Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:349988 Comments:4422
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
#850. To: Landru, Sultan88, jla, FBD, iceskater, AdSimp, yankhater, dead, Clinton's a Liar, Angelwood, kristinn, goldilucky, Biff Tannen, buckeroo, Jhoffa_, Fred Mertz, Coral Snake, RebelGal, A K A Stone, TLBSHOW, x (#849)
"Obama Tune!!" (To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Man on the Moon")
Barry's Prez'dent...Dem's the facts of Life. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Axelrod, he wears the Rovian mask. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Monopoly, twenty one, checkers, and chess. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Hillary Clinton in her Sunday best. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah We like Change and we need Hope. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah DeeCee keeps borrowin' but our country's broke. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey Barry, did you hear about this one? Tell me, what's the deal with Big Guv? Hey Barry, why you goofin' on Lincoln? Hey Nation, why're we so damned dumb?!! If you believe this country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then Marxists shall rule!!
Barry starts talkin' and it sounds so good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Networks they seem to be gettin' wood. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Iran is troubling 'cuz nukes are in their grasp. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Is our President really up to the task? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey Barry, did you hear about this one? Tell me, why you dissin' on Rush?!! Hey Barry, are you workin' fer Soros? Hey Nation, are we losing touch? If you believe our country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then lawyers shall rule!!...COME ON!!
Here's a little nugget fer the Freedom-believer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Here's a little post fer our Liberty. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Guv'ment must stop spendin' like drunk sailors. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah David Axelrod, he has a Rovian task. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey Barry, do you hear me sing this one? Tell me, why you dissin' on Rush?!! Hey Barry, don't you wanna just save US? Hey Barry, spending way too much!! If you believe, our country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then Tyranny's cool?!!......COOL?!!
If you believe, this country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then sosh'lists shall rule!! If you believe, our country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then lawyers shall rule!!... If you believe, our country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then Tyranny's cool?!!......COOL?!!
Mudboy Slim (27 January 2009)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"MUDZ Brothers!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Blood Brothers")
We played King of the Mountain...I'd always win. Those boyz came chargin' up the hill...and I'd whup 'em into MEN!! Now we've only so much time...fight or our Liberty'll Fade Away!! We have our own roads to ride...and choices we gotta make!! We'll stand side by side...each one fightin' fer the other... We said until we died, we'd always be BloodBrothers!!
Folks, there's VILEness in this World...don'let it grind yer dreams away!!! SlickWillieFOOLS're jokes!! Dudes, Fer Justice We Shall Pray!! 'Cuz what once seemed Black and White...Lib'rals turned to shades of gray... We lose ourselves in work...to do and bills to pay It's been a wild, wild ride...and there ain't much cover... Yer the ones helpin' me stay Right...yer MUD's brothers!!
(Mudboy on harp)
Some of my FReeper FRiends're dead...others left and shan't be back. Still, we're movin' ahead...MUD ain't never lookin' back!! Bros, I know just how you feel...I know YOU know "We're Doing Right!!" If I've fallen 'neath the wheel, if I've lost or I've gained sight I don't even know why, I don't know why I wrote this song Or if any of this matters anymore after all....
But the Gipper's burnin' bright...livin' history uncovered... MUD'll keep grooooovin' through the dark...with y'all in my heart... Yer MUD's brothers!!
(Mudboy takin' it home on the harmonica...Slick Willie impersonator on saxaphone)
Sic Semper Tyrannis...MUD
BTW...this is dedicated to my three younger bro's, the oldest of whom is an AF Captain over in the Iraqi theatre, away from his wife and two boys who are based in Ramstad, Germany. Springsteen ROCKS...I rest my case.
655 posted on 03/11/2003 5:03 AM EST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."DemonRATS and RINOS LOATHE Justice Fer ALL!!")
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"FRee Iraq!!" (To be sung to Bob Seger's "Like a Rock")
Strength and Boldness...Whuppin' Lib'ral Scum!! Ignorance is Legion...DemRATZ're Sleazy BUMS!! We fight fer FReedom...Right's never been this strong...FRee Iraq!!
Left's like pre-teens...RATZ don't have a CLUE!! Left LOATHES our FReedoms...Ignorant Poltroons!! Folks, Right is Winning...Socialists Dispair!! Freedom ROCKS!!
These days're heady...our Fight's 'tween Wrong and Right!! Our Noble Purpose...the World we shall Enlight!! Right must hold firmly...'cuz FReedom's Worth the Fight!! FReedom ROCKS!!
FReepers ROCK!! RightWing's Strong 'cuz we are FRee!! FReep Iraq!! Liberate the WHOLE MidEast!! FRee Iraq, Sheeple Blossom When FRee...FRee Iraq!!
God is GOOD, God is Great!! In His Hands we trust our Fate!! Reject Left's hustlers and RATZ schemes!! Right stand proud...Right stand tall...Left's about to Fall!!! MUD still believes in his dreams!!
