Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:350205 Comments:4422
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
"FWIW...The Righteous Shall Triumph!!" (To be sung to Buffalo Springfield's "For What It's Worth")
There's somethin' happenin' here...it ain't Right...Vile Left, they Rule by Fear!! ATF men in a tank over there, slaughterin' kids whilst they knelt in prayer!! It's high time we INDICT T-Mac...PUNK Dem's Clown!! DNC Chairman...who killed Ron Brown?!!
There's bad men doin' Wrong...They'll win The Fight, unless the Right is Strong!! Bold people must speak OUR minds...we're gettin' too much resistance from OUR side!! It's time we ROUT Lib'rals, TRASH DemClowns!! High time fer Justice to NOW Rebound!!
Clinton feels he can't be beat...Med'yuh Poltroons, they're Effete!! Forgivin' wrongs, Press parrots Slick's LIES!! Most of them say, "Slick Willie's OUR GUY!!" It's time we STOP DemRATZ...Stop DemClownz!! Big Guv'ment's shakin' OUR Country down!!
Rev-o-lutions start slow...but Limbaugh's Legions shall grow!! Evil Wins when the Good are afraid!! Step outta line...the time's come fer Right to hold sway!! We shall INDICT T-Mac...Stop Left's Clown!! All ya good Patriots, come help US out!! We gotta STOP Clinton...Crush Slick's Crown!! Ev'rybody help what's goin' down!! We're gonna STOP Marxists...STOP DemClowns!! Expose RATZ Racism...let's do it NOW!!
(12/29/2001...Happy Birthday, MamaMUD!!)
BTW...Terrance P.(unk) McAuliffe is Complicit with ALL the EX-Traitor- in-Chief's Campaign Finance Abuse Felonies and TREASON!!! It's High Time the Right INDICTED DNC Chairman Terry "Punk" McAuliffe, IMHO, of course!!
Slick Willie is a Liar/Felon/Rapist/Mass- Murderer/WarCriminal/Traitor/Tyrant... But he had a whole lotta help from the Left. The Vast LeftWing Medyuh Whore'd will Defend the Indefensible--again--at their own peril!! When we INDICT DNC Chairman Terry McAuliffe, the BrainDead Lib'ral DemRAT Minionz won't have a clue That we are actually beginning The Discovery Stage for Slick Willie's INDICTMENT... But the well-informed RightWing shall know, because we'll make it happen!!
FReepers, it's time to flex our muscles and show the Left who controls the GOP!! And it ain't McStainz RINOZ!!!
Let's ROCK...MUD
1 posted on 12/29/2001, 4:35:20 AM by Mudboy Slim (Justice@in't.negotiable!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
In due time, my FRiend...don't wanna scare the kiddies just yet!!
"These Times They Are Enrangin'" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "The Times They Are A-Changin'")
Come gather round, Sheeple...in office and home... And admit that corruption in DeeCee has grown!! Then, demand that RATZ TREASON shall not be condoned!! WE MUST FIGHT!! OUR Nation's worth savin'!! Country, better stop sleepin' or yer souls Left will own... Folks, these times they are enragin'...
Come, blow-dried twit Networks who tyrannize with your "spin"... EX-Prez'dent has spied...WE MUST RE-IMPEACH HIM!! And indict Bill's goons...then WE'LL IMPRISON SLICK!! Yes, Limbaugh's sellin' TRUTH 'bout Slick's TREASON!! Left's poltroons, they know, Right'll be FReepin' the Net!! Press, the times they are a'changin'...
Come Senators, Congressmen, please heed our call... Please stand up fer Justice...please tear down Slick's walls!! Folks, watch how you vote...'cuz we're watchin' y'all!! Battle fer hearts and minds rages... We'll soon FReep yer meetings and clatter yer halls... Pols, the times they are a'changin'...
Come mothers and fathers throughout the Land... Look in yer kids' eyes...they are yer Scottish Clan... Yer sons and yer daughters...look to you, MAKE YER STAND!!! Left's Cold War has moved to this Nation!! Please get out and help us...AIN'T PATRIOTISM GRAND?!! Parents, the times they are a'changin'...
(Excellent harp jammin')
The line has been drawn...foundation's been cast!! WE'LL DE-FAME LEFT NOW...THEN, IMPRISON SLICK LAST!! Welcome Prez'dent Bush...Ashcroft, Kick Some A$$!! New World Order is rapidly fadin'!! And the People's Power'll be returned at last... Ohhh, the times they are a'changin'!!
Mudboy Slim and the RightWingExtremists
BTW...The Times Are A'Changin'... THE LEFT IS DEAD!!! Long Live What's Right!!
