Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:349576 Comments:4422
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
"You will have good luck and overcome many hardships." (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Well, it's about FRIGGIN' TIME, KarmaKing, hooEVER and WHAT ever you might be... SHEEESH. nothing but curve balls for the last friggin' decade- PLUS...thank you, though. It is only thru the overcoming of hardships--AND THE BEARING OF BURDENS--that we can GROW and FLOURISH as INDIVIDUAL Americans, no matter what colPrayersUP 4 those who are suffering these days, but it also looks mighty bright just UP AHEAD, as in November 2022 we will be electing an ANTI_BIDEN Congressional Majority and that is just a PRELUDE to November 2024, when President Donald John Trump sweeps in a humongous, multi-racial majority to win the Presidency for ALLEGEDlee THIRD STRAIGHT TIME...LOL @ all you IGNORANT, RAT-minions and RATZ and RINOZ and poseurs and profiteers...WE THE PEOPLE have a County to RESUSCITATE...get on board or GET THE FUCKJ OUT OF OUR WAY, U, pussy- hat-wearing MORONS MIS-educated by an appallingLEE HORRIFIC University system. or they are or who they support at the ballot box.
Until he gets US into another World War...China and Russia versus America and whatever allies we have that can still fight against the EVILS of TYRANNY!! Only a Chinese Civil War, be it thru Peaceful Protests or WHATEVER**, can save US from this trap into which BIDENZ Handlers are steering this Country.
It must just SUCK 2 B a RAT or a RINO just about now... but I fear for what BIDENZ INFIRMATIES may cost this Nation in Blood and Treasure.
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS AN "essential Federal BureaucRAT"!! In all future Commissar Fauci-produced and financed pandemics, Let US ALL AGREE 2 just give ALL BUREAUCratz an UNPaid, un-pensioned, Unceremonial PERMANENT leave of absence!!!
America will only TRULY THRIVE when DeeCee, Northern Virginia and Maryland suburbs and exurbs undergo and SEVERE REGIONAL RECESSION!!
Regards, all...and let's all endeavor to BE KIND" to our neighbors and those whose paths cross ours. A better world starts with you doing one nice thing today... Maybe tomorrow you can shoot for two (2) nice things to do for strangers, And eventualLEE this practice may even become an enjoyable habit...especially as those you meet will MAJIKlee respond IN KIND.
MAJIK is SURREAL.. MUD33
BTW...Biff Tannen can SUCK MUDZ CAULK, you pussy-tansvestite BUU- RAPIST!!
Hear hear, Pastor Anthony Chandler, my BELOVED FRIEND and MENTOR The Pride** of Cedar Street Baptist Church in Richmond, Virginia... His beautiful wife, LadyC, is the JOY or our congregation.
And MUDZ singin' in the Choir, but calling out TheRev 4 his RAVENZ pathetic performance last time out... while my "Richmond RedXinZ"** aka "the RXZ"** WHUPPED UP on the Defending Super Bowl Champ and that sneaky bassTURD they have winning all the friggin Super Bowlz lately...LOL!! But he is good people nonetheless.
The FEDERAL Bureau of Investigation has become a useful TOOL 4 depriving Americans of their God-Given Rights and should NEVER BE TRUSTED further than you can throw them. J. Edgar Hoover was a full-fledged FREAK...so are these RAT/RINO SwampCreatures!!
#119. To: All BIDENZ Remaining Supporters, Fare, Well, BRANDON!! FAREWELL, BRANDON!! Fair, Well GollyGeeWillikerz BIDENZ the BEST of the DemonRAT Party?! LOL @ U'all (#109)
Act like ya been there before, Gov. Youngkin...NO SPIKING of the FOOTball... We have work to do come January...
#121. To: pookie18, borisY, fred mertz, badeye, Jethro Tull, war is a MORON, so is Biff Tannen (#119)
RATZ wanna keep punching themselves in the Face, I say LET THEM!! BWAHAHAHAhahahahaha...stooopid kids...DEFUND the COPS?! Yeah right...LeftWing IDIOTS!!
