Truth shall find its voice...
For freedom, we sing...patriots shall sing!!

"Dutch" Reagan told me, "Big Guv'ment shouldn't grow!!"
Good men must take a stand...smaller Guv'ment is our goal!!
Folks, the Truth is everything!!

The "choice" of DemRATZ...they'd retreat...NO CHANCE!!
We'll fight the fight so Left's free to prance...
Folks, imagine RATZ called MUD a dreamer.
How many times must Guv'ment LIE?!!
How many fears must good patriots fight?!!
Country suffers from RATZ madness...
Freep fer Justice!! Ohhh...DEMAND Justice!!

(musical interlude)

Right's slashing our taxes...in God we trust!!
We're Liberty's friend and for Justice we lust!!
Take a stand...WIN THE WAR!!
White doves shall fly!! Peace to all!!
'Cuz when Right fights, the SheepMasters'll fall!!
Left ain't scarey anymore.

Said Rush to the crowd, "With the Truth, we'll fight!!"
Black thread shall smite Left's fears and Left's lies...
AlQueda's Death and Violence!!
How many times must Lib'rals lie?!
How come RINOZ like avoiding fights?!
Country suffers from RATZ madness!!
Ohh...freep fer Justice!! Ohhh...help freep fer Justice!!

(FreakJam ensues....)

Mudboy Slim (15 February 2006)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-11   16:58:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#443. To: All (#441)


TrickyDick Cheney OUGHT 2.B. emBareAssed!!


STOOPID RAT-BITCH!!


Speaking of STOOPID RAT-BITCHES, VP KamelToez!!


All DeeCee SwampRATZ are Chi-Com WHOREZ!!

Let's Go, Brandon!!

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-11   17:07:14 ET  (6 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#444. To: Biff Tannen, Fuh Que Punk, Dakmar, Fred Mertz, A K A Stone, TLBSHOW, barkentine, Coral Snake, palo verde (#442)

"Pennsylvania Ave.!!"
(To be sung to Heart's "Cherry Blossom Road")

Hildabeast has come and gone...
Right sees November comin' on!!
Barry Hussein cannot win...
Lord, I want though, ANWR drillin' soon begin.
Screw the Media and LeftWing RATS...Fight fer Pennsylvania Ave.!!

Folks, Left's Effete...but Right is Good!!
We'll cut Big Guv'ment 'cuz we should!!
Right scoffs at LeftWing Media fears...
Liars tell us, "When you need it, BigBrother'll be there!!"
Don't give yer future to the RATZ...
Fight fer Pennsylvania Ave...ooooh, yea!!

Good folks, let's WIN!!
Just reject the RAT-whore'd!! Forsake RATZ spin!! Yeah...
Just walk away from Lib'rals. (Rock with me!!)
Just walk away from Marxists. (Rock with me!!)
Walk away. (Rock with me!!)
Walk away. (Rock with me!!)
Walk away. (Rock with me!!)
Walk away. (Rock with MUD!!)
Oooh, yeah...

(music stops)

Now, in my Richmond city home...
We ain't slaves like DemRATZ drones!!
Right knows Reaganism lives today.
And I know that "We Shall Drill, RINO McStain!!"
Let's change him, 'cuz Right rejects RATZ...
Fight fer Pennsylvania Ave.!! Oh Ya!

GO VOTE!! We'll win!! Folks, forsake the RAT-whore'd!!
Reject Left's spin, just walk away from Marxists (rock with me).
Walk away, RINOZ, (rock with me),
Walk away, (rock with MUD)....

Mudboy Slim (11 May 2008)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-11   17:14:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#445. To: All (#443)


Kalifornia SUCKS Monkey Ballz!!


Ignorant, TONE-DEAF MORON...seriously!!


Trump 4 POTUS 2024!!

Let's Go, Brandon!!

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-11   17:23:07 ET  (6 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#446. To: All (#444)

"Let's Be Bold!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Let It Grow")

Country's at a crossroads, fightin' to do what's Right...
Folks, tell me which way I should vote to fight Left's cancer.
Commence the righteous show...
Stand fer love and let RATS know...

Rock'n'roll saves yer soul...
Freedom's awesome, Good Lord knows!!
Lib'ral scum, they hate US so...
Love this Country...Let's be Bold!!

RATbots defend treason...the Left has lost its mind...
R-RINO** whores shall fret and spin, but there's a rout on!!
FRiends, BigGuv'ment's cover's blown...
Ain't it fun to stand and Post?!

Rock'n'roll saves yer soul...
FReedom's awesome, Allah knows!!
Leftist scum, they hate US so...
Love this Country...Let's be Bold!!

(BigMan on guitar...)

Right is gettin' orn'ry...patriots got much to do...
Whup some a$$ and foolish twits shall learn our meaning...
Our best shall learn MUDZ tunes...
RightWing's love forever shown!!

Rock'n'roll saves yer soul...
FReedom's awesome, Jesus knows!!
RATbot scum, they hate US so...
Love this Country...Let's be Bold!!

Rock'n'roll saves yer soul...
FReedom's awesome, good God knows!!
Medyuh scum, they hate US so...
Love this Country...Let's be Bold!!

Mudboy Slim (6/13/06)

BTW...**Reagan-RepublicansInNameOnly

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-11   17:27:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#447. To: All (#49)

RATZ Lie...RATZ cheat..RATZ steal..RATZ Mass- Murder!!

Exterminate dem Marxist DeeCee RATZ and RINOZ, by DEFUNDing the DeeCee Swamp...

Howz THAT 4 a dog whistle, bitches?!

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-11   21:54:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#448. To: All (#447)

Ephesians 6:12...Marxism is SATAN...and demRATZ serve the forces of tyranny...know thine Enemy!! They live amongst US...MUD

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-11   21:57:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#449. To: All (#448)

Teachers Unions are SATAN!!

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-11   21:58:42 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#450. To: All (#449)

FOUR FITTY...MUD

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-11   21:59:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#451. To: All (#450) (Edited)

Court Martial Dr. Anthony Fauci for MassMurder!! Convict Fauci...then take his Megele-ass OUT via Firing Squad at Dawn!!

All legal...all Constitutional.. All Right by...MUD33

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-11   22:04:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#452. To: All (#451)

A true sellout like Doc Fauci has NO REAL friends as his Guilty arse is Exposed to All...MUD

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-11   22:07:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#453. To: All (#437)

"TRUTH's Right, RAT-Slime!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Good Times, Bad Times")

Ain't ashamed, I'm uncouth...
Still, I know to be free, must make yer stand!!
Obama's all the rage...
Media LIES!! 'Cuz it's Big Guv'ment that they demand.
Dem Marxists, how they try...
To steal my pay fer all their RAT programs!!

Truth's Right, RAT-slime!!
Defeat the Left's nightmare!!
'Cuz Obama snorts blow...He's a Marxist man!!
Networks still don't seem to care.

Eighteen: I fell in awe...
Of a man as wise as could be.
Reagan whupped up on Gorbachev...
Dutch gave folks liberty!!
But now each year, Fed takes what's mine...
Big Guv'ment spends and spends!!
Rush Limbaugh counseled, "Don't believe...
RAT-Media's Leftist spin...NO!!"

Truth's Right, RAT-Slime!!
You leeches steal yer share!!
Then, Dem Lib'rals git stoned...
Tout their Marxist plans...
But Voters ain't unaware!!

(BigMan kickin' it on guitar)

Truth's Right!! Let's Fight!!
Now we got our Veep, Sarah!!
Gov'ner Palin's no joke...
She says, "Drill ANWR!!"
Devolve Power to the States!!

MUD knows what it means to FReep alone...
But now we're in the Limbaugh Zone!!
We don't care what RAT-Networks say...
Right's gonna whup Left, each and every day.
RATS shall fear the songs of the Syntaurs!!
Realize, SlickBarry, we're gonna break yer Marxist heart!!

Mudboy Slim (6 September 2008)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-12   17:33:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#454. To: All (#445)


Nasty Marxist SKANK WHORE", imho...


Speaking of Braindead COWZ!!

Regards...MUD

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-12   17:37:29 ET  (4 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#455. To: All (#453)

"Obama's Bold Push!!"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "After The Goldrush")

Yes, they dreamed they saw a righteous army pleadin',
Prayin' fer things from their King.
There were Leftists kneelin' and young girls squealin'...
Sang, "Barack is Liberty!!
'Cuz we got Big Change comin'...Dubyuh's DONE!!"
Our youth's voting fer a dream!!
Hope that Brother Barry is "The One"...
Who can keep this Country free!!
Pray that Prez'dent Barry is "The One"...
Who will keep my Nation free!!

Press was lyin' fer their Lord Messiah...
A tingle ran up their thighs.
Networks swear that they ain't biased...
Whilst ignoring Barry's lies.
The Syntaurs' band's playin' in my head...
RightWing felt like getting high.
I was thinking about what Li'l Bill had said...
He''s believin' the Media's lies.
Thinking about what Obama said...
But I reckon it was a lie.

(Reprise)

Folks, Left dreams of raising income taxes higher...
Sosh'lists take yer raise fer Big Guv!!
There were Lib'rals cryin', "Raise taxes higher!!
Obama's the "Chosen One!!""
It's all a dream, George Soros' dream...
Big Guv'ment's what they love.
Prayin' Brother Barry's power greed...
Ain't got freedom on the run.
Standin' against Leftists' growing needs...
'Til forever.

Mudboy Slim (17 November 2008)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-12   17:41:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#456. To: All (#454)

DeeCee RATZ R Satan...MUD

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-12   17:43:50 ET  (3 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#457. To: A K A Stone (#438) (Edited)

Hey Mr. Stone...did I ever tell EWE eye usrdta think I had a future playing professional basketball in the NBA?! Yep...this white boy can jump!! And shoot the hell outta some threes...and I am a MFer on defense...nobody can score on me.

Boy, was I deluded...lol. As a mostly-white, barely Native American dude who topped out at 5'11" in sneakers, I could never quite dunk a fully-inflated regulation basketball, although it was not for a lack of trying. But after dominating and terrorizing recreation leagues from Annandale to West Springfield to Virginia Beach throughout the 1970's, it all culminated in my senior year at Kempsville High School in the 1980-81 school year. It wasn't even a sure thing that I would even make this talented squad of future stars, as my good friend Harris Pezzella was every bit as good as me and wanted that last spot just as much as I did. But we also had Chris Sherrer at point guard, fastest white boy this side of the Mississippi, bar none, Chris was a track star, a rugged defender, great in the fast break, but not much of a scoring threat from outside. Brian Penn was our two guard, and that dude could shoot and make from anywhere, a great athlete with a smooth game, Brian could also play tight D, when motivated. At swing guard/forward we had Michael West, 6'2" blonde Adonis sorta dude with a chiseled jaw to match his chiseled body that the Girls basketball team just drooled over...lol. Mike is a very good dude and had a very solid game with a decent midrange jumper and he always played good D. The there was our volatile, but uber- talented, Todd Black, who was equally adept at both forward positions. Strong on the boards, tough to stop inside, and not a bad shot from long range. At power forward, we had young stud, D.J. Dozier, who eventually was a 5-star RB recruit to Penn State, and after setting some records in Happy Valley, he was a number one pick for the Minnesota Vikings and did all right for a few years, but D.J. could also play baseball (well enough to be drafted) and D.J. was a monster on the offensive boards. For depth inside, we had the twin towers, John and Mark, a pair of 6'5" Batzel brothers born 16 months apart...the younger one went on to set a number of scoring and rebounding records at William and Mary. But our star player was Leroy Shecut, an uber- gifted, 6'8" leaper with a nice shooting touch from midrange and the hops to take it to the hoop and throw it down..We even got a royal visit to practice one day from Clarence BigHouse Gaines, who was interested in Leroy early on. Alas, Leroy was a gentle giant, but never much of a student and his grades made him ineligible after 1 January 1981. We also had me and Mr. Mungo, backup shooting/point guards, mostly mop up duty. I tell folks I was the 10th man in a nine man rotation, except for when someone is sick or injured, then I became the 9th man in a 8-man rotation, then, the 8th man in a 7- man rotation. Thank God injuries never got Ed me to be the 5th man in a 4-man rotation...THAT woulda been embarrassing.