55 posted on 12/30/2001, 9:43:57 AM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Gracias, mi hermana!! You know what this thread needs?! Some toonage!! Hey...tell FallGuy I saw Elvis up at the Rennie's on Midlothian and Pinetta... The King said to say "hello" and handed me this song.
"SlickWillie LIES!! (under oath)" (To be sung to Elvis Presley's "Suspicious Minds")
Slick's just like The Clap...Slick Won't Stay Out... Becuz Bill Loves US sooo much, Ladies!! Folks, won't you see?! EX-Prez'dent Clinton's "Guilty!!" Networks LIE...don't believe a word Left's sayin'!!
We must DETHRONE Bill Clinton...must CONVICT Slick's LIES!! (IMPEACH Left's LIES....)** Folks, we can't build our "bridge" when OUR EX-Prez'dent's LIES!! So, c'mon FReepers, let's go!! Right's gotta DETHRONE Left's 'HO!! We gonna teach DemLib'rals 'bout OUR Rights!! 'Cuz once we DETHRONE Slick...and keep Ol' Dubyuh in, Slick'll spend many years in Jail fer SPYIN"!! (Folks, keep fightin'....)** World shall go on without Slick...Tyranny's Left's CRIME!! (Slick we'll INDICT!!)** We'll shatter all Left's dreams...De-Brainwash Left's Minds!! Left retails Fear and Lies...Fer OUR Country We Shall Fight!! We won't let Liberty die...Seek Justice, you know just what we gotta do!! Ummm...uhmmmm...yeah...yeah...
Slick's caught in our TRAP...let's FReep him down!! Becuz a Traitor Can't Be Prez'dent!! It's so clear to me...gotzta Fight to be FRee!! (Ooh-ahhh-oooohh)** Don't y'all care what yer grandchildren say?!
Now, FReepers, SING IT!! Slick's Caught in OUR Trap!!...Slick We'll INDICT!! Limbaugh Shall Sing the Truth, sweet Nation!! Ohhh...can't just feel it?! Slick's just like The Clap...gotta cut him out... (Repeat...fade to finish)
Thank ya...thankyaverymuch...MUD
**(FReeperGal Chorus, of course!!)
139 posted on 1/2/2002, 10:36:03 PM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
WHO'S DNC CHAIRMAN TERRANCE P. McAULLIFE AND WHY SHOULD I WANT HIM INDICTED?!
"...McAuliffe and father-in-law Richard Swann formed American Capital Management to buy Florida properties that the RTC took over after putting Swann's S&L into receivership. Some of the properties were acquired using union pension money...The IBEW not only financed McAuliffe's ventures, but it also helped boost his stature as a Democratic fund-raiser by contributing $6 million to party candidates from 1991 to 1996..."
Is that the way the Game's played, folks?! I think not...at least not LEGALLY!! I dare any RightWinger to make his $Millions this way...he'd be outta politics in a NOOYAWK Minute, he would!!
"In a letter signed on Mar. 18, 1993, Prudential agreed to pay McAuliffe $375,000 if the Pension Benefit Guaranty Corp. (PBGC) signed a 15-year, $187 million lease to occupy a downtown Washington office building owned by the insurer. The U. S. Attorney for the District of Columbia charged that Prudential falsely certified, after it won the lease, that it had not hired anyone to help influence the bidding process, which is ILLEGAL under the Competition in Contracting Act....As the Prudential matter drags on, McAuliffe isn't out of the woods yet on the Teamsters case, whose central figure, campaign consultant Martin Davis, is a friend of McAuliffe. Davis has pleaded guilty to masterminding an illegal scheme to raise $1 million for Teamsters President Carey's 1996 reelection. Davis told McAuliffe he could help raise $1 million for the DNC from the Teamsters, but McAuliffe denies he knew any details of how Davis intended to do this. Davis, in his guilty plea, says his plan was to launder Teamsters donations through the DNC in an effort to hide the source of Carey's money..."
Is Mr. Martin Davis still amongst The Living, folks?! If so, we've got one helluva witness against Terrie "the RAT-punk FEYrie" McAuliffe!!
More to come (stay tuned)...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
I like that dude...I really do!! Do you like Pink Floyd?
"I do..."
"Sheeple!!" (To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Sheep")
Baa...baa...baa...baa...baa... Mindlessly passing yer time in this Country away... Only dimly aware of a certain vile sleaze in the air. You better WATCH OUT!! We got some dawgs about!! I've been watchin' Clinton and I have seen... Left's hatchin' an EVIL SCHEME!!
What do you get fer pretendin' The Danger's Not Real?!! Meek and Obedient, YOU CONDONE Slick Willie!! Yer Socialist Med'yuh insults OUR Values...Big Deal!! What a surprise! That look of IGNORANT Bliss in yer eyes... THIS Prez'dent's workin' fer Beijing!! NO!!! This ain't no Bad Dream!! Ohh...ohh...ohh...ohhh...ohh...
