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Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..."
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URL Source: https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts
Published: Oct 18, 2021
Author: Mudboy Slim
Post Date: 2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim
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How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... Mudboy Slim
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power?
How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!!
How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries?
How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
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#837. To: jla, Taxman, FBD, Landru, Sultan88, leadpenny, trueblackman, holdonnow, M. Thatcher (#834)
Riders on the Storm...Right-Wing's gotta Swarm... Slick's "The Killer of Waco"...Jan Reno's nuthin' but his 'HO'... (Kewl Guitar/Synthesizer Jammin') Folks, we gotta fight TheSwamp...folks, we gotta take RATZ down... (Keyboard/Guitar Jammin') Right is gonna Swarm...Marxists should be forewarned... Right-Wing's gonna swarm...Righteous gonna swarm... FReegards...MUD 105 posted on 2/24/2003, 5:16:36 AM by Mudboy Slim Updated today...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Somebody oughtta DOX ALL DemRATbassTURDS!! Quite SincereLEE...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"If I Were the President..." If I were the President...and you hurt my Nation... [To Slick Willie hisself] If I wuz a Builder...could Left's thugs find me?! If I were the President, and you were my Jewel... OuterBanksMUDrevisited...9/18/01 "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Speedy Gonzalez ROCKS...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Recently I have noticed a cooling of fervor among the media and talking heads on television. They are criticizing our president’s handling of the war and act as if we had already lost. It makes me want to throw up when I hear some self proclaimed intellectual or expert who barely has enough practical sense to tie his shoes criticizing people like Donald Rumfeld and Colin Powell who have been there and done that. These puffed up chowder heads know as much about fighting a war as a hog knows about an airplane. Yet they sit back in their lofty ivory towers and remind us every time a civilian gets killed in Afghanistan what a terrible thing we’re doing to their country. Wake up you detestable gas bags, if this war goes on for ten years we’ll never kill as many Afghans as the Taliban has. We will be doing the Afghan people a tremendous favor getting rid of these self righteous thugs who beat women with sticks and execute anyone who doesn’t believe the same way they do. How dare you bunch of overeducated cabbage heads try to make the citizens of this country think that we’re losing the war in Afghanistan. We’ve barely gottn started and if we were the same kind of people that you idiots are, the war would have been over the first couple of days because we would have dropped a couple of neutron bombs and come back home. But that’s not the kind of people we are. We are humane and caring and take every precaution we can to keep from hurting innocent people. It’s just a sad fact that there will always be innocent people hurt and killed in wars. It’s bound to happen but we don’t need you self aggrandizing pimple brains to keep on reminding us how deplorable it is. We know already. We know because of the carnage we suffered in New York and Washington on September 11th. When I see one of you draft card burning love and peace flower children spouting off about what we are doing in Afghanistan or criticizing our government for their efforts on the home front I’d like to pick you up by the nap of your soft neck and shake you like a bulldog shakes a rat. Don’t you people realize what you’re doing? Don’t you realize that there is nothing short of absolute victory acceptable in this war? Don’t you know or care that if we don’t finish this we will leave a world to our children and grandchildren a world we don’t even want to think about? Can you imagine a six year old kid carrying a gas mask to school? Our government is straining every nerve to protect us and eradicate the menace we face no matter what you think about it. And they don’t need a bunch of non combat arm chair generals telling the population that they don’t know what they’re doing. They know what they’re doing . I have been from coast to coast since the tragedy of September 11th and I find a totally different attitude among the hard working, tax paying, salt of the earth people of this country. They’re ready to fight , sacrifice and do whatever else it takes to defeat our enemy. You people are so out of touch with the vast part of the population of this nation. You live in an intellectually incestuous world. You never see anybody except each other and you wouldn’t know a sledge hammer from a plowshare much less the people who work with them. That ole boy from Texas ain’t going to give in to your incessant needling. He’s made of stouter stuff than the last poll propelled draft dodger who disgraced the Oval Office. Every time you doubt that this war is righteous take a look at the file footage of the Trade Towers coming down and think about the children whose mommies and daddies won’t be coming home anymore. What do you think? God Bless America...Charlie Daniels Copyright 2001 Charlie Daniels All rights under copyright reserved. I think that pretty well sums it up. 1 posted on 11/08/2001 10:42 PM EST by Socraticus "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Don't worry Gran'ma...we'll be alright... Lend your voices only to Songs of FReedom!!! We've heard Left's anguish... And lend your voices only to Songs of FReedom... There are plenty of Sheeple who Pray fer Peace... Come on, you Lurkin' FReepers...join in and come play!! And lend our voices only to Songs of FReedom!! FReegards...MUD 52 posted on 11/16/2001 4:15 PM EST by Mudboy Slim "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Pookies Toons ROCK...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