I hear BOTH Mayor BootyJudger AND his partner have been UNSUCCESSFUL at "natural breast feeding" to date... Of course, they will continue to try as it keeps those "hot'buns'awarmin'" in the winter... not that there's anything WRONG with THAT, correct?
#161. To: Pastor Chandler, Lady C, Reverend G, HumbleB, Ira from VietNam (#159)
Heh heh henh...RATZ B STOOOPID...LOL!!
Brandonz Approval Rating is Down to under 36%... HOO the FUCK R these 36% of Americans HOO support Joe Bidenz Job Performance so far? SHOW YER FACES, Marxist RATZ!!!
Pastor Chandler..Pastor Chandler!! CNN didn't talk about THIS did it?! How about MSNBC?
Stick to preaching about the Bible, my FRiend... You are outta yer depths discussing political events, imho...MUD
Date: Saturday, November 27 Game Time: 3:45 ET Venue: Scott Stadium, Charlottesville, VA How To Watch: ACC Network Record: Virginia (6-5), Virginia Tech (5-6)
"Whats Going To Happen?"
Oh would this be so, so sweet for Virginia.
The 2019 team beat the Hokies 39-30 to go off to play for the ACC Championship. Virginia lost 15 straight in the series before that going back to 2003, and it lost last years regular season finale.
Now it gets to beat its rival for the second time in three seasons and knock it out of a bowl.
The Virginia offense will get held down just enough to keep this from getting out of hand, but Virginia Tech wont be able to keep up.
Bob Dole DEAD? Didn't realize he has been alive for the last couple decades...hmmm.
Kansan...GOPer...but a gutless RINO and an embarrassing Presidential candidate in 1996. Sardonic wit and a true Purple Heart recipient, but a Big Guvment RINO like John Warner and John McStain, and Mitt the Wimp Romney....GOPers to disdain as worthless gutless triangulating LOSERZ!!
"FRiends of Slick Willie" (To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Friend of the Devil")
We abhor Butch Reno...and we'll take Slick Willie down. Honor 'tis to FReep fer Right till Big Guv'ment's not around. Ya think I'm funnin' as I make my rhymes... But friends of Slick Willie ain't no FRiends of mine!! Leftist HO's defend Slick's Blight... TREASON's why we FReep tonigh-ight!!
Clinton is Pure Evil, knaves...Slick snowed Dem-Medyuh shills!! Cowed the Right from action...let's be Brave and DETHRONE Bill!! Future's Sunny, but we'll first smite Slime... No friend of Bill Clinton is a FRiend of mine!! Leftists know Clinton's not Right... Justice's why we FReep...tonigh-ight!!
I drove on up to DeeCee...brain-dead Lib'rals fought me there. Took my hard-earned dollar bill but I vanquished their PUNK, Terry. Think I'm funnin' but I know what's Right... DemFriends of Bill Clinton shall be Doin' Time!! I set goals...ain't 'fraid ta Fight... Justice's why I FReep tonigh-ight!!!
Got two reasons why I stay awake each lonely night. The first one's named Sweet Liberty and she's my heart's delight. Second one is Justice, Willie, Ol' Mudboy's on yer tail!! And when MUD catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!
Gotta wife and children, Slick, but yer thugs shan't cow me!!! Broaddrick says Slick raped her, Tom, but Brokaw said, "BITE ME!!!" Lib'rals' Love Him, but I think Slick's SLIME!! No friend of Slick Willie shall be FRiends o' mine. I set goals, ain't 'fraid ta fight...Justice's why MUD FReeps tonight!!!
(BigMan on guitar, Fireman John on mandolin...justa cookin'!!)
Got two reasons why I FReep away each doggone night. The first one's named Sweet Liberty, my God, I know I'm Right!! Second one is Justice, Terry, MUD knows yer Sordid Tale... And when Truth catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!