(The BigMan killin' it on guitar...Dr. MonDremo on pie-anny)
Forty years, Lord...Where'd they go?! Forty years...I'm gittin' old!! Still, we're fightin' against...Clinton's SCUM!!
And sometimes late at night...ohhh, when I'm FReepin' by candlelight... The tunes come to me and All IS Right!! And I recall...I recall....
FRee Iraq!! FREEDOM'S the World's Fate!! FReepers ROCK!! Shrink the Fed'ralist State!! Like Iraq!! The World We'll Liberate...like Iraq!!
FReepers ROCK!!! Treason's why we FReep Slick!! Mediaz "shocked"...RATZ arses Right Shall Kick!! Like Iraq, the Righteous Win AGAIN...Like Iraq!!
#855. To: diotima, Paul Cruce, Bob J, amom, FallGuy, Saundra Duffy, John Lenin (#853)
Trump's "Gonna Win California!!" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Goin' to California")
Spend my days FReepin' with Lib'rals' minds, Smoked my stuff an' drank all my wine. Made up my mind, make a new start, Goin'a California with Dutch Reagan in my heart. Limbaugh told me there're Lib'rals out there... Right'll open their eyes...RAT Powers're unaware!!
LeftWing dances but RATZ Soul is Shamed!! Never let Press tell ya the Parties're all the same. Hohh...DemRATZ're TRAITORZ, Left's Med'yuh won't say, RATZ wonder how Left's Heroes could ever follow Willaaaay!! Th' mountains an' the canyons gonna tremble an' shake, When children in LA...begin to awake...Watch out!!
It seems that Left's Hate fer my God got a punch on the nose... But Truth's startin' to flow, I think RATZ might be sinkin'!! RATZ, We'll INDICT...Let's IMPEACH...It Is Time!! Help FReep everywhere...folks, Truth's Path Runs Straight and Right!!
The HildaBeast's without her King... Left says they'll Save the World... "Left LIES!!" MUD sings!! La la la la. Fight the TruthHATERZ who Abolished God!! Tryin'a find RATZ Savior who'll never, never, never be born. Standin' on Church Hill with MUDZ mountain of dreams, Tellin' my FRiends, "It's not that hard, folks...Please help US FReep!!" Mmm-ahh~ahh.
"LawBreaker!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones "Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo (Heartbreaker)")
US FReepers done nailed Slick Willie... We've chased Algore 'cuz he's a DORK!! Usin' McAwful, Chairman of the DNC... Right'll make Osama Bill's cellmate bark!!
LawBreakers...with RATZ Medyuh Whore'd... Right's gonna tear Left's World apart!! RINO punks...yer just Blueblood Bores... Christ's gonna quench yer ravenous void!!
Each vacuous Lib'ral is our FReepin' goal, y'all... Tell 'em, "Bring it to JimRob's Forum!!" Slick lied...he ain't dirt...yer MUDZ gallery... Dem Marxists said, "MUD has no chance...no chance!!"
LawBreakers...LawBreakers... You know our Rage shan't be denied!! LawBreakers...StainMakers... Smite thy Leftists' Ignorance Desired!!!
#859. To: cherrybomb88, Mudboy Slim, Landru, sultan88, conservativemusician, FBD (#857)
CB88: Alright .....I had some downtime while my whinies are taking their exam.....first rough draft of my song....any suggestions will be taken into consideration and then shredded.
"Hell Is For Liberals!!" (To be sung to Pat Benatar's "Hell is for Children")
They lie all the time, to increase their polls They tread in the wrong & we pay their tolls Tax ya and spend it, thats their style Yours and mine become one in the same In the eyes of a liberal... Because Hell... Hell is for liberals!! And you know that their little lies they will never confess Hell!! Hell is for liberals!! And you shouldnt have to suffer to live The American way with your hard earned pay
Its all so confusing, this taxation abusing Youre Stalins prodigy, and we wont let Rush bother you Be a good little Rat and youll be Slicks new toy Tell the people the rumors are true
Because Hell Hell is for liberals!! And you know that their little lies they will never confess Hell!! Hell is for liberals!! And you shouldnt have to pay all the money you made into taxes & SSI
No, Hell is for liberals!!
Hell!! Hell is for Hell... Hell is for Hell... Hell is for liberals!! Hell!! Hell is for Hell... Hell is for Hell... Hell is for liberals!! Hell!! Hell is for Hell... Hell is for Hell... Hell is for liberals!!
Written by the FReeper, cherrybomb88...
216 posted on 4/11/2003, 3:44:29 PM by cherry_bomb88 (Are you on the right side of the wrong issue or on the wrong side of the right issue???)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#861. To: conservativemusician, ElRushbo, Rush Limbaugh (#857)
This song is easily adaptable for going after TraitorJoeBiden...
