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Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..."
Source: Black XVI
URL Source: https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts
Published: Oct 18, 2021
Author: Mudboy Slim
Post Date: 2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim
Keywords: None
Views: 350135
Comments: 4422

"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")

How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?
How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power?
How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!

The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!

How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee?
How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!!
How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!

The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs,
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!

How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE?
How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries?
How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!

The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin...
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)

Mudboy Slim

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#609. To: Mudboy Slim (#0)

You should come up with a song about Lia Thomas, the male swimmer who "won" the NCAA Women's championship, set to the tune of "Lola" by the Kinks.

Deckard  posted on  2022-03-23   21:27:30 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#662. To: Deckard, goldilucky, Cyber-Band (#609)

"MUDZ Wisdom?..silliness?..Stupidity?!"

EWE decide!!

"The FReeper!!"
(To be sung to Molly Hatchet's "The Creeper")

Ohhh...listen to MUDZ story...

Right is gettin' stronger, Nation...
Time Big Guv'ment's gone!!
Lib'rals don't know the difference no mo'...
Between--ahhh--Right and Wrong!!
Say, we're gonna be both Bold and Right...
When the FReeper sings his songs!!
Strike out fer yer FReedoms, ladies...
Ahhh...Righteous're strong!!
I say we're gonna be both Bold and Right...
Loh-oh-ord...when the FReepers sing their songs...yeah!!

We're strong...We're bright...Loathe RATZ...We'll win!!
Right's out fer Justice...I'm Mudboy Slim!!
The road RATZ walk is dark and dim...
Don't let Marxists lead you towards Left's sin!!
They'll cut a whole baby...
Mods'll stab you in the back...
Reject all those DemocRATZ!!
Truth's more trouble than Left thinks...
We know Donald, he won't blink!!
Say, we're gonna be both Bold and Right...
Oh-oh-ohhh...when the FReepers sing their songs...yeah!!

Oh, we're gonna getcha, Nation...

(Powerful guitar jammin')

Ohh...RATZ're enemies of yer Liberty...
Killin' people every day...
Ahh...soldiers out to catch them Traitors...
Freedom's here to stay!!
I say, "Right gonna stand and fight the fight...
When the FReepers sing their songs!!"
Watch out fer Slim's CD, baby...
MUDZ patriot songs!!

Say, we're gonna be both Bold and Right...
Oh-oh-ohhh...when the FReepers sing their songs!! Yeah!!
Said we're gonna stand and fight The Fight...
Oh-oh-ohhh...when the FReeper sings his songs!! Yeah!!

Mudboy Slim (20 January 2006)

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-04-08   13:14:12 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#664. To: BrerRabbit, Crystalk, sneakypete, languid, AuntB, goldilucky, r-u-n-n o-f-t, buckeroo, war (#662)

"FReep All The World!!"
(To be sung to Van Halen's "Beautiful Girls")

RightWing's a FReedom-fightin'...
We ain't jokin', we're just thinkin' 'bout doin' Right!!
We're savin' the world, oh yeah!!
We're gonna make righteous stands...
Ol' Mudboy Slim's gotta band and WHOA!! ha ha...
We're whuppin' Dem Lib'rals...ah yeah!!
Love to FReep 'cuz it's funny...and Dem Leftists, RATZ are SCUMMY!!
RATZ yearn fer Guv'ment Power...
Treas'nous John Kerry LOATHES yer Liberty...
Fight fer Right...put foolish down!!

Liberated those Iraqis...gonna FReep 'til Terror's vanquished!!
Please accompany me...'til Right wins 'cross the Earth...ah yeah!!
Yeah...Marxism's dead!!

Here Right stands...with our banners unfurled...YO!!
The Right FReeps fer the Fate of the World...
Ah yeah...FReep all the World!!

Woo, come here, Lib'rals.
Come here, come here, come here...

Folks, Right likes fun in the sun, yet we're armed with guns...
And I know you know Right's takin' righteous stands!! (Righteous stands!!)
Big Guv'ment's fer slaves...taxes, we pay and we pay!!
The RightWing's FReepin' 'gainst Big Guv'ment, ha-ha-ha!! (Join our stand!!)

Love to FReep 'cuz it's funny to see Lib'rals oh so scummy...
RATZ yearn fer Guv'ment Power!!
Slick's treason 'gainst the FRee threatens Liberty...
Crimes're more than foolin' 'round!!