Gotta wife and children, Bill, and you got Hillary... Chelsea knows she's not yer child, Webb Hubbell's genes flow free. Think I'm funnin' but Slick's arse is mine!! No friend of Bill Clinton, boy, Justice Be Thine!! Bill can roam...but Slick can't hide!! Justice makes MUD FReep fer Righ-ight!!
Mudboy Slim
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Gonna be a Good ELEVEN Months....MUD
BTW...Socialism's DEAD!! And William JeffersonBlythe Clinton's Legacy Shall Be the De- Legitimization of the DemonRAT Party!!
ELEVEN Months to the Mid-Term Elections...Let's Not Waste a Single Day!!
"Heck...Let's ROLLLL!!" (aka McAuliffe's MEAT!!) (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Rock and Roll")
It's been a long time since Right rock an' rolled. It's been a long time since Right won the War!! Ooh, help US get it back, help US get it back, help US get it back, Mmmm-Patriots, let's whup Left's SCUM!!
It's been a long time, gotta show some spine, been too long... Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time!! Yes it has...
It's been a long time since Right whupped Left's SCUM!! Right must reverse the Fears of Left's Blight, that's not love. FReepers, Let's Act!! FReepers Must Act!! FReepers ATTACK!! Mmmm-Nation, it needs Right's help!! Whoah~ooh~oh ~whoah~ooh~ooh~hohh.
It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.
Ahhh-ahh~ahh ahh~ahh.
Hohhh, it seems so long since Truth beamed in the moonlight, RAT Med'yuh cowers 'cuz Left KNOWS they ain't Right!! Hahh-yeah! Holster your arms, holster your arms, holster your arms, Mm- Nation, let yer VOTE help landslidin'. Let it!
It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.
Yeah~hey. Yeah~ay~ay. Yeah hey. Yeah hey.
Ooh-yeah, ooh~ooh-yeah. Ooh-yeah, ooh~ooh-yeah. It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.
FReegards...MUD
1 posted on 10/16/2002, 11:50:03 PM by Mudboy Slim
"When the LeftWing Breaks!!" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "When the Levee Breaks...")
If it keeps on rainin', LeftWing's gonna break... If Left keeps on whinin', LeftWing's gonna break!! An' when the LeftWing breaks, RATS have no place to stay!!
Effete Ol' Lib'rals taught US to weep an' moan...yeh... Elite Ol' Lefties taught US to weep an' moan... Bush's got what it takes to make a long-time RAT change his vote!! -ah~oh well, ah~oh well, ah~oh well-ah ooh-ooh.
RATS, don't it make ya feel bad when yer tryin'a find a Hero?!! ALL DemRATZ have sunken SOOO low!!! If yer comin' down South, we got no use fer you... Best keep gettin' it on to Ol' Castro. Ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah hey hey.
Cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do ya no good, no... Slick...cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do you no good!! 'Cuz when Slick's stonewall breaks, Bubba'll git Dem BareArsedBlues!! ah~ooh-hooh.
All last night, I FReeped all DemLefties...Left's Stoned-ahh, Yep, that's Right, MUD sat on the levee an' crooned!! A-thinkin' 'bout McAuliffe and Slick Willie's cellmates ahh-hah.
"So, there I was driving east thru Charlottesville yesterday, scratchin' my beard and wondering... "How the heck is the Right gonna win the Culture War against the Vile, anti-American Leftist RAT Whore'd?!!" When it struck me like a bolt of lightnin'...."
"Led Zeppelin IV...aka ZOSO!!"