"Stranglehold!!" (To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold")
Here we come again, Bill Clinton... Gonna RE-Impeach!! Medyuh FReaks got No SAY, Slick Willie!! Clinton's Gonna Git FReeped!! Slick, Right's been stalkin' you so long... You know Truth's here to stay!! Got you in a stranglehold, Willie... RINOZ, Git Outta OUR Way!!!
Slick, you married a bitch now, din'tcha?! What were YOU thinkin', you hound?! Soiled OUR House, You Villainous TRAITOR... Dig Syntaurz Righteous Sound!!! Folks, Yer Forefather's DIED fer you to be FRee... Socialism's sooooo passe'!! Got RATZ in a stranglehold now, Country... Let's DETHRONE Slick TODAY!!!
(The BigMan kickin' it on guitar like only GONZO hisself can!!)
FReepers, we gotta Git JUSTICE!! Limbaugh, it's time YOU said so!! The Sheeple think Right and Left are the same... They're CONFUSED...Slick's TREASON Must Be Shown!!
Come on...FReepersUP!! Come on...FReepersUP!! Come on...Fight RATZ SCUM!! Come on...Slickz a BUM!! Come on come on come on come on, Patriots!! Come on come on come on come on up!! Come on come on come on come on, Nation!! Come on, Trumpsterz, COME ON!!!
Marxist views are fer PhatCows!! DemLib'rals LUST Fer RAT-Power!! If Ashcroft gits in our way, Dubyuh... You know Right'll force him OUT!!
Good Patriots they died to protect me... Yes, FReedom's Here To Stay!! Got Slick in a Stranglehold, Lib'rals... Right's Gonna Whup Yer A$$!!!
(Gonzo Jammin' 'til we're done!!)
Slick Willie's PREY...MUD
1 posted on 02/10/2003 6:26 AM EST by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
1. U.S. acceptance of coexistence as the only alternative to atomic war. 2. U.S. willingness to capitulate in preference to engaging in atomic war. 3. Develop the illusion that total disarmament [by] the United States would be a demonstration of moral strength. 4. Permit free trade between all nations regardless of Communist affiliation and regardless of whether or not items could be used for war. 5. Extension of long-term loans to Russia and Soviet satellites. 6. Provide American aid to all nations regardless of Communist domination. 7. Grant recognition of Red China. Admission of Red China to the U.N. 8. Set up East and West Germany as separate states in spite of Khrushchev's promise in 1955 to settle the German question by free elections under supervision of the U.N. 9. Prolong the conferences to ban atomic tests because the United States has agreed to suspend tests as long as negotiations are in progress. 10. Allow all Soviet satellites individual representation in the U.N. 11. Promote the U.N. as the only hope for mankind. If its charter is rewritten, demand that it be set up as a one-world government with its own independent armed forces. (Some Communist leaders believe the world can be taken over as easily by the U.N. as by Moscow. Sometimes these two centers compete with each other as they are now doing in the Congo.) 12. Resist any attempt to outlaw the Communist Party. 13. Do away with all loyalty oaths. 14. Continue giving Russia access to the U.S. Patent Office. 15. Capture one or both of the political parties in the United States. [The DemonRATZ and the RINOZ!!] 16. Use technical decisions of the courts to weaken basic American institutions by claiming their activities violate civil rights. 17. Get control of the schools. Use them as transmission belts for socialism and current Communist propaganda. Soften the curriculum. Get control of teachers' associations. Put the party line in textbooks. 18. Gain control of all student newspapers. 19. Use student riots to foment public protests against programs or organizations which are under Communist attack. 20. Infiltrate the press. Get control of book-review assignments, editorial writing, policymaking positions. 21. Gain control of key positions in radio, TV, and motion pictures. 22. Continue discrediting American culture by degrading all forms of artistic expression. An American Communist cell was told to "eliminate all good sculpture from parks and buildings, substitute shapeless, awkward and meaningless forms." 23. Control art critics and directors of art museums. "Our plan is to promote ugliness, repulsive, meaningless art." 24. Eliminate all laws governing obscenity by calling them "censorship" and a violation of free speech and free press. 25. Break down cultural standards of morality by promoting pornography and obscenity in books, magazines, motion pictures, radio, and TV. 26. Present homosexuality, degeneracy and promiscuity as "normal, natural, healthy." 27. Infiltrate the churches and replace revealed religion with "social" religion. Discredit the Bible and emphasize the need for intellectual maturity which does not need a "religious crutch." 28. Eliminate prayer or any phase of religious expression in the schools on the ground that it violates the principle of "separation of church and state." 29. Discredit the American Constitution by calling it inadequate, old- fashioned, out of step with modern needs, a hindrance to cooperation between nations on a worldwide basis. 30. Discredit the American Founding Fathers. Present them as selfish aristocrats who had no concern for the "common man." 31. Belittle all forms of American culture and discourage the teaching of American history on the ground that it was only a minor part of the "big picture." Give more emphasis to Russian history since the Communists took over. 32. Support any socialist movement to give centralized control over any part of the culture--education, social agencies, welfare programs, mental health clinics, etc. 33. Eliminate all laws or procedures which interfere with the operation of the Communist apparatus. 34. Eliminate the House Committee on Un-American Activities.
