Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:350113 Comments:4422
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
Once upon a time, there was a magical Kingdom, where a God-fearing, industrious people flourished, enjoying their Lives, their Liberty, and their Pursuit of Happiness. These good people were empowered by their trust in a Government of Constitutionally-limited powers, the inherent goodness of their Democratically-chosen Leaders, and their belief that Justice and the Rule of Law ultimately triumphs over all. This Great Kingdom, led by the patriot Reagan, fought the Great Crusade against the evil, totalitarian Red Fiefdom across the Sea, and were Victorious, inspiring other Peoples--longing for FReedom--to look upon the Kingdom as a Shining City on the Hill!
Until one day, a devious cabal of power-hungry men and womyn infiltrated the Kingdom, casting a wicked spell of Fear, Cynicism, and Doubt that steadily enslaved ever-increasing numbers of these good people in the shackles of Dependency and Entitlement. And the power of these despoilers of freedom--who called themselves Lib'rals--grew immense, as they wrested control of the Halls of Enlightenment, the Chroniclers of Information, the Ministry of Culture, and the gargantuan Bureaucracy of Regulators. As the Great Reagan and his many strong Knights returned from vanquishing the despots of the Red Fiefdom, they wearily attempted to resist this Vast, Left-Wing Conspiracy and the sinister tide of Pessimism that had permeated the Soul of their once-great Kingdom. However, Reagan had grown weak and ill from his heroic efforts, and the defenders of Liberty--who called themselves Conservatives--found themselves without a strong leader, and temporarily without direction. And the Sheeple were spell-bound and silent...
Into this breach strode the vile, boorish ruler, Slick Willie, a charlatan without a soul, devoid of character, and driven only by a shameless Lust for Power (and for young harlots to whom he was not betrothed). The Lib'rals hailed his tyrannical reign and excused his TREASONOUS crimes, as this self-styled "Effete Elite" secretly despised the Kingdom's granting of FReedom and Liberty to the peasant folk, for it empowered their subjects and undercut the Lib'rals' claim on Power. The corrupt Slick Willie--who came to be known as Billzabubba--sought to further the enslavement of the once-strong Sheeple by secretly colluding with the despots of a new, totalitarian Red Fiefdom accross the Sea, and conspired to increase his countrymen's dependence on the Omnipotent Diety of Guv'ment. Still, the Sheeple remained spell-bound and largely silent...
Until, gloriously, a wise man of Noble, yet Humble, descent--who came to be known as the Maja Rushi--arose from the masses, and spread accross the Kingdom his message of "The Way Things Ought To Be". An heir to the optimism of Reagan, the Maja Rushi inspired millions to awake from their Mellow Apathy and strike out against the tyrannical rule of the Lib'rals and the reign of the evil Billzabubba. Still, most of the Sheeple remained spell-bound and largely silent...
Finally, a young balladeer--who came to be known as Mudboy Slim--joined the Great Crusade against Slick Willie! This young Patriot combined the optimism of Reagan with the wisdom of the Maja Rushi. Mudboy and MUDzMerryMinstrels vocalized many great folk songs that enlivened the Masses, causing the corrupt, Lib'ral spell to be broken and Billzabubba and his Lib'ral apologists to be vanquished from Power!!
Thus, there dawned a great new Libertarian Era of ever-shrinking governmental authority and an ever-expanding emphasis on Individual Liberty and Personal Responsibility.
Herein are compiled but a few of those songs that have been passed down through the Ages, The Ballads of Mudboy Slim...
1 Posted on 07/27/1999 22:20:57 PDT by Mudboy Slim
So Sayeth the Word of...MUD
BTW...one week short of 23 years ago...sheesh.
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Justa Criminal!!" (To be sung to "U2's 'SO cruel'")
Slick crossed the line...Greed pushed him over!! Justice don't matter to you...it matters to me!! Nation's adrift...but Right's voting!! MUDZ only singin' songs...to force Leftist's down...FReedom!!
[To Slick Willie hisse'f] Country's been fearin' you...You sold our Security!! Folks gave you everything you ever wanted... Death really what you wanted?!! Women who love you, you hurt the most... You've got no soul, yer just a ghost!! The Left loves you...but yer TREASON is Left's Despair!! Willie...yer nowhere!! Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules... Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...yer a Criminal!!