[The Lib'rals Prayer] "Slick Willie's my Shepard...I shall not want. I Care Not That He LIES!! To preserve Peace, We Must IGNORE THIS Prez'dent's Commie SPIES!!"
But Knowledge Shall Releaseth thy Soul... Bill Clinton has endangered this Entire Nation!! He's floutin' OUR Sacred Constitution!! For lo...Bill HAD Great Power, but NO Honor!! Soon, cometh the day we "lowly" ones, Through quiet reflection and great dedication, COMPLETE THE ACT OF IMPEACHMENT!!! LO!! We shall Rise Up...and then We'll make Dem Marxistz eyes water!!!
Writing and singing, MUD'll pounce on Ol' Slick with a SCREEEAM!! Wave upon wave of patriotic Americans... Will march out of obscurity to join OUR team!!
Have you heard the News?!! Socialism's DEAD!! Soon, Slick we'll INDICT!! In Jail, Bill'll Grow Old!! Get outta OUR way...if EWE Refuse to Be BOLD!!!
Heh heh heh...SlixMUDZbi+C#!!
Mudboy Slim (7/26/98)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Bubba...ain't it time you dropped the bong?! Bubba...you should know the Left's just Wrong!! Bubba...what'cha think? That Right ain't got no balls?! Ohhhh...Ahhhh...FReepers gonna raze yer walls!!
Bubba...why'd you run for president?! Bubba...where's yer shame and embarrassment?! Bubba...you shall pay fer all yer crimes!! Ohhhh...Ahhhhh...Justice's justa passion of mine!!
Hush now, Effete Lib'rals, don't EWE cry... Mudboyz gonna make all DemRATZ nightmares come true... TRUMPsterz gonna crush all of EWE Socialist Tools!! Patriots gonna FReep EWE right here...FReedom shall ring!! We shan't believe lies...that the Media doth sing!! Great ONEZ gonna keep trainin' RightWing to swarm!! Ohhhh...Bill, Osama...bil... Ohh...Clinton, ya know Voters Gonna Oust RATZ This Fall!!
(hauntingly kewl guitar solo)
Country, do you think we've seen enough...TYRANNY?! Voters, don't you see Slick's dangerous...to the FRee?! FReepers, Right must tear Left's GoldenBoy apart!! Oohhhh...Aaahhh...McAuliffe is just the start!! Hush now, Leftist Media, why'd EWE LIE?! Sheeple gonna find out all of the damage y'all do... FReepers shall re-educate all Dem Ignorant Fools!! Country's gonna wake up to Clinton's TREASON... Bubba, we'll always find out just where you've been, Mudboyz gonna keep FReepin' 'til Slick's in chains!! Ooohhhh...Willie, Ooohhhh...Slick Willie... Ooohhhh Clinton, yer only a Traitor to me!!
"Bubba, fer yer Tyranny, BOY...EWE shall fry!!
Mudboy Slim
Sic Semper Tyrannus...MUD
1 posted on 9/11/2002, 9:12:17 AM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Treason and High Crimes!!" (To be sung to the Outlaws' "Green Grass and High Tides")
It's a place your children dream of, where great men once led the free... Ol' Abe Lincoln, Ronald Reagan, Washington each graced the seat... FDR, Kennedy, and Jefferson once served the office with pride! But now we've got Slick Willie bangin' young interns... DemRATZ tell US, "Let it slide..."
Well, Clinton's been a damned disgrace, spy stories all ring true... If you say, "It's all Okay!", what does that say 'bout you?! Med'yuh refuses to ask tough questions, as though Slick were King. But patriots cannot believe in Bill, 'Cuz Slick's sold his soul to Beijing!! RATZ declare...
"Treason and high crimes don't matter!" Good DemocRATs fallin' from glory... Still, Lib'rals say, "We adore you!" Left's King's a freak...good folks abhor you-oouu!!
(Guitar Jammin')
Those who don't fight Evil find their Souls have been sold cheap... Numb poltroons can't see how Power has warped Ol' Slick Willie! Crimes and Slime define RATZ WHORE, they take up all his time. We'll next CONVICT, then Slick will do his prison time... Right'll force him there!!!
Treason and High Crimes shall be proved... Will DemocRATZ follow Slick blindly?! Dem Marxists say, "We adore EWE!" Election's soon...voters will show you-oouu! Yeah...the Right'll slaughter you-ou-ou-ouuu...!!!