FWIW...perhaps America needs to RE-ESTABLISH the House Committee on Un- American Activities!!
35. Discredit and eventually dismantle the FBI. 36. Infiltrate and gain control of more unions. 37. Infiltrate and gain control of big business. 38. Transfer some of the powers of arrest from the police to social agencies. Treat all behavioral problems as psychiatric disorders which no one but psychiatrists can understand [or treat]. 39. Dominate the psychiatric profession and use mental health laws as a means of gaining coercive control over those who oppose Communist goals. 40. Discredit the family as an institution. Encourage promiscuity and easy divorce. 41. Emphasize the need to raise children away from the negative influence of parents. Attribute prejudices, mental blocks and retarding of children to suppressive influence of parents. 42. Create the impression that violence and insurrection are legitimate aspects of the American tradition; that students and special-interest groups should rise up and use ["]united force["] to solve economic, political or social problems. 43. Overthrow all colonial governments before native populations are ready for self-government. 44. Internationalize the Panama Canal. 45. Repeal the Connally reservation so the United States cannot prevent the World Court from seizing jurisdiction [over domestic problems. Give the World Court jurisdiction] over nations and individuals alike."
The Commie DemonRATS have accomplished much of their Agenda but America is striking back with a vengenace now...that's why the RATZ and the FrenchSurrenderists and the NaziKrauts are worried...MUD
343 posted on 02/15/2003 9:43 AM EST by Mudboy Slim (Git the US Outta the UN...and Git the UN Outta the US!!!)
407 posted on 4/15/2003, 2:57:40 PM by Mudboy Slim (Let America PROPOSE a NEW League of Nations...The League of FReeNations!!)
Regards...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Come Together!!" (To be sung to the Beatles' "Come Together")
Here comes the RightWing...We been buildin' up slowly... We got Donald leadin'...got our troops a'rollin'!! We got Rush on the Eee-eye-bee... Mudboy Slim ain't jokin', Right's got RATZ on their knees!!
Left fears the Righteous...Libs got whupped at the polls!! RATZ LOOOVE JoeBiden...RATZ kill unborn children!! Left's all naive fools...braindead freaks. One thing Right must teach Dems is folks gotzta be FRee!! Come Together, Right NOW...'GAINST DeeCee!!
DemRATZ're destructin'...Libs love Eeeee-vil Tyrants!! RATZ got ZERO morals...DemRATZ spine's a crackin'!! RATZ got FReeped down becuz Right's FRee!! Fight the A.N.S.W.E.R. Commies 'cuz we loathe Tyranny!! Come together, Right NOW...help US FReep!!
Right!! Yo...
Keep rollin', Trumpsterz...we got Marxists runnin'!! Next, git TraitorBrandon and RATZ bozo Clinton!! RATZ say, "One and one and one is three!!" RATZ know JOEZ a Goof-Ball...facing Jail, RATZ Shall SQUEEEAL!! Come together, Right NOW!! LET'S IMPEACH!!
Oh... Come together...yeah!! Come together...yeah!! Come together...yeah!! Come together...yeah!! Come together...yeah!! Come together...yea-eah-eahh!! Come together...yea-eah-eahh!! Come together...yeah!!
Mudboy Slim
BTW...Never Fergit...MUD
1 posted on 9/11/2003, 12:03:46 AM by Mudboy Slim
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#867. To: AuntB, PhiKapMom, Victoria Delsoul, mommadooo3, Irma, Happygal, iceskater, goldilucky, Red-Headed Stranger (#865)
(RATZ Ain't) "Tuff Enuff!!" (To be sung to the Fabulous Thunderbird's "Tuff Enuff")
I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees... Ain't no doubt about it, WillieBoy, Right Shall RE-Impeach!! We'll wrestle with yer Liars in Left's Medyuh Whore'd... It's all Right, Willie...you Chi-Com Whore!!
Slick ain't tuff enough!! Left ain't tuff enough!! RATZ ain't tuff enough!! JOE, Right Shall Be Rough!!
Fer the Truth, Willie, I shall always FReep!! Nothin' we'll do to you that's too rough fer me!! Slick caused Waco's burnin' buildings and young children Bill hurt... We'll FReep Willie 'til he's six feet under dirt!!
Slick ain't tuff enough!! Left ain't tuff enough!! RATZ ain't tuff enough!! Slick, Right Shall Be Rough!!