19 August 1999 Letters to the Editor Re: "What Happened To All The Good Protest Songs?" Editor, Times-Dispatch: To quote the Honorable Robert H. Bork, "The [1968 Left-Wing] radicals, expecting stern opposition, were astounded by, and contemptuous of, the universities' rapid surrender. They learned that ours is a soft culture with a bad conscience; MORAL INTIMIDATION WORKS! (emphasis mine)" The Radical Left/Liberal Movement has arrogantly, yet disingenuously, assumed the mantle of moral superiority, and good patriotic Americans have been meekly kowtowing to their paternalistic demands for the last 35 years! Historians will validate that the 1992 Presidential Election will prove to be the Left's most glorious triumph, as an unabashedly sexually- deviant, draft-dodging, morally-repugnant, pot-smoking fiend assumed the most powerful political office on earth. However, Bill Clinton and his Vile Administration, so utterly lacking in basic character and moral underpinnings, will prove to be the Left's Waterloo, as Slick Willie dramatically exposes the hypocrisy of the Liberal Lie to ever-increasing numbers of American voters. The Democrats have already lost both Houses of Congress and over a dozen Statehouses, long-time Democrats have abandoned the Party in droves, and Conservatives/Libertarians have been emboldened to act with a passion reminiscent of Liberals from a bygone era. All we are missing now are a few good old-fashioned Right-Wing protest songs... Thank you, Slick Willie! Lib'ral DemocRATZ, bending over backwards in defense of your corrupt Presidency, have abandoned all claims on moral superiority, exposing the Effete Elite as the self-serving PowerMongers they have been all along! And the best is yet to come...for those Democrats who hold too long to the Clinton line, we will witness historic Republican gains come November ‘00. Then, we get to go after Ol' Billzabubba with Impeachment II!! With all due respect, Mr. President, you're soon to be yesterday's news!! Quite Sincerely, Mudboy Slim FReep On, my righteous brothers and sisters...MUD 1 Posted on 08/19/1999 13:25:58 PDT by Mudboy Slim Too much fun...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
We abhor Butch Reno...and we'll take Slick Willie down. Clinton is Pure Evil, knaves...Slick snowed Dem-Medyuh shills!! Justice's why we FReep...tonigh-ight!! I drove on up to DeeCee...brain-dead Lib'rals fought me there. Got two reasons why I stay awake each lonely night. Gotta wife and children, Slick, but yer thugs shan't cow me!!! (BigMan on guitar, Fireman John on mandolin...justa cookin'!!) Got two reasons why I FReep away each doggone night. Gotta wife and children, Bill, and you got Hillary... Mudboy Slim BTW...I know where Terrie "ThePUNK" McAuliffe lives... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Gonna be a Good Nine Months....MUD BTW...Lib'ralism's DEAD!! Nine Months to the Mid-Term Elections...Let's Not Waste a Single Day!! So Sayeth the Word of...MUD 1 posted on 02/10/2002 2:06 AM EST by Mudboy Slim "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Make no mistake...TraitorJOE Biden is a Chi- Com WHORE!! Quite SincereLEE...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Ev'ryone considered Slick the Coward of the Country. Slick was only ten years old when his daddy whupped his mama. "Promise me, MUD, not to do the things Bill's done. This Country's for ev'ryone...and Mudboy loves this Country. Mudboy opened up his eyes and saw his Country reelin'. "Promise me, MUD, not to do the things I've done. The SlickButtBoys just laughed at MUD when he walked into the barroom. Forty years of Stalin was bottled up inside'im. "I promised you, Dad, not to do the things you done. Ev'ryone considered Slick the Coward of the Country. FReegards...MUD 160 posted on 3/5/2003, 11:48:51 PM by Mudboy Slim "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Regards...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Sounds like a decent plan for my remaining decades "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Howdy, Biff!! "Obama Tune!!" Barry's Prez'dent...Dem's the facts of Life. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Hey Barry, did you hear about this one? Tell me, what's the deal with Big Guv? Barry starts talkin' and it sounds so good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Hey Barry, did you hear about this one? Tell me, why you dissin' on Rush?!! Here's a little nugget fer the Freedom-believer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Hey Barry, do you hear me sing this one? Tell me, why you dissin' on Rush?!! If you believe, this country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!) Mudboy Slim (27 January 2009) "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Pookies Toons ROCK...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"MUDZ Brothers!!" We played King of the Mountain...I'd always win. Folks, there's VILEness in this World...don'let it grind yer dreams away!!! (Mudboy on harp) Some of my FReeper FRiends're dead...others left and shan't be back. But the Gipper's burnin' bright...livin' history uncovered... (Mudboy takin' it home on the harmonica...Slick Willie impersonator on saxaphone) Sic Semper Tyrannis...MUD BTW...this is dedicated to my three younger bro's, the oldest of whom is an AF Captain over in the Iraqi theatre, away from his wife and two boys who are based in Ramstad, Germany. Springsteen ROCKS...I rest my case. 655 posted on 03/11/2003 5:03 AM EST by Mudboy Slim "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"FRee Iraq!!" Strength and Boldness...Whuppin' Lib'ral Scum!! Left's like pre-teens...RATZ don't have a CLUE!! These days're heady...our Fight's 'tween Wrong and Right!! FReepers ROCK!! RightWing's Strong 'cuz we are FRee!! God is GOOD, God is Great!! In His Hands we trust our Fate!! (The BigMan killin' it on guitar...Dr. MonDremo on pie-anny) Forty years, Lord...Where'd they go?! And sometimes late at night...ohhh, when I'm FReepin' by candlelight... FRee Iraq!! FREEDOM'S the World's Fate!! FReepers ROCK!!! Treason's why we FReep Slick!! Mudboy Slim (2 months before the Big Four-Oh!!) BTW... FReegards...MUD 1 posted on 4/9/2003, 11:00:05 AM by Mudboy Slim "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
All DemRATZ EAT Caulk...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Spend my days FReepin' with Lib'rals' minds, LeftWing dances but RATZ Soul is Shamed!! It seems that Left's Hate fer my God got a punch on the nose... The HildaBeast's without her King... Ahh~ah~ahh-ah~ahh. Heh heh heh, who's up fer the challenge?!!...Mudboy Slim 455 posted on 11/14/2002 3:08 PM EST by Mudboy Slim "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Pookies Toons ROCK...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
US FReepers done nailed Slick Willie... LawBreakers...with RATZ Medyuh Whore'd... Each vacuous Lib'ral is our FReepin' goal, y'all... LawBreakers...LawBreakers... Oh yeah...doo doo doo dah doooo...oh yeah!! Gonna drain RATZ DeeCeeSwamp!! (Haunting guitar solo...) LawBreakers...LawBreakers... Oh yeah...doo doo doo dah doooo...Hell yeah!! Mudboy Slim (OBX...8/27/02) "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Regards...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