(Mo' Guitar Jammin' to fade)
FReegards...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Join with US!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Born to Run")
Every day, we fight the Power of Elites...it's our patriotic American Dream!! We're Right, we'll fight FOOL fascists fer Glory...defeat Left's wacky schemes!! Mudboy RAGES, singin' 'gainst RATZ slime... Joe squeals, Left's dejected, Right's steppin' up boldly this time...OHHH!! Nation, RAT-Power sucks the Soul from OUR Land... It's a death trap!! Guv'ment homicide krap!! We gotta VOTE OUT Marxist SCUM... 'Cuz RATZ loathe US...Patriots, c'mon join with US!! Yes, World, Right's HERE...
Patriots, let me in...MUD wants to be yer friend... We shall achieve OUR dreams and visions!! Just wrap yer brains 'round LESS Big Guv'ment... Folks, make yer stand to SAVE OUR CHILDREN!! Together, we shall break DemRATZ... They'll run 'cuz they're PUNKS... Biden, Right's on the attack!! OHHH!! Syntaurz ROCK, LIB'rals pout, Truth inspires!! Yes, Nation, Right ain't scair't, we're BOLDlee fightin'... Folks have gotta learn how FREEDOM feels... Yer gonna know Big Guv'ment's VILE!! People need to know Right's Truth is real!! MUDZ gonna show EWE...
(Righteous saxaphone lead...)
Beyond the White House, Devolve Power HOME!! Reject RATZ "Racist Card"!! Lib'rals, know we care, let's DEFEAT terror... Leftist ploys, Progress RATZ retard!! RATZ're enthused by Marx, watch US VOTE and March... LIBS're BEfuddled 'cuz they're freaked Right resists... Right's gonna sing the Truth!! Dem Lib'rals LIE to you, Nation, no DeeCee ain't Right... Guv'ment's ever-growing MESS...hunh!!
(Mo' freak-jammin'...)
One...two...three...four... The RightWing's crammed with noble heroes on a last chance power drive... Got Dem Fascists out on the run, that's Right...Left's got no place left to hide!! Together, my friends, we'll defeat Left's MADness... Right loves you with all the gladness in our souls!! OHHH!! Someday, world, Right's GOOD shall win...we're gonna get to that place... Where we really want to go and we'll Stop RATZ Treason... Let's go then, RATZ fear US...Nation, you must join with US!! Country, RATZ loathe US...Nation, you should join with US!! C'mon, Patriots!! RATS loathe US...Nation, you should join with MUD!! Woah-ohh-ohh...mmm-mm-mmm...uh-uh-uh-woah-ohh-ohh...woah-ohh-ohh- ohh- ohhh...
Mudboy Slim (18 February 2010...revised 29 June 2021)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"The FReeper!!" (To be sung to Molly Hatchet's "The Creeper")
Ohhh...listen to MUDZ story...
Right is gettin' stronger, Nation... Time Big Guv'ment's gone!! Lib'rals don't know the difference no mo'... Between--ahhh--Right and Wrong!! Say, we're gonna be both Bold and Right... When the FReeper sings his songs!! Strike out fer yer FReedoms, ladies... Ahhh...Righteous're strong!! I say we're gonna be both Bold and Right... Loh-oh-ord...when the FReepers sing their songs...yeah!!
We're strong...We're bright...Loathe RATZ...We'll win!! Right's out fer Justice...I'm Mudboy Slim!! The road RATZ walk is dark and dim... Don't let Marxists lead you towards Left's sin!! They'll cut a whole baby... Mods'll stab you in the back... Reject all those DemocRATZ!! Truth's more trouble than Left thinks... We know Donald, he won't blink!! Say, we're gonna be both Bold and Right... Oh-oh-ohhh...when the FReepers sing their songs...yeah!!
Oh, we're gonna getcha, Nation...
(Powerful guitar jammin')
Ohh...RATZ're enemies of yer Liberty... Killin' people every day... Ahh...soldiers out to catch them Traitors... Freedom's here to stay!! I say, "Right gonna stand and fight the fight... When the FReepers sing their songs!!" Watch out fer Slim's CD, baby... MUDZ patriot songs!!
Say, we're gonna be both Bold and Right... Oh-oh-ohhh...when the FReepers sing their songs!! Yeah!! Said we're gonna stand and fight The Fight... Oh-oh-ohhh...when the FReeper sings his songs!! Yeah!!
Mudboy Slim (20 January 2006)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#664. To: BrerRabbit, Crystalk, sneakypete, languid, AuntB, goldilucky, r-u-n-n o-f-t, buckeroo, war (#662)
"FReep All The World!!" (To be sung to Van Halen's "Beautiful Girls")
RightWing's a FReedom-fightin'... We ain't jokin', we're just thinkin' 'bout doin' Right!! We're savin' the world, oh yeah!! We're gonna make righteous stands... Ol' Mudboy Slim's gotta band and WHOA!! ha ha... We're whuppin' Dem Lib'rals...ah yeah!! Love to FReep 'cuz it's funny...and Dem Leftists, RATZ are SCUMMY!! RATZ yearn fer Guv'ment Power... Treas'nous John Kerry LOATHES yer Liberty... Fight fer Right...put foolish down!!