(conservativemusician rippin' it on guitar)
I shall FReep 24 hours, 7 days a week... So the Sheeple know it's Justice We Seek!! I LOATHE Slick fer his TREASON and I LOATHE Slick fer his Goons!! I know Justice is Right...Right Shall Play MUDZ Tunes!!
Slick ain't tuff enough!! Left ain't tuff enough!! RATZ ain't tuff enough!! JOE, Right Shall Be Rough!!
RATZ, take yer hands of the money that I've earned... Bite me, all EWE Effete Lib'rals...Left's Been Spurned!! I'll fight the Lib'ral state...Fight RATZ Swamp in DeeCee!! Just to git some Justice, won't you see?!!
Slick ain't tuff enough!! Left ain't tuff enough!! RATZ ain't tuff enough!! RATZ, Right Shall Be Rough!! Slick ain't tuff enough!! Left ain't tuff enough!! RATZ ain't tuff enough!! YES, Right Shall Be Rough!! YEAH!!
(Guitar jammin' to fade...)
398 posted on 12/09/2002 10:12 AM EST by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#869. To: sultan88, Landru, Taxman, FBD, stand watie, ironman, tgslTakoma, sauropod, backhoe (#865)
"Patriots, Git Ready!!" (To be sung to the Impression's "People Git Ready")
People get ready, JusticeTrain's a'comin'... We don't need RATZ baggage, you must git on board!! All you need is strength to see Dem SwampRATZ!! Don't need no more War, we'll just Thank OUR Lord!!
Guitar break #1:
GoodPeople get ready fer the Jihad 'Gainst DeeCee!! Right's sendin' out messengers from coast to coast! TRUTH is the key!! Reject RATZ WHORE'D...Ignore 'em!! There's hope for all among those God loves most.
Guitar break #2 (w/key change to D):
TRUTH's Been Exhumed...RATZ're shameless sinners... Who would hurt all Mankind just to serve themselves!! Seek Justice fer those whose TREASON kills children... For there's no hotter HELL than where DemRATZ're goin'!!
[repeat verse 1 in D]:
So Patriots, git ready!! JusticeTrain's a'comin'... Folks don't need BigGuv'ment, must REJECT RATZ Whore'd!! All you need is Truth to see DemocRATZ LOOOVE Tyrants!! Biden can STICK IT--in McAuliffe's hole!!
Mudboy Slim
743 posted on 03/01/2003 3:50 AM EST by Mudboy Slim
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"White House del Clintonia!!" (To be sung to the Eagles' "Hotel California")
On a dark DeeCee sidewalk, nearin' T-Maxx lair, Smell of cherry blossoms rising up through the air, MUDZ part of TheResistance, we skewer the Liberal's blight, Ceegah smoke was heavy and my sight grew dim, I had to stop for the night!!
There Slick stood in the doorway, I heard Hillary yell!! (Aaiigghh!!) And I was thinkin' to myself, "This sure ain't Heaven and I'm scair'd it's Hell!" Then Bill lit up a candle and he showed me the way, Barbara Streisand's down the corridor, I thought I heard her sing...
"Welcome to the White House del Clintonia, Such a lovely place, such a handsome face... Plenty of room at the White House del Clintonia, Three Hundred times per year, Marxists sleeping here."
Slick's mind is liberally-twisted, he's got that Socialist bent, He's got a lot of pretty, stooopid girls...that Bill calls "friends"! How they danced in the Court Room, sweet Summer sweat, Some just can't remember, RATZ choose to forget!
So I called on the Vice Prez, "Please show US some spine!" Algore said, "This Party's had no raison d'etre since 1969!" And still those victims are callin' for "Hillary!!" Brain-dead pups with their feeble li'l lives...Sheeple, we must wake...!!
"Welcome to the White House del Clintonia, Such a lovely place, such a damned disgrace! They're livin' it up at the White house del Clintonia! What a pack a lies, they're all Chinese spies!!"
Interns are a'kneeling, Slick moans, "That feels nice!" Phat Mo said, "I'm just a good Lib'ral, askin' Li'l Willie's advice!" But in the Judge's chambers, Ray gather'd felonies, Left stabs him with their steely lies, but Right must INDICT RATZ Beast!
Best I can remember, Reagan wasn't like Dem Whores... We have to find a passage back to the way things were before! "Relax!" said Bill Clinton, "I'm the Master of Deceipt... With the Media on my side, I'm impossible to defeat!!"
We'll see, Slick Willie, we'll see...
FReegards...MUD
43 posted on 09/20/2001 2:20:52 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#873. To: sultan88, cherry_bomb88, FBD, BOBTHENAILER, Ironword, dead, lowbridge (#871)
One of my New Years' resolutions is to RETIRE D'A$$#OLE in '04!!