They lie all the time, to increase their polls It’s all so confusing, this taxation abusing Because Hell No, Hell is for liberals!! Hell!! Hell is for Hell... Written by the FReeper, cherrybomb88... 216 posted on 4/11/2003, 3:44:29 PM by cherry_bomb88 "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Gotta love it...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Here we come again, Bill Clinton... Slick, you married a bitch now, din'tcha?! (The BigMan kickin' it on guitar like only GONZO hisself can!!) FReepers, we gotta Git JUSTICE!! Come on...FReepersUP!! Marxist views are fer PhatCows!! Good Patriots they died to protect me... (Gonzo Jammin' 'til we're done!!) Slick Willie's PREY...MUD 1 posted on 02/10/2003 6:26 AM EST by Mudboy Slim "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
MEGA Ultra MAGA...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"CURRENT COMMUNIST GOALS: 1. U.S. acceptance of coexistence as the only alternative to atomic war. FWIW...perhaps America needs to RE-ESTABLISH the House Committee on Un- American Activities!! 35. Discredit and eventually dismantle the FBI. The Commie DemonRATS have accomplished much of their Agenda but America is striking back with a vengenace now...that's why the RATZ and the FrenchSurrenderists and the NaziKrauts are worried...MUD 343 posted on 02/15/2003 9:43 AM EST by Mudboy Slim 407 posted on 4/15/2003, 2:57:40 PM by Mudboy Slim Regards...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Pookies Toons ROCK...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Come Together!!" Here comes the RightWing...We been buildin' up slowly... Left fears the Righteous...Libs got whupped at the polls!! DemRATZ're destructin'...Libs love Eeeee-vil Tyrants!! Right!! Yo... Keep rollin', Trumpsterz...we got Marxists runnin'!! Oh... Mudboy Slim BTW...Never Fergit...MUD 1 posted on 9/11/2003, 12:03:46 AM by Mudboy Slim Updated today...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Regards...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees... Slick ain't tuff enough!! Fer the Truth, Willie, I shall always FReep!! Slick ain't tuff enough!! (conservativemusician rippin' it on guitar) I shall FReep 24 hours, 7 days a week... Slick ain't tuff enough!! RATZ, take yer hands of the money that I've earned... Slick ain't tuff enough!! (Guitar jammin' to fade...) 398 posted on 12/09/2002 10:12 AM EST by Mudboy Slim "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Quite SincereLEE...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
People get ready, JusticeTrain's a'comin'... Guitar break #1: GoodPeople get ready fer the Jihad 'Gainst DeeCee!! Guitar break #2 (w/key change to D): TRUTH's Been Exhumed...RATZ're shameless sinners... [repeat verse 1 in D]: So Patriots, git ready!! JusticeTrain's a'comin'... Mudboy Slim 743 posted on 03/01/2003 3:50 AM EST by Mudboy Slim Updated today...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Heh heh heh...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"White House del Clintonia!!" On a dark DeeCee sidewalk, nearin' T-Maxx lair, There Slick stood in the doorway, I heard Hillary yell!! (Aaiigghh!!) "Welcome to the White House del Clintonia, Slick's mind is liberally-twisted, he's got that Socialist bent, So I called on the Vice Prez, "Please show US some spine!" "Welcome to the White House del Clintonia, Interns are a'kneeling, Slick moans, "That feels nice!" Best I can remember, Reagan wasn't like Dem Whores... We'll see, Slick Willie, we'll see... FReegards...MUD 43 posted on 09/20/2001 2:20:52 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Hear hear...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Puff, the Angry D'A$$hole!!" Puff, the Leftist Leader, Bane of the FRee... Puff, the would-be Prez'dent, loved Tyranny... Tom D'A$$hole, he would grovel fer Dem votes, a cryin' shame... Puff, RATZ Marxist Leader, loathed liberty... The Senate loves its Power, but weakness leaves a void... Puff's head was bent in sorrow, felled by Clinton's stain... Puff, EX-DemRAT Leader, loathed by the FRee... FReegards...MUD 90 posted on 1/2/2004, 12:48:37 AM by Mudboy Slim "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
ALL DemRATZ in the DeeCeeSwamp Lie, Cheat, and Steal Elections!! Quite SincereLEE...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Loose-lipped hotties...and Chi-Com Whores... Limbaugh's Legions are upon you... Lib'rals call Slick "Prince Charming"... Slick, yer a fool, dude!! One little problem that confronts you... 155 posted on 11/22/2002 10:21:08 AM EST by Mudboy Slim "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Regards...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
JOE thinks this Country is easy to fool... America's sufferin' a dull, achin' pain... It must concern you, JOEZ sins and his lies... Updated today...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
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(To be sung to the Doors' "Riders on the Storm")
Trash the White House with scorn...DemRATZ has been forewarned...
Joe's a dawg without a soul, that Traitor'll be dethroned...
Right is gonna Swarm...
Heed not what the Med'yuh say...Truth'll win the day!
If we let this Tyrant slide, our Freedom it will die...
Will ya help me, folks?!...yeaaahhhh...
Heed our Righteous Band...make Left understand...
The World on you depends...fer RATZ to meet their end...
Gotta fight BIDEN...yeaaahhhh...
It's OUR White House JOEZ scorned...in Jail, RATZ shall be thrown...
Left LOVES Satan and RAT-HOs, Dem Lib'rals sold their souls...
Right is gonna swarm...
MUDZ views will be the norm...Sheeple'll know RATZ harm...
(The A.N.S.W.E.R., RAT-bastards..."We SHALL RE-Impeach, CONVICT and Imprison Slick!!")
#838. To: All (#836)
IMPRISON Dem 2000 MULES!!
DeeCeeRATZ LOOOVE Killing Babies!!
#839. To: Mudboy Slim, BigMan, DiscoDave, JazzyJosh, Dr. MonDremo, Fingerz, Skeeter, ZardeeB, Cyber-Band (#765)
(To be sung to the Four Tops' "If I were a Carpenter")
Would you label me IGNORANT?! Why'd you label Bush IGNORANT?!!**
Won't you bite me, Medyuh?!!
If I'd SLAUGHTERED Waco's kids...would you still love me?
Ohhhh...considerin' the necks I'd break...don't reckon you'd like me much...
SHAME on you fer Kosovo...SHAME on you fer Waco!!
Boy, now yer dealin' with Justice Time...MUD'll haunt all yer tomorrows!!
If I sang across this Land...could ya still IGNORE ME?!
I'm tellin' ya, Willie, "RUSH IS GOOD!!"
I'd love you to LOATHE ME!!!
We'll overthrow Vile DemocRATZ...SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!!
If I were the Governor...and you were a lady...
Well, now...would ya deny me, silly wench?! Won'tcha ICE THAT DOWN, BABY!?!
Now, would ya Kiss My Flame? (Would you, Fragile Flame?)**
Won'tcha love me, lady?!
#840. To: All (#838)
I got dibs on "MEGA Ultra MAGA" coming next...
It ain't just about Felonies, the Biden Crime Syndicate is GUILTY of TREASON!!
The NBA--and LeBron James, in particular--SUCK CHI-COM Caulk!!
#841. To: Socraticus (#835)
#842. To: FBD, goldilucky, Landru, jla, Flora McDonald, iceskater, AdSimp, Taxman, Beverly Hill (#839)
(To be sung to Jewel's "Life Uncommon")
And don't worry brothers, say your prayers and sleep tight!!