Lib'ralism is a tender trap...Destroys Hope every time!! Left's Poverty Pimps...enslave DemWimps...Left's Vic-tim-ized!!! Slick's time in Jail will inevitably come...Bill's cellmates're achin' fer his love!! Hell'ry'll make Slick beg her fer her stuff...Bill may need her icy hug!! Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Slick thinks, fer him, there are no rules... Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...Yer Deplorable!!
Slick spit his love on that Huge Blue Dress... While Slick's pud-whackin'...bin Laden schemed many deaths!! Left's SCUM!! Folks, we need a shower... SCUM...Libs're Whores fer Power!!
Aaaahhh-Haaahhhhh!!
[To SlickMUDZbi+c#, personally, again] Slick, you must know, you must fear my desires... Danger's the drug that takes you higher!! Head of heaven, fingers...in the mire... Yer heart is racing...you can't keep up The Right is FReepin' fer Justice!! Between the forces of Love and Trust... RATZ'll be trampled...underfoot!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules... Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Med'yuh...Leftist Tools!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...To "Just Move On" we'd be damned fools!! Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh..."BIDENZ...Justa Criminal!!"
Mudboy Slim (18 October 1999)
Updated...MUD
487 posted on 02/09/2002 2:49 AM EST by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#967. To: tankumo, stoner, deckard, BorisY, Fred Mertz, A K A Stone, Vicomte13, goldilucky, PapaSteve, MamaWilma (#965)(Edited)
"Masterful Whore!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Masters of War"**) **(3rd Track on Dylan's "The FReewheelin' Bob Dylan")
Slick's a Masterful Whore... Sold Chinese our Big Guns... Bloody handful of coins... Can y'all say, "TREASON"?!! Folks, Slick hides beyond LIES... And Left's Liars in the Press... Slick, I wanted you to know... Patriots demand Justice!!
Bill Clinton's never done nothin'... But RAPE and DESTROY!! Left lauds his "New World"... It's just a Socialist ploy!! Left confiscates our lands... Then, Slick stomped on folks' rights... Note Slick turned a pale yellow... When it was his turn to FIGHT!!!
Like Vile Tyrants of Olde... Slick lies and deceives... New World Order's all BUNK!! UN's Socialist Sleaze!! Slick, folks see through yer lies... Slick, our Country you've stained... Won't forget the Waco SLAUGHTER... Forgive?!! You're INSANE!!!
Left enslaves all their Victims... Left is hatred-inspired... Ol' Slick sits back and laughs... Seems Dem Lib'rals love LIARS!! Clintons defaced our White House... With their abhorrent crud!! Slick found time to boink interns... Bill choked his li'l pud!!
JOEZ now Left's nightmare... Arrogance so absurd!! FReepers must teach their children... To follow Lord's Word!! Yes, Left's threatenin' our Liberty... Socialism's Left's aim... Ain't no match fer MEN... We'll CRUSH RATZ with our brains!!
How, folks, do I know?! From Rush Limbaugh I learned!! Left may trash us with mud... Right's viewpoints are spurned. Still, there's two things I know... Slick, MUDZ WISER than you... And my Lord Jesus'll never... Forgive you, You TOOL!!
Slick, lemme ask you some questions... Is POWER really so good?! Bill, will it git you Redemption?! Do you think that it should?! I think Bill will find... When his obituary is told... All those Laws that he's RAPED were... Never quite worth his Soul!!
Slick, I hope you don't DIE... Least not anytime soon... Hope you live long in Prison... Hope yer cellmates LOOOOVE you!! [=^D] Slick, I'll be at yer funeral... MUD'll sing ill of the dead... Then, I'll stand over yer grave... BOY, I'll piss on yer head!!
Mudboy Slim
49 posted on 09/21/2001 3:31 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"FRiends of Slick Willie!!" (To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Friend of the Devil")
We abhor Butch Reno...and we'll take Slick Willie down. Honor 'tis to FReep fer Right till Big Guv'ment's not around. Ya think MUDZ funnin' as I make my rhymes... But friends of Slick Willie ain't no FRiends of mine!! Leftist HO's defend Slick's Blight... TREASON's why we FReep tonigh-ight!!
Clinton is Pure Evil, knaves...Slick snowed Dem-Medyuh shills!! Cowed the Right from action...let's be Brave and DETHRONE Bill!! Future's Sunny, but we'll first smite Slime... No friend of Bill Clinton is a FRiend of mine!! Leftists know Clinton's not Right... Justice's why we FReep...tonigh-ight!!