FReegards...MUD
20 posted on 10/17/2002, 9:28:58 AM by Mudboy Slim
#350. To: A K A Stone, Fred Mertz, sneaky Pete, holdilocky, Badeye, BufordP, ironman, kristin, holdonnow (#349)(Edited)
Ouch!! Great one, Stone...DeeCee RATZ and RINOZ are testing just how much KRAP the America Sheeple are willing to take...and it is high time patriotic Americans STAND UP to the Effete Elite hoo are selling our great Nation to the Communist Chinese...MUD
If I can get -MUD-'s voting history, I'll post that. That's important. I'm guessing he voted for every BUSH he could get his autistic hands on. CLOWNS like him have destroyed my country.
"Right's Been Forgotten!!" (To be sung to the Moody Blues' "Nights in White Satin")
Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend... Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!
"Truth ain't what we're about"..."Clinton LIED before!!" "Justice will ruin US...Right shan't care anymore!!" Bless George Dub-YOOOOOO!! We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh... Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh-ohh....
Some try to sell me...dreams of gracious Guv'ment!! Bush, save our liberty...rule like Reagan did!! Then, we'll love YOOOOO... Yes, Right'll love YOOOOO... We love George Dub-YOOOOO!!
(Mudboy kickin' it on Irish Whistle)
Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend... Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!
Truth, it's got RightWing pissed...must even the score... Justice and truth IS...Right shan't wait anymore!! Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh... We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh... Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh... Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh... We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh... Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...
Please FReep..."The Gathering" Looms... HardRight's Fate...we're Lib'rals' Doom!! Embittered Sheeple...shall rise and repent... The Lib'ral haze lifted...energy well-spent!! Compassionate Dubyuh...wrestles 'gainst S.C.U.M.!!* ModerateMan cries "Dubyuh, yer The One!!" Bush Senior's the oak...the acorn, his son... FReeper denizens, fight like yer young... Bold-hearted George just rules fer Right!! Remove Big guv'ment from our site... Left is Dead...behold what's right!! Next, we decide when to fight... Or become a Colluder?!!
#363. To: Vinny, nolu_chan, Jethro Tull, meguro, ferret mike, war, Jhoffa_, sneakypete, Fred Mertz, Badeye, Landru, HappyGal, goldilucky, Deckard (#359)
"FWIW...The Righteous Shall Triumph!!" (To be sung to Buffalo Springfield's "For What It's Worth")
There's somethin' happenin' here... It ain't Right...Vile Left, they Rule by Fear!! ATF men in a tank over there, Slaughterin' kids whilst they knelt in prayer!! It's high time we INDICT T-Mac...PUNK Dem's Clown!! DNC Chairman...who killed Ron Brown?!!
There's bad men doin' Wrong... They'll win The Fight, unless the Right is Strong!! Bold people must speak OUR minds... We're gettin' too much resistance from OUR side!! It's time we ROUT Lib'rals, TRASH DemClowns!! High time fer Justice to now Rebound!!
BIDEN feels he can't be beat... Media Poltroons, they're Effete!! Forgivin' wrongs, Press parrots JOEZ LIES!! Most of them say, "JOE BIDENZ OUR GUY!!" It's time we STOP DemRATZ...Stop DemClowns!! Big Guv'ment's shakin' OUR Country down!!
Rev-o-lutions start slow...but Limbaugh's Legions shall grow!! Evil Wins when the Good are afraid!! Step outta line...the time's come fer Right to hold sway!! We shall INDICT T-Mac...Stop Left's Clown!! All ya good Patriots, come help us out!! We gotta STOP BIDEN...Crush RATZ Crown!! Ev'rybody help what's goin' down!! We're gonna STOP Lib'rals...STOP DemClowns!! Destroy Socialism...let's do it NOW!!
#365. To: Admin Moderator, Sidebar Moderator, Southack, PhiKapMom, dead, diotima, Bob J, conservativemusician, BigMan (#363)
"Ain't Jokin'!!" (To be sung to Steve Miller Band's "The Joker")
Dem sheeple call MUD a spaced-out boy.....yeah... 'Cuz I see a future that's Just. Some FReepers call me Moe Reese... 'Cuz I seek the Imprisonment of S.C.U.M.**!!