Please feel free to play your favorite LIVE version of Bruce Springsteenz "Glory Days" and throw rotten fruit at...MUD33

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-14   5:15:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#458. To: All (#457) (Edited)

I was actually at my best in Pre-Game Warmups...at home games, it got to be a thing that when I wanted to rain in a long shot from the outside, I would look at my buddies in the stands and holler, "Lloyd!!"

To which my buddies called out, "World BEEEeee..."

And if I drained my patented Rainbow 3-pointer (before there WERE 3-pointers, mind you), then this one particular section of the stands would drunkenly call out in unison, "FREEEEEEeee...!!". And EYE wood Tri- naught 2 grin...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-14   5:31:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#459. To: All (#458) (Edited)

Oh yeah...forgot our coach, Richard "Dick" Ponti, who went on to become the long-time Principal of Kempsville High School. After the season was over, Coach Ponti and his wife had us down to his Beach house down around 72nd Street where the beach road turns into Shore Drive and heads towards First Landing/Seashore State Park. I specifically recall him asking what I was doing the following year, and when I told him I had accepted early admission at the University of Virginia School of Architecture, he looked at me, trying to hide his surprise, and said, "I had no idea you were smart...". I laughed and said "Thankyouverymuch!!"...I never had much use for folks I considered "Brainiacs'...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-14   5:44:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#460. To: A K A Stone (#438) (Edited)

Was the Fauci Prosecution Poll too much? No problem, but I was making sure to make clear that I want to go thru the legal process of bringing Fauci to Justice, and specifically spoke out against vigilantism. You know best though...no skin off my balls.

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-16   6:28:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#461. To: All (#0)

Looks like another snowstorm blowing into central Virginia...latest prognostications say 1-3" at the MUDcave...3-7" a bit further west of I-95, and 7-10" out near Charlottesville and Staunton.

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-16   7:08:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#462. To: All (#461) (Edited)

Even 3" of wet, slushy snow is going to be melted to nothing by morning, with a steady rain predicted after it gets too warm to be snowy...MUD

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-16   7:29:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#463. To: A K A Stone (#438) (Edited)

Dude, this thread--and this web forum--needs more than just Stone and MUD. I know I have been.on my politest behavior and am not TRYING to scare folks off, so I reckon it must be EWE, Stone. Have you ever considered brushing your teeth AND using a strong mouthwash every once in a blue moon? Perhaps a mint might be in order, good sir...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-16   17:49:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#464. To: All (#463) (Edited)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lee%E2%80%93Jack son%E2%80%93King_Day

Lee-Jackson-King Day was celebrated as a single holiday in the Old Dominion until 2000, when those Virginians who were Aggrieved by this Linking of MLK to these long-deceased Heroes of the South's infamous (and somewhat sad and pathetic, not dangerous, IMHO) "Lost Cause". So in 2000, after months and years of lobbying their elected State reps, these folks followed the noble lead of Thurston Marshall and so many other great Black lawyers of yesteryear, and they got the Legislature to stand up and be counted, and today, Virginia has a separate holiday for Martin Luther King and while Lee-Jackson Day may still exist, it ain't a PAID State holiday.

By contrast, in 2020, a racist DemocRAT Governor and a braindead DOOfuss DemocRAT Mayor have CONSPIRED with the TwinTowerz of DemocRATic Domestic Terrorism--Antifa and BLM, inc.--and the lapdog, Marxist DeeCee RATmedia WHOREZ to terrorize neighborhoods, destroy family-owned businesses (indiscriminate of Race, Creed, or Color), trashed and under- funded our local police force, and wantonly- vandalized public monuments, knowing the racist, KKK-inspired PowerzThatBe in this vile anti- American DemocRATic Party had their backs. Then, DemRATZ simply ignored all laws, and tore down these statues becuz they could. Pure unadulterated Fascism on Parade!!!

WRONG, EWE RAT-bitches!! All of them anti- Liberty PlutocRATZ deserve AT LEAST a Life Prison Term, for this crime and a Multitude of others...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-17   9:31:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#465. To: All (#464) (Edited)

All DemRATZ relish using Federal Power and Insider Knowledge to ENRICH demSelvez, their Family, and their fellow Marxist Comrades. WeThePeople are the LEAST of the DeeCee.bureaucRATZ concerns..All DemRATZ care about is enriching themselves at OUR expense.

Long.overdue for the Time when Atlas Shrugz and WeThePeople put a permanent end to all this MORONic talk of Marxism as anything other than the Ultimate Tool for all WouldBe mass- murdering Tyrants to accomplish the Left's Vile Master Plan of World Domination and Conquest.

Quite SincereLEE...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-17   10:07:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#466. To: All (#465)

Quite simply...Time to DEFUND the DeeCee Swamp, SwampRATZ, and assorted other Swamp KKKreaturez...MUD

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-17   10:14:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#467. To: All (#2)

Views: 3333

Just getting started...the Best is yet to come...MUD

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-17   18:49:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#468. To: All (#456)


Dem DeeCee RATZ shall RUE the day TraitorJoe made this an "US versus THEM" Scenario...

#FryFauci!! Then fillet his psycho A$$...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-18   17:25:34 ET  (4 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#469. To: Sultan88, BigMan, conservativemusician, Poker Face, poker boy, Dr. MonDremo, JazzyJosh, Disco Dave, JayMo, LittleBill' Fingerz, Mordecai, Beren Erchamion, HUAN!!! (#120)

"Black XVIII"

"W's Promise!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "The Promise")

Sultan's workin' fer Victory...the BigMan works downtown...
CM works in a rock and roll band,
Lookin' for that diff'rence-makin' sound!!
We've gotta li'l job up in DeeCeeTown...
We're Right, THAT I know!!
Some nights, I FReep with Black's judges...some nights, I write songs...
We'll follow our dreams just like those RATS do way up on TeeVee!!
We'll Whup RATS' Challengers 'til Left's Benign...
Screw the Sosh'lists' and DemonRATS' FReaks!!
Lib'rals' Promise's been broken...
DemRATZ ain't gonna git MUDZ Dreams!!

Folks, we won't haveta challenge Left by ourselves...
Righteous folks got somethin' that we'll embolden!!
I lived a secret...I should'a kept to myself!!
But I got drunk one night and I smoked it...
All our lives, WE Fight Fer Right...
The Fight that Mankind must ALWAYS Win!!
Every day, it just seems hard to believe...
The LIES RATS're believing in!!
Lib'rals're DO-O-OLTS!!! Yo, FReepers, you are so Right!!
Clinton's a HO-O-O!! SlickWillie's Lyin' and Slick Righteous Shall Smite!!

Right won big once off the Normandy coast...
But somehow FRench fergot our loss!!
It's TIME Right fights like we wuz makin' up fer broken spirits...
Of all the liberties we've lost!!
Lib'rals' promise's been broken...RATZ Defend TREASON!!
BigGuv'ment steals something from down in your soul!!
Fight when the TRUTH is spoken and the RATS say, "NO JUSTICE!!"
Something in OUR Heart Grows Bold!!
We'll Defend the FRee from dem Sosh'list RATZ...
WHUP the HollyWeirdo Stars!!
'Cuz when the LeftWing hath Broken...We'll Defend Our Righteous Home!!
FReepin' Fer the Soldiers Who'll Liberate Iraq!!
Lib'rals are DO-O-OLTS!!...for the lost lovers and all the fixed games
Thunder Road, for the tires rushing by in the rain
Thunder Road, Billy and me we'd always say
Thunder Road, we were gonna take it all and throw it all away

Mudboy Slim

YO!! EVERYBODY!!!

Y'all are invited to the Richmond Rally FER America at the Innsbruck Pavilion in scenic Henrico Country, just West of Richmond on I-64...come out and join US on Sunday, 23 March 2003 (1-3 EST)...
BE THERE or BE SQUARE!!

FReegards...MUD

1 posted on 3/19/2003, 12:06:11 AM by Mudboy Slim

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-18   17:37:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#470. To: ConservativeMan55, sultan88, Landru (#469)

"RichmondTowne!!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Oxford Town")

RichmondTowne, RichmondTowne...
Ev'rybody's got their chests bowed out!!
George Dubyuh's Right to Force Soddom Down!!
Celebrate OUR Troops in RichmondTowne!!

Mudboy lives in RichmondTowne...
Soccer games and Brownie Scouts!!
Party with folks red and brown...
Lib'rals, stay away from Mudboy now...

RichmondTowne's Confederate!!
Klinton's THE Chi-Coms' Whore...We SHAN'T let RATS Win!!
All becuz Slick Committed Treason!!
What do you think about that, my FRiends?!!

Me and my pals, we love fun...
WE WHUP RATS 'Cuz We Think They're Dumb!!
I don't even know why RATS come...
Go on back where y'all came from!!

RichmondTowne's a lazy afternoon...
Mudboy Slim's singin' sum powerful tunes!!
Thousands died 'cuz SlickWillie is a Goon!!
Attorney General...Investigate SOON!!

RichmondTowne, RichmondTowne...
Ev'rybody's got their chests bowed out!!
Ol' MUD do write some Righteous sounds...
Ain't a-goin' stop 'til Slick's DETHRONED!!

Welcome to Richmond, y'all...MUD

1165 posted on 03/18/2003 11:10 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-18   17:41:27 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#471. To: All (#468)

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-18   17:43:09 ET  (2 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#472. To: All (#463)

"Truth is the most valuable thing we have -- so let us economize it."
-- Mark Twain

(Compliments of the Linux FortuneBuilderz program.)

Hmmm...MUD

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-19   15:45:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#473. To: A K A Stone, AuntB, Arator, Aragorn, AlTheTreeGore, Anti-Capitaslist, Athiestz, Agnostix, AustralianZ (#438)

"Black XIX"

"FRee Iraq!!"
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "Like a Rock")

Strength and Boldness...Whuppin' Lib'ral Scum!!
Ignorance is Legion...DemRATS're Sleazy BUMS!!
We fight fer FReedom...Right's never been this strong...FRee Iraq!!

Left's like pre-teens...RATS don't have a CLUE!!
Libs LOATHE our FReedoms...Ignorant Poltroons!!
Folks, Right is Winning...Socialists Dispair!!
FReepers ROCK!!

These days're heady...our Fight's 'tween Wrong and Right!!
Our Noble Purpose...the World we shall Enlight!!
Right must hold firmly...'cuz FReedom's Worth the Fight!!
FReedom ROCKS!!

FReepers ROCK!! RightWing's Strong 'cuz we are FRee!!
FReep Iraq!! Liberate the WHOLE MidEast!!
FRee Iraq, Sheeple Blossom When FRee...FRee Iraq!!

God is GOOD, God is Great!! In His Hands we trust our Fate!!
Reject Left's hustlers and RATS' schemes!!
Right stand proud...Right stand tall...Left's about to Fall!!!
MUD still believes in his dreams!!

(ConservativeMusician and/or the BigMan killin' it on guitar...
Dr. MonDremo on pie-anny
)

Forty years, Lord...Where'd they go?!
Forty years...I'm gittin' old!!
Still, we're fightin' against...Clinton's SCUM!!

And sometimes late at night...ohhh, when I'm FReepin' by candlelight...
The tunes come to me and All IS Right!!
And I recall...I recall....