And it'll be fine, sweet wife of mine...MUD'll be just fine!
No Longer Bend Right's Strength fer that which We Wish to be FRee FRom!!
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...
And ALL shall learn...the Right's 'bout HONOR!!
I've heard RATZ "hearts" whine out!!
Right is tired...yes, We're weary, but We're NOT Worn Out!!!
Set down your chains...'til only Faith remains...
Set down Left's chains!!!
No longer lend your Strength to that which you wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...
And We Shall Build...a World of Honor!!
But if praying were enough our dreams wouldda come to be.
RATZ Programs Enslave and Numb!!
Yet, the Heavens will hush themselves to hear...
Our voices ring out clear...with Songs of FReedom...
Songs of FReedom!!
There is a Good Army coming and we are Armed with Faith...
To Live...We SHALL Give...Justice!!
No longer lend our Strength to that which we wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...and Right shall lead...
Lend our voices only to Songs of FReedom!!
No longer lend our strength to that which we wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...
And Right Shall Prove That Truth's Worth Honorin'!!
#843. To: pookie18 (#840)
DemRATZ wanted Merrick to be a Justice on the SCOTUS...LOSERS!!
DemRATZ are itching for a WAR!!
#844. To: Dukie, Constitution Day, outerbanks (#842)
Richmond Times-Dispatch
Box 85333
Richmond, VA 23293
Attn.: Mr. Ross Mackenzie
#845. To: All (#842)
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Friend of the Devil")
Honor 'tis to FReep fer Right till Big Guv'ment's not around.
Ya think I'm funnin' as I make my rhymes...
But friends of Slick Willie ain't no FRiends of mine!!
Leftist HO's defend Slick's Blight...
TREASON's why we FReep tonigh-ight!!
Cowed the Right from action...let's be Brave and DETHRONE Bill!!
Future's Sunny, but we'll first smite Slime...
No friend of Bill Clinton is a FRiend of mine!!
Leftists know Clinton's not Right...
Took my hard-earned dollar bill but we vanquished their PUNK, Terrie.
Think I'm funnin' but MUD knows what's Right...
DemFriends of Bill Clinton shall be Doin' Time!!
I set goals...ain't 'fraid ta Fight...
Justice's why I FReep tonigh-ight!!!
The first one's named Sweet Liberty and she's my heart's delight.
Second one is Justice, Willie, Ol' Mudboy's on yer tail!!
And when MUD catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!
Broaddrick says Slick raped her, Tom, but Brokaw said, "BITE ME!!!"
Lib'rals' Love Him, but I think Slick's SLIME!!
No friend of Slick Willie shall be FRiends o' mine.
I set goals, ain't 'fraid ta fight...Justice's why MUD FReeps tonight!!!
The first one's named Sweet Liberty, by God, I know I'm Right!!
Second one is Justice, Terrie, MUD knows yer Sordid Tale...
And when Truth catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!
Chelsea knows she's not yer child, Webb Hubbell's genes flow free.
Think I'm funnin' but Slick's arse is mine!!
No friend of Bill Clinton, boy, Justice Be Thine!!
Bill can roam...but Slick can't hide!!
Justice makes MUD FReep fer Righ-ight!!
We must FReep him repeatedly this Spring, Summer, and Fall!!
And William JeffersonBlythe Clinton's Legacy Shall Be
The De-Legitimization of the DemocRATic Party!!
(Justice@in't.negotiable!!)
#846. To: All (#843)
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Dem Marxists LOATHE America...
DemRATZ LOOOVE Killing Babies!!
TOO LATE!! I already called DIBS on MEGA MAGA...lol!!
#847. To: All (#845)
(To be sung to Kenny Rogers' "Coward of the County")
He'd never stood one single time to prove them FReepers wrong.
His mama named him Billie, most folks just called Slick "Yella!!"
But something always told me they were reading Billie wrong.
Bill looked on laughin' 'cause he hated all women.
I still recall the final words Slick's mama said to Mudboy:
"MUD, my life is over, but yers shall smite my son!!
Fend away all trouble, if you can.
It won't mean you're meek if you turn the other cheek.
I hope you're old enough to understand:
Slim, Slick YOU'll have to fight to be The Man."
When we're armed, we shouldn't have to prove who's more the man.
One day while MUD was workin'...that Clinton boy KILLED CHILDREN!!
Slick took turns at ladies....There was Scores of THEM!!!
The spunked dress, the Clinton spooks were more than he could stand.
He reached above the fireplace and took down grand-daddy's picture.
As his tears fell on grandpappy's face, MUD heard these words again:
Counteract Left's trouble when you can.
Folks don't pay fer "MEEK"...Make Dem Marxists Turn THEIR Cheeks!!
I hope you're old enough to take a stand...
MUD, you best learn to fight if yer a man."
Whorealdo got up and met Slim halfway 'cross the floor.
When Mudboy turned around they said, "Hey look! Ol' Mudboy's FReepin'."
But you coulda heard a pin drop when Mudboy stopped and whupped DemWhores!!!
We wasn't holdin' nothin' back; we had ourselves a ball.
When Mudboy left the barroom not a Clinton 'Ho was standin'.
MUD said, "This one's fer [Linda/Chandra/Waco/Allah/Mena/Foster/Ron Brown/Chelsea/Algore/JimRob/Limbaugh/Ronnie]," as he watched each Lib'ral fall.
And I heard him say,
I walk away from trouble when I can.
Now please don't think I'm weak, I didn't turn the other cheek,
Good Patriots, I sure hope you understand:
Hell, Yeah!! I'm gonna fight 'cuz I'm a man!!"
(The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."KorruptKlintonKlan DemocRATZ LOVE Terrorists!!")
#848. To: All (#846)
#849. To: All (#835)
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
(God willing and the creek don't rise) on this Planet...MUD
#850. To: Landru, Sultan88, jla, FBD, iceskater, AdSimp, yankhater, dead, Clinton's a Liar, Angelwood, kristinn, goldilucky, Biff Tannen, buckeroo, Jhoffa_, Fred Mertz, Coral Snake, RebelGal, A K A Stone, TLBSHOW, x (#849)
Eight FITTY!!
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Man on the Moon")
Axelrod, he wears the Rovian mask. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Monopoly, twenty one, checkers, and chess. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hillary Clinton in her Sunday best. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
We like Change and we need Hope. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
DeeCee keeps borrowin' but our country's broke. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey Barry, why you goofin' on Lincoln? Hey Nation, why're we so damned dumb?!!