Sheeple squawk, "Let Willie Be!!" Say Right's tellin' you wrong, steerin' you wrong... Well, don't you worry, Nation, don't worry... Cause MUD's right here--fightin'--right here where he belongs!!
'Cuz MUD's a FReeper...MUD's a grinnin'... Slick's a Felon...should be in prison... We'll FReep Left's music 'gainst RATS' S.C.U.M.**!!
I ain't jokin'...Laws've been broken... DemRATS' are misspoken... Demand Justice fer Slick's TREASON!! Wooo Hooooo Wooo Hooo...!!
(CM and the BigMan workin' the guitars)
Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see... Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!! Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time... Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!
Folks, keep FReepin'...'gainst Bill Clinton!! Slick's a Felon...must be imprisoned... We'll sing MUD's music with Ol' Rush!!
I ain't jokin'...Truth's unspoken... Slick's a Crim'nal Joker!! Nation, REJECT RATS' Commie S.C.U.M.**!!
(Mo' funky guitar)
WOO HOOO WOOO HOOOO...!! FReepers keep talking about Slick Willie... 'Cuz Ol' Slick did US all wrong-ong... Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry, Country!! Cause MUD's right here...Slick's TOAST!!
Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see... Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!! Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time... Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!
BWAHAHA...MUD
756 posted on 12/26/2003, 1:27:24 AM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
"Keep OUR Votes to Ourselves!!" (To be sung to the Georgia Satellites' "Keep Yer Hands to Yerself")
We gotta little change in the offin'...gonna fight fer the RightWing... Gonna call you on the telephone, Dubyuh...fer the Right we shall sing!! 'Cuz each time Right votes, we get the same old thing... Always mo' guv'ment, mo' spending, well, we shan't fergit our dreams!! Now Dubyuh, now Congress, don't put our trust upon no shelf... We say, "Don't feed US no lies...we'll keep our votes to ourselves!!"
Now, Dubyuh and the RINOs, why you wanna treat US this way?! Bush, Right's still yers to employ...DemonRATS can't feel our pain!! Righteous shall remake history...yer The Man of the Hour!! Right says, "Slash spending, cut Guv'ment...if you wanna stay in Power!!" Now Dubyuh, our Nation, don't put our trust upon no shelf... Right says, "Don't feed US no lies...or we'll keep our votes to ourselves!!"
(ConservativeMusician workin' the axe!!...MUD on harp...)
C'mon, Dubyuh, let's go.........oh yeah!!
Ya see, Right wants it real bad and Left's about to give in... Now's when we start a'talkin' 'bout less pork...make our Guv'ment more Slim!! Right says, "Dubyuh, we'll support ya fer the rest of our lives!!" We said, "Big Guv'ment's fer sissies...don't you make it yer life!!" Now Dubyuh, now Congress, don't put our trust upon no shelf!! Right said, "Don't feed US no lies...or we'll keep your votes to ourselves!!"
(CM jammin' BIG-TIME...........plus MUD on harp)
Hell, yeah...MUD
695 posted on 12/23/2003, 2:15:26 PM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
"Chi-Com Spies!!" (To be sung to the Eagles' "Lyin' Eyes")
Lib'ral Pols just seem so gawl-durned squirrelly... SlickWillie's Whore'd says, "Trust the Commies' Bile!!" Effete ol' men, will go now to the Jury... They'll fess up and disgrace Left's Elite Style. Late last night, most DemonRATS felt lonely... Reckon every Dolt knows Clinton isn't Right!! And it breaks MUD's heart to think RATS' love is only... Given to Dem folks who stand fer Rape and Vice!! So RATS tell Slick they must Vote NOW fer their Country... To support their Nation that the Left's torn down... But Slick knows where RATS're goin' as they're leavin'... Left is headed for the FReepin' side of town!!
{start_of_chorus} You can't hide yer ChiComSpies!! Yes...Left's Vile and lost, passion-wise!! I thought by now RATS'd realize... There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!