"Puff, the Angry D'A$$hole!!" (To be sung to Peter, Paul and Mary's "Puff, the Magic Dragon")
Puff, the Leftist Leader, Bane of the FRee... Tom ruled with an iron fist in Washington, DeeCee!! Lib'ral Commie Sosh'lists loved that D'A$$hole Puff, 'Cuz Tom pulled strings fer big airlines who'd hired Missuz Puff!! BOLD!!!
Puff, the would-be Prez'dent, loved Tyranny... He protected his friend Willie Slick, in a Trial fer Perjury!! South Dakota voters said, "Oh, whatta SLEAZE!!" And conspired to next autumn rid their State of Tom's disease!!
Tom D'A$$hole, he would grovel fer Dem votes, a cryin' shame... Tommie preyed on weakness..."Fear" was Puffboy's middle name!! Union thugs and bigots would bow whene'er Puff came, Lib'ral wimps bent o'er and begged fer Puff's pork, oh so lame. WOAH!!!
Puff, RATZ Marxist Leader, loathed liberty... Big Guv'ment is RATZ PowerTrip and RATZ tax all they can see!! Puff held judges hostage, shameful was he... He ruled from his Senate seat 'til he pissed off Hillary!!
The Senate loves its Power, but weakness leaves a void... HildaBeast and her man Slick returned...Left's overjoyed!! In '04, it happened, Johnnie Thune, he whupped li'l Puff!! 'Cuz voters in their wisdom, folks, they'd just had enuff!!
Puff's head was bent in sorrow, felled by Clinton's stain... Puff no longer weilded Power...fell off the gravy train!! Without his Leader's seat, Puff was just a knave... So Puff, that tiny tyrant, sadly slipped into a cave. Oh!
Puff, EX-DemRAT Leader, loathed by the FRee... Left dwindled down with evil Slick 'cuz DemRATZ chose Hillary!! Puff, that tragic figure, died mysteriously... The Sheeple called it Arkancide 'cuz it's Death by HildaBEEEST!!
FReegards...MUD
90 posted on 1/2/2004, 12:48:37 AM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#875. To: Cyber-Band, EdZep, George W. Bush, M. Thatcher, conservativemusician (#873)
"RATZ Smell!!" (To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "That Smell")
Loose-lipped hotties...and Chi-Com Whores... Constitution's in Left's way!! RATZ fear and smoke's simply a joke... Look what's going on, you RAT Fools!! Ooooh...RATZ smell!! Can't you smell RATZ smell?!! Ooooh...RATZ smell!! The stench of death surrounds you!! YEEEEEEaaaaaaahhhh!!
Limbaugh's Legions are upon you... Folks shall FReep Slick 'til he's GONE!! So take another toke, have a blow fer yer nose... 'Til Left thinks, Right shall drown you!! HELL, YEAH!! Ooooh...RATZ smell!! Can't you smell that smell?! Ooooh...LEFT smells!! Vince Foster's Death condemns you!!
Lib'rals call Slick "Prince Charming"... He'll squeal'n'purr when cellmates find Slick's groove. Think you'll be all right with all yer money... But tomorrow, Dwight shall be buggerin' you!! Ooooh...Slick'll squeeeeeal!! Won't you help US tell?! Ooooh...RATZ smell!! Ol' Ron Brown's Death confounds you!!
Slick, yer a fool, dude!! Yep, Right'll FReep ya 'til yer gone!! We know yer a Treas'nous Whore!!
One little problem that confronts you... Got Ol' Mudboy on yer back... Just one more fix, Bill, might do the trick... One hell of a price for you to get your kicks!! Ooooh...RATZ smell!! I can't stand Left's smell!! Ooooh...Trash Bill!! Paul Wellstone's Death was all you!! Ooooh...Slick smells!! Right Shall Fight Like Hell!! Ooooh...RATZ smell!! We'll RE-Impeach'n'Convict You!!
155 posted on 11/22/2002 10:21:08 AM EST by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#877. To: Critter, csvset, M. Thatcher, holdonnow, kattracks, The_Eaglet, John R. Bob Locke, TraitorJOE Biden (#875)
"Vile Forces!!" (To be sung to The Rolling Stones' "Wild Horses")
JOE thinks this Country is easy to fool... Abusing his Power, Obstructin' the Truth! Shameless Traitor, Prez'dent's a Sham... You know we can't let this High Treason stand! Vile Forces hold JOEZ Critics at bay... But wild, wild horses couldn't drive me away!!
America's sufferin' a dull, achin' pain... Networks can't hide it, their power has waned. No explanation, no compromise... Will make us feel better until JOE Resigns! Vile forces try to lead US astray... Lib'ral "choices" bleed our Freedoms away!
It must concern you, JOEZ sins and his lies... But now JOEZ beholden to his Communist spies! Our faith's been broken, RATZ must be tried... They'll rot in prison to pay for Left's crimes!! Vile forces try to excuse it away... DemocRAT Comrades condone Evil, I say... "Vile forces mustn't lead us astray... Righteous forces, they'll triumph someday!!"