Liberated those Iraqis...gonna FReep 'til Terror's vanquished!! Please accompany me...'til Right wins 'cross the Earth...ah yeah!! Yeah...Marxism's dead!!
Here Right stands...with our banners unfurled...YO!! The Right FReeps fer the Fate of the World... Ah yeah...FReep all the World!!
Woo, come here, Lib'rals. Come here, come here, come here...
Folks, Right likes fun in the sun, yet we're armed with guns... And I know you know Right's takin' righteous stands!! (Righteous stands!!) Big Guv'ment's fer slaves...taxes, we pay and we pay!! The RightWing's FReepin' 'gainst Big Guv'ment, ha-ha-ha!! (Join our stand!!)
Love to FReep 'cuz it's funny to see Lib'rals oh so scummy... RATZ yearn fer Guv'ment Power!! Slick's treason 'gainst the FRee threatens Liberty... Crimes're more than foolin' 'round!!
Here Right stands with our banners unfurled...YO!! The Right FReeps fer the Fate of the World!! Ah yeah...FReep all the World!!
Oh, FReep this way, y'all!!
(Guitar Solo)
Git down...right here...Ooh la la!! Help Right DEVOLVE POWER!!
RightWing's a FReedom-fightin'...we ain't jokin', Just a'thinkin' 'bout our Rights!! Right's savin' the world!! (Savin' the world!!) Ol' Mudboy Slim's gotta band...we're takin' some Righteous stands!! The Right FRee-ee-eeps fer the Fate of the World!! (Fate of the World!!) Oh yeah!!
Here Right stands...with our banners unfurled...YO!! The Right FReeps fer the Fate of the World... Ah yeah...FReep all the World!!
Whoa! I ain't lyin' to ya...FReedom's all Right needs!!
Ah yeah...FReep all the World!! Git yourself on down... Ah yeah...FReep all the World!! Ow!! Ah yeah...FReep all the World!! Ow!! Ah yeah...FReep all the World!! Woo! Come here, Lib'rals!! Come here!! Woo!!
Ah yeah...FReep all the World!! What's your name, Lib'ral? What's your--hey! Hey, where ya goin'?! Ah yeah...FReep all the World!! Hey! Hey, hey! Wait a minute, wait a min... Oh! Ah yeah...FReep all the World!! Left's scumbags...we'll FReep 'em! Ah yeah...FReep all the World!! We'll do without 'em...YO!!
Ah yeah...FReep all the World!! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ah yeah...FReep all the World!! Ah yeah...FReep all the World!! (smooch)
Heh heh heh...MUD (07/12/2004)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#666. To: All ObamaBOTZ, Sweetjustusnow, packrat1145, Inspector Harry Callahan, putupon, xyz123, r-u-n-n o-f-t, Landru, jla, palo verde, TLBSHOW, byeltsin (#664)
"Obama Doesn't Know!!" (To be sung to the Beatles' "Tomorrow Never Knows")
Focus yer mind, relax and vote RightWing!! Camelot's dying...Camelot's dying!! Rise up in thought...remember LeftWing's void... RightWing's rising...Reagan's rising!!
Briefers must see the meaning of Levine... GreatOne's teachin'...Mark is teaching!!
(reprise)
We love Limbaugh and Rush is everywhere... Truth is flowing...Truth is flowing!!
RATZ ignorance and waste, they shame themselves!! RightWing's Briefing...righteous are leading!! Folks, wake up from yer stupor, from yer dreams... RATZ are not living, welfare ain't living!!
Right plays the game "Resistance"...Right Shall Win!! We're just beginning...Black's just beginning. Righteous are winning. RightWing is Winning!!
Mudboy Slim (28 September 2009)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
In 2009, shortly after the RAT-Messiah, Barack Hussein Soetoro Obama, was Inaugurated as President of the United States, El Rushbo spoke at the CPAC Convention of 2009 in Washington, DeeCee, the epicenter of Marx/SATANZ DeeCeeSwamp. His hour and a half speech was absolutely ESSENTIAL in legitimizing the grass roots efforts against out of control Federal Government growth and debt, just then becoming known as the Taxed Enough Already Party, aka the TEA Party.
R.I.P., Rush Limbaugh, and I hope you know that your words and your spirit shall live on forever...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Check this out, sw, apparently it's communicable...
"Big Bad Jawn!!" (To be sung to the tune of "Big Bad John" by Jimmy Dean)
(Big Jawn...Big Jawn) Ev'ry mornin' on the Hill you can see him arrive A grizzled, white-haired man, about seventy-five Kinda slump'd at the shoulders and feeble at the hip But all them RINOs knew ya didn't give no lip to Big Jawn. (Big Jawn...Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)
Everybody knows where Jawn calls home A big, marble palace called the Capitol Dome He went from Committee Chair to the RINO head And if you thought to ever cross him, youd end up dead - Big Jawn!!