FRee Iraq!! FReedom's the World's Fate!!
FReepers ROCK!! Shrink the Fed'ralist State!!
Like Iraq!! The World We'll Liberate...like Iraq!!

FReepers ROCK!!! Treason's why we FReep Slick!!
RATS're "shocked"...Left's arses Right Shall Kick!!
Like Iraq, the Righteous Win AGAIN...Like Iraq!!

Mudboy Slim (2 months before the Big Four-Oh!!)

BTW...RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

FReegards...MUD

1 posted on 4/9/2003, 11:00:05 AM by Mudboy Slim

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-19   16:01:13 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#474. To: pookie18 (#471)


CHU SUX...MUD

Pookies TOONS ROCK...MUD

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-19   16:06:48 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#475. To: Geezerette, amom, mommadooo3, PhiKapMom, Cincinatus' Wife, AnnaZ, Mia T, AuntB (#473)

"SlickWillie LIES!! (under oath)"
(To be sung to Elvis Presley's "Suspicious Minds")

Slick's just like The Clap...Slick Won't Stay DOWN...
Becuz Bill Loves US sooo much, Ladies!!
Folks, won't you see?! EX-Prez'dent Clinton's "Guilty!!"
Networks LIE...don't believe a word Left's sayin'!!

We must DETHRONE Bill Clinton...must CONVICT Slick's LIES!!
(IMPEACH Left's LIES....)**
Folks, we can't build our "bridge" when OUR EX-Prez'dent's LYIN'!!
So, c'mon FReepers, let's go!! Right's gotta DETHRONE Left's 'HO!!
We gonna teach DemLib'rals 'bout OUR Rights!!
'Cuz once we DETHRONE Slick...and keep Ol' Dubyuh in,
Slick'll spend many years in Jail fer SPYIN'!!
(Folks, keep fightin'....)**
World shall go on without Slick...Tyranny's Left's CRIME!!
(Slick we'll INDICT!!)**
We'll shatter all Left's dreams...De-Brainwash Left's Minds!!
Left retails Fear and Lies...Fer OUR Country We Shall Fight!!
We won't let Liberty die...
Seek Justice, you know just what we gotta do!!
Ummm...uhmmmm...yeah...yeah...

JOEZ caught in our TRAP...let's FReep him down!!

Becuz a Traitor Can't Be Prez'dent!!
It's so clear to me...gotzta Fight to be FRee!!
(Ooh-ahhh-oooohh)**
Don't y'all care what yer grandchildren[/forefathers] say?!

Now, FReepers, SING IT!!
Slick's Caught in OUR Trap!!...Slick We'll INDICT!!
Limbaugh Shall Sing the Truth, sweet Nation!!
Ohhh...can't just feel it?!
Slick's just like The Clap...gotta shut Left out...

(Repeat...fade to finish)

Thank ya...thankyaverymuch...MUD

**(FReeperGal Chorus, of course!!)

139 posted on 1/2/02 11:36 PM Eastern by Mudboy Slim

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-19   16:14:14 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#476. To: All (#474)


Heh heh heh...


OUCH!!


#FireFry&FilletDocFauci!!
Spread the Word...

Regards...MUD

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-19   16:19:51 ET  (6 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#477. To: Cyber-Band, goldilucky, MeeknMing (#475) (Edited)

"Liars!!"
(To be sung to Creed's "Higher")

While FReepin', we're fightin' fer a BetterWorld...
Fight RATS' Slime, my FRiends!!
'Cuz we're Right...we'll fight BigGuv'mentWaste...
'Cuz we don't wanna lose OUR Country to Left's HATE!!
FReedom is a hunger...to control our own Fates!!
Shun the LIES!! DemRATS we'll Liberate!!
Folks, let's ROLL there!!
Can't let Slick escape!!
Come on, REJECT FEAR!!
Mitt Romney WE AIN'T!!
Clinton is a LIAR!!
'Tis our Fate...INDICT RATS' Schemes!!
DemRATZ're all LIARS!!
'Tis YER Fate...FER Justice FReep!!

Good folks, we...shall ride the Winds of Change...
To help FRee MinionsOfState!!
Fer Right(s), we shall FReep!!
'Cuz, my FRiends, we'd sacrifice all that's Right...
If WE "MovedOn"...Failed to Re-Impeach RATS' Shame!!
The Goal is to Imprison Slick...
Proclaim Slick's Disgrace...fer Bill's Rape!!
Folks, let's ROLL there!!
Shan't let Slick escape!!
Come on, REJECT FEAR!!
RAT Marxists WE AIN'T!!
BIDEN is a LIAR!!
'Tis our Fate...INDICT RATZ Schemes!!
DemRATZ're all LIARS!!
'Tis YER Fate...FER Justice FReep!!

So let's ROLL, men...DETHRONE RATZ!!
C'mon, Let's Go, FRiends...FER Justice We FReep!!
Up high I feel like I'm alive for the very first time
Said Up high I'm strong enough to take these dreams

Convict RATZ Slime!!

(The BigMan and CM on duelin' lead guitars)

Said, MUDZ high...MUDZ strong enough to make these dreams...
Convict RATZ Slime!!
BIDEN is a LIAR!!
'Tis our Fate...INDICT RATZ Schemes!!
DemRATZ're all LIARS!!
'Tis YER Fate...FER Justice FReep!!
BIDEN is a LIAR!!
'Tis our Fate...INDICT RATZ Schemes!!
FER Justice WE Aspire!!
'Tis OUR Fate...FER Justice FReep!!

FReegards...MUD

BTW...goldi, we are only without the Power to change things for the better if we refuse to stand up to those who would gladly subjugate our will.
Real positive change is tough, but I'll never believe we, as FReePersons, are not capable of instilling OUR wills on the BodyPolitic...
If that makes me NAIVE, I hope I never grow outta it!!

120 posted on 4/10/2003, 2:20:12 PM by Mudboy Slim
(Let's Just Add William Jefferson Clinton to...
Dubyuh's Axis of Evil and Git It Over With!!
)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-19   16:31:58 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#478. To: All (#476)


Wonder how Ol' CornPop is doing...probably the same as Barry Obama's brother...LOL!!


Not the WISEST, but definitely the Most CLEVER, of OUR Founding Fathers, imho...MUD

Bwahahahaha...DeeCeeRATZ B STOOOPID!!

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-19   16:38:39 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#479. To: ConservativeMan55, W04Man, dubyagee, Liz, summer, mommadooo3 (#477)

Sun-Tzu:

"Warfare is the Way of deception.
Therefore, if able, appear unable,
if active, appear not active,
if near, appear far,
if far, appear near.

"If they have advantage, entice them;
if they are confused, take them,
if they are substantial, prepare for them,
if they are strong, avoid them,
if they are angry, disturb them,
if they are humble, make them haughty,
if they are relaxed, toil them,
if they are united, separate them.

"Attack where they are not prepared,
go out to where they do not expect.
This specialized warfare leads to victory,
And may not be transmitted beforehand."

Ahhhh, soooo...MUD

32 posted on 10/17/2002 2:23 PM EDT

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-19   16:42:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#480. To: cherry_bomb88, conservativemusician, yankhater, Landru, sultan88, Happygal, ohioWfan (#477)

"Tyranny!!"
(To be sung to Pearl Jam's "Jeremy")

At home, whackin' willard o'er vanities...Ol' Slick's new "job."
Yellow-bellied SCUM!! Bill Loathes the Military. (That's ME!!)
Children slayed by tools of Butch Reno!!
Medyuh didn't give attention...ohhh, to the fact that Bubba didn't care!!
King Osama bil Clinton Fooled Left's Whore'd!!

Tyranny Woke and RATS Shall Pay!!
McAuliffe Broke Laws...Indict Today!!

Clearly, Slick remembers...sickenin' Mudboy.
Seems that intern sure could suck...
Oooh...but Slick Unleashed a Lion!!!
JimRob FReeped and Limbaugh's Legions Craved Justice!!
How could we "forget?"!! 'Cuz Slick's hit US with his evil best!!
My jaw ain't hurting, Slick's wide open.
Just like the day...like the day we learn'd....
Daddies shouldn't give affection (NO!!) to interns the same age as Chelsea-dear.
Queen HildaBeest the Wicked rules Slick's World.

Tyranny's Woken...WhupRATZ Today!!
McAuliffe Broke Laws...Indict Today!!
SlickWillie's Spokesmen...Be Quite Afraid!!
MudboySlim'll Smoke Slick...RATS Beware!!

Try to forget this...try to erase this from the blackboard.

FReegards...MUD

5 posted on 09/29/2002 2:48 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-19   16:49:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#481. To: All (#478) (Edited)


RATZ Lie!! RATZ Cheat!! RATZ Steal Electionz!!
RATZ Mass-Murder MillionZ!!


Bring it ON, Hillary!! YOU Nasty Skank WHORE!!

Deplorably Yours...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-19   16:56:18 ET  (6 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#482. To: cherry_bomb88, sultan88, jla, iceskater, Corin Stormhands, Administrative Simplification, AdSimp, Landry (#480)

Did I ever tell ya 'bout...

"The Legend of Mudboy Slim"
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels' Band's "Legend of Wooley Swamp")

Well, if you ever go back to the BonAir Swamp, well, you oughtta just do what's Right!!
There's things out there in the middle of them woods that make DemLib'rals cry from fright.
RATZ still crawl and Med'yuh lies and Clinton sleeps around on the town...
And they say the ghost of Mudboy Slim gets up and he FReeps around.

Landru couldn't believe it!! Boy just had to find out for hisself.
Sultan couldn't conceive'it!! The dude never would have listened to nobody else.
MizBunny couldn't believe it!! She just had to find out for herself...
There's somethings in this world you just can't explain.

Spoken:
Ol' Mudboy lived in the Virginny Swamp, back in his cave on the woods.
He never did do a lotta harm to the world, 'cuz he always tried doin' Good.
People didn't think too much of MUD...they all thought he acted funny.
Ol' Mudboy didn't care 'bout DemSheeple anyway...All MUD cared about was gettin' JUSTICE!!
He'd stuff his songs down in remote threads and he'd bury tunes all around.
And on certain nights if the moon was Right he'd dig 'em up out with their sounds....
Slim'd pour his heart out on the floor of his cave and run his vocals through it.
Yeah, Mudboy Slim was an ORNERY old man and that's all that there was to it!!

DemRINOZ couldn't believe it. They just had to find out for themselves.
Med'yuh couldn't conceive'it 'cause DemRATZ never would have listened to nobody else.
JimRob wouldn't believe it. He just had to find out for hisself...
There's somethings in this world you just can't explain.

DemClintons was white trash. They forced most of US FReeper's ta FReep.
They were mean as Butch Reno and sneaky as RATS and quite arrogant when they'd speak.
One night Ol' Slickboy Willie said, "Y'all meet me at Ol' Muddy's Cave later.
We'll take old Mudboy's Justice and we'll feed him to the Litigators."
They found Ol' Mudboy out in the back with a guitar in his hand,
Thirteen RightWing FReeper songs was just dug up out of the sand.
Then, T-Mac went crazy and he beat Ol' Mudboy, and Slick picked Slim up off of the ground.
Threw MUD in Left's Swamp and stood there and laughed as the BlackWater sucked him down.
Then they turned around and went back to MUDZ shack and picked up MUDZ Justice and ran.
Slick hadn't gone nowhere when they realized they were publicizing MUDZ Band.
McAuliffe struggled and Slick squealed but they couldn't get away and just before they went under
They could hear Ol' Mudboy laughing and a voice say,
"Fear MUDZ Justice!!!"

And that's been fifty years ago and you can go by there yet.
There's a spot in the yard in the back of MUDZ shack where the ground is always wet.
And on summer nights, if the moon is right down by that dark footpath,
You can hear Slick Willie sqeeeeeealin'. You can hear Ol' Mudboy laugh!!!