If you believe this country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!)
If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then Marxists shall rule!!
Networks they seem to be gettin' wood. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Iran is troubling 'cuz nukes are in their grasp. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Is our President really up to the task? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey Barry, are you workin' fer Soros? Hey Nation, are we losing touch?
If you believe our country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!)
If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then lawyers shall rule!!...COME ON!!
Here's a little post fer our Liberty. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Guv'ment must stop spendin' like drunk sailors. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
David Axelrod, he has a Rovian task. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey Barry, don't you wanna just save US? Hey Barry, spending way too much!!
If you believe, our country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!)
If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then Tyranny's cool?!!......COOL?!!
If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then sosh'lists shall rule!!
If you believe, our country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!)
If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then lawyers shall rule!!...
If you believe, our country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!)
If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then Tyranny's cool?!!......COOL?!!
#851. To: All (#848)
(Edited)
DeeCeeRATZ LOOOVE Killing American Babies!! 
Of course RATZ will CHEAT...it is in DemRATZ DNA... 
#852. To: Cyber-Band, Landru, sultan88, Taxman, Bob J, Jeff Head, FBD, MeeknMing, dead (#850)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Blood Brothers")
Those boyz came chargin' up the hill...and I'd whup 'em into MEN!!
Now we've only so much time...fight or our Liberty'll Fade Away!!
We have our own roads to ride...and choices we gotta make!!
We'll stand side by side...each one fightin' fer the other...
We said until we died, we'd always be BloodBrothers!!
SlickWillieFOOLS're jokes!! Dudes, Fer Justice We Shall Pray!!
'Cuz what once seemed Black and White...Lib'rals turned to shades of gray...
We lose ourselves in work...to do and bills to pay
It's been a wild, wild ride...and there ain't much cover...
Yer the ones helpin' me stay Right...yer MUD's brothers!!
Still, we're movin' ahead...MUD ain't never lookin' back!!
Bros, I know just how you feel...I know YOU know "We're Doing Right!!"
If I've fallen 'neath the wheel, if I've lost or I've gained sight
I don't even know why, I don't know why I wrote this song
Or if any of this matters anymore after all....
MUD'll keep grooooovin' through the dark...with y'all in my heart...
Yer MUD's brothers!!
(The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."DemonRATS and RINOS LOATHE Justice Fer ALL!!")
#853. To: BigMan, Dr. MonDremo, DiscoDave, Syntaurz, Cyber-Band (#814)
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "Like a Rock")
Ignorance is Legion...DemRATZ're Sleazy BUMS!!
We fight fer FReedom...Right's never been this strong...FRee Iraq!!
Left LOATHES our FReedoms...Ignorant Poltroons!!
Folks, Right is Winning...Socialists Dispair!! Freedom ROCKS!!
Our Noble Purpose...the World we shall Enlight!!
Right must hold firmly...'cuz FReedom's Worth the Fight!!
FReedom ROCKS!!
FReep Iraq!! Liberate the WHOLE MidEast!!
FRee Iraq, Sheeple Blossom When FRee...FRee Iraq!!
Reject Left's hustlers and RATZ schemes!!
Right stand proud...Right stand tall...Left's about to Fall!!!
MUD still believes in his dreams!!
Forty years...I'm gittin' old!!
Still, we're fightin' against...Clinton's SCUM!!
The tunes come to me and All IS Right!!
And I recall...I recall....
FReepers ROCK!! Shrink the Fed'ralist State!!
Like Iraq!! The World We'll Liberate...like Iraq!!
Mediaz "shocked"...RATZ arses Right Shall Kick!!
Like Iraq, the Righteous Win AGAIN...Like Iraq!!
RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
#854. To: All (#851)
DeeRATZ HATE WeThePeople...WeThePeople p'OWN DemFascists...
DeFund, FIRE, and DE-Pension ALL DemRATZ in the DeeCeeSwamp!!
DemRATZ LOOOVE Killing Babies!!
#855. To: diotima, Paul Cruce, Bob J, amom, FallGuy, Saundra Duffy, John Lenin (#853)
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Goin' to California")
Smoked my stuff an' drank all my wine.
Made up my mind, make a new start,
Goin'a California with Dutch Reagan in my heart.
Limbaugh told me there're Lib'rals out there...
Right'll open their eyes...RAT Powers're unaware!!
Never let Press tell ya the Parties're all the same.
Hohh...DemRATZ're TRAITORZ, Left's Med'yuh won't say,
RATZ wonder how Left's Heroes could ever follow Willaaaay!!
Th' mountains an' the canyons gonna tremble an' shake,
When children in LA...begin to awake...Watch out!!
But Truth's startin' to flow, I think RATZ might be sinkin'!!
RATZ, We'll INDICT...Let's IMPEACH...It Is Time!!
Help FReep everywhere...folks, Truth's Path Runs Straight and Right!!
Left says they'll Save the World...
"Left LIES!!" MUD sings!! La la la la.
Fight the TruthHATERZ who Abolished God!!
Tryin'a find RATZ Savior who'll never, never, never be born.
Standin' on Church Hill with MUDZ mountain of dreams,
Tellin' my FRiends, "It's not that hard, folks...Please help US FReep!!"
Mmm-ahh~ahh.
Ahh~ah~ahh-ah~ahh.
Ahh~ah~ahh-ah~ahh.
Ahh~ah~ahh.
#856. To: All (#854)
DemocRATZ are like LOCUSTS...RATZ swarm and destroy...
Dr. Fauci is a Mass-Murderer and a Treasonous, Chi-Com WHORE!!
He needs to be escorted outta office in handcuffs!!
#857. To: All (#855)
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones "Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo (Heartbreaker)")
We've chased Algore 'cuz he's a DORK!!
Usin' McAwful, Chairman of the DNC...
Right'll make Osama Bill's cellmate bark!!
Right's gonna tear Left's World apart!!
RINO punks...yer just Blueblood Bores...
Christ's gonna quench yer ravenous void!!
Tell 'em, "Bring it to JimRob's Forum!!"
Slick lied...he ain't dirt...yer MUDZ gallery...
Dem Marxists said, "MUD has no chance...no chance!!"
You know our Rage shan't be denied!!
LawBreakers...StainMakers...