Some say he got rich on Liz Taylor's cash And landed in the Senate after Obenshain's plane crash With 50 per cent against his DemocRAT foe Was all he needed to grab his power-hungry hold - that Jawn. (Big Jawn, Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)
Then came the day; it was "Farris versus Beyer" Mike needed help to douse the LeftWing's lyin'... Christians were prayin' and hearts beat fast Still, the RightWing smelled Victory at last-'cept Jawn.
Through the haze and the smoke of that election-year hell Came Jawn's Deal with the Devil that Conservatives knew well... RINO Jawn trashed his brethren and made the RightWing groan, And Radical Mike stood all alone thanks to Big Jawn. (Big Jawn, Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)
And in 94 it was Ollie North against Robb Then Big Jawn decree'd, "Hey, Chuckies my BackRubBud!" And Medyuh Whored scrambled from Left's would-be grave To do their duty, ChuckiesCheeks to save...fer Big Jawn.
With lies and Lib'rals, Jawn tore Ollie down And ran a third candidate that Big Jawn found As the dust finally settled from that awful fight Jawn was the TV hero that election night - Big Jawn. (Big Jawn, Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)
The VA Right barely recovered from that cowardly s*** The GOP wants to build a statue in honor of it And in Two Thousand and Two theres one plan And thats to insure no one run against this awful man Big Jawn. (Big Jawn, Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)
FADE (Big Jawn, Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)
Entirely conceived and written by my good FRiend, Sultan88!!!
RETIRE THE RINO, Gentleman Jawn Wahnah!!
FReegards...MUD
34 posted on 8/1/2002, 3:27:05 PM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Marxists Like Ziang Zemin!!" (To be sung to Camper Van Beethoven's "Pictures of Matchstick Men")
When Slick was called to Viet Nam... Bill showed NO SPINE and turned a shade of Yellow!! Rush feeds my head...MUD FReeps with dead... When we meet Slick's mind shall turn to Jell-O!! He'll quake...he'll tremble...RIGHT's day's dawnin'... Slick'll curse MUDZ face...but I'll be his Shadow!!
Posters of Jiang Zemin and EWE... Images of chop stix, yen, and nukes... All Bill's TREASON'll be made clear to you!!
Right rejected yer election... Next, we'll start an insurrection...NOW!!! Slicks' rapings' haunt the FRee... My Faith won't let me leave Bill alone!!
Posters of Waco's dead, you fools... Images of Kosovo's dead, too... Why can't the Med'yuh tell US the Truth?!
Willard...you'd best RESIGN... Admit yer crimes...do yer Jail Time!! "Willie...IT'S JUSTICE TIME!! Sic Semper Fi...you'd best RESIGN!!!
(hauntin' formal fiddle)
Let MUD take CarVile, men... Take Whorealdo fer a spin... Headbutt ol' Sweet Jennin's... Slap BrokeJaw 'til it stings... Jack Rather on the chin... Handcuff O.J. Simpson... Endoscope Perky Kate...[ewww, yuck!!] Next, Ol' MUD will legislate!!!
FReegards, all...MUD
P.S. "All experience ever is is confirmation anyway." Robert Frost to Theodore Morrison...27 June 1930.
6 posted on 10/10/2001, 6:51:41 AM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"FReep On!!" (To be sung to Aerosmith's "Dream On")
EX-Prez'dent's Slime...HildaBeeest, how Slick fears her. All these lies, but the Truth's gettin' clearer... Slick Willie's SCUM!! Bill, yer SLime!...You've lied, now be gone... Isn't that the way? Can anybody trust the foolish words you saayyyyy? Yeah...I know nobody knows why you strayed, but you must go!! We know Lib'rals believe, those fools ain't gotta clue... they'll learn!!
All Bill's life's been a joke that enrages... Bought and sold by Commies from Asia! You know it's true... Sliiiickkk...all these crimes lead back to you... Folks, sing with me, no need to fear, With all these scandals, Slick'll do ten years! Sing with me, we'll win the day, No need for sorrow, the Good Lord'll make Bill pay... Ayy-yeahhh...
Yeah...sing with me, don't shed no tears, Sing for your daughters, make sure Slick hears!! Sing with me, fight for the day... Ignore TeeVee polls, Good FReepers'll put Bill away-ay-ay-ay.