I drove on up to DeeCee...brain-dead Lib'rals fought me there. Took my hard-earned dollar bill but I vanquished their PUNK, Terry. Think MUDZ funnin' but I know what's Right... DemFriends of Bill Clinton shall be Doin' Time!! I set goals...ain't 'fraid ta Fight... Justice's why I FReep tonigh-ight!!!
Got two reasons why I stay awake each lonely night. The first one's named Sweet Liberty and she's my heart's delight. Second one is Justice, Willie, got Mudboy on yer tail!! And when Truth catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!
Gotta wife and children, Slick, but yer thugs shan't cow me!!! Broaddrick says Slick raped her, Tom, but Brokaw said, "BITE ME!!!" Lib'rals love him, but I think Slick's SLIME!! No friend of Slick Willie shall be FRiends o' mine. I set goals, ain't 'fraid ta fight...Justice's why MUD FReeps tonight!!!
(BigMan on guitar, Fireman John on mandolin...justa cookin'!!)
Got two reasons why I FReep away each doggone night. The first one's named Sweet Liberty, my God, I know I'm Right!! Second one is Justice, Terry, MUD knows yer Sordid Tale... And when Truth catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!
Gotta wife and children, Bill, and you got Hillary... Chelsea knows she's not yer child, Webb Hubbell's genes flow free. Think I'm funnin' but Slick's A$$ is mine!! No friend of Bill Clinton, boy, Justice Be Thine!! Bill can roam...but Slick can't hide!! Justice makes MUD FReep fer Righ-ight!!
Mudboy Slim
BTW...Lib'ralism's DEAD!! And William JeffersonBlythe Clinton's Legacy Shall Be the De- Legitimization of the DemocRAT Party!!
1 posted on 02/10/2002 2:06:54 AM EST by Mudboy Slim (Justice@in't.negotiable!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#971. To: Joules Lee CarLot, Alva Barnie MoeReese, Rush Hudson Limbaugh III (#969)
"IF..." By Rudyard Kipling
If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you; If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too; If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies, Or, being hated, don't give way to hating, And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise;
If you can dream - and not make dreams your master; If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim; If you can meet with triumph and disaster And treat those two imposters just the same; If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools, Or watch the things you gave your life to broken, And stoop and build 'em up with wornout tools;
If you can make one heap of all your winnings And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss, And lose, and start again at your beginnings And never breath a word about your loss; If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew To serve your turn long after they are gone, so hold on when there is nothing in you butt the Will which says to them: "Hold on !";
You can talk with crowds and keep your virtue, Or walk with kings - nor lose the common touch; If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you; If all men count with you, but none too much; If you can fill the unforgiving minute With sixty seconds' worth of distance run - Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it, And - which is more - you'll be a Man my son!
FReegards...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Slick is a Traitor...Vile Threat to the FRee!! Lib'rals Give Slick All Raves...Right's Gonna Make Sheeple SEE!! RightWing's fer Fighters...Put a Hurtin' on the Left!! Next we'll stand and sing all the things Right's said.
When MUD comes to town, We're Gonna WHUP RATZ Stain!! When Rush comes to town, Right's Gonna Save the Day!! FReepers, Left is Wrong, they'll always let you down, And Slick Killed Twenty Kids when he Burned WacoTown!!
(TheBigMan puttin' a hurtin' on his LesPaul...)
RATS call it "Love" when they enslave black kids... Left keeps making promises that their DOLTS soon forget. Juanita, she was RAPED...'cuz she trusted DemRATZ!! Then Slick left her crying said, "Put Ice on it, ma'am!!"
Ran into a juke joint...we shall make Slick Willie SQUEEEAL!! The Voters shall learn the Truth...Vile RAPISTS can't feel!! As MUDZ music played, Right helped Country turn around... Right'll Save The Day once Don TRUMP comes to town!!
When MUD comes to town, We're gonna WHUP RATZ Stain!! When Rush comes to town, Right's gonna Save the Day!! Baby, Right was Wrong to ever let you down, But Right did what it did before MUD went to town!!
(Mudboy on harmonica.....squeelin'it!!!)
When MUD comes to town, Right's gonna WHUP RATZ Stain!! When Rush comes to town, We'll Kick A$$ and take names!! FReepers, Right was wrong to ever let you down, But they did what they did before MUD FReeped RATZ clowns!!
(Conservativemusician kickin' it on lead guitar!!)
I was there when RATZ crucified my Lord... I'll sing 'gainst Willie while Good FReepers Teach the World!! Right can't be nice as we Kill RATZ Pride... But we'll see Truth Conquer DemRATZ BigLies!!