BWAHAHAHAhahaha...MUD

179 posted on 4/11/2003, 11:07:52 AM by Mudboy Slim

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-19   17:06:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#483. To: All (#481)

Sad, but TRUE...MUD

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-19   17:07:36 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#484. To: All (#482) (Edited)

HeirRATZstockRATZsee....spoiled, rotten TrustFund Terrorists....aka Marxist ManDaterz, Tyrants, and SOCIAL DemocRATZ, promoters of Hate, Fear, and EnSLAVEment...aka ANTIFA and BLM, Inc.

Time 2 drive a STAKE thru the Heart of Marxist MORONICism once and for all!!

Little Johnnie, little Suzie...ignore your RAT teachers, kids, RATZ are self-loathing lowlifes HOO blame Society for their own inadequacies...Pay DemRATZ no heed...we will find you a BETTER environment for learning than the current PubliK Skewel System...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-20   5:36:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#485. To: All dem BureaucRATZ and PltocRATZ HOO continue to POLLUTE the DeeCee Swamp... (#404)

"DeeCee bureaucRATZ are overpaid, underworked, and largely detrimental to the Nation as a whole.
These SwampRATZ are unaccountable paper-pushers and brown-nosers, and we can replace 80% of them with robots and computers.
Then we can rehire DemRATZ as ditchdiggers and toll- takers, etc.

Fire ALL DemRATZ....MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-20   10:21:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#486. To: BigMan, conservativemusician, Stevie Miller (#120)

"Black XX"

"Ain't Jokin'!!"
(To be sung to Steve Miller Band's "The Joker")

Dem sheeple call MUD a spaced-out boy.....yeah...
'Cuz I see a future that's Just.
Some FReepers call me Moe Reese...
'Cuz I seek the Imprisonment of S.C.U.M.**!!

Sheeple squawk, "Let Willie Be!!"
Say Right's tellin' you wrong, steerin' you wrong...
Well, don't you worry, Nation, don't worry...
Cause MUD's right here--fightin'--right here where he belongs!!

'Cuz MUD's a FReeper...MUD's a grinnin'...
Slick's a Felon...should be in prison...
We'll FReep Left's music 'gainst RATS' S.C.U.M.**!!

I ain't jokin'...Laws've been broken...
DemRATS' are misspoken...
Demand Justice fer Slick's TREASON!!
Wooo Hooooo Wooo Hooo...!!

(CM and the BigMan workin' the guitars)

Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!

Folks, keep FReepin'...'gainst Bill Clinton!!
Slick's a Felon...must be imprisoned...
We'll sing MUDZ music with Ol' Rush!!

I ain't jokin'...Truth's unspoken...
Slick's a Crim'nal Joker!!
Nation, REJECT RATS' Commie S.C.U.M.**!!

(Mo' funky guitar)

WOO HOOO WOOO HOOOO...!!
FReepers keep talking about Slick Willie...
'Cuz Ol' Slick did US all wrong-ong...
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry, Country!!
Cause MUDZ Right HERE...Slick's TOAST!!

Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...MUD

BTW...RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

Slick Willie's a Serial Rapist...
MOVE ON, you say?! Over my dead body...MUD

1 posted on 6/12/2003, 12:25:54 AM by Mudboy Slim

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-20   10:30:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#487. To: All (#483)


Big Pharma is a TOOL of DemRATZ in DeeCee and Commies in Beijing!!


Too TRUE...

No longer a matter of "IF" TraitorJOE Biden RESIGNZ, just a matter of "WHEN?!"

Quite SincereLEE...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-20   10:36:41 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#488. To: sultan88, 88, XXX88XXX, cherry_bomb88, 88 Vestal Virginz, icesk8r, 88 Bottlez of BEER on the Wall, goldilucky, poet, coteblanche (#486)

"JoeBiden FOOLS!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Bellbottom Blues")

SlickWillie FOOLS, you make US fight...
Right ain't gonna lose this feeling!!
And if I could choose...a rage to ignite...
It would be 'gainst YOU, Bubba!!!!

Do you wanna help MUD Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!!
Are ya gonna FReep Slick ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We can't let Slick git away!!
Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In their hearts, Libs don't like RAPE!!

Left's all Wrong, but We're ALL Right!!
The Nation's still healthy, Patriots!! Ahh-hmmmm...
RightWing is Strong, and We'll Win The Fight!!
RATScum best git usedta LOSIN'!!

Do you wanna help MUD Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!!
Are ya gonna FReep Slick ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We can't let Slick git away!!
Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In their hearts, Libs don't like RAPE!!

(Purty jammin' by TheBigMan)

Do you wanna help MUD Dethrone RATZ Whorez?!! Do You?!!
Are ya gonna FReep RATZ ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We can't let RATZ git away!!
Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Marxists Sanction HATE!!
In their hearts, RATZ love ManDatez!!

JoeBidenFOOLS, tell RATZ "Good-Bye!!"
We're surely gonna FReep as "FRiends"...
And when we do, don't act surprised...
When you hear Slick loves his CellMatezBuggerin'!! OOO-oooH!!

Do you wanna help MUD Dethrone RATZ Whore'd?!! Do You?!!
Are ya gonna FReep RATZ ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We can't let RATZ git away!!
Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Marxists Sanction HATE!!
In their hearts, RATZ love ManDatez!!
We shan't let Lib'ralz Sanction HATE!!
In their hearts, RATZ love ManDatez!!

Mudboy Slim

BTW...Bill Clinton Shall Be Dethroned When Leftist demRATZ Reject His Faux Populism!!
Until then, the DemonRAT Party will continue to IMPLODE!!!

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

Quite Sincerely...MUD

1 posted on 11/20/2002 5:45 AM EST by Mudboy Slim

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-20   10:50:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#489. To: All TRUMPsterz (#487)


DemocRATZ have ALWAYS been the Party of Racial Hatred...and always will be.


I smell Hildabeeest...


"Little Red Lying Tool"...
Shameful--and SHAMEless--human, imho.


We got it covered for now, President Trump...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-20   10:58:41 ET  (6 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#490. To: All (#488)

25 Signs You've Grown Up...

1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those darn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."****
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you.

Heh heh heh...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-20   11:02:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#491. To: All (#120)

"JOEY, CREEP from Delaware...?"

"Billy, King from Arkansas"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Mary, Queen of Arkansas")

Billy, King from Arkansas, it's not tooo early fer leavin'...
The Country's grown tired of yer scumbag style...
And yer Outlaw "Charm"'s become unseemly!!
Billy, Left's King, your Untruths are revilin'...
No, yer not too great to denigrate, the Nation's just realizin'...

Well, I'm just a lone EX-DemocRAT [not really], home-building's my trade...
But I've been sickened by your scand'lous acts,
You're a Danger to the State!!
Willie, VILE King, your blows 'gainst FReedom are missin'!!
No-o-o, you're not Man enough for me to hate, so wisen up and listen!!

No, the White House ain't fer TRAITORS...
You're supposed to be PROTECTIN' our borders!
Yeah...while your close friends serve as martyrs,
You're the one who's givin' the orders!!
No, Left cannot go on livin' this LIE...
And you're not fit fer leadin'!!
Ohhh...you let the Red Chinese infiltrate...
While Lady Justice's bleedin'....

Billy, King from Arkansas. your vile spin is deceivin'...
And your schtick's so great, I took the bait,
And you almost had me believin'.
But in your face, Willie, I can see a likeness to "TheJuice"!!
No, I don't know how y'ALL can look US in the eye,
While obstructin' the goddamn truth!!

But I know a place where you can go, JOEY...
Where you can get a new job and start all over again, "clean"!!
Ohhh, you got contacts deep in China, boy...
Where Tyrants slaughter folks like me....!!

Mudboy Slim (9/9/99)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-20   11:12:52 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#492. To: All (#489)


Folks no longer FEAR the Hildabeeest...WeThePeople PITY IT...!!

Sorry...but I just threw up in my mouth, just a little...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-20   11:18:24 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#493. To: All (#491)

"Thunderous Thighs"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Faraway Eyes")

I wuz drivin' home, early Sunday mornin', thru DeeCeeTowne...
List'nin' to Ol' Mick Jagger on the AM radio station...
And the DeeJay said, "You know you always got the Left by your side!"
And I wuz so pleased to be informed of this...
That I drove thru Slick's Whore House with my four-wheel!!
Thank ya, Clinton!! Thank ya, Gore!!

Slick had an arrangement to meet a girl...
Another intern date...
But Bill thought by the time he got there...
She'd be off, she'd be doin' the nearest Senator she could find!!
Much to his surprise, there she wuz...pickin' at her thong-wear...
Big Mo' Lewinsky, blue beret on her head...
Justa girl...with thunderous thighs!!

So if Ol' Hell'ry won't suck...
'Cuz the First Dame don't do guys...
Find a girl with thunderous thighs!!
And if you're horny and dusty...
'Cuz your wife don't do the jam...
Getta girl with thunderous thighs!!
Well...

Well, the Lib'rals keep right on sayin'...
That all you need to do is send more tax money to the...
"Sacred" DeeCee Whores of Guv'ment...
Located somewhere in downtown District of Columbia!!

But next week, they'll play MUDZ songs on the ray-dee-oh...
And all Right's dreams shall come true!!
RATZ're dead...and next week, Lord hear my prayer...
Hear me, world...folks, you know what kinda lies RATZ spout...
But I'll tell ya...

So now Slick's down on his luck...
'Cuz Ol' Hell'ry don't do guys...
Hired a girl...with thunderous thighs!!
Now, if you're downright disgusted...
And you're tired of Slick's scam...
Hire a girl to prove that Slick lies!
Yes, now Bill's down on his luck...
In jail, Ol' Slick'll soon reside...
He'll be the "girl" with pasty white thighs!!

Mudboy Slim

97 Posted on 09/29/2000 08:37:21 PDT by Mudboy Slim

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-20   11:24:45 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#494. To: All (#492) (Edited)

Calls for Bidenz Impeachment/Resignation shall reach a roaring Crescendo in the Spring and Summer of 2023, imho...
And Marxist SocialDemocRATZ shall be amongst the LOUDEST calling for TraitorJoez HEAD on a Platter...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-20   11:30:03 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#495. To: A K A Stone (#438)

"Too much is just enough."
-- Mark Twain, on whiskey

(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

I feel the same way about chilled, decent-quality, 100% Blue Agave tequila...MUD

BTW...I don't drink much these days, either, but if/when you do, what is your liquor of choice?

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-21   10:12:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#496. To: Meat Loaf, ALL Meat Loaf Fans (#490)

Meat Loaf...dead at 72. May he rest in peace...MUD

"I’d Do Anything for Love (But I Won’t Do That)"
(Song by Meat Loaf)

And I would do anything for love,
I'd run right into hell and back
I would do anything for love,
I'll never lie to you and that's a fact

But I'll never forget the way you feel right now,
Oh no, no way.
And I would do anything for love,
But I won't do that
No I won't do that

Anything for love
Oh I would do anything for love,
I would do anything for love
But I won't do that
No I won't do that

And some days, it don't come easy
And some days it don't come hard
Some days it don't come at all
And these are the days that never end
And some nights you're breathing fire
And some nights you're carved in ice
Some nights you're like nothing I've ever seen before
Or will again

And maybe I'm crazy
Oh it's crazy and it's true
I know you can save me
No one else can save me now but you

As long as the planets are turning
As long as the stars are burning
As long as your dreams are coming true
You better believe it

That I would do anything for love
I'll be there till the final act
And I would do anything for love!
And I'll take the vow and seal a pact
But I'll never forgive myself if we don't go all the way
Tonight
And I would do anything for love
Oh I would do anything for love
Oh I would do anything for love
But I won't do that
No I wont do that

I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of
But I just won't do that
I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of
But I just won't do that
I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of
But I just won't do that

And somedays I pray for silence
And somedays I pray for soul
Somedays I just pray to the God of Sex and Drums and Rock 'N Roll.