Here Right stands with our banners unfurled...YO!!
The Right FReeps fer the Fate of the World!!
Ah yeah...FReep all the World!!

Oh, FReep this way, y'all!!

(Guitar Solo)

Git down...right here...Ooh la la!!
Help Right DEVOLVE POWER!!

RightWing's a FReedom-fightin'...we ain't jokin',
Just a'thinkin' 'bout our Rights!!
Right's savin' the world!! (Savin' the world!!)
Ol' Mudboy Slim's gotta band...we're takin' some Righteous stands!!
The Right FRee-ee-eeps fer the Fate of the World!! (Fate of the World!!)
Oh yeah!!

Here Right stands...with our banners unfurled...YO!!
The Right FReeps fer the Fate of the World...
Ah yeah...FReep all the World!!

Whoa! I ain't lyin' to ya...FReedom's all Right needs!!

Ah yeah...FReep all the World!! Git yourself on down...
Ah yeah...FReep all the World!! Ow!!
Ah yeah...FReep all the World!! Ow!!
Ah yeah...FReep all the World!!
Woo! Come here, Lib'rals!! Come here!! Woo!!

Ah yeah...FReep all the World!!
What's your name, Lib'ral? What's your--hey! Hey, where ya goin'?!
Ah yeah...FReep all the World!!
Hey! Hey, hey! Wait a minute, wait a min... Oh!
Ah yeah...FReep all the World!!
Left's scumbags...we'll FReep 'em!
Ah yeah...FReep all the World!!
We'll do without 'em...YO!!

Ah yeah...FReep all the World!! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Ah yeah...FReep all the World!!
Ah yeah...FReep all the World!!
(smooch)

Heh heh heh...MUD (07/12/2004)

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-04-08   13:29:40 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#666. To: All ObamaBOTZ, Sweetjustusnow, packrat1145, Inspector Harry Callahan, putupon, xyz123, r-u-n-n o-f-t, Landru, jla, palo verde, TLBSHOW, byeltsin (#664)

"Obama Doesn't Know!!"
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Tomorrow Never Knows")

Focus yer mind, relax and vote RightWing!!
Camelot's dying...Camelot's dying!!
Rise up in thought...remember LeftWing's void...
RightWing's rising...Reagan's rising!!

Briefers must see the meaning of Levine...
GreatOne's teachin'...Mark is teaching!!

(reprise)

We love Limbaugh and Rush is everywhere...
Truth is flowing...Truth is flowing!!

RATZ ignorance and waste, they shame themselves!!
RightWing's Briefing...righteous are leading!!
Folks, wake up from yer stupor, from yer dreams...
RATZ are not living, welfare ain't living!!

Right plays the game "Resistance"...Right Shall Win!!
We're just beginning...Black's just beginning.
Righteous are winning. RightWing is Winning!!

Mudboy Slim (28 September 2009)

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-04-08   13:40:27 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#670. To: GodBlessRonaldReagan, yankhater, stand watie, sultan88, M. Thatcher, Corin Stormhands, LiberteeBell, 1 Olgoat, 103198, 11Bush (#666)

"Black IX"

Check this out, sw, apparently it's communicable...

"Big Bad Jawn!!"
(To be sung to the tune of "Big Bad John" by Jimmy Dean)

(Big Jawn...Big Jawn)
Ev'ry mornin' on the Hill you can see him arrive
A grizzled, white-haired man, about seventy-five
Kinda slump'd at the shoulders and feeble at the hip
But all them RINOs knew ya didn't give no lip to Big Jawn.
(Big Jawn...Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)

Everybody knows where Jawn calls home
A big, marble palace called the Capitol Dome
He went from Committee Chair to the RINO head
And if you thought to ever cross him, you’d end up dead - Big Jawn!!

Some say he got rich on Liz Taylor's cash
And landed in the Senate after Obenshain's plane crash
With 50 per cent against his DemocRAT foe
Was all he needed to grab his power-hungry hold - that Jawn.
(Big Jawn, Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)

Then came the day; it was "Farris versus Beyer"
Mike needed help to douse the LeftWing's lyin'...
Christians were prayin' and hearts beat fast
Still, the RightWing smelled Victory at last-'cept Jawn.

Through the haze and the smoke of that election-year hell
Came Jawn's Deal with the Devil that Conservatives knew well...
RINO Jawn trashed his brethren and made the RightWing groan,
And “Radical” Mike stood all alone – thanks to Big Jawn.
(Big Jawn, Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)

And in ’94 it was Ollie North against Robb
Then Big Jawn decree'd, "Hey, Chuckie’s my BackRubBud!"
And Medyuh Whore’d scrambled from Left's would-be grave
To do their duty, Chuckie’sCheeks to save...fer Big Jawn.