When MUD comes to town, We're gonna WHUP RATZ Stain!! When Rush comes to town, Right's gonna Save the Day!! Baby, Right was Wrong to ever let you down, But Right did what it did before MUD went to town!!
(second solo by the BigMan)
"Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.........."
{c:fade}
MOJO's workin' fine...LOL!!
Mudboy Slim
389 posted on 12/31/2002 4:02:08 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Justa Prison Drone!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Like a Rollin' Stone")
Once upon a time, you spewed yer lies... Danced the Bubba Jive with yo' wife...I WARNED YOU!! Mudboy wrote and sang, "Beware, BOY, yer bound to fall..." What ya think?! [that] I wuz...kiddin' you?!!
You used to...prance about... Brain-dead Elitists...hangin' out. Now, FOB's don't talk so loud... Now Left don't seem so proud... About knowin' yer cellmate, Bubba, makes you squeeeeeeeeeeeal!!! How does it feeeel?! Slick, how does it feeeel?! Knowin' Prison's yer home...just a rock-crushin' ho'!! Justa Prison Drone!!!
Ahhh...you went to the finest schools... Alright, Slick Willie, but you know you only used to get...JUICED IN 'EM!! You never learned, BOY, how to live within concrete walls... And now yer gonna have to get...used to it!! You say you never told them lies... Never raped Lady J...didn't know about Left's spies... We're not buyin' yer ol' alibis... Slick, we'll avenge all them children...YOU have fried!! Now, you say, "Do we want to...Make A Deal?!!" [FReeper Throng] How does it feeeel?! Bill, how does it feeeel?!! To be on yer own...with yer whole Legacy Blown... Do ya hear me now?! Yer just bin Laden's 'HO!!!
Ahh you...never turned around to see the frowns... On yer spokesmen and yer clowns who all did...TriX fer you. Slick, it's understood that you ain't no good... Real Men wouldn't let Ol' "Butch" Reno take yer...licks fer you!! You used to ride on Air Force One with ol' Arafat... Then you Sold all our Nukes to them Chinese cats... Ain't it hard...when you discover that... You really ain't, BOY, where it's at?!! Tell me, Slick, what'cha want fer yer last me-e-e-e-eal?!! HOW DOES IT FEEL?! Gonna make you kneel... Willie, yer on yer own...in the JusticeZone!! Yep...by complete unknowns...RATZ, WE SHALL DETHRONE!!
Ahhh...Wake Up, all of you Sheeple...FReep the Elites... They're all partyin'...thinkin' Slick's...got it made!! Showerin' Slick with precious gifts... Where Slick's goin' them cellmates don't like TRAITORS... They don't take kindly to RAPE!!
You used to be...so amused... At my Mudboy Songs and my "Radical RightWing" views... Come to me, Slick, kneel down...let's make some News!! Slick, beg to me, "Mudboy, please don't tighten the noose!!" Yer vulnerable now...and all yer secrets, we'll reve-e-e-eal! HOW DOES IT FEEL?!! Bill, HOW DOES IT FEEL?!!! To know you'll be DETHRONED!! Knowin' Prison's yer next home!! Just a rock-crushin' 'HO!!! JUSTA PRISON DRONE!!!!
"Hey Quidam!!" (To be sung to Johnny Cash's "Hey Porter")
Hey Quidam, ol' Matt Drudge...where you been all this time? How much longer will it be 'til you relink our FReeper Forum, guy? Dude, we're Right...gotta tell yer faithful fans to FReep on down!! Or better still, just ping on in and be "quidam" fer a spell.
El Rushbo...Rush Limbaugh...my time's yers each day!! You are the Power and the Glory...help US see the Righteous Way!! Yer 'bout to hit sixty...stay well, Conservatives must toll the bell!! Sir, ask everybody, "Please help US FReep!!" We'll give the DemRATZ Hell!!
(guitar pickin')
Hey Cheney...Dick Cheney...we gotta fight this time!! Yer ol' heart is pumpin' strong...and you'll haveta cream Left's lies!! I thank you, Dickie C., fer yer servin' most selflessly. Then, we'll start fresh in Year '08, and we'll choose who next shall lead!!
Hey Dubyuh...George Dubyuh...please CUT Guv'ment fer me... I need no "experts" to tell me how much you love Liberty!! Sir, beat that ClintonFear...we'll make Traitor Slick Willie scream!! Right's in the FReeperZone...sir, we'll be Kerry's nightmare dream!!