And some nights I lose the feeling
And some nights I lose control
Some nights I just lose it all when I watch you dance and the thunder rolls

And maybe I'm lonely
That's all I'm qualified to be
There's just one and only
The one and only promise I can keep

As long as the wheels are turning
As long as the fires burning
As long as your prayers are coming true
You better believe it

That I would do anything for love
And you know it's true and that's a fact
And I would do anything for love
And there'll never be no turning back

But I'll never do it better then I do it with you
So long
So long
And I would do anything for love
Oh I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love
But I won't do that
No, no, no I won't do...

I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of
But I just wont do that

I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of
But I just wont do that

I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of
But I just wont do that

I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of
But I just wont do that

I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of
But I just wont do that

I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of
But I just wont do that

I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of
But I just wont do that

But I'll never stop dreaming of you every night of my life
No way
And I would do anything for love
Oh I would do anything for love
Oh I would do anything for love
But I won't do that
No I won't do that

Will you raise me up?
Will you help me down?
Will you get me right out of this Godforsaken town?
Will you make it all a little less cold?

I can do that!
Oh I can do that!

Will you hold me sacred?
Will you hold me tight?
Can you colorize my life I'm so sick of black and white?
Can you make it all a little less old?

I can do that
Oh oh now i can do that

Will you make me some magic with your own two hands?
Can you build an emerald city with these grains of sand?
Can you give me something I can take home?

Now I can do that
Oh now I can do that

Will you cater to every fantasy I got?
Will you hose me down with holy water, if I get too hot! (HOT)?
Will you take me places I've never known?

Now I can do that
Oh, oh now I can do that!

After a while to forget everything
It was a brief interlude and a midsummer night's fling
And you'll see that its time to move on

I won't do that
I won't do that

I know the territory
I've been around
It'll all turn to dust
And we'll all fall down
And sooner or later you'll be screwing around

I won't do that!
No, I won't do that!

Anything for love
Oh I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love
But I won't do that
No I won't do that

Pre...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-21   10:32:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#497. To: pookie18 (#494)

Trump/DeSantis 4 America the GreatAGAIN in 2024...MUD

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-21   10:36:43 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#498. To: Angelwood, tgslTakoma, kristinn, BufordP, TrueBlackMan, Alan Keyes, Mark Levin, Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck, Dana Lash, ReaganMan, Landru, jla, cherry_bomb88, Snow Bunny, Victoria Delsoul (#120)

"Black XXI"

"Come Together!!"
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Come Together")

Here comes the RightWing...We been buildin' up slowly...
We got Dubyuh leadin'...got our troops a'rollin'!!
We got Rush on the Eee-eye-bee;
Mudboy Slim ain't jokin', Right's got RATS on their knees!!

Left fears the Righteous...Libs got whupped at the polls!!
RATS love RapistWillie...Slick kills little children!!
Left's all naive fools...braindead freaks.
One thing Right must tell Dems is folks gotzta be FRee!!
Come Together, Right NOW...in DeeCee!!

DemRATS're destructin'...Libs love Eeeee-vil Tyrants!!
Left's got zero morals...Left's RAT-spine's a crackin'!!
RATS got FReeped down becuz Right's FRee!!
Fight the A.N.S.W.E.R. Commies 'cuz we loathe Tyranny!!
Come together, Right NOW...help US FReep!!

Right!! Yo...

Keep rollin', Justice...we got Soddom runnin'!!
Next, git O. bin Laden and that bozo Clinton!!
We say, "One and one and one is three!!"
RATS think Slick's good-lookin', but in Jail, Slick Shall SQUEEEEEAL!!
Come together, Right NOW!! RE-IMPEACH!!

Oh...
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yea-eah-eahh!!
Come together...yea-eah-eahh!!
Come together...yeah!!

Mudboy Slim

BTW...Please help Support OUR Troops in the War Against Lib'ral Terrorism
At the "DeeCee Counter-Protest...25 October 2003!!"

NEVER FERGIT...MUD

1 posted on 9/11/2003, 12:03:46 AM by Mudboy Slim

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-21   10:48:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#499. To: All (#497)

BWAHAHAHAhahaha...demRATZ B STOOOPID...MUD

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-21   10:53:02 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#500. To: sultan88, Landru, cherry_bomb88, FBD, goldilucky, jla, AdSimp, MeeknMing, conservativemusician (#498)

FIVE HUNNERD....

"Lib'rals!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Some Girls")

Lib'rals steal yer money...Lib'rals steal yer souls!!
Lib'rals just crave Power...o'er lives that ain't their own!!
Lib'rals love their "Programs"...Lib'rals love to TAX!!
Lib'rals, we give most our bread to...We won't ever git it back!!

Lib'rals they LOATHE Liberty...DemRATZ, They Love POWER!!
Lib'rals hide behind children...each time they beg fer MORE!!

So give'em all YER money...Do Just What Yer Told!!
Left takes more'n half of what I own...
But it's Right who's doin' the Chores!!
BigGuv'ment takes yer money...Leftists Corrupt Yer Souls!!
Lib'rals tax the shirt off yer back...and tell ya "You a selfish louse!!"

Lib'rals, they love JessieJay...Sharpton, they're UncleToms!!
American Left wants everything in the World...They're all TAKE and Never GIVE!!
Medyuh Whore'd...They're ALL Sissies...I can't stand 'em on TeeVee no mo'!!
Sometimes I venture over to CNN fer just a look...but I end up barfin' in the stall!!

White RATS, they're pretty funny...They think that 'Life's Soooo Sad!!'
Black Libs...they just wanna blame the damned Right!!
Self-reliance, they can't Stand!!
Chi-Com Spies are so subtle...They got Slick on his knees!!
But the Right knows 'bout what Left's cookin'...They're all Enemies of the FREE!!
Give Libs all YER money...Give RATZ all YER Gold!!
Bought me a house outside the City...I'll educate MY kids in my Home!!
Yeah...gonna VOTE Dem Marxists home...

LeftWing spreads manure...Lib'rals Are Corrupt!!
Lib'rals warp their children...look at Chelsea, she's such a DUNCE!!
Give Slick half YER money...we'll put Slick behind bars...
Re-Impeach Left's Boy, I say...WE'll CONVICT the Left's Biggest Star...then Laugh!!
Make Slick his cellmate's "honey"...make'im a Prison 'HO!!
Let's CONVICT Left's Evil, Patriots...
First step's to VOTE Conservative...Let's Roll!!

Mudboy Slim

615 posted on 09/23/2002 1:52 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-21   10:59:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#501. To: All (#499) (Edited)


Follow the Money...the ChiComz and Big Pharma p'OWN the Biden Administration!!


The Architect KNOWZ.....

Let's GO, Brandon!! Pudding POPS 4 EVERYONE...yeeaaay, JOE...smh.

How did we get here?!

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-21   11:05:55 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#502. To: JakeyBoy, Cyber-Band, Marysecretary, Ragtime Cowgirl, PhiKapMom, Pippin, FreeTheHostages, GunsareOK (#500)

"JakeyBoy asked if I could "play that fiddlin' song again, daddy" so here goes..."

"Mac-Auliffe Came Down to Richmond"
(To be sung to the Charlie Daniels Band's "The Devil Went Down to Georgia")

McAuliffe came down to Richmond,
He was lookin' for some votes to steal,
He was in a bind 'cuz RATS're always lyin',
And he was willin' to make a deal!
Then he came accross this young man,
Sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot...
Left's KlintonKlone jumped up on an ol' Dogwood stump,
And growled, "Boy, let me tell you what...
Perhaps you didn't know it, but I'm a politician, too,
And if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
Now you play pretty good fiddle, boy, but give this Lib'ral his due...
I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, cuz I think I'm better 'n you!"

Ol' Mud said, "My name's Mudboy and I don't trust yer spin...
But I'll take your bet and you're gonna regret,
'Cuz I'm Righter'n you ever been!"

(Chorus)
Mudboy, you rosin up your bow and play yer fiddle hard,
'Cuz Hell's broke loose in Richmond and Big Guv'mentz 4 reTARDZ.
And if you win you'll get that shiny fiddle made of gold,
But if you lose, the Lib'rals get your soul.

Terry PUNK opened up his case and said, "I'll start this show!"
Slick's Bile spewed from his lyin' lips as he rosined up his bow...
And he pulled the bow accross the strings and it made an Evil hiss!
The Lib'ral Medyuh joined in and it sounded somethin' like this...

(McAuliffe fiddle solo...Leftist Med'yuh keyboards in)

When Slick, Jr. finished, Mudboy said,
"Well, yer pretty good, Vile One,
But sit down in that chair right there,
And I'll show you how it's done!!

"Spies in Slick's White House, Leftist Scum...
Slick's sold us out to the China-men!
Sickenin' true Americans, bangin' Dem Whores,
Marxist bassTURDZ gonna Hear MUD Roar!!

(Mudboy solo)

McAuliffe bowed his head becuz he knew that he'd been beat,
And he laid that gilded crown on the ground at Mudboy's feet.
Mudboy said, "Lib'ral, you come on back if you ever want to try again,
I done told you once, EWE effeminate BITCH, I'm Righter'n you ever been!"

Mud sang, "Spies in Slick's White House, Vile TREASON!!
Willie sold his soul to the Evil One!
Slick's goin' to prison, takin' his Whore,
Medyuh's whinin', "Who Couldda Known?!"

An oldie but a goodie...MUD

1 Posted on 08/08/1999 23:30:42 PDT by Mudboy Slim

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-21   11:14:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#503. To: All (#501)

#Fire&FryDocFauci!!"

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-21   11:18:52 ET  (4 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#504. To: All (#496) (Edited)

After escaping the vile clutches of MUDZ hopelessLEE Leftist EX-wife, I can honestLEE say beyond a shadow of a doubt, that "I won't do THAT" with another DemocRAT minion. Life is too short, and RATZ are just too STOOOPID to sleep with, IMHO...MUD

BTW...not saying a bunch of hot, young Marxist RATladies have been pounding the doors of the MUDcave, clamoring to get in, but even an old fart like me needs to set SOME standards.

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-21   16:13:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#505. To: All (#120)

"Black XXIV"

"Kerry's Party!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sherry Darlin'")

Dem Lib'rals yappin'...they're all deadbeats!!
Tell 'em it's all over...gonna be so sweet...
Next November's mournin', yer gonna be goin' down to the unemployment agency!!
'Cuz each morning Right be fightin'...no, we won't give up...
'Til Dubyuh wins...traitors, just shut up!!
Gonna be the last time DemRATS gonna be threatnin' the FRee!!

(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
The dude's gawky and he's houndin' Dem young chicks!!
She can take yer guilt trip back to yer ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin's "FRee"...
Kerry's a fool, stop his blasphemy!!
Hey, Willie, why're you slayin' Kerry's Party?!!

FReeper gals flirtin' while they FReep...
They got great minds...and they know how to teach!!
There'll be no backtrackin' out here in Flyover Country!!
John Kerry, Left's love for you ain't real...
Boy, yer just fillin' in fer Hillary!!
Jane Kerry, RAT Party has its hero, Slick Willie!!

(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
Dude looks gawky while he's bird-doggin' Dem phat chicks!!
You can take yer morals back to the ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin' "FRee"...
Kerry's a FOOL, Hanoi John's tyranny!!
Hey, Hill'ry, why you playin' Kerry's Party?!!