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Kerry's Party!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sherry Darlin'")
Dem Lib'rals yappin'...they're all deadbeats!! Tell 'em it's all over...gonna be so sweet... Next November's mournin', yer gonna be goin' down to the unemployment agency!! 'Cuz each morning Right be fightin'...no, we won't give up... 'Til Freedom Wins...traitors, just shut up!! Gonna be the last time DemRATZ gonna be threatnin' the FRee!!
(Chorus) Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent... The dude's gawky and he's houndin' Dem young chicks!! EWE'll can take yer guilt trip back to yer ghetto tonight!! 'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin's "FRee"... Kerry's a fool, stop his blasphemy!! Hey, Willie, why're you slayin' Kerry's Party?!!
FReeper gals flirtin' while they FReep... They got great minds...and they know how to teach!! There'll be no backtrackin' out here in Flyover Country!! John Kerry, Left's love for you ain't real... Boy, yer just fillin' in fer Hillary!! Jane Kerry, RAT Party has its hero, Slick Willie!!
(Chorus) Lemme tell ya there's a Marxist runnin' to be Prez'dent... Dude looks gawky while he's bird-doggin' Dem phat chicks!! RATZ can take their morals back to their ghettoes tonight!! 'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin' "FRee"... Kerry's a FOOL, Hanoi John's tyranny!! Hey, Hill'ry, why you playin' Kerry's Party?!!
[Bigman on sax, CM on guitar]
Folks, keep fighting fer what's Right...ignore the pain!! Let the bleedin'-hearted spew their spin!! Kerry, you can run, but be warned, "Be Wary of the Right!!" Tell Dem Lib'rals down in Central Park... And all EWE politicos who're missin' the mark... Say, Slick Willie, won't you pray fer yer Party?! Hey, Willie, why'd you slay Kerry's Party?!
FReegards...MUD
1 posted on 2/23/2004, 10:41:20 AM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Warfare is the Way of deception. Therefore, if able, appear unable, If active, appear not active, If near, appear far, If far, appear near. If they have advantage, entice them; If they are confused, take them, If they are substantial, prepare for them, If they are strong, avoid them, If they are angry, disturb them, If they are humble, make them haughty, If they are relaxed, toil them, If they are united, separate them.
"Attack where they are not prepared, go out to where they do not expect. This specialized warfare leads to victory, and may not be transmitted beforehand."
DeeCeeRATZ beware...the Forces of JUSTICE Shall Hunt EWE Down!!
SincereLEE...MUD
MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#882. To: sultan88, Jim Robinson, conservativemusician, jla, Landru, KLT, goldilucky, BigMan, DiscoDave, JohnHuang2, dead (#845)
"Hope you will get to "Uncle John's Band" now that you are in a Dead mood."
"Uncle JimRob's Band!!" (To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Uncle John's Band")
Folks, the Left's Daze is a gutless haze...don't y'all listen to Dem Whores!! 'Cuz when RATZ Promise Easy Street, there is Danger at yer door!! Sing this song with me, then you'll know MUDZ Right!! Whoa-oh, what I want to know-oh, is Are RATZ Blind?!!
Left's the childkiller's "Choice", my FRiends, better take MUDZ advice... You know RATZ're FOOLS by now...Leftist Media's sellin LIES!! Will you sing with me? Won't you FReep with me? Whoa-oh, what I want to know-oh, will you FReep with me?!
God damn! Well, I declare, "Do RATZ Wanna DIE?!!" Left's Laws are made fer Tyranny, Right's motto is "Don't Tread On Me!!" Come hear Ol' JimRob's Band...Winning 'Cuz We're Right!! Sing and FReep...yer not alone!! We've come to teach the Lib'ral Drones!!
It's the same story Limbaugh told me, Rush ain't the only one who knows!! Fight the traitorous scumbag whore'd...RATZ Marxist Spin shan't grow!! 'Tain't the Right that Hates...Biden FEARS His Fate!! Whoa-oh, what I want you to know...Prison's where JOE goes!!! I live in a FairyTale and I call it Mudboy's Cave... MUDZ got him a pianny and I beg you, call the tune!! DemRATZ call it "choice"...as they kill young girls and boys!! Whoa-oh, what I want you to know-oh...INDICT McAuliffe!!!
Come help Ol' JimRob's band...fightin' fer what's Right!! Got some things to talk about here inside our Righteous Fight!! Come hear Mudboy Slim's Band singin' 'cuz we're Right... Come join our song, you aren't alone, we've come to take OUR Country home!!
Come here Mudboy Slim's Band, playin' 'cuz we're Right!! Come on along, you ain't alone...Right's come to save the children now!! Come read Ol' JimRob's Forum...FReepin' 'cuz we can!! Dethrone RATZ Whores and teach Left's Drones, we've come to save Left's Ignorant Whore'd!!
