Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:350437 Comments:4422
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
"The FReeper!!" (To be sung to Molly Hatchet's "The Creeper")
Ohhh...listen to MUDZ story...
Right is gettin' stronger, Nation... Time Big Guv'ment's gone!! Lib'rals don't know the difference no mo'... Between--ahhh--Right and Wrong!! Say, we're gonna be both Bold and Right... When the FReeper sings his songs!! Strike out fer yer FReedoms, ladies... Ahhh...Righteous're strong!! I say we're gonna be both Bold and Right... Loh-oh-ord...when the FReepers sing their songs...yeah!!
We're strong...We're bright...Loathe RATZ...We'll win!! Right's out fer Justice...I'm Mudboy Slim!! The road RATZ walk is dark and dim... Don't let Marxists lead you towards Left's sin!! They'll cut a whole baby... Mods'll stab you in the back... Reject all those DemocRATZ!! Truth's more trouble than Left thinks... We know Donald, he won't blink!! Say, we're gonna be both Bold and Right... Oh-oh-ohhh...when the FReepers sing their songs...yeah!!
Oh, we're gonna getcha, Nation...
(Powerful guitar jammin')
Ohh...RATZ're enemies of yer Liberty... Killin' people every day... Ahh...soldiers out to catch them Traitors... Freedom's here to stay!! I say, "Right gonna stand and fight the fight... When the FReepers sing their songs!!" Watch out fer Slim's CD, baby... MUDZ patriot songs!!
Say, we're gonna be both Bold and Right... Oh-oh-ohhh...when the FReepers sing their songs!! Yeah!! Said we're gonna stand and fight The Fight... Oh-oh-ohhh...when the FReeper sings his songs!! Yeah!!
#664. To: BrerRabbit, Crystalk, sneakypete, languid, AuntB, goldilucky, r-u-n-n o-f-t, buckeroo, war (#662)
"FReep All The World!!" (To be sung to Van Halen's "Beautiful Girls")
RightWing's a FReedom-fightin'... We ain't jokin', we're just thinkin' 'bout doin' Right!! We're savin' the world, oh yeah!! We're gonna make righteous stands... Ol' Mudboy Slim's gotta band and WHOA!! ha ha... We're whuppin' Dem Lib'rals...ah yeah!! Love to FReep 'cuz it's funny...and Dem Leftists, RATZ are SCUMMY!! RATZ yearn fer Guv'ment Power... Treas'nous John Kerry LOATHES yer Liberty... Fight fer Right...put foolish down!!
Liberated those Iraqis...gonna FReep 'til Terror's vanquished!! Please accompany me...'til Right wins 'cross the Earth...ah yeah!! Yeah...Marxism's dead!!
Here Right stands...with our banners unfurled...YO!! The Right FReeps fer the Fate of the World... Ah yeah...FReep all the World!!
Woo, come here, Lib'rals. Come here, come here, come here...
Folks, Right likes fun in the sun, yet we're armed with guns... And I know you know Right's takin' righteous stands!! (Righteous stands!!) Big Guv'ment's fer slaves...taxes, we pay and we pay!! The RightWing's FReepin' 'gainst Big Guv'ment, ha-ha-ha!! (Join our stand!!)
Love to FReep 'cuz it's funny to see Lib'rals oh so scummy... RATZ yearn fer Guv'ment Power!! Slick's treason 'gainst the FRee threatens Liberty... Crimes're more than foolin' 'round!!
Here Right stands with our banners unfurled...YO!! The Right FReeps fer the Fate of the World!! Ah yeah...FReep all the World!!
Oh, FReep this way, y'all!!
(Guitar Solo)
Git down...right here...Ooh la la!! Help Right DEVOLVE POWER!!
RightWing's a FReedom-fightin'...we ain't jokin', Just a'thinkin' 'bout our Rights!! Right's savin' the world!! (Savin' the world!!) Ol' Mudboy Slim's gotta band...we're takin' some Righteous stands!! The Right FRee-ee-eeps fer the Fate of the World!! (Fate of the World!!) Oh yeah!!