[Mudboy on sax, CM on guitar]

Folks, keep fighting fer what's Right...ignore the pain!!
Let the bleedin'-hearted spew their spin!!
Kerry, you can run, but be warned, "Be Wary of the Right!!"
Tell Dem Lib'rals down in Central Park...
And all you politicos who're missin' the mark...
Say, Slick Willie, won't you pray fer yer Party?!
Hey, Willie, why'd you slay Kerry's Party?!

FReegards...MUD

1 posted on 2/23/2004, 10:41:20 AM by Mudboy Slim

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-24   16:59:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#506. To: All (#503)

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-24   17:07:35 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#507. To: backhoe, George W. Bush, Budge, quidam, drudge (#505)

"Already Gone!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Already Gone")

Folks, I heard Rush Limbaugh talkin' just the other day...
And Rush said, "RATS're gonna put Slick on the shelf!!
But let me tell you...MUD's got some news for you...
And you'll soon find out Right's True...
'Cuz Slick's gonna haveta eat his lunch in a JailCell!!

'Cuz Slick's already bombed...
And Right's feelin' strong!!
MUD shall sing his Vict'ry songs...
Woo, hoo,hoo,woo,hoo,hoo!!

This Prez'dent fer whom RATS voted...made me stop and wonder "WHY?!!"
But I reckon that we'll just haveta set things Right!!
Just remember this, Lib'ral, when ya listen to those who LIE...
You can be RATstars and still not know what's Right (WE're Right!!)

And Left's already done...
And Right's feelin' strong!!
Right shall sing this Vict'ry song...
Woo, hoo,hoo,woo, hoo,hoo!!!

Willie know it was YOU FOOLS who gave Slick Power...
Clinton knows it shall be YOU who helps US FReep!!
So often times it happens that YOU live yer lives in chains...
And YOU never even knew YOU have the key!!

But me, I'm already gone!!
And I'm feelin' strong!!
Right Shall Sing this Vict'ry Song...
'Cuz Slick's Already Bombed!!

Yes, RATS're already gone...
And Right's feelin' strong!!
Right shall sing this Vict'ry song...
'Cuz RATS're already done!!

Yes, Slick's already buggered...
Slick's squeeeeelin' fer more!!
All Right, Let's Fight the Fight!!

BWAHAHAHAHA...MUD

8 posted on 2/23/2004, 2:49:14 PM by Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-24   17:13:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#508. To: All (#506)


The DemocRATic Party has ALWAYS been a Party of RACISTS!!

Too TRUE...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-24   17:17:40 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#509. To: All (#507)

"Keep OUR Votes to Ourselves!!"
(To be sung to the Georgia Satellites' "Keep Yer Hands to Yerself")

We gotta little change in the offin'...gonna fight fer the RightWing...
Gonna call you on the telephone, Dubyuh...fer the Right we shall sing!!
'Cuz each time Right votes, we get the same old thing...
Always mo' guv'ment, mo' spending, well, we shan't fergit our dreams!!
Now Dubyuh, now Congress, don't put our trust upon no shelf...
We say, "Don't feed US no lies...we'll keep our votes to ourselves!!"

Now, Dubyuh and the RINOZ, why you wanna treat US this way?!
Bush, Right's still yers to employ...DemonRATZ can't feel our pain!!
Righteous shall remake history...yer The Man of the Hour!!
Right says, "Slash spending, cut Guv'ment...if you wanna stay in Power!!"
Now Dubyuh, our Nation, don't put our trust upon no shelf...
Right says, "Don't feed US no lies...or we'll keep our votes to ourselves!!"

(ConservativeMusician workin' the axe!!...MUD on harp...)

C'mon, Dubyuh, let's go.........oh yeah!!

Ya see, Right wants it real bad and Left's about to give in...
Now's when we start a'talkin' 'bout less pork...make our Guv'ment more Slim!!
Right says, "Dubyuh, we'll support ya fer the rest of our lives!!"
We said, "Big Guv'ment's fer sissies...don't you make it yer life!!"
Now Dubyuh, now Congress, don't put our trust upon no shelf!!
Right said, "Don't feed US no lies...or we'll keep your votes to ourselves!!"

(CM jammin' BIG-TIME...........plus MUD on harp)

Hell, yeah...MUD

695 posted on 12/23/2003

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-24   17:24:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#510. To: All (#508)

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-24   17:28:44 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#511. To: All (#509)

"Vile Corruption"
(To be sung to Aerosmith's "Sweet Emotion")

Vi-i-ile corru-u-uption...Re-e-eno-o's obstru-u-uctin'...
I sing about Slick, seems nobody cares...
Writing these songs, but nobody hears.
You can say I ain't sane, but I wanna make clear,
That scumbag, Willie, Slick's Dethronement's Near!!

Slick's a sweet-talkin' Lib'ral with a Socialist bent,
But his power base's gone...China money's all spent!
Well, it ain't really news, Bill's a real good liar...
But with Chris Cox's Report...Clinton's term will expire!

Re-e-eno's obstru-u-uctin'...vi-i-ile corru-u-uption...
Slick's pulled no punches attackin' Ken Starr,
Jim Carville said, "We fight dirty...'cuz this here's WAR!"
Bill's springin' them leaks, 'cuz he's tryin' to hide...
The obscene extent to which Slick's folks have spied!
Tyranny!!!

So you say we oughtta just give Bill a pass...
But Slick ain't a King...that's why we kicked Britain's ass!
That Billzabubba, he's a very bad man...
But Mudboy's on his case...Clinton doesn't stand a chance!! Oww!!!!

Mudboy Slim

5 Posted on 08/15/1999 20:20:05 PDT by Mudboy Slim

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-24   17:33:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#512. To: All (#510)

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-24   17:37:32 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#513. To: Reagan Man, ArneFufkin, coteblanche, Sabertooth, ravinson (#511)

"Truckin'!!"
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Truckin'")

Truckin'...Help the Righteous Win!!
Keep Truckin'...like that Limbaugh man...
Together - more or less in line
Right keeps Truckin' ah-ah-ah-ah-On...

Angelwood, JeffHead, and JimRob they FReepOut on Main Street
Chicago, New York, DeeCee, it's all parta the same FReep!!
Atypical Patriots involved in a typical day-FReep...
Git Ol' Slick and see what tomorrow brings!!

Dallas - got a soft machine
Houston - too close to New Orleans
New York - got the ways and means
but just won't let you be

Most of the RATS you meet on the street speak of True Love
Most of the time, they're sittin' and whinin' at home!!
One of these days, RATS know they gotta get goin'...
Dethrone Left's Whore, come join our FReeps, or Git Stoned!!

Truckin' - like that Limbaugh man
Once told me you got to play your hand
RINOs - the Power ain't worth a dime...
If you don't lay 'em down!!

Sometimes, the Truth's soo simple to see...
Other times, RATS assault the FRee!!
Lately it occurs to me
What a long strange trip it's been!!

What in the world ever became of Slick Will?
Slick lost his office, and now he isn't the same!!
Living with RATS, the HildaBeast and Cocaine...
All the World could say is "Ain't it a shame?!!"

Dubyuh -- help take Soddom Down...
Been thinkin' - we gotta whup Left's HO's!!
Takes time - you pick a place to go...
And just keep Truckin' on!!

Sitting and staring at the burnin' Twin Towers...
Gotta fight...or they're gonna strike Our Country again!!
I'd like to get some FReepin' 'fore we rumble...
'Cuz we are the GoodGuys, ya know the coppers are OUR FRiends!!

Rushbo...Come and Help US FReeP!!
Bake Sale...just like Dan's again!!
ROCK now!! We shall defeat Left's spin!!
Left just won't let you be-ee-ee-ee...

You're sick of hanging around and you'd like to travel...
Come and help us, join US in DeeCeeTown!!
You know they can't revoke our votes, Left's trying...
DETHRONE DemRATS' Whore...FReep out and dance to Right's sound!!

Sometimes the light's all shining on me
Other times I can barely see
Lately it occurs to me
what a long strange trip it's been

Truckin - I'm goin home
Whoa-oh baby, back where I belong
Back home - sit down and patch my bones
and get back Truckin on

Almost done...MUD

146 posted on 3/1/2004, 11:27:31 AM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-24   17:43:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#514. To: Mudboy Slim (#513)

A K A Stone  posted on  2022-01-25   11:32:10 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#515. To: A K A Stone (#514)

The local 3-6 talk radio guy, Jeff Katz, keeps repeating that the Biden Administration is living out Obamaz Third Term, but I think TraitorJoe is taking the destruction of the U.S. to a BLATANT new level, with an in-OUR- face arrogance that KingBarryO at least tried to hide.

GooberJoe and demRATZ seem willing to lie, cheat, steal, and Mass-Murder to empower their Tyrannical wet dreams. No nuance whatsoever...they lie to our faces thinking WeThePeople are too brainwashed to seek out alternative sources when the RATmedia prove to be antagonistic towards most everything we hold dear...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-25   18:39:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#516. To: A K A Stone (#514)

"Black XXVI"

"TraitorJoe!!"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Farmer John")

TraitorJoe, I'm opposed to yer Power!! Ohahhohh...
Ashamed of you...an yer goddamned LIES!! Ohahhohh...
I loathe the way you flop, I loathe Left's sissy-talk!!
I loathe the way RATZ wriggle...Left snickers and it mocks!!

TraitorJoe...ohahhohh...I think you are a Coward!!
Yeah, yer scum... damn yer Marxist RAT LIES!! Ooahhohh...

(Little guitar jammin')

Ohhahhhhohhhhh!!
TraitorJoe, what makes yer brain sooo STOOOPID?!
Ohahhohh...
Yer excuses...were just feckless LIES!!
We loathe the way Left mocks...and all RATZ victim-talk!!
We want the righteous Truth...RAT-fools, EWE are losing...LOSING!!

TraitorJoe, we're opposed to yer Power!!
Ohahhohh...ohahhohh..
We object...to yer DeeCee LIES!!

(More guitar jammin')

TraitorJoe...Prez'dents should guard our Borders!!
Ohahhohh...ohahhohh...ohahhohh...
(EWE) Don't deserve...to stay in our White House!!

Mudboy Slim

BTW...FReep the World...MUD

1 posted on 4/26/2004, 10:38:20 PM by Mudboy Slim

Updated NOW...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-26   17:23:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#517. To: pookie18 (#512)

Pookies Toons ROCK...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-26   17:28:04 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#518. To: Ligeia, Victoria Delsoul, Ragtime Cowgirl, M. Thatcher, Tony, dead, dude, dwbh, Mr. Jenkins (#516)

"Justa Criminal"
(To be sung to "U2's 'SO cruel'")

Slick crossed the line...Greed pushed him over!!
Justice don't matter to you...it matters to me!!
Nation's adrift...but Right's voting!!
MUD's only singin' songs...to force Leftist's down...FReedom!!

[To Slick Willie hisse'f]
Country's been fearin' you...You sold our Security!!
Folks gave you everything you ever wanted...
Death really what you wanted?!!
Women who love you, you hurt the most...
You've got no soul, yer just a ghost!!
The Left loves you...but yer TREASON is RATZ Despair!!
Willie...yer nowhere!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules...
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...yer a Criminal!!

Lib'ralism is a tender trap...Destroys Hope every time!!
Left's Poverty Pimps...enslave DemWimps...Left's Vic-tim-ized!!!
Slick's time in Jail will inevitably come...Bill's cellmates're achin' fer his love!!
Hell'ry'll make Slick beg her fer her stuff...Bill may need her icy hug!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Slick thinks, fer him, there are no rules...
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...Yer Despicable!!

Slick spit his love on that Huge Blue Dress...
While Slick's pud-whackin'...bin Laden schemed many deaths!!
Left's SCUM!! Folks, we need a shower...
SCUM...Libs're Whores fer Power!!

Aaaahhh-Haaahhhhh!!