With lies and Lib'rals, Jawn tore Ollie down
And ran a third candidate that Big Jawn found
As the dust finally settled from that awful fight
Jawn was the TV hero that election night - Big Jawn.
(Big Jawn, Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)

The VA Right barely recovered from that cowardly s***
The GOP wants to build a statue in honor of it
And in Two Thousand and Two there’s one plan
And that’s to insure no one run against this awful man – Big Jawn.
(Big Jawn, Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)

FADE (Big Jawn, Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)

Entirely conceived and written by my good FRiend, Sultan88!!!

RETIRE THE RINO, Gentleman Jawn Wahnah!!

FReegards...MUD

34 posted on 8/1/2002, 3:27:05 PM by Mudboy Slim

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-04-09   14:59:09 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#687. To: Sultan88, goldilucky, yankhater, Mrs. Greg Summers, Landru, jla, TLBSHOW, AuntB, Skip Intro (#670)

"MUDZ Wisdon, etc."

"Federal Pen"
(2 B sung 2 the tune of "Mercedes Benz" by Janis Joplin)

Oh Justice,
Won't You put Slick
In a Fed-er-al Pen?
He's done some evil things
And won't make amends.
Worked hard all his lifetime
A-Cheatin' his friends.
So, Justice,
Won't you put Slick
In a Fed-er-al Pen?

Oh Justice,
Won't you punish him
For his TYR-AN-NY?
The ChiComs bought him
With a lot of mon-ey.
We'll wait for Indictments
Each day until three.
So, Justice
Won't you punish Willie
For his TYR-AN-NY?

Oh, Justice,
Remember Foster
And Ole Ron Brown?
I'm countin' (with Alamo-Girl)
The people "in the ground."
Prove that you Love Truth
And bring this guy down!
Oh Justice,
Remember Juanita
And Ole Ron Brown!

EVERYBODY NOW...
(FReeperGal Chorus jumps in...)

Oh Justice,
Please put the LIAR
In a Fed-er-al Pen.
He was an obstructionist
And never made amends.
So, Justice,
Please put Scumbag
In a Fed-er-al Pen!!

170 posted on 01/03/2002 6:56 AM EST by sultan88

Conceived and Written by the Late, Great Sultan88...MUD

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-04-13   15:43:15 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#688. To: Sultan88, cherrybomb88, 88, xxx88xxx, Greg summers, yankhater, FBD, Flora McDonald, iceskater (#687) (Edited)

BTTT...


Groomerz, INC...DemRATZ are sickos!!

Quite SincereLEE...MUD

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-04-13   15:49:11 ET  (3 images) Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#690. To: All (#688)


DeFund the Marxist, anti-American Dept. of Education...NOW!!!


RATZ always return to the scene of the crime...

Pookies Toons ROCK...MUD

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-04-13   16:08:50 ET  (7 images) Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#692. To: All (#690)

Regards...MUD

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-04-13   16:22:33 ET  (6 images) Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#694. To: All (#692)


DemRATZ are Willfully IGNORANT!!


What is a Woman? What is PORN? What is Life?


DemRATZ Idiocy is SURREAL...

Dittos...MUD

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-04-13   16:35:02 ET  (7 images) Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#696. To: All (#694)


GOP must RID the Party of DemRINOZ!!

Dittos...MUD

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-04-13   16:46:50 ET  (5 images) Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#698. To: All (#696)

Regards...MUD

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-04-13   17:02:13 ET  (8 images) Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#700. To: Mudboy Slim (#698)

DemRATZ are NUTZ!!

SincereLEE...MUD

BTW...Seven Hunnerd!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-04-13   17:12:30 ET  (1 image) Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#765. To: Mudboy Slim, BigMan, DiscoDave, JazzyJosh, Dr. MonDremo, Fingerz, Skeeter, ZardeeB, Cyber-Band (#700)

"You like to form new friendships and make new acquaintances."
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

And one of these days, like Dale Carnegie, I'm gonna learn how to INFLUENCE WeThePeople.