Smite thy Leftists' Ignorance Desired!!!
Doo doo doo doo dah...
Gonna tear RATZ World apart!!
Oh yeah...doo doo doo dah doooo...oh yeah!!
Doo doo doo doo dah...
EWE shall now feel OUR Righteous Storm!!
McAuliffe!! Terry Mac!!
MUDZ gonna tear yer vile world down!!
Doo doo doo doo dah...
Gonna tear RATZ World apart!!
#858. To: All (#856)
MEGA Ultra MAGA!!
DeeCeeRATZ sure LOOOVE Killing Babies!!
DeeCeeRATZ LOOOVE Starving WeThePeople!!
#859. To: cherrybomb88, Mudboy Slim, Landru, sultan88, conservativemusician, FBD (#857)
CB88: Alright .....I had some downtime while my whinies are taking their exam.....first rough draft of my song....any suggestions will be taken into consideration and then shredded.
(To be sung to Pat Benatar's "Hell is for Children")
They tread in the wrong & we pay their tolls
Tax ‘ya and spend it, that’s their style
Yours and mine become one in the same
In the eyes of a liberal...
Because Hell...
Hell is for liberals!!
And you know that their little lies they will never confess
Hell!! Hell is for liberals!!
And you shouldn’t have to suffer to live
The American way with your hard earned pay
You’re Stalin’s prodigy, and we won’t let Rush bother you
Be a good little ‘Rat and you’ll be Slick’s new toy
Tell the people the rumors are true
Hell is for liberals!!
And you know that their little lies they will never confess
Hell!! Hell is for liberals!!
And you shouldn’t have to pay all the money you made into taxes & SSI
Hell is for Hell...
Hell is for liberals!!
Hell!! Hell is for Hell...
Hell is for Hell...
Hell is for liberals!!
Hell!! Hell is for Hell...
Hell is for Hell...
Hell is for liberals!!
(Are you on the right side of the wrong issue or on the wrong side of the right issue???)
#860. To: All (#858)
DUMB and DUMBER!!
That nasty RATbitch will NEVER be Governor (or Senator) of Georgia!!
Dittos..
#861. To: conservativemusician, ElRushbo, Rush Limbaugh (#857)
This song is easily adaptable for going after TraitorJoeBiden...
(To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold")
Gonna RE-Impeach!!
Medyuh FReaks got No SAY, Slick Willie!!
Clinton's Gonna Git FReeped!!
Slick, Right's been stalkin' you so long...
You know Truth's here to stay!!
Got you in a stranglehold, Willie...
RINOZ, Git Outta OUR Way!!!
What were YOU thinkin', you hound?!
Soiled OUR House, You Villainous TRAITOR...
Dig Syntaurz Righteous Sound!!!
Folks, Yer Forefather's DIED fer you to be FRee...
Socialism's sooooo passe'!!
Got RATZ in a stranglehold now, Country...
Let's DETHRONE Slick TODAY!!!
Limbaugh, it's time YOU said so!!
The Sheeple think Right and Left are the same...
They're CONFUSED...Slick's TREASON Must Be Shown!!
Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...Fight RATZ SCUM!!
Come on...Slickz a BUM!!
Come on come on come on come on, Patriots!!
Come on come on come on come on up!!
Come on come on come on come on, Nation!!
Come on, Trumpsterz, COME ON!!!
DemLib'rals LUST Fer RAT-Power!!
If Ashcroft gits in our way, Dubyuh...
You know Right'll force him OUT!!
Yes, FReedom's Here To Stay!!
Got Slick in a Stranglehold, Lib'rals...
Right's Gonna Whup Yer A$$!!!
#862. To: All (#860)
#863. To: All (#861)
2. U.S. willingness to capitulate in preference to engaging in atomic war.
3. Develop the illusion that total disarmament [by] the United States would be a demonstration of moral strength.
4. Permit free trade between all nations regardless of Communist affiliation and regardless of whether or not items could be used for war.
5. Extension of long-term loans to Russia and Soviet satellites.
6. Provide American aid to all nations regardless of Communist domination.
7. Grant recognition of Red China. Admission of Red China to the U.N.
8. Set up East and West Germany as separate states in spite of Khrushchev's promise in 1955 to settle the German question by free elections under supervision of the U.N.
9. Prolong the conferences to ban atomic tests because the United States has agreed to suspend tests as long as negotiations are in progress.
10. Allow all Soviet satellites individual representation in the U.N.
11. Promote the U.N. as the only hope for mankind. If its charter is rewritten, demand that it be set up as a one-world government with its own independent armed forces. (Some Communist leaders believe the world can be taken over as easily by the U.N. as by Moscow. Sometimes these two centers compete with each other as they are now doing in the Congo.)
12. Resist any attempt to outlaw the Communist Party.
13. Do away with all loyalty oaths.
14. Continue giving Russia access to the U.S. Patent Office.
15. Capture one or both of the political parties in the United States. [The DemonRATZ and the RINOZ!!]
16. Use technical decisions of the courts to weaken basic American institutions by claiming their activities violate civil rights.
17. Get control of the schools. Use them as transmission belts for socialism and current Communist propaganda. Soften the curriculum. Get control of teachers' associations. Put the party line in textbooks.
18. Gain control of all student newspapers.
19. Use student riots to foment public protests against programs or organizations which are under Communist attack.
20. Infiltrate the press. Get control of book-review assignments, editorial writing, policymaking positions.
21. Gain control of key positions in radio, TV, and motion pictures.
22. Continue discrediting American culture by degrading all forms of artistic expression. An American Communist cell was told to "eliminate all good sculpture from parks and buildings, substitute shapeless, awkward and meaningless forms."
23. Control art critics and directors of art museums. "Our plan is to promote ugliness, repulsive, meaningless art."
24. Eliminate all laws governing obscenity by calling them "censorship" and a violation of free speech and free press.
25. Break down cultural standards of morality by promoting pornography and obscenity in books, magazines, motion pictures, radio, and TV.
26. Present homosexuality, degeneracy and promiscuity as "normal, natural, healthy."
27. Infiltrate the churches and replace revealed religion with "social" religion. Discredit the Bible and emphasize the need for intellectual maturity which does not need a "religious crutch."
28. Eliminate prayer or any phase of religious expression in the schools on the ground that it violates the principle of "separation of church and state."