[To SlickMYbi+c#, personally, again]
Slick, you must know, you must fear my desires...
Danger's the drug that takes you higher!!
Head of heaven, fingers...in the mire
Yer heart is racing...you can't keep up

The Right is FReepin' fer Justice!!
Between the horses of love and lust...
You'll be trampled...underfoot!!

Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules...
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Med'yuh...Marxist Tools!!

Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...To "Just Move On" we'd be damned fools!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Clinton's...Justa Criminal!!

Mudboy Slim (18 October 1999)

Updated...MUD

487 posted on 02/09/2002 2:49 AM EST by Mudboy Slim

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-26   17:35:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#519. To: All (#517)


TraitorJoe IS Fredo Corleone...

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-26   17:39:18 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#520. To: All (#519)

Too true...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-26   17:40:59 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#521. To: A K A Stone (#514) (Edited)

"ABCDEFU: An Ode to the Left"
(As Performed by Sarah Gonzales Unfiltered)

Fuck you and your mom and your sister and your job
And your broke-ass car and that shit you call art
Fuck you and your friends that I'll never see again
Everybody but your dog, you can all fuck off

I swear I meant to mean the best when it ended
Even tried to bite my tongue when you start shit
Now you're textin' all my friends asking questions
They never even liked you in the first place
Dated a girl that I hate for the attention
She only made it two days, what a connection
It's like you'd do anything for my affection
You're goin' all about it in the worst ways

I was into you, but I'm over it now
And I was tryin' to be nice
But nothing's getting through, so let me spell it out

A-B-C-D-E, F-U
And your mom and your sister and your job
And your broke-ass car and that shit you call art
Fuck you and your friends that I'll never see again
Everybody but your dog, you can all fuck off

Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
A-B-C-D-E, F-U

You said you just needed space and so I gave it
When I had nothin' to say you couldn't take it
Told everyone I'm a bitch, so I became it
Always had to put yourself above me

I was into you, but I'm over it now
And I was tryin' to be nice
But nothing's getting through, so let me spell it out

A-B-C-D-E, F-U
And your mom and your sister and your job
And your craigslist couch and the way your voice sounds
Fuck you and your friends that I'll never see again
Everybody but your dog, you can all fuck off

Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
A-B-C-D-E, F-U
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
A-B-C-D-E, F-U

And your mom and your sister and your job
And your broke-ass car and that shit you call art
Fuck you and your friends that I'll never see again
Everybody but your dog, you can all fuck off

Source: MusixMatch
Songwriters: Sara Davis / David Bruce Pittenger / Taylor Gayle Rutherford
abcdefu lyrics © Big Music Machine, Straight From The Art Music, National Dog Music,
Songs Of Universal Inc., Three Minute Movies, Songs By Aras

I love THIS, Stone...Ms. Gonzalez nails it!!
...and she names names at the end...MUD

41,399 views...Premiered Dec 22, 2021

BTW...I would LOOOVE to see this "Go Viral!!"

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-28   10:39:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#522. To: pookie18 (#520) (Edited)

"Pookies Toons ROCK!!"

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-28   10:47:38 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#523. To: ReaganMan, Ronaldus Maximus, The Gipper, Ol' Dutch, The Great Liberator (#521) (Edited)

"Black XXVIII"

"Dutch's Home!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Thunder Road")

Effete Whore'd's damned...Reagan's hearse waits...
RATS' derision towards Nancy, the Right ignores...
As Sean Hannity raves!!
Liberator's fightin' fer "the lowly"...
Hey, I'm FReer 'cuz what Reagan showed me!!
Dutch's headin' home again...Right claims his grace...we're not alone!!
We gathered outside...Leftists, you know just what we're here for!!
RATS're scair't 'cuz they're thinkin'...our Nation ain't listenin' to FOOLS anymore!!
Show a little faith, there's passion on the Right!!
RATS're poltroonish...we'll win the Big Fight!!
Folks, FReedom's all Right to me!!

Left ain't Right...we'll recover...RATZ loss is our gain!!
Right's awestruck...cut Big Guv'ment...shed programs to the States!!
Wasteful Guv'ment is FReedom's Bane!!
Righteous saviors, conspire...help US FReep!!
Normal folks...not "heroes"...we fight fer Good!!
At each election, VOTE Fer FReedom, World!!
Liberty is always Good!!
It's our chance to fight RATS' Lust Fer Power!!
Dutch, what else can we do now?!!
We'll educate Dem Lib'rals...reject Left's spin...show that Right cares!!
'Cuz the Right's future's hopeful...this Nation rejects Left's feeble fears!!
We've got one more chance to seal the deal...
Let's make that City on a Hill!!
Right's on track...Heaven's callin' "Dutch" Reagan back!!
Oh oh...come join our stand!!
Fightin' fer what's Right...come hear our Righteous band!!
Oh oh...Dutch is home...folks, Dutch is Home!!
Yeah, 'neath the Dome!!
Standing out here, gettin' scorched by the sun...
Still, we'll stand and wait...we love Reagan like his sons!!
Lord, Dutch is Home!! We're Right...we're Bold!!
Dutch is Home!!

Yes, Reagan was our star...he outsmarted Ol' Gorbachev!!
Got the Country on track...now Gip's ready to take that long walk...
To where folks, they live in Peace!!
The gates're open...say "Howdy" to Saint Pete!!
We know Nancy's lonely...her loving heart is broken!!
But tonite Ronnie's FRee...after Righteous Words were spoken...
There are tears in our eyes...fer all the dreams he liberated!!
We'll honor Gip's memory 'til we're olde...by rededicatin' our lives to Reagan's aims!!

[We'll] revere his name each time when we FReep!!
Ron's Revolution's grown...fight DemRATS 'til we're FRee!!
'Cuz all Dem Leftist fools don't know Ron...
RATS fear the RightWing's soaring dawn...
'Cuz when we fight righteous wars, Left's gone!!
Fight RATS' spin...John Kerry can't win!!
DeeCeeTowne's full of LOSERS...but, fer the Gip, the RightWing Shall Win!!

Mudboy Slim

On Thursday, 10 June 2004, I took a half-day off and went to pay my respects to "The Greatest President in MY Lifetime!!" as he laid in State at the U.S. Capital Building.
After getting in line just after 4:30 P.M., it took until right around 8:00 before I entered the great dome, and gazed upon the flag-draped coffin of The Great Liberator!!

It's a day I will NEVER forget!! While I waited in line, I FReeped this song dedicated to the Reagan Legacy and the man who brought it about!!

FReegards...MUD

1 posted on 6/12/2004, 12:14:20 AM by Mudboy Slim

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-28   10:59:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#524. To: All (#522)


Kalifornia is a Marxist HELLhole!!


TRUE DAT...


Bread and Circuses, y'All...

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-28   11:07:09 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#525. To: RonaldReagan (#523)

"Reagan!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's acoustic version of "Layla")

What did we do to deserve Ronnie?!
Communicatin' fer what's Right...
Gip's been suff'rin' and fightin' much too long...
But now he's sittin' by His side!!

Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Gipper showed you win by being Right!!

Gave the Oppressed liberation...
While Dem Leftists just tore you down!!
RATS're fools!! Right fell in love with you!!
Changed the whole world...Righteous Power!!

Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Ronnie proved you win by being Right!!

Found humor in ev'ry situation...
Yer quips drove DemRATZ INSANE!!
FReepers say, "We'll meet again someday!!"
Heaven rejects the Marxists' pain!!

Reagan!! Created Liberty!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Dutchman showed you win by being Right!!

Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Gipper proved you win by being Right!!

Most Reverent FReegards...MUD (06/06/2004)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-28   11:12:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#526. To: All (#524)


PM Trudeauz a Marxist FRUITcake!!


DeeCeeRATZ are Chi-Com WHOREZ!!

Quite SincereLEE...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-28   11:16:58 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#527. To: Mudboy Slim (#526)

A K A Stone  posted on  2022-01-29   17:40:56 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#528. To: A K A Stone (#527)

A fish as a comfort pet? Not sure if the Belgium-ITEZ are all wussies or they just believe all American tourists are Marxist snowFLAKEZ.... hmmmm.... ..

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-30   7:30:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#529. To: A K A Stone (#527) (Edited)

The Redskins new name is the Washington Commanders, but I still prefer the DeeCee SwampRATZ or maybe just simply the Tyrannical ManDaterz...MUD

P.S...even better, the Richmond RedXinZ!!

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-31   16:05:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#530. To: Cyber-Band, Stumpy, DiscoDave, The BigMan, Dr. MonDremo, JazzyJosh, JayMO, Snake, Fingerz, LittleBill, Skeeter, Steve Dallas, The Commodore, Sal, MUDmonSKY, Poker Face, pokerboy (#120)

"Black XXXI"

"First What We'll Do Is Write About It!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "All I Can Do Is Write About It")

(spoken "2-3-4")

All these lies we've been fed...
Left says we shouldn't care.
Lib'rals[/RINOs] just say, "Right should just MOVE ON!!"
Folks laugh, they think we're playin'...
FReepin' Clinton fer his Crimes...
But We Want Justice...INDICT DemRATZ NOW!!!

Shall we ever see a Senator Protest In-Justice?!!
Or the Med'yuh report on Slick's Tyranny?!!
It's the Patriotic Duty of Good Citizens of this Country...
C'mon Sheeple, let's kick ass on Dem Elites!!

Please, Lord, grant me the strength to change things...
Show Dem POLTROONS We're Right and Left IS Wrong!!
'Cuz I can see Big Guv'ment a'slowly creepin'...
Lord, aid me and mine against Left's SCUM!!

(Dr. MonDremo ticklin' the ivories...Mordecai Vesuvius on acoustic guitar)

Like to see Left's RAPIST get what's coming...
Would YOU like to see Left's TRAITOR crushin' rocks?!!
Good folks needta stop and think about, well, Slick's Chi-Com TREASON...
Folks, you oughtta listen to my songs.

Good Lord, grant me the strength to change things...
Show DemRAT fools WE'RE Right and They Are Wrong!!
'Cuz I can see Big Guv'ment a slowly creepin'...
Lord, help me inspire Our Righteous Throng!!!

(key change to A for piano solo by Mudboy Slim)
A E D (played 4x)
(back to G)

Chi-Com Spyin', Abuse of Power...it ain't pretty!!
But the things Left write about us prove they're Slick's Whores!!
You can take Mudboy out of ol' Dixieland...
But Left'll never take his FReedoms from Mudboy!!

Please Lord, grant us the Power to change it...
Show all the World We're Right and Left is WRONG!!
'Cuz I can see Left's EVIL a slowly creepin'...
Lord, help me and mine refute Left's Scum!!

Patriots, I foresee Slick's Judgement...Right Shall Dethrone Him!!
Folks, help me and mine Slaughter Left's Scum.

FReegards...MUD (1/10/02)

223 posted on 11/8/2004, 2:39:49 PM by Mudboy Slim
(Yep, Lib'rals, Dubyuh's got a FReepin' MANDATE!!)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-31   17:05:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#531. To: JessieLee, JakeyBoy, Eener Reissem, Uncle Mark, Big Lou (#526)


In the political wilderness, the much-feared Hildabeeest ponders...
"HOO NEXT needs 2 die 2 get IT the Presidency...?"


Women drivers...I don't TRUST either one of them...


Kalifornia is for Marxist MORONZ...Lex Luther their asses!!

America is the Land of the Not-So-Free Marxist Minions...
And the Home of the WOKE, wussy-boy, DeeCeeRAT snowflakes!!

Quite SincereLEE...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-31   17:17:38 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#532. To: JessieLee, JakeyBoy, Eener (#526) (Edited)

Delphinium; GeorgeW23225; ironman; Ironword; MUDDOG; FISHHOG; Joe Montana; Buckeroo; Jeff Head

"LawBreaker!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones "Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo (Heartbreaker)")

US FReepers done nailed Slick Willie...
We've chased Algore 'cuz he's a DORK!!
Usin' McAwful, Chairman of the DNC...
Right'll make Osama bill's cellmate bark!!