Regards...MUD

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-04-26   17:06:56 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#839. To: Mudboy Slim, BigMan, DiscoDave, JazzyJosh, Dr. MonDremo, Fingerz, Skeeter, ZardeeB, Cyber-Band (#765)

"Black XVII"

"If I Were the President..."
(To be sung to the Four Tops' "If I were a Carpenter")

If I were the President...and you hurt my Nation...
Would you label me IGNORANT?! Why'd you label Bush IGNORANT?!!**
Won't you bite me, Medyuh?!!
If I'd SLAUGHTERED Waco's kids...would you still love me?
Ohhhh...considerin' the necks I'd break...don't reckon you'd like me much...

[To Slick Willie hisself]
SHAME on you fer Kosovo...SHAME on you fer Waco!!
Boy, now yer dealin' with Justice Time...MUD'll haunt all yer tomorrows!!
If I sang across this Land...could ya still IGNORE ME?!
I'm tellin' ya, Willie, "RUSH IS GOOD!!"
I'd love you to LOATHE ME!!!

If I wuz a Builder...could Left's thugs find me?!
We'll overthrow Vile DemocRATZ...SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!!
If I were the Governor...and you were a lady...
Well, now...would ya deny me, silly wench?! Won'tcha ICE THAT DOWN, BABY!?!

If I were the President, and you were my Jewel...
Now, would ya Kiss My Flame? (Would you, Fragile Flame?)**
Won'tcha love me, lady?!

OuterBanksMUDrevisited...9/18/01

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-05-17   10:48:31 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#842. To: FBD, goldilucky, Landru, jla, Flora McDonald, iceskater, AdSimp, Taxman, Beverly Hill (#839)

"Right's 'Bout HONOR!!"
(To be sung to Jewel's "Life Uncommon")

Don't worry Gran'ma...we'll be alright...
And don't worry brothers, say your prayers and sleep tight!!
And it'll be fine, sweet wife of mine...MUD'll be just fine!

Lend your voices only to Songs of FReedom!!!
No Longer Bend Right's Strength fer that which We Wish to be FRee FRom!!
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...
And ALL shall learn...the Right's 'bout HONOR!!

We've heard Left's anguish...
I've heard RATZ "hearts" whine out!!
Right is tired...yes, We're weary, but We're NOT Worn Out!!!
Set down your chains...'til only Faith remains...
Set down Left's chains!!!

And lend your voices only to Songs of FReedom...
No longer lend your Strength to that which you wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...
And We Shall Build...a World of Honor!!

There are plenty of Sheeple who Pray fer Peace...
But if praying were enough our dreams wouldda come to be.
RATZ Programs Enslave and Numb!!
Yet, the Heavens will hush themselves to hear...
Our voices ring out clear...with Songs of FReedom...
Songs of FReedom!!

Come on, you Lurkin' FReepers...join in and come play!!
There is a Good Army coming and we are Armed with Faith...
To Live...We SHALL Give...Justice!!

And lend our voices only to Songs of FReedom!!
No longer lend our Strength to that which we wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...and Right shall lead...
Lend our voices only to Songs of FReedom!!
No longer lend our strength to that which we wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...
And Right Shall Prove That Truth's Worth Honorin'!!

FReegards...MUD

52 posted on 11/16/2001 4:15 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-05-17   11:09:00 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#845. To: All (#842)

"Friends of Slick Willie"
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Friend of the Devil")

We abhor Butch Reno...and we'll take Slick Willie down.
Honor 'tis to FReep fer Right till Big Guv'ment's not around.
Ya think I'm funnin' as I make my rhymes...
But friends of Slick Willie ain't no FRiends of mine!!
Leftist HO's defend Slick's Blight...
TREASON's why we FReep tonigh-ight!!

Clinton is Pure Evil, knaves...Slick snowed Dem-Medyuh shills!!
Cowed the Right from action...let's be Brave and DETHRONE Bill!!
Future's Sunny, but we'll first smite Slime...
No friend of Bill Clinton is a FRiend of mine!!
Leftists know Clinton's not Right...

Justice's why we FReep...tonigh-ight!!

I drove on up to DeeCee...brain-dead Lib'rals fought me there.
Took my hard-earned dollar bill but we vanquished their PUNK, Terrie.
Think I'm funnin' but MUD knows what's Right...
DemFriends of Bill Clinton shall be Doin' Time!!
I set goals...ain't 'fraid ta Fight...
Justice's why I FReep tonigh-ight!!!

Got two reasons why I stay awake each lonely night.
The first one's named Sweet Liberty and she's my heart's delight.
Second one is Justice, Willie, Ol' Mudboy's on yer tail!!
And when MUD catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!