Heh heh heh, Sultan, I like it...MUD
152 posted on 3/1/2004, 11:58:23 AM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
The National Debt for the United States of America is...
"More Than $30 Trillion!!" (To be sung to Boston's "More Than a Feeling")
Dem Marxists're in mourning 'cuz Obamaz gone... RATZ have no future...with TraitorJOE!! Right Votes 4 Strength, NOT DemRATZ DUMB Drones. Still, our liberties are stripped away-ay-ay-ay!!
The RightWing needs FReepin'...(more than $30 Trillion!!) Since we know Big Guv'ment's been holdin' sway... (more than $30 Trillion!!) Country needs PATRIOTS!! (over $30 Trillion!!) 'Til we see Big Guv'ment melt away... We'll see OUR Liberties fadin' away!!
So many FReepers have come and gone... Their mem'ry fades as the years go by. Yet I still recall list'nin' to Limbaugh... Each year when we vote, Fed budget's too hi-i-igh!!
OUR Country needs FReepin'...(more than $30 Trillion!!) Folks, we've heard Dem ol' excuses still today... (more than $30 Trillion!!) RightWing needs PATRIOTS!! (over $3o Trillion!!) 'Til we see Big Guv'ment melt away... High time that Conservatives win the day!!
(Guitar jammin' interlude)
When I'm tired and feelin' olde... I think about Reagan, who saved the day!! And dream of the men who used to know... If we close our eyes, FReedom'll slip away!! DemRATZ must pay!! Truth SHALL hold sway!!
The LeftWing is reelin'!! (more than $30 Trillion!!) Folks, we've heard RATZ ol' songs Left always plays... (more than $30 Trillion!!) OUR Country NEEDS MAGA!! (over $30 Trillion!!) 'Til we see DeeCeeSwamp drained away... We Shan't Let DeeCeeRATZ Git Away!!
Black XXV FReegards...MUD
The drumbeat continues...
1 posted on 3/17/2004, 1:38:56 PM by Mudboy Slim
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Peace is Right!!" (To be sung to Boston's "Peace of Mind")
Yeah...Left is feelin' kinda low 'cuz JoeBidenz an IDIOT... Kamalaz such a Commie 'Ho!! Hell'ry oughtta run, but somehow her feet keep on draggin'!! HildaBeeest, give Veep a go!! Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!!
I understand it's a big decision... Gotta choose between Left and Right!! FReepers, rise up fer Guv'ment Recision... Show all the World we know Peace is Right!! Yeah...oh oh oh!!
Folks, we've heard enuff of RAT-Mediaz chatter... Left's been in charge fer too long!! Can'tcha see there'll come a day when FREEDOM MATTERS?! Let's hope that day's before we're gone!!
I understand it's a big decision... Gotta choose 'tween Wrong and Right!! FReep the Left into submission!! All we want is fer folks to Do What's Right!!
Future's just ahead!! Future's BRIGHT, my FRiends!! Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!! WOOO!!
(Guitar jammin' by the BigMan, DiscoDave, and conservativemusician)
Folks, Big Guv'ment isn't nice, still (it) keeps gettin' bigger!! Devolve all RATZ Power to "US"!! Rise up, FReeperPower...must believe Right's Winning... Rise up fer OUR Victory!!
Oh-ahhh-oh!! I understand it's Life's Big Decision... Gotta choose between Left and Right!! FReep DemRATZ into submission... Tell those Republicans to Show Some Spine!!
Future's just ahead...Join our Righteous Thread...LEFT IS DEAD!!
(guitar jammin' to fade)
Mudboy Slim (3/24/04)
54 posted on 3/26/2004, 11:49:09 AM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#888. To: AuntB, Paul Cruce, PhiKapMom, Sabertooth, coteblanche, Fred Mertz, sneakypete (#886)(Edited)
#888...Ode 2 Sultan88...
"Right, Show Some Spine!!" (To be sung to Johnny Cash's "I Walk The Line")
Uhmmm... We keep a close watch on Left's Commie Slime... MUD keeps his eyes wide open most the time... We keep our heads up fer RATZ perfect crime... Let's show some spine...'bout friggin' time!!
Uhmmm... Left finds it very very easy to be fooled... RATZ find themselves alone when each vote's thru!! Left, please admit that JOEZ a foolish dude!! Reject Left's LIES...it's FReepin' Time!!
Uhmmm... We'll find a way to WHUP RATZ with our minds... We'll give Left cause to doubt what's sanctified!! Fer you, I know I'll even fight to turn the tide... Let's show some spine...it's FReedom Time!!
Uhmmm... We keep a close watch on Left's Commie Slime... MUD keeps his eyes wide open most the time... We reach our hands out to the souls that try... It's Justice Time...we'll stay on-line!!
Mudboy Slim (3/24/04)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"