On the other side of town, Mudboy is waitin'... With fiery eyes and dreams no RAT shall steal!! He types on through the night, anticipatin'... 'Cuz Slick makes MUD FReep away RATS' sleazy schpiel!! Left rushes to Slick's arms, they'll fall together!! MUD whispers that Bill's goin' to be tried!! RATS swear that soon they'll be comin' back, emboldened... MUD laughs away and sings "McAuliffe's FIRED!!"
RATS can't hide their ChiComSpies... And Slick's guile is a thin disguise!! I thought by now Left'd realize... There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!
RATS, wake up and pour yerself a strong one... You know now that Left's Stars just keep on LYIN'!! Come Join the Right...We're gonna FReep the Wrong Ones!! Slick's bed is made...we'll hang him fer his crimes!! Left wonders how it ever got this crazy... RATS think about the dreams they dreamed in school. Did Left get tired or were RATS always crazy?! They're so far gone, Left seems just like they're fools!! My, oh my, RATS sure seem now like deranged things... Press set it up so well, so carefully... Ain't it funny how Left's new life didn't change things Left's still the SocialistShills they've always been!!
RATS can't hide their ChiComSpies... And Slick's guile is a thin disguise!! I thought by now Left'd realize... There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!
MudboySlim (GOP Tsunami +12hours)
325 posted on 11/06/2002 4:27 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
"If the Democratic Party no longer has Hispanic and Black voters as electoral locks, it is left with a diminishing constituency of its most consistent members: single, college-educated white women, who dominated last years social media slacktivism and protests. It is possible that this liberal woman demographic would be able to hold enough sway to choose Democrat nominees for the foreseeable future. And yet, party bigwigs must understand that as offensive as much of the electorate considered Donald Trump, morphing into the party of Karens who are more concerned about your carbon footprint than keeping your community safe, likely will further alienate Hispanic and Black voters.
The coming Second Great Awokening not only threatens the fabric of Americas history and future, but also threatens to rip apart the Democratic Party coalition. Voters of all races who support public safety, economic opportunity and a dose of sanity in politics may find a home in the Republican Party. For many, such a choice will be natural. For others, it will be because the new Democratic Party simply left them behind."
The DemocRATic Party is in a Meltdown due to its slavish devotion to a Marxist future for America and the Planet...DemRATZ major problem is that Socialism/Marxism/Communism is a hugely unpopular FAILURE each and every time it is enacted!! The only folks who benefit from a Collectivist system are the EffeteElite tyrants and the perpetually LAZY and INCOMPETENT BOOBS who cannot fend for themselves (e.g. the RAT- minions). Everybody else is either ENSLAVED, INDOCTRINATED, IMPRISONED or si8mply DISAPPEARED!! WeThePeople KNOW this, even if the RAT-Media refuses to publish the Truth.
Therefore, the DemocRATic Party shall continue to flounder until it rids itself of the MARXIST MORONZ who presently dominate the RAT Party.
Once upon a time, there was a Magical Kingdom, wherein a God-fearin', industrious People flourished, enjoying their Lives, their Liberty, and their Pursuit of Happiness. These good People were empowered by their Trust in a Guv'ment of Constitutionally-limited Powers, the inherent Goodness of their Democratically-chosen Leaders, and their belief that Justice and the Rule of Law triumphs over all. This Great Kingdom, led by the patriot Reagan, fought the Great Crusade against the evil, totalitarian Red Fiefdom accross the Sea, and were Victorious, inspiring other Sheeples--longing fer FReedom--to look upon the Kingdom as a Shining City on the Hill.