Gotta wife and children, Slick, but yer thugs shan't cow me!!!
Broaddrick says Slick raped her, Tom, but Brokaw said, "BITE ME!!!"
Lib'rals' Love Him, but I think Slick's SLIME!!
No friend of Slick Willie shall be FRiends o' mine.
I set goals, ain't 'fraid ta fight...Justice's why MUD FReeps tonight!!!

(BigMan on guitar, Fireman John on mandolin...justa cookin'!!)

Got two reasons why I FReep away each doggone night.
The first one's named Sweet Liberty, by God, I know I'm Right!!
Second one is Justice, Terrie, MUD knows yer Sordid Tale...
And when Truth catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!

Gotta wife and children, Bill, and you got Hillary...
Chelsea knows she's not yer child, Webb Hubbell's genes flow free.
Think I'm funnin' but Slick's arse is mine!!
No friend of Bill Clinton, boy, Justice Be Thine!!
Bill can roam...but Slick can't hide!!
Justice makes MUD FReep fer Righ-ight!!

Mudboy Slim

BTW...I know where Terrie "ThePUNK" McAuliffe lives...
We must FReep him repeatedly this Spring, Summer, and Fall!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Gonna be a Good Nine Months....MUD

BTW...Lib'ralism's DEAD!!
And William JeffersonBlythe Clinton's Legacy Shall Be
The De-Legitimization of the DemocRATic Party!!

Nine Months to the Mid-Term Elections...Let's Not Waste a Single Day!!

So Sayeth the Word of...MUD

1 posted on 02/10/2002 2:06 AM EST by Mudboy Slim
(Justice@in't.negotiable!!)

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-05-17   11:37:22 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#847. To: All (#845)

"Coward of the Country"
(To be sung to Kenny Rogers' "Coward of the County")

Ev'ryone considered Slick the Coward of the Country.
He'd never stood one single time to prove them FReepers wrong.
His mama named him Billie, most folks just called Slick "Yella!!"
But something always told me they were reading Billie wrong.

Slick was only ten years old when his daddy whupped his mama.
Bill looked on laughin' 'cause he hated all women.
I still recall the final words Slick's mama said to Mudboy:
"MUD, my life is over, but yers shall smite my son!!

"Promise me, MUD, not to do the things Bill's done.
Fend away all trouble, if you can.
It won't mean you're meek if you turn the other cheek.
I hope you're old enough to understand:
Slim, Slick YOU'll have to fight to be The Man."

This Country's for ev'ryone...and Mudboy loves this Country.
When we're armed, we shouldn't have to prove who's more the man.
One day while MUD was workin'...that Clinton boy KILLED CHILDREN!!
Slick took turns at ladies....There was Scores of THEM!!!

Mudboy opened up his eyes and saw his Country reelin'.
The spunked dress, the Clinton spooks were more than he could stand.
He reached above the fireplace and took down grand-daddy's picture.
As his tears fell on grandpappy's face, MUD heard these words again:

"Promise me, MUD, not to do the things I've done.
Counteract Left's trouble when you can.
Folks don't pay fer "MEEK"...Make Dem Marxists Turn THEIR Cheeks!!
I hope you're old enough to take a stand...
MUD, you best learn to fight if yer a man."

The SlickButtBoys just laughed at MUD when he walked into the barroom.
Whorealdo got up and met Slim halfway 'cross the floor.
When Mudboy turned around they said, "Hey look! Ol' Mudboy's FReepin'."
But you coulda heard a pin drop when Mudboy stopped and whupped DemWhores!!!

Forty years of Stalin was bottled up inside'im.
We wasn't holdin' nothin' back; we had ourselves a ball.
When Mudboy left the barroom not a Clinton 'Ho was standin'.
MUD said, "This one's fer [Linda/Chandra/Waco/Allah/Mena/Foster/Ron Brown/Chelsea/Algore/JimRob/Limbaugh/Ronnie]," as he watched each Lib'ral fall.
And I heard him say,

"I promised you, Dad, not to do the things you done.
I walk away from trouble when I can.
Now please don't think I'm weak, I didn't turn the other cheek,
Good Patriots, I sure hope you understand:
Hell, Yeah!! I'm gonna fight 'cuz I'm a man!!"

Ev'ryone considered Slick the Coward of the Country.

FReegards...MUD

160 posted on 3/5/2003, 11:48:51 PM by Mudboy Slim
(The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."KorruptKlintonKlan DemocRATZ LOVE Terrorists!!")

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