(mo' guitar pickin')
Hey Reagan...Dutch Reagan...you opened up the door!! When we needed heroes, the Gip rose to the fore!! Dutch showed the way, Our Goal!! Tell this hero-man we said, "Thanks a lot!!" And we'll bear the load from here. Right's gonna stand and FReep...our Passions boil!! We'll FReep with Righteous flair!!
#981. To: AuntB, Paul Cruce, PhiKapMom, Sabertooth, coteblanche, sneakypete (#979)
"Right, Show Some Spine!!" (To be sung to Johnny Cash's "I Walk The Line")
Uhmmm... We keep a close watch on Left's Commie Slime... MUD keeps his eyes wide open most the time... We keep our heads up fer RATZ guv'ment crimes... Let's show some spine...'bout friggin' time!!
Uhmmm...Sheeple find it very very easy to be fooled... RATZ find themselves alone when each vote's thru!! Left, please admit that Slick's a foolish dude!! Reject Left's LIES...it's FReepin' Time!!
Uhmmm...We'll find a way to beat RATZ with our minds... We'll give Left cause to doubt what's "sanctified"!! Fer you, I know we'll rise to fight to turn the tide... Let's show some spine...it's FReedom Time!!
Uhmmm...We keep a close watch on Left's Commie Slime... MUD keeps his eyes wide open most the time... We reach our hands out to the Souls that try... It's Justice Time...we'll stay on-line!!
Mudboy Slim (3/24/04)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"The Man I Wanna Be!!" (To be sung to Boston's "A Man I'll Never Be")
It's been said MUDZ lost his mind... Folks spurn and mock my ways. Disbelievin' miracles and my dreams!! Folks don't try to be unkind... You mean it when you say... That all MUDZ thoughts are just "a Risky Scheme!!" Yet my kids look up at me... And deep within their eyes I see... The Man I Wanna Be!!
(guitar jammin')
If only Right could find a way... We'll FReep...we'll make our stand!! We must Take a Stand!! Folks, we'll git bolder every day, you'll see... As we exult in our liberty!! And then We Shall IMPEACH!!
RightWing must git even stronger... Joe Biden is a LIAR!! Good patriots know that TraitorJoe has spied... Fight a little longer!! Future grows ever brighter...Sweet Justice Shall Be Satisfied!! So listen to me...and deep within yer heart you'll see... We'll Stand 'Gainst Tyranny!!
(Mo' guitar jammin'!!)
If only Right could find a way... We'll steel our Righteous Stand...we're sooo American!! Our work gits smarter every day, you see... We hide behind our Screen Names, Jim... I'm daggoned proud of my FReepin'!!
Mudboy Slim (3/24/04)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#985. To: Cyber-Band, goldilucky, Elle Bee, Joe Montana, Darth Sidious, 3Fan, yankhater (#983)
"Hell's In RATZ Future!!" (To be sung to Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit")
Load up on puns, my FReeper FRiends... We shall not lose this Culture War!! Right's victory is pre-ordained... Oh no..."Truth" ain't a dirty word!!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?! Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?! We Know!! We Know!! We Know!! How so?! You know!! You know!! You know!!
We're all Right now...we're not dangerous. Fear our throng, though...we're educated!! RATZ R STOOOPID...and outrageous!! Hear MUDZ songs now...educatin'!!
All aboard, y'all...to the Right, folks... HOOS our Leader?! Fight 'gainst TREASON!! Yeah!!
(guitar jammin' interlude)
Power-grubbin's what RATZ do best... But Marx is death...Right is Blessed!! Our FReeper group has always been... And always will 'til LeftWing's spent!!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?! Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?! We Know!! We Know!! We Know!! How so?! You know!! You know!! You know!!
We're the RightWing...we're quite courageous!! It's OUR turn now...don't enrage US!! Here Right is now...entertaining!! All aboard now...to the Right, folks... Where's our Leaders?! Fight Fer FReedom!! Yeah!!
(long guitar jam...sit back and enjoy)
We shan't fergit...Left's such a waste!! Hell yeah...we'll whup RATZ by a mile!! Our work is hard...but we sure don't mind... Oh well, whatever...ever Right!!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?! Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?! We Know!! We Know!! We Know!! How so?! You know!! You know!! You know!!
We're the Right, folks...we're contagious!! Hear MUDZ songs now...educatin'!! RATZ R STOOOPID...Left's outrageous... We're the Right, folks...we're bodacious!! Devolve Power...to the States, folks... It's OUR FReedom...YOU trust US, bro'!!