Until one day, a devious cabal of Power-hungry men and womyn infiltrated the Kingdom, casting a wicked spell of Fear, Cynicism, and Doubt that steadily enslaved ever-increasing numbers of these fine People in the Shackles of Dependency and Entitlement. And the Power of these Despoilers of FReedom--who called themselves Lib'rals--grew immense, as they wrested control of the Halls of Enlightenment, the Chroniclers of Information, the Ministry of Culture, and the gargantuan Bureaucracy of Regulators. As the Great Reagan and his many strong Knights returned from vanquishing the Despots of the Red Fiefdom, they wearily attempted to resist this Vast, LeftWing Conspiracy and the sinister Tide of Pessimism that had permeated the Soul of their once-great Kingdom. However, Reagan had grown weak and ill from his heroic efforts, and the Defenders of Liberty--who called themselves Conservatives--found themselves without a strong Leader, and temporarily without direction. And the Sheeple were spell-bound and silent...
Into this breach strode the vile, boorish ruler, Slick Willie...a charlatan without a Soul, devoid of Character, and driven only by a shameless Lust Fer Power (and fer Harlots to whom he was not Betrothed). The Lib'rals hailed his tyrannical reign and excused his treasonous crimes, as the self-styled "Effete Elite" secretly despised the Kingdom's granting of FReedom and Liberty to the peasant Sheeple, for by empowering their subjects, the Lib'rals tenuous claim on Power was undercut. The corrupt Slick Willie--who came to be known as Billzabubba the Cruel--sought to further the Enslavement of the once-strong People by not-so-secretly colluding with the Despots of a new, totalitarian Red Fiefdom accross the Sea, and conspired to increase his countrymen's dependence upon the Omnipotent Diety of Government. Still, the Sheeple remained spell-bound and largely silent...
Until, gloriously, a wise man of Noble, yet Humble, descent--who came to be known as the Maja Rushdie--arose from amongst the Masses, and spread accross the Kingdom his message of The Way Things Ought To Be!! An heir to the Optimism of Reagan, the Maja Rushdie inspired Millions to awake from their Mellow Apathy and strike out against the tyrannical rule of the Lib'rals and the reign of the EVIL BillzaBubba. Still, most of the Sheeple remained spell-bound and largely without harmony...
Finally, a young balladeer--who came to be known as Mudboy Slim--[and his Faithful sidekick, LoneGreenEyeshade] joined the Great Crusade against Slick Willie!! This Dashingly-Brash Patriot combined the optimism of Reagan with the Wisdom of the Maja Rushie, vocalizing many great folk songs that enlivened the Masses, causing the corrupt, Lib'ral spell to be broken and BillzaBubba and his Lib'ral Apologists to be Vanquished from Power...FOREVERMORE!!!!
Thus, there dawned a great new libertarian era of ever-shrinking Governmental Authority and ever-growing Individual Liberty and Personal Responsibility. Herein are compiled but a few of those songs that have been passed down through the Ages,
"Fall of the SheepMasters!!" (To be sung to Molly Hatchet's "Fall of the Peacemakers")
Our dreams we work towards... This land rejects all kings!! The Truth shall find its voice... For freedom, we sing...patriots shall sing!!
"Dutch" Reagan told me, "Big Guv'ment shouldn't grow!!" Good men must take a stand...smaller Guv'ment is our goal!! Folks, TheTruth is everything!!
The "choice" of the RATZ...they'd retreat...NO CHANCE!! We'll fight the fight so Left's free to prance... Folks, imagine RATZ called MUD a dreamer. How many times must Guv'ment LIE?!! How many fears must good patriots fight?!! Country suffers from RATZ madness... Freep fer Justice!! Ohhh...freep fer Justice!!
(musical interlude)
Right's slashing our taxes...in God we trust!! We're Liberty's friend and for Justice we lust!! Take a stand...WIN THE WAR!! White doves shall fly!! Peace to all!! 'Cuz when Right fights, the SheepMasters'll fall!! Left ain't scarey anymore.
Said Rush to the crowd, "With the Truth, we'll fight!!" Black thread shall smite Left's fears and Left's lies... AlQueda's Death and Violence!! How many times must Lib'rals lie?! How come RINOZ like avoiding fights?! Country suffers from RATZ madness!! Ohh...freep fer Justice!! Ohhh...help freep fer Justice!!