LawBreakers...with yer Medyuh Whore'd...
Right's gonna tear Left's World apart!!
RINO punks...yer just Blueblood Bores...
Christ's gonna quench yer ravenous void!!

Each vacuous Lib'ral is our FReepin' goal, y'all...
Tell 'em, "Bring it to JimRob's Forum!!"
Slick lied...he ain't dirt...yer MUD's gallery...
Dem Lib'rals said, "MUD has no chance...no chance!!"

LawBreakers...LawBreakers...
You know our Rage shan't be denied!!
LawBreakers...StainMakers...
Smite thy Leftists' Ignorance Desired!!!

Oh yeah...doo doo doo dah doooo...oh yeah!!
Doo doo doo doo dah...
Gonna tear Lefgt's World apart!!
Oh yeah...doo doo doo dah doooo...oh yeah!!
Doo doo doo doo dah...
Gonna tear Left's World apart!!

(Haunting guitar solo...)

LawBreakers...LawBreakers...
You shall now feel our Righteous Storm!!
McAuliffe!! Terry Mac!!
Right's gonna tear yer vile world down!!

Oh yeah...doo doo doo dah doooo...oh yeah!!
Doo doo doo doo dah...
Gonna tear Left's World apart!!

Mudboy Slim (OBX...8/27/02)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-31   17:20:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#533. To: Delphinium, GeorgeW23225, ironman, Ironword, MUDDOG, FISHHOG, Joe Montana, Buckeroo, Jeff Head (#531)

Thomas Sowell ROCKS...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-31   17:30:48 ET  (3 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#534. To: Landru, Taxman, Doctor Raoul, stand watie, ironman, tgslTakoma, sauropod, Angelwood, BillF (#532)

"Sheeple, Git Ready!!"
(To be sung to the Impression's "People Git Ready")

People get ready, JusticeTrain's a'comin'...
We don't need RATZ baggage, you must git on board!!
All you need is strength to see the DeeCee SwampRATZ!!
Don't need no Drug War, we just Thank OUR Lord!!

Guitar break #1:

GoodPeople get ready fer our Jihad 'Gainst Marxists!!
Right's sendin' out messengers from coast to coast!
TRUTH is the key!! Reject RATZ WHORE'D...Ignore 'em!!
There's hope for all among those loved the most.

Guitar break #2 (w/key change to D):

TRUTH's Been Exhumed...RATZ are hopeless sinners...
Lib'ralz hurt all Mankind just to Weild their Power!!
Seek Justice fer those whose TREASON kills children...
For there's no hotter place than where Joe Biden's goin'!!

So Patriots, git ready!! JusticeTrain's a'comin'...
Folks don't need BigGuv'ment, must REJECT RATZ Whore'd!!
All you need is Truth to see DemRATZ LOVE Tyrants!!
Clinton can STICK IT--in Slick's CellMate's hole!!

Mudboy Slim (03/01/2003)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-31   17:42:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#535. To: A K A Stone, pookie18, Badeye, sneakypete, goldilucky, Landru, kristinn, Angelwood, BufordP (#527)

Anybody else thinking about hitting CPAC down in sunny Florida later this month?!


Dem EducRATZ done pissed off the wrong demographic...LOL!!


TraitorJoe is Xi's BEE-ahhhtch!!
RATZ know JOE and the whole BidenKLAN is dirty with Chi-Com CASH!!


Dr. Sowell is a GENIUS!! Been an avid follower of him since the late-80s when he used to write a weekly column for Forbes magazine.

I never missed a single column he printed, and I was never disappointed by Dr. Sowell's wisdom.
Of the folks still alive that I'd like to meet as part of my Bucket List, Thomas Sowell is right there at the top.
Others...Victor Davis Hanson...President Trump...Bruce Springsteen (hey, I know his politics are confused, but I can set him RIGHT)...Clarence Thomas...I know I'm forgetting someone important...

#FIREthenFRYherrFAUCI!!

Quite SincereLEE...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-02-03   14:55:43 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#536. To: All EWE SnowFLAKE RATZ and RINOZ!! (#534)

"Marx is VILE!!"
(To be sung to Robert Plant's "Hurting Kind")

Left's got "World Saving" schemes...
Tells the World, "EWE'll Comply!!"
Fascists need US to be TOOLS...
'Cause RATZ are Marxist SLIME!!
Left's sold their SOULZ to Beijing...
Tis POWER DemRATZ love best!!

We gotta WAKE UP, Nation!!
CreepyJoe just crapped his bed!!
Right's gotta fight Left's "SPIN"...
There's NOTHING RATZ won't do!!
Trump's coming UP real fast...
We got OUR eyes on EWE!!
Yeah!! Folks despise Big Guv!!
Yes, folks LOVE being FREE!!

SnowFlakez whine, "Life Ain't Fair..."
Sheep LOVE Tyranny...RATZ!!
Oh yes...Right'll DEVOLVE Power!!
Let's balk against GUV...let God be OUR Judge...let's STALK DemRAT SCUM!!

Let's sing about it...
We're Right!! Far Right!! Trumpz Right!!
We got OUR eyes on EWE!!
We're Right!! Far Right!! Trumpz Right!!
We got OUR eyes on EWE...Yeah!!

Righteous hearts, never fear!!
It's justa start...it'll take years!!
Right's RedHot!! JOE'S A BUM!!
And Patriots, Right MUST CARE!!
Folks must balk against Big Guv...let God be OUR Judge...let's stalk DemRAT SCUM!!
We're Right!! Far Right!! Trumpz Right!!
We got OUR eyes on EWE!!
We're Right!! Far Right!! Trumpz Right!!
We got OUR eyes on EWE!!

Yeah..oh oh...RATZ mock OUR Values...
Won't EWE see?! Marxists hurt EWE!! Can't you see?!
It's plain to me...good folks LOVE Liberty!!
Yeah...oh..oohhh...
Ahhh...ahhh...ahhh...
RATZ got virulent schemes...
RATZ "New World" just ain't Right!!
RATZ don't serve...they gotta RULE!!
They're Marxist SLIME!!
Wanna RULE the World!!
RATZ are braindead TOOLZ!!

Coming on real fast...WE got OUR eyes on EWE!!
We're Right!! Far Right!! Trumpz Right!!
We're Right!! Far Right!! Trumpz Right!!
We're Right!! Far Right!! Trumpz Right!!
We're Right!! Far Right!! Trumpz Right!!
We're Right!! Far Right!! Trumpz Right!!
We're Right!! Far Right!! Trumpz Right!!
We're Right!! Far Right!! Trumpz Right!!
We're Right!! Far Right!! Trumpz Right!!

(fade out)

Mudboy Slim (3 February 2022...3:33 AM)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-02-03   15:27:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#537. To: All (#535)


Yep...Follow the MONEY!!

Pookies TOONS ROCK...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-02-03   15:32:28 ET  (6 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#538. To: Get Outta Dodge!, Biff Tannen, war, Willie Green, goldilucky, redleghunter, Landru, FunkyDan Medina (#536)

"MUDZ Wisdom, Silliness, & STOOPIDITY?!"

"It's Hard to be a Saint in THIS City!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "It's Hard To Be A Saint In The City")

MUDZ skin's thick like leather, gotta righteous mindset like Rush Limbaugh...
MUD was born blue-blood Navy, but I thirst fer the Truth we'll show ya!!
Right must talk like Reagan, smite Progressive PUNKS...
DemRATZ, we're gonna get to know ya!!
With MUDZ Black Threads attacking Left's airhead FREAKS...
Lib'ral networks, Marxist twirps fight like girleymen twinks...
When I jog down Broad Street, friendly neighbors they beep...
Sweet sisters fell back and said, "Don't Mudboy look pretty..."
Dem "Marxists 4 Obama" whinin', "RATZ run Richmond city!!"
US Church Hill boys sure talk gritty...
It's so hard to show restraint, so I'm witty!!

Mudboy's just cleaning his alley, MUD can talk some trash!!
Fightin' t'wits 'cuz they're awful, Devolve Power to the States at last!!
Truth is the Left's main problem 'cuz they're braindead RAT-FOOLS!!
This RightWing scrambler's whuppin' Guv'ment TOOLS!!
Next, we'll defeat Left's Power...Marxist RATZ we'll confound!!
Obama appeared like Jesus to RAT-freaks in DeeCee...
Promising the Land he would give RATZ Health Care fer "FREE"!!
He'll feel MUDZ sour breath on his neck, if we decide to IMPEACH!!
It's not hard to seem like Saints when yer bein' compared to RAT- FREAKS!!

RightWing's ragin' fer OUR Country...Right shan't quit 'til Left is DEAD!!
As DemRATZ crack up, MUDZ singin'...SynTaurz shall feed yer head!!
We'll fight against RAT-Power and we'll ping folks to OUR threads!!
Folks, there's too much Fed'ral Guv'ment...FOOLS gotta wise up, Screw DeeCee!!
We're fed up, Barry smokes POT...Statists HATE those HOO R unique!!
MUDZ heart keeps beatin' faster...Marxists, KNEEL and kiss MUDZ feet!!
Spending's MADE US this hole...sing, "To HELL with DeeCee!!"
And Dem Hokie spinsters shore look pretty...
Dem Lib'rals want yer wallet, whinin' "Nickels fer yer pity!!"
Still us Church Hill boys p'OWN this City!!
It's so hard to be a Saint when yer pretty...

Mudboy Slim (26 February 2010)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-02-03   15:46:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#539. To: All (#537)

The dreaded Hildabeest LIVES...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-02-03   15:52:28 ET  (6 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#540. To: Murron, mel, AuntB, GrandmaC, Snow Bunny, FallGuy, AdSimp, jla, kristinn, BufordP, TrueBlackMan, ironman (#538)

"Right!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Night")

MUD gets up every morning and he's wound up as hell...
He's gotta work late 'cuz BigGuv'ment's ringin' his bell!!
Don't you pout...yer yer father's son!!
Winning's the start of a beautiful run!!
Yes, Mudboy's Right!! Patriots, stock up yer house...
Stand up and fight...folks, rise up and DO WHAT'S RIGHT!!
Leftists' world is busting at its seams...
Right's rejecting Obama's Marxist dreams...
Holding on to what's Right...folks, we'll work all day...
Let's blow Left away 'cuz we're RIGHT!!

Yes, DeeCee's filled with Truth Evaders...
Obama LIES!! DemRATS are vile invaders!!
But "He's so pretty" say the Hollyweird stars...
Too bad Hope and Change won't power our cars!!
So, stand up and fight...fulfull Reagan's bold dreams...
Armed with faith in Liberty...proudly sing and do what's Right!!

Yes, we're in love with the riches Freedom brings...
Progressive Guv'ment retards righteous dreams...
Still, know MUD's way is Right...
MUD works nine to five and somehow he's reminding what's Right!!
'Tis OUR day...Left's mighty corrupt, RATS are sooo VILE!!
We're FarRight!! We're gonna Devolve Power 'til DemRATS cry!!
Our future is Right!! We're the FarRight!! Tyranny, we shall SMITE!!

And you know MUD shall be stalking JOEY...
And we'll trap him somehow, I swear...
I swear we're Right! We LOVE Liberty!!
Lib'rals, all y'all shall KNEEL to the Right!!

(Saxaphone to end...)

Mudboy Slim
(Commenced 10 January 2010...completed 27 February 2010)

MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-02-03   15:59:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#541. To: All (#539)


Fear the DeeCeeSwamp ManDaterz!!

Free Speech ROCKS!! RATZ are MOCKED!!

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-02-03 &