FReep on, FReep on, FReep on, FReep until our dream comes true! FReep on, FReep on, FReep on, FReep until it's Bill who's screwed!! FReep on, FReep on, FReep on, FReep on, FReep on, FReep on, FReep on... Aghhhhhh... Sing with me, force out Left's SCUM... Sing for our Freedom and sing for our sons! Sing with me, whaddaya say? Maybe tomorrow, Bill Clinton we'll INCARCERATE!! Sing with me, and later next year, RATZ shall be slaughtered, destroyed for years! Sing with me, Mudboy don't play... Maybe tomorrow, Presidents'll mean what they say!!
FReep On, folks, FReep on!!
1 Posted on 08/15/1999 19:51:44 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Vile Corruption" (To be sung to Aerosmith's "Sweet Emotion")
Vi-i-ile corru-u-uption...Re-e-eno-o's obstru-u-uctin'... I sing about Slick, seems nobody cares... Writing these songs, but nobody hears. You can say I ain't sane, but I wanna make clear, That scumbag, Willie, Slick's Dethronement's Near!!
Slick's a sweet-talkin' Lib'ral with a Socialist bent, But his power base's gone...China money's all spent! Well, it ain't really news, Bill's a real good liar... But with Chris Cox's Report...Clinton's term will expire!
Re-e-eno's obstru-u-uctin'...vi-i-ile corru-u-uption... Slick's pulled no punches attackin' Ken Starr, Jim Carville said, "We fight dirty...'cuz this here's WAR!" Bill's springin' them leaks, 'cuz he's tryin' to hide... The obscene extent to which Slick's folks have spied! "Tyranny!!!"
So you say we oughtta just give Bill a pass... But Slick ain't a King...that's why we kicked Britain's ass! That Billzabubba, he's a very bad man... But Mudboy's on his case...Clinton doesn't stand a chance!! Oww!!!
Mudboy Slim
5 Posted on 08/15/1999 20:20:05 PDT by Mudboy Slim
FReegards...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"TRUTH's Right, RAT-Slime!!" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Good Times, Bad Times")
Ain't ashamed, I'm uncouth... Still, I know to be free, must make yer stand!! Obama's all the rage... Media LIES!! 'Cuz it's Big Guv'ment that they demand. Dem Marxists, how they try... To steal my pay fer all their RAT programs!!
Truth's Right, RAT-slime!! Defeat the Left's nightmare!! 'Cuz Obama snorts blow...He's a Marxist man!! Networks still don't seem to care.
Eighteen: I fell in awe... Of a man as wise as could be. Reagan whupped up on Gorbachev... Dutch gave folks liberty!! But now each year, Fed takes what's mine... Big Guv'ment spends and spends!! Rush Limbaugh counseled, "Don't believe... RAT-Media's Leftist spin...NO!!"
Truth's Right, RAT-Slime!! You leeches steal yer share!! Then, Dem Lib'rals git stoned... Tout their Marxist plans... But Voters ain't unaware!!
(BigMan kickin' it on guitar)
Truth's Right!! Let's Fight!! Now we got our Veep, Sarah!! Gov'ner Palin's no joke... She says, "Drill ANWR!!" Devolve Power to the States!!
MUD knows what it means to FReep alone... But now we're in the Limbaugh Zone!! We don't care what RAT-Networks say... Right's gonna whup Left, each and every day. RATS shall fear the songs of the Syntaurs!! Realize, SlickBarry, we're gonna break yer Marxist heart!!
Mudboy Slim (6 September 2008)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#681. To: Deckard, Vicomte13, goldilucky, Badeye, Hondo68, sneakypete, Fred Mertz, Jhoffa_, ferret (#609)(Edited)
"The countdown had stalled at 'T' minus 69 seconds when Desiree, the first female ape to go up in space, Winked at me slyly and pouted her thick, rubbery lips unmistakably -- the first of many such advances During what would prove to be the longest, and most memorable, space voyage of my career." -- Winning sentence, 1985 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest.
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Heh heh heh...worth sharing, imho.
Regards...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Bow-Legged Lib'ral!!" (To be sung to Widespread Panic's "Bowlegged Woman")
Well, RATZ think it's the new Camelot... Press loves BarryO... Tells US He's the next Messiah... They're all just Marxist HO's!!
Left's odder than Dem 60's freaks... Big Guv'ment just ain't Right!! If we don't find the will to cut back... Revolution we shall fight!!
All you FReepers hear me...let's take a stand... 'Gainst that bowlegged Lib'ral, and her Marxist man!! You Dittoheads hear me...gonna make our stand... 'Gainst that bowlegged Lib'ral, and her Marxist man!!
Right's gonna win this with our Truth... Make Dem sheeple cry!! We love freedom deep inside... Beware Slick's Arkancide!!
Liberty defines our tunes... Folks, Big Guv'ment's comin' down!! Make yer fortune...live yer life... Don't want Big Brother hangin' 'round!!