"TraitorJOE!!" (To be sung to Neil Young's "Farmer John")
TraitorJOE, we're opposed to yer Power!! Ohahhohh... Ashamed of EWE...an yer goddamned LIES!! Ohahhohh... I loathe the way EWE flop, I loathe Left's sissy-talk!! I loathe the way RATZ wriggle...Left snickers and it mocks!!
TraitorJOE...ohahhohh...I think EWE are a Coward!! Yeah, yer scum...damn yer Chi-Com SPIES!! Ooahhohh...
(Little guitar jammin')
Ohhahhhhohhhhh!! TraitorJOE, what makes yer kids such MORONZ?! Ohahhohh... Yer "legacy"...shall be TREAS'NOUS LIES!! I loathe the way Left mocks...and all RATZ wussy-talk!! I want the righteous Truth...RAT-fools, you are losing...LOSING!!
TraitorJOE, we're opposed to yer Power!! Ohahhohh...ohahhohh... We object...to yer Marxist LIES!!
(More guitar jammin')
TraitorJOE...DemRATZ STOLE the election!! Ohahhohh...ohahhohh...ohahhohh... (EWE) don't deserve...to complete yer term!!
Mudboy Slim
BTW...Sure, I may be voting third-party due to the Bush Administration's woeful failure on domestic over-spending while failing to hold the Clinton's accountable fer their CRIMINAL BEHAVIOR, but I know Hanoi John Kerry is not fit to become Commander-in-Chief!!
Therefore, all we can do is SPREAD THE WORD about Kerry's sordid past and unrepentant Lib'ralism!!
FReep the World...MUD
1 posted on 4/26/2004, 10:38:20 PM by Mudboy Slim
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#989. To: Landru, sultan88, jla, BOBTHENAILER, backhoe, stand watie, Taxman, cherry_bomb88, dead (#987)
"Just & Bold!!" (To be sung to Neil Young's "Heart of Gold")
I wanna live...don't like Dem Libs... We've been a'fightin' fer the Right of Olde!! FReedom's regressin'...Guv'ment's a sin!! Truth keeps me FReepin' fer Justice that's BOLD!! I ain't gettin' olde. Keeps me FReepin' fer what's Just and Bold!! Dem RINOZ shall fold.
(MUD on harp...)
It must be understood...DemRATZ're No Good!! Left loves Big Guv'ment...'cuz their dreams ain't bold!! Right, draw a hard line...we must show strong spines... To keep insisting that the Truth be told!! Yes, Right's gettin' BOLD!! Keep on FReepin' 'til the Truth be told!! RATZ're gettin' OLD!!
(MUD playin' his harp fer a spell...)
Keep on FReepin' 'til the Truth is told!! Yes, keep on fightin' fer Justice that's BOLD!! It keeps US FReepin' fer what's Just and Bold!! Ahhh...ummm....
Mudboy Slim
78 posted on 4/28/2004, 9:14:58 AM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#991. To: Cyber-Band, sultan88, nopardons, jla, FBD, BOBTHENAILER, Landru (#989)
"FReeper FRom Virginny!!" (To be sung to Merle Haggard's "Okie From Muskogee")
FReepers smoked marijuana at Virginia... We don't like threats to Liberty!! You won't go burnin' OUR flag down on my street... We like livin' Right...bein' FRee!!
An' we don't call our Prez'dent a "Big Dummy!!" We like takin' stands an' whuppin' fools!! We don't really care if you ain't fancy... But we'd appreciate if yer not a Clinton TOOL!!
And I'm proud to be a FReeper from Virginia... A place where history records Left's fall. We salute ol' glory down at the Ballpark... An' cold Icehouse's still MUDZ fav'rite thrill of all.
My redneck roots disguises MUDZ guile and prescient wisdom... FReepin' in my sandals 'cuz I'm FRee!! Football is still just second-best each Sunday... And our kids, they all go where good teachers TEACH!!
And I'm proud to be a FReeper from Virginia!! A place where Liberty is really "ALL"!! We salute Ol' Glory, down at the Ballpark!! Yes, we're fightin' 'til all this Country's FRee!!
An' cold Icehouse's still MUDZ biggest vice of all... In Ol' Richmond, Virginny, USA!!! (Eeeeeeeee)
Mudboy Slim
106 posted on 4/29/2004, 7:07:28 PM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"FReedom is THE Way!!" (To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Lonely Stranger")
Right remains defensible... 'Cuz our thinking's FRee!! I have joined...in many FReeps... Defendin' Liberty!!