29. Discredit the American Constitution by calling it inadequate, old- fashioned, out of step with modern needs, a hindrance to cooperation between nations on a worldwide basis.
30. Discredit the American Founding Fathers. Present them as selfish aristocrats who had no concern for the "common man."
31. Belittle all forms of American culture and discourage the teaching of American history on the ground that it was only a minor part of the "big picture." Give more emphasis to Russian history since the Communists took over.
32. Support any socialist movement to give centralized control over any part of the culture--education, social agencies, welfare programs, mental health clinics, etc.
33. Eliminate all laws or procedures which interfere with the operation of the Communist apparatus.
34. Eliminate the House Committee on Un-American Activities.
36. Infiltrate and gain control of more unions.
37. Infiltrate and gain control of big business.
38. Transfer some of the powers of arrest from the police to social agencies. Treat all behavioral problems as psychiatric disorders which no one but psychiatrists can understand [or treat].
39. Dominate the psychiatric profession and use mental health laws as a means of gaining coercive control over those who oppose Communist goals.
40. Discredit the family as an institution. Encourage promiscuity and easy divorce.
41. Emphasize the need to raise children away from the negative influence of parents. Attribute prejudices, mental blocks and retarding of children to suppressive influence of parents.
42. Create the impression that violence and insurrection are legitimate aspects of the American tradition; that students and special-interest groups should rise up and use ["]united force["] to solve economic, political or social problems.
43. Overthrow all colonial governments before native populations are ready for self-government.
44. Internationalize the Panama Canal.
45. Repeal the Connally reservation so the United States cannot prevent the World Court from seizing jurisdiction [over domestic problems. Give the World Court jurisdiction] over nations and individuals alike."
(Git the US Outta the UN...and Git the UN Outta the US!!!)
(Let America PROPOSE a NEW League of Nations...The League of FReeNations!!)
#864. To: pookie18 (#854)
#865. To: All (#859)
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Come Together")
We got Donald leadin'...got our troops a'rollin'!!
We got Rush on the Eee-eye-bee...
Mudboy Slim ain't jokin', Right's got RATZ on their knees!!
RATZ LOOOVE JoeBiden...RATZ kill unborn children!!
Left's all naive fools...braindead freaks.
One thing Right must teach Dems is folks gotzta be FRee!!
Come Together, Right NOW...'GAINST DeeCee!!
RATZ got ZERO morals...DemRATZ spine's a crackin'!!
RATZ got FReeped down becuz Right's FRee!!
Fight the A.N.S.W.E.R. Commies 'cuz we loathe Tyranny!!
Come together, Right NOW...help US FReep!!
Next, git TraitorBrandon and RATZ bozo Clinton!!
RATZ say, "One and one and one is three!!"
RATZ know JOEZ a Goof-Ball...facing Jail, RATZ Shall SQUEEEAL!!
Come together, Right NOW!! LET'S IMPEACH!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yea-eah-eahh!!
Come together...yea-eah-eahh!!
Come together...yeah!!
#866. To: All (#864)
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WOKEsters = Marxists = Anti-Americans!!
#867. To: AuntB, PhiKapMom, Victoria Delsoul, mommadooo3, Irma, Happygal, iceskater, goldilucky, Red-Headed Stranger (#865)
(To be sung to the Fabulous Thunderbird's "Tuff Enuff")
Ain't no doubt about it, WillieBoy, Right Shall RE-Impeach!!
We'll wrestle with yer Liars in Left's Medyuh Whore'd...
It's all Right, Willie...you Chi-Com Whore!!
Left ain't tuff enough!!
RATZ ain't tuff enough!!
JOE, Right Shall Be Rough!!
Nothin' we'll do to you that's too rough fer me!!
Slick caused Waco's burnin' buildings and young children Bill hurt...
We'll FReep Willie 'til he's six feet under dirt!!
Left ain't tuff enough!!
RATZ ain't tuff enough!!
Slick, Right Shall Be Rough!!
So the Sheeple know it's Justice We Seek!!
I LOATHE Slick fer his TREASON and I LOATHE Slick fer his Goons!!
I know Justice is Right...Right Shall Play MUDZ Tunes!!
Left ain't tuff enough!!
RATZ ain't tuff enough!!
JOE, Right Shall Be Rough!!
Bite me, all EWE Effete Lib'rals...Left's Been Spurned!!
I'll fight the Lib'ral state...Fight RATZ Swamp in DeeCee!!
Just to git some Justice, won't you see?!!
Left ain't tuff enough!!
RATZ ain't tuff enough!!
RATZ, Right Shall Be Rough!!
Slick ain't tuff enough!!
Left ain't tuff enough!!
RATZ ain't tuff enough!!
YES, Right Shall Be Rough!! YEAH!!
#868. To: All (#866)
BWAHAHAHAHA!! Whatta Senile, Spiteful, Dried-Out, Skanky OLDE BITCH!!
#869. To: sultan88, Landru, Taxman, FBD, stand watie, ironman, tgslTakoma, sauropod, backhoe (#865)
(To be sung to the Impression's "People Git Ready")
We don't need RATZ baggage, you must git on board!!
All you need is strength to see Dem SwampRATZ!!
Don't need no more War, we'll just Thank OUR Lord!!
Right's sendin' out messengers from coast to coast!
TRUTH is the key!! Reject RATZ WHORE'D...Ignore 'em!!
There's hope for all among those God loves most.
Who would hurt all Mankind just to serve themselves!!
Seek Justice fer those whose TREASON kills children...
For there's no hotter HELL than where DemRATZ're goin'!!
Folks don't need BigGuv'ment, must REJECT RATZ Whore'd!!
All you need is Truth to see DemocRATZ LOOOVE Tyrants!!
Biden can STICK IT--in McAuliffe's hole!!
#870. To: All (#868)
Chicago is the Epicenter of the ObamaNation...
Whatta nasty, despicable human being this skank HO Marxist is...yuck!!
"TraitorJoe is the Chi-Comz HO!!
TraitorJoe is the Chi-Comz HO!!
TraitorJoe is the Chi-Comz HO!!"
Dem DeeCeeSwampRATZ could NOT care LESS about YOUR God-given Rights!!
TraitorJoe is a FAKE American Patriot [and POTUS]!!