"Folks, Let's ROLLL!!" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Rock and Roll")
It's been a long time since Right rock an' rolled. It's been a long time since Right Won the War!! Ooh, help US get it back, help US get it back, help US get it back, Mmmm-Patriots, let's whup Left's SCUM!!
It's been a long time, gotta show some spine, been too long... Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time!! Yes it has...
It's been a long time since Right whupped Left's SCUM!! Right must reverse the Fears of RATZ Blight, that ain't "LOVE"!! FReepers, Let's Act!! FReepers Must Act!! FReepers ATTACK!! Mmmm-Nation, it needs Right's help!! Whoah~ooh~oh ~whoah~ooh~ooh~hohh.
OUR Country's been SLIMED...RATZ Commit CRIMES...Left is WRONG... Boldly, boldly, boldly...Folks, IT'S JUSTICE TIME!!
Ahhh-ahh~ahh ahh~ahh...
Hohhh, it seems so long since Truth beamed in the sunlight, RATmedia cowers 'cuz Left KNOWS RATZ ain't Right!! Hahh-yeah! Holster your arms, holster your arms, holster your arms, Mm- Nation, let yer VOTE help landslidin'. Let it!
OUR Country's been SLIMED...RATZ Commit CRIMES...Left is WRONG... Boldly, boldly, boldly...Folks, IT'S JUSTICE TIME!!
Yeah~hey. Yeah~ay~ay. Yeah hey. Yeah hey.
Ooh-yeah, ooh~ooh-yeah. Ooh-yeah, ooh~ooh-yeah.
OUR Country's been SLIMED...RATZ Commit CRIMES...Left is WRONG... Boldly, boldly, boldly...Folks, IT'S JUSTICE TIME!!
FReegards...MUD
1 posted on 10/16/2002, 11:50:03 PM by Mudboy Slim
#817. To: EdZep, Cyber-Band, Paul Cruce, Sultan88, dead, Landru, jla, HappyGal, yankhater (#815)
"DeeCee FReeper Bop!!" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Misty Mountain Hop")
Singin' like a lark just the other day, patriots, Whattaya, whattaya think I saw?!! Crowds of Sheeple sittin' smokin' grass with greasy, smelly hair said... "Mudboy, won'tcha join our Cause?!!"
Left don't know how it is... RATZ really don't know what slime Slick is, Lib'ral Whore'd!! So I asked 'em if Left could shed Slick's bile!!
I didn't notice but it had got very dark and MUD was really, Really into RATZ minds... Just then Dem RINObots stepped up to me asked US, said, "Please, hey would we care...to all move along?" "Move along?!!"
FReepers know... We ask y'all to stay and FReep and have some fun, Right's on a ROLL!! You know that yer FRiends will all drop by. Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh.
DemocRATZ, take a good look at yourself... EWE can't like what you see. DemMarxists, RINOZ'n'RATZ, do ya like it?!! There you sit, sittin' scair't like a wart on a hog, trustin', Ahhh...not tryin' to fight it!!!
Left really don't care that we're comin', Hoh-hoh-hoah. We know that it's only they're weak of spine. Oh, oh, oh. Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh.
If you come down to the FReep today, Lurkers, you'd better... You'd better open your eyes!!! Whoah~ooh~oh yeah. Folks down here really do care, really do care, Right cares, really do... Which, which way Truth 'n' Justice li__es.
So I've decided what I'm gonna do now. So I'm packin' my bags to join the DeeCee FReepers... Where the Patriots go now. Up to Capitol Hill where good spirits fl__y.
Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh. Help Dubyuh...Let's Roll!! Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh hooh~ooh~ooh. The Sheeple Shall Know!!
Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh. Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh. Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh hooh~ooh~ooh. The Sheeple Shall Know!!
Work in progress...MUD
132 posted on 10/21/2002, 3:02:09 PM by Mudboy Slim