Yes, you and me, Nation...gonna make our stand... 'Gainst that bowlegged Leftist, and her Marxist man!! Yes, you hear US, Barry...MUDZ righteous band... Wife's a bowlegged Lib'ral...yer a Marxist man!!
RATZ fakin' like Obama's... The Earth's next Messiah!! Lyin' just so to tax EWE more, Nation... RATZ are Big Guv'ment HO's!!
Left's odder than Dem 60's freaks... Big Guv'ment just ain't Right!! If we don't find the will to cut back... Revolution we shall fight!!
Yes, you and me, Nation...gonna make our stand... 'Gainst that bowlegged Leftist, and her Marxist man!! Yes, you hear the Syntaurz...MUDZ righteous band... Wife's a bowlegged Lib'ral...yer a Marxist man!!
Mudboy Slim (17 July 2008)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"SlickWillie's RightHand!!" (To be sung to the Highwaymen's "The Devil's Right Hand")
About the time MUDZ Daddy left to fight fer VietNam... I hear that Bill Clinton ran away like a girl... Ran away like a girl, with his girley-man squeeeeeal... Thought Slick was the punkest wimp WhiteHouse's ever seen!!
So I asked if I could whup Slick someday when I grew up... Limbaugh dropped ten dozen hints...MUD really knew Rush!! MUD often heard Rush...and MUD strove to understand... Limbaugh said McAuliffe is SlickWillie's RightHand!!
MUD whupped his first Lib'rals 'cuz DemLefties're all Dolts!! Joe Biden plays Prez'dent, but folks knows Joe's Mighty Slooow... RAT-PUNK's mighty slow and soon he'll find out... Slick can get you into trouble, then he won't help you out!!
So then I went and taught Slick's PUNK how Slick Willie LIES!! Slick's the Stainmaker, but RATZ never knew why... RAT Chairman did DIE, Terry didn't understand... 'Cuz Ron Brown said, "Bill Clinton is the Devil's Right Hand!!"
The Devil's right hand, Bill Clinton's right hand... Mudboy sang RAT Punkster is SlickWillie's RightHand!! SlickWillie's RightHand, RAT RAPIST's MainMan... Mudboy sings, "McAuliffe is BillClinton's BoyFriend!!" (NOT that there's anything WRONG with that...)
(Mudboy on harp)
Well, MUD joined JimRob's Band and they went to town!! Caught the Lib'rals cheatin'...Patriotss, Hunt Demz Dawgz Down!! Walk Dem PUNKS down...help RATZ Punk fall... Stoney struck at Mudboy, then Ol' MUD had a Ball!!
PUNK's trial was shown on TeeVee, and Truth rang within Mac's head... Asked him how he pleaded, "Slick's Guilty!!" MUD said. "PUNK's Guilty!!" MUD said, "PUNK loves Slick's cute arse..." Voters shunned Dem Lib'rals, but Bill Clinton's no Man... Slick Willie's no man, Bill Clinton's just BAD!! Mudboy says, "BillzaBubba's the Devil's LeftHand!!"
Limbaugh said, "McAuliffe is Bill Clinton's's RightHand!!"
Mudboy Slim (12/06/2002)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Mudboy Slim!!" (To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Candyman")
Come on, you mind-numbed Lib'rals...with yer heads all hangin' down... Open up yer minds now...'cuz Ol' Mudboy Slim's in town!! Come on, Union Workers...Ditch Dem Chi-Com HO's!! Medyuh's LIED forever...Big Guv'ment wastes yer money, folks!! Look out...Look out...fer Mudboy Slim!! Sings his songs and he fights Left's spin!! Petty Lib'rals won't have no friends once... Justice Band FReeps Limbaugh, my FRiends!! I come up from Richmond where I learned to talk Left's jive. When I get done with Willie, Slick'll be DE-LEGITIMIZED!! Howdy there, Willie BentOne...it seems yer doin swell!! Once I git me some airtime, I'll sing you straight to Hell!!
Look out...Look out...fer Mudboy Slim!! Sings his songs, and he fights to win!! Punk McAwful won't have no friends once... Mudboy Slim FReeps Limbaugh, my FRiends!!
Oooh-oooh-oooh- Oooh-oooh-oooh-oooooh!! Come y'all Lib'ral wenches, if you have got the spine... Join US up in DeeCee, folks...we'll lay it on the line!! Hand MUD his ol' blues harp...pass Lewinskys roun'!! Want you to tell everybody you FReep that Mudboy Slim's in town!!
Look out, Lib'rals...RAT Party's DEAD!! Sing yer songs but RAT Demons're REDS!! Effete Lib'rals won't have no friends once... FReeper bands hold Power, my FRiends!!
FReegards...MUD
311 posted on 12/03/2002 5:22 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
Heh heh heh...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"