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#871. To: MeeknMing, Landru, George W. Bush, Reagan Man, AppyPappy, stand watie (#120)
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Hotel California")
Smell of cherry blossoms rising up through the air,
MUDZ part of TheResistance, we skewer the Liberal's blight,
Ceegah smoke was heavy and my sight grew dim,
I had to stop for the night!!
And I was thinkin' to myself, "This sure ain't Heaven and I'm scair'd it's Hell!"
Then Bill lit up a candle and he showed me the way,
Barbara Streisand's down the corridor, I thought I heard her sing...
Such a lovely place, such a handsome face...
Plenty of room at the White House del Clintonia,
Three Hundred times per year, Marxists sleeping here."
He's got a lot of pretty, stooopid girls...that Bill calls "friends"!
How they danced in the Court Room, sweet Summer sweat,
Some just can't remember, RATZ choose to forget!
Algore said, "This Party's had no raison d'etre since 1969!"
And still those victims are callin' for "Hillary!!"
Brain-dead pups with their feeble li'l lives...Sheeple, we must wake...!!
Such a lovely place, such a damned disgrace!
They're livin' it up at the White house del Clintonia!
What a pack a lies, they're all Chinese spies!!"
Phat Mo said, "I'm just a good Lib'ral, askin' Li'l Willie's advice!"
But in the Judge's chambers, Ray gather'd felonies,
Left stabs him with their steely lies, but Right must INDICT RATZ Beast!
We have to find a passage back to the way things were before!
"Relax!" said Bill Clinton, "I'm the Master of Deceipt...
With the Media on my side, I'm impossible to defeat!!"
#872. To: All (#870)
FAKE!! FAKE!! FAKE!!
#873. To: sultan88, cherry_bomb88, FBD, BOBTHENAILER, Ironword, dead, lowbridge (#871)
(To be sung to Peter, Paul and Mary's "Puff, the Magic Dragon")
Tom ruled with an iron fist in Washington, DeeCee!!
Lib'ral Commie Sosh'lists loved that D'A$$hole Puff,
'Cuz Tom pulled strings fer big airlines who'd hired Missuz Puff!!
BOLD!!!
He protected his friend Willie Slick, in a Trial fer Perjury!!
South Dakota voters said, "Oh, whatta SLEAZE!!"
And conspired to next autumn rid their State of Tom's disease!!
Tommie preyed on weakness..."Fear" was Puffboy's middle name!!
Union thugs and bigots would bow whene'er Puff came,
Lib'ral wimps bent o'er and begged fer Puff's pork, oh so lame.
WOAH!!!
Big Guv'ment is RATZ PowerTrip and RATZ tax all they can see!!
Puff held judges hostage, shameful was he...
He ruled from his Senate seat 'til he pissed off Hillary!!
HildaBeast and her man Slick returned...Left's overjoyed!!
In '04, it happened, Johnnie Thune, he whupped li'l Puff!!
'Cuz voters in their wisdom, folks, they'd just had enuff!!
Puff no longer weilded Power...fell off the gravy train!!
Without his Leader's seat, Puff was just a knave...
So Puff, that tiny tyrant, sadly slipped into a cave. Oh!
Left dwindled down with evil Slick 'cuz DemRATZ chose Hillary!!
Puff, that tragic figure, died mysteriously...
The Sheeple called it Arkancide 'cuz it's Death by HildaBEEEST!!
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
#874. To: All (#872)
Obamaz AG, Eric Holder, was no better...DemRATZ are SCUMBAGZ!!
"YOU'RE FIRED!!"
Then, EWE'll be INDICTED, CONVICTED, and IMPRISONED/EXECUTED
For Crimes Against Humanity, Mass-Murder, and TREASON, EWE TOAD!!
NO JOKE!!
#875. To: Cyber-Band, EdZep, George W. Bush, M. Thatcher, conservativemusician (#873)
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "That Smell")
Constitution's in Left's way!!
RATZ fear and smoke's simply a joke...
Look what's going on, you RAT Fools!!
Ooooh...RATZ smell!!
Can't you smell RATZ smell?!!
Ooooh...RATZ smell!!
The stench of death surrounds you!!
YEEEEEEaaaaaaahhhh!!
Folks shall FReep Slick 'til he's GONE!!
So take another toke, have a blow fer yer nose...
'Til Left thinks, Right shall drown you!! HELL, YEAH!!
Ooooh...RATZ smell!!
Can't you smell that smell?!
Ooooh...LEFT smells!!
Vince Foster's Death condemns you!!
He'll squeal'n'purr when cellmates find Slick's groove.
Think you'll be all right with all yer money...
But tomorrow, Dwight shall be buggerin' you!!
Ooooh...Slick'll squeeeeeal!!
Won't you help US tell?!
Ooooh...RATZ smell!!
Ol' Ron Brown's Death confounds you!!
Yep, Right'll FReep ya 'til yer gone!!
We know yer a Treas'nous Whore!!
Got Ol' Mudboy on yer back...
Just one more fix, Bill, might do the trick...
One hell of a price for you to get your kicks!!
Ooooh...RATZ smell!!
I can't stand Left's smell!!
Ooooh...Trash Bill!!
Paul Wellstone's Death was all you!!
Ooooh...Slick smells!!
Right Shall Fight Like Hell!!
Ooooh...RATZ smell!!
We'll RE-Impeach'n'Convict You!!
#876. To: All (#874)
ALL Dem DeeCee SwampRATZ are FearMongerz!!
DeeCeeRATZ LOOOVE Killing Babies!!
#877. To: Critter, csvset, M. Thatcher, holdonnow, kattracks, The_Eaglet, John R. Bob Locke, TraitorJOE Biden (#875)
(To be sung to The Rolling Stones' "Wild Horses")
Abusing his Power, Obstructin' the Truth!
Shameless Traitor, Prez'dent's a Sham...
You know we can't let this High Treason stand!
Vile Forces hold JOEZ Critics at bay...
But wild, wild horses couldn't drive me away!!
Networks can't hide it, their power has waned.
No explanation, no compromise...
Will make us feel better until JOE Resigns!
Vile forces try to lead US astray...
Lib'ral "choices" bleed our Freedoms away!
But now JOEZ beholden to his Communist spies!
Our faith's been broken, RATZ must be tried...
They'll rot in prison to pay for Left's crimes!!
Vile forces try to excuse it away...
DemocRAT Comrades condone Evil, I say...
"Vile forces mustn't lead us astray...
Righteous forces, they'll triumph someday!!"
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