Here Right stands...with our banners unfurled...YO!! The Right FReeps fer the Fate of the World... Ah yeah...FReep all the World!!
Whoa! I ain't lyin' to ya...FReedom's all Right needs!!
Ah yeah...FReep all the World!! Git yourself on down... Ah yeah...FReep all the World!! Ow!! Ah yeah...FReep all the World!! Ow!! Ah yeah...FReep all the World!! Woo! Come here, Lib'rals!! Come here!! Woo!!
Ah yeah...FReep all the World!! What's your name, Lib'ral? What's your--hey! Hey, where ya goin'?! Ah yeah...FReep all the World!! Hey! Hey, hey! Wait a minute, wait a min... Oh! Ah yeah...FReep all the World!! Left's scumbags...we'll FReep 'em! Ah yeah...FReep all the World!! We'll do without 'em...YO!!
Ah yeah...FReep all the World!! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ah yeah...FReep all the World!! Ah yeah...FReep all the World!! (smooch)
#666. To: All ObamaBOTZ, Sweetjustusnow, packrat1145, Inspector Harry Callahan, putupon, xyz123, r-u-n-n o-f-t, Landru, jla, palo verde, TLBSHOW, byeltsin (#664)
"Obama Doesn't Know!!" (To be sung to the Beatles' "Tomorrow Never Knows")
Focus yer mind, relax and vote RightWing!! Camelot's dying...Camelot's dying!! Rise up in thought...remember LeftWing's void... RightWing's rising...Reagan's rising!!
Briefers must see the meaning of Levine... GreatOne's teachin'...Mark is teaching!!
(reprise)
We love Limbaugh and Rush is everywhere... Truth is flowing...Truth is flowing!!
RATZ ignorance and waste, they shame themselves!! RightWing's Briefing...righteous are leading!! Folks, wake up from yer stupor, from yer dreams... RATZ are not living, welfare ain't living!!
Right plays the game "Resistance"...Right Shall Win!! We're just beginning...Black's just beginning. Righteous are winning. RightWing is Winning!!
Check this out, sw, apparently it's communicable...
"Big Bad Jawn!!" (To be sung to the tune of "Big Bad John" by Jimmy Dean)
(Big Jawn...Big Jawn) Ev'ry mornin' on the Hill you can see him arrive A grizzled, white-haired man, about seventy-five Kinda slump'd at the shoulders and feeble at the hip But all them RINOs knew ya didn't give no lip to Big Jawn. (Big Jawn...Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)
Everybody knows where Jawn calls home A big, marble palace called the Capitol Dome He went from Committee Chair to the RINO head And if you thought to ever cross him, youd end up dead - Big Jawn!!
Some say he got rich on Liz Taylor's cash And landed in the Senate after Obenshain's plane crash With 50 per cent against his DemocRAT foe Was all he needed to grab his power-hungry hold - that Jawn. (Big Jawn, Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)
Then came the day; it was "Farris versus Beyer" Mike needed help to douse the LeftWing's lyin'... Christians were prayin' and hearts beat fast Still, the RightWing smelled Victory at last-'cept Jawn.
Through the haze and the smoke of that election-year hell Came Jawn's Deal with the Devil that Conservatives knew well... RINO Jawn trashed his brethren and made the RightWing groan, And Radical Mike stood all alone thanks to Big Jawn. (Big Jawn, Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)
And in 94 it was Ollie North against Robb Then Big Jawn decree'd, "Hey, Chuckies my BackRubBud!" And Medyuh Whored scrambled from Left's would-be grave To do their duty, ChuckiesCheeks to save...fer Big Jawn.
With lies and Lib'rals, Jawn tore Ollie down And ran a third candidate that Big Jawn found As the dust finally settled from that awful fight Jawn was the TV hero that election night - Big Jawn. (Big Jawn, Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)
The VA Right barely recovered from that cowardly s*** The GOP wants to build a statue in honor of it And in Two Thousand and Two theres one plan And thats to insure no one run against this awful man Big Jawn. (Big Jawn, Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)
FADE (Big Jawn, Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)
Entirely conceived and written by my good FRiend, Sultan88!!!