Folks are born with a righteous quest... Wise hunger to be FRee!! Parents taught, "Never Fear!!" RATZ discourage me.
'Cuz Right is only Nat'ral, Left... FReedom is THE Way!! Sheeple must learn whats goin on... Truth shall win the day!! Yes, it will...yes, it will...yes, it will...
Walk the walk...stand and fight!! FReedom is not FRee!! RATZ, they LIE...to stoke our fears... We shan't let RATZ be!!
Leftists say, "Big Guv'ment's GOOD!!" RINOZ, they agree... RATZ're hooked...on Guv'ment checks... That ain't Right to me.
'Cuz Right must overcome Left's fears... FReedom is THE Way!! Med'yuh dont know whats goin on... Folks, Truth shall make RATZ pay!! Yes, it will...yes, it will...yes, it will...yes, it will...yes, it will... "FReedom is THE Way!!"
Mudboy Slim
117 posted on 5/27/2004, 6:09:02 AM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#996. To: conservativemusician, Landru, Mia T, joanie-f, FBD, ForGod'sSake, Jeff Head, Dukie, ohioWfan (#994)
"Waco, Texas!!" (To be sung to Neil Young's "Pocahontas")
Just southward from South Dallas... Was a scary firefight... Agents, they were slaughtered... When Big Guv'ment flexed its might!! F.B.I. man...was Force really needed?!! Guv'ment Agents...made babies scream!!
Slick killed folks 'cuz we're Christian... And Left cut the Righteous down!! RATZ LOOOVE Abortin' babies... Slick said, "Gun 'em down!!" Left loathes Righteousness...RATZ love Commie SCUM!! F.B.I. man, why'd y'all burn 'em up?!
Left massacred our youngest ones... (YIE-YIE-YIE!!) Willie ran over them with tanks!! (YIE-YIE-YIE!!) Slick's firebombs silenced children's screams... And Left's LIES were what really stank!! Lib'ral paradox..."Was Slick's Massacre FAIR?!!" Slim's got Indian blood...it's Slick's scalp I'll snare!!
(Guitar pickin'...)
Bill Clinton is a TYRANT!! Re-Impeach Slick's arse to Hell!! Let's FReep fer Waco, Texas... Let's celebrate our health!! We ain't mournin'...it's Justice we seek!! It's a bold stand...Fer Justice FReep!!
Sure, maybe Janet Reno... (YIE-YIE-YIE!!) Will LIE like a good hire... (YIE-YIE-YIE!!) But I know Willie really good... And Bill Clinton ordered "FIRE!!" Burnt that Compound down...killed them Christian "FReeaks!!" Janet Reno...Waco, Texas still stinks!! Mister Clinton...Waco, Texas still stinks!! Waco, Texas!!
FReegards...MUD (5/08/2004)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Dutch's Home!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Thunder Road")
Effete Whore'd's damned...Reagan's hearse waits... RATZ derision towards Nancy, the Right ignores... As Sean Hannity raves!! Liberator's fightin' fer "the lowly"... Hey, I'm FReer 'cuz what Reagan showed me!! Dutch's headin' home again...Right claims his grace...we're not alone!! We gathered outside...Leftists, you know just what we're here for!! RATZ're scair't 'cuz they're thinkin'...our Nation ain't listenin' to FOOLS anymore!! Show a little faith, there's passion on the Right!! RATZ're poltroonish...we'll win the Big Fight!! Folks, FReedom's all Right to me!!
Left ain't Right...we'll recover...RATZ loss is our gain!! Right's awestruck...cut Big Guv'ment...shed programs to the States!! Wasteful Guv'ment is FReedom's Bane!! Righteous saviors, conspire...help US FReep!! Normal folks...not "heroes"...we fight fer Good!! At each election, VOTE Fer FReedom, World!! Liberty is always Good!! It's our chance to fight RATZ Lust Fer Power!! Dutch, what else can we do now?!! We'll educate Dem Lib'rals...reject Left's spin...show that Right cares!! 'Cuz the Right's future's hopeful...this Nation rejects Left's feeble fears!! We've got one more chance to seal the deal... Let's build that City on a Hill!! Right's on track...Heaven's callin' "Dutch" Reagan back!! Oh oh...come join our stand!! Fightin' fer what's Right...come hear our Righteous band!! Oh oh...Dutch is home...folks, Dutch is Home!! Yeah, 'neath the Dome!! Standing out here, gettin' scorched by the sun... Still, we'll stand and wait...we love Reagan like his sons!! Lord, Dutch is Home!! We're Right...we're Bold!! Dutch is Home!!