"Federal Pen" (2 B sung 2 the tune of "Mercedes Benz" by Janis Joplin)
Oh Justice, Won't You put Slick In a Fed-er-al Pen? He's done some evil things And won't make amends. Worked hard all his lifetime A-Cheatin' his friends. So, Justice, Won't you put Slick In a Fed-er-al Pen?
Oh Justice, Won't you punish him For his TYR-AN-NY? The ChiComs bought him With a lot of mon-ey. We'll wait for Indictments Each day until three. So, Justice Won't you punish Willie For his TYR-AN-NY?
Oh, Justice, Remember Foster And Ole Ron Brown? I'm countin' (with Alamo-Girl) The people "in the ground." Prove that you Love Truth And bring this guy down! Oh Justice, Remember Juanita And Ole Ron Brown!
EVERYBODY NOW... (FReeperGal Chorus jumps in...)
Oh Justice, Please put the LIAR In a Fed-er-al Pen. He was an obstructionist And never made amends. So, Justice, Please put Scumbag In a Fed-er-al Pen!!
170 posted on 01/03/2002 6:56 AM EST by sultan88
Conceived and Written by the Late, Great Sultan88...MUD
"If I Were the President..." (To be sung to the Four Tops' "If I were a Carpenter")
If I were the President...and you hurt my Nation... Would you label me IGNORANT?! Why'd you label Bush IGNORANT?!!** Won't you bite me, Medyuh?!! If I'd SLAUGHTERED Waco's kids...would you still love me? Ohhhh...considerin' the necks I'd break...don't reckon you'd like me much...
[To Slick Willie hisself] SHAME on you fer Kosovo...SHAME on you fer Waco!! Boy, now yer dealin' with Justice Time...MUD'll haunt all yer tomorrows!! If I sang across this Land...could ya still IGNORE ME?! I'm tellin' ya, Willie, "RUSH IS GOOD!!" I'd love you to LOATHE ME!!!
If I wuz a Builder...could Left's thugs find me?! We'll overthrow Vile DemocRATZ...SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!! If I were the Governor...and you were a lady... Well, now...would ya deny me, silly wench?! Won'tcha ICE THAT DOWN, BABY!?!
If I were the President, and you were my Jewel... Now, would ya Kiss My Flame? (Would you, Fragile Flame?)** Won'tcha love me, lady?!
#842. To: FBD, goldilucky, Landru, jla, Flora McDonald, iceskater, AdSimp, Taxman, Beverly Hill (#839)
"Right's 'Bout HONOR!!" (To be sung to Jewel's "Life Uncommon")
Don't worry Gran'ma...we'll be alright... And don't worry brothers, say your prayers and sleep tight!! And it'll be fine, sweet wife of mine...MUD'll be just fine!
Lend your voices only to Songs of FReedom!!! No Longer Bend Right's Strength fer that which We Wish to be FRee FRom!! Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery... And ALL shall learn...the Right's 'bout HONOR!!
We've heard Left's anguish... I've heard RATZ "hearts" whine out!! Right is tired...yes, We're weary, but We're NOT Worn Out!!! Set down your chains...'til only Faith remains... Set down Left's chains!!!
And lend your voices only to Songs of FReedom... No longer lend your Strength to that which you wish to be FRee from... Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery... And We Shall Build...a World of Honor!!
There are plenty of Sheeple who Pray fer Peace... But if praying were enough our dreams wouldda come to be. RATZ Programs Enslave and Numb!! Yet, the Heavens will hush themselves to hear... Our voices ring out clear...with Songs of FReedom... Songs of FReedom!!
Come on, you Lurkin' FReepers...join in and come play!! There is a Good Army coming and we are Armed with Faith... To Live...We SHALL Give...Justice!!
And lend our voices only to Songs of FReedom!! No longer lend our Strength to that which we wish to be FRee from... Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...and Right shall lead... Lend our voices only to Songs of FReedom!! No longer lend our strength to that which we wish to be FRee from... Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery... And Right Shall Prove That Truth's Worth Honorin'!!
FReegards...MUD
52 posted on 11/16/2001 4:15 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
"Free Iraq!!" (To be sung to Bob Seger's "Like a Rock")
Strength and Boldness...Whuppin' Lib'ral Scum!! Ignorance is Legion...DemRATZ're Marxist BUMS!! We fight fer FReedom...Right's never been this strong...FRee Iraq!!
Left's like pre-teens...RATZ don't have a CLUE!! Libs LOATHE our FReedoms...Ignorant Poltroons!! Folks, Right is Winning...Socialists Dispair!! FReepers ROCK!!
These days're heady...our Fight's 'tween Wrong and Right!! Our Noble Purpose...the World we shall Enlight!! Right must hold firmly...'cuz FReedom's Worth the Fight!! FReedom ROCKS!!
FReepers ROCK!! RightWing's Strong 'cuz we are FRee!! FReep Iraq!! Liberate the WHOLE MidEast!! FRee Iraq, Sheeple Blossom When FRee...FRee Iraq!!
God is GOOD, God is Great!! In His Hands we trust our Fate!! Reject Left's hustlers and RATZ schemes!! Right, stand proud...Right, stand tall...Left's about to Fall!!! MUD still believes in his dreams!!
(ConservativeMusician and/or the BigMan killin' it on guitar...Dr. Mondremo on pie-anny)
Forty years, Lord...Where'd they go?! Forty years...I'm gittin' old!! Still, we're fightin' against...Marxist SCUM!!
And sometimes late at night...ohhh, when MUDZ FReepin' by candlelight... The tunes come to me and All IS Right!! And I recall...I recall....
FRee Iraq!! FReedom's the World's Fate!! FReepers ROCK!! Shrink Big Guv'ment's stake!! Like Iraq!! The World We'll Liberate...like Iraq!!
FReepers ROCK!!! Treason's why we FReep Slick!! RATZ're "shocked"...Left's arses Right Shall Kick!! Like Iraq, the Righteous Win AGAIN...Like Iraq!!
"Justa Criminal!!" (To be sung to "U2's 'SO cruel'")
Slick crossed the line...Greed pushed him over!! Justice don't matter to you...it matters to me!! Nation's adrift...but Right's voting!! MUDZ only singin' songs...to force Leftist's down...FReedom!!
[To Slick Willie hisse'f] Country's been fearin' you...You sold our Security!! Folks gave you everything you ever wanted... Death really what you wanted?!! Women who love you, you hurt the most... You've got no soul, yer just a ghost!! The Left loves you...but yer TREASON is Left's Despair!! Willie...yer nowhere!! Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules... Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...yer a Criminal!!
Lib'ralism is a tender trap...Destroys Hope every time!! Left's Poverty Pimps...enslave DemWimps...Left's Vic-tim-ized!!! Slick's time in Jail will inevitably come...Bill's cellmates're achin' fer his love!! Hell'ry'll make Slick beg her fer her stuff...Bill may need her icy hug!! Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Slick thinks, fer him, there are no rules... Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...Yer Deplorable!!
Slick spit his love on that Huge Blue Dress... While Slick's pud-whackin'...bin Laden schemed many deaths!! Left's SCUM!! Folks, we need a shower... SCUM...Libs're Whores fer Power!!
Aaaahhh-Haaahhhhh!!
[To SlickMUDZbi+c#, personally, again] Slick, you must know, you must fear my desires... Danger's the drug that takes you higher!! Head of heaven, fingers...in the mire... Yer heart is racing...you can't keep up The Right is FReepin' fer Justice!! Between the forces of Love and Trust... RATZ'll be trampled...underfoot!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules... Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Med'yuh...Leftist Tools!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...To "Just Move On" we'd be damned fools!! Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh..."BIDENZ...Justa Criminal!!"
Mudboy Slim (18 October 1999)
Updated...MUD
487 posted on 02/09/2002 2:49 AM EST by Mudboy Slim