Yes, Reagan was our star...he outsmarted Ol' Gorbachev!! Got the Country on track...now Gip's ready to take that long walk... To where folks, they live in Peace!! The gates're open...say "Howdy" to Saint Pete!! We know Nancy's lonely...her loving heart is broken!! But tonight Ronnie's FRee...after Righteous words were spoken... There are tears in our eyes...fer all the dreams he liberated!! We'll honor Gip's memory 'til we're olde...by rededicatin' our lives to Reagan's aims!!
[We'll] revere his name each time when we FReep!! Ron's Revolution's grown...fight Marxists 'til RATZ flee!! 'Cuz all Dem Leftist fools don't know Ron... RATZ fear the Freedom's soaring dawn... 'Cuz when we fight righteous wars, Left's gone!! Fight RATZ spin...Dem Marxists shan't win!! DeeCeeTowne's full of LOSERS...and, fer the Gip, the Righteous Shall Win!!
Mudboy Slim
On Thursday, 10 June 2004, I took a half-day off and went to pay my respects to "The Greatest President in MY Lifetime!!" as he laid in State at the U.S. Capital Building. After getting in line just after 4:30 P.M., it took until right around 8:00 before I entered the great dome, and gazed upon the flag-draped coffin of The Great Liberator!! It's a day I will NEVER forget!!
While I waited in line, I FReeped this song dedicated to the Reagan Legacy and the man who brought it about!!
FReegards...MUD
1 posted on 6/12/2004, 12:14:20 AM by Mudboy Slim
BTW...One THOUSAND replies.
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#1002. To: Diva Betsy Ross, MoJo2001, MeekOneGOP, Luis Gonzalez, stand watie, ironman, FreeTheHostages, Mudboy Slim, Syntaurz (#1000)
"RATZ Loathe Liberty!!" (To be sung to U2's "Shadows and Tall Trees")
Out on the cold DeeCee streets we fight... I FReep to myself 'bout empowerin' the Right!! We counter-protest...our bravest ain't lame... Rejectin' RATZ Power's the name of the game!!
Who loves Left's Power?!! Oppressin' what's Right... RATZ want folks on their knees... Sedition's unwise!! Left mocks Christ's pain...Reagan's Liberty!! Rush'll talk o'er Left's spin... Right shall FReep fer the FRee!!
Yes, I know...you'll know... Truth be told...Right's BOLD!! Yes, I know...
RATZ LOATHE Liberty... Right loves bein' FRee... RATZ LOVE Tyranny... Right loves Liberty!!
Life's not fer Lib'rals... Left KILLS...no shame... Ronald Brown's MURDER is SlickWillie's stain!! RATZ mock and blame...Reagan's Legacy!! We shall FReep fer the FRee!!
Yes, I know...you know... Must be bold...good folks... 'Cuz Right knows!!
(Git there...)
Do YOU fear the FRee?! Slav'ry thwarts big dreamin'... 'Tis why DemRATZ're squealin'!! Socialists deny hope... That's why Left is reelin'!!
Yes, I know...you'll know... Go and VOTE...yes, VOTE!! Right shall vote!!
RATZ LOATHE Liberty!! Right loves bein' FRee!! RATZ LOVE Tyranny!! Right loves Liberty!!
#1004. To: Diva Betsy Ross, Landru, Happygal (#996)
"BlackThread!!" (To be sung to the Beatles' "Blackbird")
BlackThread's fightin' 'cuz our Cause is Right!! Once MUD learns to sing, we'll smite Left's spies!! Vote PRO-Life!! Limbaugh's only waiting for the RightWing to conspire!!
BlackJudge's FReepin' 'cuz we know we're Right!! Shake Dem Lib'ral lies 'gainst Liberty!! Vote FER Right!! We are tired of waiting for Big Guv'ment to recede!!
Mudboy singin' until late at night... Reject Lib'ral schemes and do what's Right!! Vote FER Life!! RightWing's tired of waiting fer our "leaders" to conspire... Fools jealously hating Trump's efforts to do Right!! Right'll passionately fight fer Big Guv'ment t'be down-sized!!
FReegards...MUD
54 posted on 6/17/2004, 10:40:48 AM by Mudboy Slim ("DemocRATZ" Are Their Name...Socialism Is Their Aim!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"